#general_chat

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stone meadow
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I mostly play around 5 with my friend

twin bear
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hogwarts

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we are abt to play misery u down

stone meadow
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Misery?

onyx igloo
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imagine going to a school named after a hogs skin condition

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🥀

burnt kite
rain mango
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yea totally, but I noticed when I hop on helldiver difficulty people are excellent teammates, pretty nice really

twin bear
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bet ill host scav for name scav for pass

stone meadow
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Only misery i know is stalker

burnt kite
twin bear
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bro played gamma on master

burnt kite
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you loot and every now and then you get an emission that randomizes the loot and map

rain mango
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oh that sounds fun

stone meadow
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Thats how we do it here too

twin bear
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i wanna try helldivers is it on poorpass

stone meadow
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I notice its easier with games that have the coop option

rain mango
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totally the classic is rock and stone, that community is rock solid

stone meadow
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Got the ODST warbond immediately

burnt kite
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if you mean xbox gaypass

stone meadow
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pc pass is still the same price

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but ultimate is indeed skyrocketing

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Xbox loves to shoot themselves in the foot

burnt kite
stone meadow
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But people find a way

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As a moderator I have seen it all

burnt kite
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we're poor! we're poor!

stone meadow
twin bear
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gasp

stone meadow
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I need a goal even if its overall an open world

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Thats why CoP is my favourite OG game

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I blame my ADD

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All I did in my custom CoC modpack was kill the mercenaries at their base, loot them, walk to zaton and quit the game

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762x54r SNB works really well against any head it turns out, exo included

heavy ivy
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this
and, you get to face enemies who are weaker than you but in greater numbers, nobody wants to play as the horde in the horde shooter
games where each player must be perfectly balanced against another player arent fun for me because i just cant react that well

vital marten
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My skin is hating me for using that thinner today :)

heavy ivy
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i enjoy watching counter strike and seeing the tactics but its not something id ever wanna play at a serious competitive level

vital marten
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It used to be fun

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Now it’s just a headache

heavy ivy
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i want to kill bugs in DRG or blow up robots in helldivers or become a one machine army in ultrakill

vital marten
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I’ve had a fun time kicking ass in DL The Beast

stone meadow
vital marten
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Can’t share clips though because tiddy zombie

stone meadow
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And I cant realistically get the high tier samples without getting into a team

heavy ivy
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ooh have you been having fun in the beast? ive been thinking abt getting it, but gonna wait for sale bc 60$ is a bit much for me

twin bear
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🤣

heavy ivy
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and yeah like even though the game enourages you to play with others theres a good amount of time where i just want to be alone

stone meadow
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Fr im locked out of high tier unless i go for the high difficulty randoms

vital marten
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Though, you get to feel like a badass at times

heavy ivy
stone meadow
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Anyone try the latest dead island?

fathom igloo
vital marten
fathom igloo
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What do you want to know

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Do I recommend? Not if you don’t like clowns iykyk 🥳🫣🤣

stone meadow
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Just your opinions

heavy ivy
stone meadow
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i thought it was aight

twin bear
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that is a good name

twin bear
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i love dl1

vital marten
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Beast mode is badass

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Fuck that guy and how many times he killed me in the first game SMASH SMASH SMASH

fathom igloo
stone meadow
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Where were the clowns even

arctic shore
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@velvet pebble this for 300$

fathom igloo
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A clown

arctic shore
heavy ivy
vital marten
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Does it run

fathom igloo
vital marten
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If it runs then whoop a steal

stone meadow
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Was that in the newest dead island?

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I didnt finish it to be fair

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But i dont remember a clown specific level

fathom igloo
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The pier

stone meadow
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Hmmm

neat moat
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Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

stone meadow
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Did it have the cali beach

vital marten
stone meadow
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And the rich mansions

rain mango
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Yo i got the strongest blade in skillsong

vital marten
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I like his “I’m done giving a shit” attitude

neat moat
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Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore

rain mango
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Im perfecting this game lel

neat moat
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Soldiers shoulders

fathom igloo
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Wait yes that was the newest it’s dead island 2, dead island 3 was just confirmed last month to be in production

rain mango
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Wait theres one more upgrade wtfff

vital marten
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I’ve never liked dead island, except riptide that was fun

stone meadow
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idk why i dont remember the clowns

vital marten
neon bramble
stone meadow
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dead island never had parkour

fathom igloo
vital marten
stone meadow
heavy ivy
stone meadow
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Or never got to it

neat moat
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dead island ❌
living continent ✅

stone meadow
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Last major story beat i remember was going through the military camp on the beach

fathom igloo
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Butcho was one of the hardest bosses because he was super fast and a jump scare

stone meadow
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After the first dead islands i found dead island 2 to be decent

stone meadow
vital marten
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@heavy ivy the photo mode is friggen awesome too thinkies

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Much needed in any game

heavy ivy
neat moat
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George

vital marten
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High textures have memory leak

neat moat
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os

vital marten
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Otherwise ultra

neat moat
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George.os

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Gord

vital marten
fathom igloo
vital marten
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Rtx 3060 and i51400k or sum I don’t remember tbh

stone meadow
fathom igloo
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Freaked me tf out lol

vital marten
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@hexed crown I have to ask, would the titty zombie get me banned

stone meadow
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Reminds me of the dead carvival campaign from l4d2

fathom igloo
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Poor frog kid is like “wtf” 🤣

vital marten
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Who do I ask

stone meadow
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well

paper hull
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Me

vital marten
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Hey you

paper hull
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Hi

stone meadow
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at the very least, me i guess

rain mango
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Zombies have tits??

paper hull
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No

vital marten
rain mango
stone meadow
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anyway to answer your question, yes

paper hull
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It's powder by now

stone meadow
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it would carry consequences

naive flicker
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Oh boy

vital marten
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No clips of DL:TB boys

naive flicker
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You poor mf

rain mango
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Im gonna look up how the last blade upgrade is taken

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Im afraid

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It is by finding all fleas

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Hornet is a flea master

paper hull
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Call me when u running an athlon 2 kid....

vital marten
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It runs everything just fine

paper hull
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My PC is an actual relic

fathom igloo
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Steamdeck is the way of the future

stone meadow
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I remember when i got my first laptop, pirated near damn everything, then had a pernament popup ad on my desktop

rain mango
stone meadow
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I thought it was normal

fathom igloo
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Rog ally Xbox is $1k, someone give me a drink to spit out

rain mango
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Steamdeck is a switch ripoff

fathom igloo
paper hull
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I dead ass installed path of exile 2 on a HDD and I asked the dev hey why is this running so slow and he dead ass looked at me and said "did you really install my game on a 5200rpm drive"

stone meadow
paper hull
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And then I realized oh I'm fucking dated

fathom igloo
stone meadow
rain mango
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They both have buttons

stone meadow
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When I had my HDD

paper hull
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Bro why are we so fucking stupid

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I'm so stubborn sometimes

stone meadow
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I always loaded in last

paper hull
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I really like running my shit until it literally dies

fathom igloo
stone meadow
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Now i have 6TBs of various SSD storage

paper hull
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Had a GTX 770 I ran for a literal decade until it artifacted

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I get my moneys worth

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At any cost

rain mango
naive flicker
stone meadow
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no game on my pc will suffer sub 1000mb/s read/write speed

fathom igloo
paper hull
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I still haven't hopped on this m2 drive or whatever shit

stone meadow
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i have

paper hull
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Computers moving too fast for my old ass

stone meadow
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its worth

paper hull
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It's getting hard to keep up ngl

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Gimme another 5 years I'll upgrade maybe

naive flicker
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Hell i only got into it somewhat recently

paper hull
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I'm kind of not into gaming as much anymore

stone meadow
stone meadow
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2tb nvme/m.2 ssds for £100

paper hull
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That's not bad

fathom igloo
stone meadow
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tb+ read speeds

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minimum

paper hull
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I'll defo get a nvme next build

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Sticking amd tho

stone meadow
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these days im sometimes limited by my drive rather than internet

paper hull
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Cba with Intel CPU loads for power draw

vital marten
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@stone meadow I checked in DL:TB discord and there is a “streamer mode” setting that hides the zombie groins and tits so there’s that steamhappy

stone meadow
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i thought id never see the day

paper hull
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My apartment electric is sketchy as fuck

vital marten
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We get clips after all

rain mango
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Its about drive its about power

stone meadow
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Ryzen 7 5800x3d + RX 7900XT

paper hull
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I was hardcore Intel for a while cuz amd fucked me over in the fx era

naive flicker
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I never had Intel CPUs but from what I've seen, AMD is superior

paper hull
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Christ remember the fx4000

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And fx8000

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What a piece of shit

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Worst cpus ever

naive flicker
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7 7800x3d + 7700 XT

naive flicker
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Worth the money ❤️‍🩹

stone meadow
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my current gpu hasnt left me impressed

paper hull
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I forgave amd after ryzen though

stone meadow
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Never had trouble with the ryzen line

vital marten
stone meadow
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But my 7900xt has been troublesome

paper hull
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Yeah that's the amd dilemma

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When it works it really works

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Whye it hiccups it's forever

stone meadow
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Had some VR issues and some baseline driver windows issues

stone meadow
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My Desktop background has been black for months because AMD drivers fucked it up many updates ago and never fixed it

paper hull
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Amd cpus be like: here let me develop a boot issue for one specific USB port and you can't diagnose it for years because the symptoms are so fucking arbitrary

naive flicker
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I sometimes get a few off pixels on browsers but other than that i don't have any issues that could be caused by my GPU

thin wedge
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its an amd doe

paper hull
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It's just the dumbest shit

paper hull
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Amd like a real nice vintage car that runs great but the second you miss a gear its the worst shit ever

stone meadow
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I switched from my 3070ti cause NVIDIA was so stingy on the vram I cant even utilise my full hardware power

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8GB on a 3070ti?

naive flicker
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Man i had quite an odd start

stone meadow
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I ran out of vram before my gpu even struggled

naive flicker
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With my OS and my drivers

rain mango
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@stone meadow can u ask devs when we will have extra maps dlc

thin wedge
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but funny nvidia man said you don't need vram

naive flicker
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But thankfully that's fixed now

vital marten
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My spiffo background must remain displayed

paper hull
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I'm still on 4gb vram or some bs

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Like I said I'm dated

stone meadow
naive flicker
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Bro I still have the standard Windows desktop wallpaper because i have no fuckin idea what I should put as my background

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Been like a month since i built this PC

stone meadow
paper hull
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I literally play zero modern games so I've had no reason to upgrade

naive flicker
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Fair

stone meadow
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my 7900 has 20gbs

naive flicker
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I play cyberpunk so it's quite important, and if i have to play on low settings then I don't wanna play the game at all

stone meadow
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Idk why nvidia is so stingy

naive flicker
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I think beautiful graphics are quite important in some games

stone meadow
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cyberpunk is mad optimized

naive flicker
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Real

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It still ran pretty well on my 1650 super

stone meadow
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Ive always been a fan even since the day 1 patch

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I played it on a regular 1650

paper hull
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Wife loves cyberpunk so much

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She says I am her Evelyn from cyberpunk and idk what this means

stone meadow
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I could play it on med-high 1080p at a stable 60

thin wedge
stone meadow
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My cpu was shit too

naive flicker
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I had a 5 5600G

stone meadow
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I had a ryzen 3 2300x

naive flicker
stone meadow
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Cyberpunk ran great

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The only issue i had was when i ran it on a hdd

stone meadow
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The moment i moved it to ssd it was p much flawless on my shitbox of a system

naive flicker
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Hmm

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Odd

stone meadow
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i put in like 600 hours minimum into 1.04

naive flicker
naive flicker
stone meadow
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Im lowballing it too

paper hull
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I had to use Debian at my previous work place for Industrial grade printing

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It was so shit

stone meadow
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P sure its closer to a thousand

naive flicker
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Printers never work like they're supposed to

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That's basically my experience with printers

stone meadow
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printers are a scam

paper hull
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It's a service they sell you not a printer

stone meadow
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"Cannot print a black and white document because youre out of yellow"

naive flicker
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Real

heavy ivy
rain mango
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all linux users are femboys

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literally all of them

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none of you can fucking prove me wrong

naive flicker
rain mango
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maybe truthnuke

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possible truthnuke

burnt kite
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rich shit

naive flicker
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but youre also not wrong

rain mango
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potential nuke of truth

rain mango
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BWAHAHA

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that made me squeak like a penguin

karmic jetty
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thats no penguin

rain mango
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whatever laugh sounds loud and arrogant

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thats my laugh

heavy ivy
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archlinux btw

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im so sorRY i had to- fucking dies

rain mango
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GAAAYYY\

heavy ivy
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oh you know it 💅

mellow birch
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well that’s an enby that’s sometimes fem

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sometimes boy

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close enough ;p

heavy ivy
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femenbyboy

rich lodge
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Someone described project zomboid as

The Sims if From software made it.

Is this accurate

karmic jetty
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no

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not enuf swamp levels for it to be made by fromsoft

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tupid

neon bramble
rich lodge
rich lodge
heavy ivy
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no poison swamps in zomboid
is there de_dust2 tho

thin wedge
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@loud pumice is extremely xenophobic

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he hates shangelis

lost fiber
thin wedge
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they killed his waifu kat

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destory reach

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and killed him over and over in legendary

neon bramble
thin wedge
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we used to kill people like those

neon bramble
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never liked the UNSC too much outside of their navy

thin wedge
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with energy swords

thin wedge
neon bramble
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I am a sucker for the honordumb

twin bear
heavy ivy
neon bramble
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idek about the lore too much I just think the UNSC outside of their ships and the ODST is a lil boring

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and I'm a huge fan of bringing swords to gun fights

heavy ivy
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i'm not the biggest fan of covenant weapon design (tho the energy sword is fucking iconic and a beautiful exception)

neon bramble
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my favorite sci fi trope is going out of your way to make swords a good weapon again

heavy ivy
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the sangheili are just interesting in most if not all their aspects

neon bramble
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normally I would be down for what the UNSC has going on but it's just not clicking for me

onyx igloo
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mister chef

heavy ivy
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they are a very generic faction held up by excellent individual characters

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ONI isnt better, generic space CIA FBI baby blender

burnt kite
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damn Daniel

paper hull
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goodness jimmy

white obsidian
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I kill people with hammers

heavy ivy
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i kill hammers with people

white obsidian
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Strong people

paper hull
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i dont hurt people

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i simply make them hurt themselves

neat moat
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Once cannot push the first domino and claim they had no part in the outcome

karmic jetty
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let he who is without sin push the first domino

paper hull
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yes i can

novel fern
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but what about the people at the domino factory?

paper hull
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its a domino effect

karmic jetty
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do ppl at the domino factory test their dominos

neat moat
novel fern
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quality control

paper hull
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boss we have a late shift again

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were gonna have to order dominoes while we sort these dominoes at the domino factory

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is that okay boss domino?

novel fern
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boss we got 50 bad dominoes

neat moat
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at least they arent dragons

paper hull
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lets make an MTV show

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uhhh idk

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big green and pregnant there we go

neat moat
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shrek

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mpreg shrek boom done

karmic jetty
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dont spoil shrek 4 sharkbait

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5

neat moat
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it came to me in a vision

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after I drank the antifreeze

karmic jetty
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drink more

paper hull
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we are drink

karmic jetty
paper hull
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bath water

neat moat
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No this is gender liquid water

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this is what happens when genderfluid people sleep

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I drink em

bronze moat
neat moat
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is that.. real?

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has to be

lost fiber
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The internet wouldn't lie to me.

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....Right?

lost fiber
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Naaaaaaaah. Believe everything you see on the web.

lost fiber
thin wedge
stone meadow
neat moat
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darn 😔

stone meadow
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how about no preg

neat moat
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is it not allowed?

stone meadow
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Idk just dont like it

neat moat
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ah

stone meadow
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Thats why im not removing it

neat moat
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lmaoo

karmic jetty
lost fiber
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I can respect the possibility of banning AI videos.

stone meadow
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I have to be exceedingly patient on user content before i can remove it as I have to justify it now

lost fiber
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More problematic than they're worth.

bronze moat
cedar bolt
stone meadow
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Which is also why Ive never done anything to anyone Ive argued with (unless they turn to slurs which they do quite often). With great power comes great response abilities as uncle ben said

onyx igloo
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still thinking this is my best editing skills yet

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best use for it

bronze moat
neat moat
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wtf???

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thats ai?!?!

cedar bolt
bronze moat
rain mango
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with great power comes great big booty bitches

onyx igloo
neat moat
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inka we should play barotrauma

stone meadow
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🫡

bronze moat
onyx igloo
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ill play barotrauma aswell

stone meadow
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Its such an obvious covid movie

bronze moat
onyx igloo
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i got like 10 mods for barotrauma, at most

bronze moat
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I have a lot of power apparently….

stone meadow
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And its so bad its almost as good bad as the room. Almost

bronze moat
stone meadow
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It still lies more on the side of bad bad

karmic jetty
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its not even close to the room

stone meadow
karmic jetty
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horrendous actually

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using real tragedies makes it straight up dogsht

bronze moat
stone meadow
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Why would a technological sector of the goverment own a usb

onyx igloo
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maybe they like them as a snack

stone meadow
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Hell when i worked govt and i wasnt IT specific i and my team had 64gb usbs

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Worst comes to worst your phone works as a usb

bronze moat
karmic jetty
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so eepy

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thank glob i dont drive

stone meadow
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Cope

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And sneeze

karmic jetty
stone meadow
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Bless you

bronze moat
karmic jetty
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i dont do meds

stone meadow
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My meds are stims so id just be awake instead

karmic jetty
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i live raw

bronze moat
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SUPER BONK IS AN EPIC GAME!!!

stone meadow
onyx igloo
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now my barotrauma modpack adds more roles, and more hellish beings to die to!

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i think thats pretty cool then

lost fiber
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A bus is just a shared public limousine.

karmic jetty
onyx igloo
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have you seen the seats

stone meadow
lost fiber
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Only dirty because it's actually used.

stone meadow
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Ready to live laugh raw

karmic jetty
stone meadow
onyx igloo
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or stand

stone meadow
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as long as you dont lick the seats youre fine

onyx igloo
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my discord keeps glitching out

bronze moat
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HOW LONG CAN YOU SURVIVE?

Megabonk is a roguelike survival game where you must fight your way through hordes of enemies and bosses in randomly generated maps. Grab loot on the way, level up your character, upgrade your weapons and survive for as long as you can! How far can you make it?…

Price

$9.99

Recommendations

19775

▶ Play video
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So fun!

lost fiber
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Khakis are all the rage today.

stone meadow
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This is the dark souls of megabonk

tender igloo
onyx igloo
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dude my modpack adds a aquatic animal thats using a whole SUBMARINE AS ITS ARMOR

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holy POOP-OLI

stone meadow
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erm, khakis are a colour

karmic jetty
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vedinad is danidev backwards

lost fiber
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So are jeans. People just always gravitate towards the skinny variety. Which aren't comfy.

novel fern
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i have to get khakis for my new job but i don’t want to spend money on them

stone meadow
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not a clothes type

bronze moat
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dude! 50,000+ players playing megabonk

tender igloo
stone meadow
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get it right next time idiot

tender igloo
bronze moat
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Is legit too. bout to be a skateboarding skeleton named Calcium, armed with pistolas and banannas

stone meadow
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i dont own non cargos

karmic jetty
tender igloo
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theres so much spaces for stuff with cargos !

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so many snax

stone meadow
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anything that isnt cargos is clothes that i owned when i was 16

stone meadow
lost fiber
stone meadow
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I got holster pockets

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I got so many pockets

tender igloo
stone meadow
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Theyre blue collar ones

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gimme a sec

tender igloo
tender igloo
lost fiber
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So used jeans?

tender igloo
lost fiber
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I mean, if they're high quality. They should last for a very long time.

tender igloo
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i think they might be mixed fiber

stone meadow
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like this

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pockets on pockets

twin bear
tender igloo
stone meadow
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I have most of my pockets filled

twin bear
stone meadow
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Pens, a pencil, zipties, a stanley knife, a screwdriver, a sharpie, a highlighter

tender igloo
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i had snacks in mine last time and forgot and when got home i was like oo a snack

stone meadow
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a headlamp

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And my cards and passport

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and my phone

tender igloo
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crustport*

stone meadow
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and earbud case

lost fiber
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Cargo pants are for those who wanna come prepared but are feared at the airline.

stone meadow
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My fashion cargos have less pockets

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Still plenty tho

stone meadow
twin bear
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think about it you got more inventory slots than most of the noobs

stone meadow
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oh i also have a stack of post its just remembered

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and safety goggles

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and safety gloves

tender igloo
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everything but the kitchen sink

stone meadow
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damn i have a massive inventory

lost fiber
stone meadow
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turns out pistol magazines fit perfectly into holster side pockets

twin bear
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strange

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secretly designed some combat pants

stone meadow
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Rn i have a ball bearing i thought i lost 3 months ago

twin bear
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passive loot lmao

stone meadow
lost fiber
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Cargo pants is the secret weapons of a kleptomaniac.

stone meadow
onyx igloo
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yo chat does anyone know why my barotrauma crashes when i try to open the mod list

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has anyone had this problem

stone meadow
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Your mods borked

thin wedge
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that means it working

onyx igloo
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how do i unbork em

lost fiber
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Not enough mods. The game is disappointed in you.

onyx igloo
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i am new to ze game

lost fiber
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Keep downloading more mods until it works.

twin bear
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one day you will craft that rocket to escape frog

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i just know it

stone meadow
#

like, irl?

naive flicker
stone meadow
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what if im content with my life

twin bear
#

id rather stay on that planet

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the mc in subnautica is in so much debt if he escapes

stone meadow
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Are you sure what youre doing is worth it?

stiff geyser
#

Subnautica isn't good as an endless game

twin bear
#

yeah i wish it had more replayability

heavy ivy
stone meadow
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Tbh my thalassophobia kicked in when i tried playing it

fathom igloo
stone meadow
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I love swimming but i hate the ocean/sea creatures

stiff geyser
fathom igloo
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Idk the rest of the words

stone meadow
#

Kyrgystan has a giant lake that i love, which has crystal clear beaches with no creepy crawlies

stiff geyser
#

Going into the lost river and the lava zone for the first time was amazing, but on a second game just

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Boring

stone meadow
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Thats the only non swimming pool place im fine to swim in

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or just lakes in general with no sealife presence

twin bear
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i love swimming just not when the water is contaminated

stone meadow
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Ive been to a few seas and it always creeped me out

onyx igloo
#

heights get me really bad

stone meadow
#

If i cant see the bottom I hate it

fathom igloo
#

My FIL once told me he thinks crabs and lobsters are the spiders of the sea.

stone meadow
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I imagine stepping on like a crab or a sea urchin

onyx igloo
#

my character in barotrauma saw a godlike entity right infront of his eyes and kept welding the hull of the ship

stone meadow
fathom igloo
stone meadow
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im fine with eating them

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i just dont wanna encounter them

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especially crabs

fathom igloo
stone meadow
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theyre spiders in armour essentially

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that you have trouble seeing

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wow, that is even worse than i thought

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I never put it into those words

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Why did i do that

twin bear
#

i find the open water peaceful for the same reason ppl dont like it

stone meadow
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My only issue with seas is the mud

twin bear
#

i just rly like wide open spaces

stone meadow
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if i could see clearly through the water im good

stiff geyser
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Skill issue

stone meadow
#

Ok

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Anyway

twin bear
#

fish just appearing out of nowhere

stone meadow
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Every sea side ive been to has had its beach water muddied up

stiff geyser
#

I just find hilarious that the killer whales don't mess with us

stone meadow
#

i just dont like not knowing what is there

twin bear
#

typical human behavior tbh

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bro i wish finding duos for pve wasnt so difficult lmao

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everyone either plays spt or pvp tbh

stiff geyser
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According to researchers, killer whales have some form of culture and communication, so I love the idea of them telling their kids, generation after generation, to not mess with the hairless apes cause long ago they saw boats hunting whales like nothing

stiff geyser
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"They don't mess with us anymore but they could obliterate us if they wanted so don't ever attack one"

twin bear
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before time had a name ahh whale widsom

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grandpa was there during the great whale purge

stiff geyser
stone meadow
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yeah i dont want none of that

stiff geyser
#

It was funny cause first i felt something soft passing next to my leg

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Then pain

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:D

stone meadow
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Once I got stung by a wasp like 100ms off the shore going 40mph on a jetski with a life vest and my little brother sitting in front of me

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I wasnt even stung

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I ran into the wasp

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it dug itself into me at 40mph

stiff geyser
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Lmao

stone meadow
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Somehow hit my barely exposed bit of my chest

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the universe was out to get me that day for sure

stiff geyser
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Could be worse

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Like what happened to me

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I was born in south america unhappy

stone meadow
#

i mean at least it makes some sense for you

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Why the fuck was there a wasp 100 meters off the shore

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How did I run into the only wasp around that was just chilling 100m off the shore

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how did it manage to miss my little brother and my vest

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And how did i hit it at such a right angle that it embedded itself in me

rich lodge
#

I've been chased by zombies for the past hour any tips?

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My fingers hurt lol

stone meadow
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try to lose em

stiff geyser
rich lodge
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I'm trying but more keep appearing

stone meadow
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You need to break line of sight, twice

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So turn a corner and turn it again

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Or walk through a house

rich lodge
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I think I'm in the zomboid version of the fat lands

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I haven't seen a house in ages

stiff geyser
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Where tf are you?

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If you haven't seen a house in ages, you must be near a forest

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Use the trees to break line of sight

rough ibex
#

anybody good enough at physics to help me study for my ap test tmr?

rich lodge
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I found a building

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A church

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But it was weird the neighborhood had house like features like pathways and wooden tiled floors but no actual houses

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The church is the only building I found for miles

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Where do I send picture

stiff geyser
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Hmm... I don't remember any place like that on the map

rich lodge
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There were mailboxes everywhere too

stiff geyser
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PZ geoguesser

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I have no clue and I've spent several hours staring at the map

rich lodge
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I wanna risk going outside to send pictures of the area but I literally am about to starve I think

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And this game doesn't have a save system

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Also the minimap stopped rendering shit for some reason

tiny pecan
#

When

rich lodge
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After I got past some barbed wire

stiff geyser
#

Just a good description

rich lodge
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The fucking zombies found me again somehow

stiff geyser
#

What do you mean by no houses spawning????

vital marten
#

Getting gold bullion is such a high I want more AngeryFren

twin bear
#

like real gold?

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heck yeah

vital marten
#

Fill a treasure chest with dabloons

vital marten
twin bear
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i like silver and gold

rich lodge
stiff geyser
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You sure that ain't some form of weird glitch?

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WAIT

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ARE YOU PLAYING B41 OR B42?

vital marten
rich lodge
stiff geyser
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Bruh

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You are in Brandenburg ded

vital marten
rich lodge
twin bear
#

turns out that quarter is 25 dollars not just 25 cents

stiff geyser
# rich lodge What's that

An unfinished town. It's complete in B42 but there's nothing but streets and a couple buildings in B41. You aren't supposed to be there

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Is this where you are?

tender igloo
rich lodge
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Like dead on

stiff geyser
vital marten
icy vigil
vital marten
#

Imagine a 5g round being used to buy a candy bar

stiff geyser
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Yeah, you aren't supposed to be on that part of the map. That's why its full of zombies too

rich lodge
twin bear
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cant go wrong

vital marten
#

Coins and metals, really can’t go wrong even with copper

icy vigil
#

Even chocolate coins?

stiff geyser
twin bear
#

at least rare coins junk silver prices are volatile

stiff geyser
#

To get there by car you have to take down a military fence with a sledgehammer and to get there walking... It's hours of nothing

rich lodge
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I was running from zombies on the high way

vital marten
tender igloo
#

sconces

vital marten
twin bear
#

sconce

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bekfas

rich lodge
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I was scared that if I stopped for even I second I'd get grabbed and bitten

stiff geyser
#

How tf did you get so far lmao

rich lodge
#

My walking speed outpaced the zombies and I used brief moments of sprinting to juke random zombies that showed up

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This is my first successful character

thin wedge
icy vigil
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Kill joe

stiff geyser
#

Yeah

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You are in brandenburg. Go back to Riverside lol

rich lodge
#

But that's probably gonna get me killed no?

stiff geyser
#

There's literally nothing in Brandenburg

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There's like three buildings to loot

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Thousands of zombies

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You can't even use foraging cause there's no foraging zones there

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There's no way to survive in Brandenburg

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You'll have better luck inside a random forest in the playable area

neat moat
# icy vigil

This is so offensive I cant belive youd send this

stiff geyser
# rich lodge What's foraging?

Search mode or something. You turn it on and your character starts "looking for stuff on the ground" (it actually just spawns random garbage)

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If you are in a forest, you can find food, rocks, branches

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In a town you can find all sorts of stuff

rich lodge
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That wouldn't been good to know hours ago

stiff geyser
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Not really

rich lodge
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The reason I went this far was to find buildings for food,

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Would've*

stiff geyser
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Using foraging only works in areas defined for it, and you are outside of the map, where there's no zones

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The game will tell you "there's nothing here" if you try to use foraging

tender igloo
polar kernel
#

just ordered a lightsaber lmao

rich lodge
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I've died 16 times in 2 ish hours of playtime

icy vigil
rich lodge
#

The death of Hans couch will be in your hands

oblique stream
neat moat
tender igloo
stone meadow
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And what the fuck is a random wasp doing flying over water in the middle of nowhere

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my odds of driving my jetski at 40mph into one were probably as good as winning the lottery

rich lodge
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There's fishing?

stone meadow
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yes

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wasp fishing

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when a wasp hangs around in the middle of a lake to hit a human

tender igloo
stiff geyser
#

The wasp died. You didn't

stone meadow
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skill issue

stiff geyser
#

You aren't the victim here

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smh

stone meadow
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I wasnt the agressor either

stiff geyser
#

Considering the speed of both of you

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You were

stone meadow
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I didnt sting the wasp

rich lodge
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Im recording my trek back to the playable area lol

stone meadow
#

We were going about the same speed relatively

onyx igloo
#

i got more mods

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it fixed it

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yay

stone meadow
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So no matter how you twist it the wasp was at fault

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:p

paper hull
#

swallow the bees

stone meadow
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I ate worms a few times as a result of biting into apples

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does that count

paper hull
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ooo thats rad

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worm worlddddd

stone meadow
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nothing worse than seeing half a worm in your bitten apple

paper hull
stone meadow
#

its a worm world and youre living in it

paper hull
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a world of worms

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i for one welcome our new masters

stone meadow
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Can you split in half and make a human from each half?

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Thought not

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Worms got it figured out

rich lodge
bronze moat
stone meadow
#

can wasps hit a windshield and not a me

rich lodge
#

Man my hand hurts from how heavy my system is

stone meadow
#

who up seeing how heavy they system is

rich lodge
#

It's 669 grams

stone meadow
#

thats not very heavy

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lock in

rich lodge
#

Also I injured this arm yesterday

onyx igloo
#

no one is responding to me asking to play barotrauma

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stinky

bronze moat
onyx igloo
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i even added a chef role to my mod pack

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someone could cook human limbs

rich lodge
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What if someone cut off and cooked an infected organ

onyx igloo
#

at best i'd like atleast 6 players on a submarine

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a whole crews worth would be hella fun

rich lodge
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Oh thought you were talking about zomboid lol

onyx igloo
#

oh

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i was talking of barotrauma

ivory grail
#

They all laugh at me

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They will pay for not giving me the treats that I want

storm jackal
#

Hi I'm new anyone wanna play :)?

thin wedge
twin bear
onyx igloo
#

then own it smh...

rich lodge
#

Hans couch has perished

indigo lava
storm jackal
tender igloo
indigo lava
#

NO

#

WHAT

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chapstick and chickpea...

tender igloo
indigo lava
#

YES

tender igloo
#

YES

indigo lava
#

the pz mascots

neat moat
storm jackal
rain mango
#

Hey is anyone having issues with loading their mp server on build 41 right now? I'm getting a normal termination type of notification, while I'm trying to start my server and I don't know why, I have good connection and I was playing just yesterday

tender igloo
rain mango
oblique stream
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Or just pushing it till it works

rain mango
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I restarted my computer but nothing changed

oblique stream
#

And whats your pc ram

rain mango
#

32 gb

oblique stream
#

Oh

rain mango
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But I don't get an option to go further than 16 GB

oblique stream
#

Did you try again after the termination drunk

rain mango
#

In the server

neat moat
#

please read

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smh

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plungies man

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we need literacy tests

oblique stream
#

Like it refuses to work for me first couple of times then everything suddenly works

oblique stream
polar kernel
oblique stream
#

Every veteran would fail

rain mango
#

It's a server I only play with one friend, it is heavily modded though

neat moat
oblique stream
neat moat
#

I never fail 😼

oblique stream
#

I know youeyeconOff

tender igloo
oblique stream
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You wouldn't pass write your name question

neat moat
#

Its gurty

oblique stream
#

Failed

rain mango
#

Oh hold on, seems like banging my head against the wall worked. I made it
Thanks guy! Thanks sharp golden, puppers and evil gurt. I just kept trying after every normal termination and it worked lmao

tender igloo
#

you can dm it to me if you want i can try and see if theres anything obvious

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STOP

#

lol

rain mango
#

Thank you, all of you the goats. Back to playing bye!

tender igloo
neat moat
#

puppers is a boomer shooter

neat moat
#

thank you

neat moat
#

the cat speaks truth

tender igloo
#

i shoot boomers?

polar kernel
#

@vague thicket twin where u go twin

twin bear
neat moat
polar kernel
#

probably true actually

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or shes dead

ivory grail
onyx igloo
#

remove his italian sausage aswell

neat moat
#

im not Italian

twin bear
#

sad jonkler

hushed mulch
#

Anyone play on a gaming laptop here? I have a few questions if you have the time Heart

tender igloo
#

i have one

hushed mulch
#

Which on do you have ? I was planning on getting one around 700-800 just for zomboid cuz I’ve wanted to play this game for years buh don’t have the money for a actual pc rn

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How good does it run? And I wanna play with a few mods on too

tender igloo
#

its falcon northwest

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before that i had origin pc which was good

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they both ran fine, the falcon northwest was purchased in like 2015 i think and still great

hushed mulch
#

When I search that it just brings up HP victus

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I’ve been told zomboid eats ram too so it will make it stutter

tender igloo
tender igloo
hushed mulch
#

Falcon northwest it brings up hp victus for me, and I dmd you a pic of two I was think of getting buh the top one was a lil out of my price range

tender igloo
#

thats the logo thingier

spice arrow
twin bear
#

hey bro some ppl are boywives

neat moat
#

boywife this
girlhusband that
how about you clean your fucking room huh?

stone token
#

Are we allowed to @ our streams here

twin bear
#

iirc no not rly

#

if im not mistaken this is what u want

spice arrow
tiny pecan
twin bear
#

if i was married id be a boywife

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but im an alpha wolf

neat moat
#

Born to arf arf >w<
Forced to ayo whats gud G

stone token
#

Ah fs I didn't see that channel I just started streaming today on tiktok

#

I'd love for some ppl to join n maybe play if yall want

tender igloo
twin bear
toxic relic
#

i think you should go outside and interact with people

neat moat
#

I am

#

theyre all on their phones

polar kernel
#

truecel status

harsh vault
neat moat
# harsh vault

the fleas will commemorate you by building a statue in your likeness

#

as thanks for your generous housing program

polar kernel
#

i love the constant and unending battle of which power tool brand is the best

neat moat
polar kernel
#

MILWAUKEE DONT DO THAT ‼️

harsh vault
neat moat
#

floof goes ferrel

#

we have to put her down

harsh vault
#

I HAVENT GONE FERAL

neat moat
#

look

harsh vault
#

im hungry ;w;

neat moat
#

shes foaming at the mouth

#

so sad

harsh vault
polar kernel
#

@thin wedge whats your favorite power tool brand

neat moat
#

p word!!!!

neat moat
#

youre not rok

harsh vault
neat moat
#

die

harsh vault
#

no u

polar kernel
#

chudwalt fans when their shitty drill gets 1 microgram of sawdust inside and combusts

polar kernel
#

MILWAUKEE DONT DO THAT!!!!

onyx igloo
#

Milwaukee do drain the damn wallet

#

Thats what it fuckin does I'll tell you what

harsh vault
#

THATS WHAT UP

thin wedge
#

its still pricey tho

harsh vault
#

they are negotiable

onyx igloo
#

i like whatever is in the budget

thin wedge
#

so all one off tools are friwght harbor knockoffs

toxic relic
#

black and decker for home and milwaukee for construction

thin wedge
#

just the main stuff is dewalt like drills or rep saw

onyx igloo
#

i aint no damn brand loyalist