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that makes sense. I'm not sure if i have feelings about whether or not it should be in the olympics... there are so many olympic sports that are accessibility gated.
yeah i can tell
im falling awake
dude even nz has buhurt
Careful with the sass before I hex you
Omar is so nice all the time he's never mean to me ever
omar sucks ass
Except like all those times
*toes
You simply haven't seen my pure wrath yet... My shadow self may reveal itself yet...
Bros on a jungian self actualization journey
which I would be totally fine if the olympics were brought back to basic greek track and field events... everyone can run, throw a stick, and throw a heavy ball
I sadly won't be around to see what becomes of us if we have unregulated combat sports introduced
Or get brain injuries
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do ya'll have jousting
Unfortunately
yessir
big up collin
hope he gets far this year 🗣️
full contact jousting is metal as fuck
For the past two years at Agribition, the Knights of Valour have performed a jousting tournament to the delight of the crowd. This isn't just a show, however, this is real jousting (and I thought trying on the armor was cool!)
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As far as possible from u probably
All fun and games
the title given to new zealand male knights is Knight Grand Companion
because we fought off every other knight to get it
Go lick a rock
I wonder if we'll ever see war games as an event and not just a logistics flex
they have only existed since 1996
yo i know the guy with the long hair
i know of him
it does technically count though as the New zealand order of merit that founds the title of knight
sweet sport
was founded by elizabeth the second
i hate being a commonwealth country
Mmm salt lick
Lloyd is a cool ass name
imagine being in a cavalry charge
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Sir Du Notre Deem
Its technically new zealands highest civilian honor
Lick is a weird word
Bro has a phd of measuring salt circumferance
pupper they just said they don't know where it is
go back to b42 chat
I'm not your bro
I'm nobody's bro
Vro
if i was part of the calvary? dude id feel like a god
Negative
Lloyd Frontera!?!?
U stink more than the horse so no
Stinky
lol
the strangest one has to be the dame titel give the malvina lorraine major
idk what she did other than be an opera singer
I do need a whistle and a bayonet charge in my life
historically accurate
cavalrymen were notoriously uh cavalier
Zendaya 
the sick uniforms generally help
i get why lmao
Ahhh to sacrifice myself in glorious combat against the enemies of man, all in service of the Holy God Emperor of Mankind... what a dream
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badass drip, riding a horse into battle watching the little guys piss their pants and drop their polearms
probably drowning in ass
i would let that fame get to my head
yes
modern armour "we dont wanna be seen"
vs this guy
rank and file cavalrymen had flashy uniforms compared to the infantry
bro is a maxed out veteran
insane
Lol
my favorite part about that style of coat is when they wear it as a cape
There's practical function to being "glamorous" on the battlefield too
You'll look important, so you're more likely to be taken prisoner instead of just
Killed if you were to go down
interesting
In that case you may even get rescued
Lemme find something hold on
Me on the battlefield wearing pure gold so they think I'm the king
DO YOU KNOW WHO I SWORE MY KNIGHTHOOD TO
yo why he has that thing on his back
That's a man
what country is this
Beat me to it
Fartasslandia
hungarian hussars
I'm in your head fish man
sick
hungry indeed
it's the popular style for most nations light horsemen
late gunpowder era it's more identification, intimidation and style
Me wen i study rocks
damn youre right lol
getting some random farm boy decked out in finery marching with equally well dressed men does wonders for his confidence
understandable ngl
I wonder why in large battlefields they didnt just make a lot of gopher holes
I can't find the tape 
do you know how easy it is to break a horse leg?
if you watched the video I sent about the bayonet it highlights the importance of confidence and morale
yes yes
looking the part is apparently very helpful in that front
The confidence for a siege tho
horses are expensive bro
exactly
its bad code
peasent armies were slacking
I'm sorry but whoever though navy blue was a good color for links on a dark background deserves the ninth circle of hell
in the military it's more about the capability provided than survivability
they could have easily won
Just like killing an officer
bruh
i like it

U like many things
There was a tape about how military commanders would carry shortswords in combat as opposed to a more generally effective polearm because the shortsword being more expensive would come with perceived prestige that means high ranking units are more likely to be recognised and captured instead of killed, meaning they could later be rescued
like deez nuts
cavalry was very vulnerable come the gunpowder era but the raw shock and decisiveness of a cavalry charge was considered invaluable
unreadable, the css needs to be changed yesterday
I know the tape exists but I'm not about to listen to all fucken one hundred and thirty seven of them because I forgot the title
There's a train somewhat near me and, during the walking portion of my commute earlier this week, I saw that it had many crates with the Amazon logo on it. I had a brief daydream that will not look good for me when thoughtcrimes become real
Seeing like 100 men charging at me would scare me even with a gun
on top of simply being the most responsive unit available at the time
same bro
guy on the horse is the closest thing to internet
I send this now because I took a picture and it reminded me when I just saw it (I will not be sending the picture in case someone here is a geoguessr enthusiast)
it's a machine gun!
Tbf depends on the machinegun
just take one
If i had an m60 and knew how to operate it effectively or an mg42 i might be able to kill like 50
even from my little understanding of the evolution of war, i know that the invention and implementation of the machine gun changed a lot
If it's in the open
War changed so fast
real
Kind of scary how quickly technology advances in wartime
even comparing ww1 and 2 its insane
kinda
Isn't the internet originally a military thing
uhhh
It was for coded messages at the start
im not sure
the machinegun itself was good but didn't render cavalry obsolete
Then they made the gay creator lose all military prestige
combined with barbed wire and everyone digging the fuck in is what really screwed them
Oh he was gay?
They were like shipping crates idk if I had time before my commute
damn
mounted rifles were hugely important in the 2nd boer war, fought right before ww1
shouldve checked for a lose crate
I forget how bad it was for gays and lesbians back then sometimes
boer war...
i learnt about that
yes, but it was very primitive
I feel like video games also help the military introduce ppl into themes
If that makes sense
i can see how the shift to machine guns and trenches with fortifications would create the loss of advantage for calvary
Like seeing the same country as an enemy even in fiction can make impressionable kids think it's nornal
hahah good point
yessir
military propaganda frrr
makes every western asian dude look like a threat and every american look like a hero

cav can't really charge anymore* but riflemen on horses are still faster than men on foot
there's always a place for hordes if the horde is large enough and command doesn't care
noted
Erm I think that war is bad
the british learned a lot from the 2nd boer war and basically trained the cavalry to basically fight as mounted riflemen
I always did wonder why enemies spoke perfect north american english sometimes
😭
erhmm, hear me out, guys, i think war? yknow war? is pretty bad heh.
its fascinating when you start approaching from the basic idea that soldiers dont want to die
You can clap for me, if you'd like
i think that statement appears dull but once you really comprehend it its ingenious lol
clapping cheeks? damn Omar
"erhm guys, yknow soldiers dont wanna die, right?"
The pressure of being a commanding officer would be smth else
Hopefully that's not being done for me
I'm not a fertility god
looking at movies where all the nameless extras throw themselves at death like its nothing does warp your perception of real conflict
it's long recognized that competent subordinates should be allowed to make decisions based on what they see
yoo i know about this
i agree tbh
you shouldnt be forced into suicide because some braindead commander wants to win a pissing contest
Every excursion is case by case procedure barely works in a full scale battle i assume
actually might find the most recent Perun's video interesting, t'was about the most recent NATO wargaming from last week
the problem is command and control is also a huge problem and there is sense in centralizing it
so it's not completely senseless
🤔
it's just easy to condemn it from the outside and a well meaning effort failing and gross ineptitude looks very much similar
it's complicated™
but I am an amateur war historian so what do I know
i appreciate your insight
its very enthusiastic and it makes me want to learn as well
I didn't get to the results yet (the video is over an hour long of condensed concepts), but overall from what I got the idea is that saving expensive munitions for later goes out the window quickly to protect troops, infrastructure and city centers in the face of an opponent that throws everything they got at you (the fictional setting was a thinly veiled scenario of the baltics)
and that the pr war is hard
A very bad situation to be in 
yeah wonder what its comparative to
there's also getting arms to trust eachother being hard
I'd argue it is critical short of the initial breakout of hostility, how well the population adapts and protects their country
wondering what to eat 🤔
feets
you should watch that video actually stink there's a bit of this
in regards to red team's strat
Omar isnt offering any
economy of war is interesting
less the literal dollar and more the logistics of material advantages, a single enemy jet is a terrifying force if you dont have the means to counter it
its hugely inefficient
but what can you do if they're bombing your stuff
having something and not using it can be just as scary as using it
Have we considered being nice to eachother?
Automated wars
No, im training my ipad kid so he can properly control my drones in the future
oh yeah absolutely
in every op you know there might be a fast response aircraft, but it might not even be there
it could be anywhere
Good call
now I'm curious how one goes from a wartime economy to a peacetime economy, especially after a long war
Im putting fresh water in your water bowl
Literally have babies
🫄
i dont know but it cant be easy
the 60s
What about the 50s (feeties)
without external injection of investments, I'd imagine instant depression
this is getting too modern for me
lmao
understandable indignation
hey buddy im all about war nerding but the moment we get to nukes and cold war its too modern for my tastes
Maybe we weren't born too early to be belters afterall
shits muddy by default and we're still debunking stuff from the 1940s
US did that under roosevelt but only to their allied countries
fair
What the fuck?
dude who the fuck cares what he says

if anything remotely like that happens im checking out
Just checking
Ew
I thought germany and japan recieved lots of aid post-war to rebuild their economy from the ground up
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imagine looking at this, "erhmm, yeah 🤓 this is awesome"
only germany and japan
My comment was mostly a cynical and facetious joke
ah fair lmao
every other asian country got shafted and left to rot but the philippines had the benefit for being a US ally
so the americans held the japanese at gunpoint to rebuild our roads
Being a belter is not the dystopian future I yearn for
US and allies helped japan after making them dethrone the emperor and getting a constitution of right
I know about those two, but I've no idea about Italy and the Balkans
They helped italy yea
actually no weren't the balkans under the soviets
yesn't-ish-kinda
yugoslavia was essentially kicked from the soviet union
3modern5me
erhm
let me chime in here 🤓
that's when Stalin was still alive
I was waiting for that lmao
from what i was taught, the balkan campaign was kind of a messy occupation of yugoslavia and greece by italy and germany and hungary
bulgaria too but apparently bulgaria didnt participate we just "had troops in greece"
i think albania was there too 🤔
Unchained belt is suicide
my balkan knowledge is straight at the bottom of the valley of despair, except the valley is a flatline onward
Better off just joining a corp
lolol
this was after the ottoman empire collapse so many of the "balkan" countries were fighting each other
and even though some of them were at the time under the ussr that doesnt mean they were obligated to fight with them
although millions were conscripted to fight on the eastern front
the countries still had beef
now that you say it, I know very little of the ottoman empire, anything about the old middle east actually
Balkan breakfast
its good to know, helps contextualise some of the modern conflicts
the gas mask gets me every time
What's with the cage stool
Its an ottoman
can I guess that the ottoman and the british have a lot to do with it
youd be right but in the case of the balkans its mostly russia haha
A possible reality if we continued down that path
Just like that fuckass space combat suit thingy
it helps that both suck too much to use
right, when did russia stop being a kingdom?
Haven't even drained the earth yet and we were thinking of ways to drain space of its resources
using chemical/biological agents mean you have to actually store them and need people to handle it
🤗
round ww1?
hmmm about 1920 iirc
gas backfired on it's users too
yeah around ww1
it sucks to use
cause ww1 also happened when the revolutions happened
Biological warfare sounds like a last ditch effort
which fucked up russia hard
the war to end all wars Kingdoms
lol it was mostly just fighting the war and fighting in the uprisings led to a lot of famine and such
I don't see a practical use for bioweapons much less a "good" use for them
Depends on your end goal.
If it's to just destroy everything then i consider it last ditch
from a cynical point of view it was novel and worth trying but ultimately decided as not worth it
The idea is to neutralize and reform the place you invade right
i think the more people learn about the balkans the more they realise how much asia influenced europe
If u kill everything u just have a wasteland
Fucked up to think it's needed lol
But them again at that time
It was a different story
people been trading between europe and asia for thousands of years
well think of it this way, if you developed your own stuff you also learn ways of safely handling it
Meh. Robot cat girls WILL exist in 2027.
Kits for modding Tesla robots into anime waifu’s are already being designed for mass production starting this Christmas.
Making a rat girl robot just means tweaking the 3D printer settings
even if you had absolutely no plans of using them
everything requires the right context to be used right and have positive consequences, it just so happens that some stuff never had the right context so far
so there's a good reason to have the R&D capacity
Maybe if we needed to mass narcan kit ppl
We would use biological warfare
I think some of that tactical nuclear stuff was to show the politicians how not worth it they are
Tesla is 100% making a “Grok Bot”. The CEO’s personal goth AI is being turned into her own model of a tesla bot.
Estimated to retail for $150K when it hits market
release the narcan bomb when the enemy drops a fent bomb
because it's so ridiculous
Trap card fr
I don't have em on quickdraw rn but you should look up the field manuals at the time
pretty fuckin grim
nah nah nah, it's just for goofy moments like dropping a nuke from a B-36 on approach
An alternate history with these weapons would make for a cool video game
That's the point
I'm fairly new and was wondering if there's anyone will to start fresh (sorry, idk if there's a specific place to post this)
I still think the logistics involved to effectively use small scale nuclear weapons is cool
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But expect 99% of them to have mods.
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You can watch for FREE on my discord 😉
there's a movie?
It's what the game is based on
I did not know that
The cult classic in question is the movie yeah
just played it with my friends and they all nuked me for being an asshole in the last game we played
and (rightfully) assumed I will nuke everyone willy nilly
War Games with matthew brodrick. Then defcon and defcon 2 were movies.
Night of the comet was about nukes and zombies.
LOTS of nuclear war movies in the 80’s. LOTS
''the only way to win is to not play''
It's what i always do in the future risk
both overall, nuclear war movies are a whole genre
WHOPPER
Rly wish there was a better digital version of it out there
binged a lot of em
Rags iirc
Or smth like that
Older movie but
also
that the bri'ish one?
Sweet, i appreciate it
I vaguely remember it, although I do find post-war development quite boring, it does make for an original perspective
Very little development and more or so alot of suffering
Similar to the japanese film about the atomic bombs that i also can't remember the name of
don't think I've seen that
U may know of it thru a video or something it seems to be one of the popular films
Feel free to check mine. HEAVILY modded tho and kinda…. Odd…
ray gun mk2
I also love EAS scenarios
it goes pew pew pew
the well crafted ones are a thrill to listen to
Pazow pazow.
Don’t forget the BEE GUN in martian chronicles
Anything but the mimic ones
Yuno miles top 10 bars
nukes, then zombies, then weather anomalies and finally scp stuff/monsters
post something new buddy
Scp 173 song
guys
ancient artifact discovered in egypt
Nike box in background
Doing anything but fixing the game for 1.0
greek gods got into egyptian mythology
next comment picks my seed
B E A N

you took too long so its something political that i can't say here
My PZ server has a nuclear winter. No radiation, but I use cryo winter to make it insanely cold and deadly when snow falls
I had meant my preference in EAS scenarios, but I did try both nuclear winter and cryo winter (separately), has nuclear winter recieved an update since it was semingly abandonned?
(I really like the both of em, though I did find out through cryo winterr you can't die from the cold)
I don’t use the nuclear winter mod. Just cryo.
time to rewatch inglorious basterds
Add in mod “hypothermia kills” ❤️
perhaps when and if I get into pz again
Yeah base game you can’t die from cold. Need hypothermia kills mod
ive been feeling like war movies more recently
check out the mististry of ungentlemanly warfare great comedy war movie
war of the world (2025)
Classic is 10,000 times better. Literally
only 10 000 times?
The 1950’s film.
My dad was ALIVE for the radio drama. They literally thought aliens were attacking New York
Tom cruise version is actually decent. Just some minor continuity issues
i hated the tom cruise one lmao
1950s? I thought it was older than that
the book is yes
the radioplay is from the 1930s
the novel is from the 1890s
then there was a movie
and several more movies
Just a little teaser for a video I've ben working on for the past little while, hopefully I'll be finished editing it by the end of the year.
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i found a gem
didnt orson welles do the radioplay lol
The title feels like a creepy pasta
r/nosleep title
I love gambling in kenshi
Ye exactly
Same with body snatchers. The FIRST movie with Spock in it is soooo good.
The black and white movie the humans won, so the ending of the first colorized scared the shit out of audiences
Men in blacks fun
Yahh
i rewatched it recently haha
dude killed a running civilian
I watched 1 super late, always assumed it would be a bit of a stinker tbh
(alien)
no
But its great
I dont think so?
no he blasts the alien
🤔
Doesnt he fall and splat
he kabooshes
I feel like i remember him splatting
im opening it up again lets see 🤓
Allow me to review the source literature
are you talking about the immigration scene?
Nah nah
the one with will smith?
Just when his chasing thr alien around
alr im getting to it
I saw MIB in theatre’s opening weekend. Was soo good
yeah he jumps down the ledge
idk if he dies tho
bro blasts an innocent dude
?
Between us we might even remember the movie
what
como eu mato um animal no jogo?
haahha maybe maybe
No the running alien gets away. That’s why he gets recruited, cause he kept up with super fast alien guy
who? bro?
yes exactly
thank you mate
the alien
🤨
Lord alien the third
the only alien that dies in the beginning is the one that jumps on that human dude
How do I kill an animal in the game?
shoot it
Shoot it
self defense
plus he was a cop
yeah true but you need to be more specific bro lmao
this guy
you just said "the alien"
yeah the alien
he has a name
in the opening scene
Huh
what was it?
theres more than one alien in the beginning
I forgot it
That guys not even part of will smiths syory tho
yeah its in the intro scene
mikey mouse is an alien?
before the chase
mikey dies
Mikey fries
mikey cries
the stars look nice out at night

I just like the jokes tbh
that guy is a fucking good actor
The meat of the movies whatever
in no country for old men? so good
I kinda hated the ending
oh yeah?
But the squid baby was funny, pudgey motherfucker was funny
the old guy retiring?
Those 2 one liners are my favourite parts of the movie
i think the physical acting of the roach dude in human form was peak
bro looked like he was wearing a skin suit
That was the point
sounds like a visitor to me
Ah fair
i dont play games 
Wow, you're so satirical, aren't you!
you can shoot it no? also if you right click there should be an option to "kill animal" if you're close enough to it
thats cus he was
i know dude
i mean it looked "real"
because of how well he embodied it
i think men in black is better than ghostbusters
real
i have no idea how ghostbusters even got popular
I mean its still good
is it?
almost nothing happens in the movie until the end
and its a big sex joke lol
Sigourney weaver was not a good fit for thr role she did though
whos that
camp
ahh
Its mainstream camp
I havent seen ghost busters in a long ass tike
huh
beep booo i am a robot
All i remember is some demon lady turns into a marshmallow
its ok for a laugh
I idenity as a industrial mover unit
And dont cross the streams
yeah the demon turns into the worst fear and it becomes the mascot of some candy
worst fear or whatever they're thinking of lmao
they end up needing to cross the streams to defeat it
Yeye, it was whatever they thought of first
beep boop maggot
And marshmallow crossed his mind coz "it wouldnt hurt anyone"
I defeated a garden bed with my mate the same way

the effects in ghostbusters look so fucking bad even though its an 80s movie
the first blade runner relased 2 years prior to it
You know its bad for animation when people look back on thr croods foundly
yeah i can see that
the what?
idk it
I only know what that is coz emma stone was in it
emma stone was in that shitty spider man movie right
No?
idk what that one was
I dont think so
Alao what shitty spider man movie
this one?
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (internationally titled The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Rise of Electro) is a 2014 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics character Spider-Man. Produced by Columbia Pictures in association with Marvel Entertainment, Arad Productions, Inc., Matt Tolmach Productions, and Ingenious Film Studios, and distributed by Son...
that one
why does she always fall
Incredible spiderman was fine
ah
i didnt enjoy it
i hate my life
I think i liked him better than the first spidermab
the only spiderman movies ive really enjoyed were the spiderverse ones
miles morales
But his world was a lot less cool
Dr crocolisk is a fucking ridiculous enemy.
There legit just no reason for him to be as stupid as he is. His entire villain arch is a suicide attempt
I liked spiderverse, but his not spider man
Like... theres no web

electric powers?
i watched the first one
No
what
I dont believe you
why do black characters always have electric powers
does he get electric powers what
Lowkey his right
His whole thing is electric powerw
What are you doing
thats static shock bro
i though the first one was about the dimensions and the other spider guys and kingpin
true
where do the electric powers come in
Thats what miles has
what?
I cant tell if this is bait or not
Did they mix some electric eel on that genetically modified spider or something
bait deez nuts
I mean ig thats kinda the point right
we love having burn blisters chat
Spider man can just be a dude who got altered by "a modified spider"
At that point he's not spider man
But like... you gotta at least make him a webby boy
He's a chimera
so who is spider man
I feel like miles would be cool with no strength but electric and web
Where peter has no electric but stength and web
That works for me, just dont take the web away
i think the electric thing is from the second movie
I'd like a spider man where he just got the inconvenient parts of being a spider
That would be kinda fun
such as
Im into it
Like needing to liquify everything he eats
Abdomen and other lower regions are more than 50% of his body mass so he just looks superbly bloated
oh hello
At least he gets an absolute dumpster truck xf
stink have you seen space king before
no
oh its a youtube thing
yes
im not sure im suited for youtube humour
You laugh at nut jokes so I wasnt sure
i do love a nut joke
Whats that youtube series (animated) about the alien who buys earth as an investment coz the alien who currently owned it tbkhgbt it was sbit
how about you love deez nuts
i do love nuts
But then he stops us yeeting babies off cliffs and it turns into a massively profitable investment. And then the old guys mad
Forgot the name but it was eh
idk anything eldritch horror for me isnt it. Cosmic horror is like shaking keys infront of people for me
"oooo you cant understand it and it make you craaazyyyy"
HAHAHHAHAHAH
who be up becoming a hive mind
ooooo you're sacared of the unknown ooooo
you're already part of the tiktok hive mind
It turns out you arent the center of thr universe, absolute horror
That moopy but thanks for the concern
moopy is in the gatcha hive mind
bro plays a new gatcha every week
new game to spend my paycheck on 
anything korean
I be
koreaboo fr
I mean how is it gonna make me crazy if I literally dont understand it
I be filling my chest up woth specialist grade hoping for that one masterwork
that xal with the gacha problem
I wouldnt bother to wrap my head around sonething that makes no sense

Found it
xal has a gacha problem too?
This shits the goat
crazy
Now credit where credit is due, in HPs literature its more you go crazy from understanding it (but for a brief momment" than it is not understanding it
Yeah but I mean in stuff inspired by hp lovecrafts work
bomboclaat
not gooner enough

how can you sell
It usually doesnt have the same depth
looks like some gooner animation
if she not half naked
Idk, can it be gooner if its not sexualised at all?

you can goon to anything
not sexualised at all yet
I like it, cool premis, fun bits
👍
if anyone has gooning down to a science its mihoyo
whats that
real
what gooner game

mihoyo has weaponized gooning
the one in the gif?
yes
The cat?
the one dave, jaime and xal keeps posting
@surreal mirage chiikawa
how do we kill him
Dave looks like the fakest word iv ever seen rn idk why
idk i just ignore any anime boobs
do not the chiikawa
my valorant crosshair is boobs its incredible
dave under deez buts
im sure thats a good replacement for a real human
dave & busters more like dave & busteez nuts
I'm just happy anime woman is usuall ynot enough to sway me
usually
oh not a replacement more like motivation
What does this mean
i got the gay advantage
i put enemies between the crosshair and then i get jealous that it isnt my head between le boobs so i kill them and get aces every round
No way, I'm a man, damn, I throw sperm everywhere, you don't like women, do you?
its an evolutionary buff ngl, not swayed by lumps of fat
bro what
how could that POSSIBLY relate
The avantage, *checks notes. Being attracted to ugly people.
hey
hey
(im not any of those)
would

im a simple man, if you look like you get drunk every afternoon and work construction, would
Dude likes low teir trash
your boyfriend is overweight hairy and short?
yeah
bros into dwarves
dude its true
bruh
i fuck with fantasy dwarf build
why did you say that 😭
what?
Im taking to lord
halfing vs dwarf
its terrible cus its true
its true though
not judging
who would win
whats terrible about it
sharkbait is a hater
Im joking
Dwarf
dwarf would win
i dont blame bro dwarves are fucking cool
halflings and gnomes are so forgettable
ok bro
at least in dnd
at weast
at weast 👶
zo you forgot your clown shoes
what do gnomes even do
get gnomed
halfwings and gnowmes are so forgwettablew at weast in dnd 👶

the vibe I got from halflings is they are the happy short people
lmao
I am the IRS
imagine if your name was related to your job
like olde time
burger flipper
john cobbler
Jacob receptionist
john burgerflipperson
bill electriciansire

isnt the knight and lord system the same as ceo and popo system now
similar at least
always was
real
true
the amazon houses for rent opening up new feudal lord titles
you work for me on my land and you get to live on it until you stop working
Wats going on
the only real addition is investigation
true
We getting a United Cities irl?
already there bro
At least in the UC you dont pay rent
Lmao yes you do
No you dont
you do
If in the city itself yes
if you aren't allied the guards will ask for donations
Yeah that's if you build property outside the cities
no thats called taxes
don't they stop you and ask for a bribe
in the UC, practically the same thing
Renting your freedom
its an equivalent
Freedom ain't cheap in UC my man
Well in lore idk if rent is a thing either so
"yeah freedom is cheap bro why doesnt everyone just do it its so easy to make money"
wish it was tbh
cus everyone is tupid and im smort
In lore UC, you're completely fucked
depends if youre a slave trader
being a slave trader makes you set
Best you can hope for is to be a serf and not a slave
sheks will treat you as 2nd class citizen just for being shek or not being a jacked warrior
HN expects you to bend over backwards for their church
Well that and the genocides
UC literally dosen't care as long as you can grease the wheels
hello irs calling sir you have unpaid car warranties you must go buy google play cards
is a skeleton
is a hive/shek
is a woman
oh nvm
even if you are a greenlander and male
I read it as they bend over backwards for you
you are still expected to serve the church in some capacity
I don't think being Greenlander matters
so the same jackbootery but holier than thou
It's just if you're a human male
same difference but yes


No I mean if you were to rp as a bartender
stalls wonky I think
not sure if people actually buy your booze
iirc you can make some money with cheap food
there's probably a mod for that
its probably the mass produced shi
the common man need their booze regardless its in the form of rum, grog, sake, or beer


