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What?
pz uses romero zombies
and funnily enough return of the living dead was made because of a dispute between dan o bannon and romero
And yet return of the living dead…. Is well…. I’d rather watch pain dry
Its cheesy cheesy
Dont get sued by nintendo
Burn in hell Nintendo
I could, but wont
cause I woundly want to commit a misdemenor
piracy requires intent to distribute
my crime is the same as buying a movie, and showing it to people who didint pay for it
you're only allowed to watch a movie if you paid for it
Damn gaming is better than ever rn imma be real (aside from the heightening prices)
This year alone so much goated stuff has released and is going to release
someday I may buy a ps7 for the game gta6
Zombie this zombie that, get some bitches first
I’ve been stickin to steam games lately and man, I’m so glad, so many amazing deals, unlike Xbox (which is dead already) and PlayStation
my tummy hurts and im lowkey being so brave abt it
Flashgitz mentioned
esmailin frens :(
Poshanka
shaw
lol, that happens, time for bed that is
🫵 
👍

nononono heavyrain isnt real you cant do this to me
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Slow dam slow ranks
Heavy rain is real
he's skonging it
nuh uh
It's this Friday actually
''you wont play with toys when your big''
has a perfectly good automatic shotgun, uses pump action anyway
are these mods, i never played stalker
Cocking a pump shotgun is more badass than automatic one 
The amount of ppl who must not know modded stalker 😔
some mods are paid?
like you dont need to own stalker
So piracy
It's not piracy
not really
Devs literally added mod support on console because of anomaly
it's not commercial use
Yeah
and anomaly is simply built on call of pripyat
Free open source p sure
anomaly is open source and made to be configurable iirc
ye highly recommend you're probably gonna like it
I enjoy anomaly
just make sure to read the PDA entries if you are entering blind
wont play it
a lot of people got filtered by anomaly/gamma expecting it to be tarkov
I love the salty comments of the filtered
It requires thinking
Unlike eft
Eft is go to wiki and hope u survive doing wut it says
it is gonna be hilarious in coop
people wonder why I just suddenly halt only to get yeeted into the sky
front mission?
correct
Wait so gamma mod is basically a stalker game of its own?
a battle driven game, and it takes one hour
kinda
to start the game
you say that as if its novel
I cannot condone what I did to play this game in this forum
you emulated it
its kinda a novel
which is fair and fine
a political thriller
gamma is a modpack for anomaly which is built on the trilogy games combining all maps
i fell asleep at 3 having to wake up at 6
time to noit
What?
Wut bird said
I need cold pizza, energy drinks and a body 15 years younger then it currently is to stay awake tonight
bro is reliving his childhood
Ur gonna eat a frozen pizza frozen?
lukewarm pizza sitting on the coffee table style
gaming night pizza
you just eat a slice when you remember it
Gross…..
how far down have you gotten
I wanna play terraria on xbox 360 for the first time again
you havent truly lived
jungle
What is noit
and ive almost escaped the flying dude encampment level
i did anger the gods by going past the orb too
noita
lmao
Sounds interesting
currently joining an american spy to sneak into a locked down military base
real
Woah
I ate like 6 tacos for lunch
overconfidence will kill you instantly
indeed
it is neither slow or insidious
but being too cautious is also deadly
too cautious is worse imo
is that Noita?
yessir
I havent played that since it was alpha
🤔 agreed
software dev mentality die fast die repeatedly learn more
hahaha
embrace bloodworm
im ngl im fucking with arrow build
dude i got a homing missile wand that was so peak
May have to try it if there's pure chaos
there is no cheese
the game fights very fucking dirty
and expects you to do the same
essentially, its core is a physics simulator and everything that happens is based around fucking with different spells and wands and moving around the world of multifarious other guys that are fighting you and each other
I snuck onto a japanese base with a spy
I like that
it happens
me when i kick flip a wheelbarrow and crush a hamis
this isnt even scratching the higher levels of the game
indeed haha
I've been playing quasimorph instead of tarkov and i think I found my new main extraction game
I enjoy it so much more
higher levels it goes to insane levels of wizardry
Also if u die in that game it's 99% skill issue
the goal is to defy the will of heaven
it looks sick
ill pick it up when im not focused on other games
I like the dehumanization of humanity
ever played superhot
yessir
No but it's similar yes?
quasimorph plays more like that than a turn based game
Yeah
🤔
it does not feel turn basted at all
Every enemy moves as u do instead of just taking turns
I like it
U can get fucked raw
Being in a bad spot
you just dont notice the turns since they're so short and everyone responds almost instantaneously
Also if it doesn't kill on the first attack it's prolly best to avoid fighting
Mfers be thinking 5 turns is alot
You might like Road to Vostok as well
Oh i do
Yeeee
Godot engine as well
Super sick
I suck at detecting enemies haven't played in awhile tho
Are footsteps fixed?
Seems fine to me
Well I know what else I'm downloading tonight
Only just started playing the demo during next fest
I played when I got the chance awhile back, his videos had me sold on the concept
I love sp games
They can feel so much more balanced
Games been in the works for awhile and it's looking rly good
pvp is intense in a way singleplayer games can't be but has way more failure points
there's always someone sweatier than you are
Definitely get quaismorph
Yeah which can be fun tbf bird
It has it's rough edges but it gud
Sometimes u need to lose to feel the ups and downs
If ur always up are u truly having an elevated experience
idk I dont enjoy snowballs
I am a duelist at heart
I love smart ai in my games more than fighting players
But entirely depends on the genre
kinda SP gets to cheat a little in that regard
the enemies don't have to be smart if you mix a few specialized ones that do one thing

Fear still goated to me tho
not every game has the level designer and enemy designer holding hands throughout development
I imagine that's why bsg does such a bad job on the ai
bsg?
it's easy to not realize how much harder it gets once you're working with a more open map
Unreal would be able to render all those effects and maps much smoother
Open world maps are a pain in the ass to balance
Or even make playable for that matter
i might as well call off sick
Yeah it fell off
yeah
Ai has evolved or devolved in the past years for games?
i saw the screenshots and cover art at one point, I just thought it wss a Barotrauma and a terraria knock off
lmao far from it.
It's basically a solo extraction shooter.
I'd say it's gotten better but not in the mainstream space
It's good get it
video game 'AI' was never real AI
seems so qfter seeing people here describe it
Quasi is literally tarkov but fun
Quasimorph
yeah, I'd highly recommend it.
enemy AI in SP games stagnated at best tbh
yeah, if you're perfectly happy with having your raid end crazy quick.
You forget to check some corner and some dude domes you with a shotty, shit like that
I don't own it but i play
Knocback weapons terrify me in those areas
some dickhead with a saw gun amputates your arms
I’ve played enough intravenous that some other stuff would be interesting
Bro forgot to crouch before approaching the doorframe
you are probably gonna like quasimorph then
How do u play it if u don’t own it?
plus the game lore is pretty dope
stunned by pain shock
Yeah you really gotta get used to the stances.
Crouching when an enemy shows up is such a good way to get murked
Asylum something something or whatever ur avatar is from
I dont really crouch lmao
I sneak around doors then unsneak wait then open and see what's inside
Pfp from disco elysium
Is that game also good? It’s on my list to buy, and haven’t seen really gameplay and have wondered if it’s any good
Literally scans halls basically so u know where they can come from when u start fighting
I dont need to crouch to know if there's a flamethrower around the corner
just know it by instinct
hella good
disco elysium is built different
Try mobile version
But it might be too smart for me
nah
if you wanna dig into the higher concepts maybe but that's optional and only for the nerds who give a fuck
I wouldn't say it's an intellectualy demanding game at all
Ya like the character can have a heart attack if not enough points in the right stuff 🤣🤣
Something that requires thinking sound fun
harry's just a funny guy like that
So long as I won't have to do morrowwind levels of work for side content
It seems enjoyable
can i eat people
That’s basically all the elder scrolls games
instant buy
U can sell peoples body parts, eat em, etc etc etc
its a fun perspective from an ex-sov country though
I won't spoil wut happens tho
I like the p word quests
But theres something even better.
Yar turn in a qauasimorph
You can also do contracts for those demons.
it helped me articulate my thoughts on some of them
U can help end the galaxy
Space Satan is literally outsourcing his rapture to PMCs
and can i keep eating people
I feel like that'd be pretty standard for dudes working with him. It'd be weird if you didn't eat people
U will die from doing it too much in a short time
Dude just get the game cuz
you used to be able to cut yourself up to sell your own organs to them
it would be rude not to keep eating people
my isp must have oversold a lot
Like I can't dumb it down
my internet has been wonky for the past 5 days
Sounds like a doom cult
I saw a video on it
its literally a demon from across the veil
that the player already 'helped' in the demo
Layers of existence or smth right
so he starts friendly in quasimorph proper
pretty much but they're also now adapting to us and are acting sort of like a corporation
And they eccholapse
Need a new wifi router?
echolapse is how they break into our reality
I can't wait for the new ai
Can't opt in or i would have
If you hated Civil Resistance before, get ready to hate them more lol
What ai?
And Dilthey
I like dilthey
I like siding with Dilthey because I don't wnana deal with their bullshit
They got good tech
as if I need an excuse to bully them
I've barely ever sided with Civil Resistance
They're one of my primary punching bags
Punching bags for what body parts to sell?
Franche is suffering rn
Almost 300 power they need help but have assets too far away🥀
Theyll get taken before I reach them
Kill em
hes in not for the money, but for the love of the game
bodies on site is dinner
everyone else just hates em
so it's not hard to keep taking contracts against civil resistance
Tbh 600 quasimorphasis is survivable on the more calm missions
I barely keep it down
Cold has become an issue tho
Sounds like easy way to get money, kill em all
Their cutters are nice
ye some damage types just suck
Free way to get them
Rn I only have to worry about blunt and pierce types mostly
Everyone is still around 1-2 tech
no clue
I'm the most advanced tech wise i think🥀
Ain’t the corps always got good tech?
also, vet chat is gone?
Nah not when u start
The thing is, just about every faction in the game is a corp
nah its just more quiet since it isn't as exclusive as it used to be
smokey was more fun when it was a place to look down on everyone else
Nobody can get away with being a weirdo
new vet chat aint as cool
And yet some of them are just trash can of trash cans for corps
Frickass church of revelations is one of the top players
rng isnt inherently bad as a mechanic
good games let your rig the system
Anyone who has shotguns for me
The church
Is my buddy
it sucks in real time action games usually though
How are they so good? Better than the demons?
Gonna be fun to get a small corp
I just like their rewards and lore.
The demons will just end up owning everything wont they
Maybe
Other than mars for some dam reason
Theres some other places that are safe from em
And I don't remember earth having any activity right?
I'm hyped since Saturn is about to come out real soon
I have to go to the moon soon so the coven and franche can get assets
Can't wait to see how much of a hell nightmare it is
There still adding planets?
New quasimorphs?
It's the last one they're adding for the time being.
So mars is free of demons?
Yeah
But yeah, there's a fuck ton of planets, asteroids, space stations etc
So many
An space junk
Well that don’t make sense, ya would think mars looks be crawling with demons
likely
The space encounters also seem like smth I'll enjoy
Engine upgrade or smth will also be added right?
well the bad news is that Mars isn't always safe.
There’s space encounters?
Once Shedu's Thousand show up, it ain't safe
Soon yeah
Only 1000?
Easy
Nah that's horrible
they're the ex realware mercs I told ya about
What’s so bad about em?
they're former mercs that formed their own quasimorph legion.
Basically the closest the games got to 40k chaos space marines
40k total war warhammer…. Gotta wait for the Xmas steam sale to buy the third game,
It truly is total war
I WANT WAR!!!! 🤣🤣
Xp
When build 43?
I hate these 40k humans
So racist
Why is every faction racist
But I think the orks seem cool
@twin bear @pale berry
Im watching white lotus s3
yws
everything sucks everyone is racist usually for somewhat good reasons
the tau tried to make friends with everyone they meet and got burned
the eldar just don't trust anyone else
Theres never context in these so called news
the dark eldar are one the only ones really enjoying themselves but only because they're massive assholes
the orks are the only other ones enjoying themselves because they're the orks
it's intended to exaggerate and sensationalise
God forbid garry try to mod
the humans are racist in equal parts because the emperor, their experiences with the other races and the warp
tl;dr dont think about it too much it's a wargame first and everyone needs a decent enough reason to war! eachother
Who writes the lore for it?
yes
a lot and its a franchise older than half the people in this server
bound to be a mess
Is it one of those universes that just kinda have a few people approving whethere the story you hand in is canon or not
Or is there a official team behind it
hard cause a bunch of stuff got retconned between editions
In my head its scp esque, in the sense u just kinds write your own story, and theres a good chance unless its jobberish its gonna be canon now
kinda dosen't matter anyway cause most people have their own thing going on
Fair
Im still of the opinion that theres litterally just no chance the terminator faction, whatever they were called ever loses
Maybe it takes a while but it feels absolutely certain
their whole gimmick is extremely elite units with fuck you guns that flay your tanks
I dont even know there units tbh
hello! im new to project zombiod. ive tried youtube and im just slow af. if anyone has time today can you help me out just to get a hang of things. a good kick stat id say
All i know is that they dont die. Just get beamed up and respawned or some shit
ok think terminators that are very likely to get back up when you kill them
and just to troll everyone they self destruct when they don't and said self destruct looks exactly like they're teleporting back for repairs
they can't replace units lost this way but nobody can really tell how many of them are left
their most basic infantry gun can also violate your tanks just because
See, my question tho right
Where are they going?
Cant replace units, or are simply massing
their basic units have no free will
Im off team necron now
I assumed they just had a singularity situation going on
stroking them is a 4 man job
Like the overmind for zerg
nah it's nessescary, it's a tabletop wargame and needs a justification to why every other necron lord has their own paint job and thing going on
then you want the 'nids or orks
Orks have crazy in fighting what
Mm
Any way, for the sake of it being a tabletop game i get why they need to have different commanders and whatever
cause you get them unpainted and encouraged to do your own thing
But for a story id rather it was just the overmind but instead of shitty bugs, terminators
you can follow the canon paintjobs but only if you want to
its not like ww2 or cold war where you get crucified if you use the wrong camo for the period or front
their main product is the miniatures and the paint line they sell
rulebooks, lore books, video games are all secondary to get people to buying minis and paint
get 3d printed proxy
And unfortunately not many people are into people playing using proxies
Ye that
Them is the only people id play with tho
what exactly are the rules of the tabletop, how do i play, what do i do to play
unless you wanna play on official events or at the game stores then it do be like that
I dont have friends into the game, id have to go to events and shit
Same with magic. Id happily just play with printouts if i had people into it
Oh true
or try other tabletop games like battletech that are very okay with proxies
Ye ill give that a go some time, good call
the rulebook encourages it
battletech is easier because there's a java application that does the rules for you
drunk tabletop sim with yugioh mod
drunk board games
real
Think I might just end it all
academical distress?
Did you know that a Earth's collision with an object larger than 100 kilometres in diameter can cause a drastic effect on a sea turtle migration periods?
Monolith? More like corpses with patches I can gamble with
why would you
Why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?
Where there is no ham on my hamburger
ima come on in and shoot yo ass
🗣️
I did the parkour to the surface in skill song today
Devs were nice enough to add a shortcut from the top
Maybe there will be dlc content there
It is oddly big for the 2 pieces of content it has
time to trickcal
True
I eep
@karmic jetty grab this from the shop for 100 leaf its a steal
they also gave 10 free card gacha
hmmmmm
using the terminal for installing stuff on linux is lowkey real fun
How so?
its just unusual for me to do stuff like this
i find it fun typing in words into a terminal and getting stuff out
Ah, I see. The fun comes from the novelty
That makes sense. I'm glad you're enjoying it
I am cold
lierally shivering
Hello Cold
cold shivering
i find it fun because i get to see more of what's going on
is my name
feels like i have more understanding
im not a fan of debian distros new application based shit
i know you can do terminal as well
but i find arch easier 🤔
no idea what that is
yeah
idk never used them
understandable
im not sure why they were added
because most people ive spoken to that use debian distros never use them
lmao
probably to make it more "user friendly" but that seems flawed lol
regardless we noit
No
to not teach the basics of the system is not very user friendly
Nothing ever happens 
"i use arch btw"
Should i send the project Zomboid shovel gif
yes
Aight
Beni not very smart
using all of her braincells here
i use slack btw
okay nerd
thats mean
Wrong attire
It should be a maid outfit with thigh highs
Femboy 
❤️🔥 this chat stinks
leave, while you still have hope
Quarantine it
Haha stinky 🫵
just use rimpy like a man
Yo zozo
now how do I run rimsort 
the file is executable but double clicking on it does nothin
cmd pops up
right click maybe
the ak74 fucking SUCKS
try runnning from terminal
check if you have the requirements downloaded
real
hello stink friend
the download wiki does mention you may need to download the required graphics library xcb/libxcb
yo
hmmm

#1 CAT AWARD
how are ya
im addicted to sims
oh no
both
now ive gotta see where the config file's at
#1 CAT AWARD
sick that youre enjoying it
:D
i dont find that type of simulation enjoyable
it hits hard when ur young
truck sim is peak casual sim for me
nowadays i cant bring myself to play sims
love ets2
real
my sim had a second daughter last night :D
the only thing i know about sims is the wicked whims mod
I can't believe I'm at that stage where patients are genuinely lying to me.
omar told me about it
cinema
omar knows all about that
genuinely though
i have a mod that lets me kill sims with a magic book 
my main sim has it
he told me about it when we were speaking about paralives
sick
paralives isnt real
i think im going to play quasimorph
stop coping
im not interested in it
:D family
will see 
oooo
wym
looks okay to me
dont like how sims 4 look either
looks like its still loading in
whats the word
cant find the damn file
it looks very plastic
where are ye
old people in sims 4 doesnt even look old
youll find it nerd
true
She thinks there is something under the bed...EVERY DAMN NIGHT she wakes one of us up and its annoying rahhhhhh
the game looks way worse compared to what ive seen from sims 2
it looks 🤔 desiccated
you dont even have car pools or a school bus like in the older sims .-.
just play kenshi
can sims4 turn into a topdown shooter like project somboid
kenshi deez
theres is one from kenshi
but i think its too much for chat
i had a burglar show up the other day at my sims house
hahahah yeah dude if you just installed it you need to run the game
same with saves
i wanna get sims 2
sims 2 is peak
does bro on the bottom have hapsburg chin
HAHAHA
imagine being one of those people who brag about having ancestors that were royalty or some shit
i always thought it generated when the game INSTALLED but not when BOOTED
the more you learn
ultimate collection is considered abandonware so its better u grab that
LoVe iS lOve
the legacy collection ea recently released is doodoo and doesnt fix anything
also doesnt have all the expansions
any royalty bro
id say majority were inbred as fuck
when i played sims 3 it made my pc scream tho so im...weary
must be crazy
sims 3 needs a few mods to run smoothish
sims 3 is a wild game
but otherwise its peak
gotta keep the blood pure man
i have both sims 3 and 4
eh im having fun with sims 4 rn
but ive only played 3
esp that i modded it
"yeah, im a direct descendant of a british monarch-which means i have a bum knee and kidney stones every year"
sims 2 is a better sims 4 overall
love it when you gotta go into the game files and insert your cpu and gpu into a .txt file
its fucking hilarious to me
his genetic health would improve if he marries his cousin
only things sims 4 is best at is building mode
every "pure blood" thing i just think of royalty
All the genetic health defects and none of the richee
i dont think anyone wants to be on the side of incest
royalty is gross
Truly sadge
yeah first thing that comes to mind is that hapsburg shit
real
is crimson chin inbred
HAHAHH yes dude, did you watch the treytheexplainer video
insane
no i think its something you said before referencing it
I dont really get how inbreeding makes u look weird
🤨
wut
It seems like u should just look eerily like ur parents
it increases the likelyhood of bad mutations and recessive genes
But instead u just get longer
Inbreeding is the production of offspring from the mating or breeding of individuals or organisms that are closely related genetically. By analogy, the term is used in human reproduction, but more commonly refers to the genetic disorders and other consequences that may arise from expression of deleterious recessive traits resulting from incestuo...
here you go buddy
read this and it should teach you
incest, again, increases the likelihood of harmful mutations and, essentially, harms the dna
also increases the chances of the bad recessive genes to be carried onward
chat u ever watch encanto
?
the one with the blue fish?
Decanter spiritus
the disney movie encanto
i dont watch
me no watch disney
disney owns so many brands and franchises man
a good theory as to why they have arranged marriage in that lore is prolly bcs they dont have much genetic pool
Disney owns my heart
hard to say you dont watch any disney shows, technically deadpool and star wars is disney
andor
Technically?
deadpool is kinda lame
Deadpool and the new trilogy was entirely disney
me still no watch disney
Can zombies see at night as well as during the day?
doesnt disney own fox?
yes
true true bad wording
no fucking idea brother
atleast in b41 thats the case
how do you feel about Alivespa?
in b42 is changed
Disney owns my cities fuckin major sport stadium
i love ur name
its so over
erm old news
Minor changes, I understand? because I'm running with a black screen, but zombies are coming from the other end of my monitor
downloading my massive humongous fucking modlist rn
fatcockenergy, if you are playing on b42. sombies sholdnt see you so well through the night
but if you have a flashlight on during nighttime activities they see you
i just rmbr i have space for games but no games
Love how I could instantly tell it's rimworld just off a tiny bit of the wallpaper there.
true
Do u think real zombies see?
also the massive modlist
perhaps ill install hack gu and let it stay unplayed for a while
real zombies don't exist
I feel like they dont get to
zombies arent real
I'm sorry you have to learn this now
also I got even worse news
Santa don't exist
Just rely on there sniffer and ears
mindblowing ik
Boring answer
we don't know

that's not really similar.
what about saint nicholas
fake too
but the tooth fairy is real tho
so don't u worry about that
dentist
what a party pooper
b-but who put those presents under my pillow??
Krampus
remember that movie about that old fuck that is a tooth fairy
he's keeping an eye on you
oh noes
Krampus is stupid
Bob
I remember that weird movie where The Rock became the tooth fairy
yeah that one
lmao oh shit yeah
HAHAHAHAH he looked so funny
They made an anti santa and named it krampus, when u can litterally just rearange the letters for satan
Like... bruh whwt
i liked the krampus movie
Idk, the only depictions iv seen of krampus were just cthulu
Bad premise and stolen design
*I'm sorry, I've tested positive for Krampus, you might wanna get yourself checked too"
nah it sounds like a spine disease
a gorilla-sized Krampus
Cramp ass
what is the plural of krampus? Krampuses or krampi?
krampuses
the kramps










