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Typa shit that ve filling my fyp after saving a few funny ones š„
LMFAO
lil bathtub
got them grills tho
Tf is spongebob doing š bikini bottom is no longer safe
maybe AI isnt that bad
king spong
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if you never got hit hard enough to start trying to throw up consider yourselves blessed
thats like that but 3x worse
But it wasn't that bad
hoodbob
I hate that the focus on ai is useless stuff
I think it's horrible for the environment
Its a glorified chatbot
It cant be applied to much
how is AI bad for the environment?
no like genuinely, i keep hearing its horrible for the environment
but i dont even know what it does
does it use a shit ton of gasoline for like
idunno
stuff?
:p
you cant sell a protein folding ai to people
HO
OH
its the general electricity and heating
As a consequence it affects a lot of stuff
water is just one
Yeah, this is added on top
Server farms in general arent great for the enviroment
Firstly because of what makes up a server farm. Then what it takes to sustain one
and ai needs a lot of that
water suckin worm
server farm? Why don't you farm these potatoes for me? Our colony is starving. Please. You don't need AI hentai.
Isn't a certain billionaire man-childs farms running on diesel generators?
Nah. But THOUGHT CRIMES will be a thing.
Real life, 2025, people are getting arrested for social media posts.
It only gets worse from here.
There is a reason Youtube now OWNS 100% of your personal data and every single keystroke you ever typed into a search bar.
When you typed ārule 34 nier atomotaā 5 years ago?
Itās now officially logged, recorded and added to your psych profile their AI has made of you.
And they sold that data to Disney. And Spotify. And Google.
When real ID is made mandatory? That data gets linked to you directly.
So in 2028, you attempt to login into your Elder scrolls 6 premium account you pay $49.99 a month to use, and get met with the following:
āsorry, you do not meet the community requirements to play this game.ā
This is happening
please dont skirt the automutes. This topic is already borderline
But yeah, large data centers? Not great for us
Oh is talking about him banned? Didn't realise!
No problem, thats why I let you know
Thanks š
Unfortunately some people just inherently bring very charged topics with them
Even if you triggered the automute id have unmuted you anyway
Not like we can expect people to just know this stuff
Here in Seattle the amazon HQ uses up for electricty per day than the ENTIRE CITY.
And its not even a data center
How long do you think it will take for these systems to stop being bypassable the way they are right now. Will Tor ever somehow cease to work?
Crazy
So much waste
I heard electricity is different in the US than EU if amazon uses up alot electricity does it raise the bills for everyone?
I'm glad I'm now old enough to dislike the new in thing like ai
happy 10th birthday
US powergrid is cooked
power ripped fishnets
my power bill going up $50 a month because theyre running AI servers round the clock to produce 23 minute ai gooner deepfakes
that sounds awful lol
ice boob
are you on b41 or b42
B41 bro
my piss drrroplets
Damn
Arsenal26 gunfighter mod 2.0?
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stendos gun mod is the best for b41 ngl
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yeah just click subscribe and download all dependencies
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guns of 93 is the only way
Russian guns
dont just press the little plus on the main steam workshop page
And kino
me over here with rain's firearms and gun parts
my only gripe with workshop ngl
they tell you what the mods arent compatible with
Click on the mod read desc then download all required yep
Can you look at your pm
and what the requirements are
I think I done it right I just wanna double check bro
what does it mean to be french
French toast
Ever since ive been to france and saw their rent prices, i wished i was french
my best friend is french shes very hot i am jealous of her
A flat with a kitchen, bedroom, proper bathroom for ā¬400??
I cant even rent a shed for less than £500
how much would that be in uk?
Like £370?
dude 28 inches later is a W movie
In my area a single room without an en suite toilet starts at £600
Even renting a garage costs at least £500
jeez e
Might just learn french so i can live like a human
ikr
something like that in a decent area costs at least £1k for me
It's like a friggin grand for a shithole if ur lucky dam
And if ur inner city well
Goodbye income
thats ā¬1150 euro
oh i forgot you was UK
u live pretty close to me afaik
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i think houses here start at like 2k british
yh probably
Houses are like half a million dollars if they're in a good spot
Why is there no mods in my server?
hisss
thats 371k british. That aint getting you shit
did you add them to both catergories in the server sesetup
U needa make sure they're put into the server modlist as well
Yeah the american housing market is cooked
Big time
Whats that? Back in build 41 is simple
Jst got back to the game
Alot of our infrastructure is but I use it cuz i must
cool name
A necessary suffering
thank you
Bf41 is still simple u just have to put ur mod ids in the list for the server
No but ill check
Thanks guys
I had to ask chat got what to do cuz i cant find nothing helpful in yt
So i decided to rejoin this server to get help lol
mod management and server browser is something i should have brought up with indiestone
So much gmod last night
I really should have made a list of questions to ask
Projected costs of xbox gaming in 2026:
$150 for internet
$40 for premium access
$10 for 1440 or 4K gameplay
$20 for fast access in game lobbies.
This is PER MONTH.
They are talking in the office about making a āsaleā option of just $59.99 a month for āplatinum tierā access to game lobbies
fast access? what?
I don't be able to live if fucking xbox is that expensive
can we repair the world
microsoft takes 1 step forward 2 steps back
freeboot a 360 and be happy
They aren't paying me more to make up for all these price increases
Stop exclusives, port games to pc yay
Increase the price on everything
Steam continues its tactic of "do nothing and let competiton shoot themselves in the foot
meanwhile PC gaming in 2025:
execs making fun of their players for being ātoo poorā to run their game
Sound, resolution and wait times in game lobbies are monetized.
Battle pass style

fr fuck randy
the shot is higher up to the balls in most cases
BL4 is good but his attitude is awful
he later pulled a 180* on that, but at the same time his response wasnāt all that better⦠lmao
@stone meadow look at the latest xbox update.
They skipped over the lobby delays.
You PAY to get connected to other players quicker. This is a thing right now
i have a ryzen 7 5800x3d and a 3090ti equivalent and i cant even run it at 144 fps using Quality upscaling and medium settings
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actually insane
I keep upgrading my pc and all the newest titles keep making it meaningless
i got a hamster on a wheel with 2 neurons

Like wdym my rx7900xt, ryzen 7 5800x3d and 32 gbs of 3200 mhz ram isnt good enough to run it at medium
why am i even upgrading at this point
Frogski, is it true you are a representative of the PZ?
itās not a true NASA-grade computer⦠still ātoo poorā in randyās eyes
I hope you remember this lore

Yeah defo (not)
Does he REMEMBER
how much of that is cos theyre poorly optimized rather than actually using fx that require their recommended specs

the fucking upscaling software
It was supposed to help out lower spec hardware run new titles
everything is SO poorly optimized these days howd it get like this lmao
it wasnt supposed to be a crutch for devs
Now games are made with the expectation you use fsr/dlss
maybe even framegen
but it also isnt the devs fault, its the suits
AAA studios releasing these games⦠meanwhile theyāre also getting millions in funding
gotta love the post-modern gaming industry

we kept accepting larger files sizes and poorer optimization we would throw more ram at a problem rather than crunch the numbers
star citizen 
its a great time to be a gamer
Spending less time on optimizations means less time and money spent on dev
we need to go back to the dev days of the early 2000s ā 90s
see i still dont even know what this means
God i hate how corporate games sre
devs were pulling some miracles in the name of optimization lol
I think we should just stop making games
Thats why I love TIS
There are enough. It's time
the PS2 literally had 32mb of ram and managed to load an entire open world without loading times, My modern day 2025 laptop struggles to open up more than 5 tabs of chrome
Including the top level
so real
when i open a modern game these days i mostly go for making the aa not look like trash that can give me migraines & seizures but a lot of them look like complete garbo or/AND still run like shit after that
Will and Lemmy are passionate people
real
this is the problem right here
we keep accepting
we honestly need a modern day gaming crash
we let this shit slide
we need to lose some big names
we buy the 200gb cod
call of duty
It does happen sometimes
Its clear that the latest bf is more hyped than cod
Noone is excited for the latest cod
gaming development has become so inflated its borderline gatekept, even indie development is essentially a lesser form of itself its just everyone is expecting a slice of your pie before its even began fucking baking
as a developer it must be exhausting
iāve heard the new gta will be in the ballpark of 300gb storage 
give the game industyr back to the enthusiasts and hobbists
But BF is gonna be a smash hit purely cause it made some effort to be what it used to be
barely anyone even cares about bo7
I mean realistically BF isnt even tjat great
But its better than the competition
The standards are low
god i always forget the average gamer only plays shooters & doesnt participate in online discourse
People yearn for the time when games competed on how fun they were
that is true
for anything online actually
i miss when hobbyists wernt gatekept by developer fees and publication issues
cant even push indie games out the door without them imploding
I have never purchased a call of poopy nor a battlefield
ok mr "im better than you"
Yes. I am.
Yeah his point is up his arse
im in sims fandom i always have to remind ppl the average simmer is a teenager or a parent who makes their friends & celebs & doesnt post online at all
so real
Yeah so what I keep it pointy in there
like the publishing fees alone
And everything ray tracing, DLSS, anti aliasing, etc. is literally a scam.
But itās industry standard cause LAZY
My condolences
publishing on steam as an indie dev is borderline extortion
I didnt have a point myself i just said it. you do what you want
thats the case for p much all games imo
Zomboid included
That bit coin virus is gonna lead to bad changes for indie games tooā¦..
you could craft masterpieces and it wouldnt matter if you didnt sell your soul to the slop algorhythm or dumped a fuck ton into marketing and what indie studio has that kind of budget for marketing
Now if I do what I want I'll be obeying an order... So I'm going to do what I don't want to do. How does it feel to be outsmarted Again
the overall cost of game dev by itself is wild⦠especially for anyone without resources like say a massive budget
To be posting on reddit/steam forums/discord you would have to be a smaller percentage of regular users
So any opinions on those platforms are inherently skewed
At least it'll matter to the 5 people who find it
Most people just play the game and move on
You could literally buy a PS1 dev kit in 1999 for $500 and develop your own games send them into net yaroze and have them published on demo discs in less than a year.
imagine if that was the entire cost of an indie game development now
its hard to imagine ppl who dont participate in online zomboid discourse having the absurd playtime that some of us have but they prolly exist
There is a reason stuff us more nerdy gamers consider slop is so popular. There are many more people who play yearly stuff like nba2k, cod, fifa
Nintendo has a department that handles game applications. They get something like 1,500 games per month and decline over 98% of them.
They simply play it and thats as far as they go
Why does your name have a period after Dr? Are you impersonating an American
took sm effort not to namedrop fifa in what i was saying earlier but i was like not rdy to back up that i think the avg gamer plays sports games
being a passionate game dev in 2025 is a one way trip to have your soul ripped from your boduy and your passion project stolen from you
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Only people who would have to consider the user bases opinion is games with smaller user bases
Something niche
who the fuck wants to live in this game industry lets be real
I think that's only true if you're a passionate non-indie game dev with high expectations
There are still plenty of people out there making games because they just like it, for fun
play sport?
Understandable
Iām bitter, but passion WILL take you far.
Schedule 1 is a perfect example how a single dude can cook entire AAA studios to the point they try to sue him
i have a bad knee & i need tony hawks pro skater to cope
thats the "if you wanna play cod enlist in the army" argument
tbf, too many indie devs are following the same formulas ā which are leading to higher chances of failure
I never understood the point of war games
ig the team management aspect of it is unique to the digital medium?
Or everyoneās favorite cute spider girl
Limitation literally breeds creativity, you dont need a multi billion dollar company and game engine to make amazing games you just need a great idea and a drive to bring it to fruition.
see like i can enjoy shooter gameplay but if it doesnt come with an rpg i prolly wont touch it & theres just ppl who literally dont even WANT the rpg part
nah not really playing sports for fun is way more accessible and sensible than joining up
4 dudes. Passion. Love for gaming. Silk song
& brother, theres ppl who dont even want the game part
not having to dedicate hours of your life to something irl is unique to the digital medium
Sports games require less physical exertion, don't require meeting up with other people in person, and you can probably see quicker gains in skills compared to if you learned the actual sport. These are just a few reasons off the top of my head as someone who does not play sports games ever
Same with PZ to be honest.
Indie studios that legit care about their game get noticed
that is true
but can you get home from work and just decide to play a football match at any point whenever you want
Even if you are physically tired
I think its not a good argument
I suppose so
can u play solo football
I donāt play sports
but I thought the point was the physical aspect
thatās why I donāt get it
I personally dont like most sports, except for combat ones, but i get why people would want to play it as a videogame
the ball game is to use your body to manipulate ball
If the point were entirely the physical aspect idt the games would be so popular
the same argument could be used for shooting
sports games also arent sports in like any real way & u can tell when ur playing them. theyre literally just digital fantasy football, which is literally just sports ttrpg, so on & so forth
i would actually destroy Frogski 1 on 1 basketball
in fact i think most sports fans like the fan aspect of it
its just an ecosystem that rewards people who follow the rules of the sport, its literally quick dump dopamine sports
Cheering for someone
thats the point of sports games
eSports enjoyers are coming to drop some knowledge bombs
do y'all even know abt fantasy football
i know about it
no im a lesbian
Is that like when you have to roll a d20 to see whether you score
this is not related in any way
tbh it sounds like something a lesbian would do
less so, because I have no desire to shoot a real person even if the satisfaction of hitting a moving target under pressure is interesting
im also a lesbian what r u implying!!!!
I used to work on mods and helping people mod bethesda games upwards of 20 hours a week.
I donāt have that kind of time anymore, but for a good 7+ years that was part of my daily grind.
And while I never did it for the money, thatās basically 8,000 HOURS of unpaid labor.
One of the mods I worked has a few million downloads. Total financial profit: $10
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the lesbian council is not taking away my butch card for knowing abt sports
sorry, its been decided
Its over
what has the world come to

lesbians cant even base a ball in this day n age
You may appeal in 6 months
What the fuck I thought that was fartass
Hi so I got an idea for PZ, itās not enough to make an actual proper suggestion post on the forums
Fartass isnt lesbian he is male homosexual
how even
That's why that message confused me
I was thinking the typing style seems very different but I figured it was just fartnuts trying smth new
This makes more sense
is identity theft rly this easy
No I'm just stupid
now that you say it i havent seen fartass in a while
I think any well adjusted person would much rather play a shooter than have to shoot a real person, I donāt think thatās a good comparison to not understanding why people would prefer to sit and pretend to play with a ball than play with a ball
he was here yesterday
its so nice of you to be honest for once
I think I saw him when I was here last but I've been a bit on and off
That was me quoting a character, of course
its just in general, videogames let you do something immediately in ways you cannot do irl
legally speaking u need an adhd dx to start typing like this
you cannot for example drive a ferrari f1 car
Dx stands for diagxnosis
watch me
or be in arsenal
yes, that makes sense to me
ive been an arsenal all my life
rx stands for rexscription
the point is why would you try to digitally experience something so mundane
or do any of it the second you get back from work at 6pm
This is True
its mundane to you
im sure shooting guns at stuff is mundane to lots of people too
that is true
they made a 2nd helldivers?
Yet I love to load up H3VR and shoot at targets, and so do many people
yeah diver dudes 2
were it me i would not dive to hell a 1st time much less a 2nd
Im famous in Helldivers!
thats u, the helldiver
something has gone terribly wrong
where is the other pipe
i didnt realise you could die once you got in the pelican
Well modded skin. But I roleplay as Jane Helldiver, sister of John.
Iām becoming a meme š
Been wanting to try helldivers but haven't cuz I don't like random lobbies lol
Activate a hellbomb backpack THEN board as the last person!
im a bit of an epic may may myself
Dive with me!
I have approximately 14 hours now on the game (rookie numbers I know) and I am only now not really hating it!
I usually play lower tier difficulties with my irl frjends for the same reason
What do i gotta buy to get odst
the newest warbond
I drop on cadets to help them find super credits and samples to level up.
I got it immediately
You do what to who
Jane Zomboid had more kills than John Zomboid on the last mp game I did lol
You can farm in game credits.
15 hours on average to unlock any warbond.
Yeah not a clue chap
I think that super credits farming stuff is for people who have the time to do allat
whats a super credit
im glad there is at least an option tho
hell diver thingy
the helldivers
OH. you quoted that but I was talking about pz š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Thats why i was so confused
Man i barely got enough to buy the standard
also last time i played helldivers there was a bug where the bots killed themselves before they got to me
I failed 2 survival missions cause of that
I can't afford to get odst will it be permanently in the store
Its funny that a sony dev team paid more respect to halo than microsoft did
In game currency.
Again I spoke to the guy who is the reason halo 3 odst is called odst instead of recon
Yeah I donāt farm. But I also 100% every mission.
On average I play 3-4 hours a day. Level 120 and I have every warbond but the last 2
Do ppl still play infinite
He also worked on reach as a design lead, balancing all the weapons
Both Reach and ODST are my childhood formative games
Im so glad I ended up working here
Reach is still fun to play
Ive been replaying all the Halo games in the master chief collection recently and reach and ODST are still the games that hold up well imo
I wish the odst realism mod got updated
Yeah. Halo still has players. Streamers too
ima be real
Just don't have mcc atm cuz I needed space for some games I may get
Halo 3 odst firefight > Reach firefight
Just no games that my friends play
Yeah i agree
only thing i dont like about odst firefight is the catch skull š
i always turn it off
Catch os fun asf
because its nonstop grenades
Do u play randoms on mcc
ODST firefight was built from the ground up
We prolly ran into eachother I played a ton
want a tip on how to lose a friend you dont want to be friends with?
ODST firefight was still the best
buy them halo 4
The health limitation helped too
i like playing floodfight
Unlike reach with rechargable shields having a stamina + health mechanic made it tougher
While the player was still very strong
Halo really needs more games like ODST
They were weaker
Playing a supersoldier gets boring
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sadly we wont get them
damn
i want a survival horror game where its the covenant invasion of earth and you are just a civilian
A java/jar application
Look at the nexus. You may like tactical ODST mod
have fun going toe to toe with a elite as a normal human š
or even worse
a brute
But it was the most in depth mobile rpg at the time
even chief had trouble taking one down and it was only ONE
I have fond memories of it
I think thats more of a writer thing tbh. Him struggling with brutes is more accurate imo
Thats the problem with halo lore, books are too inconsistent
him and his cqb knwoledge
But yeah p much all covies are just bettrr than humans
100%
Not even
master keef
they can be 6ft tall
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Like 411
yet i still sympathise with the covenant
To 6ft ueah
People think they could beat a grunt cause you play as a 7ft tall roided up freak
I'm dying
also dont forget the weapons are like...
Instant death
yeah.
Grunts are like if chimps were smart, 5-6ft tall, had scales that could withstand 9mm bullets, and had guns and armour
And also really wanted you dead
pat pat pat
its funny that grunts were also space weebs lmao
i feel like the easiest to get along with in universe would be Sangheili after the war
Nutty abilities when it comes to learning
My god, i saw the message that stuck here unsended sinse the last friday.
sweet little space geeks
pat pat pa- crunch AAAAAAAAAAAARGH
I'd like to think grunts would be chill to hang with
i would get faded with a grunt
they are p much forced to participate
the grunt rebellion is some fun lore to get into
In front of them
if we found them first we'd get along well
Yapyap
Jackals poisoned the breeding things for grunts and then the grunts got angry and fucked shit up
Proved to the covvies the grunts weren't a joke
Didn't it was obvious, that Kerfurs are explode upon patting?
They were going toe to toe with massive forces
half lifeb
Bahalo had to be glassed for them to submit again lmao
idk i dont know much about votv lore
Isn't it crazy how there are banished spartans
we're talking about halo
i love halo lore
Okay then
its crazy that thats the only reason they had armpur and guns
im still confused as how the fuck the infinity lost against the banished in Halo infinite.
I remember, that one of leading DOOM developers said about lore and plot in shooter in general
cause they proved their mettle
haalfb lifbde
All of that shit suppose to be no more than in porn movies
Lalalala
bro half of the grunts are called yapyapš
sing it
ah helo gordn feetman
i am about to play gundam TCG
isnt there like 1 or 2
barniby fromb blab mebser
and both died
okay mb
yet most of their top military figures were the ones who did the most fucked up war crimes
against humans
The infinity is only one ship
yeah but its massive
Also, the only reason the covenant lost is because of their civil war
yeah...
Humanity was absolutely fucked
They had 0 chance until the schism
The infinity is the best humanity could do, as a result of studying covvie tech
thank god shooter convo turned back into something where i understand every like 3 words
Although i do think itd lazy how it got demolished
Its not totally unbelievable but the infinity AND cortana dying offscreen is just, not good
i wish we would see traitor divers as a separate faction in HD2. Maybe not with their own sector but as movements popping up on random planets that you need to crush
Its clear that 343 wanted to wipe halo 4 and 5 from the lore
The "reclaimer" saga lol
dihclaimer
I honestly think thered be less controversy if they simply let master chief be MIA
and just started a new story
ppl would eat that up
Bungie wrapped up the trilogy properly
but then hold out for master chief to come back against all odds
They have hundreds of years of lore to choose from for their games
if im understanding the irl time frame right
They could have done something like reach, maybe a marine focused halo. Or a prequel with the gen 2 spartans
im just saying in like fan reception ppl love to imagine their favs r busy offscreen
instead of being died or whatever
People love an expansion on their lore
flood horror game when
^
Halo 3 even had those ads with the veterans of the covenant-human war
i dont go here fwiw but im gonna get into halo someday mark my words
Could have ended it there, and just filled in massive gaps in game lore
hell, Id love an innie war
A human enemy faction
Thats why spartans were made to begin with
Or maybe earlier war stuff like reach
So much potential, instead of making up new lore and beating the dead horse that is master chief
He already died once, let him rest
master keef
we can rebuild him
I yearn for an odst type game
odst was my entry to halo as a franchise
and its still my favourite
my download is ragebaiting me
I didnt even speak english back then
it stops whenever I look away and goes back up when i look
did the original have ctf
Ctf?
I SWEAR IT JUST HAPPENED NOW
P sure yeah
i played that one
Combat evolved?
idk i couldnt read
that looks like it
yeah thats the first one
I had one of the first xboxes in my country
Played odst in english even though i didnt speak a lick of it
i wonder what that was like
still, forever my favourite
always knew you were secretely rich
what would it sound like
I asked my britsh stepdad what "Press RB to reload gun" meant
habn lf life
I somehow managed to beat the game based on vibes
It helped that trigger was shoot
the rest i figured out as i went
Well I was poor as fuck up to that point
you had an xbox... and you were one of the first in your country to have one
I suppose I was kyrgyz well off for a bit, till we moved to the uk
Halo 3 odst, lego indiana jones and forza motorsport 3 were the first games i played on a console i owned
And it was all in english so i didnt understand shit
lego indiana jones is the only lego game i really liked so good for its time
Im stuck on a initializing screen when i try to play on my server how do i fix it?
what do yall know about lego worlds
I loved the lego games
@stone meadow have you played the XAM mod or Brutality evolved mods for haloCE
Before they had voiced lines
Lego batman on 360
what was your last lego game that you played
yep lego batman was great
heh heeeeh!
not sure
i think lego batman 2?
lego world for me i hopped on the minecraft killer hype train and it ended up being a bad game
Open world was cool
split screen multiplayer era
And the mission were like the movies but goofier
I also had lego indiana jones 2, and my little brother who was like 4 at the time deleted my 90% save
STOP SCREEN PEEKING
I was so mad
Ptsd from my little big planet save being deleted
I still give him shit for it, but just to tease him
For need for speed
lmao, yeah
i played halo with my lil bro
Always told him off for screen peeking (i was also screen peeking)
Screen peeking is so dirty
gaayyyy
Especially when ur playing an objective based gamemode
Halo reach forge world was soo good for a local multiplayer
Me and my brother and stepbrothers had a thing where we all built our bases
And then all attacked each other
in forge world
the grid
I had the grid as a roof
Just wish i had ppl to play this shit with
hawg what the hell are you playing
Looks like cursed halo
combat tylenoled
wait is that political
banned
i thought it was a meme now
wait what is the origin hold on
Ppl be thinking political memes is funny
Me sitting there watching the world fall apart:
i will never own a house
I'll never live this life sadly
what if i mention autism in general
I earn more than 75% of uk
is that political now
And I can barely afford rent
Im a student and my sf doesnt even cover my rent
where is the uncle who gets stolen from by the girl with the mother whos never home
within 10 minutes my instagram reels turned into 50% doohickeys and 50% one single ghanaian uncle sacrificing his family members in rituals
you will own nothing and be happy. Now finance your dominos order
Buy now pay later
You dont eat anything with red dye in it anymore?
Im currently on jury service in the uk. Im out of pocket doing something im forced to do š¤£š¤£š¤£
my reels constantly shift from schizoposts to memes
wait we have jury duty in the uk?
see i could do this or get myself on a watchlist or 7
Typa shit on my fyp
no red40 unfortunately
@polar kernel
Yes mate, we live in a democracy š¤£š¤£ or so they say
Ive never heard of that
Learn something new everyday I guess?
do i hear a POLITICAL OPINION???
kill this guy immediately
Immediate death
Its random, you have to be aged 18 or over. But yeah completely random
you need to jnstall a russian language pack
or whatever the language was
Aliens have taken control of ur computer
usually its russian
my dads crediting my interest in mtg to tylenol as if i didnt start weaning myself off tylenol after my surgery... whats that all abt
home only supportss one language pack
Some people make it their whole lives before being chosen. I somehow only made it to 20
thats wrong
if i get chosen for jury duty im ragebaiting the defendant
allegedlt
you can have multiple languages
finally speaking my language
anyway i have a third eye in my bumhole
go to region and language settings
i just guess buttons
Bros just jealous of ur mythic cards
greek
do you not have a russian keyboard?
i do
i dont own cards i print proxies exclusively
this is what greek looks like to greeks btw
weird
I swear those are Russian, nor Greek characters

some of these shits r too expensive i printed off a 33k card the other day for shits n giggles
they are broken extended latin characters
thats wild, literally never heard of it or known anyone chosen for it
Thought so š¤£
im making a joke about the greek alphabet
Apparently im thick as a wall
was it at least a place close to you
Yeah, you get selected to go to the court for your area
So its only usually crown court
bruh
if its anything like the us theres like a 1% chance u even end up on the jury
is that 1980 pricing
wall insulation š¤¤
a bus pass one way costs £3
so generous of them to reimburse 70% of your travel
Blinker checkpoint
I believe the funding comes from the same time they decided they all need to wear wigs.
everyone make sure to pull your vape out and toss it in the bin
Wig fund : £20k
Jury travel fund £Tescos Meal deal
Howdy folks
Not every vape is nicotine
Have you actually seen how expensive all the wigs and gowns are?
yeah and
Theyre crazy
Have you vorn vigs?
have you worn wigs
considering its govt expenses,im sure its 5x more than it should be
VILL YOY WEAR VIGS?
great minds think alike
IM FIRST
NO YOURE NOT
HAHAHA
i am cause im literally yime zone is first
Albert
Liar
im actually in GMT-25 so i win
liar liar friends on fire

Yeah well my country decided all the time zones are based around mine so ultimately I win
I thought it was just gonna be a fantasy story of a fox like creature with hollowknight gameplay, I was wrong
9 souls small spoiler
Oh yeah we are the default
My gif didnt gif
Thats why i win poopers
Sad cowboy emoji
same but i live in the capital so i win even more
too low level
nope
The slander
thats so high quality
lundun mayte
Oh dear.
you want some?
bo'oe'w'a'er
ill give it ya
Walked into the wrong laundromat
wahalli famalam i will back out the rambo
Mandem wanna come to these ends and talk this to me.
Ok lets move swiftly along
Have you had your court thing yet?
init
Im on a case rn
sry i didnt see otherwise i wouldve repos- ew nvm
We run from the court
Courts dont work over the weekend
Because we dont serve justice outside of working hours in this country
U need to see some specialists comrade
Do you have to stay near the courts?
Exactly
purge day twice a week
Is that expensed?
wat
I get fined if I don't attend so sort of
yeah my mate got stopped after a robbery at 23:59 on a friday and he tried running and the copper just turned right around as soon as it hit midnight and wished my mate a pleasant evening
thats so stupid
Its funny how they call em covid masks
this is the second time in like four years that im getting sick
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awfully frequent mate
In asian countries people just wear them when theyre sick to not infect others
i call mine by their name but no one wants to hear that
I am just getting over a chest cold
what if it's leukemia
at least its not lupus
ppl wear surgicals tho & then get shocked when they get sick anyway. as if respiratory viruses r only transmitted by spit
It's not strong enough
i had RSV a month ago and it sucked
I get sick about every 2 weeks from my job I wish it was only the second time in 2 years
A surgical mask isnt a foolproof infection protection
naw yea if u get sick u deffo gotta look into proper respirators
they rly arent much of anything cos they dont have a seal
Imagine my monumental immune system now though
Its more to just reduce the chance of you both catching and spreading it
i'll ask the devs to buff the infection protection then
They are
masks need to actually form a seal on ur face to filter properly otherwise air is just coming in from the sides
just remove ur cells
I stayed inside when covid was rampant
The seal is only for respiratory stuff
Still caught it
it blocks spit but it isnt filtering the air that goes to/from ur face
yea we're talking abt respiratory illness tho
For my job i failed the fit test for the proper masks, so I have to wear the whole ass hood
Spit is a pretty large amount of how infection spreads
We were looking at this airbnb for a holiday with our friends and I thought this one we were looking at was fine until I got to this picture and now I'm just oddly creeped out
The best thing to do if u can is stay home if ur infected
Its not a prevention, its a reduction
ur joking right? u dont seriously think spit is the primary transmission vector for respiratory illness?
mr anderson
thats a nice cuckchair
do you know what coughing is
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wait it doesnt have arm rests
If i sneeze in your face vs standing next to you, whats more likely to infect you?
its a negligent reduction compared to wearing a proper mask with a seal. ppl need to upgrade
yes, do u?
coughing propells ur spit
What is going on
so no air comes out of ur face when u sneeze, just snot?
When did i say that
@graceful dust are you ragebaiting or
Nah this is a good sign to me
The freak room
the particles that transmit respiratory illness r typically too small to be forced thru filters without a seal
they just go around
Having actual spit droplets in your face vs just something that is in the air
they go where the air flows
OOOO! AAAA! OOOO! AAAA! š£ļø
"just something thats in the air" kills ppls bro
bruh
