general_chat

[twin bear]

i havent had the balls to try melee

[frosty tulip]

No, not to melee with it

For cutting up bodies

[fair mica]

Oh I do have a question about PZ.
Just noticed I was able to use showers when the water was on but once it got shut off I didn’t have an option to use showers. Not sure if that’s intentional or a bug? Showers not useable after the water is turned off?

[twin bear]

ohhh

[neon bramble]

thats fine it will be forced upon you anyway

[twin bear]

do bodies have chips

[polar kernel]

did someone say chip

haha ill be here all week

[neon bramble]

butchery too

[fair mica]

Or is my game boinked

[neon bramble]

iirc the femur spike can also be used in lieu of a knife

[white obsidian]

[frosty tulip]

Nah, cut em up for meat or if they got some cool augmentation you wanna steal

That's if you didn't already shoot it off their body beforehand

[white obsidian]

What game

[frosty tulip]

Quasimorph

[white obsidian]

Never heard of it

Is it cool?

[frosty tulip]

Yeah

It's a solo turn based extraction shooter

[white obsidian]

Ohh

Tarkov

[frosty tulip]

It's really fast paced though for a turn based game

Fights tend to end quick in it

[neon bramble]

its closer to superhot than a normal turn based game

game resolves everyone else's moves practically instantly

[frosty tulip]

Oh ye bird not sure if I told ya

Enemies can pick guns up now

[twin bear]

oh so the arm i found is worth taking back

bionic hand it says

[frosty tulip]

Not every augment will be beneficial for how you play, sometimes they might fuck you over

[twin bear]

bro ive alrdy killed so many ppl and i barely put a dent into my ammo the ttk is crazy fast

[frosty tulip]

In the beta build there's like 60 new augmentations

[twin bear]

very smooth too ive noticed

when im falling back it actually feels like im running away

[frosty tulip]

One of them is more meant to fuck you over than help you, the Cortex bomb

So with some factions, now you have to worry about killing someone in close range and them having a cortex bomb detonating and blowing you up as well

[frosty tulip]

It can depend on what gun type you're using, some guns can really burn through ammo so fast

Another thing to worry about is your gun durability, it can go down so quick

Since you're playing Francis, i think his special perk is higher weapon durability though

[rain mango]

Fuck

[neat moat]

@mods

[loud pumice]

[neat moat]

uppy is femcel

theyve been girlpilled

[karmic jetty]

new chiikawa episode

[twin bear]

i lost my fucking arm

[neon bramble]

eat someones arm

grow it back

[karmic jetty]

hmmm

[neon bramble]

you should consider extracting if you can

[karmic jetty]

are interlimb surgery a thing

[frosty tulip]

Lmao, such a Quasimorph moment

[karmic jetty]

can u actually take someone elses limb and make it urs

[frosty tulip]

It's going so well for you and then all of the sudden, boom, lost a limb

[neon bramble]

if you can probably works by organ rules

take a boatload of immunosuppresants

[twin bear]

i fucking did it

chainsawed them all

[frosty tulip]

So how'd they amputate your arm?

What happened

[twin bear]

shotgun

[karmic jetty]

donor limb considered as foreign organisn

[frosty tulip]

Oof

You still fucking with Civil Resistance

Or was this someone else

[twin bear]

its the same mission

[frosty tulip]

LMAO

[karmic jetty]

gets tariffed

[frosty tulip]

I thought this was a second mission

[neon bramble]

if its civil resistance it might be a sawblade launcher but you didnt notice it take your arm off earlier

[twin bear]

theres a ton of enemies im clearing thru

[frosty tulip]

All of this happened in your first one?

[twin bear]

yeah

[neon bramble]

its not ideal

do the job and get out most of the time

its usually not worth clearing the entire map for blood

[frosty tulip]

Yeah while it is tempting, exploring more for loot can be extremely dangerous

[neon bramble]

if you get a character or class chip

its a good excuse to extract immediatley

[frosty tulip]

Oh yeah also, since you start on Mars, maybe stay on it and the places connected to it for a bit

Mars is one of the few safe havens from Quasimorphs

[neon bramble]

he will understand

[frosty tulip]

I made the mistake of going to the moon early on

As you'd expect, went about as well as you'd think

[twin bear]

how did i bleed again

i took no dmg

[neon bramble]

I think he got sawed

[frosty tulip]

Did you properly heal the injury

[karmic jetty]

is that time of the month

[frosty tulip]

This sounds like a saw launcher

[loud pumice]

https://youtu.be/N8PBL1P9jU4?si=BI_-vAX3VcLyDLlq

[neon bramble]

yeah a saw launcher took your arm off lmao

[twin bear]

they told me to go to the radar thingy

[loud pumice]

@burnt kite

[twin bear]

i figured it would be a cake walk

[frosty tulip]

Civil Resistance can be such cunts with those saw launchers

[twin bear]

i died to random bleeds

[loud pumice]

Gotta watch it

[paper hull]

im feelin woke

[karmic jetty]

wokler

[loud pumice]

Woke deez

[paper hull]

the wonkler

[karmic jetty]

why so queerious

[frosty tulip]

Yeah, careful for those sawblade launchers

What were you using to plug that wound up with

[neon bramble]

you have nowhere near enough armor to survive a fatal hit from the saw launcher

that thing is vicious

[frosty tulip]

Because amputation during a raid? Not easy to fix

[loud pumice]

Winter is coming

[frosty tulip]

Hope that didn't turn him off the game

[twin bear]

so how do i just die

and not revert

cuz it just keeps sending me back into a soft lock state where im gonna die

[frosty tulip]

Revert?

I've never had it revert

[paper hull]

winter is coming and so am i

[twin bear]

it just sent me back to right after the fight

[paper hull]

i miss the yogpod

[frosty tulip]

That's a thing? I've actually never noticed

Ok well, do you have a knife?

[twin bear]

dude i cant do anything lmao

i made it two tiles away from the ship

[frosty tulip]

What

What mission is this? Two tiles away

Did you do a defense mission

[twin bear]

i got it

forgot to just make rags LOL

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-vault-boy-gif-25829148

with so many bodies im lucky haha

[frosty tulip]

Yeah you can keep yourself alive by just ripping up clothes for rags or plastic and delaying it, replacing it every time the wound heal fails since it was an amputate

So was it a defense mission?

[twin bear]

how do i leave

i gotta leave

[frosty tulip]

Top right, click evac

[twin bear]

they wouldnt let me

fuck that guy ig

[frosty tulip]

Then you didn't do the mission

There's two ways you can extract

You find a chip, or you complete the mission

Otherwise they don't bother extracting you and let you die since you're just a clone

What mission was it tho

[rain mango]

i was playing on my 28 days later preset last night

with the insurgent black ops profession mod

i drove to rosewood in an apc and got out to start killing off the horde

they got distracted by a car alarm so i chucked a grenade at that car and killed a chunk of the bastards

they spotted me and chased me down

[rain mango]

i am currently holed up inside the rosewood police station armory

god help me

[frosty tulip]

Wait

How many skulls

[rain mango]

skulls?

i assume that means kills

[frosty tulip]

Talking to scav

[rain mango]

oh

shit

mb

[frosty tulip]

No worries

[paper hull]

gn gamers

[twin bear]

5

[frosty tulip]

Oh, yeah no wonder you died.

I think you did one of the quest missions, that's late game shit

[twin bear]

i made it super far for it being 5 at least

oh

i figured theyd give me starter missions

[frosty tulip]

You stood no chance, sorry to say

They do give easier missions, just not for those quest ones

[twin bear]

i could do this one

perhaps

[copper coral]

[rain mango]

sweet drEams!!

[twin bear]

if 5 was almost managable at floor 2 on 5 then i think i may be able to survive

[frosty tulip]

Wait you said you only made it 2 tiles from the ship

[twin bear]

no to the ship

[frosty tulip]

Did you try and go back up a floor and flee to the ship

[twin bear]

when i was bleeding

[frosty tulip]

Ah

Yeah they won't let you, you need a chip or mission complete

[twin bear]

i made it to the stairs on floor two and got my arm removed

so i chainsawed those guys

[frosty tulip]

But also, when you can extract, you don't have to go back to the ship

You head to one of the elevators and hit extract from there

[rain mango]

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

[frosty tulip]

That might be better for you. If you pick the Sabotage mission, you just have to go to the 3rd floor and blow up their valuable cargo that's marked, control means you'll have to defend some generators from some waves of enemies until they all die

[twin bear]

oh hell nah waves sound cursed

[frosty tulip]

It's not too bad this early on, but fair if you prefer a sabotage just be careful with that

The valuable cargo you gotta destroy has a bigger blast radius than you'd think

[twin bear]

im just gonna run ad far as i can

[twin bear]

thanks for the tips dude

[rain mango]

Whenever im having fun i act like im on the spectrum

Maybe i am

[twin bear]

maybe maybe not

[rain mango]

Ive started to wonder

[frosty tulip]

No worries, just careful if you decide to be a psycho and go back to that old mission, you were versing Civil Protection in their weak state

[twin bear]

i may back off

i read some terminals

also the scanners are sick

[frosty tulip]

The floor scanners?

[twin bear]

makes clearing rly ez

yeah

[frosty tulip]

Yeah, super useful

[rain mango]

Tacos

[twin bear]

aint gonna forget to use bodies this time

oh yeah better equipe a knife

better

[lost fiber]

Cannibalism is your friend, after all.

[frosty tulip]

Knives are good to have for that amputation stuff, just don't worry about bringing it out

It's not hard to get another one

[twin bear]

im not worried about anything extraction wise other than the task items and valuables

[frosty tulip]

Good call

If you wanna be super careful though, if you find a chip, fuck the mission and just evacuate

Unless you wanna risk it

@neon bramble We solved how he died

He went into a story mission as his very first mission

[neon bramble]

oH

that explains the horde of enemies

[frosty tulip]

Amazed he even made it to floor 2

[neon bramble]

what blissful ignorance does to a mf

tbh just yoloing it is disproportionately effective

[frosty tulip]

Yeah when I heard hordes of enemies, I thought he chose a defense

[neon bramble]

the problem is surviving

[twin bear]

i just clicked and went for it

[sacred schooner]

not enough degen in this chat

[twin bear]

soooo much easier

[tropic dragon]

hello

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/virmelia-vtuber-anime-anime-girl-cute-anime-girl-gif-3383190714226032189

[tropic dragon]

i just bought the game :0

waiting for my server to boot so me and a freind can play

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/f18nvg-gif-14417976431007902526

[frosty tulip]

You pick the Sabotage mission?

[half kettle]

Pew pew pew

[sacred schooner]

welcome to project zomboid then, do know that even in B41 (the current version, with B42 being the unstable version that has been available to the public for the last 10 months), that the learning curve is a long one, so take your time learning stuff and goofing around without taking the game too seriously at first

#pz_b42_chat will be where you can chat about the game itself with other people who currently play it

[twin bear]

yup

[sacred schooner]

this man stole an F-16

[tropic dragon]

preach

[frosty tulip]

Buds going all in on the knife lol

[twin bear]

i found a machete so its perfect

[neon bramble]

you should consider

keeping a femur for that

[tropic dragon]

does anyone know why my sever wont start with 16gb of ram selected and a few car mods?

im stuck on initializing

[sacred schooner]

dead people are indeed very slow

[ivory grail]

Idk man i'm pretty fast

[twin bear]

i cant get any bones to drop are they rare or

do i needa level more

[neon bramble]

ehrm I prefer the term tactically acquired

[neon bramble]

chance to drop

[sacred schooner]

I don't have experience hosting servers on local machines, so your quickest bet would to ask in #pz_b42_chat , otherwise your best bet would be #1019767076094758924

[twin bear]

hope my chances chance in here

[tropic dragon]

thank you

[twin bear]

does this tag mean it has smth in it

or am i tupid

[sacred schooner]

need a hand with that?

https://tenor.com/view/ba-dum-tsss-drum-band-gif-7320811

[sacred schooner]

dunno about what game that is, but a socket should mean an available slot right?

[twin bear]

yeah it says 1 but i wonder if the bionic part is just the default

[sacred schooner]

best I can answer is bad jokes

[twin bear]

meat for days

[candid patio]

This is rude af

[young kelp]

My first no hit boss
red hp = internal damage so no it doesn't count as a hit + it was my own ability that causes the red hp
nine sols boss spoiler

low fps cause potato

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/hoshimi-miyabi-miyabi-ears-long-ears-im-all-ears-gif-10526121702998871245

[lost fiber]

@sacred schooner
Tell one more bad joke and it's the weeb rehabilitation camp with you.

[karmic jetty]

@tall glen WAKE UPPP

peacemaker finale just dropped

[twin bear]

the deed is done

i found a defib where would i need to revive a human

[leaden fulcrum]

Who's been playing the new skate

[frosty tulip]

You can revive guys you've killed and they'll act as an ally to you.

[twin bear]

oh

[frosty tulip]

The catch is that they can't use the elevators for some reason, so they'll be your ally for just that floor

[twin bear]

thats still sick tho

ill keep that in mind for defending

[frosty tulip]

You can find packaged robots that you can open which assembles a robot ally for you too

[twin bear]

i found some cyborg bits

what do i do with those

[frosty tulip]

You can find a pleasure bot and pass it some psycho weapon too

[twin bear]

😭

[rain mango]

seeing frank get infected in 28 days later made me so sad

[twin bear]

i almost went to mercury for a task in a brothel

[frosty tulip]

DONT

I really wanna emphasise, long distance space travel can fuck you over, especially when you're inexperienced

[twin bear]

seems like a nice dude

[frosty tulip]

Because during that time travelling, factions will grow more powerful

So you can go from doing very well, then you travel somewhere 20 days away and now you're getting curbstomped

[twin bear]

yeah rn im grinding these sunlight coven fucks

they seem weak enough to fight until i can gear up

[quasi wing]

What game?

[frosty tulip]

Ah yes, the guy you let into our dimension

[frosty tulip]

Quasimorph

[twin bear]

i feel like ill get to know bro rly well

[neon bramble]

you are responsible for it

[rain mango]

Skibidi rizz gyatt

[frosty tulip]

It's just funny that space satan that is currently purging and enslaving humanity, is also outsourcing the work to human mercs

[rain mango]

Omega lul

Rofl

Rizzing up the masterrrr

[frosty tulip]

cringe

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/chainsaw-man-power-power-chainsaw-man-chainsaw-man-power-power-laugh-gif-27102123

Gyatt

Goated chad

[twin bear]

oh i see the pleasure bot now

😭

[young kelp]

oh yea forgot to send this bit of lore, found in the corpse of a mutated monster that used to be this person

[rain mango]

Hehehehee

Ehhehehe

[polar kernel]

they love their new tree

[thin wedge]

tree but no leaves

[rain mango]

i need to smoke

stress is too much i need it to go away

fuck off

Bro Took Smoker Trait In B42⁉️

whatever makes this not look depressing

[frosty tulip]

Oh yeah if you want a really wack shotgun, look out for the jeffhammer

[twin bear]

i found one

[frosty tulip]

It's a pretty good burst fire shotty

[twin bear]

i assumed it was goofy

[neon bramble]

now wait till you get tunnel rats

(class)

[frosty tulip]

Yeah, the tunnel rat class is insane with shotties, it's one of their main things

[twin bear]

this wut i got so far

[neon bramble]

its disgusting honestly

[frosty tulip]

Ah yes, the early game gun

Very early game

[twin bear]

is decent imo

i like the pistol as well

[neon bramble]

thats because nobody has armor

[twin bear]

that u get in the tutorial

[frosty tulip]

Careful carrying around ammo that you don't need tho

That's making you heavier, making your dodge chance lower

[twin bear]

is the gas only for ammo

[neon bramble]

calorie intake too

[twin bear]

i been eating the good foods

[frosty tulip]

Petrol for the flamethrowers, poison canisters for poison weapons

[neon bramble]

I forgor if you can shoot to spill/ignite the fuel if left on the floor

[twin bear]

yeah im saving poison so when i get one i can try it out a bunch

[neon bramble]

flamethrowers is pretty moot for the player though

[frosty tulip]

Oh yeah scav fun tip, if you ever absolutely have to go near an explosive barrel but don't wanna shoot it earlier, go up to it and just take the petrol inside and dump it on the ground

[neon bramble]

unless you're using it for area denial

[twin bear]

oh i can loot the tanks? i avoided em at all cost cuz of the fire haha

barrel* but u know wut i mean

how hard could infiltration be

[onyx yarrow]

Imagine finding a WWII flamethrower in PZ

[frosty tulip]

Yep, you'll also find these vats of acid and blood that you can loot as well

You loot the vat of blood, you get blood bags from em

[twin bear]

What happens if my meter goes up for the quasimorphism

Do i turn into a monster

Or does shit just hit the fan

[frosty tulip]

No

Q level means the higher it is, the more chance of a Quasimorph entering the dimension from the body of someone you just killed

But it also means the higher the level, the stronger Quasimorph types show up

Low Q levels, it's their weak units

[twin bear]

Oh so there's just a chance I'll get attacked by them no matter what

Interesting

[frosty tulip]

You can lower the q levels with certain items that help with your characters stress

Cigs, alcohol, some types of candy etc

[twin bear]

Yeah like alcohol and stuff

[frosty tulip]

Yeah

[twin bear]

Took me awhile to clear the second mission there were so many in the corridor leading to the second satellite

[rain mango]

i love being spoonfed indie game ps1-ps2 styled SLOP with terrible art and an even more terrible community

literally every indie game made in 2024

#IAMVERYSERIOUSABOUTTOPICSNOBODYGIVESASHITABOUT

[onyx igloo]

Whats with all the PS1 style games

Can we get like WII style horror game or sum

[tall glen]

on of my favorite horror game series was Fatal Frame

the one where you take photos of the ghosts

[thin wedge]

there no motion controls

[onyx igloo]

then make some

[thin wedge]

need a specific controller for one game fr

like wii resort

[onyx igloo]

then make one

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-how-bout-dat-how-about-that-sopranos-gif-16854992944801209042

[thin wedge]

nah another pixel platform game

[tacit meadow]

This is the first time iv litterally ever seen someone else talk about that game

[frosty tulip]

Me and bird talk about it constantly here

[tacit meadow]

O true, i dont spent much time here admittadly. Not having perms throws out the flow of half my convos to the point where i just farm xp

[onyx igloo]

https://youtu.be/lKRwlpct3Mk?list=RDlKRwlpct3Mk is this fire on the europan

[twin bear]

I like misery

[onyx igloo]

who replaced my submarine with a toyota prius

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/643518914038595614/1425685456061993061/airport_announcement.mov?ex=68e9254c&is=68e7d3cc&hm=d25a8cf09f28feae6102d8064f832f5cbec61c3d0744b36bd33ab18ad8a08044&

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/drift-car-race-prius-toyota-gif-10697692

[untold orbit]

Anyone know if any Insurgent servers are still active ?

[twin bear]

Like insurgency sandstorm?

[untold orbit]

Lmao I wish. No this was like a mod pack from a few versions ago

[bronze moat]

Battlemetrics my fren:

https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/insurgency

That 12 player server with 12 players online right now is probably your best bet. Full server = active

[untold orbit]

Oh wow thank you very much 🙂

[loud pumice]

Why is it always like this no matter where you're from

[pallid nymph]

is there lfg on this server

[toxic relic]

#1019737819981283459

[lost fiber]

Because airports hate you in particular Uppy.

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-meme-radar-gif-26497624

[lost fiber]

ERM, ACKUHALLY

[toxic hawk]

nights in dying light 2 are way more brutal than DL 1, you get detected much more easily, volatiles are everywhere and the fuckers are relentless

cant lose them

[bronze moat]

SPIFFO FAMILY DINNER!

[bronze moat]

Is why you need to base up with the CUTE zombies. They protect you

[toxic hawk]

the cute ones spit and pounce on me

all while some punks try to beat me up

[bronze moat]

cute goth girls do the same

[tiny pecan]

Build 43 when?

[bronze moat]

probably 2028 but that's just a guess

[uncut epoch]

those are some funny lookin’ cats

[livid notch]

It's canceled, devs are now working on micro-transactions and skins for pz now

[toxic hawk]

Do they also make you perfect dodge projectiles while parrying thugs and drop kicking giants

[toxic relic]

bro im noiting so much

i got into that weird base of those flying guys and i just wrecked them

got exploded by my own wand though

happens to the best of us

https://tenor.com/view/martsio-noita-noitagame-noita-game-soccer-gif-16203159092274337852

[karmic jetty]

noited

ive seen footage

[lost fiber]

Try 2036.

[torn verge]

Little nightmares 3 is out

[torn ingot]

Playing with lots of mods has made it difficult for me to go back to less mods.

[torn verge]

Time to stay up all night

[toxic hawk]

Is that a tarnished I see

[stone meadow]

idk why i even bothered spending extra for a more fancy pair of earbuds, ended up losing one of them less than a week after buying them

[toxic hawk]

How much

[stone meadow]

I have like 4 pairs of buds at home now with one missing

[stone meadow]

60 quid, so not that much but also 40 quid more than i usually spend

[toxic hawk]

Damn bro

Sorry

Honestly sub 20 is more than enough

[stone meadow]

Yeah I found a good company I buy them off of

EarFun

I bought the more expensive pair off them too

had noise cancelling

[flat crag]

Hi does anyone know how to put mods on pz server hosted by bisecthosting ?

[onyx yarrow]

I buy a bone conducting headset, ended up being comfortable enough I never take it off at the trade off of looking like a cyberpunk character

[toxic relic]

dude i hate earbuds

[toxic hawk]

Bone conducting ?

[stone meadow]

I tried an admittedly cheap bone conducting headset and didnt really like it

[toxic relic]

id rather get the ones that connect like wired earphones

[toxic hawk]

Me too, I inky got it because phones don't have jacks anymore

Only*

[toxic relic]

fucked

[stone meadow]

i like earbuds, theyre convenient

[toxic relic]

i just have a bluetooth headset

[toxic relic]

easy to lose

[stone meadow]

I lose em all the time but thats fine, cost of doing business

[toxic relic]

bruh

i bought a 65 dollar jbl bluetooth headset 2 years ago and its perfect

[stone meadow]

I cant have wired headphones for what I use em for, i use em at work and I need to not be tangled in machinery

[toxic relic]

fair, i just fucking hate tiny earbuds

[stone meadow]

and i can only have 1 in at a time too so no headsets

plus i just dont like walking around in public with a headset on

[toxic relic]

whatever works best for you man

at least you dont buy fucking expensive pairs every time

[stone meadow]

I didnt used to like wireless earbuds but im not going back now

Also most of my lost earbuds are lost somewhere in my room, cause i sleep with 1 in lol

idk where they dissapear off to, Im sure i have at least 2 left earbuds somewhere

I must be throwing them across the room in my sleep cause one time i found one on my desk after waking up

[onyx yarrow]

These

[toxic relic]

butthole

[thin wedge]

ass mic indeed

[toxic relic]

that looks like bad sci fi cosplay

[onyx yarrow]

It vibrate your eardrums through your skull

[thin wedge]

like blue yeti

[toxic relic]

you're gonna find them one day when you move out or clean and have 4 sets of the same earphones

[burnt kite]

doot doot doot doot

[stone meadow]

yeah probably

then im set for a couple years

[toxic relic]

cinema

[burnt kite]

upsell them at an airport

[onyx yarrow]

It is actually pretty comfortable since it just stay on outside of your ears. Though your ear drums feels tingly if you increase volume a bit too loud. Also bass is not very easy to hear, and open ear means you have no noise cancellation unless you get an ear plug.
Trade off is worth is if you work in environment where you don't have too much noise like an office though, and still need to hear things like when your boss is calling your name

also very clean since it is not going inside any holes

[burnt kite]

scav is office plankton confirmed

[oblique stream]

4 single left ear buds

[paper hull]

i hate being so pregnant

with anger

[loud pumice]

The bathroom is the last bastion of American freedom

[paper hull]

true we should hold all our debates in there

[frosty tulip]

The lion shits on company time

[karmic jetty]

🦅

[frosty tulip]

The eagle shits on the company

[rapid moth]

Those fuckass ps3 mics dude

Istg bro I had to have been the worst mf to meet on lbp2

[toxic relic]

one time

i walked into a bathroom

and it felt like i had entered the aftermath of a whiskey enema

the floors were flooded with a watery fluid that looked like the bottom of a septic tank

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

it smelt like an infected wound

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/eddie-murphy-what-wide-eyes-schoked-omg-gif-8497484

[toxic relic]

i did not use that toilet, i pissed on a tree outside

[loud pumice]

Once at work, I walked in the bathroom, someone power hose the walls. That's skill.

[heavy ivy]

one of the few fun parts of secondary school was walking into the bathroom and seeing religious iconography made from fresh produce across the walls

[toxic relic]

i remember, it was an outhouse style squat toilet in rural armenia

[paper hull]

one time in high school this dude kicked me in the crotch so hard i literally passed out and the next week i returned the favor but everyone freaked out like "u cant do that to a guy thats messed up" and im like "bro he literally KICKED me unconcious"

[loud pumice]

Looked like those cheap splatter png you find on google

But it was real

[toxic relic]

praying to the god of waste and foul

[toxic relic]

it is skill

[loud pumice]

I couldn't believe my eyes.. when 10 million fireflies

[toxic relic]

if it looks like you blew up a balloon full of brown paint that takes a skilled anus

[onyx yarrow]

might need one of these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3qbXPgtSig&t=2s

[karmic jetty]

paris

[loud pumice]

<Paris

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-ball-ball-kick-gif-15177767

[paper hull]

Paris is an absolute shit hole

[onyx yarrow]

Also unrelated, we are getting AI slop even on random dumb niche topic like this

[loud pumice]

Cleavage

[heavy ivy]

something about the sugar free gummy bears incident
canada will never be the same

[loud pumice]

Awooga

[karmic jetty]

no escape

[loud pumice]

Run

[onyx yarrow]

slap on AI generated woman and AI voice over

[loud pumice]

Run

Run

Fear me

[karmic jetty]

what is this some kinda vintage story

[loud pumice]

I'm vintaging it

[toxic relic]

paris vs london

[paper hull]

whats that some kind of elder tale?

[toxic relic]

which is more rank

[oblique stream]

Wdym

Paris doesn't exist

[paper hull]

it do be suckin mad doo doo

[loud pumice]

Mine is

[paper hull]

and it do be real

sadly

otherwise where would kanye and jayz hang out

[karmic jetty]

1.5 hrs left of doing nuthin in the office

what to do

[paper hull]

happy smork day

[toxic relic]

watch that movie

faust

[karmic jetty]

what movie

[loud pumice]

Pray for smokeybackroom

[paper hull]

light up a bone zeerol

[toxic relic]

the puppet one

lmk if its food

[karmic jetty]

hmmm

[toxic relic]

good

[karmic jetty]

food

[toxic relic]

food

[paper hull]

i know how ur a hardcore smoker after all

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

mm food

[toxic relic]

i could go for a cig tbh

[paper hull]

hey yalllll....

[loud pumice]

Marbollo

[paper hull]

scott here

[karmic jetty]

i dont smoke

oops wrong reply

[loud pumice]

Zee

[toxic relic]

smoke deez nuts

[paper hull]

its ok id be scared to reply to me too

[karmic jetty]

smoker i hardly know er

[loud pumice]

Who tucks us in at night, zee?

[karmic jetty]

santa claws

[toxic relic]

claws

[loud pumice]

[karmic jetty]

u uwawa uwa

[loud pumice]

U wawawa uwa

[toxic relic]

chikawa slop

[loud pumice]

Slop deez

[karmic jetty]

its seinen fartass

u wont understand

[loud pumice]

U uwawawa

[toxic relic]

seinen peak

cikawa isnt seinen

[karmic jetty]

chiikawa is seinen

[toxic relic]

okay bud

[karmic jetty]

im not kidding bro

it really is rated seinen lmao

[toxic relic]

why bro

what about it

[karmic jetty]

wdym its got adult sht

[toxic relic]

such as

[karmic jetty]

is more so in the manga

[toxic relic]

copium

[loud pumice]

It's like game slop

[karmic jetty]

u cant understand the intricacy

[loud pumice]

I want a baked potato at 4am

[toxic relic]

what are some adult themes

[loud pumice]

Not gonna lie

Wish I had bacon

Cheese will do

Salt and peppah

[karmic jetty]

chiikawa and the monsters are adult copiums

[loud pumice]

Buttuh

Mmmmmm

[toxic relic]

food isnt real

[toxic relic]

🤔

[loud pumice]

Baked potatos go hard though

[oblique stream]

Next thing you're telling me that Britian exists

[loud pumice]

Yummy filling and delicious, the Irish were on to something

[karmic jetty]

theres a buncha disturbing things happening in the silly world too

i find it very interesting

[oblique stream]

Get real, there is no France or Britian

[heavy ivy]

i'm not real, you need to Wake Up "sharpgolden"

[toxic relic]

i see

everything has untold lore now

[loud pumice]

I think french people are cool

[toxic relic]

fandom bait

[loud pumice]

Their history sucks

[karmic jetty]

untold?

its pretty much in the face

[toxic relic]

as in, it has untold amounts

to get sucked into

the intrigue

[oblique stream]

That can be said about any race tbh

[toxic relic]

france isnt a race

[loud pumice]

True

[toxic relic]

its a country

[loud pumice]

American history sucks the most

[toxic relic]

erhm belgium?

[loud pumice]

But it has redeeming qualities

[karmic jetty]

[loud pumice]

Somewhat

[toxic relic]

ask a belgian what their ancestor did in the congo

[loud pumice]

Idk bro, humans suck

[toxic relic]

ask a dutch person what their ancestor did in south africa

[loud pumice]

I solved the mystery

[karmic jetty]

ask me what i did in 2001

[paper hull]

i got this girl whos french whos 10/10 fuckin DIME of a piece

and for that i will always be frenchpilled

[loud pumice]

You were born

[heavy ivy]

where is the queen

[karmic jetty]

exactly

a blessing for the world

[toxic relic]

no way you're that young bro

[loud pumice]

Nah, aren't you like 7yrs old

[toxic relic]

2001 is baby

👶

[karmic jetty]

im 500 yrs old

[loud pumice]

Bro is 23

[karmic jetty]

01 id when i reincarnated as a broke person (call it prestige)

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAHA

thats crazy

bros on his prestige playthrough

[karmic jetty]

gonna grind them job xp

[oblique stream]

Why didn't you pick new game +

[loud pumice]

Zee remember lethal company

Remember repo

Remember barotrauma

[toxic relic]

remember peak

[loud pumice]

Remember peak

[karmic jetty]

feature wasnt around yet

[loud pumice]

Remember..

[paper hull]

zee is the same age as my younger brother 🥺

[karmic jetty]

u have a younger brother

[paper hull]

baby boy

i have 5

[oblique stream]

Its you

[toxic relic]

5

[oblique stream]

Baby zerol

[paper hull]

5 younger brothers one older

1 sister

[karmic jetty]

[loud pumice]

All the game slop. Pops off for 2 months and then dies off. Like hoping on a trend, then it becomes lame.

REMEMBER AMONG US

[karmic jetty]

its not lame

u guys just dont wanna play

im down whenever

[toxic relic]

trend games are crazy

[loud pumice]

The hive mind has spoken

[toxic relic]

after your 10 hour shift

[loud pumice]

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/grinning-among-us-hehehe-meme-the-joker-gif-27495033

[paper hull]

its partly why i dont play games with zor zor and the boys im crap with trend games

[karmic jetty]

11 but only once a week

[oblique stream]

Remember Content warning

[toxic relic]

11 bro wtf

[oblique stream]

Thats the game that I feel like a coop slop

[toxic relic]

thats genuinely insane

11 hours of work

[paper hull]

zee works too hard

can someone adopt them

[loud pumice]

Down for some project zomboid b42

[karmic jetty]

real

[loud pumice]

Now that I know how to host servers. I will make one.

[karmic jetty]

the masculine urge to be subservient to a master in exchange for food and shelter and clams

[loud pumice]

I mean like a dedicated server, not a hosted server

[karmic jetty]

make a mincecraft serber

[loud pumice]

I wanna be the guy that shoots you

[paper hull]

i wanna be the girl that adopts you

[loud pumice]

Mommy?

I'm living a reality where my intrusive thoughts win all the time

I can't help it

Fartass pls

[karmic jetty]

fighting demons but the demons are actually just my hormones

[loud pumice]

[toxic relic]

[loud pumice]

Backoff I'll take you on, headstrong I'll take on anyone!

[toxic relic]

dont make me angry, bud, you wouldnt like me when im angry

[loud pumice]

You're about to know the real me, I hope you're ready

🐺

[toxic relic]

😠 you're on thin ice, pal. don't cross that line otherwise you'll have to deal with me

[loud pumice]

Monster energy? That's just regular energy for a monster like me

[toxic relic]

hey, champ? zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket

[loud pumice]

You're not that guy

[toxic relic]

redbull? heh, nothing beats a bull like me

[oblique stream]

Still cant handle the strongest potion

[loud pumice]

[toxic relic]

I am that guy, pall.

pall

[oblique stream]

Pall

[loud pumice]

You don't wanna know what I'm capable of

[toxic relic]

pall blurt mall corp

[karmic jetty]

perhaps ill read berk

or play more corpo chibi game

[oblique stream]

You're not that guy

[karmic jetty]

by play i mean i let the game auto battle

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-im-the-guy-spy-kids-the-guy-gif-24510920

[loud pumice]

The sigma mindset

[toxic relic]

a coward weeps and pisses his little pants when a nice guy gets angry

[loud pumice]

Run in fear when the quiet kid speaks

[karmic jetty]

bazinga

[loud pumice]

[toxic relic]

man i cant lie bazinga makes me laugh

[loud pumice]

You ever piss loudly in the bathroom to assert dominance over the weak pissers and the quiet pissers that aim at the side of the bowl, thinking it's some sort stealth check

[toxic relic]

yes

[loud pumice]

My man

[toxic relic]

whats wrong with piss sounds bro

its a bathroom, you piss in there

why are you trying to hide it

[oblique stream]

You're using wrong build

[loud pumice]

What's up bro?! You wanna throw down bro!

I'll beat you up bro

Step up

[toxic relic]

you wanna go bro?

[oblique stream]

Obviously stealth crit pissers are better than loud damage pissers

[toxic relic]

you wanna go? wanna go out?

[oblique stream]

Consult the graph

[limpid phoenix]

Did I come at a bad time

[toxic relic]

you wanna fucking go out for 5 years, get married and move into a suburban home?

[loud pumice]

I'm removing my shirt in anger getting ready throw down

[oblique stream]

[toxic relic]

lets step outside bro, step outside and walk to the beach with me so we can watch the sunset?

[loud pumice]

Look at how strong I am, you ain't winning this one bro

[toxic relic]

i can beat you easy bro

[loud pumice]

I'm 6'2" you ain't winning this one little bro

[young kelp]

holy fuck I just saw the full image

the image of nine sols

is being reflected off of blood

the game's gore has always been in view

[loud pumice]

[toxic relic]

trust me man what i want is in reach

[loud pumice]

Reach?

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-bag-badass-nailed-it-gif-15414638

[loud pumice]

I remember REACH

[toxic relic]

reach for dis dick

[oblique stream]

Reach for deez nuts

[loud pumice]

Walk away before you hurt yourself alright?

You're not that guy pal

The funniest fights I've seen is when the shirts come off within milliseconds

[karmic jetty]

wat

[toxic relic]

did you watch them on men.com

[karmic jetty]

[loud pumice]

For real

[karmic jetty]

is that a real site

[toxic relic]

it used to be

for prawn

[loud pumice]

It for real men

[toxic relic]

idk if it is still up

[loud pumice]

Let's check, together 🧑‍🤝‍🧑

[karmic jetty]

i dont think ill look it up

only bcs im at work

[toxic relic]

yeah its still up

nice

[karmic jetty]

guess u can say its... not safe for work...

[toxic relic]

exactly

[loud pumice]

Ohhhhhhhhh

[karmic jetty]

so whats it like

[toxic relic]

its just gay pron

[karmic jetty]

describe to me like im blind

[loud pumice]

Do you want a bake potato zee

[karmic jetty]

mm potato

[toxic relic]

but you pay a sub

[karmic jetty]

lame

[toxic relic]

like ye olde day

you used to pay for videos and shit monthly

before the internet

[karmic jetty]

if im gonna pay for that crap i might as well go for a specific one... GUESS can say sumthin for only fans...

[toxic relic]

true

but if you pay the sub you get access to premium content from their 5 other partner websites

for the same price as one only fans sub

[karmic jetty]

mein gott

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

price inflation u almost thought pryocynical comm it

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAHAH

speaking of only fans frfr

its crazy how he's stuck with that forever now

its not even an uncommon thing, he's just a known dude with an inflation thing

[karmic jetty]

its a bit much now

[toxic relic]

he must be jorking it to the economy

3% increase my god

[karmic jetty]

dood he has this vinyl statue or sumthin and its inflated asf

bro keeps showing it off

obviously gets clowned on

[toxic relic]

ive literally never heard of him other than from this

[karmic jetty]

good he just makes slop now

[toxic relic]

damn

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-hop-on-tf2-pyrocicnal-pyrocynical-pyro-tf2-gif-12557655023375672079

[toxic relic]

life cycle of every youtuber

is there a youtuber who's retired happily

idk of any famous youtuber who's just retired and left

is youtuber a job

[paper hull]

That's the frogski I remember

He was so real ..

[toxic relic]

mod changed him

[karmic jetty]

theres pewdiepie

[livid notch]

Yeah there was that old dude, posting survival vlogs and retired because he was getting too famous

[toxic relic]

oh yeah

outdoor boys

[livid notch]

I don't remember the name

[rapid moth]

Outdoor boys my goat

[livid notch]

Yeah

[toxic relic]

i forgot about him

he's chill, i watched some videos

his and les strouds videos are chill

[toxic relic]

he still posts though

ig not as much

[karmic jetty]

only once in a while when he feels like it lmao

[paper hull]

Holy duxkkk

https://www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainment/anime-and-manga/nana-special-vivienne-westwood-cover/

[karmic jetty]

i like that hes trying new things

[paper hull]

Me cop

[karmic jetty]

monka

that reminds me i gotta watch the rose of versailles movie

[toxic relic]

how much money do you need to retire from youtube at such a young age

millions ig

[karmic jetty]

most ppl dont even have enuf for retirement

[toxic relic]

most people dont even have retirement bro

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

i dont think im getting there lmao, probably gonna work until i fall over

[karmic jetty]

our otaglife

[toxic relic]

true brother true

i think 1 million

[karmic jetty]

1 million what

[toxic relic]

if you rent forever and live modestly you can stop working for 1 million

[karmic jetty]

apples? metres?

[toxic relic]

pounds

british pounds

[karmic jetty]

hmmmmm

in the uk or literally anywhere else

[toxic relic]

anywhere else

[karmic jetty]

bcs if ur in asia or sum sht yea thats enuf

[toxic relic]

lets say you lived in the uk while working, you retired from youtube at 36 with 1.3 million british pounds [after tax] and you move back to your home country to live the rest of your life

[paper hull]

Imagine

[karmic jetty]

better to reinvest

[toxic relic]

imagine what

[karmic jetty]

dragons!!!

[paper hull]

🥴

[toxic relic]

dragon deez nuts across your face

🗣️

[toxic relic]

[paper hull]

Oh i got one u guys can have for free

it was made by my friend geoff

holy shit its so tragic did you hear about deanda?

deanda my dick

[half kettle]

wat

[toxic relic]

?

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk tempted to take her because she is the only one that uses barrier set

[karmic jetty]

??

[paper hull]

Dean-da, the end of

[karmic jetty]

is this briish humour

[paper hull]

smh guys

[toxic relic]

that doesnt work in text

[paper hull]

i know

[toxic relic]

the better one is
hey, have you been to Tippima?

tippima penis

[karmic jetty]

can u retextualize it in phonetics

[paper hull]

what game is this

[karmic jetty]

wth mooper u betrayed ur corpo chibi game

speaking off i think i got some cool pulls

trying to get lomi now

[quasi slate]

im still playing the kr version i havent tried the global one yet lol

[quasi slate]

epic seven

[toxic relic]

anime slop game

[quasi slate]

or i can go for my boy

[toxic relic]

looks like every grunge twink

the baby face + roided body is hilarious to me

idk why people do it

[karmic jetty]

doktor turn off my goon inhibitors

[toxic relic]

jarvis, increase the goon juice by 15% and increase the rate of movement by 24%

[karmic jetty]

wdym its pog

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-erase-gif-1159901542694943356

[toxic relic]

its not bro

it looks comical

[karmic jetty]

griffith

[toxic relic]

ugly

[karmic jetty]

frick u

ur wrong

[toxic relic]

[paper hull]

infantalization

[toxic relic]

it looks weird dude

[karmic jetty]

also this trope can be traced back by this one actor

name escaped me

some old sht

[toxic relic]

i cant take anyone serious when they have the same face as those mask dudes in brazil with the body of arnold

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/brazil-movie-film-stare-gif-13273359

[paper hull]

when did men stop looking like men

when they dressed as boys

https://tenor.com/bZUpK.gif

[toxic relic]

[quasi slate]

peaceful times create weak men

[karmic jetty]

hard times make for hard men good times make for hard men or sumthin

[toxic relic]

i dont think thats weakness

also there were twinks and shit around back then

i just dont fuck with it

[karmic jetty]

infantilizing stuff is weird

[toxic relic]

real

more noita

[karmic jetty]

noited

[toxic relic]

noiting it

and by ut

i mean my peanits

[karmic jetty]

hamis

[toxic relic]

fuck those guys bro

[karmic jetty]

hamis habibi hamis

[toxic relic]

if you ever play noita youll see

i pet one of them and he fucking exploded dude

[karmic jetty]

pffttt i dont play games old man

[livid notch]

Games but no games

[karmic jetty]

i watch shadows on my cave like a real sigma

[toxic relic]

who makes the shadows

[karmic jetty]

g.u.n

i fw the shadow the hedgehog game

[toxic relic]

sonic unleashed

[quasi slate]

okay so here's an idea

instead of men looking like kpop idols in games

they should look like roadhog from overwatch

[karmic jetty]

comformists

i think all fictional characters should just be andro asf

shrimple

[quasi slate]

lol plants vs zombies mini game event

[toxic hawk]

Looks like renewa (hair)
Sold

[quasi slate]

u havent played renewa's game yet...

global release 2 day ago..m

[hidden spruce]

mentioning plants vs zombies

[onyx yarrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLsEvFEd1kc

KGB in hostage situation

[hidden spruce]

was about to say this

[quasi slate]

pepega

[toxic relic]

conform to the shape of dis dick bro

i dont find the twink build attractive is all

too baby

[paper hull]

my stupid scene kween dumb ass brain finds them attractive

my soul knows its wrong

🙏

[toxic relic]

i played rugby so my first experiences with attraction were rugby players

[karmic jetty]

i trained with my school rugby team for about a day

[toxic relic]

formed the basis of my brick build simping

[paper hull]

i am rugby trained

[toxic relic]

i still play rugby now but its old men

[paper hull]

omg fartass

[toxic relic]

we mostly drink and grill

[toxic relic]

what

[paper hull]

north hampton outlaws

my friend plays for them

they are a openly gay rugby team

[toxic relic]

ayo

[paper hull]

they are SO fucking nice

highly reccomend

(you cant be trans tho)

[karmic jetty]

what they do in the locker room

[paper hull]

its for lesbian and gay men not trans women

womp womp

[toxic relic]

why