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nuh uh, nothing exists beyond my bubble
It was actually funny to the point of parody when i moved here as an asian
I was put into a higher tier maths class
and a low tier english one
Like clearly this asian kid knows maths and sucks at english
erhm yeah, you happened to be born in taiwan so you must have some magical maths ability
Was also in all the high tier science classes too

But to be fair, i did do well at all those
yeah but its not cause you're asian lol
im a mathematician but its not cause im asian
it was just annoying that they put me into low tier english and predicted i sucked at it
I am chef
Pearson stew bro
one day blinding stew
what is up with that stew man
goop soup
looks fine to me
just red sauce nothing wrong
Its not stew
doesn't look that bad
well sauce is sort of a stew
soup is soup
why does it have those orange spots though
oil
Bubbles
are those where it is boiling
makes you doubt yourself and then you end up doing poorly because of it and it reinforces your belief that you suck
Also yellow light and ohone camera

it was funny that suddenly once my name changed i was good at english exams
crazy how it be like that huh
who is this? "mr read" huh, he's got read in his name he must be good
Whats a diusbebaev? Russian surname? must be a foreigner. D-
diusbebaev is an interesting name
names from other countries to mine are always pretty interesting to learn abt
It took forever to write out my whole name for my exams before i got adopted
i also get the "wait you look asian" even though your surname/name sounds russian
how could this be
There are citizens of 'royal' descent with 13 slots surnames in my country
nighty night
The biggest name was 50 surnames or so
I had to write out 28 characters every time i signed my name on the exam papers
peak
And im dyspraxic too so i suck at writing
Its probably because I am unemployed though and I get bored
I love that you dont have to write nowadays
you're a child its okay to be unemployed
i kind of fuck with writing but i get why you dont
I said goodnight danm😢
Dyspraxic sounds like an alien planet
The most writing i do is on post its/notebook scribbles to remind me whst i gotta do
if its important i type it up
Cooking can be a chore if you dont try new recipes
im glad writing isnt forced anymore so people who cant dont need to
i cannot force myself to set reminders and especially write them by hand
writing...
With writing its really dependant on topic and if I get to use my computer to type it out
Text to speech
some topics just make me REALLY not wanna write
crack
being dyspraxic is like being given a concussion then being expected to balance yourselt and also be able to write stuff
lame plun*gie
YOU ARE DIFFERENT AND YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR SUCH CRIMES.
real
i remember what i can, and if i forget something i regret it and face the consequences of my actions
gotta make a habit of it
i get it bro
Im just glad i can work on electronics with my dyspraxic ass
people look at us funny when we swap our viewmodels to left handedness in video games
i shoot left handed irl
ambidextrous
im sure i could train it yea but at the moment have a very dominant left hand compared to right
i got a 400C soldering iron burn on my hand cause my hand slipped when i was heating up solder
ambidextrous is when u can breathe woter and air
its crazy how some people take left/right handedness so serious
meow
yeah and crack
Sometimes my hands just shake for no reason
Because left handed people are worse
okay buddy go back to queensland
left handed people have inherently less value
why does it matter which hand you use
Im also someone who made sensors that get put into airbuses
it doesnt
and nuclear test vessels
same with cursive like
why you make me do fancy shit
it just got associated with devil and sin
The right one is called that for a reason
and quantum computers
Never understood the connotation
left handed people when i hand them a neutron star
bro reached heights he never thought he could get to
what about ambidextorus
respectable
look im playing on 102% difficulty compared to 100% for that sweet sweet exp
wasnt even that high
2 right hands
this i disagree with
at what lvl would u obtain ambidextrous perk
what a cursed image
cursive is peak
what lvl do you gain the crack perk
its mainly because in bad at it
i only had to get up a foot of a ladder to wire that sensor
i hand write very ugly
if you learn the basics you can just incorporate your own style with print and cursiviveiveeve
skilled, educated, stable job, escaped post soviet life
like mamas best gravy
cursive is cool, parents just gotta do a better job justifying why it holds value, other than its tradition
using my left hand to do anything precise is such a brain explosion
cursive makes no fucking sense
Its pointless
its literally just "cool" writing for old people
bruh
i guess cause old literature
it looks cool ig
im the old man here
cursive is cool but caligraphy better
I do like the preservation of cursive but I'm just no good at it
i like different writing
Russian language speakers get taught cursive and it does nothing
fuck old people for making me learn cursive in 3rd grade just to literally NEVER use it again
its peak
my handwriting is horrible but I can understand it just fine
Russian cursive is insane
encrypted code
is russian cursive the one where it just looks like a squiggle lol
yeah
The only place you see russian cursive is when people write russan cursive for some reason
i did cyrillic cursive and khmer "cursive"
lmao exactly
yah thats insane lmao
when something happens; it occurs
can you actually read russian cursive
cyrillic? yes
cyrillic languages have been pretty cool to me
looks really hard to write and read, but idk
yeah but there is no practical reason for it
purely aesthetic
there was a shift from writing as art to writing as tool which lead to a change in mindset
its not a new thing
lots of things are purely aesthetic though, doesn't mean they don't have value..
but i appreciate learning different forms of writing that arent "useful"
If you don't know cursive how do you sign your name
I agree
Its just that its being taught as if itll be used
aesthetics are valuable imo
which it wont
i see
Signing my name is so inconsistent bruh💔
It also confuses people
im not sure what i think about that
like building fronts can be made to look nice, but they could also be blocks of concrete, and it wouldn't matter if you don't care about aesthetics
i was taught cursive in school since year 1, fresh outra kindergarten
What do you mean print
why cant i send gifsssssssssssssssssss
"uh ma'am you have to use cursive instead of print" how about you kiss my ass
print writing
Z
basically normal writing
epic embed crack
english Z looks so sick in cursive
i still use it a lot lol
~
this means paracetemol
you need to socialise in the discord mines first
i genuinely cannot print write
learn it grandpa
always knew im top
imagine not being a yapper
I bet if I put alot of time into handwriting I could do it but
Top is cursive bottom is actual
Just very bad at it
im always top
hi evelyn
top of being on crack
Hello evelyn
i'm usually a man of few words unless i'm overly interested in something
top is actual bottom is cursive
im alright thank you, just playing runescape while getting ready for bed
how about you friend
i was planning on playing pz
crack?
at school i was biting my fingers like usual
markplier
this is less a comment on handwriting, i like the idea of aesthetics of things because it often tells a story or indicates a level of quality
even something utility driven can be aesthetic, if it is well maintained and effective for the task at hand
market pliers
don't do that
yommers
a stim or stress response
market fire

essentially eating my fingers
u are what u eat
so crack?
im a walnut
Johnny Keep Walking! (Chinese: 年会不能停!, romanized: Nian hui bu neng ting) is a 2023 Chinese comedy film directed by Dong Runnian and starring Dong Chengpeng (Dapeng). The film tells the story of a factory employee who is mistakenly promoted to the human resources department in the company headquarters.
Johnny Keep Walking! was releas...
where are your fingers?
i found it
i have this game
vsauce music plays
just cause im asian?
i think its called autophagia
racist
I eat the skin around my fingers when I run outta nail tbh
try finger but whole
pffft
so I am potat
which is literally a medical term for eating yourself
shrimply asian
its a great movie and one of the jokes is that the more senior position you have the more english your name is
yo I have a question for you just a quick one
unironically my mum had an english name in a hotel she worker at
so did i
real
my pinky hurts
And STILL somehiw the guests forgot what the name was
:(
bruh did she block me or smth lmao
Like the car?
and a guest left a review saying "The asian guy at reception was great"
bruh
we had a system where if you were mentioned in a review you get bonus points
forever known as "the asian guy"
all roads lead to rome
i didnt get bonus points cause they didnt use my "name"
im guessing that it didnt count towards it
yep
Even though i was the only asian guy at reception

in fact
only asian guy working there
wild
but it didnt count cause it wasnt my name mentioned
as if we had 2 asians working in the hotel
steamhappy
there can only be one
Man that sucks for you.... uhh Asian moderator on the zomboid discord server
Fuck off lmao
the only asian mod
TIS actually has a soul
probably got hit with an hr response if you ever questioned it
"sorry our system automatically detects this and we cannot manually do anything smile"
@noreply
i will never ever work irl customer facing jobs ever again
Never say never
i did that once as a administrative assistant and never fucking again lmao
human face of an inhumane job
id rather be a janitor
janitor so peak
thsnkfully here the company isnt made up of soulless ghouls
i used to do sanitation for a processing plant
Make higher ups work the irl customer service
loree™ drop
was it pretty chill job ?
Ill defend TIS till my last breath
hard work long hours bad pay but i was alone on night shift
i would not recommend it
The best employers ive ever had
tis is pretty cool from everything ive seen
the last breath of an asthmatic
Burner slower than grandmas car
Probably will have too
i think being a janitor for an office building is probably the most chill
being a janitor for a server :)
What if the Columbia Mafia hired u to test cocaine
If someone is a douchebag you can throw dirty mop at them
worth
people treat janitors like shit
then you cant play pz anmore
learn self defense before becoming janitor
youd get fired and sued
too far to move
Nah they do it over Microsoft teams now
the mop is going so far up the ass, it will make their anal warts drop out through their mouth
?
What do you think
is that a real question
the soul
the soul
Fuark
Probably exactly what they sound like
im a kitty cat

I had a wart on one of My feet but I bit it out
how do you guys go from 0 to 100 like that lol
its peak
how could u delet
cinema
its unconscious
Pz veteran instincts
lmao
thats the idea I have for he next job
Makes them want to say something bannable
I KNOW LOL
if this happened do you think you could pop the warts like blisters with your teeth
im just like
they're usually part time so just use my spare time to relearn everything
Meow
good idea mate
Daddy chill ❌
Father temper yourself ✅
I am the line
Steel!!
okay buddy
get them all in a single clump before biting into the clump, drawing a smiley face with the pus ejecting at high speeds
powerwash simulator

i dont think warts have pus
this sounds a lot worse than the shit what was there earlier
Yes
maybe an abscess
That means easy day at work
have you seen a foot abscess
my dad has one and i one day i decided to point at the the fence
especially with oxidised blood
then spent like 2 hours
okay
Imma be nice
smells like death and looks like you're leaking rust from your sole
yeah whatever
are we still talking about power washing
hopefully not
mods bad
you cannot keep me down forever
ok ill ungag you
thats what
dont forget whos top dawg though
what's yall favorite soylent flavor
frogski? yes
Hey
me? yes
😆
And you got really close and tore up all the wood? 
i have no idea lol it just looked whiter so i kept doing it
nice mod? yes
No I can’t even say anything😭
you said i was nice thanks
well you did fix the g so you get some cookie points for that
washed the finish off
the g?
its so clean 
i dont even think there was any on it lol
probably why my dad replaced the fence recently
why do you even have a fence
oh
i gotta unfix it
lol

i fuck with the smell of varnish
If you get too close you can stripe the wood and it’ll show when you stain again
it smells so good
Sweet and Sticky stuff
gasoline has no right to smell as good as it does
wd40 smells good
maple syrup real
Smells good until it don’t
i had to google that why it smells like that
and its something with our brains lol
really interesting
And you’re outside slobbering
Me after showering
puppers is unaffected by gas
🧟♂️
It’s like souls, you consume them and up the count
Do you all shower everyday
yes lol
I do it keeps pimples away
cant be allergic to what you dont have
W#HY would i be allergic to gas
puppers seems the type to have a disney fast pass
i dont like smell of gas it makes me eoguhgghh
and a rental in florida
i only like disney cause of aliens and marvel shit lol
Propane

so you'rea a marvel disney fan
Propane smell like nothing they just add egg smell
anyone else just have the same random gen character theyve saved and been using for years
im a comic fan lol
nah man the fish guy
Aquaman?
You obv ain’t been in a room with a propane heater… with the fumes it produces
what lol
That stuff is so stinky
And it burns the eyes
Fair
I meant non burning propane
dont tell you wouldnt smash
oh see theres some movies i dont like lol
i need her
you need to shower
A fish has no business having hands
yeah

true
the fiance guy didnt know what he lost

eughh
it is
im being the same i always am
no its tuesday
I wake up at 5 am get back home 6 pm
chipshop chewsday innit bruv
its 11:13
puppers est jumpscare
i need to make the most of my hours at home

i work an 8 hour day and am out the house for 12 min

its still long
12 hours i mean
real
dude was a loser
yeah
but I can see the appeal
lmaooo
12 hours*

ginormoca was for me 😌
ok now
erm
sharks are cool
im just a man
whos talking about wo*man
BLEHH BLEHHH
id eat that thing
meatcanyon grimace shake video
he dressed up as violator clown lol
who’s talking about crack
i like talking about zomboid
bird
wuh
have you done more coq
a bit
how are you liking it so far, mate
I keep dying trying to leave the starting area
ok ok
I like it but it hasnt sucked me in yet
do you want my advice?
sure go ahead
fair, i think you'd get more into it if you progressed more haha
you know that realization when everything falls into place
heheheh
and want nothing more than to become a pox upon the game world
get long ranged abilities such as fireball or freezing ray, as well as an ability to stun. physical mutations arent needed in the beginning esp if you arent melee proficient
zee I'm going to drown you
stay within a few squares of joppa
I wasnt pinged man
u did get pinged tupid
was that yesterday
yups
I was at work
🤔 you should also sell all the extra armour and shit that snapjaws have
do the tinkerers quest first
yes I am loot gremlining
I like the snapjaws
theyre easy targets lmao
dont go into the jungle until you're leveled up
yeah?
it likely won't go into play but it's a good quiet reminder for the player to pay attention
its just gonna be in the back of your mind to not get surrounded
it does come into play later on
is good design
real
I meant against the snapjaws
oh yeah yeah
but I had two pistols so I can just shoot them to bits
reminds me of underrail
good enemy design


wtf who pinged me
I will probably switch characters to the zappy boy

Zor zor going crazy
melee characters seem more survivable
message got sniped zo
🤔
1 more hour lesgooo
ahh
i dunno about the prebuilds
but whatever works
theres tons of shit to do in the nearby area so you dont have to venture far out early on
you just gotta walk around and look at everything
esp statues
🤔 im not 100% sure but you can pray to the statues for increased xp or buff chance
there is an option to desecrate the statues
but ive never tried it lmao
time to find out
lmao
I assumed the town will tear me in half if I tried to do it there
so I need to find one somewhere else
all over the world
especially in dungeons
probably will restart with a char that isnt a goober
real
so I dont break random artifacts I find
whos striking down what
idk the way my friend worded it
artifacts are such a good loot pile
can i strike down birdwrap
im divine enough
no ur not
you're not Qud buddy
if i wasnt could i do this?
you dont live on the glass lands
balls
balls
didnt even do anything but you expected it
That's not raw
what isnt
That gif
raw what
frog you should play coq
peak isnt a game i like either :)
means i cant wear backpack which fucking sucks though
the what
the robot mouth
can i pay for this
it dont need to talk
ok stink
dude look at it
yes
ok
ooo aaa æææ uuu
that would be pathetic
blow up his nurolink chip
This is normal gen chat it's fine
doesnt stop it from being true tho
Have birb on your travels
would you say theres way mo of them
being*
?
Omar doing little trolling
when you try to libreboot your neuralink but the tamper protection makes you mine bitcoin for eternity 😂 😂
Just a peek into my twisted mind
dark mirror ahhh episode
dark mirror
everything is a dark mirror episode
oh is black mirror?
yes
Yeah it's dark mirror
we have black mirror at home
would you ever eat rotting food
I mean technically you could have the steam overlay in VR and literally put discord on a monitor elsewhere in the room that you physically need to walk to
slimy spinach, stale lettuce, a carrot that feels soft to the touch flowering with a dark bloom as unsettling as its cousin is calming
Would you drink rotting milk
Waste not want not
ive eaten moldy bread twice on accident
and drank old milk too
Only almost done it
Except I'm the type to "Oh, this has been in the fridge for a while, let's use it before it starts going bad"
I remember this one school I went to out in the sticks
Then I thought probably should turn light on
Always had chunky milk
In fact the only thing I drank was the apple juice
Someone called nintendo fans the disney adults of gaming 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔
Not even water
its true
Just the 12 ounces of apple juice
mm milk with pulp
I'm gonna start saying that because oh my god they're right
would
mein glob this is genius
i enjoy pulp
Vorp
I like splatoon, that’s about all Nintendo has for me
Once I saw a killbox in RimWorld that was just a hallway made of like a hundred fucken air conditioners tuned to the coldest they could go
like in your orange juice?
WarOwl's fifth rule of Counter Strike: If a topdown game has a sufficently large enough space to building within, players will create a killbox in it
It was dubbed the Siberian Furnace
I haven't touched a nintendo game at all
i remember thinking my cereal tasted bland, so i added tonic water to the milk and cereal
orange pulp, milk pulp, aloe pulp, coconut pulp
any pulp
unless you count emulating pokemon into my phone
what the fuck was i thinking
What are you, an EA adult?
I
I don't think
He didn't say that
actually I'm going to go ahead and make another one of my controversial statements
well stored milk tastes fine even days after expiration date
textyre
fiction pulp
Would
the seventh rule will surprise you then
if you've never had orange juice made from fresh valencia oranges, then you have never had good orange juice.
Bro speaking like a weaver from skillsong
as it should
Valencia isnt even a word stinky
no, a dota kid, the first device I got to play was a PC cause my grandma used to have an internet cafe and dota or to be exact, frozen throne was one of the games there I see people often play so I tried joining in
didn't like the actual dota game tho
uhh wut?
Lol
wrong
A game i played but didnt like....
the best orange juice is melted orange ice cream with ice
Probably life is strange
and jelly
this is... an inflammatory statement
Orange juice overrated
i fuck with oranges
Try watermelon juice
hear me out
Melted orange flavored candy
i like citrus
orannge falvor candy ok
citrus in general good
orange flavor ice cream is the devil
im not really into watermelon
orange flavour is peak imo
Oranges ewww
I've had orange juice from all over north america, from the way south of mexico, to florida, to california, to places without direct access to fresh oranges so they aren't worth mentioning
orange peak
have y'all tried orange
delete that
how does one not like oranges
why everytime i switch back
Word
Usa orange juice is just preservatives with taste
i think cantaloupe is better than watermelon
Zomboid project
what species
i like cantaloupe
Both the Texture and Flavor suck
Cantaloupe lol
mandarins are the best
Watermelon is amazing though
yeah man
Name joke fruit
i genuinely fuck with cantaloupe/rockmelon
i dont really like watermelon
peak cantaloupe is superior to peak watermelon
average watermelon is better than average cantaloupe
the texture is off
Off?
U havent had a yellowish watermelon
i have
Those are the sweet ones
X
honeydew is good
yeh not for me
Culinary crimes
I get my watermelon from the man in the grocery store parking lot
It’s not always the same man but
do you like honeydew chat
turn watermelons into a vegan steak
It’s always a pickup truck in the parking lot
Green mango is a bathroom recipe tho
pickled mango?
yessir
Why would u eat onr willingly
whats that taste like
wdym
how does pickled mango taste
Pickled
slightly sour
sour
pairs well with uyap or sweet soysauce
theres one brand i think is best
real
Is this green mango a ripe mango?
uyap?
yes
i am learning many things what is an uyap
i eat a lot of green mango
Its sybau
this one
peak
what actually is uyap
good stuff when you're in the mood
fish sauce basically
oh ok
its been over 10 years... I dream about it all the time...
the best dish I've ever had
ever
3 wedges of some particularly wrinkly heirloom tomatoes
served on a bed of grilled yellow watermelon
topped with a generous blob of house made fresh burrata cheese
speckled with carmelized purple onion slivers
and drizzled with a thick syruppy aged balsamic + evoo
seasoned with a hint of salt and pepper
Probably a different strain from brasilian mangos then
from my uncles garden haha
err is this it
kinda like a krill sauce
well not a sauce
I fw burrata
KILL SAUCE
these are different
EVIL
ok
can be eaten as is, but is very salty depending on how its made
Sybau
silence
its literally pickled mango, that other pickled mango is more of a side or ingredient
theres also pickled green mango
this seems like it could be really tasty with hot sauce / hot seasoning
delicious
mango
it is
chili sugar bro
mango seven
so peak, after school
maybe slapped on a sandwich
idk about that
why would you pickle mango
do you know what i learned from a laotian man that changed my life?
preserve it
So foreigners think twicr before asking
good answer
theres a lot of mango trees where i live, and they have a lot of fruit so we preserve it to last longer
also it tastes good
you take a ripe avocado
stick it in the fridge
once it's cold, peel it and sprinkle some sugar on it
My father does that
the only mango tree we have growing is insanely sour
I should call him
you could also blend it with some condensed milk or sugar
then freeze it
ice cream
so good
that sounds good. i've had an avocado smoothie from a vietnamese restaurant... i don't know the ingredients but probably similar
maybe
weird
i still think mangosteen is underrated
i tried growing a mango here lol
it just died
speaking of food i'm watching this video...this bitch just made some kinda big ass pancake out of pureed yellow lentils and shredded sweet potatoes
it looks pretty good
think i wanna look for container mango
skill issue
and then bugs will kill it lol
shouldve been born in SE asia
crazy how different pineapple tastes outside of se asia
its so sour
what
dude
I'm eepy
what does malaysian pineapple taste like
cause cambodian pineapple is huge and dark and sweet
but when i travelled outside it was so sour and pale
bro if i could chose where i lived it would NOT have been here
i want a jackfruit tree lol
Ew stinky





