I remember spawning and meeting another guy while walking in a city of ruins--After 5 minutes of walking, I then suddenly turn to him with this on-verge-of-laughter-trying-to-be-emotional voice about how it feels like I've known him for 20 years, calling him my son--And about how I was going a "(...) little koo-koo, a little crazy" in like, a pitch-shifting tone. It ended with him as a piece of meat in my pocket. I never played DayZ again after that.
#general_chat
stiff salmon
rain mango
Oh yeah the o.v.o.l.t.t.b.e voice
stiff salmon
Oh yeah the o.v.o.l.t.t.b.e voice
Hard to describe, but it felt like it was just so funny looking back.
Actually I was just copying jokers flow, word for word.
The way the entire chat went silent. 😭 I shouldn't be cackling this loud. I'm sorry, it's so crude. 0 to 100 REAL quick.
toxic hawk
@half kettle hop on warframe
stone meadow
as a new player, best to get used to b42
half kettle
<@525313002971463680> hop on warframe
Ah no! i'd have to remove my ps4 from its container and then take the TV back from my family
im playing warframe with you in spirit
toxic hawk
Take the tv back, it's a payday heist
stone meadow
its hilarious how gaming has people make friends with the most random people
fresh hemlock
as a new player, best to get used to b42
There's hunting in it, right?
stone meadow
A war vet, a young teen, a 40 year old accountant
stiff salmon
@toxic relic Finally ordered Moby Dick, also thought about Catcher in the Rye. Some classics--You know what, I'll do that. I'll spend the next entire week reading. That's a fun goal.
stone meadow
all united in their love for some random mp game
toxic hawk
A war vet, a young teen, a 40 year old accountant
thsi server is kinda in the same boat
strange spruce
stone meadow
Reminds me of my workplace, the average age is like 40, im prolly the youngest one there
working with people who have kids my age and we banter with each other
sour gull
its hilarious how gaming has people make friends with the most random people
Never would have thought I'd meet a krgystani mechanical engineer while being in the discord for an isometric zombie survival game
toxic hawk
You got me, a 22 yo med student, Light is like 17 or something, and i'm pretty sure birdwrap is atleast late 20s with a job and a house
half kettle
<@525313002971463680> hop on warframe
whats yer schedule
toxic hawk
whats yer schedule
nights mostly,
stone meadow
Never would have thought I'd meet a krgystani mechanical engineer while being i...
Im not a mechanical engineer, im an electromechanical technician
sour gull
Im not a mechanical engineer, im an electromechanical technician
OK nerd
stone meadow
but yes same
sour gull
Even worse
toxic hawk
or weekends
more or less every night, 20:00 in midweek, 18:00 weekends
stiff salmon
Im not a mechanical engineer, im an electromechanical technician
"I myself am a master of the custodial arts or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it."
stone meadow
Even worse
Who knew id be talking to an australian illegal weapons making user
stiff salmon
Classic.
stone meadow
i suggest you turn yourself in
sour gull
Who knew id be talking to an australian illegal weapons making user
One time
burnt kite
do yall remember cracking minecraft for the first time as a little jit
toxic hawk
My face when my senior attending introduces me as "student-doctor"
strange spruce
do yall remember cracking minecraft for the first time as a little jit
My bro cracked it for me i was too braindead
stone meadow
*"I myself am a master of the custodial arts or a janitor if you want to be a di...
if anything im downgrading myself from his description of me
stiff salmon
do yall remember cracking minecraft for the first time as a little jit
Oh yes, TLauncher. Think I got my dads' information stolen.
half kettle
do yall remember cracking minecraft for the first time as a little jit
i have too many viruses on my old phone
stone meadow
Im no engie since i dont have a degree
half kettle
claiming to be free minecraft
sour gull
if anything im downgrading myself from his description of me
Yeah I hate electrical engineering
I could never figure out electronics
I like simple mechanical machines
burnt kite
My bro cracked it for me i was too braindead
my second cousin taught me how to download hacked games that had unlimited money
stiff salmon
if anything im downgrading myself from his description of me
Kind of like uh, in the sense of not finishing your studies yet?
stone meadow
Im a jack of all trades, i do electrical engineering, mechanical engineering, programming, anything really
sour gull
I can really only work with metal
stone meadow
Kind of like uh, in the sense of not finishing your studies yet?
no as in my job role is to do whatever
stiff salmon
no as in my job role is to do whatever
OH okayyy
stone meadow
I studied to be an engtech
burnt kite
claiming to be free minecraft
they were all old minecraft version reskins
sour gull
I can forge medieval style I can weld I can operate a CNC machine
stone meadow
Im not good enough at any engineering discipline, but i can do them all
strange spruce
my second cousin taught me how to download hacked games that had unlimited money
Le cracked gta sa
stiff salmon
I'd be careful, Bagman can be the next spiritual successor to the three guys who made sniper rifles in a shed and made thousands selling them.
toxic relic
<@1207959447306248264> Finally ordered Moby Dick, also thought about Catcher in ...
nice idea mate, have fun
stiff salmon
eh, potato potato
toxic relic
bagman lives in hobart
stiff salmon
its in his blood
OH you mentioned that--Even more perfect.
burnt kite
Im not good enough at any engineering discipline, but i can do them all
jacking it on all trades or smth like that
sour gull
bagman lives in hobart
Too far.
toxic relic
lmao
stone meadow
You got me, a 22 yo med student, Light is like 17 or something, and i'm pretty s...
its funny how there is a big wave of 20 something gamers online
strange spruce
It always been like that hasnt it
sour gull
We're probably the biggest part of gamers, for now
Most oppressed people on earth btw
Gamers
strange spruce
Gen alpha will be even bigger
God help us all
stone meadow
jacking it on all trades or smth like that
if they pay me
stiff salmon
Im not good enough at any engineering discipline, but i can do them all
I took engineering for one year, then massively failed and switched to ripping off wallpaper and painting window-sills as my career-path. Well, can't say I regret it. Can understand why.
Math was kicking my ass, so was chemistry. And physics.
stiff salmon
Physics was more fun at-least. Math was just math.
stone meadow
I remember being a little squeaker playing all the og cods, thinking all the 20 year olds had their life in order
Did they fuck
toxic relic
Physics was more fun at-least. Math was just math.
maths is my favourite thing bro 🤓
rain mango
Bruh
stiff salmon
I remember being more active in it, because the equations and questions were so much more interesting--Probably because of the visuals of the questionnaire and how much more they made sense.
sour gull
Did they fuck
All those 20 year olds back then had it together your just the exception
stone meadow
I took engineering for one year, then massively failed and switched to ripping o...
Is that uni?
toxic relic
I remember being more active in it, because the equations and questions were so ...
physics is just applied maths
makes sense
stone meadow
All those 20 year olds back then had it together your just the exception
wrong your dumbass
toxic relic
unfortunate that you didnt have any good visualisations for maths
stone meadow
clearly youre the exception too
sour gull
clearly youre the exception too
My life is fucking amazing
stone meadow
I love the apprenticeship scheme
stiff salmon
Is that uni?
Nah, it's more like... Preparatory? It's hard to make sense. It's essentially high-school. Programs you can pick, run with it for 3 years. Some are physical, you can work directly out of the gate or some are theoretical--have to continue with Uni or College or else. Engineering was Theoretical, but Construction (the one I switched to) was Physical.
stone meadow
I should have done that instead of a levels to begin with
toxic relic
I love the apprenticeship scheme
peak
stone meadow
My adhd ass is not good at theoretical study
stiff salmon
So I wasn't all that deep to begin with, but if I were to continue definitely Uni later on.
toxic relic
vocational work is so much better because you get the theory and the experience
stiff salmon
unfortunate that you didnt have any good visualisations for maths
💔 Wasn't meant to be,,
stone meadow
Nah, it's more like... Preparatory? It's hard to make sense. It's essentially hi...
sounds like A level or apprenticeship
stone meadow
vocational work is so much better because you get the theory and the experience
I just liked it so much more
sour gull
I should finish my project like next weekend
stone meadow
My gcse grades were high, As and A*
sour gull
stiff salmon
sounds like A level or apprenticeship
Ah, that's the system! Yeah, Sweden's education is very apprenticeship oriented.
stone meadow
but once i got into a level it kicked my ass
toxic relic
fair
stone meadow
Wasted 2 years
toxic relic
a levels are a huge amount of work
stone meadow
Then did apprenticeship and now im doing well
rain mango
Advanced math is for people who make your mama jokes
stiff salmon
vocational work is so much better because you get the theory and the experience
Interesting, first time hearing of that.
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/mistamandrew-plans-i-have-plans-i-cannot-share-haters-gif...
I got plans, the best plans. No one has ever made plans like me. My friend, who is an avid planner. He tells me "these are good plans youre making"
toxic relic
Advanced math is for people who make your mama jokes
me bro me
stone meadow
I got As in Chem, maths and A* in english
So I could pick anything i wanted to in a level
toxic relic
Interesting, first time hearing of that.
i mean its rather intuitive
sour gull
I got As in Chem, maths and A* in english
Holy nerd
stone meadow
and my dumbass took A level Chemistry, Maths, Physics, and Further maths
toxic relic
and my dumbass took A level Chemistry, Maths, Physics, and Further maths
HAHAHAH
insane
stone meadow
Yeah i fucked them all up
neat moat
Fuck physics and maths
pale geyser
in how many tiem the multiplayer stable
toxic relic
Fuck physics and maths
wrong
neat moat
Not wrong
paper hull
i just fast passed uni and claimed the battlepass extras when i was done
neat moat
The teachers I had didnt help
stone meadow
Im glad I at least failed it at a level stage
Itd suck if i paid thousands to go uni
toxic relic
The teachers I had didnt help
yeah well that doesnt mean the fields suck
stiff salmon
Oh, never even heard of that word. 😭 Fair enough, just searched it up. I see. That's what culinary would be then, think in second year the guys at the pipe specialization classes of construction in second year are doing that too. The more you know.
neat moat
yeah well that doesnt mean the fields suck
Can't a fish be mad anymore?
stiff salmon
My god that was a mouthful
neat moat
smh
toxic relic
Can't a fish be mad anymore?
you can
stone meadow
Apprenticeship has been a godsend
toxic relic
be mad at the right shit br o
neat moat
no
stiff salmon
Apprenticeship has been a godsend
aye aye
stone meadow
I love practical engineering
toxic relic
Apprenticeship has been a godsend
neat moat
I will lash out
neat moat
Apprenticeship has been a godsend
theyre getting harder and harder to find it seems sadly
toxic relic
lash out at deez nuts
neat moat
lash out at deez nuts
stone meadow
Teach me the tools necessary, and give me a task and ill do the job perfect
I can learn anything that is practical
Just dont expect me to remember shit
stiff salmon
I love it so much--Think I will head out later after Fall, as a way to put our boots to the ground. Help a company out, and learn in-return.
sour gull
Give me the tools necessary and give me a task and I'll spend the first 5 minutes stealing
stone meadow
I love it so much--Think I will head out later after Fall, as a way to put our b...
yeah its great
toxic relic
help a company out is crazy
stiff salmon
Teach me the tools necessary, and give me a task and ill do the job perfect
So I'm not the only (with all due respect) knucklehead
toxic relic
"i love making money for my boss while i get a fraction of it in return" 
neat moat
do not hate them for they do not know they sin
toxic relic
"they need me"
stiff salmon
"i love making money for my boss while i get a fraction of it in return" <:STEAM...
LOOK OKAY its,, Flawed a bit.
toxic relic
"im important"
stone meadow
*So I'm not the only (with all due respect) knucklehead*
we arent dumb, just learn differently
toxic relic
LOOK OKAY its,, Flawed a bit.
a bit lol
stone meadow
I mean as long as you get paid
toxic relic
toxic relic
we arent dumb, just learn differently
real
stone meadow
None of us get paid the right amount anyway
toxic relic
true
rain mango
Unionize
stone meadow
Just the world we live in
rain mango
Makes the biggest your momma joke
stiff salmon
we arent dumb, just learn differently
No, no, absolutely. Was just joking, but great to see another person also in the same system--And having positive experiences.
stone meadow
No, no, absolutely. Was just joking, but great to see another person also in the...
Us practical learners are the ones making all kinds of stuff the whole world uses
toxic relic
blue collar is the backbone of everything yet they get paid the least and treated the worst
bro imagine clowning on a sanitation guy or an underwater welder when they built the shit you rely on
stiff salmon
Us practical learners are the ones making all kinds of stuff the whole world use...
For sure,--Any backbreaking job is valid, even thought about being a Janitor.
stone meadow
bro imagine clowning on a sanitation guy or an underwater welder when they built...
Its something the big wigs put into everyones heads
toxic relic
real
toxic hawk
Yo get back underwater and weld some metal bro. i need this bridge to get home.
stiff salmon
Just imagining this company expecting a student to help paint stuff for them for free, and the twig in overalls shows up with a sign protesting that... 😭 Oh, that would be such a funny way to get kicked out and explain that to my teacher.
stone meadow
The mcdonalds worker is not worth a living wage cause its "unskilled" yet the world would grind to a stop if they all stopped working
toxic relic
yeah shitting on fast food workers then expecting them to lick your feet whenever you order food
its crazy
rain mango
Idk much but social media is probably making unions stronger
stiff salmon
The customer is not always Right!
stone meadow
Welding is something thats paid really well but also its very hazardous
toxic hawk
This reminds me of something
We had a patient that fell off the toilet in their room, there was fecal matter and urine all over the floor, the nurses were the ones that got him up and cleaned everything. they do not get paid enough
toxic relic
indeed
toxic hawk
glad it wasnt me
stone meadow
Fumes give cancer, eye pro isnt always foolproof
Its also hot as fuck to be a welder, you need to wear so much shit on you to not get skin cancer
or go blind
toxic hawk
seen someone go blind in one eye
toxic relic
the turnover rate is high because after a few years its highly likely that you get fucked over somehow and now you cant work anymore
stone meadow
My workplace has tons of welders and i felt so bad for them in the summer
toxic relic
i considered going into welding but id rather be able bodied in my 50s
respect to everyone who didnt have any other option
stone meadow
40C weather and they need to wear full sleeves, face shields, coveralls
I was dying in my tshirt
stiff salmon
Jesus
stone meadow
Not passing out is impressive af
subtle shoal
quasimorphing
stone meadow
and all the health issues too
stone meadow
Welders ignore inhaling the fumes from their sticks, cause "its just this one time it wont cause problems"
toxic relic
yeah...
rain mango
Thats how you know if the gas is good
toxic relic
working conditions truly improved this century smile
stone meadow
I guess at least the pay is in the higher end of the trades
rain mango
Id follow a welder vlogger
stone meadow
but idk if higher pay is worth cutting down on your lifespan
stone meadow
working conditions truly improved this century smile
at least in the UK we have a pretty strict H&S system
Still not foolproof
But at least legally companies have to do the bare minimum like not give the welders cancer
stiff salmon
Out of my field completely now, and I'll add nothing to the conversations other than "Corporations must die" and other methods of condolences so, I'll tune out a bit. Was introspective talking, man. Shout-out to all my blue-collars.
subtle shoal
big haul
toxic relic
But at least legally companies have to do the bare minimum like not give the wel...
real
oblique stream
Corporations are like pests
stone meadow
Corporations wont go anywhere
its more that cause moral reasons dont work, legal obligations force them to
stone meadow
I love the uk worker rights
rain mango
Corporations are like pests
They call themselves "organisms" its quite insidious to anywhete
subtle shoal
99% of magnum pmc mercs quit before they hit it big on their next contract!
toxic relic
its more that cause moral reasons dont work, legal obligations force them to
yeah the only reason there are things like health and safety is because they were intimidated by unions and striking and such lol
stone meadow
Im entitled to a month of holiday, employer paid PPE and the expectation that when i work i dont work on shit thatll kill me
rare torrent
I love the uk worker rights
i love magnesium extract more
toxic relic
no corpo has ever capitulated to the demands of the working class out of morality
if they had their way it would be like the early industrial era everywhere
toxic relic
99% of magnum pmc mercs quit before they hit it big on their next contract!
lolol
stone meadow
no corpo has ever capitulated to the demands of the working class out of moralit...
that aint profitable
neat moat
child labor laws are comming back
toxic relic
steamhappy
stone meadow
Ok wait this is becoming too p word
oblique stream
no corpo has ever capitulated to the demands of the working class out of moralit...
They either get forced to oblige, or pay off government
toxic relic
tool is a good band
oblique stream
Ok wait this is becoming too p word
Too project zomboid
neat moat
Kill the frogski in your head
toxic relic
Kill the frogski in your head
AHAHAH
oblique stream
as the tool of the system i have to warn
stone meadow
I will silence any opposition
rare torrent
i unironically would scare some of you if i posted a job application here
oblique stream
Frogski fr
paper hull
we know
stone meadow
Ill give my life for the indie stone
toxic relic
i unironically would scare some of you if i posted a job application here
everyone here is employed
even frogboy
void herald
This game is a pain in the ass but fun so far
stone meadow
even frogboy
im double employed
toxic relic
yeah dude has 2 jobs
neat moat
my view rn
rare torrent
everyone here is employed
too many homeless people are here. some of yall be lying
stone meadow
And thats barely enough to rent a one bed apartment where i live :)
neat moat
dude
oblique stream
Im also double employed
toxic relic
my view rn
dude are you working on a weekend?
rain mango
Hello
neat moat
one of my coworkers is homeless (he has mental issues)
toxic relic
do you get double pay
strange spruce
Damn vro we dropping workplace pics now?
neat moat
No im making up days I was off
oblique stream
One is a job other is making frogski moderating more difficult
toxic relic
No im making up days I was off
fair fair
rare torrent
dude are you working on a weekend?
im on duty today 
neat moat
Plus I want monies
toxic relic
im on duty today <:unhappy:721361533636182047>
sergeant poop reporting for dookie
neat moat
also you can get double pay for weekend work?
stone meadow
<:STEAMHAPPY:1238127232875237437>
im in the top 25% earners in the uk and i can barely afford to not share a house isnt that fantastic
toxic relic
yessir
neat moat
damn
toxic relic
vacation and weekends, overtime is 1.5
oblique stream
im in the top 25% earners in the uk and i can barely afford to not share a house...
A garage in Birmingham
stone meadow
yeah time and a half
rare torrent
sergeant poop reporting for dookie
dont confuse me with the asvab waivers
toxic relic
im in the top 25% earners in the uk and i can barely afford to not share a house...
uk is doing great smile
rain mango
im in the top 25% earners in the uk and i can barely afford to not share a house...
Some scientists concluded that my country minimal wage is 20% of the amount it should be
oblique stream
Tbh a large room and a kitchen is all i need
neat moat
asbestos
rare torrent
i could be out drinking rn but NOOOOO we need you to check people in and out from 2000 to 2400 tonight so NO LEAVING all day
late inlet
Guys they should add duckboats
neat moat
Stooop bro 😂
rain mango
REAL ASF HAHAHA bro ur hilarious
oblique stream
Damn vro we dropping workplace pics now?
Id drop a workplace pic if it wouldn't dox me
rain mango
My fav bro for sure
toxic relic
dudes glazing
neat moat
glaze harder
rain mango
dudes glazing
Better than yo momma joke
stone meadow
uk is doing great smile
My coworkers mortage for a 4 bed costs him 400 quid a month
the average one bed flat in the same area costs £1k
rent
oblique stream
Working in the supermarket is not exactly illusive enough to share pics of
late inlet
dudes glazing
We should glazing duckboats
toxic relic
My coworkers mortage for a 4 bed costs him 400 quid a month
the average one bed ...
it all started in the 80s
👴
rain mango
@neat moat Wake up Evil Gurt, ur dreaming. U need to fucking WAKE UP!
rain mango
it all started in the 80s
P word
toxic relic
i wish i could talk about it but p word
rain mango
toxic relic
so i watch my gay tv show
oblique stream
What gay tv show
rain mango
so i watch my gay tv show
Haha ur dad kiss man
stone meadow
I havent watched tv in years
rain mango
He is so funny
late inlet
Guys listen duckboats are an amazing idea
toxic relic
its about a german hospital
toxic relic
I havent watched tv in years
🏴☠️
strange spruce
So GAY
rare torrent
I havent watched tv in years
this guy stinks
rain mango
I love fish
oblique stream
its about a german hospital
Hows it gay
stone meadow
this guy stinks
hows that relevant to tv
neat moat
keep stroking that ego of mine RJ
rain mango
Im gonna start severance today
oblique stream
Are they hot german doctors or something
strange spruce
Poor choice of words,ghoti
oblique stream
Oh
late inlet
I havent watched tv in years
Why do you hate duck boats Mr frog
rare torrent
hows that relevant to tv
frogski stimulates himself with instagram reels and bored ape NFTs all day
stone meadow
Why do you hate duck boats Mr frog
i dont
i hate you specifically
see you in a week
rain mango
keep stroking that ego of mine RJ
I am making u get fatter with ur ego, and than I am gonna feed u to my kittens.
toxic relic
its good and its one of the few media that talk about homosexuality under the no no regime
rain mango
Now, make me laugh more fish.
late inlet
i hate you specifically
As long as you don’t hate duck boats till next time🙏🫡
stone meadow
jk im not that mean
rain mango
toxic relic
🤔 this series and a movie called great freedom are the only ones ive seen that do that
other thatn papers and academia
fucked situation
stone meadow
youre free to talk about duckboats im just not gonna do anything about it
late inlet
jk im not that mean
Does that mean you will add duck boats🙏😔
rare torrent
i just like a cool story for my TV 
oblique stream
jk im not that mean
Ofc you arent
stone meadow
Does that mean you will add duck boats🙏😔
you misunderstand my importance
toxic relic
overestimate
toxic relic
time me out for 10 minutes
stone meadow
correct me will you
toxic relic
thanks bro
stone meadow
ok
late inlet
you misunderstand my importance
So you support duckboats🥳
stone meadow
Yeah sure
stone meadow
he did ask for it
stone meadow
So you’ll add duckboats🧐
not like i can
neat moat
add fortnite
stone meadow
The most i can do is suggest
late inlet
not like i can
Your the ceo of duck boats now
stone meadow
sure
rare torrent
i could be out drinking rn but NOOOOO we need you to check people in and out fro...
Jokes on you chief buzzball tequila looks just like squirt
late inlet
The most i can do is suggest
Can you add maple trees
whole bane
Guys, I just came up with an idea.
Who would win- Adam Smasher or Frank Horrigan?
paper hull
xxtentacion
late inlet
Guys, I just came up with an idea.
Who would win- Adam Smasher or Frank Horriga...
Depends who owns a duck boat
stone meadow
Can you add maple trees
sure
paper hull
can you add realistic farts
onyx igloo
can you add the obelisk
paper hull
can you add the ability to become pregnant
late inlet
ill add all the stuff
Also could you add duck boats🙏
onyx igloo
the obelisk
stone meadow
can you add the ability to become pregnant
thats a bit far
rain mango
can you add the ability to become pregnant
🫃
stone meadow
even my imaginary additions are against that
whole bane
can you add the obelisk
Kane lives!
rain mango
nice try sexist
Can I try too?
rain mango
Can I try too?
Fuck off lol
rain mango
Fuck off lol
I am a master of rage baiting
late inlet
even my imaginary additions are against that
Listen Mr frog you should become the CEO and add duck boats
oblique stream
can you add the ability to become pregnant
No
rare torrent
I am a master of rage baiting
where rage bait?
stone meadow
Listen Mr frog you should become the CEO and add duck boats
id love to be tis ceo
oblique stream
Mr frog
rain mango
where rage bait?
Stop tagging me please
paper hull
can you add halloumi fries
stone meadow
sure
onyx igloo
Stop tagging me please
where is the ragebait bro
stone meadow
eage
onyx igloo
Eagle
paper hull
alright guys you are a bunch of master baiters we get it
rare torrent
Stop tagging me please
upset after one notification 🥀
paper hull
shut the fuck up
onyx igloo
Baited, I like attention
Who are you
late inlet
id love to be tis ceo
Mr frog can I be duck boat mod once your ceo🙏😔
rain mango
alright guys you are a bunch of master baiters we get it
Me wen terraria
tender igloo
Listen Mr frog you should become the CEO and add duck boats
have you ever played the duck simulator game?
stone meadow
shut the fuck up
thats not lovely
rain mango
Who are you
Because bread tastes better than key?
stone meadow
you are now duck boat material
strange spruce
alright guys you are a bunch of master baiters we get it
People used to keep that shit to themselves </3
paper hull
thats not lovely
threaten me all you want ill never be the person you want me to be
late inlet
have you ever played the duck simulator game?
No but I’ve seen ducks before and they look like good boats
stone meadow
youll never be the person you want to be either
paper hull
infact ill go out of my way to never be that person out of spite
rain mango
youll never be the person you want to be either
😔
rare torrent
I did a double ragebaiting
being weird and making someone upset are two different things guy
paper hull
bubububububber ducky bubber ducky bubber duckkk
onyx igloo
i dropped my hotdog in water
hotsog...
onyx igloo
Who
rain mango
Yes
onyx igloo
Where?
strange spruce
i dropped my hotdog in water
hotsog...
Sogdog
onyx igloo
When?
rain mango
being weird and making someone upset are two different things guy
Being weird and chatting here are synonyms
paper hull
suomi?
rain mango
alright guys you are a bunch of master baiters we get it
🫃🏻
ornate haven
hey guys i have a question abt sledgehammer. ive got one and i can destroy walls, but cant quite understand how i should remove like the roof so i can build some stairs
subtle shoal
rare torrent
Being weird and chatting here are synonyms
honestly yeah. I actually have to take breaks from this chat cause some of yall werent told No enough as a kid
onyx igloo
do they have fins in finland
rain mango
so beautiful i hope he has a good birthing
I am giving birth to clash royal
rain mango
hey guys i have a question abt sledgehammer. ive got one and i can destroy walls...
U need to be above the roof to destroy it im pretty sure
strange spruce
Yeah they all have fins on they arms
paper hull
you mean with my words
rain mango
Uh?
paper hull
its how communication works
rain mango
but best of luck
Its this generations runescape
rain mango
its how communication works
He is hard to ragebait
Final boss
Instead of fighting the same enemy for loot u play gacha for new units
paper hull
gacha this gacha that, how bout u gatcha some bitches
rain mango
"Play"
rain mango
gacha this gacha that, how bout u gatcha some bitches
Nobody want's to gatch u
Calm down
late inlet
@stone meadow can I be muted now I’ve mentioned duckboats now it’s mute time so I can go back to playing zomboid
rain mango
gacha this gacha that, how bout u gatcha some bitches
Hey u better be referring to dogs because women are now respected
rare torrent
honestly RJ instead of rage baiting or whatever you call that, try this cool trend called "friend-maxxing"
paper hull
i have no more room in my circle sorry
rain mango
im already married to 4 women
What religion is this?
paper hull
maoism
rain mango
i have no more room in my circle sorry
U really are a big circle
paper hull
yeah im the whole circumfrence
rain mango
U really are a big circle
Lol
Ahahahahha I like that she is taking it nice, I had fun, thx
Ur cool
tender igloo
genchat not being toxic for 5 mins
rain mango
U really are a big circle
@toxic relic this is funnier than momma jokes
tender igloo
paper hull
i was forged in the fire of vbulletin boards in 1998
soon i will return to ash
shiiii im 50k off 97 strength
this shit got me fuckin sleepy
rain mango
this shit got me fuckin sleepy
Sometimes we do things because we wanted to do it as kids
But damn ure going tru hell
paper hull
i did it as a kid
rain mango
genchat not being toxic for 5 mins
Not toxic, just tough love
paper hull
now im doing it a second time
rain mango
Damn double hell
rain mango
7 more times and some indian guru will have to exorcise u
rain mango
Sometimes we do things because we wanted to do it as kids
Taking my portuguese teacher to dinner?
paper hull
thats the plan
burnt kite
soon i will return to ash
leave a bbs behind that no one will visit
paper hull
i often keep wise chinese elders behind me to counteract my bad chi and karma
tender igloo
Not toxic, just tough love
sounds manipulative 
paper hull
leave a bbs behind that no one will visit
bro what was it, trihost?
the fuckin fansite one
god i miss that shit
rain mango
sounds manipulative <:bugcapoop:1426267232316690522> <a:Phoenix_Think:1395805031...
U have to try it to understand
paper hull
the most masterful of trolls and manipulators often come out and blurt they are thats how you know they are masters
tender igloo
U have to try it to understand
im good, i was raised by boomers
rain mango
Uh
paper hull
fuck it we make halloumi fries
burnt kite
bro what was it, trihost?
I did not get to see them live, because dial up and bulletin boards were phased out, and when they weren't phased out dial up was very expensive
paper hull
So you're just old?
time comes for us all
burnt kite
change yo password
young kelp
I woke up
stone meadow
wasnt me
young kelp
and the first thing I see is a bot
stone meadow
some other less important mod got them
young kelp
rain mango
time comes for us all
But intelligence not from what I see
rain mango
Meow
paper hull
But intelligence not from what I see
self proclaimed intellectuals are often the most egregious morons you will encounter in life
rain mango
Not me im a dumb ass
rain mango
self proclaimed intellectuals are often the most egregious morons you will encou...
Bars
paper hull
its best to just shut the fuck up and let your bank do the talking
rain mango
self proclaimed intellectuals are often the most egregious morons you will encou...
Mathmaticians are like that
Money doesn't dictate your intelligence lol
paper hull
if you are so smart why are you so poor
burnt kite
self proclaimed intellectuals are often the most egregious morons you will encou...
no genius will call themselves one
rain mango
Money doesn't dictate your intelligence lol
Guess whos falling for bait rn
rain mango
if you are so smart why are you so poor
Tesla is smarter than Ariana Grande.
paper hull
see that, see how i just made you give a shit about a topic i didnt give a single piss about
thats how you actually bait someone
best of luck
young kelp
rain mango
But I am not angry, I am interested and having fun talking lmao
graceful dust
self proclaimed intellectuals are often the most egregious morons you will encou...
im smart i mjust also stupid
rain mango
Ariana grande is cool
I like to talk about philosophy and things that are intelligent but don't make sense to discuss at the same time.
graceful dust
better than not accepting yourself as stupid
no point in it. honestly im not a misanthrope which makes me a fucking genius in my book
paper hull
I like to talk about philosophy and things that are intelligent but don't make s...
i hate discussing theoreticals because its a self ass tickling practise of smugness
hmmm yes what IF aliens existed
graceful dust
u did kinda do that the other day tho 😭
rain mango
All birds are dinosaurs, and all dinosaurs are reptiles. Therefore, birds are reptiles! And crocodiles are reptiles, but they are not dinosaurs.
graceful dust
what if 4 generations from now ur lineage could live in space
rain mango
hmmm yes what IF aliens existed
I would made them pregnant
half kettle
why
young kelp
hmmm yes what IF aliens existed
we could make our own
rain mango
And a new hybrid/race was created
young kelp
if humans ever found a way to live out there
graceful dust
:pregnant_alien:
rain mango
u did kinda do that the other day tho 😭
Long term memory is not that great yea
paper hull
forget these
young kelp
and start shouting aliens
rain mango
i hate discussing theoreticals because its a self ass tickling practise of smugn...
Or maybe ur dumb
And can't make a smart conversation
paper hull
yeah maybe
rain mango
Living in other planet is such a fruitless thing to strive for
young kelp
anyways imma go back to sleep, its 4am
paper hull
but then again who gives a shit
rain mango
young kelp
oblique stream
fuck if i care
Do aliens pay my rent?
rain mango
How the fuck do we wanna colonizr a new planet
graceful dust
aliens is wild cos we r this 🤏 close to learning if there was ever life on mars but nobody will gaf when that happens cos they arent greys
paper hull
sure idk fuck it whatever
rain mango
Do aliens pay my rent?
Who cares, can they get pregnant?
paper hull
rain mango
aliens is wild cos we r this 🤏 close to learning if there was ever life on mar...
And also people are going hungry asking for money on tiktok
rain mango
aliens is wild cos we r this 🤏 close to learning if there was ever life on mar...
Nobody cares about alien life if it's not intelligent or terrifying.
There is definitely life outside of Earth, useless and boring primitive bacteria.
young kelp
Who cares, can they get pregnant?
depends if they have mirrored cells or not
graceful dust
recently they found signs of a chemical reaction that generally needs living organisms to happen
rain mango
depends if they have mirrored cells or not
We are mirroring their cells and colonizing them.
We will dominate them genetically, from the inside out.
graceful dust
And also people are going hungry asking for money on tiktok
is ur whataboutism feeding them rn
graceful dust
Nobody cares about alien life if it's not intelligent or terrifying.
this is what i meannnn theyre interesting as fuck are u kidding me...
paper hull
thats some good halloumi fries damn
rain mango
I agree with u bro, I just described the majority opinion!
graceful dust
u were kidding me...
oblique stream
Can I get a gay alien bf
graceful dust
thats some good halloumi fries damn
did u bring enuf to share w the class
rain mango
Can I get a gay alien bf
No, go wash ur belly
paper hull
halloumi cheese
rain mango
Yes
rain mango
/tp -360 -51 408
graceful dust
whos in my house
rain mango
Hello
I am gonna wash ur belly
We can barely follow the weather for crops and people want to go fart in another planet
Yes
We will become space mercenaries
paper hull
long nose larry
graceful dust
i care abt lil alien bacteria not colonizing other planets
rain mango
SPACE/PLANETARY PARASITES
graceful dust
i hope the lil alien bacteria kill anyone who tries
rain mango
i hope the lil alien bacteria kill anyone who tries
Fart over them see what happens
Or just impregnate the bacteria
rare torrent
bro saw 2 40k youtube shorts and its all cards on the table
the shitposts about youtube shorts users being braindead idiots were prophesy all along
graceful dust
why r we farting & washing & impregnating rn
rain mango
Idk, do u have better ideas?
late inlet
why r we farting & washing & impregnating rn
Duck boating
rain mango
paper hull
Idk, do u have better ideas?
yeah lets put more trash into our atmosphere that way kessler syndrome prevents us from going into space and we all fucking die on this miserable rock
like we deserve
👏
rain mango
Thats the point^
late inlet
like we deserve
Duck boats don’t deserve death
rain mango
like we deserve
While all sattelites fall back from orbit
ionic musk
Just wondering is this game still alive before I get it and is it worth playing
rare torrent
yeah its pretty good
rain mango
Just wondering is this game still alive before I get it and is it worth playing
Yeah, pretty much active in every media plataform as well
ivory grail
why are there so many of them
rain mango
yeah lets put more trash into our atmosphere that way kessler syndrome prevents ...
Nah, who is gonna save the goth mommys
graceful dust
why are there so many of them
how deep
paper hull
certainly not you with ur broke ass
ionic musk
Is there PvP or just pve
late inlet
Nah, who is gonna save the goth mommys
Duck boats if your into that kinda thing ig
graceful dust
both
graceful dust
20 and I have best luck
tf
graceful dust
i was gonna make fun of u for being over 100 layers deep or someth
late inlet
Pvp is horrible
Duck boats could fix it😮💨
ionic musk
Right ok because I would personally prefer PvP
paper hull
pvp exists and is competent with rules of engagement followed by both sides, without it its a spam fest shithole of bug abuse
graceful dust
I even have a lucky meal and a lucky ring on
this is what good luck looks like for u...
rain mango
certainly not you with ur broke ass
I am using ur money then
paper hull
gl its mostly tied up in assets
plush cobalt
We will become space mercenaries
“We”
graceful dust
modding out pvp stunlocks makes it more bearable
plush cobalt
You're not a billionaire bro
rain mango
pvp exists and is competent with rules of engagement followed by both sides, wit...
I hope it stays that way, pvp in the apocalypse should be miserable
graceful dust
theyre not making billionaires into mercs
rain mango
You're not a billionaire bro
Billionaires pay poor people to do things
Would make base raiding even more cinematic
I am accepting payment
plush cobalt
theyre not making billionaires into mercs
What I mean is they're not going
rain mango
Billionaires pay poor people to do things
Nillionaires pay poor people to stay richer*
One nillion
rain mango
Duck boats if your into that kinda thing ig
What does that even means
graceful dust
exactly one nillion
half kettle
omar is like 43
paper hull
african im assuming?
graceful dust
what is the actual number that sounds like that was it nonillion
rain mango
what is the actual number that sounds like that was it nonillion
Nerd
plush cobalt
Ur too old to use dc
I'll have you know I just came back from D.C. on a business trip young man
graceful dust
no i think im too smart to not be stupid
half kettle
african im assuming?
i've met russian omars
rain mango
I'll have you know I just came back from D.C. on a business trip young man
Doctor consult, ye I know old man
half kettle
middle east, africa, europe
paper hull
im sorry for your loss
paper hull
mpreg paulie
graceful dust
go cry to maury
rain mango
Who is maury
graceful dust
maury povich from the maury show
rain mango
rain mango
We could play Unite some time man
Ok
I play all rounder and defender most of the times.
late inlet
What does that even means
Duck boats man
loud pumice
Rip miku
rain mango
felt cute might delete later
What is that mermaid tail bone lol
This has layers of spooky
Dead siren miku
deft totem
Anyone want to play Zomboid?
subtle shoal
young kelp
toxic relic
i do
rain mango
I know someone who hates normal stuff
young kelp
I'm fine with it, depends on mood
toxic relic
texture is nasty
i salute their efforts
rain mango
Delicious
half kettle
where the "bread" tastes like rubber
toxic relic
what do you tthink about the ice cream sandwiches
terrible dude
the concept of an ice cream sandwich is unappealing to me
rain mango
Have you ever eaten that oreo-shaped ice cream?
half kettle
what about the concept of the hard shell chocolate filled with ice cream on a stick
i cant remember the name.. of the thing
rain mango
Magnum?
rain mango
Completely ignored, I am leaving
toxic relic
something about the taste of sugar unsettles my stomach
paper hull
i projectile vomit its rather impressive
toxic relic
🤔 id like to see that
toxic relic
vomit makes me laugh
half kettle
are you sadistic
half kettle
vomit makes me yuck
toxic relic
why lol
rain mango
i dont think id remember brands
I mentioned the most famous one I could remember
toxic relic
your shit used to be inside you
toxic relic
lmao
half kettle
horrifying orange with seeds
rain mango
vomit makes me laugh
I don't find it disgusting or funny, I don't care. But I definitely don't like vomiting!
rain mango
i once ate 29 tangerines
Why
half kettle
most available fruit
half kettle
goes down easy
toxic relic
you're involuntarily shooting out your food through your mouth
thats fucking hilarious
rain mango
U do that with idk, walnuts or lupins?
toxic relic
the face people make when they throw up suddenly
rain mango
Not with tangerines
half kettle
i notice my mouth salivates slightly when i start to vomit
toxic relic
real
rain mango
I vomited because I once ate an orange, with chocolate milk and then a raw egg.
half kettle
like a 15 second pre warning
toxic relic
lube
rain mango
i notice my mouth salivates slightly when i start to vomit
It's your body trying to fight it, swallowing saliva helps against vomiting.
toxic relic
like a 15 second pre warning
enough time to run to the toilet
or use a shirt
damn its funny
half kettle
It's your body trying to fight it, swallowing saliva helps against vomiting.
ooh is that so
rain mango
Ye
I think
When I feel like vomiting, I repeatedly swallow my saliva.
It always helps.
rain mango
Ye, sometimes
Sometimes I resist
Vomiting can be temporary or progressive, like feeling sick on a trip.
It can be a long process of feeling sick until you vomit.
burnt kite
i miss my cocoa butter kisses
half kettle
a cocoa butter kiss
half kettle
he is reminising on times long gone
half kettle
humina humina
rain mango
Do u flirt like that?
toxic relic
im not disclosing my mating dance
rain mango
Private? Srry bro
toxic relic
a man has a right to privacy
hidden spruce
i miss my cocoa butter kisses
we both loves Pyscho things , aren't we
half kettle
humans probably have an out of date mating dance feature
hasnt been updated in a long time i reckon
half kettle
перестань кричать
toxic relic
humans probably have an out of date mating dance feature
do i have to helicopter my dong and crab walk around a potential partner
quasi slate
😚
rain mango
😚
I played Minecraft with my girldfriend, and she drowns her self 3 times in like 10min
Because she can't swim lol
rain mango
Tupid
half kettle
thirst in minecraft is so tupid
but shark, you play project zomboid
hang on.. i cant identify your core
oh my days they're ,multiplying
burnt kite
you will never catch us all
paper hull
gorton freedman
rain mango
I loved the nohello link lmao
paper hull
i love falling sleep in the bath
rain mango
It makes perfect sense to me
Ok, thx for telling me
But isn't it dangerous to drown?
paper hull
live life on the edge
rain mango
🆗
paper hull
blitzcrunk
late inlet
Duck boats
quasi slate
👅
burnt kite
man dont buy no apartment in st. petersburg
oh my gorb
20k/week, the communal apartment is shared between 19 people
lilac quarry
man dont buy no apartment in st. petersburg
what's the rent tho
I'd be down if the price is right
half kettle
whos collecting rent
lilac quarry
2000 rubles per week
kk I can afford to live there for the rest of my life
I'm down
radiation schmadiation
half kettle
where would you get cell service for your work
lilac quarry
where would you get cell service for your work
for that price I'd never need to work again
toxic relic
youd die of radiation sickness before youd need to worry about rent
half kettle
ahh radio waves make body go sicky sick
lilac quarry
even better
half kettle
honestly i shouldnt get access to firearms
lilac quarry
quasi slate
restive herald
is build 42 out for multiplayer yet?
toxic relic
read buddy
toxic relic
is build 42 out for multiplayer yet?
toxic relic
we dont know
burnt kite
i miss my cocoa butter kisses
rare torrent
kk I can afford to live there for the rest of my life
Wait until you see the average russians paycheck
paper hull
i miss my cocoa butter kisses
Ok chance
toxic relic
Wait until you see the average russians paycheck
real
burnt kite
i miss my cocoa butter kisses
its not a recycle moment, the image is high quality now
get it right stinker
toxic relic
average wage where i come from is a few hundred a month in you're lucky
burnt kite
get it right stinker
hd remaster for new generation of consoles
quasi slate
ivory grail
are you the BOY
neat moat
i miss my cocoa butter kisses
ASMR ear cleaning
paper hull
all my fellas
paper hull
fred wurst
rain mango
https://tenor.com/view/fred-durst-rollin-you-know-what-time-it-is-snivee-you-gif...
is that limp bizkit
toxic relic
yes
burnt kite
toxic relic
that is limp bizkit bro
loud pumice
toxic relic
hilarious how a group named after a shrex prank got so famous
dusk gust
if im trying to make a server all my friends can play on, how do i make it so that i dont need to be there and online to start it
i keep getting stuck on the port forwarding part
ive logged into my router but the option to do port forwarding does not come up
half kettle
burnt kite
miku dayo
paper hull
are cinnamon milkshakes a thing
fair yacht
rapid moth
i miss my cocoa butter kisses
Smisnt this postal 1 art
burnt kite
Smisnt this postal 1 art
it is
rapid moth
Yeah that tracks
burnt kite
baseball, huh?
paper hull
original fart
rapid moth
As its the demon whispering into p1 dudes ear
Making him believe everyone is infected with a sickness that makes people violent
twin bear
burnt kite
As its the demon whispering into p1 dudes ear
tickling the thinkin' pickle
rapid moth
Its like a 1 sided crossed apocalypse
paper hull
ah u cheaped out and bough the 1 sided apocalypse
i personally sprung for the 2 sided
quasi slate
twin bear
🥀 finished nv and remembered house never lets u side with him AND ncr
Welp at least oliver got to walk away
rapid moth
This is why you side with yes man
twin bear
30% chance of suicide according to house
burnt kite
Welp at least oliver got to walk away
oliver ALWAYS goes down the dam
wiat what
which oliver
twin bear
Next playthru will be an evil legion simp
burnt kite
Next playthru will be an evil legion simp
the loot boxes near cottonwood cove are worth checking when you get your rep up with the legion
twin bear
I just wish the legion had more quests
Realizing that legion and bos have barely any quests outside of the story
twin bear
Thank god I had high enough science to lock one terminal down
Had to retry it like 4 times they were always on the last two terminals or smth
Brotherhood
Yeah it can stay a forgotten game
Weird ass metal tracks and goofy ahh boss fights
rain mango
Chinese pages posted cute dogs
rapid moth
Next playthru will be an evil legion simp
Why can't we get into a relationship with vulpes
rain mango
🤨
rapid moth
Its so unfair
rapid moth
Fnv worst fallout cause it doesnt let me date vulpes
rain mango
Im silencing u (blocked)
toxic relic
im just trying to read about polio vaccines during the cold war
twin bear
Fr after all pretty sure they take after the empire in the way of men mounting