he makes weapons
#general_chat
karmic jetty
my work is important and mysterious...
stone meadow
only about 30% of my time is spent making abything weapon related
lyric galleon
can bananas be fossilised
surreal mirage
I'd probably buy some off you, i keep rocks and gems in my room
karmic jetty
without me u wont go anywhere with that narcan
lyric galleon
behead bananas, roundhouse kick a banana
stone meadow
bet you got a phd in that
karmic jetty
i like the word narcan
lilac quarry
without me u wont go anywhere with that narcan
GOOD
karmic jetty
theyre not real here
paper hull
im the person that turns up to work when they uncover roman tile floors and i go "ok guys its either report this and dont get paid for a month or just throw it in the trash and pretend u didnt see it, the choice is urs"
cuz guess what if i make that choice im the one getting shit for it
lyric galleon
so youre a rock advisor
paper hull
im a dirt person i literally take soil and core samples for analysis
stone meadow
Honestly if i could teleport to work my life would be pretty ideal
lyric galleon
im guessing is you work for infrastructure
stone meadow
hate waking up at 5
surreal mirage
9-5 with travel is more like 8-6
karmic jetty
which dirt taste the best
stone meadow
9-5 with travel is more like 8-6
its 6:30 to 6 for me rn lmfao
twin bear
surreal mirage
Jesus
stone meadow
7:30 if i get a taxi
twin bear
My power would be to eat metal
stone meadow
my superpower would be teleportation
just without all the drawbacks
surreal mirage
And is that 5 days?
karmic jetty
the power to turn woter into fud
stone meadow
like not being the same person, teleporting through someone, teleporting through something
lyric galleon
actually fuck it, i want to be a saiyan instead and fly over traffic
paper hull
Ill be honest my wife is a borderline genius who graduated from HK university as alumni
she carries me in my work
im just her dirt gremlin
twin bear
HK416
stone meadow
And is that 5 days?
8-4:30 mon-thu and 8-1 fri. Engineering tradition to have fridays be short so everyone goes to the pub but its a pretty old school thing
twin bear
And neither will u if u use an mp7
If only they weren't only for the feds and rich ppl
twin bear
PSR mentioned
stone meadow
that looks 3d printed
karmic jetty
so eepy 
twin bear
It is
surreal mirage
Ah i see, seems like travelling is the major yikes
lyric galleon
maybe because it is
karmic jetty
yimes
stone meadow
Ah i see, seems like travelling is the major yikes
yeah i should really learn to drive lmao
twin bear
His channel is 90% 3d printed gun parts
lyric galleon
yam
paper hull
yameii
stone meadow
but i plan to move closer to work anyway
karmic jetty
frogsker cant drive either
paper hull
cant believe i got zor zor yameii pilled
stone meadow
cut that down to like 20 mins max
paper hull
it was all planned
surreal mirage
If you like the job then moving closer is always a play
karmic jetty
time to watch more chiikawa
twin bear
The job i want is 4 hrs away
karmic jetty
lyric galleon
If you like the job then moving closer is always a play
if she likes me do i move closer
stone meadow
Its also cheaper there, and ill save money on travel
twin bear
Id have to move if i wanted to apply
surreal mirage
if she likes me do i move closer
Distance makes the heart fonder
stone meadow
frogsker cant drive either
I get too anxious 🥺
rain mango
hjnuuuuuuuunjuiekgeherkgie
stone meadow
Distance makes the heart fonder
thats why you should block her on everything
lyric galleon
Distance makes the heart fonder
isnt that about longing
surreal mirage
Real
paper hull
i dont drive because im ill
lyric galleon
actually, i want my superpower to gain the ability to quick load and quick save irl
twin bear
I don't drive because they will need to make new road laws if i do
stone meadow
Not really anxious about the driving itself, more about everyone else on the road and the knowledge that if i fuck up ill kill a family of 5
surreal mirage
Its also cheaper there, and ill save money on travel
My friend who has to buy a train ticket to london everyday:
stone meadow
Im fine with a motorcycle
lofty ice
where can i send picture?
twin bear
Or get killed by a family of 5
stone meadow
That way id only kill myself
lyric galleon
gamers inside the fgc shouldnt be allowed to drive
twin bear
SUV named sully
frail shadow
are you this bad at driving
stone meadow
the amazing one?
frail shadow
youre actually scared you’ll kill someone
toxic hawk
And is that 5 days?
check your left most bone
stone meadow
youre actually scared you’ll kill someone
i can drive, its the hypothetical
surreal mirage
check your left most bone
Shoulder?
karmic jetty
u can be the most law abiding driver and u would still be at the mercy of other psychos on the road
stone meadow
Yeah its improbable but it stresses me out
lyric galleon
you surrender autonomy when you drive a car, now you are part of the traffic hivemind
frail shadow
defensive driving
frail shadow
whatever it’s called in english
twin bear
Put an RPDN on ur van
stone meadow
Defensively drive that family of 5 off the road
lyric galleon
i wanna see frogski drive in a third world country rush hour streets
surreal mirage
When driving you should assume everyone else is an idiot
stone meadow
i wanna see frogski drive in a third world country rush hour streets
Im from kyrgystan
lyric galleon
the definition of these streets aint built for you
stone meadow
I think that may be part of my anxiety about driving
lyric galleon
lol
stone meadow
Half the people there bought their licenses
and drive cars from 1970 that should have been scrapped 10 owners ago
lofty ice
is zomboid on phone a real thing there doing?
lyric galleon
i love sturdy cars
stone meadow
is zomboid on phone a real thing there doing?
zomdroid is not official
We are aware of it however
lofty ice
does it work?
twin bear
Did y'all have Soviet soda machines
stone meadow
Its not against any rules as it is currently
stone meadow
Did y'all have Soviet soda machines
yeah
I have a vivid memory of drinking from one near a ЦУМ
lofty ice
and is there support for multiplayer from pc to mobile?
twin bear
With the chained cup an all
twin bear
Or did they move on to canned or bottles drinks
stone meadow
some grandma was just there taking cash for it
Havent seen one since i was like 7 tho
twin bear
stone meadow
and is there support for multiplayer from pc to mobile?
no idea, as i said its not official
twin bear
So many fun memories at vending machines
paper hull
my grandad was a vending and slot machine repairman
we had so many of them in my fucking house
lofty ice
isee
stone meadow
That soviet soda machine did dispense the best damn soda ive ever had
surreal mirage
Slot machine at home nice
lofty ice
rip
stone meadow
One of my friends actually has a slot machine
paper hull
u dont realize how hot those machines get
lofty ice
do they have a discord?
paper hull
they can warm a room
tender igloo
i dunno
stone meadow
When i was at a party at his i spent an hour just spinning the slots
twin bear
Did they charge a coin
stone meadow
no real gambling pisses me off
stone meadow
Did they charge a coin
yes
twin bear
Lmao
surreal mirage
That one dude who's always on the slots in the pub
paper hull
yeah but this will be with my money
stone meadow
20p coins iirc?
twin bear
Great way to make friends on ur buddies
paper hull
so who cares
stone meadow
It was his coins i was using anyway
twin bear
Gambling is so normalized that there's giant touch screen slots
candid patio
"make friends on your buddies" ???
twin bear
At the gas station
candid patio
"make friends on your buddies" ???
What does this mean?
stone meadow
i think he meant make money
twin bear
"make friends on your buddies" ???
Money
candid patio
Make friends on your buddies = money
stone meadow
Gambling is so normalized that there's giant touch screen slots
yeah thats crazy tbh i get SO MANY gambling ads, theyre everywhere
candid patio
I have a lot of make friends on your buddies.
stone meadow
in snapchat, on insta, they even sponsor meme pages
stone meadow
Thankfully despite my addictive personality im not addicted to gambling
twin bear
I mean i at least wanna crank the lever
stone meadow
but thats probably cause I never gambled
twin bear
I gamble all too often
paper hull
gamble responsibly
twin bear
But it's never my money
tacit meadow
Gambling is so normalized that there's giant touch screen slots
U mean phones?
twin bear
Big phone
paper hull
U mean phones?
no he means touch screens
paper hull
twin bear
Bruh imagine
twin bear
Actually evil
surreal mirage
Spoons really likes gamba
stone meadow
Always some 50 year bloke on em too
tacit meadow
I miss when pubs were fun and had cool shit hoing on to be competitive
twin bear
These ppl have nothing to do and gov checks coming in and they preying on em
stone meadow
The lottery is also another way to wring the working class
twin bear
Poor old folks
tacit meadow
Its just slots now
stone meadow
Also sports betting
paper hull
Always some 50 year bloke on em too
chinese bloke i know at the slots every weekend guarding an entire row of them because he is playing them all at once with 500 per machine
twin bear
Dam
paper hull
nobody else uses them because he is literally there every weekend
they are reserved for him
stone meadow
Gambling is out of control honestly
tacit meadow
chinese bloke i know at the slots every weekend guarding an entire row of them b...
I believe theres a smol chance he might be an addict
paper hull
possibly
stone meadow
Id go so far as to say its worse than alcoholism
twin bear
Gambling is out of control honestly
Id rather see ads for fent than gambling on my tv
Well i take that back
candid patio
Me rn
stone meadow
Cause at least with alcohol you cannot physically drink thousands worth in one day
tacit meadow
Id go so far as to say its worse than alcoholism
I think id agree
twin bear
Ppl are stupid so they might buy the fent
tacit meadow
Cause at least with alcohol you cannot physically drink thousands worth in one d...
For that reason ye
Theres a hard cap with alcohol
stone meadow
And its so normalized that you get ads on every platform
candid patio
Id rather see ads for fent than gambling on my tv
On this topic I'd rather see ads for gambling than junk food
stone meadow
Even on public transport and television
paper hull
a reminder that china has outright banned loot boxes in every form 🤷♀️
stone meadow
Ive seen plenty of Betfred ads
paper hull
thats all loot boxes across all gatcha
tacit meadow
Are u that girl that got beat up by a dog?
twin bear
At least in cs ur skins will be worth smth since we know the game wont just disappear
stone meadow
you remember me huh
stone meadow
At least in cs ur skins will be worth smth since we know the game wont just disa...
nah cs skins are also very volitile
twin bear
The elite ones are like stocks dam
stone meadow
For all you know valve could be sold to shareholders tomorrow
twin bear
I figured the rly rare ones stayed valuable
surreal mirage
They should add cs skins to pension funds
stone meadow
CS might get a disasterous update that halves the player count
twin bear
It alrdy losing players
stone meadow
all things that may impact skins massively
hushed mulch
Do y’all think zomboid will ever come to console 
twin bear
The maps are broken lol
paper hull
For all you know valve could be sold to shareholders tomorrow
it wont happen because valve has no reason to go public
they literally make too much money
if we knew those numbers
we would be sick
stone meadow
Every company has a reason to go public. Some suit somewhere will name a price someone at valve might like
Especially something as big as valve
paper hull
it literally cant go public because gabe owns 50% of valve
stone meadow
And gabe isnt an immortal
surreal mirage
30% of every game sale + a small fee for every sale on the steam market
paper hull
no but hes shares are
stone meadow
He can be bought out too
paper hull
and they will be passsed to hes kin
stone meadow
Hes human too, I wouldnt trust anyone to be infallible
twin bear
Valve is gonna milk us dry until we realize what they're doing
stone meadow
There were plenty of people being glazed on the internet for being so great till they acted otherwise
surreal mirage
The only reason for valve to go public is funding, should they want it
paper hull
Gabe is busy exploring the ocean on billion dollar submarine vessels he privately owns to care about steam anymore
And tbh
I don't blame him
twin bear
I don't blame him either
surreal mirage
I don't blame you scav
toxic hawk
it's taking forever to install DL 2
twin bear
Until that missing nuke goes off
karmic jetty
chiikawa in jail 
stone meadow
Valve isnt a paragon of consumer focused practice either
Like with visa and mastercard issue lately
Money talks
twin bear
Steam should force bsg to give keys if we own eft alrdy
karmic jetty
steam is better than g2a at least
prime thornBOT
steam is better than g2a at least
If possible, please avoid grey market sellers like that one.
Instead, use a site like https://isthereanydeal.com to find the best price, since it only lists authorized sellers.
It's obviously entirely up to you where you buy the game from, but none of the money you pay for PZ on unauthorized sellers and grey market sites goes to the people making the game.
If that's basically what you said, I'm sorry, I'm just a bot that can't see context, beep boop.
toxic hawk
what is GoG
paper hull
Good old games
karmic jetty
gog is pog
twin bear
Gog got some good games fr
karmic jetty
gog more liek goat
twin bear
And lots of free modded ones
stone meadow
Gooners ruin everything
Its not about "gooners" its the fact that anything that someone creates public outrage about for being "innappropriate" can be censored
Its this sentiment thats used to supress lgbt stuff
paper hull
Its not about "gooners" its the fact that anything that someone creates public o...
its also about the fact they are letting literal malware be uploaded onto thteir store under the guise of F2P games and the fact people are losing credit card details over this is insufferable to me
stone meadow
That is also an issue yes
paper hull
fuck valve
stone meadow
Yeah
paper hull
they have let the ball slip
stone meadow
Thats why im saying, we shouldnt trust everyone and definitely not something as big as valve
twin bear
Pretty sure almost all the clickers do that ngl
stone meadow
even with gabe at the helm
paper hull
the day i had my mother call me up and ask me why my brother had a "anime nsfw app" on hes comptuer but it turned out was just the storefront for steam without parental options
thats when i knew oh
the golden age of this is over
stone meadow
Unfortunately inevitable for anything that grows so large its practically a monopoly
Too bad everyone else trying to break into the market has the habit of shooting themselves in the foot
rain mango
paper hull
i was there 🙁
rain mango
https://tenor.com/view/this-is-the-skin-of-a-killer-this-is-twilight-diamond-gif-7357078274143669220
twin bear
Ngl i don't even mind gooner games
They should just be hidden more
And not popping up next to stalker
paper hull
https://i.vgy.me/24Vmzw.png this is what loyalty gets u
surreal mirage
Mein gott
paper hull
hooray...
surreal mirage
My yearly £400 lvl 40 summer sale badge
twin bear
Woah they should do yearly giveaways based on ur loyalty level
twin bear
So u would rather pay for every game
Even after using the service for almost 20 years
Verizon vibes dam
paper hull
https://i.vgy.me/dhBL4K.png had a brief little psychotic breakdown while i wasnt here
stone meadow
https://i.vgy.me/24Vmzw.png this is what loyalty gets u
is steam even that old
paper hull
yes
twin bear
Yeah
surreal mirage
September 2003
neon bramble
Even after using the service for almost 20 years
perverse incentives
twin bear
Older than me
onyx igloo
guys i found the image that i didnt fuck up lol
tender igloo
is steam even that old
yah it was a thing back in 2005 but friends never worked
twin bear
perverse incentives
Idc wut incentives they are free games are free games
That's why i always check my epic launcher
neon bramble
digging up old accounts abandoned or not
vital marten
Brush is pissing chemicals all over me, made the paint too thin 😭😭
paper hull
yah it was a thing back in 2005 but friends never worked
it was mostly just a way to activate your copy of half life 2 back in the day and easily download mods
tender igloo
it was mostly just a way to activate your copy of half life 2 back in the day a...
i used it for cs servers
neon bramble
tying it to loyalty level is eh, some of the sales are already practically giving games away
twin bear
Tru ppl will just farm their accs
paper hull
i used it for cs servers
1.6?
stone meadow
damn my acc is younger than i thought
paper hull
i played 1.5 but after that i was bored
tender igloo
cs 1.3
stone meadow
only 10 years old
stone meadow
i remember 1.3
twin bear
I lost my original steam
twin bear
Ill always back up my data from now on I'll tell u that
vital marten
Brush is pissing chemicals all over me, made the paint too thin 😭😭
Time for a break
paper hull
didnt 1.3 have the uhh
neon bramble
I liked the shield
twin bear
Milk
paper hull
the car map where you could drive a car around a big circle?
neon bramble
when someone else has it but still lmao
paper hull
was that 1.3....
tender igloo
i honestly do not remember it was so long ago lol
paper hull
yeah its a long lost memory for me too
neon bramble
and the plane
when counter strike still had a singleplayer campaign
paper hull
i hate being old
neon bramble
do the bots still have 'personalities'
paper hull
kinda
twin bear
And i thought I felt old for playing the original xbox
neon bramble
when counter strike still had a singleplayer campaign
wait no that was condition zero
tender igloo
you used to be able to boost yourself with the hossies lol
twin bear
Paint thinner <:despair:902978212705992756>
vital marten
Today is a Monday 
neon bramble
stone meadow
I liked the shield
tbh it is something that is ass to balance
vital marten
My skin burns lmfao
stone meadow
but still i miss it
vital marten
Wore it too long
tender igloo
de survivior!!
paper hull
this map was soooo good
severe agate
Today is a Monday <:tired:721361533611016193>
Everyday is Monday
neon bramble
dont even have to use it
paper hull
my poor eyes
neon bramble
just turn around
vital marten
Everyday is Monday
I kill u
stone meadow
My early childhood is filled with memories of cs_mansion
twin bear
Wore it too long
A fashion choice
stone meadow
That was also a pretty badly balanced map thinking about it
neon bramble
damn contition zero had rapelling, I dont remember this
neat moat
i hate being old
jessica: 24
tender igloo
we used to do lan parties and it was so fun lol
twin bear
Almost like the siege trailer
paper hull
damn contition zero had rapelling, I dont remember this
C0 was great people hated it so much
i had alot of fun
twin bear
Then it turned into wtv the fuck we got now
neon bramble
my favorite map that dosen't exist anymore is cs_militia
tender igloo
my favorite map that dosen't exist anymore is cs_militia
its in the cs before 2
stone meadow
we used to do lan parties and it was so fun lol
for most of us kyrgyz gamers the only way to play videogames was at computer clubs
So every time you played with friends was a lan party
neon bramble
covid killed em
neon bramble
its either students or gamers
tender igloo
for most of us kyrgyz gamers the only way to play videogames was at computer clu...
awh we would do that in alaska when i was younger playing quake and meet everyone from there then go do things
was great times
lazer tag n shit like go karts
stone meadow
I remember one time i lost track of time and came back from school 2 hours later than i should have. Got a serious ass whooping
twin bear
Lan parties are still a thing for me
twin bear
Mostly halo 3 on 360 since that's when the skins actually mattered
neon bramble
when the owner knows you and taps you when you've been on longer than 2 hours
tender igloo
i attended a quake lan a few months ago
i played with some professional players from alaska when i was younger, got completely fucking pwned it was so fun lol
stone meadow
I remember pissing off the owner so much cause every time we played coop l4d we would all scream at each other from halway across the room
one time we all got kicked out before we used up our time
twin bear
Lfd is supposed to be that way
tender igloo
I remember pissing off the owner so much cause every time we played coop l4d we ...
im not surprised lol
stone meadow
still remember how cheap it was back then
tender igloo
also how are you supposed to not yell at people on cod lol
neon bramble
when the owner threatens to kick you out for yelling
twin bear
stone meadow
if i didnt use my lunch money i could get in half an hour or two after school with my classmates
10p for an hour
tender igloo
ugh , whichever cod added martydom or whatever its called was so freaking annoying lol
twin bear
I might have to rebuy it to play modded
velvet pebble
lazer tag n shit like go karts
Laser tag is so amazing, i was very sad when it closed in my town
twin bear
Outdoor tag
tender igloo
Laser tag is so amazing, i was very sad when it closed in my town
yah its super fun, i miss the smell
twin bear
With the changeable mags
tender igloo
nothing like running into people
twin bear
Is so peak
stone meadow
killhouse was my fav cod 4 map
velvet pebble
nothing like running into people
Lol, did you have labyrinth too?
neon bramble
oh yeah cod was another big one
getting my game face on cause the losers pay for time
stone meadow
i played it in vr that was a blast from the past
velvet pebble
Also very dark and loud music so you can't hear shit
stone meadow
getting my game face on cause the losers pay for time
real
tender igloo
Lol, did you have labyrinth too?
i barely remember it was in the 90s and i just remember walls and fog and black lights
tender igloo
killhouse was my fav cod 4 map
is cod 4 the one with the umm map that had the ferris wheel?
twin bear
Also very dark and loud music so you can't hear shit
U should try outdoor lazertag
The guns make like dying noises and stuff
It's hilarious
velvet pebble
U should try outdoor lazertag
Outdoor I'd rather play paintball
stone meadow
airsoft
tender igloo
paintball their balls
twin bear
Paintball is cheaper than airsoft but so much messier
stone meadow
or they call it strikeball in russian speaking countries
tender igloo
cup check lol
stone meadow
Paintball is cheaper than airsoft but so much messier
paintball isnt cheaper actually
stone meadow
It cant be
velvet pebble
paintball isnt cheaper actually
Spend a fortune to wash away all the paint lol
stone meadow
You get thousands of rounds more of bbs for the same price as paintballs
twin bear
Tbf tho it's popular in this area compared to airsoft which is only available online
stone meadow
And the marker guns cost way more too
stone meadow
200 bucks is a good airsoft gun
tender igloo
strikeball sounds cooler lol
stone meadow
Not even entry level
twin bear
I like greengas
stone meadow
Gas guns are a pain but theyre cool
tender igloo
I like greengas
wat lol
stone meadow
all of my rifles are electric
twin bear
But a spring based bolt is fun
Don't get me wrong I've used a few rental bolts and the good ones are sick
tender igloo
its crazy how evolved airsoft guns have changed, i would go to my friends house to play cs with him and hed have some and just compared to what they have now is so insane to me
twin bear
Spring pistols
I had a shit ton as a kid i only got a few airsoft guns compared to what i had
vital marten
its crazy how evolved airsoft guns have changed, i would go to my friends house ...
If it wasn’t illegal in my area I would’ve definitely gotten into the modding scene
twin bear
U can modify ur airsoft they just have to be lame
I was gonna buy a Daniel defense in NY then looked at what i could and couldn't do modification wise
tender igloo
If it wasn’t illegal in my area I would’ve definitely gotten into the modding sc...
they dont have places near you to do it as an alternative?
twin bear
Texas right
quasi slate
my new bunny keeps mistaking my finger for food 😢 😢 😭
vital marten
they dont have places near you to do it as an alternative?
I can shoot at the shooting range but no
stone meadow
But at least its not actually required, you can swap em out
vital marten
I can shoot at the shooting range but no
Airsoft discharge is illegal here in my town 
stone meadow
Crazy
twin bear
Who ruined it
quasi slate
@toxic hawk the horns are too detailed idk how to make the rest of the drawing match so i gave up lol
stone meadow
Not even at home?
twin bear
Bro i can shoot a .22 into a bucket here and nobody cares
vital marten
Not even at home?
Anywhere within “city” limits
toxic hawk
<@312907447784177666> the horns are too detailed idk how to make the rest of the...
they look good, maybe could add some circles around them
twin bear
Anywhere within “city” limits
Are they rly pulling that
U do got roads by u tho tbf
Huge ones
stone meadow
Oh yeah I also got a romanian dong ak. Or AIMS which is the proper name
quasi slate
@toxic hawkidk this will do for now
vital marten
U do got roads by u tho tbf
Residential roads, I’m downhill in the hole 🤣
stone meadow
That dong by itself costs almost as much as the gun attached to it
rain mango
That dong by itself costs almost as much as the gun attached to it
who said dong
vital marten
I shoot it anyways
stone meadow
I been looking for a romanian dong by itself and the only listings i could find went for like £200
The replica itself is like £200
vital marten
I shoot it anyways
What prick of a cop is gonna come give me a $500 ticket for airsoft discharge in Texas of all places
paper hull
I been looking for a romanian dong by itself and the only listings i could find ...
You and me both
stone meadow
What prick of a cop is gonna come give me a $500 ticket for airsoft discharge in...
that is insane to me
twin bear
Oh yeah I also got a romanian dong ak. Or AIMS which is the proper name
I rly wanna see that without the dust cover lmao
stone meadow
Yeah own a gun, do whatever, but shoot a toy and youre in trouble mister
stone meadow
Slap a drum mag on it and bam
i have a drum mag
toxic hawk
<@312907447784177666>idk this will do for now
9/10
stone meadow
thats how i ran it actually, last airsoft game
stone meadow
unfortunately electric airsoft aks without dust covers dont look right
stone meadow
GBBRs do tho
vital marten
Yeah own a gun, do whatever, but shoot a toy and youre in trouble mister
We’re also not allowed to have a car port in town, uhh can’t have a pool unless it’s invisible from the road… no storm shelters can be visible etc
twin bear
Some ppl been tryna make some very accurate replicas
vital marten
My town became an HOA
twin bear
But smth abt copyright
twin bear
My town became an HOA
HOA should only be able to enforce safety shit
stone meadow
But smth abt copyright
Dont think that applies to a cosplay?
stone meadow
We’re also not allowed to have a car port in town, uhh can’t have a pool unless ...
land of the free
twin bear
Nah like the company making them
stone meadow
also got a mak and a silver titty
vital marten
land of the free
Freedom is only an idea, won’t take long in America to realize that
twin bear
They were being sold om evike of all places
vital marten
Evike bad?
stone meadow
Nah like the company making them
i think you may have misunderstood something
twin bear
also got a mak and a silver titty
Bros even got the worn green table
stone meadow
GBBRs are pretty accurare replicas, bolt and all
twin bear
Prolly I'm rly high rn
stone meadow
Theyre legal to sell p much anywhere airsoft is legal
stone meadow
Prolly I'm rly high rn
fair enough i respect it
twin bear
Oh dam they are sick
stone meadow
I want at least one gbbr ak
twin bear
Ive seen these before
stone meadow
but they, especially mags, cost way too much
And they need looking after
im too adhd for that
novel fern
Yeah own a gun, do whatever, but shoot a toy and youre in trouble mister
my first day in college they sat us down and told us we could have guns in our dorms but any airsoft or paint guns had to be checked in at the university police department 🤣 🦅
twin bear
300 bucks and u gotta buy an optic and mags
Dont forget a rig that supports that system
paper hull
Id rather buy more beyblades
stone meadow
300 bucks and u gotta buy an optic and mags
ok first of all, cybergun? yeah nah. second of all, youbdont need optics. Mags yeah but theyre cheap
look into cyma. Or double bell
twin bear
Cybergun cant make anything that works after a week
vital marten
Attempt at making it stop pissing
stone meadow
Cyma is a smidge more expensive, but they are reliable
But thats in terms of aks
Not sure about ARs
vital marten
Put a diaper on it
stone meadow
Id look at the r/airsoft guide
stone meadow
Attempt at making it stop pissing
dr peppa
heavy ivy
mmm pebbr
vital marten
Can’t wake up without a pepper
stone meadow
300 bucks and u gotta buy an optic and mags
also just noticed its a gbbr
heavy ivy
i have my dorctor pebba rn too
vital marten
Can’t wake up without a pepper
Coffee? WTH is that 😭
tender igloo
Coffee? WTH is that 😭
craffee is best!!
twin bear
Yeah the mags are insane
frail shadow
i had doctor pepper one time and it’s dogshit I don’t know what you guys are always screaming about
twin bear
My first aeg was a shitty ak103 from evik
vital marten
i had doctor pepper one time and it’s dogshit I don’t know what you guys are alw...
Texas is the #1 consumer of Dr Pepper
I love my pepper
stone meadow
My first aeg was a shitty ak103 from evik
Evike is a trader not a manufacturer
You mostly cant go wrong with cyma for aks
twin bear
Especially with anything but spring
Spring is slow but reliable most of the fun guns ive used were bolts ironically cuz i hate sniping in games
stone meadow
I mean spring guns are only good for bolt actions which you dont wanna get unless you know what youre doing
Sniping is something you need knowledge and dedication for
Youre shooting plastic
Trying to make that plastic go far is hard
vital marten
Sniping is something you need knowledge and dedication for
Have you seen those modded guns though? 
twin bear
I just guess and sometimes i hit em, my favorite part is being out of range for most engagements
vital marten
Pellet guns get modded enough I’ve seen one go through sheet metal 
twin bear
Trying to make that plastic go far is *hard*
I've never been to any huge arenas sadly so i have no idea what rly long range is like
onyx igloo
its beautiful
stone meadow
Some people put in £1000+ for accuracy upgrades
New hop up new barrel new motor new contacts expensive bbs
twin bear
its beautiful
He's happy
stone meadow
Sniping is expensive if you wanna do it right
onyx igloo
He's happy
its just the barotrauma logo guy alive
vital marten
He just needs a dentist
stone meadow
he needs an exorcist
rain mango
meow'
twin bear
Bros snaggletooth final boss
onyx igloo
he needs an exorcist
well if you were underwater your entire life on jupiter you'd probably look the same
rain mango
jonkler
paper hull
The jonklern
twin bear
Jonktober
rain mango
dude ive said jonkler so much i forgot that his actual name was joker
onyx igloo
how i be lookin at the godlike deity outside of my shit as i try welding the hull
SHIT
lmao
ship
onyx igloo
they're about the same quality so
rain mango
https://tenor.com/view/habib-capybara-capivara-%C3%A1rabe-arabian-gif-1302643998...
dude
that term
twin bear
One spoon and u can drown
twin bear
Yet u drink so much water
rain mango
salamalaikum
stone meadow
Water is poison
toxic hawk
i have no idea what any of you two are saying
stone meadow
salamalaikum is a greeting
twin bear
U can literally choke on water
toxic hawk
that i know
twin bear
Yet u drink it
toxic hawk
i am arabic
rain mango
yeah i know that
soldiers in the movie the outpost made fun of it
if youve ever seen it
stone meadow
About him being arabic?
rain mango
it was on netflix
stone meadow
Crazy
vital marten
Yet u drink it
I can do both at the same time
rain mango
i wonder why it ever got removed
harsh vault
@stone meadow 83 demo is out
stone meadow
Whats that
harsh vault
twin bear
Ever get an ad that just says smth that is the complete opposite of what they are trying to actually say
harsh vault
made by the people who made rising storm
rain mango
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1059220/83/
dude i ltierally wishlisted that game
i was gonna try it
stone meadow
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1059220/83/
interesting
stone meadow
i was gonna try it
yeah thats what a wishlist is for
harsh vault
interesting
im excited
rain mango
no shit sherlock
vital marten
Let us know floofie
paper hull
I'm sleepy
vital marten
How fun it is
harsh vault
ofc!
toxic hawk
golden rule
harsh vault
will let yall know
paper hull
Ugh so much to do
stone meadow
I still gotta finish bl4 campaign
twin bear
Noooo
stone meadow
Yet every time i get home from work im too eepy
harsh vault
I still gotta finish bl4 campaign
bl4?
toxic hawk
DL 2 is taking soooo fricking long to install
harsh vault
oh
stone meadow
I keep upgrading my pc only to not use it
twin bear
Is the gameplay good enough to make up for bl writing
stone meadow
BL4 is decent on the writing side but i never cared about that anyway
harsh vault
Is the gameplay good enough to make up for bl writing
i dont think they can ever get a redemption
harsh vault
i hear borderlands i see ball
stone meadow
BL3 has been so far my favourite
stone meadow
And i did play bl1 2 and prequel
toxic hawk
looter shooter,
yeah i know about warframe
heavy ivy
hi fluffers
harsh vault
hi fluffers
haiiiiiii fren
toxic hawk
harsh vault
maybe i will actually try borderlands again
heavy ivy
looter shooter,
yeah i know about warframe
cold, the air and water flowing
hard, the land we call our home
push, to keep the dark from coming
feel the weight of what we owe
karmic jetty
twin bear
It's not bad I just like story
toxic hawk
cold, the air and water flowing
hard, the land we call our home
push, to keep th...
Sisters, below below
heavy ivy
haiiiiiii fren
petpet
twin bear
Singleplayer balance
stone meadow
speed scales with damage on top of that
onyx igloo
this ASSHOLE fish wont stop BEATING ON THE HULL when im WELDING TO FIX IT
twin bear
Yes
onyx igloo
i will THROW NUKE AT YOU BIG FISH
stone meadow
So if i manage to hit an enemy going mach fuck I do a ton of damage
stone meadow
looking for an admin to help
what is it
toxic hawk
but who really cares
I am playing as an immortal teenager outside of spacetime, powered by a quantum power, controlling mutated corpses that can destroy a planet on their own
heavy ivy
for real though i only play PvE games anymore because i just have so much more fun
toxic hawk
The tenno can topple civilisations
worthy jetty
by the ppl in the ahh call
stone meadow
i was called the n word
DM spiffo bot to make a ticket
heavy ivy
The tenno can topple civilisations
HUNTER. I AM DETECTING A SYNTHESIS TARGET
toxic hawk
HUNTER. I AM DETECTING A SYNTHESIS TARGET
You have been so bad lately, little meat ~
stone meadow
just join the call
which one?
stone meadow
???
toxic hawk
the call called "ahhhhh"
worthy jetty
the call labeled ahhh
twin bear
Ah i see
onyx igloo
call called the call of call
twin bear
Call of call
onyx igloo
of call
worthy jetty
does anyone know when the new update supposed to drop
toxic hawk
no
heavy ivy
it will come when it comes
harsh vault
@twin bear did you see the softcore release?
harsh vault
@lost saffron nikita removing most of inertia for once 
toxic hawk
Bro wanted to see the downfall
sorry ?
twin bear
<@879549874436182118> did you see the softcore release?
Yes
Did u join that call to see what was in it
toxic hawk
yeah
harsh vault
Did u join that call to see what was in it
no
lost saffron
<@786604465641095198> nikita removing most of inertia for once <:SmugBastard:13...
holynpeak
twin bear
😭 the rumors were too enticing
harsh vault
i saw on my own
lost saffron
we might actually be able to play the game again
twin bear
I like inertia
harsh vault
softcore tarkov is literally hardcore but opposite
twin bear
Just not all of it
heavy ivy
evil floofer!
harsh vault
hai jamie
toxic hawk
hello
harsh vault
evil floofer!
i not evil!
twin bear
What
heavy ivy
i jest, floof very nice
twin bear
Nothing in ur stash? Real
harsh vault
Nothing in ur stash? Real
black october core
twin bear
Idk wut that is
onyx igloo
HELP WHY DOES THE DIVING SUIT HAVE STINGERS BREAKING OUT OF THE MASK
harsh vault
and all the states went to hell
heavy ivy
HELP WHY DOES THE DIVING SUIT HAVE STINGERS BREAKING OUT OF THE MASK
a little husk infection never hurt anyone
onyx igloo
WHY DID WE HAVE A PET HUSK SUITCASE
twin bear
Pet shaped
harsh vault
me core
heavy ivy
WHY DID WE HAVE A PET HUSK SUITCASE
fren shaped :)
harsh vault
fren shaped :)
thas ur job
heavy ivy
yippie
heavy ivy
divorce :(
harsh vault
half life 2 brainrot is so silly
twin bear
That's 1 wym
stone meadow
I'll kill my xbox before that
I still regret when I dissassembled my 360 cause i was curious how it worked
I had one of the OG elite ones
the gray ones
twin bear
NO
harsh vault
That's 1 wym
shush
stone meadow
Just another victim in my path to engineering
twin bear
I know why but why
onyx igloo
the reactor is making funny noises
heavy ivy
https://tenor.com/view/explode-terminator-fire-explosion-skeleton-gif-16779623
as sad as twd's later seasons being shit is, this meme is great
harsh vault
as sad as twd's later seasons being shit is, this meme is great
i dont like season 2 like always
stone meadow
Why did u do it
always been a curious child taking apart everything to see how it works and never being able to put it back together
onyx igloo
i only enjoy season 1
heavy ivy
the reactor is making funny noises
you forgot to feed the electrical engineers, they got angry
onyx igloo
you forgot to feed the electrical engineers, they got angry
thats the captains job
harsh vault
i like seasons 5-9
stone meadow
Now i could but that xbox is long gone
twin bear
always been a curious child taking apart everything to see how it works and neve...
So ur quite literally an engineer
stone meadow
The emulators we have for 360 are still shit too, even in 2024 when i last tried it
harsh vault
So ur quite literally an engineer
didnt sheldon do that to the fridge in an episode
stone meadow
So ur quite literally an engineer
as my favourite youtuber puts it, you gotta have the "knack"
heavy ivy
as my favourite youtuber puts it, you gotta have the "knack"
wanna see something cool?
twin bear
Uhoh
stone meadow
heavy ivy
chris boden is my spirit animal
stone meadow
Hes one of my favourites
twin bear
didnt sheldon do that to the fridge in an episode
Bruh I was unironically watching big bang in the background when i was playing games
stone meadow
He has a passion for this shit
onyx igloo
i have a passion for vehicle engines
i could probably piece them apart and put them back together
stone meadow
And he got where he is purely by doing it all by hand and i relate
twin bear
I like the mechanics behind weapons and fission
heavy ivy
the video about him taking his apprentices out into the field was so sweet, he really does care and wants to share that knack with others
stone meadow
the video about him taking his apprentices out into the field was so sweet, he r...
When you have passion for your work you want to share it
toxic hawk
its been 2 hours, please man can this game finish installing
stone meadow
Its the fact hes so interested in tech is what draws me to him
He puts into words what ive always felt
On top of that hes very successful and hes served time
Gives my adhd ass hope
twin bear
The only person who does science or mechanics that i can name off the top of my head is nile red
stone meadow
Nile is cool too
twin bear
Glove soda
onyx igloo
fix foam grenade
twin bear
One of my favorites
stone meadow
But hes in a different field from me
heavy ivy
nile and styropyro are both awesome too
stone meadow
Another guy is the one who made that blinder 9000
stone meadow
Another guy is the one who made that blinder 9000
Ugh whats that guys name again. Kinda looked like joseph seed from far cry 5
twin bear
5 was like a fishing and hunting sim for me
toxic hawk
twin bear
It wasn't as fun as the ones before but it's not horrible
this was a sign
time to dump all of my focus into a menial grind
heavy ivy
blehhh how is everyone today
stone meadow
Ugh whats that guys name again. Kinda looked like joseph seed from far cry 5
I FOUND IT
That took digging damn
undone ocean
Sorry if this is in the wrong place, i dont know if iv'e pressed something, or if its a mod error, but has anyone experienced their car dashboard just not showing up?
stone meadow
5 was like a fishing and hunting sim for me
also 5 was the best far cry since 2/3
which isnt a high bar to be fair
stone meadow
Sorry if this is in the wrong place, i dont know if iv'e pressed something, or i...
Usually its a mod error
twin bear
which isnt a high bar to be fair
for sure
twin bear
blehhh how is everyone today
good
stone meadow
Far cry 6 has been a game that didnt clear that low bar
Its been aight. about mid level
didnt even finish it
stone meadow
the fact that a game with an actual ingame premium currency store is somehow better than that is crazy
stone meadow
i dont even remember the name its that bad
onyx igloo
and he doesnt fucking respond after that
onyx igloo
pisses me off
LIKE JUST SAY I CANT
twin bear
@burnt kite u better not be in school
twin bear
if you want
yeah i was just finishing my hideout
onyx igloo
alr
stone meadow
and he doesnt fucking respond after that
tbh i be doing that, I just fall asleep after work
slate kettle
I hate onedrive
onyx igloo
my moonshine business is booming
i have my own moonshine buisness
slate kettle
Sometimes I remember what did it to me before I deleted it and I just get mad
onyx igloo
tbh i be doing that, I just fall asleep after work
well atleast tell before you fall asleep lmao
stone meadow
my moonshine business is booming
i remember ages ago i made like 10-20 mil on moonshine stocks back when you could sell any item, found inraid or not
stone meadow
well atleast tell before you fall asleep lmao
tbh i dont mean to, my friend has a fiancee and 2 kids and can only play at certain times
onyx igloo
ah
stone meadow
By the time real life lets him play im asleep
onyx igloo
ok
twin bear
i remember ages ago i made like 10-20 mil on moonshine stocks back when you coul...
oh they dont gotta be found in raid again
just found in raid for hideout upgrades
which is a slog if rng sucks
onyx igloo
but also i forgot to mention
he took 10 minutes afk, i asked him why
he said fucking "i was microwaving toast." like dude
what
WHO THE FUCK MICROWAVES TOAST
stone meadow
Yeah back before flea got restricted i bought up a ton of moonshine cause it was gifted to everyone so it tanked on the market
stone meadow
So when it rose to like 5x the price i bought it at I made moneys
twin bear
Yeah back before flea got restricted i bought up a ton of moonshine cause it was...
yessir
market strats
like the cultist knives during the cultist event
stone meadow
tbh im for FIR only
twin bear
btw did u ever fight the cultists bosses
stone meadow
Its too easy to play tarkov like a stock market otherwise
stone meadow
btw did u ever fight the cultists bosses
no
twin bear
i force myself to buy attatchments for gunsmith at 300k
stone meadow
I havent played live, or even much of tarkov in general post 0.12
rain mango
Is there a timer before you can post pics? I found the Penn S HAM van which dissapointingly is a construction van not a ham van
stone meadow
Is there a timer before you can post pics? I found the Penn S HAM van which diss...
yeah its level based
rain mango
However it did have a sledge in it, woohoo
twin bear
cultist bosses are just goons reskin
rain mango
cool
stone meadow
you need to be Builder rank to post images in pz chats and Survivor to post in gen
twin bear
@onyx igloo add my steam rq
onyx igloo
<@929176406909411378> add my steam rq
alr
twin bear
dw it doesnt take long
stone meadow
cultist bosses are just goons reskin
Honestly im p much entirely in my dad gamer era
rain mango
😆 from a distance all I saw was HAM and some squares that I now realize are bricks or something? anyway ham van
twin bear
unc gaming
stone meadow
I do not have time or energy to compete anymore
twin bear
im getting there when it comes to most games id rather just not
twin bear
🥀 those times are past
onyx igloo
frogski are you gonna go back to your gamer roots when you retire
rain mango
I'm back in my zomboid addiction arc, the new skills brought me back
twin bear
dude isnt there a study showing younger ppl do better in comp
stone meadow
I'm back in my zomboid addiction arc, the new skills brought me back
zomboid is offline so thankfully i can be addicted to it whenever
twin bear
I'm back in my zomboid addiction arc, the new skills brought me back
have fun and youll never not be addicted
stone meadow
frogski are you gonna go back to your gamer roots when you retire
"When" I retire?
onyx igloo
have fun and youll never not be addicted
check dms
stone meadow
Too optimistic
stone meadow
my ass is not retiring
rain mango
yea I don't mind the pressure and atmosphere of competitive online games, but if you got real life shit, people get pissed (understandably)
stone meadow
i simply cannot spend the mental energy of going back home after a work day
and then spend 2 hours getting heated
if im lucky
rain mango
😆 yeah getting yelled at by an online kiddy after all day at work is not relaxing
stone meadow
usually its 1 hour
stone meadow
😆 yeah getting yelled at by an online kiddy after all day at work is not relaxi...
Sitting there fuming like "if you met me back at my peak youd be eating shit you little shit"
rain mango
😆 lmao I was always pretty bad but I'm definitely worse now
stone meadow
see i was pretty decent back then which makes it worse
Its just not good for my health to play something like cod anymore
rain mango
the listen here you little shit moments you have as a grown ass man are pretty humbling / funny tho
onyx igloo
dont worry im young and suck ass at fps aswell
pisses me off
anymore i just avoid fps because im bad lol
rain mango
I'm pretty good at FPS if it's all I'm focused on, but nowadays I just wanna chill out in games
onyx igloo
although one time i had some damn plot armor in this murder mystery type game
rain mango
😆 my problem is I have ass vision so I can't focus on both the map and the rest at the same time,
So people with good map double vision will always frag my ass
stone meadow
dont worry im young and suck ass at fps aswell
yeah but the issue is, if you spend the only hour or two (if youre lucky) per day just raging at playing the game, its not worth it
onyx igloo
i had a Kolibri, and everyone had guns, however i was the killer
everyone was killing other people and not the killer
i just managed to pick off the last few of them with a kolibri
twin bear
i find gaslighting people very fun in murder mystery
rain mango
PZ would be really fun to run a little who's infected murder mystery game in
stone meadow
I'm pretty good at FPS if it's all I'm focused on, but nowadays I just wanna chi...
yeah if i lock in I can do decent
But then with modern matchmaking i just get placed against people who are at my or higher skill level
a never ending loop of stress
past kelp
when b42 reles
heavy ivy
genuinely feel so muhc better playing cooperative or singleplayer games
rain mango
There's a ton of really good co-op games coming out these days or as the youngin's are saying 'friend slop'
paper hull
i find gaslighting people very fun in murder mystery
Gaslight gang
stone meadow
Helldivers is fun cause Im just playing a set difficulty against AI instead of some 12 year old who spent the last month playing nothing but that competetive game
rain mango
yea and the helldivers community is mostly super chill
stone meadow
yea and the helldivers community is mostly super chill
and you can set your difficulty
burnt kite
<@1047970648456171620> u better not be in school
what school bro
twin bear
if u dont mind low poly
burnt kite
its half past nein