poaching animals in the lords fief? death for thee
#general_chat
karmic jetty
candid patio
well... if you started with just... 20 crickets... which like... you should be able to gather from outside if it is the right season... and then you just put them in like... a breeding terrarium... after like 3 months... you've probably bred enough assuming you could scale the habitats.
heavy ivy
Ive had a thing for sledgehammers lately and want some shorter ones in zomboiddd more mace sized
vital marten
I hunted a bird once in my backyard
toxic relic
well... if you started with just... 20 crickets... which like... you should be a...
what do you eat in the mean time
karmic jetty
well... if you started with just... 20 crickets... which like... you should be a...
thats too long of an investment
i wanna eat NOW!!!
toxic relic
you also need to make a terrarium
idk if you brought one with you in your survival scenario
candid patio
what do you eat in the mean time
all the crickets you can harvest after the original breeding set?
like from the wild
toxic relic
all the crickets you can harvest after the original breeding set?
what if theres not enough
toxic relic
okay but what if u carried a single bag of mushroom grow kit
ayo
onyx igloo
what do you eat in the mean time
dirt
karmic jetty
amogus
onyx igloo
Amongus
karmic jetty
candid patio
what if theres not enough
i'm obese enough to survive 90* days without food
vital marten
onyx igloo
i'm obese enough to survive 90* days without food
No
toxic relic
i'm obese enough to survive 90* days without food
survive doesnt mean youll be cognizant enough to do things later on
onyx igloo
What he said
toxic relic
by week 2 or 3 youd be so lethargic and dazed youd probably krill yourself doing something idiotic
thin wedge
okay but what if u carried a single bag of mushroom grow kit
shroomjak
frosty tulip
drink the salt water
karmic jetty
would there be mushrooms in the forest
frosty tulip
it is perfectly safe
thin wedge
karmic jetty
<:shroom:864179217973116959>
classic
thin wedge
bro think this is chiikawa
karmic jetty
one way to find out
heavy ivy
would there be mushrooms in the forest
stop eating random shrooms in the forest i am tired of all the people asking how to identify mushrooms without the perk that lets you indentify mushrooms
toxic relic
mushroom probably not a good idea tbh
frosty tulip
you should actually eat the death cap mushrooms
karmic jetty
if it grows on trees its safe trust
frosty tulip
they're so good, you'll never have to eat ever again
toxic relic
most people cant identify mushroom
karmic jetty
prolly taste like chiken
onyx igloo
There is one like that
candid patio
okay prior to the event that made all of the food disappear... you were a hobby potato grower and you learned how to grow them out of a large garbage wheelie bin. You have your in progress bin of potatoes in different phases of life and crickets that you can catch.
karmic jetty
ive been watchin lotso mushroom vids lmao
onyx igloo
I know to look for a big white puffball mushroom
toxic relic
okay prior to the event that made all of the food disappear... you were a hobby ...
ayoo
onyx igloo
Check the bottom for black
heavy ivy
mushroom probably not a good idea tbh
i lost my shit trying to debunk the zomboid identifying mushrooms thing
people do not realize that mushroom poison in zombiod is random
its random
you can't game it
just get the perk :sobs:
vital marten
the martian
The Martian?
karmic jetty
i lost my shit trying to debunk the zomboid identifying mushrooms thing
people d...
we are not talking about zomboi!!!
vital marten
The Martian?
I know how to find him!!
onyx igloo
Can you live off vodka
toxic relic
no
onyx igloo
Damn
toxic relic
as much as my balkan mind wishes
heavy ivy
we are not talking about zomboi!!!
:spearmasterevil:
prime blaze
Can you live off vodka
dear god no
onyx igloo
I thought I cooked with the vodka idea
toxic relic
🐔
vital marten
We just need paint thinner rag, sniff till slobbery, and then the android dude will come in
onyx igloo
Atleast you get entertainment
candid patio
what about water
you live near a murky slow moving river that gets a lot of runoff from local farms (mostly agriculture and not livestock).
vital marten
We just need paint thinner rag, sniff till slobbery, and then the android dude w...
He’ll say hey man you don’t have to do that anymore— the internets here
heavy ivy
the martian is peak
liked the movie, loved the book
toxic relic
you live near a murky slow moving river that gets a lot of runoff from local far...
murky
slow moving
runoff
im not drinking that
karmic jetty
local farms?
candid patio
no but you can water your potatoes and crickets with it
karmic jetty
why tf we surviving in a forest then
heavy ivy
mmm heavy metals and pesticides
toxic relic
drinking water
candid patio
local farms?
that was before all the food disappeared
the farm is there but all the crops died
vital marten
Damn
karmic jetty
vital marten
But wait
onyx igloo
Okay is there ponds or anything in this theoretical forest
toxic relic
so its a no blade of grass scenario
vital marten
The dirt is still there
karmic jetty
fertilizer
vital marten
Hm
karmic jetty
not even for compost
heavy ivy
you need good soil
if the grasslands die youre boned
toxic relic
not even for compost
🤔 the soil? bad idea i think-if you use it for compost itll lower the quality of the compost
you need nitrogen rich food for the shit pile
heavy ivy
1956? ooooh this is gonna be a good read
karmic jetty
potato
candid patio
so its a no blade of grass scenario
there's still plants that aren't food. some monster came and took or destroyed all of the food. If there was an apple tree... all the apples are picked, but the tree is there... but its been damaged in a way that it won't grow apples anymore.
toxic relic
there's still plants that aren't food. some monster came and took or destroyed a...
oh what
so the soil it fine
but some guy just took all the food on it
karmic jetty
toxic relic
what a lad
heavy ivy
so no easy access to human consumable food
toxic relic
1956? ooooh this is gonna be a good read
yeah its interesting, theres a movie too
book better imo
candid patio
so the soil it fine
yeah if you can find some seeds and grow shit and the environmental conditions are right you can grow anything.
heavy ivy
fine by me i usually read first
toxic relic
yeah if you can find some seeds and grow shit and the environmental conditions a...
ok damn
but you need food for now
what about drinking wter
did the monster piss in all the water
neat moat
yeah if you can find some seeds and grow shit and the environmental conditions a...
no you cant
oh wait
toxic relic
the fish is the monster
heavy ivy
just be warned it is from 1956
ayup
to be expected, but worth dealing with it for the story and may also offer insight into the thought patterns of the era
neat moat
wait no I still dispute that claim
candid patio
the monster took all the fish, insects, mammals, birds, etc creatures that aren't crickets
karmic jetty
bruh
neat moat
but its easy to dispute absolutes so I am being pedantic
heavy ivy
even if something is objectively shitty i want to learn why the creature in question came to that conclusion
toxic relic
ayup
to be expected, but worth dealing with it for the story and may also offer ...
yeah fair hahah, not soley dated in a sociopolitical sense but also in the writing style and such
karmic jetty
the monster is actually a cricket then
karmic jetty
is u sharkbait
toxic relic
i do also recommend the world the flesh and the devil 🤔 [ j.d. bernal ]
karmic jetty
ur the monster all along
heavy ivy
yeah fair hahah, not soley dated in a sociopolitical sense but also in the writi...
ahhh thats also fair, mayb will take longer to get through but i have nothing if not time
toxic relic
all good mate
neat moat
I became the very thing I sought to destroy
thin wedge
ur the monster all along
toxic relic
the monster took all the fish, insects, mammals, birds, etc creatures that aren'...
where do you get drinking water bro PLEASE
vital marten
Oh crap it’s that House 
thin wedge
he was the monster house (2006)
neat moat
I... dont think I can continue
thin wedge
all along
toxic relic
monster house is fucking hilarious
toxic relic
do you think bro shrexed the house
vital marten
<a:housekys:1273108352578224263>
karmic jetty
what
toxic relic
wasnt it his old fling or smth
neat moat
monster house is one of the best moobies of all time
toxic relic
wifr
onyx igloo
Monster house was my peak choice of halloween movie
thin wedge
do you think bro shrexed the house
if there a back door maybe
heavy ivy
i dont like the middle click paste but it does produce funny results when im fiddling with mouse and doing smth else
vital marten
Think about things
candid patio
where do you get drinking water bro PLEASE
what's wrong with the aforementioned brackish river? you can't boil and filter water?
neat moat
things to think about
thin wedge
la le lo le lo
toxic relic
what's wrong with the aforementioned brackish river? you can't boil and filter w...
will that filter out everything 🤔
onyx igloo
you know a couple years ago i was lowkey built like the blonde kid with a basketball in monster house
toxic relic
i would be overly cautious
heavy ivy
what's wrong with the aforementioned brackish river? you can't boil and filter w...
vapors can carry contaminants too and at least here in the states we have a pretty notorious history of horrible pesticides
my brain read your post as distilling the water
onyx igloo
you know a couple years ago i was lowkey built like the blonde kid with a basket...
i was kinda sensitive about it a while ago but now i just lost care about it after a while
frosty tulip
vapors can carry contaminants too and at least here in the states we have a pret...
agent orange is my favourite pesticide
toxic relic
im sure theres someone who became infatuated with a house
onyx igloo
yes
frosty tulip
im sure theres someone who became infatuated with a house
TLC probably done some episode about that already
onyx igloo
a terrible pesticide
toxic relic
alr bro
neat moat
there were other agents too, but everyone only talks about agent orange
toxic relic
TLC probably done some episode about that already
hahahah my thoughts exactly
onyx igloo
i believe it created the book a silent spring..?
karmic jetty
orange? agent the orange!
toxic relic
doofenshmirtz evil incorporated
neat moat
yes, the bioweapon known as agent orange wrote the book a silent spring
onyx igloo
wasnt it called a silent spring because the pesticide was killing birds
if my memory is correct
neat moat
doofenshmirtz evil incorporated
vital marten
AHHH
toxic relic
i believe it created the book a silent spring..?
no
that was ddt
and the wrong war
thin wedge
https://tenor.com/view/perry-the-platypus-platypus-gif-24916356
bober
neat moat
cdt
thin wedge
KURWAAAA
onyx igloo
Bober kurwa
neat moat
jole getting too close to uppy
neat moat
herbicide
thin wedge
yeah herbs are bad
neat moat
must be organic 🤓
toxic relic
eat more meat
eat my
neat moat
your what
onyx igloo
the delicious meal he spent many hours on
toxic relic
i have been working on it for hours yeah
candid patio
will that filter out everything 🤔
it would appear that you can make a fairly decent emergency water purification set with stuff you could get at a dollar store, like a coffee filter or panty hose, sand, gravel, some clay pots, and some cooking pots to boil the water in.
onyx igloo
Who is wearing Panty Hose
toxic relic
id still be too cautious haha
vital marten
Who is wearing Panty Hose
Fortunately painters have them
toxic relic
thats just me though
onyx igloo
you can still buy panty hose?
thin wedge
Who is wearing Panty Hose
beefcake pantyhose indeed
onyx igloo
ive never actually seen it in stores
neat moat
whats it and rich people's obsession with eating lab grown human flesh. I knew they wanted to consume the working class but I didnt think they'd take it so litteraly
vital marten
I use it to strain latex paint for brush/roll
candid patio
ive never actually seen it in stores
you've probably never looked?
rain mango
I found jason vorhees in build 42? he came out of a window of a building filled with corpses
tender igloo
ive never actually seen it in stores
lol
toxic relic
whats it and rich people's obsession with eating lab grown human flesh. I knew t...
the discreet charm of the bourgeoisie
idk what pantyhose is
tender igloo
they go on your head
onyx igloo
i dont really either
toxic relic
🤔
vital marten
Puppers are you a bank robber
candid patio
if you've ever been to a "dollar store" or a "corner pharmacy" than you probably have been to a store that sold panty hose.
toxic relic
american words
tender igloo
if you've ever been to a "dollar store" or a "corner pharmacy" than you probably...
that is what i was immediately thinking of
neat moat
idk what pantyhose is
vital marten
idk what pantyhose is
neat moat
men wear them too
toxic relic
op shop
neat moat
the opp shop?
onyx igloo
https://tenor.com/view/white-fishnet-stockings-stocking-tops-gif-162648149357473...
That looks more like fishnet
toxic relic
op shop
neat moat
I bet the op doesnt even sell shit for a dollar no more
thin wedge
idk what pantyhose is
something men used to wear
vital marten
I bet the op doesnt even sell shit for a dollar no more
Dollar tree 🥀
onyx igloo
something men used to wear
They also used to wear stilletos
toxic relic
something men used to wear
was it to secure the balls
onyx igloo
To increase height
candid patio
american words
I feel like the majority of people who are in the socioeconomic circumstances that would connect them to this channel have been to a big modern city before that had something even to the equivalent of a 7-11 or a general grocery store.
neat moat
those are high heels youre thinking about
neat moat
yeah
toxic relic
I feel like the majority of people who are in the socioeconomic circumstances th...
i know haha, those words are just very american
toxic relic
also its not just restricted to cities
vital marten
only good thing thry have are slushies
The big gulp is reasonably priced and a gas station with a rewards app? 7/11 is the only I’ve seen do that
candid patio
i know haha, those words are just very american
what would be some synonyms for other parts of the world? Bodega? Market?
thin wedge
only good thing thry have are slushies
probably dropped yours
toxic relic
conbini
onyx igloo
i usually call em gas stations
toxic relic
gas station why
neat moat
are the shops inconvenient
onyx igloo
thats usually what theyre connected to 90 percent of the time
toxic relic
are the shops inconvenient
no lol
onyx igloo
atleast here
toxic relic
theres at least 3 shops within 10 min walk from me
candid patio
i usually call em gas stations
i feel like a gas station is unlikely to carry panty hose unless it is in a highly urban area that gets a lot of foot traffic.
onyx igloo
if they arent connected to a gas i just call them a shop
toxic relic
convenience store seems like something america would make up becuase they dont have walkable cities
toxic relic
oh no we have to build another store next to our other store because we need more convenience
neat moat
but it is a convenient store
onyx igloo
i dont have 99c stores
thin wedge
i usually call em gas stations
they're pretty gas
onyx igloo
i have dollar stores tho i guess
thin wedge
candid patio
theres at least 3 shops within 10 min walk from me
do these shops sell cheap cookware, plastic laundry baskets, socks, and razor blades (for shaving)?
neat moat
I thought those went extinct
onyx igloo
Usually just call em dollar stores rather than a convience store
toxic relic
do these shops sell cheap cookware, plastic laundry baskets, socks, and razor bl...
yessir
candid patio
And dollar general
now you are too american
neat moat
nobody sells shit for a dollar anymore at thise stores
toxic relic
what if you dont use dollars
onyx igloo
now you are too american
i am in the middle of it sir yes
neat moat
Then you dont have them
toxic relic
no dollar store
candid patio
aldi is in most of europe
onyx igloo
what if you dont use dollars
Ruble Store
tacit meadow
Ye only time any ones selling somethiny for a dollar os some garbage u want gone from ur house
toxic relic
aldi is in most of europe
i dont live in europe
onyx igloo
I like Aldi
thin wedge
i dont live in europe
lidi then
toxic relic
also aldis is crazy
neat moat
aldi is in most of europe
Great now I can go and fit aldis nuts in yo mouth
onyx igloo
Aldi is my closest thing to enjoying europe right now
candid patio
i dont live in europe
i know, i'm just trying to hit broad audiences
onyx igloo
Kotimainen sounds finnish
tacit meadow
Woulsbt that be america then
toxic relic
thats one other continent
toxic relic
i know, i'm just trying to hit broad audiences
you shouldve said woolworths bro
thats in most commonwealth countries
candid patio
thats one other continent
first of all europe doesn't meet the definition of a continent
onyx igloo
Ahem Kotimainen olut
toxic relic
first of all europe doesn't meet the definition of a continent
bruh what
tacit meadow
tender igloo
Aldi is my closest thing to enjoying europe right now
do we have that here
neat moat
Europe is only a contonent cus they had the bigger guns first
onyx igloo
Yes
tacit meadow
https://tenor.com/view/getting-fat-pop-belly-fat-acceptance-overweight-gif-16773...
Broad
vital marten
do we have that here
I see ads for it
onyx igloo
I have a few Aldis near me
vital marten
We must have it
toxic relic
europe is a continent
onyx igloo
Its kind of funny how I have a cuban restaurant in my itty bitty town
onyx igloo
I never expected such things in the middle of the US
thin wedge
europe is a continent
urpeein indeed
toxic relic
okay pizza guy 
i only said it cause of what slappy said
charred lion
Europe is my favourite capital of Monaco, the continent
tender igloo
I see ads for it
can i find my lipton sparkling tea in it lol
young kelp
Also how deep and high is a country's land
toxic relic
bro explain
tacit meadow
Xd
toxic relic
tectonic plates
young kelp
Like is the whole land all the way to the core part of the country?
young kelp
And how high is the limit
vital marten
can i find my lipton sparkling tea in it lol
No they have Benner apparently
candid patio
europe is a continent
there is no significant natural boundary separating it from a different continuous landmass (asia).
young kelp
Like when does it stop being a country
neat moat
I will not explain the shitpost
young kelp
And start being space
onyx igloo
One time I saw my great aunts two fatass dogs shoving eachothers faces into eachother to recieve pets and I thouggt of the tectonic plates
candid patio
europe is a region of the continent called "eurasia."
toxic relic
there is no significant natural boundary separating it from a different continuo...
so what
charred lion
there is no significant natural boundary separating it from a different continuo...
The humble Ural mountains, a very significant natural boundary
toxic relic
yeah
tender igloo
No they have Benner apparently
when iw as there i found some sparkling thingie lipton and i cant find it here lol
toxic relic
also does that mean that north and south america are one continent
charred lion
europe is a region of the continent called "eurasia."
hi so this is incorrect, Europe and Asia are distinct continents and universally recognised as such
neat moat
shouldnt India be its own continent then?
tender igloo
gimme my tea!
neat moat
Those are very significant natural boundaries
toxic relic
shouldnt western asia be its own continent because of the caucasus mountains
neat moat
why not
candid patio
also does that mean that north and south america are one continent
they were before the panama canal.
tender igloo
tacit meadow
Wait, i was thinking indonesia
charred lion
Last I checked your drawings have no effect on the greater geography of the world
heavy ivy
shouldnt western asia be its own continent because of the caucasus mountains
i think it would be really funny if west coast united states became its own country because of the rocky mountains
candid patio
the suez canal divides africa and asia
tacit meadow
United states is its own country
charred lion
they were before the panama canal.
the Panama canal is not a natural boundary
I'm just following your own logic pal
candid patio
The humble Ural mountains, a very significant natural boundary
are you arguing that Moscow is a european city?
charred lion
are you arguing that Moscow is a european city?
Yes, it is
neat moat
also the Panama canal isnt that significant in the grand scheme of things
toxic relic
the definition of continent isnt static to be very honest but arguing that asia/europe isnt as real as eurasia needs further clarification that holds its own
charred lion
A European city
heavy ivy
the banana canal is still pretty neat though
the evergreen...
candid patio
the Panama canal is not a natural boundary
if you are not counting canals than I think that eurasia + africa are 1 continent. I think no part of oceana represents a continent.
toxic relic
there are different definitions and different names for what are categorised as continental landmasses
the asia/europe divide fits into this as does eurasia
charred lion
if you are not counting canals than I think that eurasia + africa are 1 continen...
I think you should show us your diploma in the study of geography and geological formation of the planet :)
tacit meadow
I thought eurasia was a region not a continent or something
ivory grail
I crave or the sweet sweet taste of sleep... or death i wouldn't mind any if I can shut my brain down for atleast 10 minutes
tacit meadow
Isnt not even a landmass tho
toxic relic
the continents are still asia/europe though
tacit meadow
Theres so many sland in it, including aus and nz
toxic relic
what
charred lion
Eurasia is a wider region spanning several continents, as well being the name of the underlying tectonic plate
neat moat
I crave or the sweet sweet taste of sleep... or death i wouldn't mind any if I c...
Didn't even mention me once smh my head
vital marten
How much dirt do I need to create a land mass
toxic relic
Isnt not even a landmass tho
dude eurasia not australasia
charred lion
How much dirt do I need to create a land mass
some dirt
toxic relic
or oceania
candid patio
And it is widely considered by experts globally
I have researched this and it appears to be true. I have always considered Russia a country in Asia.
ivory grail
Didn't even mention me once smh my head
Eww gurt
neat moat
How much dirt do I need to create a land mass
a lot
toxic relic
eurasia is the europe/asia landmass
neat moat
Im killing sleepy
toxic relic
oceania or australasia is australia/nz and the islands
ivory grail
I swear he thrive in poison
toxic relic
Eurasia is a wider region spanning several continents, as well being the name of...
yeah real
ivory grail
No matter what type of poison I use on him he survives
charred lion
I have researched this and it appears to be true. I have always considered Russi...
Russia is widely considered to be both European and Asian as it is on both continents
majority rule buddy
neat moat
poison seller, I need your weakest poison
toxic relic
im not knowledgeable in this but peks explanation aligns with my understanding
candid patio
the continents are still asia/europe though
pluto is a planet and eurasia is a continent and I am steadfast in those beliefs
charred lion
im not knowledgeable in this but peks explanation aligns with my understanding
yeah I studied this in detail academically for several years
toxic relic
pluto is a planet and eurasia is a continent and I am steadfast in those beliefs
youd be wrong
lol
your belief doesnt mean anything
tacit meadow
oceania or australasia is australia/nz and the islands
Idk, past there being 7 continents i never rrally paid more attention
toxic relic
science doesnt require belief
charred lion
pluto is actually a neutron star
tender igloo
pluto is a planet and eurasia is a continent and I am steadfast in those beliefs
pluto is a star
tacit meadow
I didnt know eurasia and oceania were different
Tjought it was diff word same places
toxic relic
no
frosty tulip
lmao what
ivory grail
Pluto is Pluto 
vital marten
Pluto on my Roku
tender igloo
its clearly a black hole
charred lion
Tjought it was diff word same places
Oceania covers Australia, New Zealand, and some of the Pacific islands, meanwhile Eurasia covers Europe and majority of Asia
tender igloo
tacit meadow
See, iv definately seen australia get included in eurasia tho
toxic relic
yeah I studied this in detail academically for several years
makes sense, thanks for providing more information haha, refined my thoughts on this and articulated it better 👍
tacit meadow
Is that just objectively wrong
ivory grail
Let me true human and add Pluto back into our solar system we can "colonized" it and just say it our
toxic relic
See, iv definately seen australia get included in eurasia tho
you havent
no way you have
charred lion
Is that just objectively wrong
It absolutely is
tacit meadow
you havent
I have
neat moat
it is in our hearts
tacit meadow
Lmfao
candid patio
Eurasia aligns better with modern earth science. Europe's "continent" status has no physical justification. Some could even consider the classification of Europe as a continent to be rooted in white supremacy!
tender igloo
europa
charred lion
Is this guy fr
yeah let's throw out hundreds of years of geographical, tectonic, and cartographic study
this guy is clearly right because he says so
karmic jetty
new kurtis conner i hardly know er
toxic relic
i saw it
neat moat
zo go to bed
karmic jetty
im gonna watch
toxic relic
zo works today dude
karmic jetty
zo go to bed
its almost noon
candid patio
yeah let's throw out hundreds of years of geographical, tectonic, and cartograph...
The land is uninterrupted from portugal all the way to eastern siberia! No tectonic rift, sea, or fault line marks a real continental boundary!
karmic jetty
i will nap later
vital marten
Zo have some coffee
neat moat
time for nappy
karmic jetty
i work night
neat moat
take your juice box
charred lion
The land is uninterrupted from portugal all the way to eastern siberia! No tecto...
The humble Pyrenees:
Okay big idea here man
neat moat
not so humble
charred lion
If you're going off of tectonics
languid meadow
what humble
charred lion
Eurasia wasn't always Eurasia
thin wedge
zool do be watching netflix slop
candid patio
The humble Pyrenees:
are you arguing that only land west of the pyrenees is tectonically europe?
charred lion
No I'm arguing that it is not uninterrupted from Portugal to eastern siberia
Alps, Pyrenees, Urals, all formed by collisions of different continents and plates
Like 275 million years ago the Urals were formed by the COLLISION OF TWO DIFFERENT CONTINENTS known as Laurasia and Kazakhstania
ivory grail
time for nappy
Gurt I want to nappy but you didn't tuck me in
neat moat
Its cus you called me gross and pepper sprayed me
toxic relic
zealandia is a continent
candid patio
Alps, Pyrenees, Urals, all formed by collisions of different continents and plat...
if this is your argument then you are also arguing that western and eastern north america are divided by the sierra nevada mountain range
karmic jetty
zeelandia
neat moat
old zlealand
neat moat
it got constantenopaled
charred lion
if this is your argument then you are also arguing that western and eastern nort...
Actually no because, shocker, different parts of the world have different histories, conditions, and events
toxic relic
if you're going off plates then shouldnt india, the phillipines and western asia be their own continents
thin wedge
zeelander more like
ivory grail
Its cus you called me gross and pepper sprayed me
Not my fault you ugly as hell
thin wedge
charred lion
maybe we should go back to Pangea to appease Slappy
Hell, let's go back even further to before land existed at all
toxic relic
cinema
charred lion
No more continent disputes
neat moat
and central america 🤔
central America needs more love so I agree with this
charred lion
Continents no longer exist
mellow birch
I’ve heard multiple contradictory definitions of continents before
toxic relic
the classification of continents is arbitrary
thin wedge
central America needs more love so I agree with this
more cartels
charred lion
Consequently Slappy no longer exists and so this conversation never happened and never will happen
rain mango
haaaiiii meow
toxic relic
I’ve heard multiple contradictory definitions of continents before
yeah from my understanding theres a few
few
neat moat
Actually, Im not sure where most of the drug cartels even are
karmic jetty
europe isnt a continent
rain mango
yes it is
thin wedge
Actually, Im not sure where most of the drug cartels even are
not in the forest
despite having chainsaws
vital marten
charred lion
europe isnt a continent
you live in Indonesia mate
candid patio
Actually no because, shocker, different parts of the world have different histor...
"continent" feels like it shouldn't be effected by histories and events. it should be scientific term. like kilogram or centimeter.
That's like saying an isthmus is only an isthmus if it is culturally agreed upon.
neat moat
cartels always operate where the monie is
karmic jetty
you live in Indonesia mate
pfft i would never
rapid moth
Actually, Im not sure where most of the drug cartels even are
most of mexico the us and canada
mellow birch
europe isnt a continent
depends on which definition you’re going by
charred lion
"continent" feels like it shouldn't be effected by histories and events. it shou...
Do you know what histories and events are
rapid moth
theres alot of influence
rain mango
continents are big parts of the world with cool names
rain mango
africa europe asia north central & south amerima
rapid moth
I dont think canada has cartels
the hells angels have mutliple business ties to the cartels down in mexico
neat moat
are they like, big? Or are they more like outposts
rain mango
all big parts of the world with cool names
toxic relic
sociology is a science
rain mango
meow
rapid moth
the hells angels have a mssive influence in canada
toxic relic
sociologically continents are divided differently, compared to geologiclly
rain mango
hello angels are american based no?
spiffo'd
rapid moth
hello angels are american based no?
crime is everywhere sadly
mellow birch
"continent" feels like it shouldn't be effected by histories and events. it shou...
there are multiple scientific definitions of continent which is part of the problem
charred lion
Slappy you're right, let's say continents aren't affected by histories and events. Your wish has been granted, continents never formed and never will
rapid moth
and the hells angels are definetly not just american based
neat moat
I guess it goes to show that its all interconnected
rapid moth
I think people just don't understand the scale of crimme inbetween north america and mexico
mellow birch
I see no problem with colloquially using history and culture to define the usage of the word
toxic relic
yeah idk slappy it sounds like you just have a weird opinion on this and want to justify it with pieces of knowledge which doesnt work
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/cope-lollipop-chainsaw-gif-22125921
this game was so goofy I loved it
heavy ivy
https://techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/kohler-unveils-a-camera-for-your-toilet/
these are not things i needed to know
charred lion
onyx yarrow
Why do people need a $600 camera to tkae pics of your poop kek
karmic jetty
https://techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/kohler-unveils-a-camera-for-your-toilet/
599!!!!
rapid moth
Why do people need a $600 camera to tkae pics of your poop kek
maybe health reasons
heavy ivy
Why do people need a $600 camera to tkae pics of your poop kek
dont forget the 30$ a month subscription
vital marten
This is terrible
charred lion
dont forget the 30$ a month subscription
And don't forget the account that for some reason requires 2FA and a biometric login
rain mango
hi
candid patio
yeah idk slappy it sounds like you just have a weird opinion on this and want to...
that's fair but I have considered the arguments presented against the theory and find them to be equally uncompelling.
toxic relic
that's fair but I have considered the arguments presented against the theory and...
again thats fine
rain mango
is there a scientific explanation for why i get so depressed when i lie down to sleep
karmic jetty
the heck is performative male
vital marten
That’s an actor right?
charred lion
is there a scientific explanation for why i get so depressed when i lie down to ...
your instagram reels are hardwired to detect the time and show you super depressing shit
karmic jetty
im watchin kurtis
toxic relic
🧍♂️ 🕺
rain mango
your instagram reels are hardwired to detect the time and show you super depress...
i dont use instagram
toxic relic
a performing male
neat moat
is there a scientific explanation for why i get so depressed when i lie down to ...
understimulatuon. You're alone with your thoughts
charred lion
the heck is performative male
labubu matcha feminist literature bringing a baby goat to an artisanal coffee shop just to "perform" for women
rain mango
understimulatuon. You're alone with your thoughts
thats probably it
charred lion
i dont use instagram
And I was making a joke 😭
rain mango
id have more friends to talk to but
toxic relic
labubu matcha feminist literature bringing a baby goat to an artisanal coffee sh...
im glad im a gay man
rain mango
i drive every one away
toxic relic
is baby goat slang
charred lion
im glad im a gay man
I'm also glad you're a gay man 🫦
charred lion
is baby goat slang
no like you bring a literal baby goat just to make women think you're cute and good with animals
toxic relic
I'm also glad you're a gay man 🫦
i have boyfriend sorry
neat moat
i drive every one away
you have people to talk to no?
charred lion
i have boyfriend sorry
dw I was joking
rain mango
you have people to talk to no?
not really
karmic jetty
all in le head
rain mango
all asleep or busy
rain mango
you lost me at labubu matcha feminist
charred lion
Every single woman I know sees right through the whole performative thing, even more so since it's become such a big thing online
neat moat
labubu matcha feminist literature bringing a baby goat to an artisanal coffee sh...
the baby goat is a sacrifice to bal to overthrow the heteronormotive patriarchy and replace it with a matriarchial non monogomous pedicody
obviously
karmic jetty
labubu labubu
charred lion
https://tenor.com/view/hoi4-micromanage-gif-20717885
I went to the bar today and a pretty girl tried talking to me so I pulled up Spaceflight Simulator mobile and performed an injection into Martian orbit
karmic jetty
rain mango
god i fucking hate south park so much
karmic jetty
inferior copy
thin wedge
https://tenor.com/view/hoi4-micromanage-gif-20717885
hoi4 indeed
charred lion
Yeah lately I've just been telling women I build rockets in Kerbal Space Program and they dig it for some reason
mellow birch
Yeah lately I've just been telling women I build rockets in Kerbal Space Program...
finding all the cool women
charred lion
inferior copy
It's a satisfactory copy for the mobile platform when the original lacks a mobile version
neat moat
start digging twin
rain mango
god i fucking hate south park so much
crude humor shock value garbage
mellow birch
good for you pek
charred lion
finding all the cool women
I'm on that nonchalant esoteric shit tho
toxic relic
Yeah lately I've just been telling women I build rockets in Kerbal Space Program...
i cant comment on why women like this but it goes hard bro
charred lion
I take shots of rum and gamble at the table
karmic jetty
It's a satisfactory copy for the mobile platform when the original lacks a mobil...
what are u talkin about 
mellow birch
I'm on that nonchalant esoteric shit tho
mm wym?
neat moat
thats a lot of Es
charred lion
in the end I just broke even
toxic relic
is that esoteric
mellow birch
hm
charred lion
is that esoteric
no the esoteric bit comes from the deep melancholy in my eyes
toxic relic
isnt that just healthy
charred lion
Despite the lack of light within them
mellow birch
I'm finally okay with being single
yeah I don’t see how that correlates to what you said before
neat moat
eyes dont produce light
toxic relic
no the esoteric bit comes from the deep melancholy in my eyes
are you balkan
neat moat
dumbass
karmic jetty
charred lion
are you balkan
slavic
charred lion
I do
vital marten
Do the thing Bart
mellow birch
I’m american and I do the squat
charred lion
I'm really tall so my back hurts all the time and the Slavic squat helps
mellow birch
it is genuinely more comfortable than sitting on my ass
onyx igloo
honestly the slav squat is a comfortable pose
neat moat
I only do the squad when Im taking a dookie
charred lion
I’m american and I do the squat
Do you do it PROPERLY though
onyx igloo
is there a diagram
charred lion
Feet fully flat planted on the floor, with your posterior nearly at the same height as your ankles
mellow birch
Do you do it PROPERLY though
probably not, I’m sitting on my heels practically
frosty tulip
I only do the squad when Im taking a dookie
you invite the squad to watch you dookie?
toxic relic
racist
HAHAH real though everyone in that region has the same look in their eyes when they reach a certain age
frosty tulip
that's a bit weird bro
neat moat
that's a bit weird bro
its training
toxic relic
i know because i got there
mellow birch
Feet fully flat planted on the floor, with your posterior nearly at the same hei...
well maybe I am then
karmic jetty
im private parts reporting for doodie
toxic relic
just like my father
neat moat
we do compettitive shitting
vital marten
that's a bit weird bro
Blue collar shenanigans
mellow birch
I just don’t know the proper form for the slav squat
charred lion
HAHAH real though everyone in that region has the same look in their eyes when t...
yeah the light in my eyes has left me so hard that when people peer pressure me to smoke I think about how cool it would look in the rain
mellow birch
I squat because it comfy and masking is cringe
onyx igloo
I usually use the front of my feet
charred lion
I usually use the front of my feet
Not a real Slavic squat then 💔
charred lion
I squat because it comfy and masking is cringe
I mask every second of every day but it's a diff kind of masking
neat moat
you have to have your feet flat
onyx igloo
my fatass would fall over if it tried planting my feet entirely dude
mellow birch
I usually use the front of my feet
I do that if I want to balance
toxic relic
my fatass would fall over if it tried planting my feet entirely dude
wrong brother
charred lion
https://tenor.com/view/emo-skype-emoji-hair-flip-gif-21389389
Yeah this is me my eyes are perfect white circles and my hair is shiny
onyx igloo
wrong brother
Fine
toxic relic
the extra weight on the stomach just increases your stability
mellow birch
but usually I squat with feet flat, sitting on my ankles
toxic relic
the only reason you fall over is because you're not trained
onyx igloo
my stomache is getting in the way lmao
charred lion
the only reason you fall over is because you're not trained
I've trained to do it really low even with a really heavy backpack
candid patio
the only reason you fall over is because you're not trained
how to train?
charred lion
my stomache is getting in the way lmao
Get rid of it
toxic relic
I've trained to do it really low even with a really heavy backpack
school days
toxic relic
how to train?
practice
onyx igloo
Get rid of it
dude ive tried
mellow birch
my legs don’t like the feeling of sitting down on my ass with my thighs going out and being pulled down
bad sensory a lot of the time
charred lion
<:chadhandshake:1127839441789124708> school days
i lowk did that just a week ago barely
less than
mellow birch
so squat it is
onyx igloo
i felt myself straining my legs trying to fully plant my feet
toxic relic
squatting is good on cold days when you dont want to let your balls touch freezing concrete
charred lion
backpack full with electronic shit, granted it was easier coz I actually positioned shit inside correctly
karmic jetty
weak
onyx igloo
to who
karmic jetty
all of you 
toxic relic
erhm
charred lion
zozo you live in Indonesia
mellow birch
also
candid patio
yall sound like irl kenshi strength grinding
charred lion
FUCK
toxic relic
im a master of the asian and slavic squat
neat moat
mylasia
karmic jetty
why is chat doxxing me
neat moat
milasia
onyx igloo
all of you <:you:1020885952639541288>
mods put a rubber band around their thighs until it explodes like a watermelon
mellow birch
if anyone figures out how tf to turn off discord’s double tap to react an emoji feature
toxic relic
perfectly designed man
mellow birch
please tell me
charred lion
tips fedora M'lasia
toxic relic
if anyone figures out how tf to turn off discord’s double tap to react an emoji ...
plugin
toxic relic
*tips fedora* M'lasia
HAHAHHAA
mellow birch
I hate that mobile update and I cannot find an option
toxic relic
plugin
onyx igloo
mobile does suck
toxic relic
custom client mobile
charred lion
delete discord
onyx igloo
i accidently tap people and almost ping them
neat moat
yes
toxic relic
america
charred lion
neat moat
as god intended
onyx igloo
I pronounce it like muhlasia
karmic jetty
🦅
toxic relic
🦅
mellow birch
plugin
I have an iphone because I got my phone when a family member got a bundle. Does the ios version have a plugin for this?
neat moat
🦅
toxic relic
erhh no idea
onyx igloo
Is it muhlasia
toxic relic
sorry man
charred lion
I have an iphone because I got my phone when a family member got a bundle. Does ...
no sorry
mellow birch
:c
toxic relic
ios usually sucks balls with custom shit
mellow birch
yeah
charred lion
Yeah
toxic relic
Is it muhlasia
no
charred lion
It's assballs to jailbreak an iPhone
toxic relic
real
mellow birch
I’d have something other than an iphone if I could afford it
charred lion
Android keeps it simple
toxic relic
nah fair dude
onyx igloo
how do you train a proper slav squat
charred lion
I’d have something other than an iphone if I could afford it
The casino:
mellow birch
but I intend to use this phone until it doesn’t work well anymore
toxic relic
Android keeps it simple
the upcoming ban on sideloading:
neat moat
by doing a proper Slavic squat
candid patio
my work phone is an iphone and I hate it
neat moat
simple as
onyx igloo
Whats Sideloading
charred lion
how do you train a proper slav squat
You get a mortgage loan and put it all on red at the roulette wheel
toxic relic
how do you train a proper slav squat
practice and form
onyx igloo
practice and form
really helpful
toxic relic
Whats Sideloading
its how modified applications work on mobile
onyx igloo
oh
neat moat
youre overcomplicating it
onyx igloo
i do that alot sorry
charred lion
just do that and train like that going up and down
neat moat
My Slavic squat is more like a gremlin huddle
charred lion
And then just
onyx igloo
not sure if i should be doing that at 11am it sounds
onyx igloo
strange
mellow birch
yes
onyx igloo
strange night activities
charred lion
move your feet further forward and train squatting with that support further away
type sho
ahi
shi
FAHHHH
toxic relic
the big thing is heels down
onyx igloo
ok i will do in the morning
charred lion
yeah heels down
toxic relic
otherwise you're a capitalist spy
charred lion
feet FLAT
toxic relic
haha
candid patio
the big thing is heels down
its really hard to bend my knees much at all with my heels flat
neat moat
is the slavic squat supposed to reduce blood flow to your legs a little?
charred lion
otherwise you're a capitalist spy
russian accent kapitalism maybe not so bad
charred lion
is the slavic squat supposed to reduce blood flow to your legs a little?
Probably
I don't think about what it does to my body I just do it
Big strong slav
same for alcohol
💪
charred lion
The Slavic part or the alcoholic part
charred lion
Because I don't have a car yet and if they found out about my drinking habits they wouldn't let me get one
charred lion
I'm not that bad actually I'm exaggerating for dramatic effect
I do drink pretty heavy
But
Not frequently
Sometimes I microdose
toxic relic
its really hard to bend my knees much at all with my heels flat
sorry i had to shit
practice
its probably because you are not flexible
neat moat
I thought everyone there was a high functioning alcoholic
onyx igloo
im a low functioning non-alcoholic
karmic jetty
oh its deepavali today
thin wedge
CUM ON INGLANDER
onyx igloo
do i get a buff yet
toxic relic
*russian accent* kapitalism maybe not so bad
пиши кур и бегай ahahahah
neat moat
why tf is everyone in the UK
thin wedge
SCORE SUM FAKIN GOAL
charred lion
why tf is everyone in the UK
Job opportunity
thin wedge
or czech
thin wedge
toxic relic
I don't actually speak russian
its bulgarian 
neat moat
bwahahaha
karmic jetty
du ist deutscher
tropic smelt
charred lion
its bulgarian <:pain:721361533577330698>
I see Cyrillic I assume most spoken language with Cyrillic script
toxic relic
theyre worse than estonia
toxic relic
I see Cyrillic I assume most spoken language with Cyrillic script
you pain me bro but at least you're polish
neat moat
The consequences of not learning Łemko
lęmon
karmic jetty
who polish u
charred lion
Google Łemko for me you might learn something cool today
charred lion
who polish u
nail
onyx igloo
Łime?
onyx igloo
Subgroup of Rusyns?
karmic jetty
ur a lemon
toxic relic
its crazy making fun of poland when theyve been getting raw dogged from all sides since the first grandma looked out of the window
toxic relic
but its still fun
charred lion
its crazy making fun of poland when theyve been getting raw dogged from all side...
and we're still here despite it all
toxic relic
not as cool as georgie
charred lion
and going strong
toxic relic
georgia my goat
onyx igloo
Clothing is pretty cool
charred lion
not as cool as georgie
Georgia's time will come they're not fully at peace yet
neat moat
dude will not stop glazing Georgia
neat moat
mid state
neat moat
Are you even georgan, I forget
charred lion
<:pissking:1314789737893990472>
I'm sure they're cool but you can't judge them on their position of getting fucked when they're still actively being fucked (albeit internally)
neat moat
have to be
toxic relic
Are you even georgan, I forget
no lmao
charred lion
So we wait until they conquer this current stride
neat moat
what why???
neat moat
why do you like Georgia much
toxic relic
I'm sure they're cool but you can't judge them on their position of getting fuck...
yeah i agree
i just fuck with georgia hard
its not objective
charred lion
why do you like Georgia much
Coz Atlanta is pretty cool
toxic relic
why do you like Georgia much
im an enigmatic man
at least i dont froth at the mouth for macedonia
like everyone else in my country
toxic relic
the peach state
charred lion
Or Asian I forget
toxic relic
HAHAHAH
karmic jetty
not a continent
toxic relic
asking a georgian whether or not theyre asian would be like asking a serbian about kosovo
charred lion
Although this is one of the moments where I'd say I'd possibly call Georgia a "Eurasian* country because it's not clear whether they're geographically within Asia or Europe
karmic jetty
eurasia is a continet
charred lion
Same for Armenia, Azerbaijan
charred lion
yes but Caucasus doesn't cover enough ground to decide the country's continent of origin
neat moat
wait
toxic relic
turkey mentioned
half of germany rises up
neat moat
arent Caucasians from India
toxic relic
thats disproven
charred lion
would part of turkiye count too
well Istanbul is also very widely considered a city on two continents, Asia and Europe, so it could be said that the western part of Istanbul, and the following part of Turkey, is European and then the opposite mainland is Asian
neat moat
what
toxic relic
the racial term
karmic jetty
i finished the kurtis vid
toxic relic
well Istanbul is also very widely considered a city on two continents, Asia and ...
yeah understandable
charred lion
arent Caucasians from India
No, Caucasians are Armenians, Azerbaijanis, Georgians, and then possibly some Ukrainians/Turks originating very close to the 3 main countries