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It is the start of my work week and I feel dissatisfied with my weekend 🙁
today is my friday
I hope you have a satisfying and fulfilling weekend
No, you do not.
Sigma oil excretion
yo guys i need help i cant see the mini map on b41
I do
No, you do not.
I do
mini icecream 
wat
Painting
get an air filter before you die broski
i like to think mister dragon wonders about how to counter bosse moves in elden ring
and how to prescribe medication
my most prominent personality traits
studying medecine and playing elden ring
so true
fatty
fatass cat
brownies 
zeerol the fatvocate
Greetings fellow Minecraft enthusiasts, I'm encountering a small issue with my game. I've successfully installed OptiFine 1.12, placing it directly into the mods directory as instructed. Now, I'm a bit hazy on the subsequent steps required to activate the shaders, specifically the process of enabling them within the game settings. Could someone provide a clear and concise explanation of how to effectively enable shader packs with OptiFine, ideally including any prerequisites?
work. How do I make it work?
same tho
This is a christian discord server after all ah yes
gonna inhale 15 pieces of chocolate cake, 4 tubs of ice cream and a pie
erm im slimmer than all of u


compared to me youd be fat zaza
In that case...TWIG!!!
livin the dream

this brownie has nuts on em
Houh
is kinda pog
Shouldn’t you go to a Minecraft discord server?
the pc has 1l cola spilled on it yum
are you trying to kill me
fell for it!!!
I’m new here 
thats not good
Sort of
im tryna cure u
turning LoK into a thick chibi scribble
Silly mooper put it in the wrong folder
its a miracle it works now but wont be working as it used to
HE WILL INJECT YOU WITH ARSENIC AND VODKA
Wtf is this chat
or was it morphine and alcohol
Goodness that’s a combo
they used to give babies cocaine
firts time seeing you this panicked
@quasi slate you need to run the file so it installs a new version of Minecraft
Who are “they”
victorian era women and men
hop on baro
Ah I see. I’ve heard of parents giving little bits of alcohol but haven’t heard about the cocaine thing.
why
Doesn’t surprise me though lol
Did you install it the right way moopy
essentially they put it on their gums to calm them
not sure how it... calmed children
is it like.. adderall?
Yep, for teething. Helps with pain
i pasted the optifine folder into mods folder for rlcraft and then downloaded sildurs for rlcraft through curseforge
Oh wait with rlcraft it's different
gotcha
Just a thimble full probably not even that
Is your rlcraft running on v1.12
i wish i culd help ya
I’m sure some parents even do that now. I just used cold teething rings and baby Motrin lol
i just chew on bricks
maybe reddit people would know it?
echo would never play rlcraft
I didn't like rlcraft
me after buying spice skin in fortnite
hmmm stones
I've tried it a few times but every spawn was just ass, instant death

I love chinese seasoned rocks
shield very important
my bad
grilled ice yommers
cube
great depression meal pro max
but when i delete optifine it works smh
i just want to play rlcraft withshader
pls
i miss isldurs
Doesn't it need to be an exe file
Optifine? What is this, 2016?
no
it was a method done to show the publci what spices you are using, they wouldnt really sell them they were free samples, then they saw westerners laughing and they decided to double down and fuck with them
by posting videos of them "selling" ice cubes

Erm no logic allowed here we have to make fun of the silly other country people to feel superior
Try using that optifine alternative
id eat the ice cubes
sorry what i meant to say is HAHA china is SO dumb and also weird
cant believe they eat ROCKS hahaha
do they not eat rocks
Hmm
Hmmmmmmm
I have a feeling you're installing optifine wrong
how would u know 
yes i think so too
Because I've played RL craft lil bro
i forgot how to use optifine
Optifine is used by vanilla players too, it just makes the game run better
let me lock in i got this
All i remember was downloading the file and placing it into mods or plugins
time to use my 1 braincell
erm
i dont feel so good
Ew
ew mincekraft
i actually lost my minecraft account
u wouldnt manage to make a single woterwheel in create

Boring 🥱
waowww
HOW
hmmm
minecraft did that merge thing and i had an account from the pre alpha
that cost me like £5
then they went back on there word and took it from me in some dumb ass merger
You didn't migrate silly
just like ill never give my ID to view NSFW because i dont do it anyway i wont merge my MC acc and give microsoft my details because i never really played it anyway
That merger was annoying, i remember stressing about it
yeah i gave up
Got a free cape tho
microsoft literally bullied us into buying MC again
SCOTLAND
FOREVAAAAAA
i dont know the actual song from the dont mine at night parody
I KNOW YOURR LOOKING AT THAT CAVE
AND YOURE FRELING KINDA BRAVE
GO TO BED AND YOULL BE ALRIGHT
DONT MINE AT NIIIIIIGH
(dont miiiiine at niiiight)

zo this is culture
Jams
how bout u culture deez
scotland is a shit hole
in what way
its a playground for the rich
oh
and a trap for the poor
thats everywhere
do not erase the experience of the Scottish
my grandpa was thinking of visiting scotland
all the scottish know how to do is get pissed and sit in there house
i need to see the monty python castle
i lowkey want to go to mongolia
its an actual shit hole sorry
Why lowkey
This isn’t bad though
You are allowed to have desires
your like "wow id love to see scotland the mountains would be so cool"
It doesn't need to be lowkey
everyone should travel if they can afford it
and fog
i thought lowkey meant "kinda"
You just need a really big fan
I went to scotland during one sunny week, it's great
Blow that shit away
If people use it that way then sure, but lowkey originally meant... lowkey
Like subtle
ooooh
In this case as an adverb
low key ❌
high lock ✅
i wanna see a vehicle rally
high peele
i got this girl im talkin to, fuckin finest piece i ever met and she keeps asking for me to take her to scotland and im like "monica baby girl, its a shit hole please dont make me return"
rally trucks look kinda fire
did you wake up in a steamy mood yeah?
de big ones
take me to the uk
yeah thats a dakar rally truck
they are cool
triumph tr4 is cool
you dont want it
!!
Birmingham
why is it called the UK when the king is dead on Febueary 12th 2026
Que
If I don't go to Scotland I will never find Scott
fixed it
why is it called the united kingdom
is scott great perchance
dont they hate eachother
I like Wales
Because a people united is less likely to rebel
I work today :(
lost cause here
It’s never true but the idea helps
Me when I lie
good
someday i will see castles
I hope you work OVERTIME
wales is among one of the most beautiful places in the UK
its just a shame its full of dick heads
I hope you WORK today and its EASY and you get a RAISE
nothing ever happens 
erhm whale is an animal actually 🤓 👆
I usually do :(
Then pills don't count themselves
In going to your work and brining you miccy Ds <3

are you trying to give him a stomache ache
at all

do not foil my plans
ill making sumthin happen right here right now
ever seen a grown woman turn her skin inside out
me
The ghost of Christmas past
Your past mistakes
Last night I dreamt of a new disease. Little growths, like polyps, start appearing inside of the affected person's body. You could see them on the surface of their skin, similar to little goosebumps. Not quite hard to the touch, but a noticeable mass that could be felt. They seemed like strange yet harmless lumps at first, but they spread to everywhere in the body. Blocking the airway and making it difficult to breathe, causing headaches and pain by putting pressure on veins, even making it difficult to move. The afflicted did not die from the disease, despite that. They just suffered. I spent most of the dream observing patients (idk why, I'm not a doctor) but it wasn't ever cured
holy yapperoni
cordycep
fungus
I don't think it was like that
molluscum contagiosum
That one I have not heard of
me

I wasn't given enough time to decode the secret message 😔
impressive indeed
the slur that pierces the heavens
i actually call omar slurs in my sleep
this must be sleepslurring i heard about
I stay on my haters' minds even when they're sleeping 💪
my wife shakes me awake and goes "thinking of omar again huh" and i lean to her and i go "not as much as i think of you" and as i lean in for a kiss
there it is
your face
is this psychological horror
I was the real disease
this is cinema
truly the genius of the city
Tails from sonic?
yeah they are datin gnow
yea!
Omar like a cat has a virus thingy that gets in your head
im mr frog
this is my show
i eat the bug
toxicplasmosis?
Yeah but omar based
Every time I'm reminded of this I want a cat a little less
what wrong with a lil brainworm
I love my cats
They made you love them with the brain attack
Right? It’s just a little friend
too bad mine died of hungery
You simply have to wash your hands
That's too much to ask
G5 was the right one E3 was crashing my game @surreal mirage
What if you rub your face on the cat
Also do not eat meat that isnt cooked well
omar doesnt wash he lets his hands crust
I already don't eat meat
they would literally have to poop in ur face bro
its in the cats shit
toxicplasmosis
Peels off in one go
Cleaner this way
I believe that washing myself is disrespecting nature for giving me a pure clean body at birth
like a scab
thats so soy beta ...
Five Nights at Spiffo's when?
What can I say, I am a beta male
I should just eat this paper
omar what if it turns you into a female? arent you worried?
you might grow boobs with that much soy

i like soy
I'd be okay with growing some soy breasts
Sounds like a strange burger
vegan life hack
100% soy
omg pls my game froze 
Put the heat on it
I was about to send just that
why is soy sauce black but soy milk white 
i think vegetarians are weak and they just need to get over not eating a nice slab of meat who cares if the pig is sad as long as i get my meat haha
We're all merging into one being
they were made for us after all
I think that we should kill and eat everything that moves
Y'all I'm looking at an Irish passport rn
Well how does it taste
even cars??
Yes.
me when anyone even mentions the british isles
I didn't realize Irish was a language
the financially traumatizing experience I had there
If we eat everything we surely will evolve to spit acid

omar isn't even irish so why go
Asking this not to ridicule but bc I'm curious, what did you think they spoke
why do vegetarians eat plants? are they too lethargic to hunt for there meat???
English?
I see
why do vegetarians eat plants what would the cows eat then
exactly
Éireannach is apparently how you say Irish in Irish?
doesnt exist
the vegetarians
its welsh gaelic
Erm... actually... that's how you spell it
erm omar said it first
🧐
Maybe as like some ancient language like Latin
Welsh is Brittonic you deceiver
no u
when I was the airport in dublin I just stared at them because I couldn't understand them at all
just

"don't arrest me please"
I pulled it off the passport I'm looking at.
Of all the things you've said this is what makes me want to get in a fistfight with you
never really thought about that...
Headphones now have live translation through ai so the staring will be the same but you will at least know they are coming for you
bro it was so wild
typical gae basher
never really been in a non english spoken place
You mean Baile Átha Cliath?
the dude was speaking english but I asked him like 5 times to repeat and felt so bad
they speak english it's just the accent
I only support The Gays™️ during Corporate Gay Appreciation Month obviously
hard of hearing
but hearing people speak gaelic or garlic or whatever it is was jarring
garlic
like I was on another planet, it's kinda neat but DAMN
yeah i can only afford to support the gays when it financially benefits me
gartic
So true
Scottish garlic
I think people that speak garlic are Italian
Garlic lol
the only people that speak gaelic are people who hate the english so much they refuse to let the language die
its phonetically a very shit language
there is a reason its dying

Where do people speak that still? Just curious
wales
all the signs in wales are written in both english and gaelic
why are they gae
Oh wow
but i assure you the average welsh person
doesnt speak gaelic
its just a "muh culture" thing
Gotcha
@lilac quarry look at the art I hung in my foyer! Am I Canadian yet?
lol
ehh preservation of culture is good
I love Canada
Eh, not with everything though
I wish it had like a maple syrup our over the top
where did you get that I want one
Home sense
Some cultures have/had some weird practices that shouldn’t/should have never exist
has the makers mark bottom right
I only steal art
never support artists
I ensure they starve actually
says who 
barbecue chicken alert
barbeque bacon burger
I'm going to find the artist, break into their house during dinner and swiftly steal all the food off their plate in one fell swoop like springheel jack and then fly out the window into the night while laughing
cackling
good artists deserve it anyway
barbecue is a weird word
John Evil, CEO of ACME Inc.
barbies cue
Hear that, Zee? You'll get a personal visit from Kiel
Cue stick
oh nooo 
leon is a bit of a stinker
History.
I personally don’t believe in controlling my partner or some other violent practices some cultures and religions believe in. Just look it up. Every culture in history has some messed up stuff and some of it is still done today. But hey if you think that then to each their own.
we hate leon
do you guys tolerate eachother or do you hate one another
me and mistershark kiss when nobody is around
You think your kiss would be with mistershark
i hate everyone here but i hate everyone outside of here even more
but it was me, Clownade!
its a hard situation im in
we swapped usernames
this website ui makes me feel like hackerman
hmmm true but i was thinking more on language and literature
Nuh uh! You don't hate me, nobody hates me
I'm that swag
i assure you i hate everyone
WTFFF
this is what a life of neglect and dissapointment does to you
Except me 
connor midgreggor
i was thinking no way mistershark is sturdy
I knew
actually i do find one person here very cute
didnt conner midgreggor get energy drinks banned or something
because mistershark10 aka notjoshua interactsdifferently
not that id ever tell them
because he threw one
why did the mod maker of vanvival add a horsebox as a trailer
it just got flung by my rv
ive never been called cute in my life
the right was receeded from me when i became an open lesbian
after all we hate compliments
return the real mistershark
as someone who has had there eye literally cut open
its very painful
its very self repairing though
they already in
send 50 USDT to eW91IHdpbGwgbmV2ZXIgZmluZCBtZQ
omw
not a real wallet
its base64
steam should add creator codes so i can support my favorite rich youtubers
why dont you base yourself in reality
snap back to reality
i finally got it tow ork @surreal mirage

i need to play hotline miami 1
Ohhhhh
why do u need to play it
the humble sevtech age
when games
ij hate being pregnant with chats child
games, unlimited games
What are games
but no games
Pek
hop on
the story and lore seem cool
They killed characters i like and now i am sad
Zorzor gimme 15 mins
I wanna keep playing that new game i got
They took takamura from me
and evelyn ws pretty sad too ig
t'was
wait until nocturne op55n1
I do not know what that is but okay
zeerol
you will.
my wife bought the cyberpunk board game
one day you will
it cost her $700
its the size of an entire table
show!!!
its not here yet
you could get 1/100 of a warhammer board with that kind of money

soon though
board games are so fun
she got every figure expansion
oh
and then she got the berserk one
just announced
$300
a berk one?
yeah
dunno bout that
that's because you always win at monopoly
funniest sht ive ever seen
Am i crazy is there romance implied with panam and Judy
you are crazy
are you playing as male or female v
my butt hurts
yes
Who is we
me and my wife
oh shit youre back?
Wish you both oxygen
wagwan
the one couple in this entire server
yeah im back
oh my glob this is peak
there are others
the main event is here
been back for a while
like echo and my face when he spots me
insane work in ksp
im here to rule over this new kingdom
as admins are boring and mods are stale
dw ill pick up ur slack
ur welcome
stale, uncooked
id kill to play the berk board game
Tf
nice
the figures holy sht
instructions unclear, what's the meaning of horizontal and vertical?
griffith looks gongeous as always 
bloototh device is connected
hacker mode
Is this how planes are made
Bluetooth init
here's the baby
he's my favourite character in the story
hot take
So cute i'm gonna call it twin turbine
no hes my fav
i cannot stream me and my wifes game nights
he's a good villain
u guys suck
well
griffith isnt evil
he is, but not pure evil
wearing the mask of griffith
who is griffith?
from berk
he hasnt been griffith for a LONG time
griffith is selfish and hypocritical, which turns him into Femto
yeah but griffith leading up to corruption of femto is kind of a bad dude
i finished the sea god arc
but for reasons
OHHH, griffith
cant wait to see more griffith
I've yet to finish reading it
No Femto isn't griffith
correct
Griffith is dead, Femto is Femto
you know life is good when you use your thunderbolt 4 port for charging your phone instead of what it is intended to be used for
Femto uses griffith's visage
femto is the removal of griffith
gayffith
hes griffith without what makes him, him
its the equivilent of getting an emotional labotomy
griffith spirit dies in the jail and that's what allows the god hand to corrupt his now husk of a body and mind

I think I reached not too long after griffith's backstory last time I read berserk
im very confused what you guys are talking about because i just clicked on chat
imma skedaddle before I read too many spoilers
isnt it his wish that activates the behelit
correct
but
but it was destined to activate regardless
it was put upon him
causality had decided to
he wants it but only because thats the path laid out for him to want it
it's not discussed or explained why he wants it and is somewhat implied that it could have been a dream implanted in him
hes a product of design
this is shown by the godhand members flashbacks during the eclipse
they literally guide him
hes entire life
assigned femto at birth
rs
casuality always had a plan for griffith
its just we dont know how causality really works
outside the removed chapter
and the idea of evil
i want... wings
it isnt that it gave him hes purpose
it showed him hes true nature
it showed him humanities true nature
and that is to be subservient
le evil
who doesnt wanna look gongeous like griffith 
lame
ah when i hear the word piece i imagine revolvers
i thought your frined was a revolver
smegma mail
sees griffith cosplay
is a wo*man
day ruined
youll never kiss someone zeerol

not with that attitude
peter griffin
this hurts my pride and ego
i just want one asexual friend i can make uncomfortable always
is that too much to ask
i know many aro/ace people
like the card
ive had enough confessions of love in my dms to fill a book

i know ace people too
i know 9 of spades people
asce
A/s/ce
did I miss the conversation on why slappyhands wants to be poor and move to ireland?
huh
@candid patio why are you moving to ireland
I went and got a coffee iunno if you explained
if you have $500,000CAD and move to Ireland you now have $266,530 
peter griffith
Joe
joe
hes doing anything but living in the same spot for more than half a year
how to disable this on discord
Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks
should be in privacy?
safety settings or something
continue to download
having to see this pop up 5 times in a row because bro doesnt have nitro to drop a zip folder lol
its impossible to disable
Zip bomb
the question is
do i spend 20mil gp to buy a fucking sword ill use like three times
ofc i do
Any good servers to join ?
Bro hop on something
lets game darn
try #1019737819981283459 #1019743790178762812 #1019725562337579028 theres you can also look on battlemetrics for top servers
I am training for tournament Jaime
Thanks
i remember seeing this game
7 years ago
in YT ads
good luck!
Well yeah this is 21st alliance tournament
Train hard lil poo
Lil Poo will one day be Big Shat
Whenever I'm in a public restroom and I hear somebody huffing and puffing while they bake brownies I say a little prayer for them and their fiber
whenever im in a public restroom i sit in the stall and play the flight of the valkyries and as it reaches its climax i burst out the doors and begin flashing the lights on and off
Whenever I'm in a public toilet it's always immediately after someone has done their best Rigour Mortis impression
when i was in highschool my drama teacher ran into the class and screamed im pregnant im pregnant and proceeded to sit down in front of us all and have a "baby" and then she pulled out the fake doll with the words "anger" on it
and she goes "yes thats right i was pregnant with anger"
and to this day i have no idea what the fuck she was doing
I bet you don't even know the context of this clip
master chief is talking to mr payday
(Russianbadger just totally unprompted mentioning that he still used diapers at age 14)
diaper mfers gotta go
i EVER catch that shit round me?
you best be ready for these hands
You'd be the one looking for them just saying
how does one look for them
and why would they even
i think more people need to be shamed in this world
Personally I think people should care less about things
Perhaps a public setting isnt the best place to disclose such weird shit my general rule is if i wouldnt talk to my grandma about it
why would i discuss it in an open forum
idc what you do behind closed doors
thats your life
but subjecting others to that shit
nah
that isnt it
We begin as nothing, exist for a few short and violent decades then return to nothing
Why spend more time than is absolutely necessary bothered by anything
because every person on this planet has to draw a line in the sand at one point
that looks so pretty
otherwise you are just enabling
make ur bed pink
Do i rack my brain everynight concerning myself over these people?
not really
do i still hold the view that its fucking grim
yeah
I mean, the dude just shared a fact about himself that led into a conversation that probably managed to help a few people figure things out
i dont think anyone needs to figure out if they want to wear a diaper or not unless they are incontinent
I mean, he went on to talk about the effectiveness and possible drawbacks of a few different brands, so anyone that happened to be watching with a child on the way or planned had a bit of insight
my crib is an oven that cooks me along with my food
I just shared a bit of context about a clip
ain't that deep
whats the worst out of context clip youve ever seen
This is my favourite out of context clip of all time
Russianbadger is a big reason on why we actually enjoy games now
Just watching him and his gaggle of friends just enjoying themselves made us realise "oh right, these games are for fun"
It completely changed how we looked at them
the context is this route has to be driven this fast by the driver due to it being so dangerous, the people screaming are out of town hicks who dont understand this
its often depicted as "crazy chinese bus driver"
in reality its "ignorant hicks dont understand how bus routes work"
Now we actually play to have fun instead of playing some arbitrary interpretation of perfectly
i dont play many video games
i own alot though
dont think i loaded up PZ for nearly a year
I was about to erm actually then I remembered you have ✨physical media✨
is there an easy way to do the mod load order
https://i.vgy.me/h2C8NG.png why not both
i play runescape but i dont consider this a game
its more like an idle clicker atp for me
words cannot describe the bordeom
this required
you ever done a world of warcraft quest where u gotta kill 100 of each mob
well imagine that 879 times
that is 99 slayer
?
Prayer ?
you ?
mat dickie's games have prime storytelling potential
do you think god too lives in fear of what she created (Omar)
You are rank #169 at level 24 with 28,885 experience. (15 left for the next level)
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i made my way to hollywood wrestling, where everyone began bullying me the moment I joined, I was disqualified for multiple movie shoots because I kept fighting off-ring. I decided to skip my match and went to the subway, where I got antagonised by another dude, which I threw onto the rail tracks with me, he died and I somehow survived
You killed a man
so have you
that, that includes killing
"I didn't kill anyone! They simply died when I stabbed them"
The people he "kills"
don't die
they just turn into an amalgamation of energy until i can put them back together
Hard Time is easily the best one hes made
a failsafe i designed to keep him from destroying everything
if you don't matter; you energy
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I think I used some of that energy to make preserves
isn't this what the kids calll edging
ok grandpa, let's get you back to the telly
I was reminded about the teletubbies gay panic the other day
Always a good laugh at how absurd that was
The real outrage should have been how goddamn creepy those creatures are
back in my day memes were made by people
they are just really fucking creepy yea
in the future, entertainment will be randomly generated
WEED EATER
hahahaha
still crazy how the vegetables show managed to predict all that
moopy
you know you want to
why is your head indented
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LOL
edge.
Anvil fell on my head
no more talking for raine
1xp wow
mawds pin that
Hot pocket for lunch
Lou will you buy the spice skin in fortnite
<@&671452400221159444> pin that shit
ban gurt for useless ping
i think im still pinned in here from a year ago
Spice?
ill pin you to the wall
love at first sight
Shark bait caught a mod







