general_chat

[paper hull]

ive seen some beautiful pieces get lost to US customs

its a real shame

[graceful dust]

they prolly genuinely do it for fun

[paper hull]

i dont understand your customs at all, whats the point of ripping open shit if it destroys the product you bought

so your sending me a destroyed product?

whats the logic here

just keep it at that point

Us customs will literally shred documents and then mail the coleslaw to you

like ?????

[graceful dust]

again they prolly do it for fun

[paper hull]

oh boy tax paid sadism

my favourite

so americans are paying for the right to have there postal service chewed from the inside

this is rad

[graceful dust]

power tripping at every conceivable lvl

[paper hull]

the UK is super uptight bout our mail service

its held to unreasonable standards

but thats the point because we recognize maybe stabbing every box that contains a powder isnt a good idea

becuase chances are it might be someones dead dad's ashes

🤷‍♀️

eat piss

[karmic jetty]

<@&671452400221159444>

[graceful dust]

<@&671452400221159444> this fool needs smiting

NOO

[paper hull]

these accoutns are

[graceful dust]

THE DOUBLE PING

[paper hull]

hijacked btw

[graceful dust]

WE'RE DONE FOR

[paper hull]

its a common hijacking going around atm

[karmic jetty]

[paper hull]

its done through an exploit

[sour gull]

if u do it a third time it summons the evil mods

[paper hull]

and i cant really say anymore than that

[graceful dust]

i love never clixking anything

[paper hull]

cuz its against tos

[graceful dust]

is it just

[karmic jetty]

oh no pls not frogsker

[rain plank]

gotta make sure you didnt put drugs in there

[graceful dust]

click the link ur donezo

[paper hull]

nah

its more complex now

[graceful dust]

hm

[paper hull]

theres a certain exploit going around atm via verif and authenticators

[graceful dust]

we need a better us customs that will put drugs in there in case u forgot to order them

[paper hull]

yeah i often store them in vintage pokemon cardboard boxes worth $200 alone

[rain plank]

ngl thats super smart people wouldn't check those now we gotta check sorry G

[paper hull]

so true lets all store our drugs in giant golden bars

[rain plank]

no more pokeman

[paper hull]

theyll never see it coming

[rain plank]

its literally less obvious that way fym

💀

who would put cocaine in a gold bar

its so absurd it might work

[sour gull]

50 dollars worth of drugs in my 3000 dollar gold bar

[graceful dust]

u, apparently

[paper hull]

who would put it in a fucking pokemon box 😭

[rain plank]

again

its so absurd

it might work

[paper hull]

xray machines exist it doesnt matter what box it is

[rain plank]

you gotta think like a criminal

[paper hull]

lmfao

[rain plank]

theres ways to get around em

[marble oxide]

When You favorite a can with food its infinite
em it bugs for me only or does it for everyone ?

[paper hull]

so i ask again, why would someone go out of there way to collect vintage pokemon boxes to then ship drugs in them

wouldnt they just idk

finish the box with a game

and sell it for 3000

lmfao

[karmic jetty]

we carrying a bag of chiken flour into the airport

[rain plank]

why not

[paper hull]

this logic makes no sense

[graceful dust]

bc bad idea

[paper hull]

and i do not wish to engage with it anymore

[surreal mirage]

I took a 1kg bag of creatine through the airport with no issues

[graceful dust]

i am... jealous... i guess

??

[paper hull]

i shot a bunny in its face once

[karmic jetty]

i took a blood bag thru the airport

blood bag is me ofc

[graceful dust]

i should be allowed a carryon blood bag

also the food transport standards r deffo more lax

[paper hull]

us customs would sooner cut open a kidney for transplant incase its got a gram of weed in it than let the person its meant to go to live

[graceful dust]

like i cant tell u exactly what they r but i can tell u that i recently bought shelf stable milk what shouldve been fridged in transit but was not. it was solid

[paper hull]

thats fuckin grim

[graceful dust]

it was bad

[paper hull]

what do inland americans even eat can u even get anything fresh

like what do u do

fish is always gotta be frozen right

[surreal mirage]

I'm glad i never have to go to america

[graceful dust]

the only store i could conceivably walk to has rotten food on the shelves all the time lol

[graceful dust]

idk thats easier on the coast fs

[sour gull]

one of the reasons the fish population is low now is because of this

people inland should not be eating fish idc

[paper hull]

agreed

[surreal mirage]

How will this affect the salmon breeding season

[paper hull]

have you gone to those salmon farm

and seen those salmon

they are not normal fish

those fish are revolting

[surreal mirage]

Depressing sight

[sour gull]

unsustainable fishing practices threaten my livelihood

[graceful dust]

i rly subscribe to the idea that ppls diets should be primarily based in native things to their region but i might be biased cos i would get the fish

[sour gull]

australia as one of the most water scarce nations on earth grows cotton and avocadoes and some types of nuts

[paper hull]

of all the animals in this world why on earth would you choose to eat fish in 2025

have you not seen our oceans?

you really think your gonna be missed with that shit?

u think ur the microplastic dodger?

[sour gull]

some of the most water intensive crops on earth btw

[main dew]

slowest unit in the county sent out on a priority 2 “diarrhea call” sharp at 7 am shift change is actually crazy

i’d cry if i was them

[graceful dust]

what am i sposed to eat thats not microplasticd out

[paper hull]

nothing now

[sour gull]

elephants

[graceful dust]

im not addressing that

[spice arrow]

If someone can catch it by hand then i guess it's good enough

[graceful dust]

like i said if my diet were based in my region fish would be my main source of meat

[paper hull]

salmon farming is actually foul and i assure you that salmon u ate probably had some form of disease or skin infection

them mfers are born to rot alive

[graceful dust]

i live. on. the coast.

[paper hull]

thats literally how salmon live

[sour gull]

i would have to eat tuna beef kangaroo and bread along with dairy

id get off great actually

already how i eat

[graceful dust]

loool

[paper hull]

kangaroo probably a decent meat to eat tbh

[sour gull]

its not

[graceful dust]

y'all eat kangaroo?

[paper hull]

why wouldnt they

[sour gull]

its full of parasites and is extremely muscular

[graceful dust]

^

[paper hull]

grim

[surreal mirage]

Me with my salmon sandwich for lunch

[sour gull]

it does have good parts though

like the tail

[graceful dust]

stew for 1 million yrs

[paper hull]

i havent eaten meat in about 12 years

[spice arrow]

The type of shit they do there makes crowded chicken farming look humane

[sour gull]

we used to eat it at primary school but because it was cooked in a firepit by the groundskeeper they banned it because it was too dangerous apparently

[graceful dust]

i always gotta ask how ppl cook meat im not familiar with. do u stew roo for a million yrs

fire pit

omfg

[paper hull]

i dont really remember the taste of meat

[surreal mirage]

It's alright

[main dew]

i love salmon with a passion

[sour gull]

its got very low fat content so u gotta cook it like a tenderloin

[paper hull]

thats rad man, i hope you enjoy it for a long time

[sour gull]

it can also only be medium rare

[graceful dust]

hm

[main dew]

idk i get fixated on a food so ill probably hate it and not eat it for a year by next week

[sour gull]

there is actually too many kangaroos btw

they dont have predators anymore

[paper hull]

they are all on discord now

[main dew]

who were kangaroos natural predators?😭

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[sour gull]

wild dogs

[graceful dust]

im realizing i know jack shit abt kangaroos like wtf is hunting a kangaroo

oh dear

[paper hull]

nothing

[sour gull]

wedge tailed eagles also used to hunt kangaroos

[paper hull]

bro who wedged the tails

thats fucked up

[strange spruce]

the kangoroos are with us right now in the chat.,,,?

[paper hull]

no the predators

the predators are in this very chat

[paper hull]

https://tenor.com/bGioR.gif

[sour gull]

its a shame what happened to so many different types of dogs

[oblique stream]

They died

[sour gull]

like the Falkland Islands wolf

[oblique stream]

Womp womp

[paper hull]

gotta breed them till they are inbred

and make cute big eyes

fat tummy haha

cute!!

[oblique stream]

Or got inbred

[paper hull]

oh wait they are now blind

and have crippling back painm

oh well CUTE

❤️

[oblique stream]

And cant breath

[icy vigil]

Someone i care about deleted my memes

[strange spruce]

nah put that shit down bro

[icy vigil]

how much more betrayal can i take

[paper hull]

welcome to my fuckin life

all these mfers acting like "oh ur so wise ur so nice haha"

[paper hull]

not a single one wanting to defend my ass tho

[lucid gull]

Hey guys, quick question, in B41 if i take underweight trait, and then stop being underweight, do i get my -1 endurance back, or not and i need to train it back?

[paper hull]

the truth is they dont defend me because id get pissed if they do, i enjoy being attacked and taking that from me is like taking a ball away from a dog

[graceful dust]

did the brits fuck this one up too

[paper hull]

oddly enough no

[graceful dust]

woa!

[sour gull]

he was too kind of a wolf

[paper hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gt0X-27GXM

[icy vigil]

idunno

[sour gull]

💔

[paper hull]

such a majestic creature

so sad its extinct

[main dew]

aren’t there that one wild dog in australia

[icy vigil]

i forgor

[main dew]

dingos or something

[paper hull]

its really really great we have footage of this though

like wow

[main dew]

dingys

[sour gull]

dingoes arent actually native and they were wiped out pretty well

[paper hull]

this footage is so fucking crucial to humanity

not many animal species we have footage of that are also now extinct

the galapagos tortoises are another example

[sour gull]

i like to think they still exist in the forests of tasmania

[icy vigil]

I find it amusing how HARD cigarrette companies are pivoting towards vapes

[sour gull]

you can vape anywhere

[main dew]

i’m not australian but i haven’t heard great things about what goes on in the forests of tasmania

[sour gull]

you require conscious effort to light up a smoke

[icy vigil]

ive been seeing a ton of vape ads for the past 3 years

[sour gull]

its growing opium and incest

[icy vigil]

and it's cleverly trying to hide how they're cigarette companies

[sour gull]

50% of the worlds legal opium comes from tasmania

[paper hull]

i cant wait for the next generation to look at us a horrific single use waste culture and we have to explain to the new generation that inherit this planet that filling landfills with lithium battery vapes that set the world on fire was a great idea at the time

trust

[main dew]

yeah that’s about what i’ve heard

[karmic jetty]

man

[icy vigil]

ZEEROL

[karmic jetty]

who are u

[icy vigil]

i swear to god

[main dew]

I LOVE DOING MANDATORY 2 HOUR LITHIUM ION BATTERY TRAINING EVERY YEAR ITS SO FUN

[icy vigil]

this conversation happened before

[main dew]

[karmic jetty]

ur a firefighter

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/insane-cat-cat-meme-insanity-losing-grip-gif-180836453624345115

[karmic jetty]

i love firefighters sm

[main dew]

who said that…

[graceful dust]

i mean theyre gonna feel the same way i feel hearing abt creatures that were hunted to extinction prolly

[karmic jetty]

wdym this is new

[icy vigil]

that's what a repeated conversation would say

deja vu if you will

[karmic jetty]

i only have a set of dialogue

[paper hull]

remember that south park episode where the town gave up there souls for ice cream and the canadian devil came to collect like 50 years later and they all thought theyd be dead so they wouldnt have to face the reprecussions

thats gonna be us

thats literally us

right now

[main dew]

yeah but in 50 years you’ll be 100 so it can’t be us

[graceful dust]

never saw that one

[karmic jetty]

ooo that episode

i member

[paper hull]

we are already walking in our fathers footsteps

nothing will change

it may already be too late

[main dew]

what if something has changes between the previous generation and now

[paper hull]

i honestly hope kessler syndrome locks us from being able to populate space

[karmic jetty]

what if i came into power

[graceful dust]

i didnt sell my soul tho cos i deffo didnt see a payout

[main dew]

my dad lived in a communist country reliant on nuclear power, i live in a fart country that relies on coal and oil

[paper hull]

i dont think we deserve to colonize space if our airspace and planet is any referance for what the universe has in store

do we really have the right

[graceful dust]

someone else did

[paper hull]

to shitify other planets

[graceful dust]

start asking who "we" is

[karmic jetty]

me

i have the right

[main dew]

we as a race do, we as a society do not

[karmic jetty]

the universe is mine to conquer

[sour gull]

maybe u guys dont

[graceful dust]

ur not going to live on mars. u arent "we"

[karmic jetty]

[strange spruce]

this is not spess zeerol

[paper hull]

i dont think humanity could even reasonably populate space idk how itd be possible

we cant exactly give birth in space

nor raise children

its not possible

[karmic jetty]

silencio lotg

[strange spruce]

THERE ARE NO SPESS CLOWNS ZEEROL

[sour gull]

we freeze millions of chinese people and create the new qing empire in space

[main dew]

can we actually not give birth in space is that real

[strange spruce]

THERES NO CLOWNS IN SPACE!!!

[graceful dust]

i spose i had not considered whether it mattered if those things were possible. cos im never gonna give birth in mars

on mars

[paper hull]

you have to understand gravitational force has been influencing our growth for years, to have NO gravitational force on a growing body is incredibly dangerous as your body has no downward force to naturally resist against

think about it

[graceful dust]

or in it

or around it

[paper hull]

so people in space who are new born will naturally become bow legged

nad there bones will not properly develop

[icy vigil]

you are

[graceful dust]

HOW

[main dew]

omg is bow legged actually a thing i thought that was just an insult people threw at each other 😭

[icy vigil]

ill make it happen

[paper hull]

its why astronauts have to have designated minimum work out hours

[paper hull]

rickerts, soft bones, etc

because your bones arent naturally weighing on themselves they develop with very airated spaces between them

they cant naturally compact over time and development

making them VERY weak

[surreal mirage]

Being born in space will probably fuck you up bad

[paper hull]

very bad

estimates say youd last between 2-3 weeks at the most as a new born

we are not built for it

[main dew]

i wonder what would happen if you were born somewhere with stronger gravity than earth

would you just be short

[surreal mirage]

I think it is possible if the right infrastructure is built, where space stations mimic earths gravity 24/7

[paper hull]

it would take many generations

but yeah

[graceful dust]

im open to working that all out when its just a fun thing we get to do from a habitable equitable earth & not like the only way to save humankind lol

[paper hull]

eventually you would be shorter

[main dew]

short and strong boned

[paper hull]

itd naturally widen your body structure

[graceful dust]

god its gonna suck so bad when im born in space

[strange spruce]

youre not born in space though

[surreal mirage]

Tbf even we saw shorter humans evolving on the java islands due to lack of proper nutrition

[strange spruce]

[graceful dust]

at least i'll have great hair

[icy vigil]

this is true

[paper hull]

imma give you an example as a white woman i went to ecuador quito

[graceful dust]

i will remember my haters

[surreal mirage]

Gravitational differences would make us tiny over generations

[paper hull]

it holds the highest capital city in the world, it was so high up i could touch the clouds

i also couldnt breathe properly

now imagine this x10 and without gravity

and in space

and now imagine i am a child

yeah its not going to go so well

[main dew]

i knew this one guy who was super fit, we live on the east coast near DC, he went to a conference in colorado and tried to workout and could barely run a quarter mile

[paper hull]

your heart for instance is naturally meant to pump your blood against gravitational forces as a child if you had 0 gravity it would put strain on your heart from the get go as its pumping at the same rate it always was accustomed to through years of human evolution

[graceful dust]

but thats u not adjusting well. ppl live at high altitudes

[surreal mirage]

That's kinda crazy damn

[paper hull]

youd be lethargic constantly

[paper hull]

this is true, but people currently do not live in space, here comes the real kicker

[surreal mirage]

Yeah the space station or planet would need to mimic similar gravitational forces as earth

[paper hull]

for humanity to ascend into space we are going to need to sacrifice at least 3-4 generations of humans

[graceful dust]

theres children who live there right now

[paper hull]

now the generation that makes it through this

[karmic jetty]

omw work

[main dew]

where’d you hear that from 😭

[paper hull]

will automatically have a right to space and be able to live in it

[graceful dust]

oh god fidcord buggin out

[karmic jetty]

chat im bout to buy snackos what should i get

[main dew]

gummy bears

[karmic jetty]

hmm

[paper hull]

imagine a world where we have literally split humanity into two forms of itself where one can inhabit space as an entitled race of people and the others are left on this shit hole earth

[main dew]

i truly feel bad for everyone who isn’t on the east coast because you don’t have sheetz or wawa

[paper hull]

and that ladies and gents

is the plot of gundam

[graceful dust]

well i didnt i just assumed children livrd in ecuador ig

[karmic jetty]

haribo gummies

[main dew]

sheetz brand gummy bears are so good

[karmic jetty]

i only know haribo

[paper hull]

so heres the deal chat

[graceful dust]

we're chat now

[paper hull]

you are offered the first dynasty in space, the first population rights to space

[oblique stream]

Yummers

[rapid goblet]

Haribo cola bottles my beloved

[paper hull]

but it costs you 4 generations of your family

you will never live to reap the benefits

do you do it?

[oblique stream]

Haribo starmix

[graceful dust]

cost how

[oblique stream]

My beloved

[paper hull]

the physical toll of living in space

[graceful dust]

like 4 gens of my family dont get to do it

[paper hull]

you have to literally evolve your bloodline to endure space

[karmic jetty]

the bears better bcs u can behead them

[main dew]

do i also get this deal if i have a negative gene trait and my child will be born with a chronic lung disease

[paper hull]

no

[oblique stream]

What about worms

[main dew]

well then i’m out of the question

[graceful dust]

oh im disqualified for sure

LOL

[karmic jetty]

bears better than worms

worms have no head

[paper hull]

Youd have the first rights to populate space as humanity

[main dew]

cystic fibrosis gene

[karmic jetty]

bears have head

[oblique stream]

90% of the chat is disqualified from that

[paper hull]

your ancestors would know you as the progentor of the population of mankinds journey into space

[graceful dust]

i would not tho cos on the off chance im alive 4 gens from now i wanna see those great great grandkids

[paper hull]

they would probably look very strange

humans evolving in space are freaky looking

[graceful dust]

nobody here can fucking breathe

[karmic jetty]

hope they dont look like me bcs thats blasphemy

[oblique stream]

I can

[graceful dust]

yea i mean i wouldnt be able to visit them if they were in space right

not comfortably anyway

keep em on earth

[karmic jetty]

welp i might buy m&ms

[rapid goblet]

My brain is actively trying to choose between "Space is lame, i'd rather rot on earth" and "Fuck it we space"

[oblique stream]

M&m what

[karmic jetty]

what

[paper hull]

this here is the exact conundrum we are facing and our greatest barrier for population of space

[oblique stream]

With deez nuts

Or regular

[rapid goblet]

The peanut ones, right?

[karmic jetty]

uhh

[paper hull]

its why we as a species will most likely die on this rock

[karmic jetty]

yes

[oblique stream]

Or peanut

[karmic jetty]

i love nuts

[graceful dust]

i spose? my lineage will literally never be considered for space travel

[rapid goblet]

Wise choice

[graceful dust]

i dont consider things like this

[rapid goblet]

Always go for the nuts

[karmic jetty]

the bludline ends with me

just want a shrimple quiet life

[paper hull]

this also comes with the connotation that this is done fairly but we all know the first people to do this will be incredibly priviledged and probably rich

[quasi slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/643273235877724160/1428878029937049751/3dgifmaker93136-1.gif

[karmic jetty]

why isnt it flat

[spice arrow]

It's not even tidally locked smh

[graceful dust]

yea i mean if the world behind them blows up then theyll be the only ones

[karmic jetty]

what else should i get instead of m&ms

[graceful dust]

im sure gundam is great but imagining that with like our current real world is not very interesting

[karmic jetty]

it has to be ez to eat

[graceful dust]

cos i basically cant say anything i wanna say abt it without getting the banhammer

[graceful dust]

soft granola bars

[karmic jetty]

not real

[karmic jetty]

not plenty enuf

i already have crispspsp

[graceful dust]

plenty?!

[karmic jetty]

quantity

[graceful dust]

o

[graceful dust]

i thought this was for today

cinnamon gum

[karmic jetty]

mentos hmm lame

[graceful dust]

saltwater taffy

[karmic jetty]

perhaps...

ill get m&ms...

[graceful dust]

u said u didnt want anything crispy so like crackers r off the table?

even garlic butter crackers?

[karmic jetty]

maybe pocky sticks

OOO

pocky sticks and cup noodle

perfect

[graceful dust]

i thought we were talking snacks

[brazen gazelle]

damn...

[main dew]

bit o honeys

[main dew]

yeah there was a fat cyber attack this morning

[karmic jetty]

we are

[brazen gazelle]

damn

[karmic jetty]

i bought pocky and cup noodle

[brazen gazelle]

ykno i really wanted to socialize

[karmic jetty]

perhaps ill survive this night

maybe even five nights...

[quasi slate]

five nights at Mateo's

[icy vigil]

Mofkergt

[karmic jetty]

Mistershark10

[karmic jetty]

why arent they pink

nvm i just read

[last spoke]

Girl,,,

I wanted pink so bad

[karmic jetty]

buy them off shein

[last spoke]

Like I was praying they had something out the back

The thing is, we need 2Es which they don't have in pink

[karmic jetty]

2Es?

[last spoke]

Extra extra wide

[karmic jetty]

wut

[last spoke]

Our right foot is significantly wider than the left

[karmic jetty]

what size is that

[last spoke]

2E is a modifier on size

So these are a 9.52E

[karmic jetty]

[last spoke]

It's either get a size up and the left one is way too big or get 2Es and the right one is just a wee bit more snug than the left

Right foot too big for 9.5
Left foot too small for 10.5

[stone meadow]

he isnt as far as im aware

[last spoke]

He says he was

[karmic jetty]

who

[stone meadow]

Hey ill have you know i keep my professional and personal feeling separate

[last spoke]

Unless he was only kicked but told it was a ban?

[stone meadow]

id be banning a lot more people if that werent the case

[karmic jetty]

[icy vigil]

we remember frogski

the slowmode

its as if you banned gen chat

[karmic jetty]

first they come for general chat... but i did not speak out bcs i prefer sergeant chat

[stone meadow]

oh nah he is banned

mb

[karmic jetty]

bruh

i dont rmbr that

[last spoke]

10 would have been too big for left and too small for right at once*

[stone meadow]

thats when he started going off and insulting someone for suggesting that esmund stops playing a game that he was at that time saying was absolutely horrible and ruining his life or something

[last spoke]

but 9.52E is comfortable for the left foot and just big enough for the right

[karmic jetty]

it wasnt frotnite was it

[last spoke]

Hhh

He's mellowed out significantly, but feels like he'd lose a lot of progress if he were miraculously able to come back here

[karmic jetty]

ive mellowed out due to my age 👴

[last spoke]

I forget how old you are

You give me 26 vibes

[main dew]

what happened while i was gone

[karmic jetty]

im 500 yrs old

[main dew]

i was eatting my grandma candy

[karmic jetty]

how am i 26...

im as old as frogsker and chill crisp

[last spoke]

You have a j*b and seem well adjusted

[main dew]

42

[spice arrow]

Frogski is like in his 40s

[main dew]

oh i’m the goat of guessing

[karmic jetty]

wait ur right

frogsker is ancient

[last spoke]

Frogski has like early 20s voice

I remember it from when we were watching the game awards that one time and Dave the diver came up and nasKo was SCREAMING "NOT INDIE!"

[stone meadow]

it was fortnite

[livid notch]

Frogski the type of guy to be in his 50's and look like a guy in 20's

[karmic jetty]

HAHAHA

[main dew]

zomboid does have an unc audience ur all old

[last spoke]

I'm 22 I think

I forget

[main dew]

unc

[spice arrow]

Twink death aint ever gonna happen

[last spoke]

If I'm just one or two years younger than the body

[stone meadow]

he was absolutely fuming about the game and how shitty it is and then blew up at jaime for suggesting maybe he shouldnt play pvp games if he isnt enjoying them

[karmic jetty]

i can feel it inching closer

[main dew]

anyone older than me is ancient

[last spoke]

I'm preeeety sure I'm 21 because that would make Toupi 22 which lines up with the body being 23

Yeah

Age is
Hard
Who the fuck keeps track of this shit

[surreal mirage]

Why are you so old

[icy vigil]

the government

[last spoke]

No
The government has the body's DOB

[karmic jetty]

old man thyme and his shenanigans

[surreal mirage]

👴

[stone meadow]

thats cause I AM early 20s

[main dew]

your id

does

[last spoke]

Again
That has the body's DOB

Not my age

[main dew]

wouldn’t in theory you all be the same physical age

like the uhh

the dragon with 3 heads

the middle one is the oldest but they’re all the same ahe

[last spoke]

That's the body's age, sure

[main dew]

what’s it called

the hydra

[last spoke]

But I'm not the body's age

[main dew]

the nemeaon lion

[karmic jetty]

cope

wheres proof

[frosty tulip]

submit your birth certificate frog

we need evidence

[karmic jetty]

genchat safety act

[main dew]

@last spoke do you have a set population or can there be more developed later

do you have a town in your head

the town inside me

[icy vigil]

[main dew]

imagine having a city in your head

[karmic jetty]

wheres pablo

[toxic hawk]

Why is lil bros mask different

[main dew]

new pc ignore pablo

[toxic hawk]

Pablo

[main dew]

i never finished the first game i haven’t bought silksong

i got overwhelmed in the first game and never played past the first levels because there was so much to explore o got confused and felt like i was going in circles

[graceful dust]

uve called me an idiot twice i think 🙏

[karmic jetty]

hell yea love the design but thats no kiddo

[graceful dust]

i feel like i wouldve been here for esmund era but i only remember ppl talking abt him after he was banned

[icy vigil]

esmund era

[graceful dust]

but theres like 3 ppl i can say that for

[icy vigil]

hmmmm

eras named after discordians get banned

curious

[karmic jetty]

call this the golden era bcs im here

[graceful dust]

no lile

[karmic jetty]

post desperado era

[graceful dust]

the era when they were here

[icy vigil]

unfortunately, moopy is still here

[graceful dust]

this is the homekeys era btw

[last spoke]

There's 13 of us, though it's totally possible that Shift and Hailey have another child
But beyond that it's unlikely

[graceful dust]

in case u were wondering whos next

[icy vigil]

i get ya

however

next guy to get banned will have an era named after them

very tempting

[quasi slate]

your mom is so fat her body creates gravitational lensing

[karmic jetty]

[graceful dust]

we're in the mistershark era

[karmic jetty]

DO NOT

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-edgy-kiwi-discord-slurp-gif-25277998

[graceful dust]

that said. u dont get to be like "im racist" guy & get an era named after u

[karmic jetty]

u gotta earn the spot

[graceful dust]

when ur gone ppl have to miss u

[karmic jetty]

be a genchat legend

have a collosal crashout

[graceful dust]

yesterday was not the era of. whatever racist guys username was

[last spoke]

Okay yeah I figured it out
Toupi is 22 and I'm 21

[graceful dust]

i think im a shoe in tbh

[stone meadow]

didnt ban you for it though

[graceful dust]

naw cos then u would have to be correct

xd

but im agreeing with u there at least

i wanna advert my server here tho so i dont rly wanna get banned

[stone meadow]

banned for agreeing with me

[karmic jetty]

wut

[graceful dust]

tru

[main dew]

i need to get uhhh

lifting straps but i feel like everyone i see with lifting straps is a dork

[graceful dust]

i have a zomboid server. y'all know zomboid?

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-anotado-noted-noted-gato-noted-cat-gif-15232071836705052766

[main dew]

i don’t want to be a dork

[karmic jetty]

the heck is zomboid

[icy vigil]

but you are

[karmic jetty]

what are lifting straps

who are these ppl

[graceful dust]

then let it keep u from getting the thing u want

[stone meadow]

who the hell is steve jobs

[main dew]

weight lifting straps, your forearms will give out before your back will so lifting straps allow you to lift with your back instead of utilizing grip

[graceful dust]

this is not where we discuss that 👉 #188264718849277952

discord fought me so hard on fetching that id

[icy vigil]

you didnt

[karmic jetty]

hmmmmm

[graceful dust]

clearly not ur business

[icy vigil]

[graceful dust]

take ur complaints here 👉 #693804397750386750

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-hollow-knight-breakdance-gif-4991443249772973911

[graceful dust]

fuck it im calling the god of genchat in on this

[toxic hawk]

There is a hollow knight character that looks like a hasbin hotel character

[graceful dust]

@latent trout rapture me pls

[toxic hawk]

Who ?

[graceful dust]

the god of genchat

[last spoke]

I just want a Factorio themed create modpack

[toxic hawk]

It just says user unknown

[graceful dust]

to U

nonbeliever

[last spoke]

But it's all gotta go into the fucken draconic evolution nonsense

[toxic hawk]

Whaaaa

[karmic jetty]

im here

[last spoke]

Or that one with the hundred fucken singularities

[toxic hawk]

I don't see ms mee here

[karmic jetty]

what ails u homekeys

[toxic hawk]

Try again

[spice arrow]

Never forget the steak

[karmic jetty]

what blasphemy is this

[last spoke]

That's because it left

[karmic jetty]

i wish the steak was the last thing we know of him

[graceful dust]

insomnia

[karmic jetty]

ruined legacy

[toxic hawk]

I aint know Ms mee went by it

[karmic jetty]

have u tried sleeping

[last spoke]

Yeah, they're in our server so

[spice arrow]

So if it's named after banned people then this the post rain era

[toxic hawk]

Thought she used she.

Weird

[last spoke]

And they and it

[toxic hawk]

Gotcha

[graceful dust]

no ive never done that hows that work

[karmic jetty]

i use lord

[last spoke]

Okay dork

[toxic hawk]

You ain't no lord

[karmic jetty]

rood

[toxic hawk]

Lil poo

[last spoke]

Sorry that was rude

[karmic jetty]

and when u close ur eyesss

[last spoke]

She could depict me as the wojak

[karmic jetty]

whats that song called again

reality in the palm of my hands

[graceful dust]

rain? also i figure theyre named in retrospect, the era before they were banned

[last spoke]

If you're not careful I'm gonna try to find resources for Mrp to help him nurture an artistic skill of his own so he can depict you as the wojak

[karmic jetty]

[toxic hawk]

We had a possible covid case today. Hope i don't catch it

[icy vigil]

y tho

[graceful dust]

this being the homekeys era is me calling a shot but it could turn out that this is actually the 👇 this poster era

[karmic jetty]

is weird to hear about big news before it hitting the papers

[last spoke]

I already bought him the tablet that I get the feeling Asrin's gonna use to play Osu! more often than not

[toxic hawk]

You smell like salt and water joshua

[graceful dust]

the zozo era

[karmic jetty]

genchat forever changed when i came back

[icy vigil]

cant be zozo era

changed names

no consistency

smh

[graceful dust]

shit

yeah

[karmic jetty]

i didnt change the name lokiel did

[graceful dust]

someone else has to get banned

[devout scroll]

I made a vote in my family group chat for were my birthday party will take place… I’m having my 22nd birthday at Chuck E. Cheese

[toxic hawk]

Genchat changed too much.

[graceful dust]

someone with a stronger brand

[last spoke]

Hey we were banned at one point, was there a goofball association era?

[devout scroll]

Over

[toxic hawk]

Not nuff drama

[karmic jetty]

member duke 👴

gwilo

[karmic jetty]

that guy who talked about making explosives and blow an old car

[graceful dust]

i like the potential of there being 2 goofball eras too much to say it doesnt count

[toxic hawk]

Every man wants to wrote a book

Wow

[karmic jetty]

source

[last spoke]

We were gone for less than a day

[toxic hawk]

The source is being right

[last spoke]

But it messed up our join date

[graceful dust]

even funnier

[icy vigil]

yeah i know this is actually not historically accurate

however

[toxic hawk]

Ah, you fixed your space bar. Boring

[icy vigil]

stil lfunny

[karmic jetty]

[icy vigil]

im amused by doomers

unlike me

full of life

[graceful dust]

i held my keyboard at gunpoint to fix itself. was a pretty exciting day for me at least

[karmic jetty]

are there bloomers

[icy vigil]

no

[toxic hawk]

I am a flower, of course I bloom

[karmic jetty]

pfft

salt upon ur soil

[graceful dust]

the opposite of a doomer? i can do that

[last spoke]

Our first message was 09 October 2022

[graceful dust]

oldheads

[toxic hawk]

Unlike your weak flesh, my roots cannot be tarnished Lil crow

[karmic jetty]

wiwiwi wawawa

[graceful dust]

mistershark u seem very anxious today. & every other day

[last spoke]

Enrichment

[graceful dust]

i think i just bruised my face

[karmic jetty]

dont facepalm too hard

[last spoke]

Hey chat do you think my shoes are cute even if they're not canon?

[karmic jetty]

good for jogging

[last spoke]

Honestly with the pink laces they fit the sylv theme really well

[graceful dust]

sporting them one, two, buckle my shoes

[karmic jetty]

three four buckle some more

[toxic hawk]

Five six Nike kicks

Shoes weren't even that good

Song is fire

[graceful dust]

tru

[karmic jetty]

stop wearing shoes

let those dawgs out

[toxic hawk]

You stop

[graceful dust]

better advert than nike deserved

[toxic hawk]

Yuricord

[last spoke]

Not wearing shoes for so long is why it's so hard to find ones that fit now

[graceful dust]

what

[toxic hawk]

What

[graceful dust]

what am i stopping i was gonna hop in my docs

[toxic hawk]

I am addicted to cp77

I want to play

[graceful dust]

quit ur job

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-abbreviation-cyberpunk-gif-27287291

[karmic jetty]

[toxic hawk]

Fucking knew echo was here

[graceful dust]

was that bait

[toxic hawk]

I can't. I gotta become a doctor, its the only thing I know how to do

[karmic jetty]

almost thought ur asian

[graceful dust]

ah fake gamer. quit ur hobbies

[subtle shoal]

are we gaming today chat

gamers

[toxic hawk]

I can't, my only hobbies are working out, reading and playing games

[graceful dust]

u cant half ass this shit

[karmic jetty]

lame

[subtle shoal]

gotta go full time into gaming

[toxic hawk]

You're such a hater

[subtle shoal]

quit your job and hobbies and go into gaming

buy the new cod

[toxic hawk]

Lol

[graceful dust]

j'aimes not gonna do it. its over

just give up on gaming

[subtle shoal]

its so over

[surreal mirage]

Make your life worse by quitting all hobbies and only playing comp games

[toxic hawk]

I basically gave up on gaming.

[subtle shoal]

only play siege and AAA games

[karmic jetty]

play league

[toxic hawk]

Just not completely

[graceful dust]

a doctor who only plays comp league... i would get that malpracticd $$$

[subtle shoal]

the only games I play nowadays are rimworld, hoi4 and sometimes quasi

[karmic jetty]

HAHAHA

[toxic hawk]

One day, when I start doing full time

It's going to be over

[karmic jetty]

just another fart in the winds of genchat

[toxic hawk]

Gross

Ew

[graceful dust]

come to think of it i bet my last pcp played comp league

[karmic jetty]

pcp?

ayo

[graceful dust]

yes drugs

why do i have to keep reminding everyone that im talking abt drugs

[karmic jetty]

yommers

[toxic hawk]

I like drugs, they help people through trouble

[graceful dust]

unlike my last pcp

that should be the tip-off

[toxic hawk]

Poor dude got chest pain from cpr after his heart stopped

Gets morphine

[karmic jetty]

chest pain

[graceful dust]

if he were drugs i would be saying kinder things abt him

[karmic jetty]

its morphin time

[graceful dust]

i liked whatever they gave me for surgery that made me not care that i vomited

[surreal mirage]

Fent

[half kettle]

Meth

[graceful dust]

i do not remember i'd have to check the paperwork

too lazy

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fent-up-who-else-up-rn-rn-gif-11018240636435400772

love me that fetty

[icy vigil]

Joe

[graceful dust]

it mightve been fent

[graceful dust]

joe zaddy (word that omar taught me)

[icy vigil]

Joe mama

[harsh vault]

gudmorning chat!

[harsh vault]

why does this exist

[livid notch]

Because bloodsuckerbussy

[harsh vault]

[karmic jetty]

[livid notch]

It's lore accurate trust

[graceful dust]

i actually cannot find in my paperwork wtf they gave me

[surreal mirage]

[graceful dust]

im fairly certain i was handed a list

[karmic jetty]

a list huh

the list isnt real

https://tenor.com/view/gato-anotado-noted-noted-gato-noted-cat-gif-15232071836705052766

[last spoke]

Chat
I've found the nerdiest thing I could possibly buy

[harsh vault]

thats not nerdy

[last spoke]

No, it is

[harsh vault]

i own dayz merch, now thats nerdy

[last spoke]

Floof

Do you know what that logo is

[harsh vault]

something something linux pilled

[last spoke]

That's the Plasma logo

Plasma by KDE

[harsh vault]

whats that

[last spoke]

The desktop environment we use

[harsh vault]

you dont use arch?

surprised

[last spoke]

The default on most distros

[surreal mirage]

Looks like the binance logo

[last spoke]

KFE is a DE, not a Distro

[harsh vault]

oh

ya not getting it, and to be quite frank scarf, my learning capabilities have kind of stopped today

[last spoke]

The distro is the underlying software and kernel
The DE is just how you navigate it

[harsh vault]

oh

now i do

[thin wedge]

why yes i do

[harsh vault]

im surprised you actually said that in a way i could understand

[warm atlas]

so

Uhh

why?

[stiff salmon]

Well that was some worldbuilding, alright. Decent progress. Nevertheless hope everyone is well, especially Floof.

[livid notch]

He dosen't knows

[ivory grail]

An 30 minute presentation kill me

[warm atlas]

I do not

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/iwakura-lain-suicide-thinking-gun-gif-11659613

[karmic jetty]

lets all love lain

[livid notch]

Freedom faction in stalker is memed on for doing the thing with mutants

[stiff salmon]

Forget it's early in the morning for you, since you are in Canada. Hope you've slept.

[warm atlas]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

I see

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359570926684995604/1429720968737325096/utilitybelt_zeypaa0o.gif

[karmic jetty]

nuthin in the lain ps2 "game" makes any sense

schizo type game

peak

[paper hull]

It's ps1

[harsh vault]

i didnt sleep sadly

[karmic jetty]

i said ps2 out of instinct

then i rmbr it was older than that

[last spoke]

Floof did you see my shoes?

[surreal mirage]

Toe shoes

[stiff salmon]

Unfortunate, hope today you will have a better chance. Staying home today, right?

[karmic jetty]

why does this sound like visual novel dialogue

am i schizo

[surreal mirage]

[karmic jetty]

make plumpabug more rotund and sitting

like tupidsit

[last spoke]

I love

[karmic jetty]

[surreal mirage]

Zeerol you're an artist, make it real

[karmic jetty]

gib me asperite and ill learn pixelart again

[warm atlas]

He's going crazy tho

[stiff salmon]

I just try to be as straight-forward as possible, I see what you mean honestly.

[paper hull]

dont do it to urself

[karmic jetty]

asperite metrionn cynthos

[surreal mirage]

Draw noita

[livid notch]

He's doing it Texas style

[warm atlas]

truly

[paper hull]

im gonna go sicko mode

[karmic jetty]

9.5 more hrs

perhaps ill watch andor now

[toxic hawk]

How ill dance as soon as Johnny silverhand is out of my head

[toxic hawk]

Echo

Titties tomorrow

[surreal mirage]

Sigma

[livid notch]

You're the type to side with hanako

GET OUT

[toxic hawk]

Who tf is hanako

[surreal mirage]

Meet hanako at embers

[livid notch]

Queen of arasaka

[toxic hawk]

Aaaah

We will see

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-silverhand-nuke-arasaka-tower-gif-8573022133793917547

[karmic jetty]

still havent went

[sacred schooner]

arasaka, no matter who, is always full of shit

[paper hull]

would you guys like me more if i talked like

dis :3

[karmic jetty]

urgh

[paper hull]

an i was just so cutey~~

[stiff salmon]

Going back a bit, I think the sole (or at least foundational) issue of my worldbuilding is the fact that I try to emulate the unpredictable nature of events that life brings forth--I shouldn't do that, or at least just accept and embrace the fact that my biases will show no matter what. Then again, all I do is re-contextualization.

[karmic jetty]

i did that before IRONICALLY and it stuck for a bit

pretty funni

silly squily line~

[surreal mirage]

Stop it eve

Stop zozo

[karmic jetty]

owo

[paper hull]

hehe~ :3

[karmic jetty]

wonder where i got it from

maybe thats why i get those weird dms

[stiff salmon]

The dawn of a new age

[sacred schooner]

if we're doing that kind of stuff now, I guess it's time to bring the chain-smoking mother back

[karmic jetty]

DO NOT

[surreal mirage]

See what you did zeerol

[karmic jetty]

[surreal mirage]

This is YOUR fault

[karmic jetty]

let the chain smoking mother remain in her coffin

king of the castle sesh when

[surreal mirage]

Never

[karmic jetty]

we need 500 ppl

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/nine-sols-nine-sols-healing-smoking-gif-1782939969024241647

[surreal mirage]

After baro

[karmic jetty]

but when necesse

[surreal mirage]

Er

[sacred schooner]

she never died

she'll always be there

[young kelp]

[surreal mirage]

When I'm not busy

[karmic jetty]

how could u do this

[karmic jetty]

didnt wanna play games before and now u do when ur busy

[surreal mirage]

Such is life

[toxic hawk]

Echo is so like me

[karmic jetty]

no

[peak quail]

why do you not like dragons

[subtle shoal]

i cheated and deleted most of my opponents armies but whatever we're making progress cause im tired of restarting for the nth time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[paper hull]

im so like me

[paper hull]

he cant imagine them

[stiff salmon]

I think, therefore I am

Feel like that one picture of the cat screaming "stop thinking!!!" at a brain.

[thin wedge]

7 billion

dead

[stiff salmon]

Bad-news, therefore you are.

Welcome to the real world buddy, time to do your taxes.

[toxic hawk]

Read that again.

[stiff salmon]

Just imagining a kitty attaining sentience and instantly being put to the mines. God, so crude.

[thin wedge]

because they love cars more

[toxic hawk]

Don't speak in my name, you questionable individual

you're not sexy enough

[ivory grail]

Bro ain't thinking he throwing up

[stiff salmon]

Mondays, amirite?

The cackle I let out, I need to be euthanized.

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-belly-full-stuffed-hungry-gif-12595013

mondays indeed

[thin wedge]

Bro needs a nurses office

[warm atlas]

Me 2 seconds after the fridge is restocked

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-unicouniuni3-fnaf-gif-13976006820668028361

[paper hull]

at your funeral

[stiff salmon]

A nice temperate 11°C on a sunny day.

[paper hull]

i will sing the requiem

https://tenor.com/bbZGE.gif

[toxic hawk]

Boy

Potato boy

i am a-very close

to doing something

[warm atlas]

Huh?

[floral fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1099405647239467008/togif.gif

[paper hull]

Spraynard - internet may mays

[stiff salmon]

Oh it's going to be raining heavily for the next 7 days. Okay, that's pretty funny--Way to crush the jovial movement weather.

[ivory grail]

No door can hold maxwell

[toxic hawk]

stop breaking doors

i aint the one paying for it

[floral fiber]

no

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-zzz-disagreement-disagree-gif-2514870511680637718

[warm atlas]

The humble landlord

[toxic hawk]

Even miyabi is mad

[surreal mirage]

Meinkraft

Rlcraft

[thin wedge]

Where the gregtech

so you can rlly hate minecraft

https://tenor.com/view/greg-gregt-gregtech-greg-tech-gregtech-new-horizons-gif-386877630368100891

[paper hull]

i once posted a gif like this in another server and got banned for a week on another server

for "promoting a gay agenda"

this was the official runescape discord

[subtle shoal]

a final showdown awaits

[thin wedge]

runescape moment