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I think all 3 would worj
its really sad how much slander krampus gets
santa has all that money for good PR
the bastard
what
U heard me
no they didn't
i heard it
π΄ π what
voices in my head
Do yall not hear text?
i do
speak up boy i cant hear you
Yall all have voices for me
lmao no
I just see text
youre a little timmy kid
little timmy
Just mine
a masculine one
wow
am i in the nerd database for voices
uncreative fake voice, using your own
the husband guy from kath and kim
Men are me girls one of 2 girls i know
idk youre kinda just
Very imaginative i know
a male voice
actually not far off since so many people think I'm some middle aged british guy over voice.
They think I'm Barry, 58 from the pub
embrace barry
average 20 year old british
this guy
:D
family...
the dude from kath and kim
ahh im so happy
yes
I don't even remember his name, I just remember him from that show since mum used to watch it all the time
you said you have bad mobility so i imagine you as lanky
kel knight
bro my dad rewatches it every july
crazy
yes lanky as hell
π€ ok i know what you look like
you look like you live in perth but you grew up somewhere in queensland
π
like adelaide but more tryhard
exactly
agree
they literally have nothing
thats good
They have that one bull
"oh ye we had this one time that a bunch of dead ppl were in barrels or some shit"
thats all south australia has
just some weird shit for true crime fans
tbh, just don't bother coming to Australia, it is so boring

heresy
Bro just deleted his entire country
tasmania would fit in with nz
i think prince edward island is a neat place to live
time to see if my modlist loads
Altho
palau
hongery
Thats where we get a particular sea creature from
That one cod map!
Things in cod arnt real
Mw1?
my last cod was Black Ops 2
Like the actual original?
I only rlly ever played COD for the zombies mode.
mw3 (old)
Idk man I've never played any cod besides that one
Mw3 had that survival gamemode, i was a big fan of that
And maybe some one off game on World at war coop zombies with my brother on his 360
That was fun
more noiting
played a lot of that back in the days
still have the game somewhere in my closet
Are you playing noita perchance
I think i still have it on usb somewhere
disks are what's up
Modern pcs not even having a disc slot is a bit too early
I think modern pcs should have a disc slot but ig most people don't use them anymore so
The amount of times iv whipped out a old cd to play some jams a lil nostalgically, just to find nothing wants it, is sad
Crashlanded survivors
I mean it's just an extra module you slot in your tower, what matter is if you bought a case that has one of those slots
you didn't carefully check for compatibility did you
neither would I
I literally downloaded my previous modlist from when I ran windows 10
idk why there'd be issues now
Not me
da baby
I remain forever 24
wat
What
arent u like at least 40
Im 26 u fucking monster

hey, at least someone said 24 is young
24 is the perfect age
get psyoped nerd
Make it 339
You'll want Mouse Drag Fix for Linux
Old enough to get respect but young enough to peak
what do i do which much storage space
25 is around the corner 
Fml
xal is ancient
Store files
zozo you know that also means you
Install deadlock so we can play it tomorrow because I'll be away from puter for a week after :(
i already have it installed
Swagskies
I can barely see it in the dark
Rn I go bedtime
then u can see how bad i am at shooters
open yo eyes tupid
If you can follow instructions I don't care
Is it running under proton or native?
Proton
The game has native support iirc
once you open the game you become bald
time to troubleshoot my modlist

don't do it zozo
wooo....
i love rkmworld
rimworld
now I'm troubleshooting
aka loading half the modlist and seeing if it loads
Then another half and so on
Oh fuck it loaded
It actually loaded
Well done
mm froot 
Singular
Order a kebab
Are kebabs good, Iβve never had one
Work for a kebab place and never have to pay for kebabs again
how are u real
Thereβs no kebab shops near me
Bro is Canadian
American, New England specifically
HAHAHAHAHA
New briish
We have everything but kebabs
Not having kebabs is very unbriish
New England is better than England π‘π‘
Idk man one is in america
thats a debuff
Best area of America
It's all shit π
imagine american and english person saying that the other one is worse when theyre both fucked
I LOVE TROUBLESHOOTING RIMWORLD!
couldnt have ever happened
Wonder what p word happens in nz, it feels like one of those countries that nothing ever happens in
I hate it when a certain type of person here tries to be like "oh but I was born here so I have just as much right to country as indigenous people!"
Motherfucker you are a Brit with entropy, shove it
bruh
What's happening in nz fart
braindead take
waow
In all fairness, I don't hear a lot of news on the kiwis and NZ is our hat
current majority gov is fucking over the working class, maori rights are being infringed upon
tax cuts, increased grocery prices, rent increases
Solid, you can join the us and uk
real
Also also a couple people from NZ came through the visitor center today
They actually do pronounce "Six" like that
It's all downhill from here
thats because its a small country
doesnt mean nothing happens
Shit timeline
this will affect my profits
Pump and dump the world baby
Oh yeah, everything's happening all at once everywhere, but it's tough to know if you never hear about it
It will also affect the salmon breeding season negatively
Rugpull based global economy
gotta look for it yeah
so real
Will this affect rare bug markets??
Not the salmon!!!
Rare bug trading is genius, underrated investment
Remember that one crypto rugpull that happened when a certain individual became president, pepperridge farm remembers
i continue to noit
I'm glad I dont live
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
It was the rugpull
Everything I know about crypto currency has been against my own will
p word...
No we also trade pigs so itβs not kosher
i wish toybox was still a thing
I showed you my cat respond please
She is rotund
does she ball
She ballin
We've got two cats here but they're asleep together and I don't wanna go into their room like that y'know
I love caring for animals they are precious and I want more
Waiting for the cds to hit me
wat
U good
cds?
Cat distribution system
oh
Where a cat finds you
cds nuts
I thought you meant Cooldowns
Naur
The two here are very autistic
im gonna do sumthin unpredictable

I wanna bite someone
Do you box
Oh shid nvm
ughhh men are so LAME
I've been wanting to get into boxing
just let me beat the shit out of u
Just being able to like actually bite someone, giving no quarter
ij dont think i could hit zeerol hes got that cute voice and shit
but you echo i could i think itd be a good fight
Weight class might be slightly off but sure 
Yo Zee just got called cute
a woter bottle could injure me
The price of gold hurts you
id punch zeerol and theyd be like "nooo stop please" and id feel bad
too soon unko

unko means poo

Would you punch me?
Rude
When are we stepping in the ring eve
id honestly beat the shit out of anyone
id do it for a cheeseburger
π§’
And I'd watch the light leave your eyes
holy unemployed
i just have alot of pent up anger and my girl friends dont have enough energy to wrestle me so im left wrestling dudes
get this guy A JOB
Go to the local pub and start some shit
i actually used to do this
but im not allowed in any local pubs now
they caught on
You picked one of three people here that actually have a job
Good shout bud
No more pints for you
not exactly what i meant but ok
Oh we're all employed?
Yes
are u a stones throw away
holy moly!
you ever see that south park episode where randy is like im a geofluvial morphologist
green means the mods are fine, probably
Everyone knows you get games like RimWorld and Factorio to curate the perfect mod list that you'll never actually play
well my wife actually is one
@charred lion competition
No, friend. π
made it past the flying guy shit
Bisecthosting you say?
i just fucking ran
You too π₯
She's not a partner I don't think, but an actual employee
i like esmund
who's we
Love noita
they chill
Don't play it often though
Oh pog
Not a partner. Support employee. π
hi can you increase my commission to 200% thank you /j
why did u say that word
esmund hates me so much i adore it
contact the partnerships team kthx
dude i literally played uhhh tf2 with him right
what word
and then haha dude
Respect the hustle
if you say the c word three times, john artist bot will kill you
he forgot we played together and then in the same day he mentions that id be shit at tf2 and that im shit at the game
im gonna go eat chimken
im like ESMUND


I once got Esmund a fortnite dub, those were the days
I think one time I told him I main pyro and he crashed out
1.5 hrs
I respected his drive to getting good at Fortnite
i am entirely indifferent to hes existance i genuinely found him hilarious
Comp 

DrifDoor best ship

noited
the world needs more unapologetic ripped gay men
real
I know its not wholly related, since you collect and analyze core samples, but I collect rocks, minerals and fossils
As a hobby
oh lapidary?
who up analyzing they samples
i collect spores mold and fungus
I love how casually Deadlock has queer people
I got a rock in the shape of the YouTube logo
who up kidnapping they frogski
yeah i used to dabble in lapidary in my uni years, had a home made tumbler and everything it was alot of fun
lapidary?
I dont refine em, though I do own a tumbler
Heres some macro images I took
My mom does make jewelry and work with tin and copper
normally dont share these
post shiny rocks?
as its very boring to most people
mostly yeah
Pocket is Enby
It's casually a part of their character, but it's not just a footnote or overtly defining trait
this genchat feels different than normal
ur welcome
They're just pocket
zip it you
time to scavenge for food in the dungeon of air fryer
not im 1000 years could you hold the power to shut my ass up
How does one get image perms, is it a time thing?
is that a challenge evelyn
just activity based
i once stood outside someones house i had met on runescape for 2 days with a tent just because he called me a name in game
And Vyper being bi
Like yeah she's obsessed with Lash
To a concerning degree, but she don't mind seeing the women too
this will not end well
to be fair if you ever come to canada i will feel more bad that you got blindly robbed for this gig instead of just zipping it for a microsecond
Please if i came to canada the economy would crumble under my very arrival
blue hair dye stock would skyrocket
And McGinnis is just a total misanthrope with a thing for crappy guys
Pffft
I support this behavior, you go Evelyn
canada hasnt ever seen a a DINK like me
Oh hey actually speaking of hair dye
queen behavior π
sadly yes
damn u kinda real and fine girl
Would styling hair like mine be expensive? I imagine it'd be expensive
i see u
depends, how do you want it?
you mean like the pfp?
i dont think so
oh
actually...
hm
u will be looking at 150 minimum
all orange mods may be the cause of my issues
250 max
gotta go through em now
i do my own hair
i paid 300 for my last hair dye session
but that was studio quality it lasted me 3 years
very expensive, a white demean on top would absolutely demolish your hair
you go pup
to achieve this hair style you will quite literally have to kill your hair
i do not reccomend it
i actually really like my hair
sorry i dont mean to demean any attempts or anything i just give very blunt advice
dont mistake my bluntness for rudeness friends

evelyn, my fren, wanna hang sometime?
as someone with white hair i promise you its NOT fun
ill consider it
hey i have like 5 women that are relying on me
White hair is peak
coolest pup out there
last night i had to boost 3 girls on league bro
u know how hard that shit was
i wanted to die
pimp named evelyn
boost me up the cupboard
uppies
bruh
are you offering me uppies?
mooper is prolly lvl 50 now
So what you're saying is me having white hair means I can't actually have my own hairstyle irl ;-;
yes
blunt
Why is being this cute SO HARD
its just death for your hair if you value not being bald

do not bleach ur hair white
Bleach is ass for hair
just grow old
you dont need to try to be cute ya know, it already shines
i can only achieve such vibrant colors because my nautral hair is white
I hate this body more every day
Why not? It's not mine
i need sumthin to watch chat
but its always something you can make of yours
People in my internship are on some bull echo
I can't is the problem
hmmmm
zee u have to get on this now
why not?
u know what eve i will
its going to get spoiled
its getting peak
episode 2 flips the whole story on its head
Uhoh
Because my hair is one of my most important traits and I can't even get it to be mine
the very very end
you can always research girlypop
looks like i gotta do some shenanigans to watch the thing
cool beans
The temptation of getting a buzz cut
My hair is such an important thing to me
The professor doctor of our section came down, and we presented some cases to him. I ended up asking a couple of questions. He explained everything and was so cool about it. When he left straight up everything, from my resident to my senior attending to the fricking 4th years with me told me I was.asking question "I should already know the answer to"
It's just a huge part of my identity
if you want strong roots id reccomend kreatin and biotin
me with short hair is very rare
biotin meds are like super OP
good stay bald
thats the coolest thing u ever said and im very sad you are not actually bald
And in lieu of my own body, my identity is all I have
calm your umbrella down poppins, i have said much cooler things
where
echo
echo cant save you from me floofie
i found the animu
Thursday I'm gonna be going to a hairdressers to get these split ends sorted
Hopefully brushing won't be an extinction level event afterwards
i once left echo in a base on minecraft and migrated to a new base and then realized i had abandoned him 2 days ago and i went back to find him because i needed slaves for my oil rig
alright alex skin
nooo dont expose the ALEX skin guys
crops are growing well
THATS MY secret
Give me hair care advice because what I have don't translate to meatspace
irrigation is the future
Surely there's a way to get white nonlethally right
Any tips for dandruff?
deep kreatin massage, scalp exfoliator (fine), biotin (meds for nail and hair growth), argan oil for sleep overnight and a SILK night cap to prevent hair being ripped out
do this for 3-4 months
perfect hair forever
holy peak eve
Send and pin this in dms pleas
Links would be appreciated too
watch him CRY with JOY
52 times better than the 51 before him
What version of Minecraft
yomi
yomi insane cleaver
truly p2w...
I read yomi and thought you were talking about yomi hustle
beauty even in a desolate wasteland
in another world tojima wants to be ultraman
this is better but it doesnt stack
how the heck u gettin these
card banner
also 2 mill coins
average 2b2t location
if this was 2b2t there would be no grass
and there would be 500 withers with discord links or slur names
true
solaris!
That or mustache man
hello
solaris!!
Its me
rare solaris spawn
tojima walked so one frame man could exist
My world is pretty much big farm
with villagers trapped in the basement but we dont talk about them
Wtf
you wasnt meant to see that
u lie
rebuild doors and corners is a mod for rimworld
and
as it turns out
has been causing me to CTD
It was a group but i stopped playing after a day
All i remember was digging a small underground room to store some stuff
infinite games but no time
I'm scrolling Reddit
I see some cool cosplay
I look at their profile
They don't normally do cool cosplay...
They make adult content... But it's... ||Clown themed||
ive got all the butts in the world
Can you send the profile name so i know which one to avoid
my lobster is too buttery comment
I'm not usually a kink shamer... But that was... Oddly disturbing
Not sure if you are looking but if you are serious I will DM you lol
is the clown attractive
dm me slapper
ucho dm me what they dm you
... Not really?
all of it
Im lowkey curious as to how disturbing it is now
Can you show us the cosplay?
can i see
say what now
its all a trick so slappy can sell his of
man I fucking give up
erm its pretty tame
i dont know what the fuck to do anymore
@candid patio i seen her before

Go read up on the m36 gun motor carriage
i give this a single BOOM out of 5
a balloon trick even
i'm so eeepy
then go eep smh
wanna see this egg dissapear
You are rank #174 at level 24 with 28,545 experience. (355 left for the next level)
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multiply by 5
im so pissed
watching episode 2 now
Susiety
what is goin on

YOOOO STRONGER
holy peak
imma guess the guy in the leather jacket in the intro is a kamen rider black fan
i was excited about clown nsfw but zo made me lose jope
if its just face clown makeup then no fucking point man
fartass u gotta watch this animu mang
give me a clown guy with a balloon animal shlong
?
tojima wants to be kamen rider

u gotta wait till after credits on ep 2
why does bro have a proto pornstache
yippee
hahaha
bcs hes old
hes like 40
real..
insane
but no animu wants to make the old guy look old
lame
WHA
dude my teenager fuzz is a lil taller than that
i dunno bout other episodes but tojima looks great in episode 1
fair enough lmao
i wonder if amazon will show up
<@&671452400221159444>
to the shadow realm with ye
just start anew
probably will
oh I cba anymore today
ill just do it some other day this week
probably on the weekend
bought milk chocolate for 0,40 and it has a simple png of chocolate with sans serif but its surprisingly good
your death
i know where you live
but im not telling because you already know where you live
you wouldn't dare step in french land
i would have a bit ago, had a boyfriend there
i know what could ease my pain and get me on my feet again
|| pink floyd referance ||
lets see how fast I could ragequit hoi4
ive made an effort to learn hoi4
after 300 hours
lol
flexing 
zaza
hmmm episode 2 done
I'm tired and my vision is fuzzy so I thought that bar was a top hat
And I was like yo swag hat
what server do you play
asia
i didnt know ur asian

bruh
the heck
must be a bit
did u watch after credits
i did 
yeah that kid needs to get decked
Why not just make a contraption to cover the end of the cig
OH THE NEWSPAPER CHANGED TO A PLUNGER
IβVE BEEN PROMOTED
ok
ew a plu*ngie
zozo
How could you
yoy
you said that word
and ill say it again 
yes
Oh no
2 week old piss in the master bathroom because no one knows how to flush the fancy toilet
add some yeast and let it ferment brother
Itβs starting to smell
microwave it
When do I become a non plungie
Lowkey dont wanna look up a manual to flush some guys piss
So itβs gonna stay in the toilet
microwaved piss is a circle of hell dante wouldnt dare visit

radioactive piss
Canβt be too bad if itβs fresh
my mate used to piss behind radiators
What
is divine comedy worth reading for its cultural value
yeah
Why would your mate do this
entertainment
must be canadian
i used to piss in a baking pan and freeze it then we'd slide it underneath doors

have you ever let eggs rot in the sun, stuck a syringe inside one and got some of the stuff, and injected the rotten egg into one of those leathery doors in soviet blocks
picture if you will two rotating discs at 9000 rpm
dude
now imagine them colliding with my skull inbetween
What
we would do this but with fish hahaha
fish oil
very awesome

bland environment calls for imagination
Sounds like something I could do in America
Why is chat so foul all of a sudden
All doors here are hollow
I have big hands so I ofter fat finger the key next to the letter I wanna use
Indeed
reason why i fucking hate phone keyboards
So tiny
yeah you can make them bigger but then they take up the entire fucking screen
it seems like blessings keep falling in my lap
Oh yea you want a solution cool now deal with this other problem
tactile keyboard return
true
it was always foul in here
if youve never done anything like that then you must have never had any whimsy
π
i dont like gen chat anymore
Iβm sorry
weak mind, frail body, tainted spirit
u will never escape samsara
taint
i make peace with this
Never
tru but why would u say this
Your doubt only gives me more courage
catching strays for no reason
Doubt and certainty are two different feelings
i do do that
I hate your status dude I WANT A SANDWICH WHY DID YOU DO THIS
I cant even make one
Im busy
idk its a quote from tomodachi life
Satan
it wasnt me, it was mii
It was yuu
im funny right.
Sure
thanks
Yes no maybe so
ok so i started up my pc to play video games for 1 hour 10 minutes
this is not that
π
I do that
Very often
Cuz
I wanna play but im too tired
So i play for like an hour then

i have class after that
dont you ever let me catch you consuming mass quantities of shrimp again
Welp there goes my plans for this evening
listening to sonic snd digital circus edits at full volume in college english is genuinely crazy
danke
how will this impact the crustacean markets?
#meme #memes #viral #cat #dogshorts
orginal video: tt/@brookeychook80
seven billion dollar
seven dollar
seve
i did itt im set up to get the last 2 endings of silent hill f
now i can feel normal abt playing the rest of the game lmao
im just gonna game openttd for today
cba to redownload and remake my rimworld modlist after today's disaster
oof
now this is gaming
yeah I troubleshooted for 2 hours then gave up
i havenever heard of this... looks cool
what does this open exactly
i had found a mod which was causing CTD but apparently not sooo
openttd
what is ttd
transport tycoon deluxe
im guessing open as in open source








