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im only a brand loyalist towards eotech
then you'd probably get craftsman or ryobi
i bought a 10 dollar knife because it had a nice handle
blades pretty nice too
flips out
bass pro shop moment
you are not @loud pumice
actually menards
who has a collection of knives
yes you know basic identification
congrats
So I'm taking my calc midterm
its online proctored, so i'm being audio and video recorded
I have 1 question left, and 12 minutes left
I'm struggling so hard to remember how to solve the problem
i'm trying everything i can think of
nothing seems right
30 seconds remain
the answer comes to me
type that shit in
hit submit with 6 seconds left
94.67%
shout "LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
still being audio and video recorded
🫢
very important
thats not as good a comeback as you think it is, dude
but fair enough
ideez
i didnt think it was
is that why theres a safety act
Uppy gonna show off his 150 dollar poo knife
guv'n'ment dont needa see my balls
insane
Squidward Scream.mp4
i believe in eotech supremacy
my cat is absolutely MORTIFIED of my belt
this is why we are so alike
Supremacy? I'unno, but they're the only sights I like in games
I think it's cool that a 25m zero is also zeroed to 100m
i love my eotech
eotech forever
i also have H&K supremacy
How to confuse American
Gun that not called M
benelli is italian
checkmate
after literal years of saying i would
finally bought the benelli
the M4 or the M3
ofc i did it when the government is shut down and i have no guarantee of a next paycheck
very smart financial decision on my part
just get a Remington R5, they so much cooler
theres literally nothing cooler than a benelli m4
you only like them because of pistol grip
if i didnt but this i was gonna get an 870 and slopify it
ithaca 37 stakeout
10,000 rounds tested before failure is why i wanted it
what psycho is putting 10,000 shells thru a shotgun
Yo chippy boy, you ever played Receiver 2?
the only thing stopping the 12gauge double ought recoil will be a fucking thin wire stock
close enough welcome back cobray terminator
negative
guns are cool
Reckon you should
will never touch one though
It uses guns and firearm safety as an allegory for mental health
i can reach to my left and touch one
i dont want to touch one
Leo Wiggins' voice is so hot
took a polaroid of my cat cause i was bored
you can trick nostalgia chasers on reddit saying this was from the early 2000s
it does give me a little taste of childhood pictures
Y'know Jonathan Ferguson?
sounds british
That guy that reacts to guns in video games but like, tastefully?
im sorry?
tastefully?
like he eats the guns?
my girlfriend has a bunch of polaroids to give me
i also test firearms by taste
In a "Here's some inaccuracies, but here's actually why it's like that in the game" because he's actually played games
they all taste the same bad news guys
some taste like blood
Not like "Oh this thing is in the wrong spot so it's BAD"
pennies
i smell pennies
thats not ideal
nickelback momwnt
He had literally only two criticisms for the ENTIRE catalog of guns in Receiver 2
One was that the textures on the M9 Beretta were a little fuzzy that made something that should have been engraved look stamped
i can name sadly alot about ghost recon wildlands, they didnt have a good gun expert for that game
And that on the Model 10, the groove texture from the catch thing extended into the parts it's supposed to catch where it shouldn't
Like even the internals are modelled and simulated correctly
may i criticize, why did the game use the M9 Beretta?
It also uses the Yeet Cannon
hi point my beloved
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I love how at first, the controls will feel clunky, as handing a gun for the first time would
erm actually, the M9 is only iconic because it was an american service pistol, and the name got widespread. Many people actually see the 92F Beretta and think its an M9. The only reasonable M9 you can add into a game would be the M9A3 as the original M9 didnt add anything new except an american army badge instead of the beretta badge, therefore making it a weird cult motive in my criticizing opinion.
i just think its lazy for games to use guns that werent even civillian used, but instead rebadged like the M9
Fuck me this whole month been nothing but trouble so far
I got a fucking stye on my left fucking eye
freestyle rapping?
it didnt
Why did it take a minute aswell
Cause its recognizable and likely doesn't count as copyright infringement
Military names are not copyrighted, unlike the original design name
but you dont even need permission to use a gun name, its not copyright infringement
Same reason why some games have MK47, to avoid any copyright issues
Cs used to call it CV-47
the MK47 is its own gun
upid
hell horrors
fr
mutant my beloved
anyone who played atleast 5 raids on tarkov knows the mutant, its john juicer
the horrors of walmart
rad shrimp
The horror of Walmart is around 3pm it actually pretty chill in the first first and last hour
After that hour it white trash hillbilly shit
So you know i'm there
alt tabbing out to look at something and glock legging myself and cant even be mad because that kind of lack of focus is an important habit to break when it comes to gun safety
Using guns name and their design without a license is a violation of intellectual property tho
erm actually, if you look at tarkov, it says they use their names without affiliation
thats how bsg gets away with sooo much realworld stuff
mhm mhm
only the weapons can be the same name ig or smth cuz food and shit is changed
og redbull texture
nikita did that to just jest
So many games prefer to use mostly recognizable gun designs and mostly recognizable names to avoid it
i see horrors beyond my comprehension on a more than average basis
you do realize, on ground zero, by the ambulance on emercom checkpoint, there is a fanta can on the ground, like the genuine brand (yes i played the game so much i know every texture)
yeah theres alot of stuff from irl
i dont have that app
hes a silly man
i get around this problem by making all the offbrand names in my games funny jokes
i only had it for one reason anyways and the games never posted actual updates half the time
milk from the cows of southern lidl speedrun
when should we play eft
and do u tk alot
ive never killed a teammate with a gun
i havent played tarkov in a hot minute, been ghost recon grinding
nades yes i have
Tarkov actually got permissions from russian gun manufacturers iirc
i never teamkilled, i have good trigger discipline
i wonder if zomboid hits 1.0 and is finished do yall think itll have achievements?
headeyes headeyes headeyes
i dont play tarkov
das good
floofer is good, what else did you expect scav
:3
But overall, you have mp-5 as an example, with Compact 5(Payday), Viper 5 (S.T.A.L.K.E.R.), or just SMG like in gta
soon i will be certified
petpetpetpetpetpet
So like, its a trend, not a rule anyway
smh, we not even on that topic
Grr
w<
completely avoiding real names altogether is just a sure way companies avoid lawsuits
the cowards way
the difference between butt dial and booty call is major
i am warning you all
tarkov deadass just ignores the cease and desist letters lmfao
VERY DIFFERENT
what are they going to do, come to russia?
Excuse me is that a rifle round in a derringer
like h&k is notorious for not allowing their guns to be included 1:1 in games
Red cross on their way to murder indie game developer for showing red cross on a small medkid
tarkov dont give a fuck lmfao
not even that its just i dont like puzzles in my shooty game so i dont go there
My instructor is bringing in banana bread cause we did good on exam
i loved the new traps i hope they put em in streets
i cannot express how much disdain i have for traps and mines in tarkov
Whats the average
mines specifically bring out a certain hate within me i never knew i had
omw to name the hk mp5 the kh pm5
did u bring it home
omw to the liqa store
the mines are only invisible at least if u know where they are u can avoid em
Hk on their way to sue you
technically not allowed to say 🤓 i dont think
I accidentally scared hin
yea but the discovery of them is what drove me insane
Him
the amount of rage i feel not knowing EXACTLY where i can walk near lexos to this day is unmatched
it is spooky and annoying after the spooks ware off from the first explosion
wdym? ive never heard of h&k guns
this is surely an unrelated accident and any resemblance to real firearms is purely coincidental
who keeps putting human limbs in the meals
burger king
Mongolia
do u think i have enough 5.56
Never enough
so true
Hoard the gun ammo
The balls mag
riddle me this

america in the 90's was an interesting place
Unregulated gun market
My chief has been slacking and leaving early so he can go home and play ghost of yotei and cyberpunk
thats what i usually do
and my instructor the same for baldurs gate
HEAT movie moment
Before boring peple started saying that people shouldn't own balls mag
so cute i want one as a pet
i tell my guys to hurry up and get their shit done so i can go home and sit on my puter
they better be careful now that we can beat people up
hopped on draw me today and they drew my shitbrick fella 🥺
shitbrick fella in question
When you play skate. with your bsf and they show up looking like this 😭
why is a mufree skating
Balls
erm
tony hawk sure hasnt aged well
whats wrong with my gun
what are u talking abt
thats entirely unmodded lol
best thing they added recently
ref is also finally good
why didnt you just upload the polaroid
why did you take a picture of it
why didnt you upload the polaroid
you took a photograph though
this is a bit
Oh boy we are getting closer to AI designing virus to kill us all
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-03055-y
what are we, some kind of humanity lost vol1?
WHAT? NO WAY 
Anyone know where I may acquire Chinese Cigarettes in the US?
online
some of their articles are fucking hilarious
you good bro?
Shhhhhh
Edging yoda that's such a peak name
Yea I've tried but most of the time it's either just buying it from an Airport for pickup later or a site that has other imported tobacco
But I've seen too many White Boys posted up on "The Gram" with fancy as hell looking chinese darts and I fuckin need em dawg
find a chinese website that ships internationally
id say maybe use a vpn and switch to china or a south east asian country and just look around
Probably tax
In australia the tax on cigerettes makes up about 70% of the price of the pack
Literally nothing besides design as far as I am concerned
They look far cooler
Imagine Joe Camel on roids level of cool
What did you do to Gorgeous Apartmentmeteor
?
Yes u 
do yall know when steam back up ?
you're not even level 5 man
xxx_leha2424_xxx is rank #4,926 at level 4 with 827 experience. (73 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 79%
HUAGH
extremely unstable chemical
when the tiger threshers say hi where the lithium is stored
And what?
At least get to fireball level please.
haha classic
And im dame sure - clown still survives that.
Assistance gets an extra +10% bullet resistance when they put on the makeup and obtain the horn.
The honkmother is pleased
I saw the video, where the crew forgot their clown at the shipwreck.
And what do you think? He disassembled half of the ship, reassemble and repair the other, nearly dies several times because of local fauna, and then gets back on the submarine
Rewatched this video yesterday, this surviving season was dame good.
is there a limit to zombies of a region? or they spawn infinitely
-w-
My god
its not that bad
Seems like my suffering is never ending.
i think i should play papers please
yeah i got vet in less than a year
me too bro lmao
u can easily get rank 10
i have it on mobile and desktop so its almost like runescape grinding sometimes 😭
insane lmao
Fastest plungie to vet in the west
I already done like half of the endings and got all of the tokens
sick dude
shawn of the dead
i played it a few years ago but
mobile apps are so bad most of the time
gud moobie
🤔 interested in playing again
papers please looks fun
it is
girl whatever
So long as you enjoy claustrophobia
Papers please is the precursor to all those anomaly games
looks spacious to me
i like how its got multiple endings
pluh
love those
those games suuuuck
crazy
i think i only played it once lol
Kill gurt
i wonder if that No im not human game is good
anomaly games are slop
alrdy done
im sorry
so many youtubers play it but i dont know if its actually good
That's not my Neighbor is a new Papers Please
i may check that dog movie out
lmao
isnt that the mimic one
Judging by how it exploded in popularity on a real release
It started out as a smaller part of a project of multiple smaller games
fortnite treatment
huh 🤔
hate to see it
Steam is still down, can't link you
ah it has a browser version
no steam rises
today do be a tuesday
I actually found it pretty good
dam i didnt notice steam is down
it is tuesday here lol
same here
oh yeah?
it is steam's favorite activity
go to bed yall
but a tuesday
i'm not a human is good too
it looks cool from some of the videos i saw but i wonder how much of that is just complimentary editing
are you the one they call spiffo
no
honestly suprised it peaked your interest
yeah, I wasn't that great at it tho lol
it exudes slop game
some of the visitors are so good at hiding it.
fair enough
how so?
whereas others just don't give a fuck about disguising it
it's more like Quarantine Zone
sounds interesting
seems like its a simple mechanic but the story and setting is interesting
disposable
I actually dig the art style.
same
everybody looking a bit off.
one must grab the cat
goofy ahh ppl
bro, cat best character
tall dude 2nd best
it looks like a game version of an hg wells book lmao
or a harlan ellison short story
husk in the other room with the assistant
me with the humble welding tool:
ngl, people call so many indie hits slop just because they're popular
yeah i fuck with that actually
bruh u dont have to justify it, say you don't like it.
if it quacks like a duck....
just look at iron lung
not everything that is popular is slop but slop is everything popular
that was stupid
tru
you alone?
are you
we are all alone
was about to say that
🐺
everything is going to shit and we are all alone
belzeebub
I remember going to do a check on a guy in it and he just casually goes "oh btw, I ripped off all my fingernails"
anyway cat gif
why
do you think you're better off alone
mental illness
with some of the people in my house in it, fuck yes
do you enjoy hurting other people
pft
the worst guy was probably that one who was a gravedigger and some of his teeth were gold teeth he'd stolen from corpses
hey man thats recycling
well hes very good at foraging
this damn economy
gone before his time
dude looks like every slavic nephew
every younger guy on the corner with adidas and sunflower seeds
but ye I found the game good, just don't have super high expectations tho
ye the premise is dope
i think it would probably be a great short story
killer cock
but im sure there already are multifarious short stories that are similar
dick the cock
the idea is there for sure
thats what i call mine
awokening 
back to eep with you
do you have aids?
bro what the fuck
uh

okay goodnight
time to make money
rood
PERHAPS
gold has been too crazy past few weeks so not that
ask the gay man if he has aids
very rood

yea yea
no manners 
isnt that a question that usually comes from the doctor
i imply 12 cowboys at the ram ranch
or gonorrhea
i was watching something about aids
disintery
is gonorrhea the cousin of diarrhea
you dont even "get" aids
aids must pick you
its a condition characterized by certain requirements met if you are HIV positive

and you dont only spread it sexually
i can give you aids instantly if you cashapp me one cent
even then theres nuance because theres a cell limit wherein one is considered not contagious at all
soreding?
its been a long day
ah real
i dont really wanna talk about that lol
okay goodnight
what the fuck
me neither lmao
its a terrible thing
you weren't even here 🥀
zo what does your tag say
go to bed kiddo
chikawa fan club
uhhh
omg its
bros lost in the sauce
chiikawa
idek what the fuck that is
u got gmod right
feeling the 2am insanity kicking in
anyonw who hasnt watched chiikawa has got to do it
what is it about zo
is about chiikawa and frens
3 little shits
unemployed activities
no shocking stuff ur keeping from me
goodmorning chat
Good news chat
ghoti is mean to me, they think i have fleas
guten morgen?
One of our colleagues got our office kitchen a single toastie maker
Live laugh love? How about DIE DREAD and DHATRED
i will see what it is about
I would never be a chiikawa
is it on youtube
DREAD DEATH AND DYSENTERY
did i really lose my entire morning
echo must grind euro truck
You always forget 
zo dont you have a watch
Nah we got a system where so long as you get something every now and then, most stuff in the office fridge is communal
So like I brought in some bread yesterday and today a colleague brought in some ham and there was cheese there
im taking the entire fridge and moving it around every hour
ill send u the link with all the subbed episodes
I JUST WOEK UP!!!
had a dream earlier but i forgor

So like
youll eventually find it
Ham cheese toastie time
one time i tried making a burrito
True heros meal
i ended up making the fucking CUBE OF MEXICAN CUISINE.
i seriously need to eep
it was perfectly square
goodnight for realsies chat
We've got an office supply of Mi goreng that you can dip into if you need so long as you replace it at your soonest convenience
What
chekc ur dms 
Instant Noodles
this corner of the fridge is mine by force of will (me screeching)
Oh right
this wasnt available when i bought my chiikawa
Aww 
They should send chiikawa to the west
this is how the west falls
puntable things
spanking a giant pancake
echo watch chiikawa

I'll add it to my list
chikawa looks bad
ill send u the fan subs
another slop show with pastel visuals for people to escape into
why doesn't chiikawa speak American
Chiikawa would look good if it was old media from 1960 only available on torrenting services and known by 3 people
bloodline ends with me buddy
smh
exactly
exactly bro
What
shinchan, doraemon, chibi maruko chan

anime voices annoy me
im happy judging from here
fair but dont diss chiikawa 
why do you talk so exaggerated
i will
I'll probably watch a few eps

depends on the anime you watch
my sister watches demon slayer
god the voices are some sort of torture method to my ears
u keep mentioning that u watched the movie dubbed
yeah
Demon slayer
i dislike demon slayer but for other reasons
🤔 mostly plot
Demon slayer fights are 90% monologue
I just dont like high pitched voices
fair dude
watch golden kamuy
High pitched voices are the bane of anime
I will
I will invade poland
why are youtube thumbnails so ass
Okay thats a teensy bit familiar
What is chiikawa even about
I wont further elaborate
So is youtube
How does that affect the salmon breeding season
real

Damn just like my ancestors
golden kamuy is great
Wow
im using invidious now
agree
so peak
Ja
I slept on it for so long lmao
bro looks evil
Blud got rejected at art school
Krass
i appreciate you recommending it to me man
im liking it a lot
What do the goobers do zeerol
I remember this anime where people are looking for this ww2 german artifact
the work they have fun they eat
they cri
I gotta ask my dad about that, he showed me it


chiikawa has cops
Hey Zee, I had an awful idea the other day
so I can see why stink doesnt like it
Early 2000s anime seems to be my preferred era
Salute when u see me
Buying a CS knife?
casually threw up twice
HUD mod for deadlock that replaces all the portraits with corpo chibis
what is it
Will do
OOO
I already got two
🫡
u will be given a lamb for following orders.
starving after my hibernation
sell them to gamble more
Fuck you mean? Both of 'em turned profit
Not gonna sell though, they look pretty
🐑
Oh god you're not considering that are you?
hibernation is too polite, unmuted more reasonable
Chat I forgot to mention my itty bitty town has a cuban restaurant opening
finally
Cubans.
Its got some really cool murals
some real fucking food
show
The polish firdt
Nah gimme a fuckin burger 🗣️ 🔥
Cant rn
later
if i remember
found plain bread
First the femboys then the sandwhiches
What the fuck are you talking about
mole person
Pastry

I will do such things ro the british
First my ex boyfriend death
Next the queens homunculus death
u will do no such things to femboys
scavs ppl
what the fuck do you have me watching zo
You are a good soldier
true
Continue the propaganda
We all hatin on British food for shits n giggles
the only tv show chat should be watching is utopia
meant to reply to this lol
British food will make u giggle shit u pants
💔
Fish n chippy is aight tho
It's very popular here in the northern parts
peak
your mom

British food will make you projectile vomit and at the same time have violent diarrhea
When we conquer poland the british and cubans next will be japan
fish bren
i know bro choked but i cant prove it
@psychosis2go
Aww :(
I've just discovered the worst people on the planet
(it's not him, it's a different person DW)
🍗
They showed up to buy a pass at 16:55
buy a punching bag
Appetite for destruction 🗣️
LITERALLY SECONDS AFTER I PRINTED THE EFTPOS RECONCILIATIONS BUT BEFORE CLOSING THE TILL
BASTARD PEOPLE
U are shaped like one
That happens to me alot
I'm afraid I punch back
what about spawn
Will this affect the Ethiopian economy?
ayo
I will remove ur hands
the 90s show?
duel
Once that cuban restaurant opens I wonder what I could order there
Literally him
spawn is peak
spawn deez in ur mouth
Get rid of this
Please
I dont like this it feels wrong
Insane
only balls i dont fw are the ones in misery
Balls
those ones were so annoying
I refuse
I can feel colors
Those balls beat you instead of the other way around
hmmm what to today
Day trade
bandits also got aimbot fr was it u or clown that got gunned down
Just to highlight how bad my idea was before
fr tho
fear
i dont wanna lose my 18clams

Is the Lock Dead in DeadLock
perhaps i will draw
this is suddenly getting a bit sus
artstyle
It's dying, that much we know
my eyes
I may not watch chiikawa
waow zamn i shouldve sold gold earlier
The ward on Oathkeeper is struggling
krilling u
Atleast with the artstyle you can stop looking at it
I had to listen to demon slayer voices for hours
then whats the point of watching
Why would you watch something you dont like
I'm tired
the thing is, theres a difference between "i dont like" and "its bad"
Valid Point
I didn't like mr inbetween but i enjoyed watching it
I will take this into account
both of those are subjective too
First time I've had that with a show
haha, it looks interesting mate
i downloaded the first season
might watch this weekend
It's a great show don't get me wrong
oh yeah nah i get it dw
I like me a good Pho
A big bowl of warm soup always hits home pretty good to me
Im hungry
watch batman caped crusador dude
batman was my favorite superhero
ambiguity
batman fucking sucks
he does but so do i
ok
mm fish 
i was already 15 mins late but my uber driver decided to make that 45 mins

idk he went off on a route ive never had any other driver take me on
cancel the ride bruh
oh
At least they cant charge more based on time
bro took u for a spin
the universe is out to get me
the worst i get delayed recently is when theres a lot of suburb traffic
I wanna show u all my newest skate line
no ones gonna watch that marshmellow cat bro
Meowmeow
ur the traffic tupid
all they do is eat sleep and work? what is this? escapism fantasy to pretend like you live a normal life and arent in a dystopian hellhole?
Zorzor should watch a good show like dark
pretending like you have friends and arent lonely
i already watched dark

never really enjoyed dark
Ozark
why are you calling me out
i think its alright
dude theres this sci fi show i forget the name
Lost in space is also good
its about this group that gets stuck in a town where every night theyre attacked by creature
cinema
the expanse
i remember
its "from"
if you get hit by a bus and stuck in hospital
watch chiikawa
my boyfriend always jokes that the only way to get through backlog is if we were injured and forced to watch it/read it with no way to get more
too much work and too many new things releasing all the time
I don't watch tv all that frequently anyways, or at least recently











