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i didnt know he was a football player until my bro told me about it lol
i wonder how he got the role of a savage man who literally runs through walls
damn oh well
itll remain a mystery
I WONDER
haha yeah hes more known for hes acting exploits first
but our first exposure was that photo
fixed my boot issue
finally
something was fucked in the grub file so I had to do some tinkering
needed to change a single phrase and boom it works fine
footbal is 40% acting anyway
top ten Chinese aristocrats
Xiu Xiu Wei, this aristocrat was known for hes silly pranks and would often spike hes friends pipes with extra opium
Gao Liu Jei, this aristocrat was known to read hes literature upside down as he thought it would help the words get to hes brain faster
Don Lao Qi, This aristocrat was known for hes lack of manners when eating, after a particularly large meal with the royal Qin family he burped so loud that it was said to have shook the walls of the palace
You guys are really going to sit there and let me list the top ten chinese aristocrats
John Dute, a member of Duty
Join mercs
Juan mirk
a member of mercs
Join Loners
John Loner
im so fucking cold
insert tiktok trollface
and some random fuckass brazilian phonk
christ
have you forgotten me is crazy
bro was clearly trying to pull
me joining any public discord normally results in the ominous "hey" dm from some random dude with hes torso as hes pfp
Always a classic

crazy
hahah
Deadass
i dont have to deal with all the crazy shit you have to, must suck ballls
Bro im like at a moral crossroads
this is the house im building for work
this used to be a 3 story apartment of flats
Can I paint it
With that bronze color
I don’t want to paint it anymore
i the the guy that bought it is the bad guy
but we all do unethical things for money
under capitlame
guarenteed never gonna be used
dont dox me!
wow so cool
cockunism
This shit sucks
🤔 chadarchy
cockarchy
pffft

i wonder what nasko has been trying to type for a few days
ive been fascinated by the nostalgia critics the wall
what's your favourite stalker faction
nasko escapes from his cell to type a plea for help
here's my list
idk I dont play stalker
not a game for me
u reckon nasko is typing like a shy schoolgirl waiting to jump in for the perfect interaction
its so dogshit
- Duty
- Military
- duty
- Duty
- Duty
- Duty
- Duty
- Duty
------Unranked-------
Freedom
ye
So what happens is he escapes Leon’s basement just long enough to reach a phone but not long enough to get a message out
also ive been thinking how we cant actually tell if something is actually wet
yeah maybe you cant
the timing has to be perfect otherwise i lose the cool and collected mystique i have as a developer 
like we can sense something is wet by the temperature
but we cant sense if something is wet
they wont think im COOL rahhh!!!
on gamedev
exactly
29.99 coming to a library near you
sorry fellas i only open up to closed friendcircles where everybody thinks im the greatest
thats how i expand myself as a human
wouldnt library make it free
true
@slim verge duuudee
damn u kinda real
we would make great friends if we wasnt mortal enemies
sorry i gotta fight for my spot on the tesco agenda list
only enemy i have is belts
its ok you can have tescor
ill take billa
i hate evil stuff and supervillains
fuckin corpos got me bro...
i almost pissed my pants cause i forgot i was wearing a belt and had to clutch the extra seconds before the hose could turn on
always here to give great advice
i unironically adore subway but thats just cuz these indian guys that run my local subway fuck with me so hard
someones got to have watched community
i walk in and they are all "heyyyy boss" and everyone looks at me like im important
its the small things in life
thank u indian subway guys
u the realest
yeah fair
if you know that the people who work there are chads who make the food good then no point in not going
i have the conundrum where i dress goth and nobody wants to talk to me because they assume i dont want to be spoken to so my public interactions are very minimal if non existant
i once tried to pee myself
🤔 pastel goth
out of pure interest
nah dont change your style
thats what im planning on now yes
im getting a bit too old for the black goth girl shtick
how did it go bro
i love my war boots but damn they are starting to hurt my god damn feet
yeah its interesting
genuinely the ability to piss yourself on command seems like a superpower
the actors on david camerons "the abyss" had to reguarly pee in there wet suits due to shots taking up to 4 hours be setup
theyd sit at the bottom of the pool and just piss themselves
this is known as "divers delight"
because the warm sensation is comforting
the set of the abyss was also a converted open nuclear reactor pit that was unfinished
it was the largest fresh water pool in the world at the time
deep water scares me
yeah that
aquaphobia can actually be inherited if you get rabies
your body quite literally fears water
it can persist for a very long time
the rabies parasite will force your body to naturally convulse upon contact with water
this also includes when drinking it
your throat will literally seize up
out of fear
its so interesting to learn about the different health conditions and phobias
my chinese knees
better news - i fixed a boot issue on linux
Omg we're so close
halbae
Can we push 200
Juin!!
walking bombs
This is a really rude image, people who weigh 200lbs don't look like that
my teacher is nice though
That person in the picture is probably closer to 400 lbs
Well I hope not that would be horrific if you could actually see through them
Lol
it saves on the x ray bills
male fantasy fr
I love petting random frogs
I can be your local insufferable frenchy
if men had dreams why dont they ever achieve them
too much a hassle
we die Chat chatterson aged 18 we die
the wall.
please no
oh mais oui
are you from quebec
decimate all horses
of course xal is quebecois
none shall be left
ya
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peak

Salut ca va?
quebecois french and france french are different enough that they make fun of each other
only on my phone, I use the english OS on my puter
mais c'est la vie
you're on your phone rn tho
i know a bit of russian too
you took french class instead of german?
yes
i wish i did the same honestly
Italian pfp speaking french. This makes me unreasonably angry
i was delirious enough to think i'd go to france and find a job there
real reasoning btw
I love the french and idc who knows
its ok
i chose russian for better grades since i already knew how to speak it and all honestly wasted
life gets in the way of plans
what
actual french people arent snobs lolol
and extreme nationalists
theyre just people
like french are CRAZY patriotic
huh
french people are just people like you and me except they say funny words
Guy with Diavolo pfp saying he hates the french. Absolute cinema
They lowkey are though if you try to talk french in a restaurant or a café they berate you
seriously
i tend to say "i dont understand russian" when someone asks me smth in russian in public
Italians are just chill
pretty sure this applies, like mostly everywhere
bro what cafes are you going to
i just dont want to speak russian
real
to the French, I say even funnier words
🤨
are you sure they arent just birating you
same i hate that language
because you suck
everyone is just people
What😭
dude the french are such snobs i took my shoes off in a cafe and shit in the coffee and they yelled at me
i can only pronounce dumplings in russian
also i just want to speak lithuanian more
haluski i think it was
i said are you sure you dont just SUCK and they hate you because YOU suck rather than the fact that they are french
yeah obviously but you can see some patterns in the french
i imagine you in russia trying to converse and the only word you say is dumplings
"Haluski."
lol I haven’t had this happen myself but I have seen videos and heard people talk about this bruh
It’s a real occurence
I love watching the chaos that follows mentionning french
so mr internet told you that the french do this
my accent so bad even the locals think im not from around here 💔
im not sure if thats the cyrillic spelling of dumplings
mmm i see
my tiny bubble excerpt is clearly a total view of the entire situation
And people I know..
Hihihi id download that
people on discord
reddit should be shut down
Jesus guys are you people getting paid by the french or something damn
pfft
yeah i agree
yes im getting paid by macron
maybe we just hate misinformation buddy
no i just live in a world where i dont judge entire cultures based on excerpts from others
we have quora for very specific problems someone else had 15 years ago
i prefer to formulate my own views
My friends are from actual real life and not discord chats man
yah
very same with how someone says smth about ukrainians
then theyre lying
i dont judge the majority i judge the individuals
"oooh look theyre driving in cars that EU money is surely paying off!" maybe theyre just working more than you
crazy how this is the thing
theres a word for hating a group of people based on minor facts and stereotypes...
hmmm
victim blaming a country lol
it eludes me
no one will ask the one who actually speaks french
oh well itll remain a mystery
youre from quebec
how do i say dumplings
what do you know about pure french people
i want to know every languages word for dumpling
le dumplins
Can you be any more obnoxious I really don’t know
dumpling (we probably have some weird translation in french)
imagine a parrot in a russian household
at 1am you just hear whispering... "cyka blyat.."
boules
My blue skins in cs 2 became cheaper
balls real
grandma go back to sleep
this entire thing started because of me bringing up the french language
Not even gonna talk about Russians
reddit central
ill talk about russians for you dw
i dont understand i dont use reddit
Russians stole french flag
slavweebos
oh
Why would you steal anything from french
slavaboos
i just thought cyka meant fucker
no
Instead of using the cool beer flag
it means bitch
oh
It means female dog
yeah im not very good at languages in general'
Napoléon left his outside of moscow so that the french could live forever in the russian flag
long term win
But some french people are cool, I had an exhange thing there when I was younger
we've moved on bro
although if i actually had some russian speaking folk near me i could probably learn it alot faster
russian royals spoke french instead of russian too
So I don’t even know why I’m hating on them so much
The beer flag was so much better than sideways French one
they always were
chat changed
britishoid moment
I lowkey don’t care
french people were everywhere
still are hon hon hon
I’m just reflecting on my actions😇
would a french person think you're french
Hey guys iv watched the videos and now im getting the game
dose anyone have a guild i can use
fun fact france actually occupied a part of lithuania from the end of ww1 to 1923
french? yes, French? no
real
im pretty sure the french landed in louisiana and thats how we have cajuns
interesting
im not too good at explanation
The Klaipėda Revolt took place in January 1923 in the Klaipėda Region (also known as the Memel Territory or Memelland). The region, located north of the Neman River, was detached from East Prussia, German Empire by the Treaty of Versailles and became a mandate of the League of Nations. It was placed under provisional French administration unti...
and hes country of origin
Kaijus???
omar is from jupiter
He is a gas giant yea
yeah hes full of shit alright
thats where he goes to get more stupider
But yeah Russians I really dislike I don’t even care
sounds like constipation
Meme land
my man this mindset is dealing in absolutes and youll curry no favor from anyone acting like this
folded under zero pressure
the world is full of many people who cant choose where there spawn point is
digging his own grave atp
Had to get it off my chest
curry
love a curry
folded like a chair at a wwe match
I remember this chat was about curries some days ago
i actually discovered a new song i like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M_k7b1cAxM
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Ты не верь слезам · Chernikovskaya Hata
Ты не верь слезам
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lets make a hidden chat to gatekeep them
Англосаксы
its pretty good
Thai curries😋
hop on Kino
i know kino aswell
Thats an asian man
Everyone knows kino
You see them in theaters
i did not know what viktor tsoi looked like til now
yeah im kin-d o-f a piece of shit
Girl get a grip
bruh
remove d and f you are kino
central asia
like the force of 1000 suns my hands grip surfaces
amazing
how could this asian guy speak russian
rocks turn to powder in these palms
central asia 
he learned the language
real
i could learn a language if i had somebody to speak it to
Dubbed
smokey never existed, it is but a myth
Dubbed fr
low tier bait
i wouldnt know
i wish
smokey was a golden era
i know wheres that from
if i constantly speak said language i could probably keep ahold of everything a bit longer
welcome to the platinum age
( the needle )
A kino perhaps
why not learn one anyway
I can hear the blood tag from here
i did but i forgot it
blood GROUP
I forgor
Is this community a kino-infested one! Did I find home‽
tbh i dont think its their best song
I get it though if you don’t use a language then you start to forget it pretty fast
mayhaps
we fuck with kino here bro

Blood TYPE
gruppa krovi
Группа Крови
English PROPER is type
one wrong tone and your mother is suddenly a horse
I like most of em
what type
Russian uses their version of group, but English uses their version of type
Group blood
me accidently using triad slang on the old woman who served me soup and she looked at me like i was about to murder her
Ain't that a food
cantonese
i think Spokoynaya noch' is the best KINO song
Aluminyeve ogurczy
Cool
Yeah man
why dont you just use the cyrillic bro the romanisation is killing me
Just stuff it in your mouth
Its a language
Calm night?
Because I hate having to switch keyboard modes
It better be
What
Mandarin Chinese
Mandarin is a language
Chinese Mandarin*
this guy is doing a bit
I thought there's trasiutonal and simplified chinese
mandarin
Tamarind 🗣️
Fuck oranges
theres several chinese languages
Oranges suck
Fr
its a big country with many ethnic groups
i didnt even know you can switch keyboard modes
Horrible take
theyre not as sweet
Weird take
the craving of mandarins in the winter
Fr
Yeah see everyone’s flaming you bro get outta here
Oh boo hoo
real lmao
Oranges are goated
you got flamed like 5 minutes ago
Cant stand sweetness of mandarin
Shisha
nope
🤔
Yes
Technically
its like a bong
not alwayws
oh
But with coal
isnt it shared?
idk wht hookah is but its foreign so as an english person im obligated to immediatly be skeptical and slightly hateful of it
And water
yessir
I'm getting Coqpilled
its shared

lmao
Shisha
i fuck with hookah its peak
Didn't you hear of shisha
good for socializing
please dont shish me
i dont mind any kind of smoking as long as its not directly blown into my face
Shishkebab
Every slavic person had tried or seen a shisha at least once
its a different experience compared to a cig
ive had that happen before and it made me start coughing and it hurts
whats a shisha?
its hookah
Hookah
oh
oh you mean the classic british dish of shish kebab?
same as hookah
shisha is another word for it
oh okay
Waterpipe
ive only seen hookah so
along with the british dish of curry
where did these words originate
its the same thing
hookah and shisha
A hookah (also see other names), shisha, or waterpipe is a single- or multi-stemmed instrument for heating or vaporizing and then smoking either tobacco, flavored tobacco (often muʽassel), or sometimes cannabis, hashish and opium. The smoke is passed through a water basin—often glass-based—before inhalation.
The major health risks of smokin...
Guduguda
it can use opium?
Pneumonia speedrun machine
Кальян
its peak
what does this mean
oh wow
hookah
hookah is everywhere
Shisha
its russian word for hookah/shisha
i did not know it was that widespread
right
Its Turkish iirc
Karbrh
So everywhere where ottomans sailed, they brought shisha
Or conquered
they need to conquer more nowadays
and the beautiful people that travelled from those places and brought it with them blessed other lands
🙏 cinema
do you guys like expresso
Absolute kino
no
My people also did this fartass
i like simple expressos not the american starbucks shit
Idk
we brought pestilence and enslavement
I drink coffee
your people brought nothing good and only took

sometimes i drink expresso with a little cream and sugar and it just tastes like a coffee candy
Starbucks coffees have a shitload of sugar
yes
And is a legal drug i can do
i enjoy tea more
I don’t even get the appeal of sugar in coffee in general. Not for me at all
this drinks genuinely made me sick
like
queasy
coffee+milk is best
Yeah man
Coffee on own very yuck
Yep
Cause you are an old man
i am an old man
I just had a vietnamese coffee
Your system cannot handle it
i usually add sugar just enough to balance the bitterness of the chicory i add
aka filtered over condesned milk
soon you will understand the folly of youth
can u imagine going GET OFF MY LAWN in your 50s
chicory?
i havent drinked energy drinks
I like pure coffee with something sweet
i dont really like them
exactly
Cobblestone generator
HAHAHAH
Ohh that plant
energy drinks have an artifical taste i dont enjoy
I like the artificial taste for some reason lol
yeah its just too much for me, but you can drink whatever you want
But fr i was afraid about kidney stones before watching yt vids and reading about them
Now im scared shitless
But I should stop drinking them, I spend too much money on them in the long run
free .22 rifle
If it wasn't that painful

Yeah kidney stones are scary as shit
Remember to hydrate
horror movie where kidney stones jump out at u
I avoided instant noodles for half a year
AHHH
I’m not in any danger of getting one but the thought is scary
fuck
i try to drink alot of teas and water because of this
hell nah stones jumping into you
Not energy drinks or coffee
And also testicular torsion lol
But pure waer
now thats real nightmare fuel
better to do preventative habits
testicular torsion is a fear of mine
Yep hydration is important in general
exactly dude
same
It’s irrational. Because I can not do anything about it. But it scares the shit out of me
real
yeah im always worried about my balls
brain balls
Secret balls
balls on my mind
I need a woman to check my balls
i think you're just lonely
a man would be better

Only a man can check out one's balls
correct
i get a man to check my balls every day
bruh

a le coq
Yall know about A. le coq?
Balls arent orbeez to pop like that
Which coq
you guys don’t know game
😭
rooster?
An old one or one of the newer
i got my jacket for 5 dollars
No bro the beer
im very proud
I prefer older coqs, they still have some soul in them
But new black ops is kinda good
this 5 dollar jacket is very comfy
Insane
Is it a leather jacket
Nice then that was a steal
5$ for a leather jacket would be outrageously low
Why would someone even want to look like hes wearing jeans on his torso
Jean jackets go good with your voice?
I think a redneck can pull it off
If you want something comfy wear cotton, something cool - leather
depends one what leather it is
I want to buy a leather jacket for the winter
ive noticed whenever i start raging on a game i start speaking in an indian accent
naked mole rat leather jacket
i got alot of goth leather jackets they are my babies
Gator skin jacket because 💅
I do have a winter coat but it’s so puffy I don’t want to use it
i have no idea why this does happen
its not intentional
I don’t think so unless it’s in really bad condition
I knew a goth girl but she was like homophobic and shit which was surprising
mostly drugs
Beware the ones who mess with tarot cards, and claim to be able to do witchery for they are most crazy
i never understood tarot cards except in phasmophobia
I've seen a lot of goth girls when I lived next to design and architecture academy
i do know those a bit
I know tarot cards because of stardust crusaders lmaoo
average day at the scp foundation
fried food maybe?
I smell it
There’s ventilation but you still catch trace amounts
Enough to feel funny
Hangovers aren’t that bad
I’m always high
or maybe I haven’t drunk enough
One tequila two tequila three tequila FLOOR!!!
To get drunk
Mother nature already wants to kill you
Why would you want to assist it by destroying your cells with alcohol
Well
Please tell me you’re sleeping 8 hours per night every night
Otherwise you’re destroying your own cells
Lezdewit
maybe maybe not
mostly yes
Nuh uh
I sleep 9 hours
damn
I sleep from 8 pm to 6 am
But like we all do unhealthy shit so it’s dumb to focus on one thing if you’re concerned for your health, you should have a healthy lifestyle overall
obviously alcohol has a multitude of other problems
Some people just big
aswell as a decent amount of weight so now i am average
the weight or ther sensitivity
i think the anxiety about it was actually keeping me a bit overweight
Some people can’t gain weight at all
Definitely if you happen to stress eat
thats actually my sibling
which is funny
we are polar opposites on the weight scale
I learned in science class to waft chemicals up to my face to limit my exposure to the fumes
Well I disregard this every time without a second thought and sniff the rag and recoil in burning nose
You’d think I’d learn but noooo
im like that sometimes
me and my dad both accidentally inhaled some gas fumes and we both collectively said we lost some braincells
Glue inhalers are funny
Words be powerful
i dont think he has any
its called kidnapped by the taliban by dilip joseph
Chat has moved on buddy
real
based on his own true story
id be more interested to learn about all the wrongful kidnappings by the cia
really suggest you read it
very nice pinstripe

Oooh sounds interesting
MKUltra..
Like Anne Frank in a way
bruh
CIA is heinous
What’s new here
closed system dystopia
he was an american doctor who decided to go over to afghanistan in 2012 to help people and help
restabilize the country
but he and 2 other doctors got kidnapped by the taliban

he managed to connect deeply with his captors
i think we watch
idk if i can actually explain it well
he connects deeply with one of the fighters, named wakallah
what made me cry was the part where wakallah was talking to dilip through one of the other doctors, who was a translator too
he wanted to go to america and start life over again with a clean slate
one of you farted
and that was touching because he had only known violence and murder since he was five
and had killed many by his own hand
it was really touching and made me cry
fair
It’s sad how people get swept into a life of violence and crime from a very young age. It’s hard to escape from
it was all he knew because of his father
who was part of the mujahideen
fighting in the civil war in the 90s
he got arrested and sent to a prison
wakallah had nearly cried when telling dilip about it
and asked him questions about america, his family, beliefs, and other personal things
hi evelyn
hi evelyn
wishing you a good day
i wish you a better day :)
here is a cat
Thanks
Me trying to move my fatass chonker of a feline out of the front of my PC Monitor
steals your cat
A cat so fat you could turn it into a hat
Mad hatter
what is ts
Butter
i wanna squash them
They’d probably bounce back to shape like their cheek
trickcal 2nd anni ended for kr icon went back to butter
Does this mean butter is better than kommy
Nononononon...not this again...
yes this
remembers last time getting trapped underground because of controller acted like a childern to make me lose my mind
they are besties
fuck em up butter
real
Are you ok?
Do you need a jeep wrangler 4x4?
uppy would you die for furnace of creation
would you get hit by white truck to be reincarnated in chiikawa?
I would

chiikawa forever!!!
Uh wahwah uwah!
skiperty
humen
when me and boys stealth

God damn, it's been entertaining to watch the cs2 great depression
Me and the boys can’t
It’s too funny watching my bro sneak through an area to let him make it
Sneaking through the volatile nest the other day? Purposely alerted them
Had a fun time slowly killing them all with cheese tactics and sweaty ass revives
the bots are smart than humans by the way
What brain-dead humans have you been running into?
i'm not running into humans
a mutated pigs
So the pigs are smarter than the humans you mean

i meant my companions is smarter than those mutants because my teammates sneak up because these mutants are quite tanks
@toxic hawk hop on Chaos Zone Nightmare just had to censor this clip
fucking rad enemy design
are those fucking tits
those are legs
thems are legs
it is kneeling lol
based
legs
bro is sitting on their legs hunched over
you see the knee bend
horse build





