general_chat

[stone meadow]

it sucks

[gloomy ice]

I didn't get to choose the laptop

[vital marten]

Run Moopy Run

[stone meadow]

do you have another slot for ram?

[vital marten]

SCP-999 is a lie

[gloomy ice]

I'm getting conflicting information about that

[stone meadow]

whats your laptop model

[gloomy ice]

brazillian says yes https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GyMNg9PdC-I

[thin wedge]

mine is swappable tho

[toxic relic]

yet you're using your phone rn

[stone meadow]

yeah it doesnt happen to every laptop

[gloomy ice]

It's a aspire go 15 sadly

[stone meadow]

I had an alienware x15? iirc

with a rtx3060

8gb of 16 was soldered

[heavy ivy]

mine is swappable thankfully
however
every laptop should have swappable ram and keyboard

[stone meadow]

£2000 laptop btw

[thin wedge]

mine is a rtx 2060

[gloomy ice]

aspire AG15-31P

[thin wedge]

both are swappable

[toxic relic]

2000 euros for 16 gb is insane

[heavy ivy]

i have an older laptop that i just use as a server sometimes because the keyboard went to shit and its plastic sodered on so i can't easily replace it

[thin wedge]

dell moment

[toxic relic]

you paid for the gpu

thats all

crazy price

[vital marten]

They go on sale for much less

[thin wedge]

you paid for planned obsolete

https://tenor.com/view/laptop-gif-26065254

so you can junk it and buy another

[vital marten]

If it’s not meant to break within 5 years is it really a product?

[thin wedge]

🗣️

[thin wedge]

how else you gonna keep laptop manufacturers in business

think mark think

[gloomy ice]

Can I send it somewhere and get the ram desoldered and replaced?

[thin wedge]

yes but its gonna cost yea

and that if they're good or not

[stone meadow]

yeah youre shit out of luck lol

[vital marten]

Now a have a headache from the Bondo

[gloomy ice]

I mean, I had my controller desoldered and replaced with hall effect sticks

[vital marten]

This is worse than oil

[gloomy ice]

I know that😭

[thin wedge]

that different

[stone meadow]

Cant believe you only have soldered ram

[toxic relic]

why dont you just buy another laptop hthen

[thin wedge]

a controller is big

[gloomy ice]

Eventually

[heavy ivy]

manufacturers should be at the consumers beck and call, they should have to earn the customers money, not expect it

[vital marten]

Spend that money

[thin wedge]

those soldered ram stick are tiny

[burnt kite]

i have come to a conclusion that quasimorph is peak cinema

[vital marten]

Take out a loan in fact

You deserve it

[gloomy ice]

Long story short, the laptop was free

so

I aint complaining

[toxic relic]

bs flawed logic

[stone meadow]

why tf would you solder 8gbs of ram pernamently tho

[thin wedge]

stop buying thinkpads and get this 2000 dollar heater

[vital marten]

Stop thinking and buy buy buy

[thin wedge]

is funni

[stone meadow]

usually there is at LEAST an empty slot for more tam

[gloomy ice]

apparently there's a 4 gb version

[toxic relic]

nah dw hahah it may just be cheaper to buy another

[gloomy ice]

ATLEAST IT ISN'T MY OLD CHROMEBOOK

[toxic relic]

chromebook

[stone meadow]

I mean learning its HP brand its not surprising

[gloomy ice]

4 gb ram 🥀

[gloomy ice]

damn e waste

I am so happy to be rid of it

[thin wedge]

you say it not a chromebook but its an aspire tho 🥀

[vital marten]

Chromebook is 100% what made me get a pc

I couldn’t stand zomboid at 15 fps but it was so fun at 15 fps I wanted to really experience it

[stone meadow]

HP and Dell are always trying to be the cheapest possible

[gloomy ice]

this isn't

[thin wedge]

trash companies

[tender igloo]

dude you got a dell

[gloomy ice]

chromebook is a asus

[stone meadow]

Lenovo thinkpads are the only mainstream robust laptops

[gloomy ice]

chromebook is asus without the u

[stone meadow]

For now

[thin wedge]

asus is okay

[heavy ivy]

imagine how cool it would be if there was a company that sold individual parts to all their products and would take in broken products to recycle, minimizing ewaste

[stone meadow]

I have a thinkpad

[thin wedge]

nitro are better than whatever hp and dell offer in gaming

[vital marten]

Asus is good

[tender igloo]

[stone meadow]

I wouldnt trust any mainstream companies tbh

[gloomy ice]

Me too, I was tired of running apk and running out of space to get a linux install on it

[stone meadow]

Even thinkpads have issues, gotta get the right one

[sacred schooner]

you have a stinkpad?

[stone meadow]

Yeah

Uh oh, stinky

[gloomy ice]

and somehow I lost storage to a phantom netflix download

[vital marten]

Tfw your Chromebook doesn’t even have enough space to factory reset and install windows… THE VERY BASIC THING YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO 😭

[stone meadow]

16gb is the new 8gb

8gb is 4gb

Barely enough

[vital marten]

You buy Chromebook and without doing anything you can’t fit windows OS on it after 2 updates

[sacred schooner]

oh wait, I have a stinkpad as well

[gloomy ice]

someone got it for me to actually spite me

Like literally spite me

[stone meadow]

why tho

its a chromebook

[gloomy ice]

non metaphorically.

[vital marten]

They only have 32 gb space

[stone meadow]

its only purpose is to be able to access the internet

[heavy ivy]

changing my expectations for gaming is helpful for purchasing too
fuck a mainline graphics card, instead i want to spend that money on a good cpu and some extra ram and get an older card
most of the games that would need a current day card are pretty shit anyways

[vital marten]

At least the model I had

[vital marten]

True

[stone meadow]

and have some downloads

[vital marten]

It was only good for 15fps zomboid

[neon bramble]

how bad for you was 15 fps zomboid

[stone meadow]

getting a "gaming" laptop is always a waste

[thin wedge]

🗣️ swappable ram

[gloomy ice]

You have to go digging around in your chromebook to install other os on it I thought?

I already factoried it

[tender igloo]

i tink it depends on brand, i still have mine from 2015 and its still great

[neon bramble]

obviously it isn't pleasant but how playable is it

[heavy ivy]

yah
just an excuse for manufacturers to sell you a shittier product at a higher price

[gloomy ice]

Very

[stone meadow]

If it was advertised as a gaming laptop, its an inferior product

[gloomy ice]

just need to walk places in 42

[thin wedge]

a 50xx laptop will just be a 40 series gpu anyways

[vital marten]

15fps on chromebook is only achievable if you fight against overheating by putting the laptop on Floor AC Vent

So my setup was Bluetooth mouse and keyboard, laptop sitting on floor with HDMI into my Flatscreen TV

[thin wedge]

[vital marten]

All before I had a setup

[toxic relic]

military grade [ ]

[stone meadow]

There are actual professional laptops with good gpus and cpus

They just get sold as work laptops

[sacred schooner]

also known as good enough for the grunts grade

[tender igloo]

nopers mine was just uhh i forget lol

[heavy ivy]

if its target audience is people in the animation or design industry then i imagine itd be of much more serious stock

[gloomy ice]

Like 42 is fine if im not loading anything new

[stone meadow]

The moment "gaming" comes into the description you pay a premium

[thin wedge]

Fatass laptop

[tender igloo]

laptop lmao

[toxic relic]

gaming toilet?

[stone meadow]

Yes

[heavy ivy]

5000$ lightbulb

[sacred schooner]

you can probably hammer down a nail with it

[thin wedge]

your on a gaming discord

[stone meadow]

You would definitely pay a premium for a gaming toilet

[thin wedge]

time to pay up

[stone meadow]

erm

IM being paid actually. Pay me money

[heavy ivy]

ok bill this is general chat knock that gamer talk off
we dont game here
serious topics only

[stone meadow]

2 grand

[thin wedge]

pz premium pass

[stone meadow]

Ill premium pass this gas

[sacred schooner]

a serious topic? Are you a visitor?

[stone meadow]

ou

[tender igloo]

ou

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/no-im-not-human-cat-gif-10798736230298585701

[tender igloo]

erm english only pls

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/ifold-baguette-gif-19326324

[thin wedge]

https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/4415163187607-Server-Subscriptions-for-Members

[heavy ivy]

im being a lil piece of garbage on purpose dwdw i take nothing here seriously and it all stays in ram never solid memory

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-11059538064120696238

[sacred schooner]

can't believe you'd do me like that frogski

[thin wedge]

time to milk it

[toxic relic]

insane

milk this dick discord

[thin wedge]

[stone meadow]

If i dont abuse my priveleges for that, then why am i even a mod

[toxic relic]

paying to access a server is crazy

[tender igloo]

ew they would never lol

[toxic relic]

who they

[stone meadow]

Not appropriate

[toxic relic]

bruh

[frail shadow]

electric chair

make an example out of him

[neon bramble]

they saw the patreon/exclusive discords and wanted a cut

[stone meadow]

Are you really surprised

[toxic relic]

im expressing my frustration 🤓

[toxic relic]

compared to what other people say yeah man

but delete it if you want

[stone meadow]

are you other people

[toxic relic]

i am one of other people

if everyone is other people

[stone meadow]

Other people get the ban hammer

[toxic relic]

real

[stone meadow]

are you other people

[sacred schooner]

proscribe harmony among the users of this community platform, is was HR would probably say

[thin wedge]

more parent borrowed credit card money

[frail shadow]

the regime is always watching

[thin wedge]

67

[sacred schooner]

but you're right, chaos is better

[toxic relic]

dont make a nice guy angry

you dont wanna see my alpha come out

[stone meadow]

hr is actually gonna lobotomise me soon

[toxic relic]

[stone meadow]

So have fun while im nice

[frail shadow]

the lobotomy will make you evil ?

[sacred schooner]

the second I see you talking corpo speech is the day I'll know you're dead

[stone meadow]

Soon enough ill have to legally be mean

New laws and shit

[toxic relic]

lame

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/67-mason-baseball-edit-gif-9368693681139677605

[stone meadow]

So while im not legally required to be the most hardass mod, im gonna be nice

[burnt kite]

jor jor welp

[graceful dust]

oh i dont like that

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/defcongaming-defcon-discord-dioscord-admin-discord-admin-gif-18695508

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/hol-blip-blip-jar-jar-binks-jar-jar-frown-gif-10372501430729495126

[toxic relic]

the screenshot thread would be so good rn

part of all that was taken from us

[stone meadow]

Im already holding back from saying so much shit

[vital marten]

[thin wedge]

i could ban but im nice ahhh

[thin wedge]

atleast you have cdda

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/the-alpha-is-typing-sigma-beta-alpha-gif-15085961505239595360

[burnt kite]

typa shi they do to yo chromebook when you leave for 5 minutes

[gloomy ice]

g***r

[stone meadow]

The new laws and our upcoming new rules for what we can and cant say will make me feel like my wings are clipped

[undone crest]

Hi, i'm looking for a partner to play PZ

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/impractical-jokers-joe-dog-cage-gif-24729515

[toxic relic]

it is because of the safety act

[stone meadow]

indeed

[toxic relic]

thats crazy

[harsh vault]

i dont remember this scene

is this a punishment

[sacred schooner]

husband adoption?

[tender igloo]

#1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028 can try there

[stone meadow]

usually it js

[harsh vault]

so this isnt? 😭

[toxic relic]

self policing

[thin wedge]

no pupper pls the last person to do so got so much karma r/gamer

[stone meadow]

no it is

[harsh vault]

only if it was murr

would be funnier

[tender igloo]

speak english lol

what

[stone meadow]

unfortunately we cant trust yall to do that

[toxic relic]

no

im saying that this safety act shit

will lead to that

[thin wedge]

she just wanted some ladies to play pz with

[toxic relic]

the way that people say unalive and sewer slide irl

[stone meadow]

oh yeah well that is already the expectation tbf

[toxic relic]

thats stupid

[stone meadow]

Blame the game not the player

[sacred schooner]

the heck is sewer slide supposed to mean

[toxic relic]

and its hallmonitor shit haha 'erhm you cant say penis"

[tender igloo]

erm , theyre looking for a counterpart

[stone meadow]

You think i dont hate that shit

[gloomy ice]

suicide

[toxic relic]

nah im just talking about it man

thinking out loud

[burnt kite]

"he was unalived with a pewpew"

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-huh-cat-huh-etr-gif-15332443943609734737

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/undertaker-casket-gif-14075671

[stone meadow]

We also will hsve to tighten up the enforcement of the rules btw

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-baby-car-smack-whack-gif-1621043948653080608

[sacred schooner]

gotta talk to people like they're 5 YO

[burnt kite]

kill babby.

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-dan-hentschel-screaming-screaming-jeff-the-killer-heonism-gif-17746138778396683134

[stone meadow]

That means a lot of the memes probably wont fly

[thin wedge]

erm actually she found out all pz player are just teenagers

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/yess-girl-gif-26883543

hahahha

[tender igloo]

wat lol

bill stop lmao

[thin wedge]

its true tho

[stone meadow]

I also will have to speak more like a corpo drone too, depending on what the lawyers and hr decide

[thin wedge]

she wouldn't let a bisexual filpino farmer like me play

[toxic relic]

no way

[thin wedge]

[tender igloo]

isnt that to cover your guys's butt

[toxic relic]

that sucks man

[stone meadow]

havent got anything concrete but thats how its heading

[toxic relic]

you already got more uptight when you became mod but now you're gonna talk like chatgpt

[stone meadow]

i mean yeah it would cover us for sure

[tender igloo]

i would think that would prevent people that like in the past tried using out of context things against you guys

[stone meadow]

I just feel like some humanity will be lost talking to the users

We'll see anyway

[toxic relic]

agreed man

nah its obvious that itll be more sanitized and 🤔 impersonal

[stone meadow]

But hey ill always be a user first

[toxic relic]

leon probably never gonna be able to talk about dragons anymore

[stone meadow]

Even if im sanitised in what i can say

[toxic relic]

already talking like a corpo

[sacred schooner]

https://youtu.be/X8woa_wSrmA?si=brJyaI3a5WJ4_k4V this'll be you soon

[thin wedge]

#1418056597787377825 message

@tender igloo it so sad puppers

[toxic relic]

still fucking hilarious

[stone meadow]

Nothing has been decided yet, and we havent been told to change up our approach, so for all I know nothing will change

[toxic relic]

jope or cope

[thin wedge]

hopium

[stone meadow]

Jope?

[toxic relic]

im not sure which one

[toxic relic]

yeah man

[tender igloo]

ok theyre being dumb in there lol

[toxic relic]

jope

[stone meadow]

erm

[toxic relic]

thats how zo says it

[stone meadow]

Maybe not that jill boe

[toxic relic]

wait bill send that to me i wanna see it

safety act

can i piss emote even

[stone meadow]

to be fair

We have been slack on our rules this whole time

[sacred schooner]

what's the Q4 forecast, you think you'll be good from a standpoint perspective, perhaps needle it through from a macro point of view?

[toxic relic]

okay man

whatever you say

cant even glorping

[stone meadow]

Ok piss on your stink

[heavy ivy]

It's so messed up
and like, it was never about the memes, it's about control and it sucks to see TIS suffer because of it :(

[stone meadow]

Gotta comply :/

[sacred schooner]

more seriously, what's this about a law changing how things work?

[toxic relic]

comply with dis

[sacred schooner]

who when what why

[thin wedge]

Trainspotting scene got him scared

[toxic relic]

the safety act dude

[stone meadow]

Safety act. Introducing online IDs and imposing rules on online content

[toxic relic]

online safety shit

[sacred schooner]

I'd only known about the ID shit, I gotta read on what those new rules are

[toxic relic]

i assume because tis is british and because discord changed its rules to comply that tis has to as well

[stone meadow]

TIS being an actual game company, gotta follow the rules

[stone meadow]

yeah, afaik TIS is uk based

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

wikipedia restricted

[sacred schooner]

I know there's an equivalent in the canadian parliament but I haven't read on it either

[surreal mirage]

What am i reading

Gov enshitification

[stone meadow]

everyone is adopting a version of it

[thin wedge]

gotta erase every imgur link (imgur banned in ul boowhomp)

[toxic relic]

insane

[surreal mirage]

Companies should stop complying all together so govs realise how dumb this whole law is

[stone meadow]

not up to us to argue against it so

[toxic relic]

theres a proposal for a nz version but i know its getting a lot of pushback

[toxic relic]

erhm

[stone meadow]

Well it wouldnt be ideal if TIS got fines for non compliance

[toxic relic]

oh not tis

i mean people

[stone meadow]

oh yeah i meant tis

[toxic relic]

okay subway

[heavy ivy]

ik youre saying this from the TIS side of things which yeah, thats fair
on the flipside as individuals we gotta band together to fight this stuff

[stone meadow]

I dont like subway

[toxic relic]

bruh has no one watched community

seems like a forgotten show

[stone meadow]

"You made the sandwich" erm the bread and meat quality sucks

[stone meadow]

i dont watch shows or movies

[toxic relic]

what do you do

🧍‍♂️

[stone meadow]

go out

[tender igloo]

watches his phone

[stone meadow]

read manga and manhwa

[toxic relic]

im an old man

[stone meadow]

youre one to talk

[toxic relic]

when you reach 30 you wont be able to go out as much

[stone meadow]

ill never reach 30

[toxic relic]

sure buddy

[stone meadow]

ill be 20 10

[stone meadow]

you individuals can do that. Im sticking with tis

[thin wedge]

remember mods aren't your friends

[toxic relic]

thats what every kid says but then they get to 45 and realise they want to live for as long as possible

[thin wedge]

[tender igloo]

theyre food

[toxic relic]

then you get old fucks with weirdo new age remedies for "partied too hard at 23"

[thin wedge]

[heavy ivy]

that danny devito meme
'i get it now'

[toxic relic]

class traitor moment

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/atra-bilis-wtf-joke-jokes-funny-jokes-gif-26870710

[toxic relic]

indeed

[stone meadow]

very hr of us

[toxic relic]

i dont mean it in a "dont drink dont smoke blah blah" i just find it funny how predictable it is sometimes

[stone meadow]

get to 45? thats fiction

[thin wedge]

not if the heat death of the universe comes

[heavy ivy]

frogski remembering the wise words of the old man in 22 years

[thin wedge]

august 12 2036

[stone meadow]

ill betray anyone for a substantial amount of money

[heavy ivy]

i think you missed a zero or twelve thousand

[toxic relic]

you sound like a gas oligarch

[stone meadow]

I know how shallow i am

[sacred schooner]

yup, see no problem at all with that, no problemo whatsoever, no slippery slope

[thin wedge]

nah if an ai squidward say it so then it is so

[toxic relic]

ride in your g wagon with your gazprom shares

[plush cobalt]

I am content with my mortality 😀

[stone meadow]

im in an engineering field

[plush cobalt]

Ew

[stone meadow]

ill be fine with being paid a lot for immoral jobs

[toxic relic]

insane

[stone meadow]

easily corruptable

[heavy ivy]

not everyone is an [redacted] that has had three mythos created in its name "Omar"
you get an exception on technically of eldritch being

[toxic relic]

i would say this is a bit but i know what you do for work rn

so i believe you

[plush cobalt]

Well maybe everyone should be

[stone meadow]

I have some sort of defence for it

[toxic relic]

im sure you do

[stone meadow]

the stuff im working on doesnt actually get nuked

[toxic relic]

everyone makes rationalizations

[plush cobalt]

I, too, justify my evils to myself

[toxic relic]

yeah i know i make nukes but its not like anyones ever gonna set them off smile

[stone meadow]

they just get the data from it for actual nukes

[toxic relic]

lololol

[heavy ivy]

if i had a 53,000 yr old ancient artifact of a lost civilization for everyone, then yeah, but theyre a bit hard to come by today

[stone meadow]

If its not me then itll be someone else 😏

[toxic relic]

im just helping advance one of if not the most powerful weapon in the world but im just a guy its not like im pressing the button smile

[stone meadow]

Hey, the kinda nukes we already got, youd be praying for a stronger yield

[toxic relic]

flawed logic and removes your agency get a better one

sure sure man

i want a more destructive weapon cause all i care about is my own safety or comfort in death

smile

[thin wedge]

like a true russian mobster

[toxic relic]

not just russian bro

every ex soviet country

[stone meadow]

Unfortunately MAD is a reality

[toxic relic]

yeah man

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

i grew up near the end of the cold war

[thin wedge]

uaz bread loaf better

[stone meadow]

Tbh there is no point in improving nukes

Once one gets launched, the whole arsenal gets launched

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/van-jeep-chase-chasing-van-chasing-gif-5786093

funny lil soviet cars

[toxic relic]

improvement to nukes is just bureaucratizing it

[stone meadow]

It is indeed money spent on peace of mind

[toxic relic]

it becomes a signature a normality something we dont think of as obscene anymore

not feared, not respected, easily abused

cant wait

[vital marten]

Turn the trees red!!

[stone meadow]

Itd be great if we never discovered nukes

[toxic relic]

452 peak and lada

[stone meadow]

the loaf sucks btw

[toxic relic]

man just doesnt know peak

[stone meadow]

its a box on wheels

[toxic relic]

you can fit so many drunk guys in it

and on top of it

[surreal mirage]

I meant more pull out of that countrys market all together like imgur

[stone meadow]

true

ladas are actually decent

you could buy a lada for 500 bucks in kyrgystan

[toxic relic]

i know someone in my home village that still has a working lada from olde

[stone meadow]

and cause they break down so often, you got plenty of parts

[sacred schooner]

soon birmingham will be cut off from the world

[surreal mirage]

The government will very quickly do a u turn

[toxic relic]

sustainability

[vital marten]

Chinese Takeout tonight

[stone meadow]

a volga is a vehicle i miss tho

wish they made more of em

[toxic relic]

do they even have soviet cars anymore

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/volga-beautiful-volga-gaz-24-dream-car-car-gif-17447171665093597093

[vital marten]

Surely they do

[toxic relic]

most people just get second hand bmws

[stone meadow]

Ladas, a lot of them

Zhiguli

[vital marten]

They still make them in North Korea don’t they?

[surreal mirage]

I see them tons on geoguessr

[sacred schooner]

for some reason I don't think they will, I just have that feeling they'll push for it to the very end (next elections)

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

moskvitch

[toxic relic]

🤨 idk man

[toxic relic]

hahahhah fair enough fair enough

[sacred schooner]

by that time I'll have to buy a radio to listen to the UK's election results

[toxic relic]

i might just have not seen them myself then

[stone meadow]

i think a volga is the one soviet mass produced car that looks cool

[stone meadow]

I remember sitting in my grandads work provided white volga

[vital marten]

I don’t remember how I got this

[toxic relic]

i think moskvich cars look cool

[sacred schooner]

there's something insanely appealing about cheap boxes on wheels

[stone meadow]

oh the zhiguli

[surreal mirage]

Oi you got a radio loicence mate

[stone meadow]

talking about the uk

the zhiguli was similar to something the uk did

[sacred schooner]

I'm a pirate, I steal your radio waves from Canadeh

[surreal mirage]

No wonder I've been missing radio waves

[stone meadow]

Ford cortina given to workers

[toxic relic]

different no?

its all under lada anyways

[stone meadow]

the design is under VAZ

[thin wedge]

when do they get a plush of that schoolgirl spiffo

[stone meadow]

it was A zhiguli

[toxic relic]

moskvich is azlk smth smth

[stone meadow]

but yeah theyd call it a moskvich

[vital marten]

Never because y’all have jar

[stone meadow]

Havent seen a moskvich in years

[toxic relic]

theyre too old, but i heard they were bringing it back

[stone meadow]

probably the only people owning them are collectors

i never liked em

Volgas were my fav

[toxic relic]

[sacred schooner]

if russia has the lada, and japan the kei truck, then why don't we have the trusty station wagon here anymore huh

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-noooo-nooo-noo-no-gif-17139315586294057944

[stone meadow]

You can get a lada here

In the uk

[toxic relic]

austalia has the ute

[sacred schooner]

we have pickups and SUVs

[thin wedge]

wrong

[stone meadow]

I saw a lada semerka

[thin wedge]

it get much worse treatment

[stone meadow]

its the one that sells for 500 bucks in kyrgystan

here it costs many thousands of pounds

its a piece of shit

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/golf-gif-26094636

[stone meadow]

but its a unique piece of shit i guess

[toxic relic]

the soviet weebo tax

[stone meadow]

one of these

[thin wedge]

no ac no heat

[stone meadow]

it was also in gta 5, cod and bf 6

[thin wedge]

radio optional

truly a car

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

these are in nz

[tender igloo]

Those are the best cars in alaska

[thin wedge]

erm wrong

vw beetle

[stone meadow]

the doors and windows barely close

[sacred schooner]

I'd kill to have one of those as well as a house deep in the forest

[thin wedge]

[tender igloo]

Ew no

[thin wedge]

erm yes

there one in the artic

[tender igloo]

My best friend had one lol when we grew up

There was seats in the back trunk part

[stone meadow]

you also got the девятка

porshe put in a 911 engine into this little thing

for rally

not normally

[thin wedge]

https://youtu.be/Mdu8YGuj-ME?si=g_U-vcBZMw0k43S6

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/despicbable-me-minions-uh-no-no-eh-no-gif-3418009

[thin wedge]

pupper pls

[sacred schooner]

that the one?

[tender igloo]

Yrah lol

[stone meadow]

the devyatka is also tied to criminals

[thin wedge]

you probably rather have the wide body ram 2500

[sacred schooner]

urgh, y'all got a time machine to 1990?

I want me a real car

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/carstuck-car-stuck-in-mud-gif-27686371

[stone meadow]

i mean jf you can drive manual you get cars for cheaper

[sacred schooner]

that's a princess truck

[stone meadow]

than you would in 1990

[thin wedge]

Work trucks are 10% actual jobs 90% rich contractors who want a boat hualer

[tender igloo]

Broncos were so cool back then and jeeps

[thin wedge]

Jeep more like cheap

[stone meadow]

i saw like 2 modern american f150s

both were barely able to fit on our streets

[tender igloo]

Yah they were high school cars lol

[thin wedge]

must be some rich uker

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-tantrum-gif-10380641690889031361

[thin wedge]

they had so many option to import and they choose a stupid yank tank

[stone meadow]

the truck bed was smaller than the hood and driver part

[thin wedge]

nah

dodge martix

or ford crown

[stone meadow]

its expensive to register a flatbed here too

[tender igloo]

San andreas ca didnt have many options lol

[thin wedge]

Wrong

there plenty of ford crown

[stone meadow]

so they paid for a useless flatbed that took up 2 parking spots

[thin wedge]

all the police and taxi companies getting rid of their

smh

[sacred schooner]

any car would do, anything beats a bicycle in winter

[stone meadow]

i likr the ford crown

[stone meadow]

what if you wanna get fit

[sacred schooner]

surviving the canadian winter is good enough, getting fit is for the summer

[burnt kite]

expansionism

[stone meadow]

thoughr it was 7dtd

i like the wall carpet

what a throwback

[thin wedge]

https://youtu.be/x94SWRQTn7Y?si=NpIFyWe4rhioR1aK

smallest us car

still can't fit on uk roads

[sacred schooner]

there has to be smaller modern cars than chargers... right?

[stone meadow]

most cars bought in the us are "suvs"

due to a well intentioned law

[thin wedge]

shit uv

indeed

[sacred schooner]

most is an understatement

and it's catching up here in canada as well

[thin wedge]

i was wondering which country was stealing all our good jeep cherokees

the bulletproof I6

[stone meadow]

Massive fuck off trucks that are cheaper cause of laws

[sacred schooner]

whoa whoa whoa, get it right, it's a 'light truck'

[burnt kite]

everyone had it at least once

[stone meadow]

p much lmao

[stone meadow]

It was kinda crazy to see an f150 parked on a uk street

it looked like a monster truck

barely fit in a parking space

[thin wedge]

like a true american

[stone meadow]

cars had to go around it

[burnt kite]

the compensation truck

[stone meadow]

it took up almost 2 cars worth of space

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/onmyhotline-diamondsonshine-fat-gif-21550013

[sacred schooner]

most probably a US service member that brought their personal vehicle with them, I don't see why your average UK citizen would buy something that big knowing the roads

[vital marten]

Oh no

It was lifted and had those wide ass tires huh

[stone meadow]

nah we got ppl who like the us culture

Who buy american cars

[vital marten]

Our culture is shit

[thin wedge]

americana

[vital marten]

What’s to like

[sacred schooner]

but that's incredibly dumb

[stone meadow]

Sometimes they dont even get right hand drive versions

[thin wedge]

that shit died in the 80s

[sacred schooner]

your roads are tiny

[simple bear]

I saw a lotta big trucks when in england

[thin wedge]

must suck on toll roads

[tender igloo]

Truck nuts

[simple bear]

like bigger than ones i see in my town full of rednecks

[burnt kite]

its fooken TINEH

[thin wedge]

gotta get out and throw your coins

[simple bear]

the camel:

[thin wedge]

can i smoke it

[stone meadow]

theyre walkable

[thin wedge]

[sacred schooner]

oh god I forgot for a moment y'all drive on the wrong side of the road

[stone meadow]

that i cant defend

[tender igloo]

Oh yeah ahahhaha

[simple bear]

British lanes are super tiny too

[tender igloo]

Horizontally flipped

[thin wedge]

US is walkable if you use your imagination and ignore private property laws.

and don't live in bear county

or hog county

or gator

pupper you can hike to walmart its only like 10 hour hike

[tender igloo]

And get hit by someone going 80 on a 30

[sacred schooner]

but be careful of the 12 lanes stroads, lots of predators roaming

[white obsidian]

So

Fortnite

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-true-morgan-freeman-car-fast-car-gif-1276505061639105303

[white obsidian]

Am i right?

[stone meadow]

i actually cant believe that there are no pestrian pathways everywhere

thats default here

And in my home country

[white obsidian]

Yeah if i didnt have a car theres no way to walk to town safely and its a 3 hour walk

[sacred schooner]

pedestrians are a myth in eyes of the US gov

[white obsidian]

American

Btw

[stone meadow]

I have 2 corner shops within 10 mins walk of where i live

[sacred schooner]

I want that baby

minus the US flag

[stone meadow]

and 3 major supermarkets 15 mins away

[tender igloo]

dont lie lol

[tender igloo]

man lol , you have to live in the city and pay like 5k in rent to even have that luxury

[stone meadow]

and that was ALWAYS the case

in kyrgystan too

in fact kyrgystan is even more walkable

[sacred schooner]

nah nah nah,DC or puerto rico can be the 51th state or something

I'll pass

[tender igloo]

kanada is the 51rst state

lol

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/modern-family-spray-squirt-annoyed-irritated-gif-4445288

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-slap-attack-scratch-spray-bottle-gif-17118070709567052669

[thin wedge]

live in the city and walk or live in the surburbs and drive

pick your poison

[tender igloo]

nah im just gonna move to europe

[toxic relic]

where in europe bro

[toxic relic]

thats a whole continent

some places in the uk are highway central tbh

[thin wedge]

czech

[toxic relic]

and the train prices

[thin wedge]

the bicycle central euro countries

[toxic relic]

netherlands

[thin wedge]

only to get side swiped by a mofo on a class 3 electric bike

[quasi slate]

@loud pumice

[tender igloo]

germany!

[thin wedge]

or some cyclist head

[toxic relic]

d-f tier

[toxic relic]

germany sucks

[onyx igloo]

can you drunk drive a bicycle

without consequence

[toxic relic]

depends

many places no

[sacred schooner]

depends where, not the UK of course

[toxic relic]

theres laws against it

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cycling-cry-about-it-balsamo-elisa-balsamo-balsamo-cry-cry-about-it-gif-25419629

[onyx igloo]

i feel thats a little dumb lol

[thin wedge]

kurwa

[toxic relic]

why

[thin wedge]

they rlly expect us to walk home

[tender igloo]

i like it

[onyx igloo]

i feel like the only person that can get hurt on a bicycle is the driver

[thin wedge]

drunk

[toxic relic]

if you drive on a road drunk you can crash into a car or other bike

[thin wedge]

smh

[toxic relic]

🤨 you dont ride a bike on an empty street with no one around

[toxic relic]

where have you been

in germany

[onyx igloo]

what if your coming back from the bar at 3am

[toxic relic]

thats even worse

[onyx igloo]

it is?

[toxic relic]

yes dude

[onyx igloo]

i thought nobody was out at 3am

[sacred schooner]

...yes, all the time

[toxic relic]

bruh

[tender igloo]

berlin

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAHAH

dude berlin and germany are not the same

[onyx igloo]

isnt berlin famous for nightclubs

[toxic relic]

also german government is not going well

[onyx igloo]

oh boy

[sacred schooner]

what government is having a good time?

[toxic relic]

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-walks-away-off-gif-23254896

[toxic relic]

none probably

[loud pumice]

The legend thus thou returneth

[toxic relic]

but it would probably be hard to immigrate to germany unless you are rich and white

[tender igloo]

i think moving anywhere over there would be huge , i wouldnt do it unless i had no family here

[thin wedge]

true

their government do be doing goofy stuff

[sacred schooner]

honestly maybe the baltics and scandinavia, but that's it

[toxic relic]

baltics

scandinavia

[thin wedge]

i hate ball ticks

[tender igloo]

liar

lol

[toxic relic]

ball itch

[thin wedge]

pupper will never know the pain

[sacred schooner]

balls thick

[thin wedge]

of ball itch

[toxic relic]

real

[onyx igloo]

wasp sting on the peenor

[toxic relic]

bruhj

[onyx igloo]

agony moodle

[sacred schooner]

now that's just a skill issue

[tender igloo]

no we just have other dumb shit to worry about lol

[toxic relic]

getting caught in pant zipper

[onyx igloo]

isnt there a term for that

because it was so common

[toxic relic]

no family?

[vital marten]

Bebe

[tender igloo]

yeah , if i had no family here id probably already try leaving usa lol

[main dew]

the goob

[onyx igloo]

same here

[thin wedge]

vro didnt finish the mulch

no dessert

[tender igloo]

lets go lol

[toxic relic]

why

[onyx igloo]

because people have close connections with family

[toxic relic]

call or video

[onyx igloo]

perchance even relying on them

[vital marten]

I interpreted the meal 😆

[toxic relic]

you are a child of course you rely on them

[onyx igloo]

yes

[tender igloo]

my sister is kinda my backbone and we been through a lot of bullshit together

[toxic relic]

fair enough

im unfamiliar with this

[thin wedge]

the c2 indeed

[toxic relic]

but i moved between many countries since i was a young boy

different perspectives

[thin wedge]

greenland when

[toxic relic]

i do find americans very irritating

[sacred schooner]

when it's actually green

[thin wedge]

truth nuke

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

[thin wedge]

if the US collapsed the rest of the world would probably be at piece

[neon bramble]

@twin bear mechs dropped in menace demo

[toxic relic]

sometimes i give american tourists wrong directions if i know we are going to be on the same bus

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

because i cannot stand hearing them

[thin wedge]

real

[neon bramble]

I am fEral right now

[toxic relic]

true shit brother

[thin wedge]

US accent is most ear grating

[toxic relic]

indeed

[thin wedge]

according to that one surveey

[toxic relic]

its true

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

it sounds loud even when they are not speaking at a high volume

[thin wedge]

@tender igloo probably has vocal fry

[tender igloo]

when i went to austin a couple months ago , there was some i dunno people in their 20s like that

[toxic relic]

vocal fry

[tender igloo]

like in the store just being loud

[toxic relic]

its very common with american accents specifically

im not sure why

[quasi slate]

they are locked in

[onyx igloo]

what even created the american accent

is it just years of isolation

[loud pumice]

Ded

[toxic relic]

british accent changed in isolation

[tender igloo]

i dont even know what that means lol , because the eats and west and south all have different ones to me

[toxic relic]

an earlier form of british accent

[onyx igloo]

isnt it the same in the UK?

[toxic relic]

yes

more so

[loud pumice]

Puppers look

[tender igloo]

i dunno lol

[thin wedge]

US doesn't know the concept of inside voice

[loud pumice]

Look puppers

Una casa

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

the uk has a fuck ton of counties and each county has its own accent and dialect

[thin wedge]

how many months in vintage did it take

[loud pumice]

2 months

[sacred schooner]

you got a loicence for that?

[thin wedge]

uppy was so busy knapping and knidling bricks

like a true primitive tech man

https://tenor.com/view/chillout-primitive-technology-fire-gif-27304256

[tender igloo]

ok but that guys hands are hot

uh when workingw ith clay

[thin wedge]

what

[tender igloo]

in the hot kiln

[onyx igloo]

i didnt know you found hands attractive

[tender igloo]

lol

LOL

[sacred schooner]

https://youtu.be/nJ7QB3om-QY?si=mu6Oc1qvFGkozCwP

[toxic relic]

bill arent you american

[toxic relic]

erhm

[thin wedge]

are you one of those weird ppl who comment on that one guy who clean shoes

[toxic relic]

republic of ireland isnt uk

[thin wedge]

"i love it when he rubs those boots"

[sacred schooner]

it's close enough

[tender igloo]

lol its just like masculine looking or something? to be honestly any woman or man with hands like that are nice

[loud pumice]

You got perdy hands Mr

[thin wedge]

sometimes we aren't born with a silver spoon

[toxic relic]

okay subway

[thin wedge]

i hate fuckin hate subway

[loud pumice]

Subway Surfer

[onyx igloo]

subway is ass

[toxic relic]

[thin wedge]

nothing like bread being classifed as cakes

[vital marten]

Sm Purdy hands Der

[tender igloo]

i like how bill avoided the usa comment

[thin wedge]

raw

next

[toxic relic]

he said much

while saying nothing

[tender igloo]

yeah lol

yah cause hes from jersey

https://tenor.com/view/tom-cruise-shades-cool-smug-cool-shades-gif-18677159

[vital marten]

Hm

What a skill

[tender igloo]

joisey

[toxic relic]

i can understand most of this and i think he's speaking some irish gaelic too

a lot of rural farmers speak a combination of english and irish just like welsh people

[sacred schooner]

that only makes it better don't you think

[thin wedge]

do not let the american get you

like that one limmy skit

[toxic relic]

agree

[thin wedge]

like so 🗣️

[tender igloo]

do you just have like a filing cabinet of this

[tender igloo]

how did you post that so fast

[thin wedge]

5g

get with the times pupper

[toxic relic]

brother this is so real

[tender igloo]

why do they call them flats

[toxic relic]

i fucking hate americanization

because its flat

why do you call it fall

[tacit meadow]

Where my rs nerds at?

[toxic relic]

and not autumn

[tender igloo]

i pretend october doesnt exist

[toxic relic]

halloween?

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-gunn-eww-gross-yuck-meme-disgusting-sticks-tongue-out-gif-25378754

[tacit meadow]

Halloweens cool

Dress up parties are good

[tender igloo]

shouldnt need a month to be cool and unique , just do it

[vital marten]

Free candy is all I’m in it for

[thin wedge]

they call it apartment cause they be falling apart

[tender igloo]

LOL

[toxic relic]

genuinely though i hate how so many english speaking kids have the same americanish accent because they grew up watching american tiktok or insta etc etc

[tender igloo]

cause it made of paper mache

[vital marten]

Brother Tax, I don’t even have to participate

[toxic relic]

or how some menus say fries instead of chips

[tender igloo]

our houses are made of paper

[thin wedge]

if your american

[vital marten]

Mmmm more like cardboard

[toxic relic]

or some brands say candy instead of lollies

[tender igloo]

yah get with the times bill im making fun of

[sacred schooner]

kilogrem of feathers

[tender igloo]

when i got food the other day , they said they had chips and i said fries? and was dissapointed it waszx stupid chips

[thin wedge]

even wasp can make more sturdy walls of paper

[tender igloo]

who serves CHIPS instead of fries with savory uhh

[thin wedge]

then what ever crap they're selling for 800k

[toxic relic]

fries suck balls dude

[tender igloo]

whats its called

the french thing

[toxic relic]

chips and wedges are always better

[simple bear]

Best fries i ever had were in england

[toxic relic]

chips

not fries

[tender igloo]

crepes

[simple bear]

fries

[tacit meadow]

Im not big on wedges

[sacred schooner]

someone said FRENCH?

[toxic relic]

dude why are you eating chips with crepes

[tender igloo]

YOU DONT LIKE ANYTHING

[thin wedge]

smh bro probably asked for fries in uk too

[sacred schooner]

ah yes, Crêpes

[tacit meadow]

Too little crunch to potato ratio

[thin wedge]

like a true american

[toxic relic]

fair mate, they can be too big

i enjoy it personally

[tender igloo]

that is what it came with and i said the same thing, it was savory type but it was still weird lol

[thin wedge]

"ErM wE caLl eM frIes yahaaaa know"

youse uropeeins are funni ppl

[toxic relic]

im a man of taste, i may not like many things but what i do like is best

[tender igloo]

no theyre chips now

[simple bear]

the brits noticed i was american n called em fries

[thin wedge]

well no shit

[tender igloo]

im gonna rage bait americans by calling bathroom the water closet now

[simple bear]

america wins yet again

[thin wedge]

when in roman act the romanians

[simple bear]

Cultural victory

[thin wedge]

or suffering the tourist tax

[toxic relic]

always have to be catered to, like a baby 👶

[simple bear]

hell yeah

im so thirsty i need milk

[tender igloo]

how can you not like freaking fries

theyre square

[toxic relic]

too thin

thin

[thin wedge]

tho if you have cheesy fries

would it be cheesy fries or cheesy chips

[vital marten]

Better me than you

[toxic relic]

no structural integrity

[tender igloo]

theyd be cheesy chips

[simple bear]

Beamish

[toxic relic]

that is a thing

cheesy chips

[thin wedge]

cheesy crisps

[tender igloo]

crisps are chips

omg this hurts lol

[toxic relic]

no

crisps are crisps

chips are chips

[tender igloo]

why LOL

err

[thin wedge]

you done being european

lmao

[toxic relic]

wdym why

its just dialects

[tender igloo]

no i meant to type more but i gave up

[loud pumice]

Woo!

[thin wedge]

technically crisp and chips are different in how their made

[vital marten]

Hm

[toxic relic]

puppers cant handle learning 5 more words

must be hard

[tender igloo]

HEY

[toxic relic]

imagine going to yorkshire

[vital marten]

Crisps on my burger

[toxic relic]

or the blacklands

[tender igloo]

i been learning german lol you wanna talk about 5 dumb words for 5 different things

[simple bear]

Newcastle and Sunderland are pretty cool

[toxic relic]

real

[tender igloo]

hey look a rock

i wish texas had mountains

[vital marten]

Das Gut

[toxic relic]

german is just dutch but with a longer peanor

[simple bear]

I just landed in Texas

[thin wedge]

chips are made from potato slice whereas crisps are made from potato and wheat and whatever mix to shape it

[vital marten]

Idek if these are words

[thin wedge]

[simple bear]

It sux

everyone here is so slow

[vital marten]

Driving?

[simple bear]

walking

[vital marten]

We don’t get enough of that, simply a skill issue

[quasi slate]

@loud pumice

[vital marten]

I get told I walk sideways

[tender igloo]

the good? lol

[tender igloo]

stop lol

[vital marten]

But are you ready?

[thin wedge]

its true tho

pringles do be a fakest chip ever

[vital marten]

NOO

I MUST DEFEND THE PRINGLE

[sacred schooner]

long live the pringles

[thin wedge]

yeah yeah go eat your hydrogenated slop