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yeah caucasian -> caucasus
yes
am i performative... 
Hm
perform on dis
no
no you're just a little gay emotionally
20 grand buddy
I was confusing it with that

Idk why I got is mixed up
erm is this p word
I prefer Ayran
ayo
Aryans are also not from India btw, but from Indo-Iranian regions
I can see the possible confusion tho
bro just mentioned peak

ice cold with mint
You know what I allude to
the original "Aryans" were Iran, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, parts of Iraq, Turkey, Pakistan
And some scattered in the Caucasian mountains
I haven't tried the carbonated one
is this a hobby or career for you
But I usually don't like carbonation unless it's sweet
both
fair enough
not career but academics tho
silliconation
distinction without a difference
Well there is a difference
that looks very suspicious
I don't do it for work, I just studied it for half a decade
I make no money off it
Was and still is an interest of mine
a true passion
And my 5+ years of geographical study included that and many more topics
including geopolitics
geography peak
this a referens to pek playing hoi4
wait till you get me started on the artificial islands in the south china sea โจ
I fucking hate hoi4
worst paradox game
worst fanbase
and the game is mid
let me blow up my planets in peace
or water scarcity in either the Nile Basin or in Kurdistan
I heard those were sinking
And I'll also gladly talk about the desalination and other water treatment process in Israel but do not ask me about the politics there because I don't wanna get banned
nuh
p word
theyre not?
penis
Those are the real islands like the Maldives
oh
I am too
sharkbait why did u sink the islands
Yeah to expand their water control no?
yes
where did they get the material to build the islands
they were on my lawn
and to bully Filipino fishing boats
and what happens to the soil and sediment of the places from which they took the sand
seabed mostly
nothing because it's already underwater
yea take sharkbaits coral reefs
seabed crazy
I wouldn't be so confident
We have a long history of "this won't affect the environment"
i have a question about this
is it the same thing that the big country in asia does
sediment wise it actually doesn't do much coz it's all local anyway and they're dredging instead of directly excavating
But they're also crushing up coral reefs for it
Exactly
where they put a minority of their people in a country and then they use that to claim its their country land and they want to "protect that minority" ๐ค
that's the main marine biology impact
sounds similar
anyways eep time
idk haven't heard about that yet
I'll look into it

its a common tactic
Saving your message for later
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save this next one too
the geography man
Indubitably but it is 5:45am so I must go
Takemura didn't respond when i asked him out for dinner.
the scilence is your answer
Watch that sticker with this song playing trust me https://spotify.link/kJDMDfRVBXb
no
oh we talkin about shitty artificial islands?
yeah okay pal I'm telling china where you live
the Palm Islands in Dubai look fucking so dumb
Not anymore I'm going to sleep
I don't get who thought those were a good idea
they already know
rich fucks
yes agreed but I was more on about the ones in the south china sea for military and geopolitical influence
people with more money than brains
legit Dubai just feels like you get some drunk guy to play Cities Skylines with unlimited money and they just make this super cursed city
And being able to bully Filipino fishermen for "trespassing"
And the same to Vietnam
@toxic relic do you know this song https://spotify.link/sMtDiu0VBXb
Every slav seems to know it and I like that
and balkan
and probably baltic
and a shit ton of slave labor
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this
plays in every billa every hour
of course i know it
Going Johnny Silverhand mode
On the corpo hordes
ita cus ur not rich
erm he did jack
He partied like it's 2023

Go back to your pad, gonk
what colour is ur caliburn
I bet you live in Santo Domingo
what colour is ur AV pal

What colour is your trauma team membership card
What colour is your Delamaine Excelsior package
doesnt dairy live in perth
yeah gonk don't make me zero you
piss off
hahah mate
nah choom northside
Only once have I wished I lived in Perth, and that was during like 2020
my state really got fucked over with how many cases we had, meanwhile they had jack shit cause they were able to quarantine way better than we did
fair enough
I'll see you at the columbarium, choomba ๐โ๏ธ
(goodnight chat)
rest well dude
I have a vile deplorable idea that is completely moral and legal and has insane moneymaking potential
eh I wouldn't say they're the worst.
That might belong to either Northern Territory or Tasmania
erhm

tasmania is the best australia has
actually no, replace N.T with South Australia
please fucking take it
we don't want it
m
tru kin or mutant
yall listen to moon walker
mutant always
at least northern territory has priscilla
with all your transformers glazing this is a suprise. but not that much of one
transformers is peak bro
why would this be a surprise
i fuck with robots but not with purity
who would pick being a boring human in a game
real
u give me an oppurtunity to go mutant I'm doin it
That's if there's no ork choice ofc
why yall got rainbow names
true but no shade to humans
no
Cus im bedda
Why does hookah have the weirdest names in almost every language
gay
we slipped TIS 5 bucks and they gave us it
mutant looks better late game anyway
my legs hurt
mutants op
now I'm addicted to duck tarkov
duck tarkov?
the arc raid game?
Like hookah, shisha, nargila
nah
I went to camp crystal lake
Chillim
it's a solo extraction shooter, Escape from Duckov
half tempted to try it
we gay
oh
its tarkov but with ducks
but im gay
no fucking clue mate
and im not rainbow name
we are gay pro max
ohhhh
u gotta upgrade
makes sense
Huqqo, guduguda
I've been hearing decent things
dude you don't wanna know... oh the horror...
yeah
ofc wait to see if thats the case when it comes out
it looks interesting
I was giggling yesterday, seeing a no shisha sign in a mall 
but I am not in a shooting mood at the moment
I'm always in a shooting mood.
weak mall
So much of what I play is shooters
cant handle
whats wrong with shisha
Cant handle my shisha
I am in a knight larp mood rn
Channeling my inner amurican

nothing wrong with it
Mount & Blade?
KCD!!!
i go to a hookah parlor with my partner often
boo
its great
I'm just waiting for the viking expansion for bannerlord
Solid shisha you have
I am playing as spain fighting the caliphate
heheh hookah
and it is pain
but even then, bannerlord still jsut feels disappointing
++awareness
--purity
it kind of is
+stress
I think people glaze warband a bit too much when they compare it to bannerlord, but god damn bannerlord has quite some short-comings.
they fumbled the combat a bit, the part of the game that really matters
I miss the old companions system.
They should just do what Kenshi does. You get the procedurally generated companions, but also the unique ones
I kind of hate the new skill system
so fussy for something that dosen't do much
there's a few key skills but I can count them in one hand
I just think they dropped the ball hard with playstyle variety.
it detracts from the rest of the game imo
So much of the gameplay just relies on you being some lord.
I wish there was more shit to do as a bandit, trader etc
but I just hate how skills are implemented
Anyone else like tweak the temperature to really cold so they can have more armor
no
I want KCD but reconquista now
huge potential for varied environments
I put it to really hot so I can be neked
i want kcd but roman
imagine travelling between catholic and muslim dominated settlements
I forgot, did bannerlord keep that old mechanic from Warband where if you weren't born to a noble family, lords would be much harder to gain the trust of?
imagine sitting in the communals shidder
night and day architecture and culture
I dont remember neither did I care much
thats like the thingie u pick when creating character
yeah
Moist gotta be the worst moodle
ah the old tournie spam
tourney spam is stronger in bannerlord
ye bannerlord definitely did a lot of stuff well but god damn, it just felt like it got so boring so quickly.
helps that the AI is more braindead in combat I think
so I can just bully them with kicks and drags
yeah tourneys felt so much easier in bannerlord compared to warband.
tourney is ez clams
Warband it felt like you were more at risk of some dickhead cavalry unit one-tapping you
forging is the worst implemented mechanic
the only reason it's worthwhile is because the rewards are silly good
god I miss how Iconic King Harlaus was
with his stupid butter feasts fucking me over
I'm besieging a city and everyone fucks off because he decided it was the best time for a random feast
i rmbr my weapon was like whitebeards naginata it just destroys anyone it touches 
God I feel like the ship battles are gonna feel so clunky
one of the few people that does not have a problem aiming the stabs on horseback
apparently
I don't trust em to do it right tbh
viking conquest ship combat is jank as fuck too
viking conquest always felt meh
it gets a pass for naval invasion and the sheer absurdity it lets you get away with in raiding
Weren't archers so broken OP in viking conquest
no
or am I misremembering
opposite
ah
they're hot garbage
it's been so long, the expansion just felt so forgettable
I remember in base game warband, holy fuck I'd spam the nord faction so much.
I fucking loved huscarls, insane melee units
but I really like infantry gameplay and detest archer players on a molecular level
so I am maybe biased
very
I like waffles
Sarranids were 100% the most forgettable faction imo
I don't even remember what their unique draw was.
I just think archers should not be able to win for free
Rhodoks had the insane crossbowmen and spearmen, Swadia had the insane cavalry units
but nobody uses skirms to skirmish
Definitely not the worst faction performance wise
swadia
infantry forward!!
why didnt they just use swabia
imo that was definitely the Khans
and kinda micro intensive to use properly
swabia is a real place
swagia
The Khans were a good faction idea ruined by the games bad AI
just spam huscarls or knights and f1 and f3
arent their horse archers very good at sieges
sieges suck ballz
its just horribly inefficient to make them attack once they run dry
Swabia is a cultural, historic and linguistic region in southwestern Germany.
The name is ultimately derived from the medieval Duchy of Swabia, one of the German stem duchies, representing the historic settlement area of the Germanic tribe alliances named Alemanni and Suebi.
This territory would include all of the Alemannic German area, but th...
eh in my experience, they didn't seem that remarkable.
Meanwhile Rhodoks were hell nightmare to siege.
deutschland 
yeah
me spam huscalr
yeah the huscarl spam was so clutch for me.
win because I kill them all before they use all their bolts
the peasants will take their 12 articles by force ๐ฃ๏ธ
One city I hated with a passion?
Dhirm
holy shit I hated defending that.
It's literally situated between basically every faction
so it's always one of the first to get invaded whenever a war is declared
So i uh, really hate bullet spread in cp77
yes
spill issue
zo
you have this beautiful crosshair, and amazing sights, but nah rng can just tell you nah unless you use that one built
zozo shut
what
i have taken it upon myself to 1v1 every melee boss with my katana
dont think about it too hard I malded a little when you said skill issue
im sayin it to jaime
I hate vanilla guns in cyberpunk with a burning passion
Zozo shut
zozo shut down your pc
shitass weapon design
Ok, clamless behavior rn
game design is my passion
if a goober like me can play cyberbunk easily then anyone can
no
its just the spread is why
i love the revolvers a lot
you aim at someone at 3m away and it has more spread than the shotguns
also i actually really, realllllyyyyy love the driving now
in practice the player will respec from AR/SMG and use revolvers instead
or katanas
cruising through town at 120 and driving perfectly
the gameplay was never the highlight to me its the environment and the gigs
most the time i just spend walking around
eh yeah thats my issue, even if the missions are good, it falls apart if the gameplay isn't
not even drive unless its super far
yes
i dont play games fartass
I just modded it to make the combat f u n
play with deez
well present them
Nah heck that, play battlefield 1 and charge those white army scum with me
otag
bullets go where I aim but I also melt instantly if I dont immediately destroy the enemy
battlefield 1 was pretty cool
I will get it when sale
just stop making my bulelt sdeviate for no reason
play on hardest difficulty is so fun
I am yeah
thats the sort of gunplay I prefer in games. Rather than making everybody bullet sponges, make you and everybody else glass cannons instead
just used revolver and katana
im doing normal difficulty for the first playthrough, friend recommended
but even that gets trivial once ur build sets
AR/SMG is just unfun
im rocking shotgun, handgun and revolver
because of the shitass ARPG DPS balance
i had to use inferior weapons just to feel sumthin endgame
smart guns are terror and fear
6 guys dumping 45 rounds each that seek your ass
dum dum dee dam da
yeah the stupid spread and low damage per hit just makes the damage spong problem worse with smgs
how
i just love seeing the word Headshot
is really funni how alot of ppl have wayyy diff experience with the game bugs
i had none but then some say they always get bugs
even if your tracking is perfect less than half of your bullets will hit at mid range
it's practically only good at melee range
THIS
each fight is tense because both parties are dancing on a knifes edge, and when you combine this with ammo scarcity you end up counting bullets, or saving up to magdump a group of enemies
some people wont like getting hit for 80% of their health because a scavenger shoved an 870 in your gut, but hey, its a learning experience, check yer corners
thats the thing about bullet sponges though
and like, in the games i play, they get around having smgs be shit by just making almost all guns very powerful, provided you have the ammo for it, even the evil hell horrors can only take so many 9mm before becoming a pile of ash
I have no problem with bullet sponges, provided they arent everyone and a shotgun blast to the head does something
it's not fun to repeatedly plug someone at close range with two whole magazines at full auto just to see you only halved their HP
Outis, gun them down
which is the cyberpunk ARSMG experience mind you
smart guns are so ass
tf is a smart gun
homing bullets
are u even playing the game
are u .
??
homing bullets sounds boring
meanwhile losing half your health to a point blank shotgun makes more sense because that's a shotgun. thats just what shotgun do
don't let the boomstick man get close next time
im fine with it in specific situations - one of the boss characters in this game has 1100hp compared to most common enemies having 60-120hp, so like yea he can take a few rounds to the face, but like, he's still glassy compared to most ARPG style shooters
he can die in a single AKM mag if you land your headshots
yah
exactly
and like, managing to narrowly dodge a shot you know would end you is exhilarating
Man, i cant wait to actually meet adam smasher in the game, i'm sure it's gonne be so climactic a fight
its more fun with a few rebalance mods, it suffers from the same problem but far worse as AR/SMG because every shot will hit with a lock
the rpg balancing was the biggest turnoff for us when it came to cyberpunk. I just find no joy whatsoever in characters that are tanky for absolutely no reason
smartguns being paired with netrunning is fiddly and not having to aim is helpful
i did try that on my netrunner run and its just not worth it
cause vanilla smartguns suck ass
and cyberdeck despite nerfs is still the best weapon in the game
i need more money for a new shotgun
- wires for when i decide to go close
and some cyberware upgrades
the wires is great fun
I like the direction they took with smartgun/monowire being integrated with cyberdeck use
i cant lie the concepts behind the smartgun implementation sound cool as fuck
they should have stuck with a more canon interpretation tbh
smartguns are supposed to be the preem option
yea but in game theyre so doodoo
with expensive ammo to match
partially cause of generic ammo and partially cause of stupid ARPG balance
only exception i make is the phantom liberty weapon but i forgor the name of
random quickhack when u hit
fun fun 
no
u can mod them
No mods on the first playthrough
there are incendiary mods
is a law
not that mods tupid
thanks tho
mods as in the weapon upgrades
aint the incendiary high tier
wait
precision rifles have spread
lmao
the only one I used is the iconic triple burst you get from panam's questline
me no care it looks sick
its like panams but more hmm
Drown
drowning
go to work ec
when
baro tommorow or nah
Nah echo is bad at the game
no baro tmrw
no drowning
birb do u have necesse
wuh
what is this
is game
it looks like terraria
yea kinda like that

i need to give it a proper chance
who else played with us last time was it bot? cant member
our slave camp was thriving tho

Ahhh fockin lovely being woken up by a vacuum cleaner at 7:30 after going to bed at 4
๐
what game ya yaappin about?
necesse
wha?
looks like terria ripoff
Not tomorrow
It was xal before the free trial ended
no we had someone else
mistershark?
He joined later and not for long
I do remember he joined late
who was it 
your mom

Mistershark doesn't own the game, he played the trial
It wasn't, you joined his world
No
lemme find PROOF
Oh no zozo's got dementia
What memories? U must have short term memory
can u beat minecraft with dementia
Can you beat minecraft while under the influence of dementia? Is it even possible? Can it be done? Today, Iโm going to attempt to beat Minecraft with dementia. Is it even Possible? Can it be done? Today, iโm going to beat minecraft with dementia. Is it even possible? Can it be done? stick around to find out.
Zeerol forgot to check for proof
future timeline is just scuffed
can you beat minecraft with dementia
Learning about roads and how they connect a nation, the various ways to map them and materialize them into existence. Local, and collector. arterial roads, -- With asphalt, concrete or cobblestone and so forth. Thinking for 'Los since the Capital is in the west, and near the coast it'll be more developed as a whole as people go west, switching from the rough earthy roads to cobble and so forth -- So higher quality roads, with a few roads being exclusive to the military leading to the borders expanding north-east and east So it'll be like 35% developed in that regard. Hmm. But I should think through it individually, 25 states after all.
read a book i beg of you
you also need to consider the military disadvantage of road infrastructure
if you build a road then people can come to you
2 way...street haha
Never to many words to bad I ainโt reading em
but thats an economic advantage considering it brings in trade from further away
more immigration increases labour force and feeds the need for resources
as well as culture
I read enough when I was in school
Nor have u hahahaha
thats not a good response
considering it doesnt even follow any logic other than "i know you are but what am i"
Who needs logic
that aside, im not too fond of road planning or urban infrastructure
id much rather read about fluvial morphology
Just imagining a single stretch of road now, man... That's how quick the war lasted. That's hilarious, but you're absolutely right--I need to read up on more theories and all especially on infrastructure, the foundation is key. Just an intricate network, there would be some older one sets of roads long ago made for a different purpose.
All that stuff, I already messed up forgetting latitude helps play a hand in the climate of the country and such. Ahhhhh goodness
The gist being: The country is recently under new ownership after exiling the 'off-shoot' bastard son of a leader to the East, connected by the border. Well, under a new management but hey, progress at-least; With the natives instead. Has tons of resources too, being majorly tropical.
Again not reading that
you arent a nice canadian
Thanks for reminding me of that, @toxic relic. The big stuff can wait, for now--Just take it easy, me, and have fun and draw and write.
"Special thanks to Mr. Stink" plastered absolutely everywhere, like Hideo Kojima
and maybe the bridges the romans built in europe
balls
im a man deserving of praise yes
jork my ego
balls
And Hello Floofie, I hope your day is fine!
Why not?
Interesting, ahhh I see.
because it takes an hour to get there, and its pouring rain
and bus times will just be fucky
it is 1:00 AM and my brain does not want to function anymore
and i dont wanna walk
And hey, you did pull-in the weight by technicality, reminding me of everything and helping me.
Go the crab to bed
the floof wants to sleep but the rain is killing me
the imperial road is very culturally significant, might help the thought process to see the reasons and history of a big boy like that
might also help to read about places that intentionally didnt build roads
yes of course
im so powerful my mere presence on a social app inspires academic excellence
Awh, I see. Completely understandable, any modules or work they can send from the classes?
๐งโโ๏ธ
By being sick?
Okay... Okay, I won't put you on a pedestal. Goodness (โ ย โ ๏ผโ โโ ๏ผโ )
im not sick
hahahaha
its alr mate i cant handle compliments
Nah, I need to relax, you're right. -- You're just a human-bean who's been there and done that. Thanks, still. I'll go now, fun to check in!

Take it easy too, Floof! Peace.
why dont you go to class
because its 3 am
huh
classes start in 5 hours
was there any point where you considered that making decisions at 3 am was bad
and it seems the weather isnt getting better anytime soon
its not bad when i know the fate
maybe you should sleep for a few hours and then decide
im not walking in the rain for how ever long
how do you know
i have been tossing and turning for 4 hours, then i came here because i gave up
damn
this has happened multiple times
why did you come here
To bad ya donโt gots a jacket thatโs water proof
i dont know, i got nothing else to do
its more of the fact that i dont want to walk for a couple hours, its already bad enough taking public transport for an hour
only if my city focused on good public transport
Donโt ya love public bus? Thereโs weather in time or nowhere to be crabbing seen
i hate public bus
its either packed or you get no peace and quiet because of the local crazy person
I hate the first week of back to school, the one bus I take sometimes ainโt on time around that time
exactly my problem
but if it rains or snows here, the busses never come
and get delayed by like an hour
because lack of motivation or funding or something
What? Do they not know what snow is there?
Same as me, who needs boots in winter, when shoes can be boots, hahahaha
I hate winter boots
if it snows bad, the city doesnt plow the sidewalks here until a couple weeks after, so sometimes im literally trapped
i hate this city
i live right beside one of the major hospitals, so its nonstop sirens
Least in Edmonton they mostly keep the main roads clear as for the side roads or residential roads they could give a dam as there the last to be snow plowed
What?
edmonton is cool
Thereโs not much exciting stuff here
West ed?
ya
So big itโs like ikea but better
you say you dont have much to do, but the mall literally has everything
is that a positive
I donโt go out much
why would you want to visit a shopping center
โฆ. Why do u live in a small town or something?
thats like touring every maccas in europe
My thoughts exactly
no i live in the biggest city possible
for canada atleast
Toronto?
ya
why would you be infatuated with a shopping center then
has a theme park, waterpark, many things
No way Toronto is that big
its too big
bread and circuses
sounds like a nightmare
maybe
Toronto does it gots lots of hills? Or am I thinking of a a different city
What the crab is there to do in dam Toronto aside to cheer for hockey? Or football
Birmingham
echo do you live in birmingham
No
he lives in brussels
you seem like you live in newcastle
i knew u had a newcastle accent
Yes
hes a mix of everything
doubtful
No i am 100% swiss
Thatโs the worst place to live on the planet
lol no
What? Ur kidding?
Also cheese caves
In enlgand or something
i dunno, its always interesting
You really need to rewatch the video 
i enjoy turning humans into a roadside attraction yes
i know you have pr
thats if i go to like, east downtown
i mainly stay in my area
i never understood what downtown meant
Like roadkill
@surreal mirage do you want to hop on recon later if im not at my classes
And do what watch homeless people?
I dunno if i have time today
its all i can do while waiting for the shitty transport
zos watching andor
Good
agreed
Today and nightโฆ must be fun living near a Great Lake
our side of the lake is contaminated with e coli
me
What the crab is that shite?
Chat
its like the flu
Hi
hai
Hruuuu ?
i want to sleep
Reall
but the weather is affecting me
have u tried sleeping in a shelter
Just close the window
You gotta sleep inside
Is itโs the sea weather, also is it always damp in Toronto since itโs next to a Great Lake?
weeak
the rain is making my room humid, i have big headache, etc etc
Take paracetamol
in the summer very much so
Fix Canada's public transport
Build a new house
my walls are made out of concrete
Must be like. Rainforest then
So cold
im not joking, my walls are literally concrete
U live in a bunker or something?
no i live in a building that hasnt been redone since the 60s
huh much like my room
Bro lives in a primitive cave house
my room is enclosed surrounded by cinderblocks
we still have a parallel wiring system
Trapped forever
Iโm surprised there ainโt asbestos in those walls
Caves are for cave people
the building is so old, we have milk bottle compartments by our doors for the milkman back in the days
Caveman actually
they just painted over the compartment
Caveman and cavewoman actually
Hell the building should be a landmark also that ainโt a job no more right?
ya, they just didnt remove them
the building got flooded last month, and the sewage flooded the basement for a week, the smell was terrible
am just complaining about my city
U live on the bottom floor?
How did that affect u?
because the smell affected the entire building
Also why not find a place that ainโt gonna cave in on ya sometime?
Ya so?
does he know?
What?
What's going on in Canada
its like an average 2500 a month for a 1 bed 1 bath apartment WITHOUT INCLUDED HYDRO
That being on a ship is better than a stinky apartment?
Whatโs hydro? Power?
my place looks like a mansion compared to the rest
We get it you're rich
i dont want to be rude, but i assume you might be too young to understand the bad economy crisis we are having here
Buy me stellar blade
ยฃ60 
expensive
Iโm 21 bub, I ainโt young
I'm joking, it's something I'll buy on a hefty sale
Burn in hell newspaper burn in hell news, same with cable television
gift me it too :3

Ah yes the game of games, hahahaha
echo you owe me
Arushor
fetus
Clown
good observation
same as my steam
@surreal mirage look how amazing my room looks,
Wtf
what
@sacred schooner
WHY DID YOU PING HIM
tradition of what?
Aaaa me eyes flash banged
sorry!
No the tradition is enjoy winter and shut up and donโt complain about it. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
i complain alot
as is tradition
About what snow?
i dont like snow
How would u know?
Snow is poggers
To bad, enjoy the snow and cold u wimp
tradition
i am a wimp

Someone woke up cranky damn
clanky
Wrong
Hey is there a known modification to smartphones where it self destructs by compromising the battery?
samsung
lithium does that
No, u crab, as u ainโt lived in Canada so what do u know,
Americans call it lithum
tradition
nah I meant as an anti theft measure

Anti theft measure where it blows up the thief
thats just a bomb
i guess technically u could put a tiny thigmabob inside that could puncture the battery remotely
any sort of trigger really
a $70 phone with a broken screen
What's the point if you lose your phone
is this mark robers next video
oh shit 
"if i don't have it, no one will"?
so all the data inside is destroyed
Instead of glitter bomb it's just a bomb
Iโd say
Can't be accessed anyway with a password, you have to reset it
bomb with glitter shrapnel

You can overcome google frp, but no data
how about a phone that releases anthrax on command 
dont forget about the fart spray that shows up a minute after the body is laying on the floor
phone kill switch huh 
sounds like something from watch dogs
That gta 5 mission
that's straight up a bomb inside a phone not a torched battery
Where you plant a bomb in some guy's phone and it explodes on live stream
Technically that could be a thingy that makes battery explode, because it's too small
Since it fits in the phone without anyone noticing
Though li-on batteries don't explode
wait why are we trying to kill someone again with an ied
This was supposed to be a chat about phone theft prevention
turned into evidence
Imagine some phone explodes in America and chat logs trace back from some dude in Asia talking about theft prevention 

Turned what into evidence
the chat
Roadkill
i am not roadkill

greetings chat
I think it was my world, but I remember Echo joining
don't remember
has to be mistershark then
zee do you wanna have a movie night this week
also wait didn't necesse release its full game now?
SOONโข
okai buddy
I do the crucifying
invite me this instant
Thats my job
exactly
bot we must build the slave camp
Reminder to clean yo PC, i had this thing for a month now and it looks like dat
And trust me, in a household with a perfectionist, my room is clean as hell
bigger and better than before
Ah yes
We will have a slave island
(ignore the tape on the headset wires)
zee hates me
Reminds me of my middle school friend
also wait I remembered I saw a video on necesse
I do not know what this means
that apparently
total slava island
slaves are really good fighters
Slavery








