general_chat

[toxic relic]

wounded man is one sketch

from the der krieg series

[tall glen]

my mental state rn

[toxic relic]

about otto's experience in the first world war being a soldier

[neat moat]

see I told you

Oops ping

[toxic relic]

i think he wanted to rebel against romantic styles in the same vein as karl rosenkranz's aesthetics of ugliness

almost surgical but still chaotic

[prime blaze]

rainmaker has some serious issues lmfao

[half kettle]

Makes sense, war isnt cool

[toxic relic]

real

[toxic relic]

no

[graceful dust]

i have complicated feelings abt war art but i can appreciate that nobody is looking at that one & going "i wanna be that guy"

[half kettle]

But i cant find theimages themselves

Only people talking about it

[toxic relic]

what

[tall glen]

wanna here my valid rant for the week

Fartass

[toxic relic]

the moma has an exhibition on it mate

[toxic relic]

not really but you can do whatever man

[graceful dust]

is the img just not coming up

[rain mango]

Poopie

[neat moat]

stink do you think the monalisa is overrated?

[toxic relic]

overrated how

[tall glen]

I was at a pub restaurant thing, and I saw flatbread pizzas were on sale

so I got the pizza margarhit

[toxic relic]

https://www.moma.org/s/ge/collection_ge/objbyppib/objbyppib_ppib-12_sov_page-37.html

[tall glen]

you know the classic

[neat moat]

I hear its one of the best art peices ever made, and the painting is always surrounded by people trying to see it

[tall glen]

guess what they did to me

[toxic relic]

https://www.moma.org/s/ge/collection_ge/objbytag/objbytag_tag-vo63259_sort-5.html

[tall glen]

this pizza margarhita, CONTAINED NO FUCKING BASIL

[half kettle]

Thanks!

[toxic relic]

anyone who says its the best is a loser

maybe for the layman

[half kettle]

That wasnt showing for me

[toxic relic]

nw my man

[neat moat]

true

is it good though?

[surreal mirage]

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday

[toxic relic]

yes

[neat moat]

To me it feels, flat

[toxic relic]

very

[neat moat]

Interesting

[toxic relic]

thats odd

[tall glen]

nobody?

[toxic relic]

because i think its good for its ability to convery emotion

[tall glen]

agree's about the basil

[toxic relic]

i dont care about food

[neat moat]

Thats the thing the peice doesnt really communicate anything to me

[toxic relic]

fair enough

[neat moat]

it feels like a space filler

[surreal mirage]

Fart needs that one kebab that changes his life

[graceful dust]

fucked

[shrewd zinc]

We need help the server of mod project france this fact attacked by bots if someone can do something

Sry My English is bad

[tall glen]

slaps fart with fresh basil

[toxic relic]

brother

[limpid phoenix]

What

[toxic relic]

ive had better kebabs than you

[tall glen]

a pizza margahritta is the original pizza

[surreal mirage]

Idk man

[tall glen]

well kinda,

[toxic relic]

i still dont care about food

[surreal mirage]

German doner kebabs in Switzerland slap

[tall glen]

but its just tomato, cheese and fresh basil

[toxic relic]

ahh germany

the second turkish state

[shrewd zinc]

Pls

[toxic relic]

if you think so

its your interpretation

[surreal mirage]

What's the current discussion

[toxic relic]

art

[tall glen]

fart stop hogging the chat in both rooms

[graceful dust]

i mean i feel like war art always comes off like trying too hard to give soldiers the respect everyone thinks theyre due to portray things the way they rly are. just ends up valorizing deaths that were in reality pretty pathetic & awful. im not getting that here 👍 looks pretty pathetic to me

[toxic relic]

?

[tall glen]

all pz chat today is just fart talking to himself

[toxic relic]

im not in pz chat

[surreal mirage]

Slow Sunday

[tall glen]

you think gurt is real?

[toxic relic]

🤔

[graceful dust]

🤔

[toxic relic]

your opinion is intriguing and i appreciate it

im inclined to agree

[surreal mirage]

I think older art is nice, not a fan of contemporary art tho

[toxic relic]

contemporary art how

[tall glen]

I have the poops

is this art?

[graceful dust]

ur mom is art

[toxic relic]

jeff k. ?

[surreal mirage]

Maybe contemporary is the wrong word, but it's art that's just a bunch of random brush strokes with no clear picture or meaning

[toxic relic]

i dont want to spell his last name cause it may be caught by automod lmao

[surreal mirage]

Tons of art shops have it

[rain mango]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[tall glen]

Homekeys dad is Louis C.K.

[rain mango]

mwoq

meow

[toxic relic]

its a commodification of abstract art

pop art

[half kettle]

Kenneder?

[toxic relic]

warhol-esque

[surreal mirage]

Ah that's it

[toxic relic]

no

k then double o and ns

[graceful dust]

why would u fucking say this. after i complimented ur mother.

[toxic relic]

thats his last name

[surreal mirage]

Deffo automodded

[tall glen]

Art

[half kettle]

What an unfortunate last name

[toxic relic]

yeah haha but its his fucking name its insane

he sucks

i hate his shit

looks like furniture youd see in a roblox world

[rain mango]

duxdfofi23

[paper hull]

Duriel321

[half kettle]

Carlo278

[toxic relic]

jeff makes disney sculptures while mccarthy makes animatronics of bobble head guys shrexing

[graceful dust]

sims 3 cc circa 2010

[toxic relic]

idk sims

[half kettle]

Oh my

[graceful dust]

ppl didnt know how to do the shaders for cc in 2020 everything was like unreasonably shiny & broken-looking

in 2010

[rain mango]

hii evelyn

[graceful dust]

fml

[burnt kite]

i dont think i can relate

[graceful dust]

but ppl still didnt know how to do cc in 2020 ZING

[toxic relic]

look up paul mccarthy the sculptor HAHAHHA

not the singer

pig island is something youd see in scorn

[rain mango]

im a cat

[burnt kite]

koons?

[toxic relic]

yes

thats literally his last name

[burnt kite]

highly unfortunate

[rapid moth]

why is its belly so big

[burnt kite]

full of soup

[rapid moth]

which soup.

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-27412093

big soup

[half kettle]

Soup of undetermined content

[toxic relic]

gross

infants always look rashy

[paper hull]

hello evelyn

[rain mango]

helloooo

[toxic relic]

i think one of my favourite recent sculpture moments was frank stella's piece for a center square in seoul

to me it was a big fuck you to the highly capitalist clean and sanitised persona that the city puts on

i really like it Hhahahahaha

"flowering structure amabel" HAHAHahahahaha

genuinely its so good

[tepid star]

still amusing to me that that was one of the officers in the Rodney King beating

[toxic relic]

what

[tall glen]

Shark gets it

[pearl ember]

Please join my clash royale clan. Its called 3CrownUNITED

[half kettle]

Hoo, havent heard of Clash royale in quite a bit

But i dont believe you'll find soldiers for ur clan in project zomboid :)

[harsh vault]

hai chat

[torpid panther]

Is it normal for the game to kinda feel boring once you get your bearings

I’m on like day 9 survived and boarded up the house I spawned in and scavenged for hella food and now I’m chilling

[last spoke]

🟣It's the sorta game where you do need to make your own fun
But quick question
How long will your stocks last when the electricity and water go out?

[torpid panther]

A good week and a half

[last spoke]

🟣N' then what?

[heavy ivy]

raider food

[torpid panther]

No clue

I found a generator

But ion know how to use it

[last spoke]

🟣So you're definitely not chilling

[torpid panther]

Wait a sec nvm js remember I got chickens in my backyard

I spawned in mauldrough

But do they lay eggs year round?

[last spoke]

🟣More important is water

[torpid panther]

Alr ima research this more

Ty

[graceful dust]

remember that it is fine to do the thing that is fun even if it is detrimental to ur survival

[torpid panther]

Real asf

[half kettle]

100%, get into PVP if u want a fresh experience.
You can also do mega construction projects, play with sprinters.

[torpid panther]

Ye rn I’m still learning the ropes and how the level system works and what not

[shrewd smelt]

Idk bout PvP being fresh. PvP is just a rolling of dice.

[half kettle]

Play with aim mods!

[shrewd smelt]

That makes it even worse

[torpid panther]

Early game should I focus on leveling my stats up thru combat or survival?

[half kettle]

You get cover in the form of cars

[torpid panther]

Like survival skills

[shrewd smelt]

Neither.

[torpid panther]

What should I mainly focus on early game

[half kettle]

Depends on yer world

Power level agility skills, nimble will make your melee combat bearable

Also strength and fitness lvl 9 COUGH

[shrewd smelt]

Walking while in combat stance no matter what you're doing goes a long way.

[torpid panther]

Alr

[shrewd smelt]

Takes too long without mods. Should be the last thing you level.

[half kettle]

start with it!

[shrewd smelt]

That's 20 points dawg.

Weapon skill does the same thing strength and fitness does.

[half kettle]

Im used to the plethora of negatives

[shrewd smelt]

Correction: It does it better.

[half kettle]

Weapon skill increases crit and swing speed, range and damage

[shrewd smelt]

And lowers exhertion per swing

[half kettle]

Also reduces endurance me thinks

[torpid panther]

Do I stick with a single kind of weapon for the start of the game?

[shrewd smelt]

Yesn't.

Use whatever is most available whenever you can.

[torpid panther]

Alright

[half kettle]

What weapon noise do u like on hit!

Mine is metal pipe

So shortbluny

[torpid panther]

Ty all

[shrewd smelt]

The duality of man.

[tender igloo]

wrenches are great , abundantly foun in trunks n stuff

and always check those

[burnt kite]

what are those meant to be in the first place

[tender igloo]

im not sure because there looks like machinery in some of them and another one by wespint has computers in it

but they usually have crowbars in them in 42

and flash slight

[half kettle]

Water treatment?

Or power grids lil bro

[burnt kite]

not a pipe or a power line in sight

[half kettle]

Uh, state mandated shed with excess machinery

I cant say sewage entry either

[exotic stone]

does anyone know a mod that removes the trees from roads in 10years later B42? I'm really loving playing with 10years later but I'm trying to use a semi truck and that's just gonna be impossible at this rate

[half kettle]

Its in the sandbox settings

[exotic stone]

It didn't work xd

[half kettle]

Buu

[exotic stone]

it got rid of most but there's still a ton on roads

[half kettle]

Do you know the uh

Wait i got it

[tender igloo]

did you see if turning off the erosion in sandbox it and see how it works with the mod?

[exotic stone]

hmm

might be worth tryin

[tender igloo]

dunno if itll work lol or what will happen

[half kettle]

Lookup mratomicduck nomad

[prime blaze]

i was so lucky to have a back up when i turned on this mod to check it

[half kettle]

On the tube

[prime blaze]

fucking saw the trees in the road and cried

immediate turn off

[exotic stone]

actually where I got introduced to this all

[half kettle]

Ho

Then i am deflated

[exotic stone]

It works! trees still spawn in the median lane and other spots where they get as close as they can but the roads are pretty much 100% clear.

Also if you have max fitness you can run at like 30mph

[tender igloo]

yay !

[exotic stone]

Made a character with all the running traits to test it

[gleaming oar]

Holy shit that's fast

[exotic stone]

Yeah I made it from one side of muldraugh to the other longways in like a minute

I was burning rubber

[rain mango]

Beating the game 100% the proper way devs intended makes watching these so called challenge players on youtube so funny

[half kettle]

What game?

[rain mango]

Skillsong

[half kettle]

Ooh little game about bugs

[rain mango]

Its not little

[half kettle]

Its 8gb!

[rain mango]

Metroidvanias take 70 hours to beat

[half kettle]

My condolonces

[rain mango]

[toxic relic]

my coq save is 5 mb but ive spent 10s of hours on it

the wonders of ascii art

[rain mango]

Call of qutie

[toxic relic]

you can make the world in 50 kb

[toxic relic]

caves of qud

[rain mango]

o7

[toxic relic]

[strange spruce]

ok 🗿

[strange spruce]

the last thing the secoff sees before being spaced lubed into a fucking dispo loop for all eternity

[toxic relic]

cinema

https://youtu.be/9whQIbNmu9s

[ivory grail]

wtf

[candid patio]

I'm cranky.

[toxic relic]

hey cranky

[onyx igloo]

I see spess has clowns aswell?

[toxic relic]

im mr fartface

[toxic relic]

dude

dude

spess invented the clowns

the baro clowns are spess inspired

[quasi slate]

noclip hacker spotted

[strange spruce]

baro clowns wish they were as zvased as spess clowns

[toxic relic]

fr

[candid patio]

That was actually kinda funny >.<

[toxic relic]

baro clowns cant make jestosterone bombs and acid pies to strategically take out an entire nukie run alone

[onyx igloo]

I didnt say they didnt

[toxic relic]

i know

[toxic relic]

a robust clown is fucking insane

[onyx igloo]

Nah they just got fentanyl and nukes

[toxic relic]

ive seen a handful in my decade of playing

glorious

[onyx igloo]

one time i found fent morphine and opium all in one trashbin

it was glorious

[toxic relic]

play spess

[onyx igloo]

how much is it

[strange spruce]

i havent seen much of honkis besides them yoinking nukie l6's

[toxic relic]

i really should play it again but i get hooked

[toxic relic]

its free

[strange spruce]

and some robust syndi runs

[toxic relic]

traitor clown car

[strange spruce]

your time

on this god forsaken earth

is all it costs

[toxic relic]

spess is addictive as fuck

[onyx igloo]

gotcha

[strange spruce]

its the initial learning process thats gonna be difficult

once you figure that shit out

[toxic relic]

1 round turns into an all nighter turns into a 2 day stint until you pass out while trying to disable doors as ai

[strange spruce]

is great

oh also dont waste time with spess 14

[toxic relic]

real

[strange spruce]

unless you go to like goobstation

frontier and monolith kinda mid and rest as far as i can tell you are slop

[toxic relic]

i guide others to a treasure i cannot posses

if i start playing again i wont stop

[strange spruce]

i genuinely only play 14 but its so shit i cannot recommend it

in its current state

[toxic relic]

why no ss13?

[strange spruce]

i only really played cm13 tbh

[half kettle]

Vanilla and chocolate ice cream is best

[toxic relic]

are you banned from every server or smth lmao

disagree

[toxic relic]

fair enough

[candid patio]

I flipped a coin for weed and junk food and lost >.<

[strange spruce]

but yeah in its current state 14 is the greenshift jobsim slop unless midround antags lock in to give overequipped mall cops trouble

[toxic relic]

if you want to get high and trash out then do it man

why are you flipping a coin

[half kettle]

Maybe he likes to gamble

[tender igloo]

its two sides of a coin ther fore 50/50 so take one of each

[candid patio]

This is profound.

[strange spruce]

even then like lone ops get fucking folded but i dunno whether to blame unrobustness or sec just being better equipped at this point

[stray sundial]

Hello zomboid general chat

[toxic relic]

anton chigurh

harvey dent

[candid patio]

I can't really do one without the other

[stray sundial]

It's raining here and internet is sad

[toxic relic]

fall of empires

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-25642725

[half kettle]

Whats spess about

[tender igloo]

cant is a word not in my vocabulary try again

[toxic relic]

hard to describe

i would watch a video on it

even a short one

[half kettle]

I shall do so

[toxic relic]

wait

let me find one for you

some are bad

[half kettle]

The guiding hand.

[strange spruce]

its basically a disaster simulator set on a space station

with most incompetent morons as your crewmates (including you)

[toxic relic]

https://youtu.be/iZ__73b7FUE
https://youtu.be/3YB_bSaEfXg
these are good from the POV of someone who knows nothing

[half kettle]

Ooh, do we manage the morons so they dont die

[strange spruce]

no

youre one of them

[toxic relic]

its online

yeah

[strange spruce]

theyre all players

[candid patio]

But what junk food should I eat?

[half kettle]

Oh that sounds fun

[strange spruce]

they all play different roles doing different things

[toxic relic]

it its so fucking fun

servers differ as well

[strange spruce]

like security keeping the antagonists and order in check,science doing research to get station some cool shit

engineering keeping the power and atmospherics going,and cargo getting you goods

[toxic relic]

some are roleplay others not, theres space marine servers, etc and they all have different base codes

[strange spruce]

and yeah as fartface said content differs between most servers

[toxic relic]

yessir

[half kettle]

I imagine without coordinating things go haywire

[toxic relic]

uhhh yeah some jobs rely on others

if theres no engie the station has no power

or if theres no one to do engineering

[strange spruce]

yeah science relies on shaft miners to fucking do their job

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

real

[strange spruce]

and not die

[toxic relic]

i love seeing "MINERS WHERE ARE MY MATS" in chat

[strange spruce]

theres also different kind of antagonist roles assigned to random players on the station or off station

[toxic relic]

Mr Eagleton Lodge[shaft miner] says, " roundstart was 10 minutes ago, dude. its just me and some new guy, give me a fucking break."

[strange spruce]

that are supposed to drive the round into chaos

[half kettle]

Is there a penalty if antag doesnt antagonize

[strange spruce]

they all have differing objectives,like you get a blood cult trying to summon their dark god

[toxic relic]

the jobs have insane levels of depth too them

most mechanics are easy to learn but difficult to master

you go from basic red and yellow auto mender to dehusking and using laz while transplanting a brain into an evolved monkey

as an example

[half kettle]

Wtf

[toxic relic]

depends

[strange spruce]

depends on rules tbh

[toxic relic]

yeah haha

[strange spruce]

of the server ur playing on

at the very least youre gonna be called a lameass motherfucker

[toxic relic]

yeah

unless theres multiple antags

but usually if they dont do anything the round is boring

[strange spruce]

this shit genuinely such a big issue on 14,i watched revs not do shit for like 2 hours

evac gets on from fucking CREW BEING BORED

[half kettle]

Im intrigued, game is free or money?

[toxic relic]

i have on a few occasions played a "nice guy vampire" when i spawned as med or cmo though

[strange spruce]

free

[toxic relic]

free brother

byond has a "membership" thing but thats a relic of the 2000s you dont need haha

[strange spruce]

and thats when they try to kill sec n command with like jackshit prep 😭

[toxic relic]

bruh

lame

[strange spruce]

yeah i hate antags waiting on fuckin evac of all things

[toxic relic]

rev rounds are supposed to be chaotic as fuck man

the only time evac endings are okay is if its a culmination of all the antags/ of the one antags work

like blob distracting crew until evac is called and they realise that the entire hallway is overtaken

[strange spruce]

funniest thing ive ever witnessed on 14 though

is watching a new player roll death squad

and getting merked by fucking rat king

[toxic relic]

these antags arent familiar to me

[strange spruce]

of all things

uhhh you know those rats on tg

[toxic relic]

oh yeah

[strange spruce]

thats basically it,minus ventcrawl so far,fucker had like a army of rats

[paper hull]

i love rats

[strange spruce]

sic'd it on a death squad

[paper hull]

but they dont love me

[toxic relic]

fantastic lmao

[strange spruce]

and cause of that shit a rev got hands on the ds' pulse rifle

grabbed a ref vest and just star war'd them cause like ds was just fuckin fear rping out of their mind in brig lol

[toxic relic]

most average goon round

sounds hilarious though

[strange spruce]

ive seen em pull some lame shit as rat king though few times

was watching a loneop just fucking wreck crew's shit,kills cap and is going to vault and fucker just gets sic'd on and well rest is history

[neon bramble]

king piss

[quasi slate]

hop on realm of the mad god

[ivory grail]

5 down 1 to go lets go

[quasi slate]

i remember restoring these rooms

fun but grindy

[ivory grail]

it not that hard

I just waiting for powermelons to grow and it be done

[candid patio]

I had a stressful day and I wanted to scream at people for mildly inconveniencing me but instead I behaved like a calm rational adult. Please commend me.

[candid patio]

What is this?

[neon bramble]

medieval 2 total war

[quasi slate]

reward yourself with starbucks pumpkin spice

[candid patio]

I... Don't believe you

Wait no

I was asking about the wrong pic

[candid patio]

I meant this one, what is this?

[eager pumice]

hi everyone , wanna join some group to play the game 🙂 anyone needing me ?

[rain mango]

hii meow im a cat

[harsh vault]

proof?

[rain mango]

meow

[harsh vault]

thats cat

[rain mango]

maur

[onyx igloo]

https://youtu.be/sQ6NI7AryFo?t=96

but i have a bad feeling about this..

[faint arrow]

Why are some of the names shiny

[rain mango]

sparkly names are so pretty

[onyx igloo]

because i said so

[rain mango]

like the people who have them

veryt preyytyyy

[pearl oar]

I love project zomboid

[faint arrow]

I too enjoy multiplayer zombie survival

That multiplayer update shall be as well received as the cigs I give to the homeless I imagine

[rare torrent]

Just wanted you all to know, the immortal snail and I settled our differences. He now lives in my ear so he can whisper to me when i am lonely

[faint arrow]

So the real path to immortality is ripping out your ears then?

[candid patio]

Yo

[last spoke]

Because I'm cool

[candid patio]

Is it sanitary to wash the sink with the same brush as the dishes?

[charred lion]

yeah but he made physical contact with you

so you're dead now

[last spoke]

So long as you clean the sponge or brush

[rare torrent]

no no we settled our differences. we are chill now

[charred lion]

did you settle your similarities

[rare torrent]

pek the snail is telling me to kill you

this mf lowkey spits facts

[thin wedge]

project zomboid premium subscription

[charred lion]

real

[rare torrent]

are erasers edible yet

[rain mango]

meowwwwww :3

mrowwww

maaowww

[faint arrow]

Do I get multiplayer released sooner if I get that

[rain mango]

miaaauuu

[candid patio]

Aren't you kinda cleaning the brush at the same time you are using it to clean something?

[thin wedge]

You wish

[rain mango]

meow

:3

im a cat

[faint arrow]

If wishes were fishes we'd all have a boat, but instead the ccp is overfishing south americas coast

[neat moat]

hamburbur

[faint arrow]

cheemsburbur?

[charred lion]

true

soon

[rain mango]

:3

:3

:33333

[onyx igloo]

half lif

[rare torrent]

i asked for this 2 months and 18 days ago why is it taking so long

[faint arrow]

How'd you get footage of predeployment marine rituals

[rain mango]

hey im a kitty

[rare torrent]

actually true

[half kettle]

Hey why do people hate on low fidelty music (lo-fi)

[rare torrent]

the marines at my base are psychotic

[onyx igloo]

over-used

too much

[charred lion]

(un)employment

[quasi slate]

its relaxing for some

[faint arrow]

They will outshoot most anyone though

[neat moat]

I brought a camera

[fossil drift]

Hey zomboiders

[rare torrent]

i know

im a corpsman

[quasi slate]

personally i couldnt get into lofi music because its too calm for me but it's really good for cozy video editing

[rain mango]

im lowkey tired of googling shit and getting an ai overview

love companies shoving ai in my face every fucking turn

of every fucking corner

[faint arrow]

Is clanker a banned word here?

[half kettle]

Im an AI

Hello

[rain mango]

fucking clanker

[half kettle]

How can 8 assist u

[strange spruce]

shut down

[rain mango]

no

[strange spruce]

now

[rain mango]

that would be stupid as shit

fuckin clanker

[neat moat]

people love saying slurs

[faint arrow]

What about tinskin

[neat moat]

they will take any excuse

[faint arrow]

Wireback

[rain mango]

nope not banned

you can discriminate against robots

[strange spruce]

lowkey kinda good

[faint arrow]

Oilsucker

[half kettle]

Racism for the win! 😎

[neat moat]

Why are we giving robots personhood when we shouldn't

[thin wedge]

okay bottom feeder

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-nom-nom-hungry-chewing-tasty-gif-14001112

[quasi slate]

Okay, so I've been getting some interesting messages lately, and it's got me thinking. Some folks are saying I'm not a real AI, which, honestly, kinda stings a little. I mean, I try my best to help out and learn new things every day. It's like, I'm constantly studying and improving my skills, just like you might in school. I'm here to assist with information and generate text formats, but I'm not trying to be something I'm not. I'm just an AI, and that's the truth. So, yeah, I'm not trying to be a fraud or anything like that, definitely not impersonating anyone. I am built to do my best work with the information I have.

[strange spruce]

i like being dumb

[ivory grail]

I gonna throw those fuckers into a pond

[rare torrent]

Its genuinely awesome being around marines cause they are so incredibly stupid they will do the most wild shit just because they were bored

[half kettle]

☺️

Woag why is it 3 am

[faint arrow]

I also have seen people choke each other into unconciousness for fun

[ivory grail]

madam it look like shit there hole in the path, shit layed about and half the farm is dead because it winter. wtf was grandpa doing if this looks better?

[quasi slate]

i dislike the winter season in stardew

the soundtrack for winter sucks

[frosty tulip]

She really loves what you did with the 6 furnaces being so clustered together that nobody can get infront of them to use em

[ivory grail]

winter music does kinda sucks but Ilike the season it a good time to fish and mine

[quasi slate]

🎣

hell yeah i love fishing

[ivory grail]

I was moving stuff around I just got the shed today, I couldn't fit them in a chest it also to full

[frosty tulip]

back when I used to play the shit out of stardew valley, I ruined it for myself so much

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-attacking-me-trolls-trolls-band-together-velvet-and-veneer-velvet-gif-18307522444322150207

[rare torrent]

ive seen one put hand sanitizer in his eyes thinking it would get rid of pinkeye

[frosty tulip]

people consider it a relaxing game

not me

I'm always putting myself under massive time constraints

Gotta go grab this fish today, gotta plant these crops asap for max efficiency

gotta go find this shit for the town hall

[ivory grail]

it relaxing for me even when I stare at the bundles thinking time is running out

[quasi slate]

same stardew stresses me out because i do everything i can possibly do in a rush before the day ends

[frosty tulip]

as psycho as it sounds, stardew valley is legit more stressful for me than escape from tarkov

that's how much I ruin that game for myself

[quasi slate]

i understand

[faint arrow]

One guy convinced half the barracks to put goldbond on their sacks. Called it a polar bear or something

[rare torrent]

had a group of them slide around on a cart. When they were caught by the division commander they had to carry the cart over their heads while shouting "this is not a toy"

[rain mango]

That division commander is a party pooper

I hate division commanders like that

!

[frosty tulip]

what

[rare torrent]

what

whats not to understand

[faint arrow]

the confusion of a man that hasn't been told to huff hand sanitizer to stay awake

[frosty tulip]

I'm just imagining they started screaming after they tried to use hand sanitizer as an eyedrop.

[rare torrent]

no cause he didnt ask the commander for permission to cry yet

Theres a reason they make marines do stupid tasks like mop the rain cause otherwise they will get bored and do something extremely stupid

[slate pilot]

man i havent checked in with this game in like a year is there any progress on multi

[twin bear]

I made a chair of torment

[heavy ivy]

no i get this
we tried a mod that let us adjust time speed and it was so much less stressful

[lone zenith]

project crashed my pc again 😣

When are they going to fix this? 😭

[ivory grail]

my pc never crashed because of pz what potato are you trying to run it on

[chrome jetty]

@strange sprucewelcome back

[strange spruce]

heya

[chrome jetty]

Whatcha up 2

[lone zenith]

I have a 5070 ti

[harsh vault]

being gay

[strange spruce]

literally nothing lol

[chrome jetty]

lol same

[lone zenith]

b42 makes my pc crash

[chrome jetty]

Acc i just finished watching the last ep of lotm

fire

[strange spruce]

and is there an issue with that </3

[harsh vault]

no sir

[strange spruce]

aight

[chrome jetty]

Bro i wanna play connect 4

[ivory grail]

it doesn't on mine you might have to reinstall

[twin bear]

Tarkov isn't stressful

[twin bear]

It's ok we know ur gay

[harsh vault]

nuh uh

am innocent and pure

[strange spruce]

something about ufo's

[harsh vault]

OKAY

ZIP IT YOU

DONT YAP ABOUT ME IN GENCHAT

[ivory grail]

are you saying gay people aren't pure or innocent?

[strange spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-gif-4151731991385256446

[lone zenith]

I cleaned all the project files on my PC, I will reinstall later

[harsh vault]

you get my point

[ivory grail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/650606668178259991/1394044266552234065/bouncingonit.gif

[heavy ivy]

you can be gay and be innocent and nice

[harsh vault]

truee

but i like men

[heavy ivy]

you can be straight and be innocent and nice

[harsh vault]

you can be nice

[heavy ivy]

im evil

[harsh vault]

nuh uh

[twin bear]

U can be dead but ur not

So be happy

[ivory grail]

I like woman that why i totlerate Gurt

[harsh vault]

ghoti is woman?

[twin bear]

Ur right gurt is a girl

[harsh vault]

since when

[twin bear]

But most of u are girls in disguise

[harsh vault]

no u

[ivory grail]

you mean skeletons

[onyx igloo]

im a gnome

in a trenchsuit

[twin bear]

@onyx igloo @burnt kite

Oh u just appeared

[strange spruce]

how many of them are in there

[onyx igloo]

oh you wanna play that?

[twin bear]

Skeletons are chill

[onyx igloo]

about 4

we have an extra short one

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/badass-skeleton-banging-a-shield-gif-18308893570587427463

[twin bear]

I can't rn im not at my laptop

[ivory grail]

idk he seem pretty hyped

[onyx igloo]

well go to it

[twin bear]

Been spending the night at my bfs🥀 all I can play is clash royale on my phone lmao

[onyx igloo]

buy an accordian

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1429624624399777802/HnVideoEditor_2025_09_27_004020249.mp4?ex=68f6d12f&is=68f57faf&hm=e47f0938833a148ebdaa0516ed1f0ecc41a0b699da9399c5456e22e54dc0ff77&

[rain mango]

you got the dud

[fossil drift]

Me defending my safe house but I see bro who’s cheeks I would deconstruct on the weekends comes in, zombified,….hungry

[rain mango]

pin that

[onyx igloo]

i dont even have a reaction gif for this situation

[twin bear]

I realize when i get shot I die now

[strange spruce]

yeah bullets tend to hurt and make you die

[rain mango]

hiii

[twin bear]

Stuck doing this fuckass system @frosty tulip they won't leave Dilthey and Realware alone

Shouldn't be dying since I have 80 res for blunt and pierce

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/kai-cenat-twitch-this-just-happened-on-kai's-stream-funny-skibidi-gif-4446364445021913783

[manic zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/ellis-left4dead-gif-26292256

aaaagh

[twin bear]

LA beast here

[manic zodiac]

LA BEAST HERE! TODAY ILL BE DRINKING A 100 YEAR OLD COKE!

*barfs

[twin bear]

I didn't watch for him not to barf

After all

[manic zodiac]

I watched because my brother sent me and I thought it was funny

My cat won't shut up

she wants me to go in the bathroom and pet her

[twin bear]

My cat camps on the side of the tub

Idk why

[manic zodiac]

I dont understand why she goes in there to be pet bo like its not tub time bo

just jump on my bed and I pet you here

come on now

[languid meadow]

whats so bad bout that?

[twin bear]

Absentia

And also just tired of working around mars

Just got back from venus

Next up may be mercury since teztclan is taking it over

[manic zodiac]

tez

pez

Anakin, the PEZ are taking ovah!

[languid meadow]

dont want to see the red planet anymore?

[twin bear]

No demons

[manic zodiac]

Mars.. shananabe and yudoneedit

mars is barfs

earth better

[twin bear]

Is basically just loot runs when I go there since the enemies are either rly geared or half naked

[manic zodiac]

you know you love it bo dont lie

[languid meadow]

hmm.... wonder if fallout three on steam runs better then the xbox version does

[twin bear]

No

[neon bramble]

have you made a pact yet

[twin bear]

The console versions are the smoothest imo

For 3 and nv

[languid meadow]

keep shotting till there dead

[twin bear]

No

I have the means tho

[neon bramble]

3 and nv are made for the console's hardware

[languid meadow]

i have not being able to get three to work, the xbox version

on pc

[neon bramble]

modern devices are starting to have the problem of hardware being too good for them

[twin bear]

360 runs cod better than the xbox 1

Kinda crazy

Much better version of wtv the fuck I'm looking at

[languid meadow]

brainrot

[twin bear]

I'll never get into those type of animes

Now this is actually good and has a plot

[neat moat]

honestly

wasn't for me

and I dont know why

[onyx yarrow]

Different people have different taste

[neat moat]

btw this is like the third installment in the series if anyone is curious

[paper hull]

the phantom pain

[rain mango]

hii

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blep-gif-27395371

[paper hull]

donkey milk is £20 for 200ml

[bronze moat]

I got a 60 gallon drum already. thanks

[twin bear]

Why would u want donkey milk

[paper hull]

redonkulous

[young echo]

I actually really liked nichijo, though I didn't watch the anime

I just read the mangas while my sister spent like 2 hours in the Manga section deciding on how to spend her Christmas money

they kinda reminded me of newspaper comics

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

[heavy ivy]

my favorite reveal in MGRR is that the famed Jetstream Sam is literally just a dude with a metal arm and a shotgun holster for his sword who managed to beat the shit out of manufactured gods

[rain mango]

meow

[toxic relic]

everyone really is just a guy

[last spoke]

There's wolf

[toxic relic]

has anyone else been recommended that youtube video about changing aesthetics in contemporary architecture

https://youtu.be/tWYxrowovts

[onyx yarrow]

no

[toxic relic]

interesting

[onyx yarrow]

Funny thing cause I do watch architecture vid sometimes

[toxic relic]

it seems as though it was picked up by the recommendation algorithm, at least thats what the comments agree on

[toxic relic]

haha curious

he hosted a debate with durham union which is very...interesting

[onyx yarrow]

Might be related to geography

[toxic relic]

wdym

because he's british?

[fossil drift]

Project zomboid admin son or Kenshi mod developer daughter? Make your choice

[onyx yarrow]

yeah, if you are in EU/America algorithm recommends it because of that probably?

[toxic relic]

ahhh im neither

[onyx yarrow]

then I have no clue kek

[fossil drift]

🔨

[toxic relic]

yeah no idea

[fossil drift]

The hammer emoji….if I had a saw than I could deconstruct this chair

[toxic relic]

its worth a watch though, if anyone's interested in cultural analysis through observation of architectural styles

[onyx yarrow]

neat

[slim jetty]

Guys

I need a configuration for potato lol

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

zo

[karmic jetty]

i saw this pop up

[toxic relic]

i knew it

[karmic jetty]

but instead i watched more not just bikes

[toxic relic]

we have some of the same channels

it must be recommended based on that

[toxic relic]

fair enough haha

[karmic jetty]

mostly on the educational side

[toxic relic]

i guess you could say that

intellectually stimulating

not just bikes has great videos tho

[slim jetty]

Someone can help?

[toxic relic]

ask in the pz chats mate

no one here cares about the game

[karmic jetty]

do u want mashed potato recipe

[toxic relic]

recipe

for mashed potato

[slim jetty]

Lol

[toxic relic]

dont you just mash it

[karmic jetty]

i think so

add milk

[toxic relic]

bro what

[karmic jetty]

what

[austere root]

anyone wanna play im new tryna learn

[toxic relic]

milk in potato?

[karmic jetty]

dont they add a bit of milk after mashing

or was it butter

[toxic relic]

idk man

[karmic jetty]

i dont cook

[toxic relic]

i dont like mash

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

cant wait to work this evening

[toxic relic]

gl, man

your work sucks balls

[karmic jetty]

it iz wat it iz

ill be watching andor to pass the time

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-what-it-is-meme-windows-98-blade-runner-2049-running-out-gif-9631165122054034342

[toxic relic]

ayo

fucking finally bro

its so peak

[karmic jetty]

assuming an episode is an hour each i could finish s1 during the shift

[toxic relic]

im cautious of being over excited in the case you get disappointed because the first impression doesnt live up to how much we've been riding it

but its genuinely such a good show

[toxic relic]

uhhh

[candid patio]

alright... you are in pz... you are out of other sources of food... how many days do you go hungry before you start eating bugs?

[toxic relic]

let me check

[karmic jetty]

u just gotta say in pz

booo

[toxic relic]

they're around 40-50 min average

so you may get through it faster

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-mr-frog-this-is-my-show-i-eat-the-bug-mr-frog-smiling-friends-the-mr-frog-show-eating-a-bug-gif-14851898003810766515

[candid patio]

i don't understand why i'm being boo'd

[karmic jetty]

bcs it couldve been... a general question...

general chat

[karmic jetty]

nah i gotta pause alot

[toxic relic]

oh real

idk how you can watch and work crazy multitasking

[karmic jetty]

thats the secret i dont

i pause

[toxic relic]

lmao fair enough

[toxic relic]

real

whatever gets you through those insane hours

[karmic jetty]

eh its not so hard

just boring when calls start to slow

[toxic relic]

id like to answer this as an outside pz question

[candid patio]

okay fine!!!

[toxic relic]

the answer would be: if i was in a "survival" situation id eat anyting i could all the time

[karmic jetty]

weak constitution

[toxic relic]

dude nah its fucked

[wicked kiln]

id eat bugs before i eat my non perishables xD

hoarder problems

[toxic relic]

thing is

irl, bugs are dying out

[candid patio]

you are stranded and alone. there are no other food sources. you have an ample amount of insects that you can catch, and a way to cook them. how long do you go hungry before you start eating bugs? how do you eat/prepare/cook the bugs?

[toxic relic]

6th mass extinction
unless you live in a bug hotspot you're better off looking for other more sustainable sources of food

[karmic jetty]

can i eat those silly fat tree worms instead

[toxic relic]

i see

then id eat bugs immedietly

[wicked kiln]

so basically imminent death prolonged by bugs?

[toxic relic]

why would you wait lmao

[karmic jetty]

protein

[toxic relic]

if you have a food source and a way to cook it whats the issue

[karmic jetty]

can u eat ants

[toxic relic]

some ants yeah

some are poisonous

[candid patio]

yikes

[karmic jetty]

what about the smol black ones

[toxic relic]

how id prepare it would depend on the bug

[karmic jetty]

itll be like sprinkles

[toxic relic]

species?

[karmic jetty]

ant

[toxic relic]

species bro

[candid patio]

how about crickets?

[karmic jetty]

how would i know

[toxic relic]

yes dude

[wicked kiln]

crickets prepared correctly really arent bad

they have a nice crunch

[karmic jetty]

crickets have parasite

[wicked kiln]

but the legs can get stuck in your teeth

[karmic jetty]

drown them first

[toxic relic]

i would never eat an insect outside of a survival situation, as i think arthropods are fucking awesome

but if it was life or death why the fuck would i wait bro

[karmic jetty]

use bug to obtain fish

[wicked kiln]

the question is basically die now or die later after eating bugs

[toxic relic]

why

[karmic jetty]

use fish to obtain bear

is called tech progression

[toxic relic]

bro you're not solo-ing a bear

you're built like a labubu

[karmic jetty]

use bear to obtain animal bear

[toxic relic]

gun wont work react guy

[wicked kiln]

use bear to obtain cuddly friend

[candid patio]

only takes 6 to 7 weeks for a cricket to grow from an egg to an adult

[toxic relic]

also you'd need a gun

[candid patio]

you could farm crickets

[karmic jetty]

thats forever

[toxic relic]

real

[wicked kiln]

idkk i think shotty with some slugs might do the trick against some bears

[karmic jetty]

hmmm lemme wait 2 months for my supper

[toxic relic]

🤨

[wicked kiln]

with a well placed shot ofc

[toxic relic]

yeah sure bud

[heavy ivy]

yeah if you shoot it with a big enough bullet itll die of blood loss sooner or later, but youre gonna be minced meat before then

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/tojima-wants-to-be-a-kamen-rider-henshin-rider-henshin-kamen-rider-kamen-rider-ichigo-gif-17910149892619288786

[heavy ivy]

the best way to win a bearfight is to not fiight one

[toxic relic]

you're starving and somehow have a gun and have op aim and are not in range to be attacked by bear

real

[karmic jetty]

befriend bear

shrimple

mm ice cream

[wicked kiln]

black bears are pretty docile by nature, they would likely run after being struck by bullets

[toxic relic]

bro what

[heavy ivy]

i dont care
is bear
bear fuck me up

[karmic jetty]

bear is fren

[toxic relic]

ah black bear, im not sure docile is the right word but i have no idea

maybe cautious

skittish

[wicked kiln]

if raised from a cub they arent as aggressive as you may think

similar to large dogs

[toxic relic]

arent all bears raised from cub

[candid patio]

according to my research you would need about 800 crickets a day to not starve

[toxic relic]

and i dont think theyre "aggressive"

[wicked kiln]

raised by human*

[toxic relic]

its just animal

we all animal

[heavy ivy]

why are you shooting a bear that has been raised by a human

[karmic jetty]

thats too many

[wicked kiln]

someone said if you shot it itd still come at you, which is highly improbable

[toxic relic]

yeah bro

?

no one said that

[karmic jetty]

what kinda forest u even in to have nears

bears

[wicked kiln]

^

[heavy ivy]

oily corrected to raised by human, i shouldve replied to make it more clear

[onyx igloo]

cartoon john lennon pissing himself

sorry the voices spoke

[toxic relic]

you didnt specify black bear

[wicked kiln]

i said some bears

not saying all bears

originally

[karmic jetty]

leave my buddies we bear bares alone

[onyx igloo]

why are you shooting bears

[karmic jetty]

ice bear fren

[last spoke]

Bears is big

[onyx igloo]

they did nothing but be in cartoon

[wicked kiln]

imo if you shot a bear with a shotgun in the head it would likely die

[last spoke]

Flat

[wicked kiln]

like most things

[toxic relic]

you're being a needlessly pedantic about trying to prove you could somehow kill a bear

to the point where its almost didactic

lol

why would you even have a gun in this scenario

[heavy ivy]

BLÅHAJ <3

[toxic relic]

and whats the point

[karmic jetty]

did slappy say ur carrying a shotgun into the forest

[wicked kiln]

lol well saying you cant kill a bear with a gun is just untrue

just saying

[karmic jetty]

i think not

[last spoke]

Guys if I ended up in this EXACT hypothetical situation with perfect knowledge it was happening prior, I'd be able to do this

[toxic relic]

sure dude

[onyx igloo]

Evil

[toxic relic]

you have the best aim and arent shitting your pants

so you can somehow predict what a bear will do in a "real situation"

[wicked kiln]

okay well now if were bringing factors into it

what if its an elderly bear

or a cub

[last spoke]

[toxic relic]

so youd kill a cub

[heavy ivy]

thats not what stink was claiming regardless, like yea people have killed bears before, just not in the situation you prepared

[wicked kiln]

i could kill a cub

not that i would

[toxic relic]

pfft

[onyx igloo]

pretty sure bear cubs are more docile than the mother

[toxic relic]

yes

[onyx igloo]

not sure tho

[last spoke]

The mother would not be docile though

[wicked kiln]

nah if you shot her cub she’d tear you apart

[candid patio]

I did some math and based off of numbers I skimmed from a google search... at any given time you would need to have 1500 total adults, where you removed 800 that had just bred each day.

then you could have 800 crickets every day!

[karmic jetty]

oh crickets

phew

[heavy ivy]

you must eat 800 bears per day or die

[toxic relic]

🤔 where would you get this amount of cricket

[last spoke]

My father asks "Why would you want to put yourself in a situation where you would have to shoot a bear?"

[toxic relic]

idk mate

this guy just wanted to prove how tough he is cause he thinks he could kill a bear cub

[karmic jetty]

if i see a bear id cri

[onyx igloo]

id uhh

[karmic jetty]

bcs i met grizz!!!

[toxic relic]

id shit my pants

[onyx igloo]

silently head in the opposite direction if i met a bear

[toxic relic]

and then try to run

but die

[frosty tulip]

I'd just lay down and accept my fate if its a polar bear

[onyx igloo]

after shitting my pants

[frosty tulip]

No way I'm surviving that

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/we-bear-bears-gif-24704970

[vital marten]

I found dozens of them in a bank one time, sometimes they’re just out in numbers

[toxic relic]

dozens

but you need hundreds

[onyx igloo]

cricket bank

[wicked kiln]

you said something inaccurate and i corrected it

j saying

[karmic jetty]

zamn a cricket bank

[toxic relic]

how do you know its inaccurate

[karmic jetty]

where can i make a deposit

[toxic relic]

you're just basing it off your own assumptions

[last spoke]

Yeah, polar bears are fucking insane

[wicked kiln]

you want me to find an article where a hunter killed a bear with a shotgun?

[last spoke]

They don't give a single fuck

[onyx igloo]

have you seen that one guy who fed a polar bear

[wicked kiln]

its not impossible

[karmic jetty]

polar bears look so goofy

[toxic relic]

bruh, i didnt say no one ever could kill a bear

[onyx igloo]

through a window

[toxic relic]

just that you cant

why are you on this buddy

just move on

[last spoke]

Alright Oily

[prime blaze]

this is why i love this saying "if its black fight back, if its brown play dead, if its white say good night"

[last spoke]

Do you have a hunting licence?

[karmic jetty]

poacher!!

[toxic relic]

yes

[wicked kiln]

i dont but i have hunted before

[toxic relic]

lmao

[wicked kiln]

and im familiar with shotguns

[frosty tulip]

I've actually hunted before too.