general_chat

[onyx igloo]

troubles

[toxic relic]

glorping emote

[onyx igloo]

with the law

[vital marten]

But this rock shines very nice and its color makes me feel strange /s

[toxic relic]

zo did you watch the papameat poop video

[karmic jetty]

its absorbing ur bad aura

[karmic jetty]

which one is that

[onyx igloo]

i love the blue color of cherenkov radiation

[toxic relic]

the internets obsession with poop

[karmic jetty]

no??

[toxic relic]

you should

[karmic jetty]

ill watch after this chiikawa lore video

[toxic relic]

ok

he also has a poop plane video

[onyx igloo]

i thought you claimed that obsession

copyright

[toxic relic]

copyright is stupid

[onyx igloo]

yes maybe it is

[surreal mirage]

Tbf if you keep cash long term you are in essence wasting money

[toxic relic]

ok echo

[subtle shoal]

ok echo

[surreal mirage]

Wdym ok

[onyx igloo]

the piss bucket gleams

shines like a beautiful wine

[subtle shoal]

is this MSC

[karmic jetty]

thats what ive been sayin!!!

[vital marten]

24k gold

[surreal mirage]

Didn't know nz doesn't have inflation

[toxic relic]

🤨

[karmic jetty]

pryocynical

[surreal mirage]

May aswell give me 3% or whatever of your cash every year, same effect

[toxic relic]

ok echo

[surreal mirage]

Ok echo

[karmic jetty]

echo u gotta watch the lore vid

[surreal mirage]

[karmic jetty]

i knew theres sumthin goin on

[toxic relic]

the poop vid

[karmic jetty]

[surreal mirage]

I ain't watching poop videos or chiikawa videos

[karmic jetty]

waow mang

[toxic relic]

zo watch the poop vid

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/why-me-after-all-weve-been-through-woody-gif-12187875

wait i found better gif

https://tenor.com/view/patrickstar-spongebob-funnygifs-gif-5373323

[karmic jetty]

almost there

[surreal mirage]

Chiikawa is a deal breaker

[karmic jetty]

[vital marten]

Was the sleep even good if you were working in your dreams

[toxic relic]

fuck no bro

[karmic jetty]

in conclusion the chiikawa world is fricked up

i love it

the manga is rated seinen apparantly

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-crab-angry-crab-angry-gif-12434526

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

did you watch

[karmic jetty]

just started

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

the thumbnail isnt clickbait

[karmic jetty]

i wanna go eat so...

this vid is NOT it

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

fine ill watch but only bcs i got nuthin to eat

[toxic relic]

bros gonna experience the wonders of septic tank

[karmic jetty]

septic workers are goated

[toxic relic]

agree

this isnt that

[karmic jetty]

150 clams an hour

dood wtf

[toxic relic]

the video is crazy

its still on youtube

i watched it after

[karmic jetty]

YO WTF MAN

[toxic relic]

poopoo

the reddit stories are fucking great

[quasi slate]

insane

[surreal mirage]

Fornai

[karmic jetty]

huntrix just got platinum

they were on jimmy kimmel

[surreal mirage]

Moopy what do you even do in Fortnite lego

[toxic relic]

noita

the poopy pigeons gotta be released in the water park first

[karmic jetty]

idk what ur talking about but that sounds like a very noita thing

[toxic relic]

need to shit

[karmic jetty]

oh

[toxic relic]

fair though lmao

[karmic jetty]

[limpid phoenix]

[quasi slate]

cool fish

[vital marten]

Smells like money

[karmic jetty]

mooper is fishing on le web.... like... the game...

webfishing...

[quasi slate]

fishinge

[vital marten]

Sometimes I play dayz just to fish

[toxic relic]

watch poop video

[karmic jetty]

lou tenant no

[vital marten]

Is it like the funny poop meme videos that got made when I was younger? Or actual poop

[toxic relic]

actual poop

worse than poop

[quasi slate]

🥤

[karmic jetty]

is the poopenheimer of poo

[toxic relic]

papa meat talk about poop

[vital marten]

Basically the piss nuke guy but shit?

[toxic relic]

from a video of a guy in a half full septic tank to holding poop and eating it

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

yessir

[karmic jetty]

the heck u two been watchin

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/piss-nuke-urine-boom-explosion-gif-17837491045217778137

Watching humans

[quasi slate]

carbonated pee vs mentos

[toxic relic]

human activity

[toxic relic]

you werent around in the early days

[karmic jetty]

that is true i was barely on the web

my 500 yrs was mostly spent aura farming

[toxic relic]

it was easier to find the multifarious unalike instances of human enterprising online back then

[quasi slate]

who up they zoinky ploinky

https://tenor.com/view/otag-cat-gif-1562403741471706019

[toxic relic]

i yearn for that time

[toxic hawk]

Nothing. She just looks like someone desperate to keep her job

[neon bramble]

more like desperate to keep her life lmao

[toxic relic]

dagoth ur

[neon bramble]

she did a major intel fucky wucky by by bagging her colleague without proof

[vital marten]

Tucker the Trucker

Odd Man

I gave up looking for the one I heard years ago, it’s like 2 decades old now 😭

[karmic jetty]

u listen to poop songs

[vital marten]

When I was younger yes

Don’t you dare say I have a taste for shit music

🫵

[onyx igloo]

fellas

i think i took too much

[vital marten]

Put the bottle down!

[onyx igloo]

no

[vital marten]

Tape fell into the toilet.. I wasn’t digging it out so I flushed it away

[onyx igloo]

i had 3 already

oh i fell unconscious

[vital marten]

What is alcohol poisoning

[onyx igloo]

nothing

it doesnt exist

[neon bramble]

if you keep drinking you gain tolerance to it

[onyx igloo]

why is my skin yellow

[neon bramble]

so dont stop

[vital marten]

I should try this with snakes

[toxic relic]

this is skill boys

3hp 🙏

[hidden spruce]

no game will have this dialoges

[paper hull]

noita is so fucking based

u paralaelled yet?

shit took me 130 hours

noita is ltierally the game that keeps giving

you think u saw it all until u realzie u can push into another dimension of existance forever

[burnt kite]

hawg what the hell are you playing

stalker builds?

[hidden spruce]

STALKER REBORN

at least it's not Gamma

[burnt kite]

play misery

[neon bramble]

dark mode like a real man

[karmic jetty]

i dont think i can sleep to this https://youtu.be/1mxx7HoxsMA?si=KkHkFuFcFFcaQndU

i love jetman sm

[paper hull]

🥺

[toxic relic]

just started playing after a year lmao

ive only made it past the first ice zone

its fun

[paper hull]

that world map is disgustingly huge bro

it gets so unbelieveably large

[toxic relic]

cinema

i like that shit happens around you

you're just a guy

[paper hull]

you can travel all the way to the right and left on the surface eventually

to the left is a lake so deep it spans the entire depth of the map

its horrific

[candid patio]

Someone told me I should play that but I forget who or when

[toxic relic]

insane

[paper hull]

something is in that lake 😭

and thats all i can say

[toxic relic]

i recommend it if you like shooting shit, running around and blowing up

piss nuke gameplay

[toxic relic]

🤔

curious

[paper hull]

the map is literally infinite as you reach its borders you can traverse through death zones and the map will duplicate itself

creating paralell dimensions of the world map

[toxic relic]

for those that noit hard

[candid patio]

I'm back to that life phase where I open up a game I want to play and close it by the time I've loaded my save

[paper hull]

the further you traverse into these maps the more fucked up the games logic becomes broken

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/martsio-noita-noitagame-noita-game-pixel-gif-14937952415216927062

[toxic relic]

ive just exited that, man, lmao

first time i played a game for longer than 30 min in about a month

[neon bramble]

lowkey me rn

thankfully I just beat skong

the dense game dread of starting over

[hidden spruce]

@livid notch

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/noita-explosion-electricity-boom-wand-gif-19437628

[neon bramble]

devatate the environment

[toxic relic]

bros sees one of those squid guys and just decides to turn the mountain into a quarry

[hidden spruce]

we are hunting shinning rocks

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/martsio-noita-noitagame-noita-game-sacrifice-gif-744988744221292090

[onyx igloo]

me and bro working at the local power plant

[hidden spruce]

and that's how STALKER 3 appeared

gamma 4 when ?

[burnt kite]

duplicate with all the changes you made to the first map?

[toxic relic]

i dont think so

not 100% since ive not yet reached that point

[neon bramble]

fresh for exploitation

naturally the power isn't for free

[paper hull]

it creates new items

u can literally double up the orbs

etc

the more you do the more you anger the gods though

pretty sure u can reach a point where u anger them so much they just kill you instantly

[neon bramble]

||not as far as I know||

[candid patio]

I'm happy for you 🙂

[toxic relic]

thanks mate

[candid patio]

Fortunately mine isn't depression it's just I'm tired and it's hard to get into something because I know that I won't have much free time.

[toxic relic]

real

[burnt kite]

can i kill the gods

[toxic relic]

getting old

[paper hull]

non

[toxic relic]

theyre already selling halloween candy

cant wait to get discounted shit

is it worth it though

[burnt kite]

bummer

[candid patio]

Today is like peak autumn weather here, it's so nice

11 degrees, sunny, strong breeze

[toxic relic]

sounds comfortable

[candid patio]

I never thought of you as a candy enjoyer

[toxic relic]

im not

my partner is

[candid patio]

What are your favorite candies?

Ohhhh

[toxic relic]

i dont have a favourite to be honest haha

[neon bramble]

you can bully their servant

[toxic relic]

i eat whatever's left over

[fathom igloo]

Reese’s >

[toxic relic]

mostly whatever is orange flavoured

[fathom igloo]

Controversial opinion but 100 grand bars are good too

[candid patio]

Do you eat gelatin?

[toxic relic]

nah

[candid patio]

I didn't think so lol

[toxic relic]

gummy candy looks gross regardless

not fond of that type of texture

[onyx igloo]

this is controversial?

[toxic relic]

what about you man, what candy you eat

[candid patio]

I'm really struggling to think of an orange flavor gelatin free candy lol

[fathom igloo]

Yes, lots of people hate them and call them the boomer candy bar lol

[onyx igloo]

orange and dark chocolate

thats

strange

i will not interact with those type of people

[candid patio]

Red licorice
Anything with chocolate and peanut butter
Spicy dark chocolate

[toxic relic]

most of our candy has vegan alternatives

[onyx igloo]

i like pastries with jam inside

like linzer cookies

[toxic relic]

sour skulls, mini cola bottles 🤔 mini wine gums

[toxic relic]

i see

never had red licorice

[toxic relic]

europoid

i dont fuck with jam unless its plum jam

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

zo did you watch the poop vid

[karmic jetty]

u know i did

[candid patio]

I'm not sure if y'all have red vines down there. You probably have access to Australian licorice, which is acceptable. Whatever you do, don't try twizzlers, they are inferior in every way.

[toxic relic]

did you finish it though

[karmic jetty]

i also just watched the jetman vid and im still awake

[fathom igloo]

Yeah idk why, it’s not bad. Not my first pick but you’re not going to see me trading it lol

[karmic jetty]

yup

[toxic relic]

im not going to try it haha, we dont have redvines or twizzlers in most stores afaik

[karmic jetty]

the clown pfp goes hard on mobile

[karmic jetty]

feel free to screenshot...

[fathom igloo]

You would love Costco or Sam’s Club. They sell tubs of those.

[candid patio]

Lol you are missing out, but that's okay.

[toxic relic]

not a fan of it but fair enough

[zealous widget]

also gonna put it here cos i guess it's more relevant, how do i get perms to send images here

[toxic relic]

i think sweeter foods are generally off-putting

[fathom igloo]

5 lb tubs

[candid patio]

Bad things will happen if I buy a bucket of red vines

[toxic relic]

level 10

[toxic relic]

bucket is crazy

[candid patio]

I wish I could take a pill that made me feel this way

[zealous widget]

how do i get more levels

[toxic relic]

talk

[zealous widget]

and how do i know which level i am

oh ok

[burnt kite]

i feel like most candy is so enshittified now

[candid patio]

XP is earned per message posted but rate capped at once per minute.

[hardy mural]

sv929 is rank #9,993 at level 0 with 53 experience. (47 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■ ] 53%

[toxic relic]

🤔 dont eat any for 2 months is my only suggestion

[candid patio]

Real talk though spicy dark chocolate is such peak candy.

[toxic relic]

i hate chocolate lmao

i can see why it would be a good combination

complex flavour

[burnt kite]

i know you probably answered this, but what do you eat on a daily basis

[karmic jetty]

holy yap

[zealous widget]

are you fucking kidding me

[zealous widget]

that is gonna take forever

[burnt kite]

rome wasn't built in one day

[harsh vault]

not unless you drink redbull

[toxic relic]

rices, soups, noodles, stews, vegetables in every way, potato pancakes, hummus, salads, patatnik, tarator, banitsa, yalanji, fatteh, moussaka, mujadarra, kibbeh

[tranquil rune]

I also hate chocolate because I am slightly allergic to it

[toxic relic]

etc

[tranquil rune]

[toxic relic]

i never got the hype

[candid patio]

Ugh do you hate coffee too?

[toxic relic]

nah

[burnt kite]

redbull is ass. i swear it's just a front for a stunt company

[tranquil rune]

what is hype?

[harsh vault]

literally what it is

[candid patio]

I bet you like African coffee like from Kenya or Ethiopia

[toxic relic]

the community interest

[burnt kite]

The amount of food you don't like makes me forget you eat, well, everything else

[toxic relic]

that is something that happens a lot lmao

[karmic jetty]

i drink redbull when i feel like reminding my kidneys what would happen if i wasnt benevolent

[toxic relic]

i actually dont eat fairly few foods

[candid patio]

African coffee is the worst >.< No shame at Africa, I just don't like the flavors their soil imparts on the beans.

[toxic relic]

but its just the focal point most of the time

[toxic relic]

man

i have no clue

[tranquil rune]

Does it meaning is to want sympathy or something?

[toxic relic]

no

[tranquil rune]

[toxic relic]

hype meaning, the interest

or excitement

[karmic jetty]

live to eat

[burnt kite]

what a community is excited for

[tranquil rune]

Now I got it

[toxic relic]

so, "i never got the hype" means " i never understood why others were so interested or thought so highly of it"

im not into coffee cultue either

[harsh vault]

i rarely drink coffee these days, now its soda and pumpkin spice frappes

[tranquil rune]

I feel the same way now

[candid patio]

Since you like citrus flavors and don't like chocolate, African beans have a lot of citrusy floral notes to them, and don't taste anything like chocolate.

[tranquil rune]

👀

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/UECdbPCigHM?si=vZDp9VnTXVZAAeZU

[toxic relic]

i see 🤔 i can check what coffee we have

[karmic jetty]

alot of words to describe bad woter

[tranquil rune]

As someone who has allergic reactions to chocolate, coffee, meat, and noodles, I also don't understand

[harsh vault]

zee is one of em

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

i really dislike soda though

[karmic jetty]

wrong tupid

[quasi slate]

Pumpkin spice frappe is coffee but bad

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

the flavours make me gag

[candid patio]

Noodles???

[last spoke]

Yo Moopy, mind if I DM you? I have... an idea

[tranquil rune]

YES, THE NOOOOOOODLES

[karmic jetty]

mooper dont do dms

[harsh vault]

i like pumpkin spice

[burnt kite]

no matter how much you tell me that I never had a good coffee, I will still think that coffee is bitter doodey water

[onyx igloo]

I DID IT

[karmic jetty]

this is known

[onyx igloo]

IT REACHED THE ROOF

[candid patio]

Craft root beer is one of my special interests lol

[tranquil rune]

I feel nauseous when eating that

[fathom igloo]

If Moopy gives you credit card numbers plz share

[onyx igloo]

THIS IS A GREAT ACHIEVEMENT

[candid patio]

What am I looking at?

[tranquil rune]

And started vomiting

[last spoke]

I mean, the only money involved would be mine if anything

[onyx igloo]

BEER

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-an-idea-croods-the-croods-grug-gif-16310881167093655388

[fathom igloo]

Tiktok says POTS

[quasi slate]

no MRP i saw the ping ask Zeerol

[last spoke]

Zee said to ask youuuuu

[tranquil rune]

um, what are u talking about?

[zealous widget]

true but this is isn't rome and i just wanna post pictures man

[fathom igloo]

Idk you should see a doctor for that

[toxic relic]

fair enough mate

[karmic jetty]

im in my sad cloin era leave me alone

[toxic relic]

this is what we have, idk what beans

[tranquil rune]

I've seen it, the doctor said it's caused by autism, so I can't do anything about it

[toxic relic]

jeds beans

[quasi slate]

Im in my sad cloin era leave me alone

[last spoke]

Will pay for chibis,,,

[karmic jetty]

!!

[tranquil rune]

😆 I don't have much financial ability to treat this, so I can only avoid eating them

[quasi slate]

Big profit Zeerol 20% discount!!

[karmic jetty]

i cant drawing anything

[fathom igloo]

Oh it’s certain foods not all?

[karmic jetty]

need to fix my aura debt first

[last spoke]

Also we've got something else in the works already

[quasi slate]

Same i quit drawing like 5 months ago i havent drawn anything for likr 1 year

[tranquil rune]

I can't eat what most ordinary people can, such as meat

[candid patio]

extremely dark roast
Who picked that, you or your partner?

[karmic jetty]

lies upon liess

[tranquil rune]

So I have always eaten a fixed set of food every day, just like an NPC

[toxic relic]

we both like it

[quasi slate]

Me eating buckwheat with butter

[toxic relic]

peak

i dont like to think about food

[tranquil rune]

That's quite delicious, but I would choose to use buckwheat rice to make cooked rice

[fathom igloo]

It’s in the 60°s now and my nose is not happy about it at all

[tranquil rune]

Then put a little sesame oil on top...

[toxic relic]

i enjoy the socializing and communal nature of food but i dont enjoy thinking about food itself

[candid patio]

Interesting.
Do you both drink it black?

[toxic relic]

most of the time yeah

i think he likes it cold

yeah

[karmic jetty]

fancy way of saying ur 1%

[toxic relic]

nah man

its a broke man strat

[last spoke]

I like cooking and eating

[toxic relic]

if you dont think about food you're not hungry

[last spoke]

Cooking and eating are so cool

Because you can cooking and then you're like
Ready to eating straight away

It's such a synergy

[karmic jetty]

wait this is real

[tranquil rune]

I made a pot of soup today and then knocked over the soy sauce bottle

[candid patio]

I vibe with this
Like obviously I don't practice it. But I respect the mentality.

[tranquil rune]

Again

[karmic jetty]

ive been using broke man strat this entire time

[tranquil rune]

This is the third time I've knocked over a soy sauce bottle this month

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

[tranquil rune]

[toxic relic]

survival mindset

if you just keep yourself busy and dont think about food you dont need to eat as much

if you sit down and relax you start to get the hunger pain

[last spoke]

I love food though

[toxic relic]

nah fair this is broke man strat

[tranquil rune]

Whenever I cook, I either accidentally add too much seasoning or accidentally spill something over

[candid patio]

The healthiest I've ever been I had a food is fuel mentality and didn't eat or drink anything for pleasure

[paper hull]

me and my homies HATE food

[tranquil rune]

Cooking level: 0
belike

[paper hull]

its EFIL

[burnt kite]

Quick take, I would rather die in poverty and not betray my ideals, than gain everything but lose my humanity in the pursuit

[last spoke]

The best part about cooking is that if you use paprika there isn't such thing as too much

[karmic jetty]

i love food im just broke

[toxic relic]

ayo

[paper hull]

https://tenor.com/bFNFA.gif

[novel fern]

have you seen real poverty bruh. you’d change your mind in a week

[toxic relic]

bro

lol

[quasi slate]

For eastern europeans buckwheat is rice the only time i eat white rice is if i have pepper flakes and other types of seasoning because unlike buckwheat plain rice is too boring

[candid patio]

I genuinely can't identify the flavor of paprika and I'm convinced it's only used for color

[toxic relic]

no way

[paper hull]

i never seen real poverty im just a poser a loser a microphone abuser

LIMP bizkit

[toxic relic]

i lived in poverty

[burnt kite]

No, I mean it, I will rather shrivel up and die

[quasi slate]

No you lived in new zealand

[tranquil rune]

I like to add red beans, mung beans, buckwheat rice, millet, yellow rice, and rice beans to cooked rice

[toxic relic]

i wasnt born here bro

[tranquil rune]

[quasi slate]

Red bean

[paper hull]

mmm bean

[quasi slate]

Are you from the balkans

[toxic relic]

yes

[quasi slate]

Wow fake kiwi

[toxic relic]

and i lived in cambodia half the time with my dad

[karmic jetty]

mr worldwide no wonder ur bald

[toxic relic]

fireball

[candid patio]

Escaped poverty gang!

[paper hull]

im rich in experience

[quasi slate]

🥝

[paper hull]

poor in cream sales

[tranquil rune]

Then add soy sauce, sesame oil, salt, monosodium glutamate, and some peas

[quasi slate]

I was born in poverty

[paper hull]

do u need me to save u

[quasi slate]

I am middle class now

[karmic jetty]

imagine escaping poverty

[toxic relic]

that would be sick wouldnt it

[paper hull]

i could give u a house

[toxic relic]

susiety

[paper hull]

if u wanted...

[karmic jetty]

[quasi slate]

Give the hous to stinkman so he can sell it

[toxic relic]

dont fall for it zo

[candid patio]

I once lived in a 1 bedroom apartment with 10 coworkers

[tranquil rune]

really？I also live in poverty, with only $140 per month

[toxic relic]

its those amazon houses

[paper hull]

i have a house in spain i need someone to live in becasue i cant spend time there

[tranquil rune]

At the end of each month, there is only $40 left

[candid patio]

My wife and I are in the middle of figuring out a way to move to Portugal. Maybe we can do Spain instead

[toxic relic]

sounds rough man, i grew up struggling yeah. hope you can find a way out if there even is one hah

[last spoke]

The biggest grift in history was the upper class convincing the lower class that there's a middle class and that some people are part of it

[paper hull]

its super great house econ wise

[toxic relic]

dude you're really doing it

[tranquil rune]

Thank you, I hope so too

[toxic relic]

NO WAY

[karmic jetty]

slappy is doin in

[paper hull]

oh but maybe dont buy a house in spain

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

you're that british stereotype

[paper hull]

the laws for house ownership in spain are fucked up

[toxic relic]

is the house in benidorm?

[paper hull]

hey cut me a break

my grandparents fell for the trap

im just the inheritor

[toxic relic]

insane lmaoo

[quasi slate]

We havent had any construction work done on our 2nd home because we picked up 30 ares of land in Šventoji cant really decide if to finish the 2nd home and sell it for profit or do the 3rd one and move there and keep the 2nd and 1st one for renting

[paper hull]

haha bro its maliga

[karmic jetty]

inheritor i hardly know or

[paper hull]

right next to uhhh gibralter

[toxic relic]

no way

[paper hull]

sea front property

walking distance of beach

top floor

[toxic relic]

thats so fucking cartoonish

[candid patio]

Air Con?

[paper hull]

i wish i had these chances LMFAO

[toxic relic]

peak britishoid activity

[quasi slate]

Gibraltar

[paper hull]

yeah fully airconned

[quasi slate]

Is that the map from overwatch

[paper hull]

yeah

[karmic jetty]

gimme the keys and ill double the value trust

[toxic relic]

gibraltar is more british than mainland uk

[quasi slate]

Id live there

[toxic relic]

you wouldnt

[paper hull]

careful u would start a war saying that there

[toxic relic]

its full of old white britishoids

[paper hull]

they are not happy about gibralter

[toxic relic]

good thing im not on slough island

[candid patio]

I don't prefer this group of people

[paper hull]

yeah he isnt wrong

its a dying breed tho

[karmic jetty]

i dont get it

[paper hull]

since the great removal that cannot be named uk expats have been moving back due to EU laws ripping houses away from them

its why i need soemone to live in that house for me

[toxic relic]

all getting heart attacks from doing fish and chip shop pub crawls every day and getting suntanned to shit at the beach

[paper hull]

its part of a new law that all hosues need to be inhabited

[karmic jetty]

what counts as inhabited

[paper hull]

once a week

visited

[toxic relic]

the same people that were riding that event

[polar kernel]

thank goodness im not british phew

[toxic relic]

[last spoke]

For just one small donation a month you too can help fix this

[paper hull]

you aint wrong lmfao

[polar kernel]

no way

[candid patio]

I was going to say the only real way to enforce this would be frequent random inspections

[paper hull]

hmm i wonder what will happen if i shoot myself in the foot

oh dear it seems to have hurt

[toxic relic]

hahahah

exactly mate

[polar kernel]

yknow if i got stationed in the UK id totally live in someones house for them

[last spoke]

One small payment of all of your money and you too can help turn chippy boy into a brit

[toxic relic]

needs some history context explanation

[karmic jetty]

chill crisp

[toxic relic]

its britishoid lore

[tranquil rune]

What's the weather like over there guys?

[polar kernel]

i was supposed to go to england actually and they cancelled those orders

thank u gubberment

that country was not ready for my arrival

[candid patio]

In England?
Without checking I can tell you it's probably damp.

[toxic relic]

why are you going to england? does someone need to guard the polluted piss waters of blackpool or what

[paper hull]

english chippies are shutting down by the hundreds per day as the price of cod has become so expensive its no longer a budget meal

[tranquil rune]

I feel like the weather here is terrible. A few days ago it was still above 28 degrees Celsius, but these days it's suddenly approaching minus 1 degree Celsius

[karmic jetty]

river thames need a guardian

[last spoke]

Today was partly cloudy
The rest of this and next week?
THUNDERSTORM THUNDERSTORM THUNDERSTORM THUNFERSTOM THUNDERSTOR THUNDERSTORM THUNDERSTORM

[fathom igloo]

You were too much of a flight risk

[quasi slate]

My new pet bunny is so cool

[paper hull]

real?

rela buni?

[polar kernel]

as always yes

[toxic relic]

spring/summer rains

[polar kernel]

whats its name

[quasi slate]

I posted her a few days ago in vet channel

[last spoke]

Monsoon is on the way

[quasi slate]

Nameless

[toxic relic]

ayo?

[paper hull]

i must see this bunny

[quasi slate]

But my mom calls her caramel

[tranquil rune]

Overnight, I woke up from the summer blanket and changed into a cotton quilt

[toxic relic]

🤔 monsoons usually calm down when they reach nz

[fathom igloo]

Too many pubs to try to find you in so they said hell no

[toxic relic]

if they come from aus

[candid patio]

This is a name, friend.

[last spoke]

Well we're in the tropics here so

[polar kernel]

big weather wants to trick you into wearing the wrong outfits

[tranquil rune]

Two days ago, it was very humid here, but now it's as dry as the Sahara Desert

[paper hull]

Cat for bunny

[tranquil rune]

[quasi slate]

I from habit call her by my deceased bunny's name is difficult to move on

[toxic relic]

may your windows never slam shut and your gazebos never tear

[polar kernel]

i wore a sweatshirt to work and after an hour i was taking it off dying in sweat

[tranquil rune]

Within the next fifteen days, it will be below zero, and I don't have heating or a fireplace at home

[toxic relic]

layers

[tranquil rune]

So I wrapped myself like an onion

[toxic relic]

bro got it

shrek reference

[polar kernel]

cuddle w the homies for warmth

[toxic relic]

thats real though

[polar kernel]

penguins do it why cant i

[tranquil rune]

[polar kernel]

riddle me this

[last spoke]

You can cuddle anyone you like

To be loved is to love

[polar kernel]

i cant actually my woman would obliterate me with the force of 1000 suns

[last spoke]

Love everything
It's all we have

[polar kernel]

and i would let her

[tranquil rune]

bruh

[toxic relic]

why

its platonic bro

[tranquil rune]

I live alone and in the city in reality

lmao

[paper hull]

skibble me this crap man

[polar kernel]

she did lead some kind of mutiny when we went out w my friends and i assure you everyone got a handful of my ass at some point

[toxic relic]

you're not rubbing deepheat or vapo rub on my dong, you're chilling

[tranquil rune]

I hold my computer for warmth because its fan keeps dissipating heat, like a mini stove

[candid patio]

This reads like a romantic classified advert but the cat is trying to lure unsuspecting rabbits into a trap

[tranquil rune]

[toxic relic]

on your balls?

safety

[tranquil rune]

nonnonnon

on my face

[toxic relic]

ok fair enough lmao

[tranquil rune]

[paper hull]

imma eat it

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/sewer-declogging-sewer-pipe-cleaning-riool-gif-11358434299886846170

[karmic jetty]

alarm set for 5 hrs

[paper hull]

healthy adult btw

[harsh vault]

cdda reference?

[karmic jetty]

[harsh vault]

nini zee

[toxic hawk]

lumbar punctures

very fun

[candid patio]

My big dog did this in the house last night :((((

And he was all frantic when I woke up so I took him out immediately and he did even more

[paper hull]

https://tenor.com/c7gWxoOp0u6.gif

[harsh vault]

dog

[candid patio]

Buff tiger woods looks disturbing

[paper hull]

yeah he doesnt look real

if u toldme that was AI

id probably believ eu

[burnt kite]

perkele

[last spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-poop-gif-13293541

[candid patio]

Maybe not this exact picture, but when I close my eyes and imagine tiger woods, he looks like this

[paper hull]

yes my master

[onyx igloo]

flash bang alakazam

[last spoke]

Chat I'm eepy

[candid patio]

Then eep

[polar kernel]

.... is this a joke??

i.... i need a moment

[lost fiber]

gASP

I LIIIIIVE.

[quasi slate]

YAEOU

Hee-hee

🕺

[onyx igloo]

gonna try to convince my mom that i can make her chicken shawarma

because i just made the spice mix

going all in

[velvet pebble]

Why? 🤔

[quasi slate]

We are game develop Company, who makes games that are nowhere else.
Because "Every People Is Different"

[paper hull]

everyam are someone but not everysome are when

[tranquil rune]

[onyx igloo]

https://youtu.be/q7BSqRmwUjE?list=RDq7BSqRmwUjE

[tranquil rune]

Oh Jesus, I'm only at level 8

[onyx igloo]

how i be staring at the frozen chicken in my microwave after sending it through the defrost setting twice

[paper hull]

microwaving chikcen is a brave choice

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-flabbergasted-scared-gif-9793867658461319957

[onyx igloo]

im DEFROSTING it

IT WONT

DEFROST

[paper hull]

what wattage is ur microwave

[onyx igloo]

the MICROWAVE is A FAILURE

1000 watts

[paper hull]

oh thats grim

it may just be frozen too hard

need to let it defrost the old fashioned way

[onyx igloo]

i need to defrost it in like an hour

so

or maybe 2

[stuck charm]

Yo guys does anyone experience a problem connecting to a server? i have authorising with steam being infinitely loading

[tranquil rune]

You soak the chicken in boiling hot water and it will thaw in about half an hour, I think

[icy vigil]

no

[burnt kite]

this fucking monkey

[icy vigil]

dont the momkey

[paper hull]

thats a silly fella

u wouldnt a siller feller

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-based-redditor-jetstream-sam-gif-25147136

[toxic hawk]

me to that one guy

[turbid cave]

how tf is d4vd not in police custody

literally the only possible suspect

in his car

[toxic hawk]

what

who is that

[livid notch]

Do not bring the filth here shoo shoo

[turbid cave]

the singer who "allegedly" murdered a 15 year old

[burnt kite]

you hate d4vd because he killed a 15 year old

i hate d4vd because his music is absolute ass

[turbid cave]

we are not the same ahh

[burnt kite]

he blew up because of invincible and invincible alone

[toxic hawk]

what does invincible have to do with it

[toxic relic]

who

[burnt kite]

never in my life have i ever heard him 'fore that

[burnt kite]

he made a song for it

[toxic relic]

i assume this is an internet thing

[turbid cave]

no its crazy cause people are claiming theres no proof for police to arrest him

[burnt kite]

or was his existing song used already

i dont know

dont care

he sucks

[turbid cave]

even though the body was in his car, which is a tesla, that can only turn on with his phone in the car

should be enough proof to atleast detain for the time being

[burnt kite]

people will ride and grind

[toxic relic]

[turbid cave]

at least he cant go on tours anymore and his career suffered. even if he doesnt get caught

anyways

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-riders-spider-riders-hunter-gif-11913727

i watched this as a kid

[turbid cave]

project zomboid gooning update when

[toxic relic]

bro decided chat wasnt fun and opened roblox

[toxic hawk]

People like to start things up

[toxic relic]

the state of the world

[toxic relic]

seems so

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/rex-gun-generator-rex-shoot-fire-gif-16892704877948313476

love how his gun is auto fed

[onyx igloo]

hotline miami is lowkey fire

but uhh

explosion sfx

[toxic relic]

what material is used in the ammunition

himself?

[toxic hawk]

concrete

[onyx igloo]

and how does one expand a gun from their arm

[toxic hawk]

he takes concrete and expels it

[livid notch]

My fucking ears in that one mission

[toxic relic]

oh yeah

i see now

[toxic hawk]

anything is a gun when you expel a projectile with enough high speed

[toxic relic]

good animation detail

[onyx igloo]

do you think it feels like hes throwing a ball

[toxic hawk]

nanites revolution

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/xingxing-monkey-banana-disgusted-onthe12thfloor-gif-14083291628261197232

[toxic hawk]

i wonder the same thing when he turns his legs into a motorcycle

[onyx igloo]

his balls become the wheels

[paper hull]

good for him

🙂

[toxic relic]

does he have a nervous system

[toxic hawk]

he is still human, so yeah

[toxic relic]

can it also shift

[onyx igloo]

what if his nervous system ignores it

like digesting

[toxic relic]

when his shifted body parts are injured they dont bleed do they

[toxic hawk]

he eats food, he just contains nanites that he controls to shift his body

[turbid cave]

u got 12 hours and 46 minutes in sucker for love first date

dont talk to me bruh

[toxic relic]

?

[toxic hawk]

sucker for love is a joke game about dating a cthulu type of lady

[turbid cave]

nah u cant act obvlivious

[toxic relic]

im aware he's human

[turbid cave]

gooner game

[toxic relic]

a woman?

im gay dude

[toxic hawk]

with the face of cthulu

[toxic relic]

a gay man

[toxic hawk]

yes

[paper hull]

ive got 100 hours in depression quest

still havent beaten it

[toxic relic]

bro fumbled the comeback with a lie that never wouldve worked

[paper hull]

https://i.vgy.me/S3I54W.png

[toxic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o69BiOqY1Ec

this video is funny

[toxic relic]

bruh

jubilee

[onyx igloo]

so if the genders were swapped

would you be more interested

[surreal mirage]

jubilee does release some interesting ones ngl

[toxic hawk]

never heard of em

[brazen forum]

guys i cant join coop rn what happened

[paper hull]

What the fuck is a jubilee

[toxic hawk]

also echo, im coming over, make my bed please

[toxic relic]

ive already played a game where you fuck a dude cthulu

so yes brother

[onyx igloo]

i figured i should ask instead of letting it float around my head

for 3 hours

[toxic relic]

very low quality "content"

[surreal mirage]

fart hows papers please

[toxic relic]

jubilee as in jubilation

[toxic relic]

got ending 19 today

[mossy bluff]

how do i change the download path because it keeps downloading in my boot drive?

[toxic relic]

its as fun as i remembered

got all the pins, jorji and sergius questlines complete

[onyx igloo]

accordian music is so fire

[toxic relic]

i let so many people in

you dont need to be afraid to break the law

unless youre doing coward run

[onyx igloo]

but you should cover your face

oh wait your talking about a game

[toxic relic]

youre correct though

[mellow lotus]

Guys, I have a problem. Since the last patch, I've had the experience of pushing a zombie several times and suddnely one doesn't affect it and i got bitten. Has this happened to you? Is it a bug? Does it have something to do with my character having strength at 2?

[onyx igloo]

everytime i've played barotrauma i've enjoyed it

very good game underwater yes

[toxic relic]

baro so peak

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/красноносое-побоище-barartauma-баратравма-klown-honk-gif-14577261961163869792

[toxic relic]

spess is better

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-gif-16508948274886257497

[toxic relic]

baro is just spess

but different graphics and less content

[toxic hawk]

im coming over to you too

echo is just my side

i mean my first destination

[velvet pebble]

Peak game

Who blew the reactor again?

[burnt kite]

the clown, obviously

https://tenor.com/view/красноносое-побоище-barartauma-баратравма-klown-honk-gif-14577261961163869792

[velvet pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-13697587741862988702

Sentenced to execution via airlock

No, actually that's too nice. Better stuff pockets with lithium and throw him in the ballast

[junior vale]

God I love doctor mike

he's a great guy :)

[toxic hawk]

I like him a lot too

[fathom igloo]

I just learned what prions disease is an now I’m terrified of beef

Like wtf

[velvet pebble]

That's why you always want your meat to be well done

Not some medium rare or raw

[toxic hawk]

i just like my meat

cooked

not raw

[paper hull]

love it raw

[toxic hawk]

the only thing i like raw

is criticism

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/raw-gif-798993911785685941

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/seal_waitin-seal-waiting-haubibban-gif-19090638

[lost fiber]

I said Ebon Husk and forgot he was censored..

[paper hull]

this place is the B team for me but maybe it A team one day

[toxic hawk]

lol dummy

[toxic hawk]

ECHO

[velvet pebble]

Whaaat, him too?

[toxic hawk]

STOP YELLING

[velvet pebble]

Wow

[lost fiber]

YES, HIM TOO.

[vital marten]

Just witnessed some paint thinner droplets literally bounce across paint

Was cool to see

[paper hull]

qucik slurp em up

[velvet pebble]

Everything because of starship

[vital marten]

They evaporated and I huffed them

[paper hull]

hot

[arctic shore]

Why is everyone iridescent

[whole bane]

I just found husk enhanced mod, almost peed myself when i saw fkn husk endworm

My god, what kind of eldrich horror is that?!

[paper hull]

its because im very specila an hav aces to cool member only clubn no u cant join!!!!!!

[velvet pebble]

Can i have what you smoked

[vital marten]

Papa John’s

[arctic shore]

No

You're still in the army

[velvet pebble]

Come visit me, I'm nearby

[arctic shore]

How near

[velvet pebble]

Dm

[arctic shore]

That's not near

That's 40 kilometers

[lost fiber]

Okay babe. Will be there in 15.

[velvet pebble]

How the fuck it's not near

You're not in europe

[arctic shore]

Actually there are several of those

[velvet pebble]

Anything less than 500 km is near

[arctic shore]

I don't even know which one you're at smh

[velvet pebble]

Try this one

[velvet pebble]

Bring snacks

[arctic shore]

Okay that's 170km

[lost fiber]

Sorry, I can't. If I tried bringing American snacks, I'd be put to firing squad.

[velvet pebble]

Still near

Not if you share with them

[tender igloo]

nuh uh , i bought snacks from america

my red dye 50s

[lost fiber]

You mean bribery? That's basically how you not get shot in Russia..

[arctic shore]

Two hours by car

I don't even have a car

Me and the band went to kaluga oblast last spring, which was in the same direction

My spine fucking moaned after that

[velvet pebble]

Skill issue

[lost fiber]

Forget free health care. I should have the right to free back massages at least.

[fathom igloo]

Apparently you can still get it with fully cooked beef

[arctic shore]

YOU TRY TO SIT IN THE BACK OF A NISSAN ALMERA WITH THREE OTHER PEOPLE

[quasi slate]

why is this dogshit button infront of all

[fathom igloo]

You remind me of Marcus

[velvet pebble]

I sat in priora for 12 hours straight, get gud

[lost fiber]

Chicken and fish are good quality of protein and meat while not having as many issues as beef.

[arctic shore]

Who is Marcus

[fathom igloo]

So glad you asked

[velvet pebble]

At least it will be worth it, because well done beef is GOAT

[arctic shore]

Were you crammed in the backseat with several other people

[velvet pebble]

Yeah there were 5 of us behind

[fathom igloo]

It’s an untreatable fatal disease though so is it worth it

[arctic shore]

Whatever you're mean to me I'm not driving to you :(

[lost fiber]

Just drive to me instead.

[velvet pebble]

Okay, then I'm bullying you on the meetup next year

If you attend

[arctic shore]

Am I not like twice as tall as you

[velvet pebble]

I'm twice as wide

[fathom igloo]

I legitimately thought this was vet chat lol

[arctic shore]

Damn the army's feeding you well huh

[velvet pebble]

I miss the food from my first base, here it is dogshit

There it was insanely awesome

I went there weighing 60, could have gotten out 90

[fathom igloo]

60 potatoes

[lost fiber]

We can hang out together Sun and play some local American pass time games. Like gun shows, gun stores, ranges, and playing Russian roulette with a Glock.

[fathom igloo]

You know how much vodka I could make with that? Zero because idk how to make potato vodka.

[velvet pebble]

Buckshot roulette? Sounds like fun

[quasi slate]

can you tell your country to fuck off with their bots sending high amounts of traffic pls

[fathom igloo]

It’s actually sun

[arctic shore]

That's not bots

That's all conscripts such as himself

[velvet pebble]

No because i have no internet in my location, it's jammed

[quasi slate]

im lagging so bad

[fathom igloo]

Make sure Moe isn’t chewing your internet cables again

[lost fiber]

The bots aren't from a single country. But rather the corporations.

[quasi slate]

its better to have no internet than internet that takes 10 seconds to load A 100 KILOBYTE PHOTO

[velvet pebble]

Dude wtf, even i have better internet

[quasi slate]

i went from downloading 100gb game in like 6 minutes to not being able to load a low quality jpeg

[lost fiber]

Got bad news gaymer.

[velvet pebble]

I have gaming seizure, i want to game and i can't

[lost fiber]

You're almost certainly compromised. Or at least hacked.

[quasi slate]

😳

[velvet pebble]

Check for viruses

[lost fiber]

And holy shit. Shifting through your Internet history? It's.... Crazy.

[velvet pebble]

It's probably full of maplestory

[lost fiber]

Matero. I hope your FBI agent keeping an eye on you never finds out.

[fathom igloo]

Check how much is spent on Fortnite skins and rhythm games

[burnt kite]

ding dong

[velvet pebble]

More than you spent on sims dlcs

[quasi slate]

i have a brain

[lost fiber]

More this year than you made in the last decade.

[fathom igloo]

Not anymore moopers

[lost fiber]

Brain privileges revoked.

[quasi slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/643273235877724160/1384894720022679622/failbrain.gif

[velvet pebble]

Maybe you don't have antivirus, idk

[burnt kite]

its only 1000 and something dollars for the entire sims 4 dlc collection

[quasi slate]

i dont download anything and i only play 3 games

[burnt kite]

botnet moment

scan with malwarebytes

or dr web if you are a weirdo

[velvet pebble]

Malwarebytes is the goat

Cleaned more than a dozen pcs here, because i worked with dumbasses

[loud pumice]

Invest in more games

[quasi slate]

bloatware

[loud pumice]

Invest invest!

[surreal mirage]

i will invest in uppy

[fathom igloo]

It exceeds that

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/3-rabbit-things-gif-5302915596000609482

[loud pumice]

Let's take ibuprofen together

[velvet pebble]

Have you asked your provider

Maybe they're just being an ass

[surreal mirage]

yppy hows vs

[loud pumice]

Booty

[fathom igloo]

Sorry this is a Tylenol only chat

[loud pumice]

Echo you should see all I've done in vintage story

[quasi slate]

my isp too obedient to be a brat

[velvet pebble]

I'll give you sufferanite

[surreal mirage]

i should learn how to play it

[surreal mirage]

have you built a city

[loud pumice]

[loud pumice]

Are you sleepy

I miss vet VC

[arctic shore]

ENEMY TECH ON SITE

[loud pumice]

I could stream knowing no random will join screaming and slurring

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-laughing-laugh-evil-evil-laugh-gif-17813640361988448547

[surreal mirage]

nah im on my pc

[loud pumice]

Puppers is being mean

[quasi slate]

happymeal vc died 💔

[loud pumice]

I know

[velvet pebble]

There's always someone you know who will do the same. Lol

[rain mango]

if i made a world in B42 beta unstable, can i play when it fully releases?

[fathom igloo]

I miss threads with evidence that Omar is a weirdo

[loud pumice]

I'm not joining peasant chat

[spring gate]

Max hass

[quasi slate]

but did u know it still exists uppy

the role didnt go anywhere

[loud pumice]

[tender igloo]

it will most likely not , sometimes saves break over time iwth patches especially if you plan on using mods

[rain mango]

oh alright

[velvet pebble]

Everyone is still there except uppy

[tender igloo]

you MIGHT be able to but sometimes fucky shit happens with continued saves

STOP lol

LOL

[loud pumice]

No

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/jetsfue-is-jetsfuels-gif-22400442

[lilac quarry]

why are you yelling at the new person

they're just asking for help