general_chat

[toxic relic]

pringle sucks

its like pre sucked on

[thin wedge]

plantain chips is where it at

[toxic relic]

real

[simple bear]

i enjoy potatoes

[toxic relic]

pringle is barely potato

[graceful dust]

im back from the study

[tender igloo]

what city though lol

[simple bear]

tobuscus

[tender igloo]

err central or whatever

"region"

[toxic relic]

yeah bryk just doxx yourself

in chat

[vital marten]

Never heard of it

[graceful dust]

i died if anyones wondering

[tender igloo]

I SAID LIKE CENTRAL

[onyx igloo]

isnt plantains kind of a less sweet and tougher banana

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/caves-of-qud-witchwood-bark-argent-fathers-qud-this-is-not-spam-gif-16502866079786305167

[simple bear]

I dont mind

[toxic relic]

simply yeah

[simple bear]

Dallas

[tender igloo]

yah theyre really good if done right

[vital marten]

Texas is so large you could give a ballpark region and still never find the person 😭

[toxic relic]

doubtful

[simple bear]

Then connecting flight back home

[tender igloo]

oh man i only been there once lol

[vital marten]

I give you 24 hours to search Dallas you’d never find Bryk

[thin wedge]

corpus

[vital marten]

In fact I think your car would get towed

[toxic relic]

puppers is texas?

[vital marten]

Yes

[graceful dust]

so i get to slack off for 23h got it

[toxic relic]

how will puppers survive germany

[tender igloo]

ya , from alaska, from cali

[simple bear]

washington state my beloved

[vital marten]

Still won’t find you, how about you stand underneath the big colorful ball

[thin wedge]

how long can you survive corpus christi

[tender igloo]

isnt it a cat box and dry as shit there

[simple bear]

hide and seek

[tender igloo]

is that up north

[toxic relic]

why didnt you just go to canada

[thin wedge]

like every shit beach town

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/dallas-gif-11009065

The only good view of Dallas

[graceful dust]

i hate it but i miss it

[thin wedge]

miami, the boardwalk, socal

[simple bear]

I love it and miss it

[tender igloo]

because my family works in the oil field business

[thin wedge]

its all piss litter box

[graceful dust]

i miss seattles public transit the most 💔

[toxic relic]

holy balls

you are an oil baron

[simple bear]

The south has such boring nature

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[thin wedge]

where the giant bass pro shop

[simple bear]

Its legit all the same

washington n oregon so diverse

[tender igloo]

that place is cool lol

[thin wedge]

pricey state tho

🥶

[graceful dust]

yea i dont miss that part

[vital marten]

@simple bear don’t leave any vehicle unattended in Dallas UNLESS you have a paid for parking spot

Everything is predatory in Dallas, no one in the city will help you, the reputation of Texan Hospitality does not hold true here

[toxic relic]

can america comprehend no mall

[graceful dust]

everyones mad at me for moving away when i stopped living w my family but like u think i had a choice?

[tender igloo]

i think it depends , but central texas has large caves which is neat

[thin wedge]

ppl in seattle probably shop at erewhon cause they can

[loud pumice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/446679227861958667/1049215984768139284/Huma_1.gif

[simple bear]

I am from Portland and Seattle areas so I am used to that

[toxic relic]

this chat too american

[thin wedge]

Uppy need more knives from bass pro

[toxic relic]

where is everyone else

[graceful dust]

u might be overestimating how much ppl actually visit malls

[tender igloo]

stop lol

youre like a grumpy old fart sometimes

[thin wedge]

all the euro are sleeping duh

[toxic relic]

FROGSKI PLEASE

[loud pumice]

they got dingy knives

[vital marten]

An hour north of you there’s the 13th largest water reservoir in the US

[toxic relic]

lame

its almost midday already

[vital marten]

Not much to do there unless you can rent a boat or something tho

[sacred schooner]

I can add some french canadian in there

[graceful dust]

i know where im not wanted. & i am wont to stay there for spite's sake

[toxic relic]

too close to american

[toxic relic]

mall culture

[tender igloo]

todl you xal, youre the 51rst state

or is it 52nd

[toxic relic]

im an old man

[sacred schooner]

you'd do me dirty like that huh

[toxic relic]

bruh

[tender igloo]

pluto doesnt count

[toxic relic]

america has 50 states

[thin wedge]

smh stop following the american "you only need 1 sleep cycle per day" bs and go take a nap

[onyx igloo]

i love mountainous regions

[vital marten]

Pluto never counted

[thin wedge]

like our ancestors

[tender igloo]

ok so 51rst is pluto

[vital marten]

It was all a lie

[toxic relic]

true

[graceful dust]

abt public transit???

[onyx igloo]

i dont really like beaches

[tender igloo]

dont talk shit about my boi

[thin wedge]

we had two sleep times till industrialization

[toxic relic]

sorry buddy

[onyx igloo]

the sand always gets caught in my shoes and i have to clean the fucking car after

[thin wedge]

and being awake at midnight was a thing

[onyx igloo]

mountains are more interesting

[vital marten]

I learned about Pluto “the planet” and the next year it was no longer a planet

[graceful dust]

like i never did shit in seattle i just liked riding the trains

[toxic relic]

canadaboo

[tender igloo]

arent you my age lol

[thin wedge]

til you meet Appalachians

[toxic relic]

pluto is a dwarf planet

[tender igloo]

or are you leons aage lol

[vital marten]

I turn 22 on the 24th

[onyx igloo]

i dont interact with people anyway

[tender igloo]

oh jesus rofl

[toxic relic]

im not sure why anyone would be so defensive about it being a dwarf planet

[tender igloo]

LOL

[toxic relic]

its not big enough to be a planet

[tender igloo]

dont make fun of that family bill

[onyx igloo]

planets are so awesome

[rain mango]

meow

[thin wedge]

god rest his soul

[toxic relic]

wdym

[onyx igloo]

fucking orbs in the middle of a void

[burnt kite]

off to bed

i love this image

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/jennifer-lawrence-what-do-you-mean-hot-ones-gif-4001901854581085955

[thin wedge]

where your oil lamp

[graceful dust]

i was talking in class abt pluto yesterday & found it rly weird how ppl moralize pluto being "demoted" like... its just slightly ovoid? thats it?

[onyx igloo]

if you think about it everything boils down to simply balls

[thin wedge]

and your bed pan

[onyx igloo]

planets are balls

[toxic relic]

fr

[graceful dust]

idk where the mall comment came from

[toxic relic]

that america is mall culture

[onyx igloo]

hell we are all made of balls
also known as atoms but they are balls

[toxic relic]

it came from nowhere

[graceful dust]

icic

[toxic relic]

theyre not really balls

[tender igloo]

at least we still have uranus

[graceful dust]

but like

ur way out of date is the thing

[toxic relic]

theyre just simply visualised as balls

[graceful dust]

we have shopping outlets now

[toxic relic]

no

america is still mall culture

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/snoopy-peanuts-charlie-brown-laugh-cartoon-gif-10063073985247548142

[toxic relic]

just like its highway culture

[onyx igloo]

i still pronounce it as ur anus

i refuse the new name

[thin wedge]

indeed

its the only place american actually walk

[graceful dust]

the thing is is that ppl used to hang out in malls. we dont do that anymore. we have shopping centers.

[thin wedge]

[graceful dust]

huge difference

[toxic relic]

its a metaphor

[thin wedge]

beside to and fro the bathroom

[graceful dust]

the metaphor isnt anti-social enuf

get w the times

[vital marten]

That’s deadass all we had to do when I was younger

Go to the mall?
Walk the streets?
Play Basketball?
Go Skating?

Drugs?

[toxic relic]

i meant it more metaphor

[onyx igloo]

is canada more walkable than america

[toxic relic]

fair

[thin wedge]

it either the mall or random 7-11

[toxic relic]

ill update it

[tender igloo]

gosh i thought u meant he was dead i had to go check

[graceful dust]

drugs is still an option

[toxic relic]

america is a world of warcraft player

[tender igloo]

hey that was fun

[onyx igloo]

i mean my hometown got a random little cuban restaurant

[sacred schooner]

for the most part, but rural will always be rural

[onyx igloo]

thats kind of cool

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-funny-trip-spill-drink-gif-10262853

[toxic relic]

weak

you can build transport in rural

[tender igloo]

yah right

we cant even do that

[toxic relic]

look at india and russia and bulgaria and romania

[vital marten]

It was tiring

[burnt kite]

"yo bro lets find a unique spot"

[vital marten]

Only fun for about a year

[sacred schooner]

can't get a tramway in my city for less than 10 billions

[onyx igloo]

good luck trying to get the government to build that

[toxic relic]

dude america sucks at infrastructure

[tender igloo]

HOW lol

[thin wedge]

mmmm not hostile enough

[sacred schooner]

imagine transport for rural towns

[thin wedge]

need more homeless spikes

[graceful dust]

if we had better structured & accessible public transit we might as well be throwing our country to anarchy

[toxic relic]

weak westernoid minds

[vital marten]

I’m an introvert, not really my thing

[tender igloo]

ohhh okay that makes sense lol

[toxic relic]

cant handle balkan trains

[burnt kite]

space for a wheelchair

[vital marten]

I did force myself to it for many years 😆

[thin wedge]

real

[toxic relic]

even if you live in nowhere on topof a mountain that snows most of the year there is always 1 or more trains

[thin wedge]

even the disabled need to sit

[toxic relic]

you westernoids need to get on our level

[graceful dust]

the wheelchair one is so wild like back ur wheelchair into this Hole im sure that'll be more comfortable than parking next to the bench

[tender igloo]

shutup lol your guys area is older than ours, weere still in diapers

[onyx igloo]

again can you tell that to the government i wish we could

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cartoon-kitten-mad-attitude-cat-gif-19779165

[thin wedge]

when do we get mutli level cities

like that one in china

[toxic relic]

but balkan countries are always bombing each other

[thin wedge]

skybridges and such

[tender igloo]

like in minecragt?

[graceful dust]

we had giants to stand on & just didnt is the thing

[toxic relic]

real

the usa is new

but people been living on the land much longer

[graceful dust]

like ik when it came to road construction we kinda did so american cities r more blocky than european ones generally but after that ehhh

yeah

[toxic relic]

most were just krilled for no reason

[vital marten]

Riding down backroads listening to stuff like Murder on My Mind, Blueberry Faygo, etc enjoying a backwoods

Nowadays there’s so much more to do in town

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-3427020

[vital marten]

They got an arcade even

[tender igloo]

liek those guys?

[toxic relic]

native americans bro

[graceful dust]

& "bc god said so" like the fact that we still use that logic is

[vital marten]

In school was told to call them American Natives not sure what difference it makes

[toxic relic]

i mean you live in texas wasnt that mexico, mexico had insane infrastructure pre colonial

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mega-starmie-starmie-legends-za-pokemon-legends-za-starmie-gif-5605139881054775002

[onyx igloo]

i recently learned about a tribal song that managed to survive all of the uhh

you know

[toxic relic]

genocide

[toxic relic]

🤔

[onyx igloo]

it was pretty cool to learn about though

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-635629308990545194

[onyx igloo]

i like when pieces of history manage to persevere

[toxic relic]

what tribe

[vital marten]

Texas overtook Mexico by having ~4:1 ratio of Texan to Mexican or something

Too much immigration

[toxic relic]

i wonder why

smile

[thin wedge]

like a mcdonalds burger from 2005

[graceful dust]

native americans here, u mostly wanna refer to which nations land ur on but thatd be hella doxxing myself

[thin wedge]

[onyx igloo]

im pretty sure not even the name survived i might have to find the video tho

[tender igloo]

make hashbrowns good again

[toxic relic]

real

[thin wedge]

just buy em

[toxic relic]

send me

[thin wedge]

from walmart

[toxic relic]

paying 4 dollar for maccas hashbrown is rich people shit

[thin wedge]

its the same sysco crap anyways

[graceful dust]

i live on like a multi-way intersection im not sure how that works honestly

[toxic relic]

you can pay for 1 kg of hashbrown for 3.5

[onyx igloo]

goddamn it i cant remember the title

[thin wedge]

highway robbery indeed

[toxic relic]

theyre not even good

[vital marten]

I’m close to the Cherokee and Chickasaw’s land

[onyx igloo]

but it was preserved just from purely being passed down to the members of the tribe

it wasnt ever documented

[toxic relic]

sick

[onyx igloo]

i cant remember the title though

[toxic relic]

or the tribe?

[vital marten]

It’ll come to you Sean

[toxic relic]

or land? region?

yeah

[onyx igloo]

the tribe name wasnt ever said

[toxic relic]

i see i see

[onyx igloo]

i think it was south though?

not too sure

native american history is cool though

[toxic relic]

nw man

[toxic relic]

indigenous pre colonial lore is peak

[harsh vault]

was it called quest

[onyx igloo]

maybe

?

[toxic relic]

shout out the gay god that was used to allow people to get married

[onyx igloo]

i have the memory of a gnome though

[toxic relic]

its a reference

a tribe called quest

[onyx igloo]

oh

[thin wedge]

real

[onyx igloo]

fuark

[toxic relic]

you're too young to know

[onyx igloo]

can i ask the name of the god

[harsh vault]

almost got sean into believing it

[toxic relic]

yeah let me see

[vital marten]

That may be a good thing that may not be a good thing

[thin wedge]

indigenous lore do go hard

[toxic relic]

what

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

real

[tender igloo]

opk yah but THE POINT IS krillgert is that they were good back then

[thin wedge]

the diner style ones are better anyways

[toxic relic]

chin

deity of the verapaz region

[onyx igloo]

interesting

[toxic relic]

theres a picture of the shrex

[onyx igloo]

yeah i dont think i need to see that

[toxic relic]

cave painting

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-dog-zomboid-suspicious-gif-10712400350108666363

[onyx igloo]

you go hog wild though

[sacred schooner]

this reeks of that

[toxic relic]

its cool because it shows that gay shrex was depicted then too

i think people are only shown a very narrow view of history so they dont think there is more

[onyx igloo]

you think? thats probably true honestly

[thin wedge]

hi loser

[toxic relic]

yes dude haha

[burnt kite]

change your password babygirl

[onyx igloo]

i learned recently that most greek gods were pretty damn evil

[toxic relic]

indeed

[thin wedge]

its kei canet this time

lmao

[tender igloo]

what diner style

[sacred schooner]

another one bites the dust <@&671452400221159444>

[onyx igloo]

https://youtu.be/XYpG5SRzQag?list=RDXYpG5SRzQag

lowkey fire

[sacred schooner]

https://youtu.be/RRh0QiXyZSk?si=ONc1uAa1OCQ-J-c6

[burnt kite]

gay shrek was always a part of history to some extent, it's just omitted because ummm uhhh errrr

[toxic relic]

yessir

because uhmm errr

[toxic relic]

i would say more than to some extent even

[onyx igloo]

🏭🏭🏭🔧 🛠️ 🔧 🛠️ 🔧 🛠️ type beat

[toxic relic]

its natural, so of course its documented

[thin wedge]

If you are here to:

• beg for xbox game pass then get a job

• offer me art "aCtuAlLy i aM a DiGiTaL aRt-" then get a life

• to be my "sugar daddy/mommy" and send me paypal money but I first have to pay a fee 🤡 then move out your indian scam center office

• help you with removing a "report" on my account that you accidently made 🤡 then at least learn english before DMing me first

• offer me steam gift cards with a badly misspelled steamcommunity.com 🤡 then get an actual job skiddie

• offer me to play "your game" 🤡 then get an actual job skiddie

and please get a job honestly and consider the folllowing:

https://tenor.com/view/micah-bell-rdr2-red-dead-redemption2-red-dead-redemption-micah-death-gif-20119297

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[burnt kite]

"man shall not lay with another man" and it's literally just a random Bronze Age law

[toxic relic]

its actually man shall not lay with boy

anti pedo law not anti gay law

[burnt kite]

is it?

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-james-morgan-mcgill-slippin-jimmy-bob-odenkirk-mugshot-gif-18613260

[toxic relic]

yes

[onyx igloo]

yeah that makes sense

roman kings were ALSO

[toxic relic]

the other one is a mistranslation to be generous

[onyx igloo]

very gross and evil

[toxic relic]

kings?

[onyx igloo]

well

sorry those in power

[burnt kite]

a lot of things are

[sacred schooner]

erm, emperors

[onyx igloo]

yeah

thanks i couldnt think of the word

[toxic relic]

old rome used to be a monarchy

from what we know, the first authority of rome was a monarch

before the republic

[burnt kite]

The Bible carries some great messages, but in essence it's just a compilation of hearsay spanning thousands of years

[toxic relic]

real

[burnt kite]

it's bound to have mistakes, bias and contradiction

[onyx igloo]

im sure alot of written history is this way

[toxic relic]

yeah i mean people change, ideas change, and each book was different considering they were all handwritten

you change a few lines and laws when one king gets power to suit their rule

and you change it again when a new pope comes up

etc etc

[neat moat]

thats why the emperors were so scared of being called kings lmao, did everything in their power to try to show they weren't

[sacred schooner]

I've always held religious scriptures in very low regards, though some more than others

[neat moat]

goes to show history is very dynamic

[toxic relic]

real lol

"rome is a democratic republic"
https://tenor.com/view/dumb-stupid-brainlet-wojak-meme-gif-17170021

[burnt kite]

world's most popular fanfic

[graceful dust]

ive heard dif interpretations like one that was like "men shouldnt treat men like women (property)" or something

[burnt kite]

as insulting as it sounds

[neat moat]

And then the empires that immediately followed Rome openly called themselves kings

funny how it works out

[sacred schooner]

if the one I was thinking of was a fanfic, it'd be illegal

[burnt kite]

could be any of them

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/grin-evil-evil-smile-smile-gif-15036311

[burnt kite]

is that mj as a little child

[sacred schooner]

it really just depends how many years in prison

[burnt kite]

nevermind i am tweaking

[graceful dust]

u are

[sacred schooner]

oh no, I want crêpes now, what have you done @tender igloo

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/creeping-kitty-stealthy-stalker-gif-8174883738754345180

[graceful dust]

have u seen the forbidden uni pic

same cat.

[vital marten]

Idk 😆

[sacred schooner]

[tender igloo]

time to go on a sidequest xal and get some

[toxic relic]

im sure. theres countless interpretations

[sacred schooner]

I'd have to make it

[toxic relic]

its writing, its subjective

[neat moat]

Stand ready for my bellay, worm. You were giver water, you were given soap, you were given more belly washing skills than most. And yet I find my belly uncleaned for me to lay down to take a nap. -Pibblequest

[sacred schooner]

and lord knows I hardly cook

[tender igloo]

why do i even bother pressing play on your shitposts

lol

[thin wedge]

very healthy

with that banana slice

[vital marten]

This is medical advice^

From your local and friendly discordian

[tender igloo]

WHAT BANANA

[thin wedge]

you didn't get chocolate banana and strawberry crepes

smh

[vital marten]

Missed out really

[tender igloo]

also i dont know if the crepes here and cali are bad but both times i just am kind of neutral to them

[toxic relic]

sweet crepes suck

savoury crepe better

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/diabetes-gif-27637045

[tender igloo]

yah my sister got savory and we split each one to try

i didnt want to post it because of the chips lol

[graceful dust]

tru also old as fuck & having to be translated several times over

[toxic relic]

looks like a dong

[thin wedge]

koreans got it right

scallion crepes

[toxic relic]

bro what the fuck is this

[tender igloo]

also she picked basic ham n cheese lol

[toxic relic]

crisps? with a ham and cheese crepe?

what the fuck

[sacred schooner]

dear lord, just make normal crêpes, add maple syrup, or yogurt or a sprinkle of lemon and sugar

[tender igloo]

lol

thats what i said i was like bro

[sacred schooner]

this is too much crêpes crimes for me

[tender igloo]

out of all the flavors you get the basic ass kind lol

[onyx igloo]

ive looked down and it doesnt really look like that

[thin wedge]

• maple syrup

[toxic relic]

me too bro

[thin wedge]

Too pricey

[toxic relic]

you need imagination

[thin wedge]

like an actual crepe

[onyx igloo]

i need alot of things

[toxic relic]

crepe isnt pricey

[vital marten]

me at a BBQ place asking for a plain cheeseburger as a kid.. no cheese

[thin wedge]

the shop that have em are

[sacred schooner]

cheap where it's made, here

[toxic relic]

when i lived in SA most of the stores had an old guy making crepes with cinnamon sugar on them for 2 rand for 1

[toxic relic]

wrong

maybe in america

[sacred schooner]

I get whole cans of maple syrup for cheap

[onyx igloo]

just make at home if its pricey

[toxic relic]

its just batter bro, it should be cheaper than a pancake

[onyx igloo]

that is what i've done

[tender igloo]

do you guys really have maple leaf mob

or was leon trolling me

err maple syrup

[sacred schooner]

not that I know of, but there's the famous story of the maple syrup heist

[vital marten]

The maple wars puppers

[toxic relic]

pannekoek

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

delicious

[toxic relic]

insane

[thin wedge]

american moment

[vital marten]

Looks accurate, it holds up to ihops prices

[toxic relic]

dude what

[vital marten]

Not that I’d ever recommend ihop

[sacred schooner]

wtf is that

[thin wedge]

islop indeed

[toxic relic]

americans ruin all the food they get

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-pancakes-ihop-these-are-the-best-pancakes-ive-ever-had-gif-2262565855899132344

[toxic relic]

ham and cheese crepe is insane

[tender igloo]

florentine sounds fancy

[toxic relic]

why puppers

[thin wedge]

she saw it was vegetarian

must be healthy

[tender igloo]

yah i just looked at my sister like why out of all the choices to try , you choose that lol

[vital marten]

The only thing I ever get for breakfast is a Piggy inna Blanket why would I need more

[rain mango]

hi guys im a kitty

meow

[onyx igloo]

i like doner kebab

[toxic relic]

yeah you should keep making fun

[toxic relic]

kebab is so peak

[sacred schooner]

these chunky cans of maple syrup cost roughly 10$ CAD

[onyx igloo]

i made doner at home

[thin wedge]

can????

[young kelp]

I made french toast, somehow it tasted like better pancakes

[thin wedge]

why not bag

[young kelp]

I don't know why

[thin wedge]

real

[onyx igloo]

what do you do with the can if you dont use it all

[sacred schooner]

that's for milk, maple syrup is either cans or glass

[thin wedge]

make hobo soup

[sacred schooner]

you buy one of glass and refill it with cans

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-can-hobo-armorgames-spit-spitting-gif-8026272706135578847

[onyx igloo]

hobo soup? like mulligan stew?

[toxic relic]

thats a kiwi national dish

[thin wedge]

no like salt soup and sweet water

[sacred schooner]

goes into the pre-owned glass maple syrup container

[onyx igloo]

thats not hobo soup

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/miso-soup-tiny-gif-10442344

[onyx igloo]

mulligan stew

[thin wedge]

eating good tonight

[onyx igloo]

is hobo soup

[thin wedge]

yum yum

[onyx igloo]

damn

whats it called

[thin wedge]

even in this economy mulligan stew is too expensive

[onyx igloo]

lemme make it at home if i can

[toxic relic]

its just kebab on chips

or rice

[onyx igloo]

oh

[vital marten]

I like that it’s canned

[toxic relic]

put a fuck ton of sauce and salad on top

[sacred schooner]

the toilet destroyer

[toxic relic]

thats a drunk meal

[thin wedge]

needs more sauce

[toxic relic]

bro the kabab stands are open until 4 am

[onyx igloo]

i saw someone make a food he called patio gravel

was just a bunch of crunchy things in a bowl

[toxic relic]

when you're sloshed you eat one to sober up

[thin wedge]

pub mofos do be hungie

[vital marten]

I’ve never had a kebab

[toxic relic]

indeed

[toxic relic]

insane

[thin wedge]

esp after a good brawl

[sacred schooner]

scooped up gravel off his patio

[vital marten]

It’s just a meal on a stick?

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pretinho-panela-oleo-gif-19509854

[onyx igloo]

i wonder what other food i should try

[toxic relic]

no dude

[onyx igloo]

i have tried doner

[graceful dust]

cornbread

[vital marten]

Hey

[thin wedge]

a can of corn

[graceful dust]

hi

[vital marten]

Are you gonnna eat your cornbread

[tidal verge]

Can a builder help me figure out why 2 rooms are not considered inside? >.>

[graceful dust]

yes fuck off

[onyx igloo]

ah that reference

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-strange-ancient-one-marvel-gif-14594882

[graceful dust]

idk/r the ref

but i like cornbread

[toxic relic]

they are always drowned in sauce and overfilled

[onyx igloo]

some prison movie i forgot the name of

[thin wedge]

exactly

MORE

[toxic relic]

if you're styrofoam container can close, you got ripped off

[sacred schooner]

never had some either, but they stick some meat to a rotating tube and once ready make sandwishes off of it

[toxic relic]

kebab wrap

[thin wedge]

mmmm polystyrene in my blood

[onyx igloo]

sushi roll names are wild

[thin wedge]

sashimi

skip the sus

[sacred schooner]

Maki

[vital marten]

https://youtu.be/Oc5Ckp-1Upw?si=sWxoeOJU8EMKXJ51

[onyx igloo]

i dont really like sashimi

[graceful dust]

- nilered

[onyx igloo]

im not for just a raw plank of fish on rice

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/nile-red-eating-icecreamsandwich-gif-23044211

[sacred schooner]

sashimi is simple, I find it alright

[vital marten]

Life’s a good movie

I enjoyed it

[onyx igloo]

i prefer the sauce coated rolls

[graceful dust]

he did actually eat polystyrene that was a fun one for me

[thin wedge]

fr

i remember that

[onyx igloo]

i had a mango roll with some raw fish

that wasnt bad

[thin wedge]

max lad

[onyx igloo]

it had a jalapeno on it for spice

which was good

i like wild rice

[toxic relic]

damn wait i didnt realise that you dont know that kebab means more than just the meat.
literally its just cooked food prepared in a certain way but colloquially we call anything with kebab kebab.
falafel kebab wrap, chicken kebab on chips, etc - all kebab

[thin wedge]

just go to a good turk place man

[toxic relic]

you think kebab is turkish

another war

[onyx igloo]

kebab is everywhere i think

[thin wedge]

most of them are here

atleast the donor ones

the other kebab place are either pakistan or mediterranean

[onyx igloo]

hummus is good

[burnt kite]

kabab

[toxic relic]

mediterranean is crazy

[onyx igloo]

you can turn hummus into anything

[burnt kite]

mmmmm num num

[thin wedge]

but they only serve the meat

[burnt kite]

kabab

[onyx igloo]

is butter chicken good

[thin wedge]

not wrap or such

[vital marten]

Where the heck do you find a kebab

[toxic relic]

its bland

[onyx igloo]

ive heard alot about butter chicken on the internyet

[toxic relic]

bro what

[toxic relic]

and they say america is multicultural

[onyx igloo]

who says that

[icy vigil]

they

[thin wedge]

melting pot but its like salad dressing

[onyx igloo]

who is they

[icy vigil]

you

[toxic relic]

your propaganda

[thin wedge]

the oil and other stuff are seperated out

[onyx igloo]

i dont say that

[thin wedge]

[icy vigil]

my mistake

idunno who they is

[onyx igloo]

i dont either

[toxic relic]

america

[onyx igloo]

its not mine

[graceful dust]

i was watching that clip up tyhere what is going on in kebab world

[toxic relic]

america is they

[onyx igloo]

its not words from my mouth

[thin wedge]

bofo indeed

[onyx igloo]

i usually just make stuff at home so alot of my dishes are multicultural

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/deez-something-came-in-the-mail-today-deez-nuts-discord-gif-20388619

[onyx igloo]

i just search random shit up and gamble if i like it

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/door-disassembly-door-breakdown-breaking-door-door-gif-20313531

me when i kill my own strawman

[toxic relic]

true

[sacred schooner]

you're not looking hard enough, find the most arab restaurant or area and you will find it

the kebab

[thin wedge]

prop hunt

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption-gif-23739235

[thin wedge]

prop hunt

[onyx igloo]

eventually

[thin wedge]

he rlly do be standing unshaken

[vital marten]

It seems I’m gonna have to REALLY look because nothing nearby pops up when I search for kebabs

[toxic relic]

insane

where you live bro

[onyx igloo]

i saw these i think fermented apples from eastern europe

[vital marten]

Texas

[toxic relic]

no wonder

[vital marten]

I can find plenty of enchiladas though

[thin wedge]

texas but its not autisn or dallas

lmao

[onyx igloo]

they sounded good

[toxic relic]

i dont think any caucasus or western asian people are gonna live southern usa

[thin wedge]

expect in tech hubs

[toxic relic]

okay buddy

[vital marten]

😆

[toxic relic]

thats not even the right racist stereotype

[thin wedge]

nah but that where the money flows

[toxic relic]

flow out of your pocket

[thin wedge]

why else is puppers able to get korean corndogs in texas

[graceful dust]

wdym

[thin wedge]

all the socal mofos moved out

[toxic relic]

racism

[graceful dust]

"moved out"

[toxic relic]

because its not really korean

[toxic relic]

what

[thin wedge]

yeah putting sqaure mozza chunk on a corndog instead korean but its is what it is

[toxic relic]

is there kimchi fried rice in texas

[thin wedge]

probably

[vital marten]

I found a food truck nearby that’s apparently Greek based(?) and serves a chicken kebab sandwich

[onyx igloo]

i like pork fried rice

the ones with char siew are good

[toxic relic]

greek

[graceful dust]

ramped up hostility against asians since 2020 & talking abt a state that got gentrified by putting asians in camps

[vital marten]

They spelled it kebob though

[toxic relic]

oh yeah real

[sacred schooner]

don't look at me, I've never eaten one in my life

[toxic relic]

bruh

also kebab sandwich

and greek

red flags

[vital marten]

Seems we must go 40 miles for the kebab

[toxic relic]

its not kebab is souvlaki

[onyx igloo]

what is souvlaki

[toxic relic]

greek has gyro and souvlaki

[toxic relic]

meat stick

[onyx igloo]

oh

it is plated like shashlik

[toxic relic]

yeah it can be

[onyx igloo]

speaking of i should make shashlik at some point

[toxic relic]

the only time you could get kebab in greece is immigrant or on thrace

but we dont talk about the muslim turkish population of thrace

smile

[thin wedge]

💀

Greece is so great
the Greece in question:

[vital marten]

[toxic relic]

real

[tender igloo]

chicken paprikash!

[toxic relic]

lou doesnt know about greek and turkish relations

[toxic relic]

erhm thats hungarian brother

[tender igloo]

yah make it to try

[toxic relic]

i will ride georgian and hungarian food

until i fucking die

its so good

[onyx igloo]

that reminds me of porkolt a bit

[thin wedge]

chicken parm

[vital marten]

I’m American, I know practically nothing

[toxic relic]

bruh

mb ping

[tender igloo]

chicken paprikash is better

espsecially if you make the noodle stuff shit

[toxic relic]

how does america get by not knowing anything about the world

[thin wedge]

the noodle stuff

[graceful dust]

bad. for everyone else.

[onyx igloo]

we arent getting by

[toxic relic]

the dumplings? nokedli

[neat moat]

How did the rural pesent farmer get by knowing nothing about thr world?

[vital marten]

I think Sean’s response is most accurate

Look at us

[toxic relic]

dude

[lost fiber]

America is fucked six ways to sunday.

[tender igloo]

uhhh lol hang on

[toxic relic]

thats not a good comparison lol

[neat moat]

You can still live a life in ignorance

[graceful dust]

also how is america getting by is a rly funny q to ask during a shutdown

[toxic relic]

also

[onyx igloo]

i didnt even know there were six holes

[graceful dust]

like not expecting u to know

[toxic relic]

you underestimate travel back in those days

[onyx igloo]

uhh okay ill stop

[graceful dust]

but i loved hearing it

[tender igloo]

i keep wanting to call it spaetzle and i know its not that lol

[onyx igloo]

spatzle is just egg noodles

[thin wedge]

probably should tell lou to go to wherever you go

[toxic relic]

if you lived on the imperial road for example, even if you were a peasant you would here about and speak to travellers from many regions

from india to south america

[thin wedge]

cuz whatever he is isn't getting the good stuff

[neat moat]

Thats true, but the point im trying to get at is people can get by not knowing anything outside their immediate area. Not a defense or an excuse, just an explanation

[toxic relic]

interesting

[tender igloo]

i think its kinda the same ingredients b

[toxic relic]

real

[onyx igloo]

dumplings are thicker

[tender igloo]

i forget it was just some recipe i found for the shits

[vital marten]

Ironically the food truck is named “The Good Stuff” LMFAO

[tender igloo]

ITS NOT A DUMPER

[toxic relic]

nasa cant talk about the comet because of the shutdown

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYGxPpBTdXU

[neat moat]

And I mean that still happens today tok stink no? Hearing about like the overthrow of the government in Nepal

[toxic relic]

which is fucking stupid and sucks

[onyx igloo]

a dumpy

[mellow birch]

we exist in a little information bubble of our own where nothing matters outside of our own immediate lives

[lost fiber]

Dumptrunk lookin' mf.

[toxic relic]

what exists today

[vital marten]

Dumpling can’t sneak past the guards

[neat moat]

information osmosis

[toxic relic]

yes it does

[graceful dust]

it kinda depends. like in my hometown ppl didnt know the names of towns 10 miles away but i had to travel to them often bc like... it was cheaper to get groceries, so im not sure what excuse everyone else had for never having heard of them

[toxic relic]

but america is very closed off dude

even if you are chronically online

[neat moat]

It is

[tender igloo]

it looked like that

not big ones lol

[toxic relic]

thats nokedli

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-desert-patrick-bateman-desert-memes-bike-gif-14915528305895461600

[toxic relic]

nokedli

[tender igloo]

i like those, gosh

[toxic relic]

i see

[tender igloo]

SO DELISH

[lost fiber]

At least it isn't as bad as a European mindset.

[toxic relic]

👍

[quasi slate]

wow plov

[neat moat]

whats the european mindset

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAHAH

[lost fiber]

Culturally profiling hatred and not just skin color.

[toxic relic]

wait are you american

[lost fiber]

[neat moat]

ah

[toxic relic]

real

europe has competitive racism on every level

[neat moat]

I was thinking of other, but adjacent, stuff

[lost fiber]

It's so fucked how competitive Europeans are when it comes to being racist.

[toxic relic]

ask a serbian about kozovo

[vital marten]

Decided to settle on a Pork and Chicken Lo Mein

[toxic relic]

ask a bulgarian about macedonia

[vital marten]

a who about what

[lost fiber]

Ya wan eggrowl?

[graceful dust]

i think i just had the amnt of spicy that makes me vomit an hour later

[tender igloo]

go get doner

[onyx igloo]

or make

you can make

[toxic relic]

ask a romanian about romani

[tender igloo]

no lol

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

i make it on grill

[vital marten]

Cooking? In America?

[tender igloo]

it needs to be thin sliced!

[onyx igloo]

if you no know how to cook what you do

[sacred schooner]

minor disagreement about sovereignty

[onyx igloo]

i made it on a grill

[vital marten]

Pay money or Starve

[onyx igloo]

i know its not authentic

[toxic relic]

serbia and their minor disagreements

[onyx igloo]

but i dont have everything

[neat moat]

I look, in abject horror, as the suburban mom discards the serrano seeds into the trash bin

[tender igloo]

yah but man , after a while when you get to 40 years old, cooking every day or every other day that shit gets old sometimes i just wanna eat something without thinking about what i need to make it

[graceful dust]

the english will just like not know wtf ur talking abt until u say a slur

[onyx igloo]

i dont cook everyday

[thin wedge]

panda express moment

[onyx igloo]

its usually when im very bored

[toxic relic]

the romani population in england

[tender igloo]

see im the main cook fo rmy family so its every day or every other day

it gets old lol

[onyx igloo]

i do nothing all day

[toxic relic]

ask a finnish person about the sami

[onyx igloo]

except clean and cook on my own choice

[tender igloo]

ok come be my chef

https://tenor.com/view/spanky-throwing-money-cash-money-our-gang-little-rascals-gif-17781337

[onyx igloo]

im not walking to your house

[lost fiber]

Cooking is pretty nice.

[toxic relic]

i hate cooking lmao

[neat moat]

salami?

[tender igloo]

same here lol

[onyx igloo]

i love grilling food

[toxic relic]

indigenous people

they were assimilated and killed and land was taken

[neat moat]

I see

Bravo 6 going dark

[toxic relic]

theres a few groups left

[lost fiber]

My condolences. But it was a very delicious sandwich.

[toxic relic]

pfft

[lost fiber]

[toxic relic]

sami groups are spread across scandinavia and russia now afaik

[thin wedge]

its come with eggwhu

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/ayranla-gelih-ayran-tavuklu-pilav-gif-11763589614993555431

[lost fiber]

eghwoll.

[vital marten]

Local place not a franchise

They’ve been here 15 years now

[thin wedge]

everyone got that taste of china or china city

[tender igloo]

whats ur favorite snack from it

[thin wedge]

eggwhu

[vital marten]

Fortune cookie

I’m not gonna lie I don’t order enough from there

[toxic relic]

bruh

[tender igloo]

lol you sound like my sister

[toxic relic]

fortune cookie

[neat moat]

Tale as old as time. Like the emishi in Japan

[toxic relic]

ainu?

[tender igloo]

i made hoecakes for the firs ttime which i did NOT like and she was like these are great

[thin wedge]

ainu indeed

[tender igloo]

like yah cause you can put fucking sugar on it lol

[toxic relic]

emishi ezo and ainu

[vital marten]

I gotta try the crab cheese rangoon sometime

[neat moat]

the emishi and ainu were two indigenous groups no?

[vital marten]

It looks good

[toxic relic]

yessir and the ezo

[thin wedge]

its depends

sometimes they have enough meat

sometimes its just all crunch and no meat

[vital marten]

Crab lotto

[thin wedge]

like cheap dumplings

[toxic relic]

but ainu is the only surviving indigenous group afaik

[tender igloo]

thats the best

[toxic relic]

what the fuck is that

crab cheese rangoon?

[heavy ivy]

its like burned fries
maximum crisp

[lilac quarry]

apparently really good

[heavy ivy]

yummers

[lilac quarry]

I've never had a crab rangoon

but apparently they're great

[vital marten]

Crab meat and cream cheese in a wonton wrapper that’s deep fried

According to the description

[toxic relic]

disgusting

[heavy ivy]

that was in response to puppers btw the crab cheese rangoon does not taste like burned fries

[lilac quarry]

do you like anything

[toxic relic]

yessir

[heavy ivy]

i would not know i have not eaten it but i doubt it would taste so

[tender igloo]

THEYRE SO GOOD

[toxic relic]

why the fuck would i like crab meat and cream cheese thats deep fried dude

it sounds fucking nasty

[tender igloo]

no lol

[thin wedge]

never had it but they're great

[toxic relic]

disagree, sounds bad

[thin wedge]

what kinda second hand smoke you huffing

[tender igloo]

youre actually the worst lol

LETS TRY BEING POSITIVE

[toxic relic]

no

[graceful dust]

am i missing something cos ik ryukyuans r also indigenous

[toxic relic]

how is not liking something being negative brother

[tender igloo]

uhh yah

[toxic relic]

should i lie

[neat moat]

I used to love crab legs
I can never condone for my sins

[toxic relic]

thats dishonest

[lost fiber]

Don't you anime girl react me.

[heavy ivy]

@floral fiber another for the archives

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/kyaru-princess-connect-anime-sip-awkward-gif-26897271

[onyx igloo]

BAROTRAUMA!
sends you to the abyss of europa

[lost fiber]

You're allowed, cause you use good ones.

[heavy ivy]

fool! i ate husk eggs twelve minutes ago

[neat moat]

never change

[lost fiber]

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-honest-reaction-benjammins-mid-thats-mid-gif-12941560756537883316

[onyx igloo]

YOU LIE YOU CAN SPEAK

[tender igloo]

bruh lol

[toxic relic]

🤔 interesting, im not as familiar with okinawan ethnohistory

[onyx igloo]

THOSE WITH THE HUSK INFECTION CANNOT SPEAK AFTER A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME

[lost fiber]

[onyx igloo]

I READ THE LORE LIKE A NERD

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-uma-musume-sakura-sakura-chiyono-o-chiyono-gif-12562938589553431246

[toxic relic]

ill do some research but thank you for that information

[vital marten]

How much time

[neat moat]

I keep forgetting that Japanese people are actually colonizers

[rain mango]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hai

[lost fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/burnice-burnice-go-burnice-dance-burnice-zzz-zenless-gif-775985986860153028

[rain mango]

:3

[toxic relic]

lololol

[lost fiber]

I'm too conditioned to dance to the tunes

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-blah-mocking-mock-gif-12112286

lol

[graceful dust]

they got assimilated/erased too & arent rly recognized

[onyx igloo]

im pretty sure the husk infection gets you around 10 minutes?

frees you if you will

[heavy ivy]

yeah i said 12 minutes, called my bluff

[graceful dust]

everyone does it kinda drives me mad

[lilac quarry]

I should've never shown you the bigger version of the gif

[tender igloo]

uh huh , dont hold on

err out

[lost fiber]

Having more dislikes than likes just makes your taste more refined.

[rain mango]

i thought you had a chudjak pfp for a second

[onyx igloo]

byebye

[tender igloo]

man LOL i thoutht there was someone named fixed space bar typing forever

get that comma out of your name lol

[onyx igloo]

500 nukes

[lost fiber]

Chudjak is cringe and ugly. I would never...

[graceful dust]

Several people (me, myself, & I) are typing...

[toxic relic]

yes from what ive read ryukyu islands werent part of japan until after ww2 where they were annexed and used as a dumping toilet for american military bases

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/baro-trauma-barotrauma-nuke-bomb-gif-1871968193223011821

barotrauma ost is so peak why did i not play this game earlier

[heavy ivy]

now shoot it at the bridge

[toxic relic]

if you are going to immigrate to germany you need to fucking learn european conversation

everyone hates everything all the time

especially ourselves

and then we make fun of it

[onyx igloo]

well ive got that down

[sacred schooner]

point blank nukes are the best nukes

[toxic relic]

just banter

[rain mango]

I!! FUCKING!! HATE!! BIRMINGHAAAAAM!!

[heavy ivy]

minimizing energy loss by using yourself to reflect potential damage back at the opponent

[vital marten]

Is being pissed off normal over there? Or is this a calm hate

[lost fiber]

In Europe, it's not enough to just hate yourself. You must hate everyone else equally. More equal some than others

[onyx igloo]

BIRMINGHAM IS A SHITHOLE!

[graceful dust]

shits fucked. before i read abt them i knew there were indigenous ppl in that area but only heard them referred to as okinawans

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil675-gif-2877674803769001259

[neat moat]

keeping it real

[toxic relic]

its very different to american anger

it sounds stupid but its true

its more of a general disdain for the world

[heavy ivy]

hey acknowleding shits fucked is a good first step to either recovery or fixing it

[toxic relic]

real

[onyx igloo]

would you like to sign my petition

kind of disdain?

[toxic relic]

what

[vital marten]

Sounds so strange

Everyone is nice here

[onyx igloo]

postal reference

[rain mango]

Wolololo

[toxic relic]

🤨

that doesnt mean "europeans" are mean dude

its just the perspective

[heavy ivy]

this bread is ass. we must do better. we need to bake better bread

[toxic relic]

its more realistic and not american exceptionalism and idealism

[vital marten]

[toxic relic]

also, europe is a continent so its hard to generalize haha

[graceful dust]

the avg american wants to be truman show'd

[rain mango]

Europeans got it easy

[onyx igloo]

how do i find caves in barotrauma?

anybody know?

[toxic relic]

san marino will be different to belarus

[onyx igloo]

i see this little marker but cant find the cave itself

[neat moat]

Its almost like there are hundreds of distinct cultures in Europe or something

[toxic relic]

real

[rain mango]

Nah

They all got it easy

[toxic relic]

erhm

balkans?

[rain mango]

Who

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/brimingham-shithole-hate-gif-22016025

[toxic relic]

the balkan region bro

[neat moat]

True, but SA has some intense rivalries too no?

[toxic relic]

the ones fucked by the ussr

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/drone-light-bulb-mount-gif-26115873

[rain mango]

happiest british citizen

They all change light bulbs with drones

[neat moat]

Actually all of latin america irc but I am ignorant on this

[heavy ivy]

you have a point here
an analogy ive heard is something along the lines of, in america everything is always called spectacular to the point that sometnhing being just good is a terrible thing

[toxic relic]

brazil lore is crazy

exactly

[graceful dust]

the 7/10 phenomenon

[toxic relic]

its the idea that 5/10 is the baseline instead of 1/10

[neat moat]

how far does balkin hate go

[vital marten]

Didn’t they almost have a war because of Soccer Football down there?

[rain mango]

67 phenomena

[toxic relic]

or that 5/10 is bad when its average

[rain mango]

i hate you

shut up

i hate 67

[toxic relic]

wdym man

[neat moat]

like

the wars and violence