lmao
#general_chat
onyx igloo
toxic relic
gyms are gay hookup spots
karmic jetty
gyms are gay hookup spots
this is fiction
toxic relic
no its not
karmic jetty
this a referens to i dont go to gym
toxic relic
my source is first hand experience whats yours buddy
karmic jetty
my source is i made it all up
toxic relic
real
karmic jetty
what happens if more countries get their hands on the machine that makes processors
might be cool
onyx igloo
i just saw this weird outdoor decoration
toxic relic
what happens if more countries get their hands on the machine that makes process...
no more monopoly
karmic jetty
i just saw this weird outdoor decoration
theyre called trees
onyx igloo
it was literally just painted tires halfway in the ground
toxic relic
which is peak
onyx igloo
yes
karmic jetty
some mushrooms are closer to animals than plants
onyx igloo
i do not appreciate unnecessary deforestation
onyx igloo
fungus
toxic relic
oh yeah yeah
karmic jetty
amogus
karmic jetty
karmic jetty
fungi? thats what they call me
onyx igloo
i've seen plants seem to learn things
an example being if you cut a growing plant in the same place multiple times
toxic relic
onyx igloo
it stops growing there
toxic relic
real
karmic jetty
trees are younger than sharks
frosty tulip
wait so I'm confused
onyx igloo
well stop being confused
frosty tulip
how are some fungi closer to animals than plants?
onyx igloo
yes your a doctor
toxic relic
sorry bruv
onyx igloo
you should know how to identify disease
frosty tulip
yes your a doctor
Yes, it is I, John WebMD
Your constant spelling errors can only mean one thing, you have aggressive brain cancer, 3 weeks to live. Sorry bud
onyx igloo
too bad for you buddy i dont have a brain
all my memories are placed in a filing cabinet
frosty tulip
fuck that would actually be awesome.
onyx igloo
and then you see one of those weird ass memories like:
frosty tulip
You watch some cool show or play some dope game then you just store the memory in a filing cabinet
karmic jetty
a core memory
onyx igloo
frosty tulip
and then you see one of those weird ass memories like:
That's why you have the cringe drawer
toxic relic
let the cringe wash over you
onyx igloo
That's why you have the cringe drawer
i have a banks worth of cringe memories
because im a fucking idiot
ivory grail
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1398515204903407656/im...
You must have both. We need balances
toxic relic
one time i blew a snot bubble in class, i still remember it even though it was decades ago
it just happened
toxic relic
i remember the exact moment: physics, morning, i was getting up to help dust the chalk and hand out work, i exhaled through my nose normally and a fat wad of green goop shot out
it was like a jork shot
but snot
onyx igloo
i remember alot of the times i took blunt force trauma to the head
i wonder if i actually genuinely have brain damage at times
exotic totem
Can anybody think of any clothes that would be more protective than turnout gear?
exotic totem
i wonder if i actually genuinely have brain damage at times
I mean, many people have very subtle damage to their body, but it doesn't actually present itself
karmic jetty
do u have giant dent in ur head
toxic relic
how many is a lot
karmic jetty
it takes a lot to actually cause perma dmg
stray sparrow
do u have giant dent in ur head
like the charlie ghost
karmic jetty
u dont seem like u play american football
stray sparrow
charlie charlie thingy
paper hull
as someone with a broken face its quite hard to break ur head
toxic relic
yeah i doubt bro is developing cte from what hes done so far
toxic relic
as someone with a broken face its quite hard to break ur head
real
stray sparrow
charlie charlie thingy
i remember it was a challange ages ago
internet thingy
where you stacked the pencils on the paper and you could ask the ghost questions
toxic relic
i remember like 50 total
like
onyx igloo
now i didnt say i broke my skulls
karmic jetty
stray sparrow
:/
onyx igloo
i mean shit like this 3rd image
toxic relic
ok
karmic jetty
eh nuthin ive never seen a crazy kid do
toxic relic
i forget zo interacts with kids
karmic jetty
why do u phrase it like that
toxic relic
how else
karmic jetty
real...
karmic jetty
get gnomed
vital marten
i mean shit like this 3rd image
Image 3 happens on the school bus
Those bus drivers can’t drive for shit in Texas
paper hull
vital marten
One time they hit the pole leaving the school took the mirror clean off 😭
karmic jetty
piss filter
vital marten
Took like an hour for replacement bus
karmic jetty
Those bus drivers can’t drive for shit in Texas
cant replace horses 
onyx igloo
isnt there training for bus drivers
karmic jetty
isnt there training for bus drivers
u think ppl actually follow
vital marten
isnt there training for bus drivers
Guy was like 63 though
vital marten
stray sparrow
cant replace horses <:otag:1254386031592210532>
actually im pretty sure they do alot
like
vital marten
actually im pretty sure they do alot
Mmmm why is my car measured in horse power
karmic jetty
can ur bus drop a dookie while en route
sour gull
Guy was like 63 though
yeah but what if he was like 4 years older
stray sparrow
can ur bus drop a dookie while en route
you can get someone to do that for you though
vital marten
yeah but what if he was like 4 years older
We roll off a cliff
vital marten
karmic jetty
you can get someone to do that for you though
then that wouldnt be the bus tupid!!!
karmic jetty
https://tenor.com/view/sky-high-school-bus-death-off-a-cliff-driving-gif-1119016...
sky high!!!
i love sky high
interesting lore
candid patio
Log into work computer at precisely the time I start work
Send 1 email
Back to discord
I work so hard
karmic jetty
tuff work u deserve a week paid leave
surreal mirage
How do you work so hard
candid patio
tuff work u deserve a week paid leave
Yaaaaaaaassss thank you.
neon bramble
>Log into work computer at precisely the time I start work
>Send 1 email
>Back t...
average online commission workday
maiden nymph
you diggin in me
toxic hawk
vital marten
average online commission workday
You can do this in blue collar
neon bramble
naps while waiting for the go ahead
vital marten
You can do this in blue collar
Learned this skill from the electrician 🤣
Bro would install some shit and then spend the rest of the day on his phone
You just gotta look… half busy
toxic hawk
You just gotta look… half busy
Ecg in one hand. Phone in the other
toxic hawk
vital marten
Ecg in one hand. Phone in the other
Yup
Me rn is phone in one hand caulking gun in other
Very busy I assure you
karmic jetty
one ear listening to u uwawa uwa the other ear listening to sloplive
neon bramble
campfire saving in a game that isn't dark souls is a lil jarring
except the campfire dosen't heal me and I need to spend a few thousand rubles on medical supplies for the right to save my game
burnt kite
it all comes tumbling down
vital marten
Bread and Vodka is the best medicine stalker
burnt kite
Bread and Vodka is the best medicine stalker
the humble meat can stash at the village
hidden spruce
someone's playin stalker
livid notch
someone's playin stalker
Literally me
hidden spruce
I Can tell stalker game out of million of games even with million of graphic mods and million of animaitons
vital marten
Connoisseur
burnt kite
**I Can tell stalker game out of million of games even with million of graphic m...
shpe bill
burnt kite
talk french so i can understnad
bec en sabot
hidden spruce
bec en sabot
eh
hidden spruce
i didnt get the joke
only stalkers understand
neon bramble
burnt kite
Duster is such a fire band
cedar bolt
did you girlboss to close to the sun?
candid patio
Your boss asks if anyone wants to buy some over priced cookies to support her kid.
You are still on your initial new employee 90 day probation.
You don't want any cookies
What you doin?
(I bought 3 boxes)
toxic relic
bruh
i hate that shit
bosses are the fucking worst its like they have an intentional blindness to their authority and its impact
onyx igloo
Your boss asks if anyone wants to buy some over priced cookies to support her ki...
i know how to make cookies at home
burnt kite
Your boss asks if anyone wants to buy some over priced cookies to support her ki...
funny how they came back when i turned vpn on
also funny how some thumbnails overall "aren't avaliable in my region"
could it be
nah no way
candid patio
i know how to make cookies at home
You make pretty good cookies?
candid patio
I tried making chocolate chip cookies from scratch once and they came out awful and I never tried again
harsh vault
You make pretty good cookies?
i would bake you cookies if i was able to
PEANUT BUTTER?
:3
sean i demand the cookies
onyx igloo
i laced the peanut butter with chocolate
onyx igloo
man its a reeses
harsh vault
hmm
rain mango
candid patio
My aunt makes these peanut butter cookies with a mini Reese's peanut butter cup in the middle for Christmas
They are so good
toxic hawk
harsh vault
I seriously eat like 6,000 calories on Christmas day.
i eat that in like 2 weeks
tender igloo
I tried making chocolate chip cookies from scratch once and they came out awful ...
you just need a good recipe!
onyx igloo
neat moat
The only good gnome is a dead gnome
paper hull
i dont wanna be a gnome
burnt kite
why dont people like chocolate in peanut booer
paper hull
cuz they haters
onyx igloo
The only good gnome is a dead gnome
your a gnome
neat moat
why dont people like chocolate in peanut booer
its simply unnatural
burnt kite
is peanut butter or chocolate natural
harsh vault
chocolate is natural
onyx igloo
chocolate is natural
i'd say cocoa is natural but chocolate is heavily processed
just as peanuts are natural and peanut butter is processed
harsh vault
true...
candid patio
don't have to use restroom for hours
Appointment reminder for meeting in 15 minutes
Sudden urge to poop
Why do you do this to me, body?
vital marten
It’s more like you had to poop but didn’t know
harsh vault
>don't have to use restroom for hours
>Appointment reminder for meeting in 15 mi...
@burnt kite answer his question
onyx igloo
right as we start driving too
vital marten
It’s more like you had to poop but didn’t know
The mind focuses on what’s important and what is most important now is getting the shit out for the meeting
harsh vault
we need grok
candid patio
The mind focuses on what’s important and what is most important now is getting t...
Interesting
burnt kite
>don't have to use restroom for hours
>Appointment reminder for meeting in 15 mi...
you are stressing and needa shit
onyx igloo
i wanna play my modpack on barotrauma but i also dont wanna play singleplayer
it'd be fun if i had a whole crew
vital marten
Baro 
vital marten
Can’t help but have my ass chomped on by a crawler
onyx igloo
HUSK INFECTION!!!😃
vital marten
Lock him in the ballast
burnt kite
https://tenor.com/view/красноносое-побоище-barartauma-баратравма-klown-honk-gif-14577261961163869792
harsh vault
the cadet in spess when he gets slipped
subtle shoal
comrade stalin will reunite russia
burnt kite
the cadet in spess when he gets slipped
candid patio
My appointment is late
I bet as soon as I leave and start doing something else they will call me and say they are here
burnt kite
I bet as soon as I leave and start doing something else they will call me and sa...
turboshits
candid patio
A tiny little girl no older than 3 is proudly and happily carrying a baguette as big as her and it's cute af
subtle shoal
time to clean up the warlords
burnt kite
#1019725562337579028 youll find something
paper hull
time to clean up the warlords
fuck em up slugger
burnt kite
slungoid
toxic hawk
onyx igloo
who up in they submarine fixing hull breaches
burnt kite
who up in they submarine fixing hull breaches
who up making the door trap
neon bramble
floral fiber
old vapor
hey quick question, why doesnt this server have a server tag?? or am i not seeing it?
burnt kite
hey quick question, why doesnt this server have a server tag?? or am i not seein...
the server managers are waiting until the feature is more fleshed out
old vapor
the server managers are waiting until the feature is more fleshed out
oohhh okey, thank you very much! cant wait to have it in my profile :D
burnt kite
oohhh okey, thank you very much! cant wait to have it in my profile :D
i will probably put it up as well
lilac quarry
They're starting to add more tag variations and stuff but yeah we're still gonna wait for it to be a more complete feature
we had our eyes on guilds when it was first announced but it was released in a really lackluster state for some reason
burnt kite
genuinely what is this statue
okay nevermind i shouldn't post that again
but it looks dope
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/view/deer-interview-doe-winter-deer-interview-gif-168066069105...
I keep parrying
But I can't riposte
subtle shoal
https://tenor.com/view/tno-hoi4-essp-agartha-atlantis-gif-26903906
12 year olds soiling their pants over this gif rn
toxic hawk
okay nevermind i shouldn't post that again
Emperor Nero Claudius ?
toxic oak
guys where is the workshop-mods.txt file at
burnt kite
Emperor Nero Claudius ?
the sculptor is a nazi
tender igloo
hey quick question, why doesnt this server have a server tag?? or am i not seein...
we only deserve the coolest of tags anyways
toxic hawk
the sculptor is a nazi
I never heard of that
floral fiber
But I can't riposte
neon bramble
icy vigil
twin bear
Why does the statue look familiar
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-...
We're getting married
Then I'm divorcing you
And taking half of everything
livid notch
We're getting married
twin bear
Don't sign the alimony
toxic hawk
candid patio
A customer definitely just heard me say "awwwwwwwww I don't want to do anything today" after I thought they hung up the phone
Could be worse I suppose
livid notch
That dude's spy cosplay is so perfect
main dew
legs still sore from leg day, do i bite the bullet and do my cardio day or hit arms today and cardio tomorrow
raw rock
legs still sore from leg day, do i bite the bullet and do my cardio day or hit a...
Trust me man
How sore are they
Are they sore or actually in pain
If they are just sore, its good to hit cardio
main dew
just sore
raw rock
But if it physically hurts to move, just hit arms gng
main dew
If they are just sore, its good to hit cardio
i do weighted stairs so usually the soreness dictates how many flights
i usually do 50 flights with a 45 lbs vest at 6 speed
main dew
then a bunch of other stuff but i’m not gonna run my whole cardio routine
raw rock
Ah
I figured from the 45lb specific lmao
Most people aren't gonna be adding more than 15 or 20lbs MAX at least around here
main dew
our physical test is a 75 lbs vest for 3 minutes on 6 speed (i can’t do math idk how many floors that is)
that’s where like 95% of people fail
main dew
95?
i failed it when i was first starting
took it right after i turned 18, failed 3 times couldn’t get off the stairs, went to the gym for a few months and now ill be 19 soon and i get through the whole test
raw rock
Im so proud of you troop
icy salmon
Guys, I have a dream to die on my birthday so that the date on my tombstone is something like 2008.11.18 - 2038.11.18 
raw rock
Unc is so proud
raw rock
took it right after i turned 18, failed 3 times couldn’t get off the stairs, wen...
I believe in you
main dew
thank you unc
quiet siren
tender igloo
Guys, I have a dream to die on my birthday so that the date on my tombstone is s...
dying usually means transformation in dreams or something
tender igloo
go in there lol
quiet siren
I have, just not going to this time, that's snake heaven lmao
stray sparrow
Guys, I have a dream to die on my birthday so that the date on my tombstone is s...
well that aint a long lifespan
quiet siren
twin bear
i dont feel safe no more
mighty scarab
tender igloo
what does it say in console.txt
mighty scarab
what does it say in console.txt
a lot of stuff but idk what to look for
tender igloo
a lot of stuff but idk what to look for
can dm me it and i can see if theres anything obvious in it
mighty scarab
okay 1 second
tender igloo
tay
bronze moat
toxic hawk
livid notch
https://tenor.com/view/burnice-burnice-white-processing-loading-gif-777372243887...
Guess what, ps5 controller is fixed
Gonna beat elden ring again
Dlc included
tawdry lava
toxic hawk
Dlc included
Mommy rellana
vital marten
@quasi slate Trickcal seems kinda fun, unfortunate I don’t know Korean
twin bear
https://tenor.com/view/jesus-falling-skate-board-skate-gif-14370261025123203137
lmao my brother and nephew are playing it rn
i killed myself with a nade for the first time on shoreline with an impact 🥀
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/view/messmer-the-impaler-messmer-the-impaler-elden-ring-dlc-gi...
You got a zenkai boost
You're good
burnt kite
Is this cobtributing to my overall health
it's a slice of pizza
your lifespan isn't divided by two whenever you eat one
half kettle
Whats the lifespan divided by when i eat a pizza whole
burnt kite
Whats the lifespan divided by when i eat a pizza whole
0.2, you gain some
stray sparrow
https://tenor.com/view/jesus-falling-skate-board-skate-gif-14370261025123203137
steezus christ
skate 3 is such a good game
havent played it in a while
the new ones is really good aswell
different sorta vibe though for sure
twin bear
maximum range finding
burnt kite
@pale berry they done banned me from aneurism iv server
heavy ivy
suffice to say the range has been found
burnt kite
maximum range finding
who the hell are you looking for
rain mango
my tummy hurt
Woah
twin bear
who the hell are you looking for
my father who left for the milk
twin bear
<@451408160813613064> they done banned me from aneurism iv server
brooo
burnt kite
it was during a ping so i can't blame too hard
paper hull
granma got the stick
twin bear
it was during a ping so i can't blame too hard
lambda players are wild
burnt kite
lambda players are wild
lambda players are peake
tough owl
Anyone here play ghost of yotei yet?
rain mango
Eheheheh
vital marten
my tummy hurt
Me a few days ago
twin bear
Anyone here play ghost of yotei yet?
i have it in my yet to play list
tough owl
i have it in my yet to play list
Its leagues better than ghost of tsushima
vital marten
What makes it better per se?
paper hull
i hit the scrunkly
tender igloo
Especially if it was buttered
lol bro
rain mango
i found out why sprinters were so slow for me
i had sprinter speed reduction mods installed but disabled and yet they still slowed them
rain mango
so i uninstalled them and loaded a 28 days later preset to test it
all i can say
jesus christ
twin bear
200+ mods does indeed not fix everything
rain mango
sprinters are so much faster than i last remember
rain mango
200+ mods does indeed not fix everything
true
vital marten
Normally I wouldn’t eat such a thing but I had more than my share of vodka
And that popcorn looked and smelt good
Tasted good enough
rain mango
so i uninstalled them and loaded a 28 days later preset to test it
i somehow got scratched and lacerated 3 times
and didnt get infected
i'd know if i was infected because i'd essentially turn instantly
vital marten
and didnt get infected
Lisan Al Gaib
rain mango
considering that i have my day length set to 1 hour in real time
and set the disease fatality time thingy idkkdkdk
to 0-30 seconds since there wasnt a custom one
reanimation to instant
twin bear
Tasted good enough
it always tastes good when u got a buzz
twin bear
@burnt kite is there a way to get vc to pick up on the crappy cameras
limpid phoenix
You just get bitten and instantly jumpscared by game over music
rain mango
Isnt there an instant setting for it
i set reanimation to instant
limpid phoenix
Mm
burnt kite
<@1047970648456171620> is there a way to get vc to pick up on the crappy cameras
does it not pick up?
maybe get a mod that adds 3d voice chat
limpid phoenix
The rage virus
twin bear
does it not pick up?
no not that i can hear
rain mango
cuz i cant customize it >:(
vital marten
no not that i can hear
ArmA 2 the goat
burnt kite
no not that i can hear
yeah get a 3d voice chat mod
limpid phoenix
no not that i can hear
I love how you can see the fps get better for like 2 seconds
limpid phoenix
ArmA 2 the goat
I thought it was Garry's mod
vital marten
I thought it was Garry's mod
The SFX makes me think it’s ArmA 2
Them gunshots are gamer ptsd
limpid phoenix
Mm
frosty tulip
because the rage virus doesnt kill
If you wanna make your zombies even more like rage virus infected, there's a mod you can use that let's zombies properly vault fences and windows, terrifying to use with sprinters
rain mango
If you wanna make your zombies even more like rage virus infected, there's a mo...
wait the infected can hop fences too?
frosty tulip
wait the infected can hop fences too?
Short fences as in
twin bear
thatd be challenging if they could climb higher fences
frosty tulip
With the mod, they'll vault the fences just like you, rather than default where they lunge over it head first
burnt kite
wut time is it fur u rn
10:20
vital marten
It’s 4:20 
frosty tulip
thatd be challenging if they could climb higher fences
Oh it's terrifying enough with the short fence vault mod, short fences become shit
burnt kite
It’s 4:20 <:panic:721361533623599174>
420
frosty tulip
Since they don't really slow em down anymore, they slow you down
frosty tulip
More often than not, you'll have to running vault those fences
And if your character fucks that one up and falls, good luck lmao
burnt kite
https://tenor.com/view/madreada-texting-phone-gif-12831207
i come back from a job and just sit for hours on end before going to sleep
twin bear
😭 only time i ever leave apart from work atm is to visit someone
vital marten
At least with the PZ apocalypse you have a chance of actually surviving if it happened
The Dying Light Apocalypse is impossible to imagine being a survivor in.. 
frosty tulip
Eh, massively underselling how fucked PZ apocalypse is, just because it doesn't have special infected doesn't mean it's remotely easy to survive
The vast majority of the population dies because they're susceptible to catching it airborne
vital marten
I mean yeah it’s still an apocalypse
rain mango
Short fences as in
i installed a mod kind of like that
vital marten
Just can actually see myself having a chance there
rain mango
the infected can dive through glass windows while chasing you
vital marten
just cant do it long
Everyone’s dying after 10 years in because their knees give out 🤣
rain mango
shattering them in the process
i installed a mod that let me do the same
truly a blessing
vital marten
Do you get cut doing it and is it possible to get cut on the neck doing it?
rain mango
you dont always get cut
leveling your agility skills makes you less likely to get cut
rain mango
but theres about a 50% chance of being cut if you dive through a glass window
25% if its already shattered
and 0% if its shattered and glass is removed
it can only really get your arms, legs, or head
burnt kite
twin bear
Everyone’s dying after 10 years in because their knees give out 🤣
fr tho
rain mango
and yes, you CAN get deep wounds and lodged shards
twin bear
living like that would kill off 99% of the world
rain mango
so think twice before diving through a window
twin bear
https://tenor.com/view/half-life-ai-gordan-freeman-adrian-shepherd-barney-half-l...
i recorded some gold
rain mango
its saved me many times
theyre so god damn fast
they arent allowed to be so fast yet they are
vital marten
living like that would kill off 99% of the world
I’m only 22 and I feel my knees creak(?) when I bend them lmfao I know everyone would be cooked
rain mango
thats gotta break some sort of rule
rain mango
Everyone’s dying after 10 years in because their knees give out 🤣
same thing for 28 days later lol
rain mango
everyone's legs would be worn out from sprinting so much
twin bear
we cooked if we gotta climb
rain mango
cuz the only way to survive a zombie apocalypse where the zombies sprint
the minimum requirement is that you need to be able to sprint
like
fast
and long
without tiring
frosty tulip
everyone's legs would be worn out from sprinting so much
Actually I'm not entirely sure about that
burnt kite
fuck apocalypses
frosty tulip
Don't the vast majority of infected die off quickly
vital marten
the minimum requirement is that you need to be able to sprint
Tree-Top bases
frosty tulip
It'd be the same with that tho
frosty tulip
L4d infected are still alive like rage virus infected
rain mango
the common infected in l4d dont seem to rot or decay
burnt kite
fuck apocalypses
i always die no matter what, it's not fun, it's painful and it's depressing
twin bear
if they need to eat or drinke
frosty tulip
They still need food, water, sleep etc
twin bear
theyll all die in masses
rain mango
wait actually the ones in l4d are far more dangerous
twin bear
yeah
rain mango
they climb tall structures
vital marten
Are days gone infected alive?
rain mango
including fences
frosty tulip
the common infected in l4d dont seem to rot or decay
With how skinny a lot of the common infected look? Definitely starving
rain mango
With how skinny a lot of the common infected look? Definitely starving
ehh they still climb tho
so they have that advantage
frosty tulip
Well yeah, it's more than as long as you survive the first few days or weeks, solid chance you're fine
They won't live for very long
rain mango
im unsure if the green flu actually spreads through bites and scratches
frosty tulip
They're very sick, constantly running around, possibly injured already
vital marten
Tartan a prepper
rain mango
it looks like its just airborne to me
frosty tulip
Tartan a prepper
Fuck no lol
I'm instantly accepting my fate if an apocalypse happens
I won't be able to survive, I also don't want to survive either
rain mango
They're very sick, constantly running around, possibly injured already
yeah i think it was stated multiple times by valve themselves hat the l4d common infected are essentially just the same as the infected from 28 days later
so they probably do decompose
can't forget specials though
the specials won't decompose
vital marten
Yeah surviving the end of the world isn’t the best thing ever
Though I don’t wanna die so it’s down to just trying and dying
rain mango
the tank won't at least
frosty tulip
so they probably do decompose
Well they don't decompose since they aren't dead, it's more that they'll die from either dehydration or starvation
rain mango
the green flu is able to sustain the tank somehow
frosty tulip
Specials will likely die from that stuff too, they aren't undead, those guys are still alive
frosty tulip
No what I mean is that, they won't decompose because they're still alive
They just starve to death or die from dehydration
half kettle
specials infectors from l4d?
frosty tulip
The main thing that would actually fuck you with the green flu scenario is the disease itself yeah
neon bramble
balls
half kettle
are the special infected in l4d sentient
half kettle
ahh damn it they could grow potatos and harvest rainwater pz style
frosty tulip
Unless I misremember I think it was established in the comics that the infected operate on some sort of fear response
They see people as monsters and in their mind, are trying to defend themselves
paper hull
i got the gooey looey
vital marten
They see people as monsters and in their mind, are trying to defend themselves
One hell of a strong fear response
frosty tulip
One hell of a strong fear response
Fight or flight? Disregard flight, it's trash
twin bear
dang the voicechat isnt getting picked up
half kettle
do you think we will be able to upload our brain into the internet
frosty tulip
Bruh that would be a disaster
fiery pumice
Can anyone help me, i keep getting this error when i try joining my friends, ive tried to fix it so many ways, i have an ss.
vital marten
do you think we will be able to upload our brain into the internet
There’s an error in uploading, 45% packet loss… you are now half of what you were
Which half? We have no idea
half kettle
is it the left half, upward half, downward half, right half?
or am i cut into 3 chunks
frosty tulip
They were only able to upload your brain's most embarrassing memories to the internet
vital marten
At most all I want is the ability to control things by thinking
Uploading into the internet is way too far
I don’t want immorality or any semblance of it
frosty tulip
At most all I want is the ability to control things by thinking
I'm instantly hacking you so your vision gets blocked by annoying pop-up ads
fiery pumice
Anyone help?
half kettle
I'm instantly hacking you so your vision gets blocked by annoying pop-up ads
we will be called the clankers
vital marten
I'm instantly hacking you so your vision gets blocked by annoying pop-up ads
Are they targeted ads?
fiery pumice
HOW TO HELP
Look at the newest post in pz techsupport
frosty tulip
Are they targeted ads?
Both
vital marten
Your optics have been blocked, please pay $250 to have your eyes unlocked, an additional fee of $40 is due for disconnection
frosty tulip
<:despair:902978212705992756>
You think about cracking open a bottle of coca cola and you instantly get flashbanged by a super bright coca cola pop-up ad
vital marten
You think about cracking open a bottle of coca cola and you instantly get flashb...
Like wearing an oculus but you can’t take it off 😭
vital marten
twin bear
https://i.vgy.me/94qGie.png
Do u pk
vital marten
pk so scary I stay away from the forest and buy gf at the general exchange
paper hull
Do u pk
not anymore
but i know one of the top 100 pkers in the world
her name is compy
and she is a fucking monster
twin bear
I don't play rs anymore I moved on to Diablo 2 🥀
vital marten
Wait 99 ain’t cap anymore? Whys archery at 122 
twin bear
They make it even more tedious to train now
paper hull
Wait 99 ain’t cap anymore? Whys archery at 122 <:WHATISWRONGWITHYOU:111730481237...
thats just how much xp they have over level 99
it doesnt count
thats just how much further they played beyond maxxing that skill
twin bear
It's just prestige at that point
paper hull
pretty much
paper hull
its purely a flex
they pk mostly with range
she has a 10bil bank
i know this girl streamer with a 50bil bank bro 😭
shits nuts
ill never be that rich
twin bear
And i thought i was rich in cr for having almost max units
twin bear
Its the max level yes
neat moat
red further
vital marten
i know this girl streamer with a 50bil bank bro 😭
How the fuck does one sleep with that much in the bank? Lmfao I’d be completely terrified of losing it all every second
paper hull
How the fuck does one sleep with that much in the bank? Lmfao I’d be completely ...
legacy accounts are hard to get hacked tbh
they dont have emails to login they use usernames
frosty tulip
i know this girl streamer with a 50bil bank bro 😭
That sounds bs tbh, 50 billion?
Who is this streamer?
paper hull
50 billion yeah
frosty tulip
Actual money?
paper hull
haha
frosty tulip
I thought you meant actual money and I was so confused
frosty tulip
Some underground streamer being an actual multi billionaire
neat moat
tf you mean 50bill irl
neat moat
if that was the case we'd legally have to murder her
burnt kite
very cat cat
half kettle
twin bear
very cat cat
now take it home
young kelp
first playthrough and I got 28/35 achievements lmao
SS habit of constantly exploring everywhere
tho I think the other missing achievements are from the door I couldn't open and different choices
no idea if there are other endings
lmao I just saw someone named IsThisXbox in the credits
hearty latch
Legit question: How walking dead characters wiped their rears if they were very rarely seen with any toiled paper, water and soap throughout the show? 
rain mango
The brain rot has gone too far, I saw one of my neighbors left a propane tank out and my brain was like “oooh score”
twin bear
i can think of a buncha stuff its just not super clean or effective
hearty latch
The brain rot has gone too far, I saw one of my neighbors left a propane tank ou...
Yeah touch grass son
hearty latch
i can think of a buncha stuff its just not super clean or effective
Exactly
man I wouldn't stuff dirty clothing inside my private parts
or even around
twin bear
🥀 it would suck needing to do that
hearty latch
Also, can you imagine how SMELLY people there were?
half kettle
The brain rot has gone too far, I saw one of my neighbors left a propane tank ou...
go disassemble all their appliances
read a book while watching tv
rain mango
On it
rain mango
That expression is amazing, artists always tell me they make the faces they draw so…
rain mango
Legit question: How walking dead characters wiped their rears if they were very ...
i think the rotting corpses would smell worse
main dew
any birtish individuals in the chat currently
rain mango
also
just saying but like rain exists.
in project zomboid when it rains i just strip and get clean easily
rain mango
same thing would be possible in twd
onyx igloo
braille is so cool
twin bear
getting naked in the open sounds like death
rain mango
getting naked in the open sounds like death
im pretty sure the zombies are more terrifying
twin bear
just collect water in containers
hearty latch
in project zomboid when it rains i just strip and get clean easily
Man I would never use rain water to clean myself
onyx igloo
it even sounds like a secret language
hearty latch
because it would be totally the contrary. Potential diseases and what not
twin bear
boiled and strained bro
rain mango
obv its safe if u do that
twin bear
drinking it unfiltered is asking for disease
rain mango
u can drink rain water that falls from clouds tho in the apocalypse it'd be better cuz no factories and less air pollution
onyx igloo
Dude
half kettle
do not listen to the scav
twin bear
saddest part is the large amounts of rot around the globe would create pretty bad environments
half kettle
Drink the river dry
onyx igloo
I just fucking ninja swiped a big onto the gridle
half kettle
the microbes will improve your gut
onyx igloo
where uts hot but not near the food
thin wedge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1345387451195326525/1345388483404890153/g...
evil messi must be eliminated
polar kernel
my sensors indicate you are, indeed, a weenie
twin bear
im a goofy goober yeah
polar kernel
no i am
thin wedge
burnt kite
now take it home
no pets allowed, we live in a susiety
twin bear
im downloading quasimorph @frosty tulip any tips on how to get good
bronze moat
no pets allowed, we live in a susiety
I have 2 indoor cat floofs, 3 stray cats, 1 squirrel, a family of raccoons and approx. 8,000 crow frens.
Pets are allowed anywhere if you try hard enough 😉
bronze moat
last peacemaker episode soon
Last season of the boys too I think?
frosty tulip
im downloading quasimorph <@244669691333705728> any tips on how to get good
Sorry I was out flying drone, yeah a very important tip is careful travelling to far away planets or stations, travel can take quite a while, and this can fuck you over if you're not prepared since while you're travelling, factions will be still fighting and gaining or losing power.
So if there's a few factions you like fucking over and you fly to another station of there's about 15 days away, that might mean their tech level and power has increased, so they've got better equipped soldiers
neon bramble
dont fall for the slow movement speed trap
bronze moat
RIP Haru.
neon bramble
it has it's uses but the game generally pushes you into moving
bronze moat
FUN FACT!
Odds of BREAKING your television by throwing a wii remote into it was roughly 0.05%
Given that 100 MILLION units were sold?
That is around 50,000 destroyed TV’s via wii remote.
That’s best guess. Official video channels recording it make it seem higher
karmic jetty
Last season of the boys too I think?
monka i gotta watch genv s2 first
frosty tulip
Oh ye bird, recent AI update for Quasimorph is good
neon bramble
I noticed
frosty tulip
Has it's issues but god damn, the enemies are more competent now
bronze moat
monka i gotta watch genv s2 first
Still have not watched any of those myself
neon bramble
was playing a bit while installing gammer
frosty tulip
I don't fuck with flamethrowers
karmic jetty
frosty tulip
Or sawblade launchers
neon bramble
too bad you dont get a choice
frosty tulip
I don't trust myself to not have that rebound and cut me in half
neon bramble
two of them are camping the corners
frosty tulip
Oh it's not just that
neon bramble
I think the sawblades are great fun
karmic jetty
flamethrower
doesnt throw flames
neon bramble
:)))))
frosty tulip
The general manager chucks a molotov at you
burnt kite
I have 2 indoor cat floofs, 3 stray cats, 1 squirrel, a family of raccoons and a...
might have to keep one in the floorboards
neon bramble
I'll probably play some more when my run gets punked
frosty tulip
Lmao, I love Coreward MG if they somehow manage to become the dominant faction cause holy shit
thin wedge
who be up shocking their dog for not staying on cam
frosty tulip
It feels like you're a necromorph and you're versing a faction of Isaac Clarkes
neon bramble
eclipse blades moment
frosty tulip
Walk into a room and get brutally cut in half by a sawblade launcher
neon bramble
its funny to just be confused why you suddenly cant aim for shit just to see you're missing a whole arm
so they did get me
young kelp
also fun fact, Iframes do exist in the game, but instead of your character getting normal global Iframes for all damage sources, it instead gives Local Iframes for each individual damage sources so things like this can and WILL happen
neon bramble
guess I'll die
frosty tulip
I love how the low level employees terrify me more than the trained mercs
The low level employees are the chaotic ones
rain mango
im gay
twin bear
So if there's a few factions you like fucking over and you fly to another statio...
i see
i just completed the tutorial
had no idea i had so much starting gear
frosty tulip
Also keep in mind, careful with trading
karmic jetty
who be up shocking their dog for not staying on cam
frosty tulip
There is no one currency in the game, you trade with one faction, they pay you in money you can only use with them
So don't fuck over a faction you got a lot of money with
karmic jetty
very realistic
neon bramble
company store
frosty tulip
Actually used to happen a lot way back in the day
twin bear
i will try to avoid getting into any shit
frosty tulip
Especially with mining communities I believe
neon bramble
dont think about that yet
twin bear
but i doubt it will prevent me from messing with the wrong ppl
neon bramble
worry about the mechanics of combat first
frosty tulip
i will try to avoid getting into any shit
Oh lmao you will
karmic jetty
me when my store coupons are invalid bcs im banned after the incident
neon bramble
you have enough bullshit to worry about on the field as is
frosty tulip
You walk into a room and some asshole incinerates you with a flamethrower
twin bear
i played a few turn based games but this game seems rly fast paced
neon bramble
gets stunlocked cause you forgot you were on the slowest move speed
yes its unreasonably fast paced for a turn based game
it feels more like superhot
karmic jetty
super.... HOT
frosty tulip
i played a few turn based games but this game seems rly fast paced
Oh yeah, this is one of the most fast paced turn based I've ever played
I often forget it is
Also careful with your movement too
All of the movement types are useful but you don't wanna just stick to one type always
twin bear
the extraction shooter player in me will force me to check every angle
frosty tulip
If you sneak everywhere, you're fucked if you go up against an enemy after you open a door since you have less action points that turn
neon bramble
gets pushed into lava
frosty tulip
But if you run, you get more action points but can't interact and suffer loss in accuracy
neon bramble
*matters less with burst fire and aoe weapons
frosty tulip
Yeah
neon bramble
there are times when tactical flamethrower rush saved me
twin bear
guess i gotta beat up some rebels now
frosty tulip
Already fucking up Civil Resistance lmao
neon bramble
the best way to use flamethrowers is perpendicular to or behind your direction of movement
frosty tulip
Your call
frosty tulip
I'd definitely recommend getting in good rep with some of the hexarchy factions
They're the BIG corporations
twin bear
would be good training
frosty tulip
Also if you wanna be a psycho pirate, Unchained Belt might be your fav faction
They're a union of pirates
neon bramble
neon bramble
does it matter
early on weapon choice is dictated by what's in his hands and the class chips he finds
twin bear
i will most likely use wtv my mission needs but mostly ars
neon bramble
more often than not, what's in his hands
frosty tulip
Since you're new, I'd still highly recommend getting in good with RealWare
You can't go wrong with Realware
neon bramble
taste test first
frosty tulip
Bird converted me over to being an SBN simp instead
frosty tulip
Also if things are going bad, don't be afraid to take a lil nibble on some dead guys leg
That could save you
neon bramble
it will cause problems
but that is a problem for later instead of now
cant worry about later if you're dead
frosty tulip
it will cause problems
Unless u Isabelle
frosty tulip
Yeah, ya bring smokes n booze for that
Have you had pirates raid one of your missions before
It can get so fucked, they kill eachother so quickly it really raises the q level
frosty tulip
Yeah you just walk around the station and it's a complete massacre
Everybody mowing eachother down, quasimorphs showing up
neon bramble
what a shitty time to not be a cloned demigod of a supersolder
who happens to be eating one of your friends
while your former manager is now about to smash your head in as an aztec demon
frosty tulip
while your former manager is now about to smash your head in as an aztec demon
Well hey, that's what he deserves for shitting on company time
twin bear
i cant reload uhoh
frosty tulip
What
neon bramble
is it in your belt
frosty tulip
Wrong ammo or some shit?
twin bear
i forgot to pick my ammo back up i got it again
was switching out loot and got sidetracked
just cleared out the elevator area
😭
thin wedge
femur
neon bramble
desperation in quasimorph is vivid
twin bear
man these guys had so much
frosty tulip
desperation in quasimorph is vivid
Yeah, plugging up your wounds with plastic lmao
frosty tulip
What game is that?
Quasimorph
twin bear
i am loving this so far
fair mica
Woah. Never heard of it. What game is it similar to, if anything?
twin bear
granted im playing on easy just to learn the mechanics before i try to do anything serious
frosty tulip
Woah. Never heard of it. What game is it similar to, if anything?
Eh I dunno, best I can explain is that it's a turn based solo extraction shooter
twin bear
Woah. Never heard of it. What game is it similar to, if anything?
youre john tarkov in space
basically
fair mica
Ooh turn based. That explains why I haven’t heard of it lol Looks fun tho
neon bramble
neon bramble
tactical hoarding
frosty tulip
Ooh turn based. That explains why I haven’t heard of it lol Looks fun tho
Yeah, the gist is that you play as a Merc who can fight for any side. Most of the sides are major corporations who now control everything because they killed off all the governments
fair mica
Looks sort of like Bad 2 Bad or Night Raider
frosty tulip
But there's also basically a demonic invasion from another dimension going on, and you can also choose to work for them
neon bramble
weapons, backpacks you can't make and high value goods for trade
frosty tulip
So you can work for the guys killing off humanity
neon bramble
saaay the civil resistance servo arm backpack that lets you carry a 3rd equipped weapon
frosty tulip
If you ever wanted to give a turn based game a try, I'd say this honestly
neon bramble
you will understand once you feel it
frosty tulip
It's so fast paced that I often forget it's turn based
fair mica
I used to like turn based, for older games
But as I got older I just wanted to go go go and fight in real time
twin bear
it dosen't feel like turn based
i almost got overwhelmed the first fight on this mission lol
they move fast
frosty tulip
This is pretty close to that for a turn based game tbh
fair mica
Used to love playing pokemon on the gameboy lol
neon bramble
turn based just lays the mechanics bare
frosty tulip
Fights go quick in Quasimorph
Usually either you get instantly mowed, or you mow them down
twin bear
ive not needed more than 2 bullets yet
neon bramble
thats rifles for you
smgs are plenty good but you will notice their armor more often
twin bear
rn i got a pistol
fair mica
I could always try it and refund if I don’t like. Thanks for the info
twin bear
p good so far
neon bramble
what happened to the knife
twin bear
should i keep the arm i stays it has a hand
twin bear
what happened to the knife
i didnt bring one
neon bramble
o yea the knives are basically free
if you lose a char you get a free goodie bag
pistol, knife, jeans and sneakers
neon bramble
I meant there's no reason not to take one
twin bear
ah i see