general_chat

[candid patio]

so i just hide it

[graceful dust]

never do it if u think ur built different

[candid patio]

could you imagine going outside without a leatherman?

[tall glen]

just carry a foldable gun

[twin bear]

i dont own one but i know of the power they hold

[toxic relic]

dude practicing his effects work

[tall glen]

throws judomaster at zozo

[twin bear]

my brother cousin and almost every person i meet who works in labor has one

which is weird

[karmic jetty]

no

i always go in raw

[onyx igloo]

y?

[tall glen]

rawdogging

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout1-mutant-vault13-bad-ending-vaulter-gif-27300695

[toxic relic]

when this happens you know its either a solid product or everyone in that industry got forced to get one lol,

if they all use it regularly then its the former

[graceful dust]

took me too long to understand cos ur referring to multitools by a brand name loool

[tall glen]

https://youtu.be/0esXtkFP84c dont watch this them

[candid patio]

no knives or some shit... even though the building maintenance guys have all sorts of scary implements with them

[karmic jetty]

episode 7 was crazy tho

cant believe vigilante would do that

[twin bear]

they seem extremely handy and not overpriced for what they do

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

im not watchin

[twin bear]

which is so much lol

[tall glen]

which vig stabbed him?

[karmic jetty]

the og

[tall glen]

oh

[twin bear]

shanked

[tall glen]

I cant tell the difference

[karmic jetty]

he said he didnt know after

i feel like keith definitely wants revenge

[toxic relic]

if you do want one i recommend the surge

[tall glen]

spoiler alert

keith aint showing back up

[candid patio]

well first of all mine is a leatherman
second of all... do you make a photographic printed copy of a piece of paper... or do you xerox it?
do you put on a disposable adhesive bandage, or a bandaid?
do you call it a personal watercraft, or a seadoo?
do you perform an internet search query or do you fucking google it?

[tall glen]

that storyline is closed

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

all the tools have porno names

[tall glen]

gun was originally gonna have keith shot by harcourt

but they changed it last minute

to leave it open

[toxic relic]

so you're a brand cuck

curious

[onyx igloo]

when i heard leatherman i thought of those leather rolls for tool

[toxic relic]

haha

those are cool

[onyx igloo]

i like those and i should buy one

[toxic relic]

but its just a multitool brand

[graceful dust]

i mean i literally didnt know what a leatherman was but ive seen multitools before. also idk what xeroxing or a seadoo is

[tall glen]

leatherman is a tool that does many things, poorly

[toxic relic]

HAHA

[tall glen]

leatherman still better then a swiss army knife

[graceful dust]

or like i kinda know what xeroxing is but i make copies on a daily basis i never "xerox" them

[onyx igloo]

me with a swiss army knife

[karmic jetty]

leatherman

[onyx igloo]

i have an older model though

[tall glen]

leatherman is a terrifying horror villian

[onyx igloo]

marlboro branded seiss army knife

[graceful dust]

swiss army knife is Just There™ in case u need something to be Just There™

[karmic jetty]

latherman

[tall glen]

you's gonna fuck you and kill you

or the other way around

[candid patio]

no i'm not a brand cuck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generic_trademark

[toxic relic]

copium

thats just copium

[karmic jetty]

colgate

[onyx igloo]

ive never heard leatherman as a generic name

[toxic relic]

i dont think this is universal either lol

[candid patio]

i feel like i'm being rage baited.

[tall glen]

reynolds wrap

[graceful dust]

ok but like ppl SAY multitool ?!

[tall glen]

saran wrap

[karmic jetty]

hes yanking ur pizzle

[toxic relic]

this is my honest opinion dude

im not jorking you

[tall glen]

sears makes a multitool

[toxic relic]

genuinely lol

[tall glen]

Gerber makes a good multitool

[graceful dust]

in my 30 yrs of life i have never heard someone call a multitool a leatherman & ive never seen a multitool where its defining feature was the brand

[onyx igloo]

my dad has a gerber

its nice

[candid patio]

i have a gerber too lol

[karmic jetty]

the heck is a leatherman

[toxic relic]

multitool

[graceful dust]

a brand of multitool

[toxic relic]

brand

[onyx igloo]

knife brand

[tall glen]

a horror villian with a gimp mask

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

new batman rogue gallery entry

[tall glen]

also he's covered in baby oil

[karmic jetty]

nah he wouldnt be with batmans rogues

[tall glen]

and you take off the mask, and its PDiddy

[karmic jetty]

prolly flashs

dood i love the rogues from flasg

theyre so pog

[candid patio]

i have a small collection of multitools because i feel naked without one and i have a habit of losing things or forgetting things

[karmic jetty]

u got me again flash!

so silly

[graceful dust]

i just carry around a big toolbox like a real man

[harsh vault]

robust of you frfr

[toxic relic]

its good to have a multitool on you

[toxic relic]

spess

[candid patio]

did you just unironically reference sears?

[tall glen]

I carry around generator and a compressor and air powered tools

[onyx igloo]

i need a leather roll for my stuff

[harsh vault]

hes peak tider

[onyx igloo]

i keep losing it

[tall glen]

sears exists still

kinda

[candid patio]

this seems like a lot but i vibe with it

[graceful dust]

say whatever u want i legit have to take every tool i own on my next outing lol

[tall glen]

lifetime warranty damnit

[karmic jetty]

only multitool i need are my FISTS

gogo gadget throw hands

[twin bear]

😭

[tall glen]

zozo's fists

[candid patio]

in the winter time i keep a propane buddy heater and at least 8 cans of propane for it in my car

[toxic relic]

zo is a human being

[candid patio]

this is fair. sorry to give you shit.

[candid patio]

surely zo is a cat

[tall glen]

fartass you're not even a human being

[harsh vault]

hai slappy

[candid patio]

hi floof

[harsh vault]

it me

[candid patio]

how do you feel about deserts?

[toxic relic]

im just an old man

[onyx igloo]

really
i thought they were a sentient sack of rocks

[harsh vault]

like desert or dessert

[candid patio]

i know how to spell the thing i want more of

[harsh vault]

i like salt flats but sadly they dont count

[tall glen]

a desert of desserts

[toxic relic]

slappy wants validation that his irrational hatred of deserts isnt irrational

[candid patio]

you just wanna go fast

[harsh vault]

ofc i do

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/enemy-gif-25591736

[charred lion]

desert

[karmic jetty]

doon

[candid patio]

floof is on team slappy deserts are for recreational vehicles get fucked sand lovers

[twin bear]

a decent tool

[charred lion]

doon

[onyx igloo]

doon

[tall glen]

i swear when these painkillers kick in I will do laundry

[charred lion]

this guy is NEVER going home

[onyx igloo]

DOOM

[harsh vault]

i dont even think sand flat runs are legal anymore

[charred lion]

this guy was hired a week before the mission and i chucked him through a wormhole

[tall glen]

heres my idea for a leathermen,

[candid patio]

i like this one. i have a decent boot leg of this but its not as cool.

[tall glen]

let me choose what tools I get

[twin bear]

@harsh vault after this wipe ill play pvp again and we can duo

[tall glen]

custom leathermens

[harsh vault]

yippe

[twin bear]

since u mentioned it before

[harsh vault]

:3

[toxic relic]

like a make your own pizza

[charred lion]

do u notice anything about the sky

[tall glen]

like wire strippers instead of a wrench

[twin bear]

yeah i will most likely get a bootleg

[candid patio]

i hope all you desert lovers get wrinkly cracked skin and are eternally cursed with sand in places you don't want it to be in

[twin bear]

RIP random person

[charred lion]

real

[twin bear]

what about tropical enjoyers

[charred lion]

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

[graceful dust]

literally the future desert haters want

[twin bear]

or mountainous weather

or wtv

[bronze moat]

A REAL man does not need tools. He can hammer a nail with his forehead, or scream at a toilet and unclog it with sheer willpower alone

[charred lion]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-2-stilgar-fremen-army-theoryx-gif-8736544640403476643

[candid patio]

i wish for all tropical enjoyers a pleasant and relaxing day, with bottomless pinacoladas and platters of fresh local fruit

[graceful dust]

ok well real men sound stupid so im not doing that

[candid patio]

mountains are my favorite biome my lotr race is dwarf.

coastal mountains mmmmmm

[tall glen]

I am anty bearded dwarf women, but I will allow some nice sideburns

[twin bear]

anyone else try to make a colony on higher level in drawf fortress

[tall glen]

maybe a waxed mustache

[twin bear]

instead of mining

[graceful dust]

thats a lot of words for "coward"

[toxic relic]

all dwarves are gay

they make more using rock magic

and forging

[tall glen]

my dwarves when they run out of beer and die of thirst, cause they dont want to drink water

[twin bear]

they always look good games at least if the graphics and design do the mountains justice

[bronze moat]

if I played forf forfress would end up spending entire weeks in it and never play anything else

[charred lion]

@swift drift come back

i miss deano

[graceful dust]

i need to go back to forf fortress eventually

[candid patio]

you should do this. you won't regret it.

[tall glen]

I like dropping raiding goblins, 40 floors down into lava

[twin bear]

only thing that keeps me from playing it is im new still

[graceful dust]

it just stopped being quite as novelwhen i found out how not to get curbstomped by megabeasts

[twin bear]

so i dont like the suffering as much

[karmic jetty]

where is he

[charred lion]

new star system

but also

that black hole

is a black hole

crazy

[onyx igloo]

do you think dwarve tv is just those how its made videos

but with only forged items

[twin bear]

dlc simulator added a new star system as well

[graceful dust]

i think dwarves would get restless watching that

[charred lion]

stellaris?

[twin bear]

oh to forge a legendary sword ahh film

[graceful dust]

why watch when u can do

[onyx igloo]

4 HOURS OF MINING IN DEEP CAVE STREAM!

[twin bear]

star citizen

[tall glen]

build a dwarf tower

[loud pumice]

I found this game called project zomboid

[tall glen]

build up

[charred lion]

then why call it dlc simulator

[toxic relic]

and monster truck rallies

[charred lion]

there are no dlcs

[loud pumice]

I think it's pretty cool

[tall glen]

I've been playing Norland

[charred lion]

dlc simulator way better describes stellaris because theres a new dlc every 2 days

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-jam-el-toro-loco-two-wheels-stunt-skills-gif-2153228641408689440

[twin bear]

why did we see u playing everything but that 🥀

[neon bramble]

every dlc guts an existing one to paywall it

[loud pumice]

B42 pls

[graceful dust]

has anyone else played silent hill f yet

[loud pumice]

F that

[tall glen]

hows the porn potential

[graceful dust]

i wish i could f that its such a good game

[twin bear]

nah sc has ship dlc

[twin bear]

but i get what u mean

[onyx igloo]

what

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/itstommylove-tommylove-tommy-stalker-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-gif-3287512186578866085

[tall glen]

you look at me like its an odd question

[onyx igloo]

look man im confused what your talking about

[loud pumice]

I played a couple hundred hrs in star citizen, don't buy a single ship in the shop. It's such a waste of money.

[onyx igloo]

thep potential of what

[twin bear]

bros got ptsd from resident evil

[tall glen]

they will turn it into pornography

[toxic relic]

did you get a bastard and kill the bishop yet

[loud pumice]

Play the game, get maybe 2 mil and buy a fighter. You're set.

[twin bear]

u can get almost anything for free iirc

[loud pumice]

Yes

[tall glen]

I need a bastard for sure

then hand him the throne

[loud pumice]

But the in-game prices make no sense and almost all the ships are useless.

[candid patio]

i had to dig for it

[tall glen]

cause my wife is infertile

[candid patio]

but here's one of my favorite residential floors i ever made on df

[loud pumice]

The balancing is very bad, avoid ballistics at all cost. Missiles suck and so does torpedos.

[twin bear]

🔥

[loud pumice]

Lasers are king

[twin bear]

dam

[graceful dust]

i love symmetrical ones like this tbh, mine kinda looked like this too

[candid patio]

the "big" rooms on the corners were for important people

[twin bear]

i like the sandbox aspect just not the jank that i see unless u have a beast of a pc

but then again it still runs ok

[loud pumice]

My favorite ship is the anvil hawk, but just get either a gladius, an arrow or a hornet. You would be set for the majority of the games content and lack of it

[neon bramble]

aren't people paying thousands of dollars for ships

[graceful dust]

except i think i had a thing where every 3 rooms there would be a hallway to the next area so dwarves wouldnt have to walk down long hallways

[neon bramble]

what the fuck are those for then

[twin bear]

all so they cant lose em

[graceful dust]

i can prolly load up that save later

[twin bear]

and so they dont wanna grind

sadly

[loud pumice]

The jank is bad, really really bad, my $3k PC struggles to stay at 60fps.

[neon bramble]

that sounds jank

[charred lion]

sounds like a skill issue

[loud pumice]

Your mom

[neon bramble]

jorking in a big ship you cant lose so you just throw it at every problem

[charred lion]

my pc is cheaper than that and runs 120fps on max settings with zero issues

[candid patio]

this unironically resonates with my soul

[twin bear]

bro could run streets

[charred lion]

even flying an idris, one of the largest most detailed available ships

[twin bear]

dam

[loud pumice]

Name your gpu

[charred lion]

amd radeon rx 7900 xtx

[graceful dust]

ur moms gpu 😔

[loud pumice]

If you got a 1k gpu, then yeah

[candid patio]

I could never go to a monster truck rally... but if my friend just happened to have some monster trucks and access to a monster truck arena and he invited me over... i'd be there.

[charred lion]

smh

[graceful dust]

idk my amds but it doesnt sound bad

[charred lion]

it ran mostly fine on my gtx 1060 too

[loud pumice]

I got a $650, I run smooth, but the jank is janky

[twin bear]

same

[loud pumice]

I look sexy though, would you kiss me?

[twin bear]

i dont wanna have to watch id rather drive

[graceful dust]

i have a gtx 1070 so a lot of modern games look & run like hot garbage for me

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kiss-gif-25376137

[graceful dust]

like its been used every day for the last 8 yrs or so

[loud pumice]

+1 for me

[charred lion]

the humble G17 discount code for gpu's and pretty much anything:

[candid patio]

the one exception to this is when my friend is a significantly better/braver driver than me.

[loud pumice]

So this PZ I keep hearing about, do tell?

[graceful dust]

doesnt matter how low we go, my wallet can be humbler

[charred lion]

the G17 discount can reach up to 100% off on really anything

[loud pumice]

It do be B42

[twin bear]

theres always that one guy who drives like hes in a rally

oh yeah i forgot dude vr rally racing is sweeet

[graceful dust]

& wheres the discount on the G17?

[charred lion]

another G17

[candid patio]

this mask is giving dia de la muerta and not "bad ass cool guy"

[twin bear]

do u have npcs

[charred lion]

borrow a G17 from your friend to get 100% off on your own G17

[graceful dust]

i will not buy ur makeup or ur tupperware never darken my doorstep again

[loud pumice]

Once you get on your shroom trip, you'll be terrified of me

[candid patio]

i'm telling myself that's a lightsaber and i won't hear anything else

[charred lion]

i actually dont know if youve caught the joke yet but the discount code is armed robbery

[twin bear]

then u get 100% discount on all things

[graceful dust]

i know but ur also proposing a pyramid scheme

[loud pumice]

Tell me, what color is my saber?

[charred lion]

nuh uh

[twin bear]

is this a badass then

[charred lion]

u borrow your friend's gun to get your own gun and then give it back and dont pass it on at all

[candid patio]

that shits red af fam

[loud pumice]

Am I purple like Mace Windu?

[twin bear]

glowy urple

[charred lion]

no because you're not Mace Windu

[candid patio]

if you are you are a poser ass bitch and i don't think that of you

[charred lion]

nobody is except Mace Windu

although

[twin bear]

everyone is glowing from the radiation poisoning

[charred lion]

Samuel L Jackson is Mace Windu on Thursdays sometimes

so he gets a free pass

[graceful dust]

i was just thinking of starting an etsy shop idk

[loud pumice]

How can I convince slappy that I'm cool purple pimp jedi

[charred lion]

custom painted guns i like it

[candid patio]

(sorry if its purple, i don't really think you are a poser ass bitch <3)

[graceful dust]

i havent been gaming much lately ive been doing paper craft so pc parts have fallen so far down the list

[loud pumice]

The force be going hard bruh

[graceful dust]

my roommate actually pulled out a box of 3D printed guns earlier. for minis

[charred lion]

hell yeah

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-palpatine-palpatine-gif-11675536987308658816

[graceful dust]

i cant rob a tech company w em

[loud pumice]

I can sense the next elder scrolls is around the corner with how strong the force be hitting me

[charred lion]

if i wanna get a replica AK here i need a UKARA so i might just become an ig reel schizophrenic

[loud pumice]

Hits hard man

[charred lion]

and then a 3 letter agency will supply me with real firearms

[loud pumice]

The ATF

[graceful dust]

i did at one point have enuf money to spend on a new gpu but i bought a machine cutter instead lol

[loud pumice]

They a real one for that

[twin bear]

lucky me i can have almost anything demilled or wtv

[charred lion]

ATF, CIA, FBI, NSA, MI5, take your pick

anyway im gone

[loud pumice]

You'll be back

🫵

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/spys-spione-gif-12993773681532271276

[loud pumice]

If you get robbed, make sure you carry a velcro wallet, the robber will say "nah bro, keep it" every time.

That's my advice for y'all

[twin bear]

the funniest part is it might not be the fbi but it might be someone watching everyone on mainstream networks

which would be funny but scary

[graceful dust]

tell them abt my etsy shop

[twin bear]

do it tho and if u end up doing it ill check it out

etsy is expensive but i like shopping on it

[graceful dust]

being fr i dont rly wanna mess with etsy theyre not good

[twin bear]

i heard they take a ton of money from the creators

and other things

[graceful dust]

etsy & redbubble will fuck ppl over to the tune of like tens of thousands of dollars for no reason

[twin bear]

i would like to make some of my own gear for a few games if i ever actually have a garage

[candid patio]

I own a shitty velcro wallet full of credit cards that aren't mine, empty gift cards, and $17 of really beat up cash. I keep it in my pocket when I'm traveling and I hide my important stuff in protected locations

[graceful dust]

im thinking if i make anything for profit it'll prolly be models for my roommate to 3D print & sell

[twin bear]

what kind of models

[graceful dust]

idk yet

[twin bear]

ppl buy that stuff up

[graceful dust]

game pieces most likely, & not like figs but more like lil tokens etc

[twin bear]

you could even do like lil loot drops

just dont call em that cuz im not sure if thats copyrighted lol

[graceful dust]

like random stuff? idk

i only wanna make the things i wanna make & use

honestly if i can ever get the money i'll get a filament printer & then i'll rly be on one

[twin bear]

yk smth funny i was gonna set up a way to make display bottles of perks from zombies and it was oddly cheap

only thing that would have been pricey would be getting the stickers made

[languid meadow]

Everything is pricy nowadays

[karmic jetty]

ayooo https://youtu.be/8aulMPhE12g?si=9Vs64WG7kaX90g85

gotta watch

[graceful dust]

with a cutting machine sickers r so ez

[bronze moat]

Don't fret. Everything right now is the CHEAPEST it will ever be.

[graceful dust]

like i basically got a bunch of stuff so i could make rly nice looking mtg/fab proxies & netrunner cards. i have a good printer & machine cutter & it came with the benefit that i can also make stickers

[twin bear]

im better off ordering a sheet and cutting them since i dont need them to be used for people using them as stickers since they function as lebels

[graceful dust]

i also figured out how to get a good cardboard box-making setup out of it

icic

[twin bear]

dude cardboard is kind of op

speaking of crafts

[graceful dust]

yea soda boxes make rly good card boxes when cut right

[languid meadow]

I prefer indie games nowadays, least they have a actual price tag worth it

[twin bear]

i felt an itch

prolly my brain cells dying

[twin bear]

yeah so few studios with big names nowadays make anything worthwhile

[graceful dust]

im having a fun time w shf rn knowing that its prolly like. the last good silent hill game we'll ever see

[neon bramble]

woe, 1 day of installing mods upon ye

[languid meadow]

lol that’s one game that’s never gonna be unstalled on my pc

[graceful dust]

which is also a mixed bag bc its more of a when they cry game than a silent hill game but WHATEVER

[languid meadow]

Yep like recently I found a game that beats Minecraft, cause it ain’t easy yet it’s fun, vintage story and it’s made by indie devs

[graceful dust]

vintage story looks fun

[twin bear]

It is

[graceful dust]

if i were more into mc i think itd be my jam i kinda love when a game has overly difficult mechanics for no reason

[twin bear]

Mods make it pretty interesting

[graceful dust]

hard mode mods my beloved

[twin bear]

Not that the vanilla game is tame

It's rly unique

[languid meadow]

Would have thought any of u would nit really known about vintage story

[twin bear]

It's good

[graceful dust]

i ran a mc server for a minute so i got to hear abt all kinds of spinoffs lol

[twin bear]

I'm in the server and occasionally check the chats

[twin bear]

Dam

Anything but mc for ppl

[loud pumice]

I've yet to actually start vintage story playthrough

[languid meadow]

Better then dam Minecraft

[graceful dust]

i was playing mc!!!!

[loud pumice]

I only made it to the copper age

[twin bear]

I wanna try vintage story mp

But not for a full playthru cuz

[graceful dust]

actually mc went hard w the trials update or w/e it was called... glad someone backported it to the version i was hosting

[twin bear]

Erm nah

[languid meadow]

Vintage story looks more fun playing with other people

[twin bear]

I wish theyd add more scary stuff

Not cringe monsters either just more spoopy

[languid meadow]

Like Dave from vintage story

[loud pumice]

The monsters are tough

DAVE!

[twin bear]

Mythic pull

[languid meadow]

If ya got there health buffed ya they are

[loud pumice]

I'm in july and I haven't started farming at all

[graceful dust]

theres some rly good mods for that so like, idr what one it was but combined with trials i was shitting pant deep in the mines

[loud pumice]

I think I'm cooked

[twin bear]

I be searching all day irl for copper after screwing up my settings

[languid meadow]

Hell if not for a YouTuber that played vintage story I wouldn’t even know the game exists

[languid meadow]

Did ya put copper to rare or something?

[loud pumice]

There's crop rotations in this game, you can't keep growing the same stuff and expect to survive winter.

Ya done deaf

[twin bear]

Yes

[languid meadow]

Why did u do that?

[languid meadow]

Meh…. Hunt meat meat meat more meat

[twin bear]

So i traveled more I just never got around to changing it

[loud pumice]

Yeh, but flax

I'm trying to get borax to start getting leather

But I need bronze tools to mine out borax

Can't find tin anywhere

[languid meadow]

And then there’s mods to make that easier

[loud pumice]

Gg

[twin bear]

Mounts crazy

[loud pumice]

The only story progression you can make when you start is get to bronze age, then find a treasure hunter trader and give him a bronze pickaxe for a map to the first story location in the game.

[languid meadow]

Or do guessing where it is,

[loud pumice]

As a complete newbie, that shit tough

I love it

[languid meadow]

I do enjoy how tough it be, Minecraft is easy, vintage story is tough and easy

[young kelp]

[languid meadow]

Dam auto correct

[loud pumice]

At least the handbook they give you is like really good

You just gotta know what you need and it'll tell you

Phenomenal

[languid meadow]

Ya like how to craft a door or a hay bed 🤣🤣🤣

[loud pumice]

That crude door is beloved

The meme door

[languid meadow]

Also the amount of mods for vintage story where it literally is built for mods, is perfect it’s so optimized

[loud pumice]

Combat overhaul could use some tweaking

When I'm holding a weapon, but characters arms are stiff as a board

[toxic relic]

watching kingsman again

[languid meadow]

Blokamortus lol

[loud pumice]

I must sleep now

The night beckons me 🫴🏻

[toxic relic]

SOME PEOPLE THINK IM BONKERS I JUST THINK IM FREE

[loud pumice]

I think you're Dr. Ass PhD

[toxic relic]

real

[loud pumice]

[toxic relic]

kingsman is a lads movie

so peak

https://tenor.com/view/kingsman-fight-punch-jump-riot-gif-4942981

[graceful dust]

no thats me

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/halloween-dance-skeleton-deal-with-it-hell-yeah-gif-10077208

[toxic relic]

incorrect

[twin bear]

Epic movie for sure

[toxic relic]

real

toxic avenger is pretty fun too, i think the og is slightly better though

[graceful dust]

would i ever lie in my display name

[toxic relic]

the new one has terrible pacing

you can never be me

but imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

so thank you

[graceful dust]

good thing im not trying to be u, ur trying to be me

[toxic relic]

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-moment-starwarsdude-starwarsdudeserver-villain-gif-11200585753299367721

[graceful dust]

there used to be an identity thief in gen chat idk what happened to them

it wasnt me tho

[toxic relic]

it was your mom

[graceful dust]

why pissing

[toxic relic]

realism

[graceful dust]

fair enuf

im a doctor tho i dont piss

i make other ppl do the pissing

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/takamura-funny-laughing-ippo-hajime-no-ippo-gif-24182341

humour

[tall glen]

oh norland updated birb

the great hall can now be upgraded

Dr Ass? are you a proctologist?

[karmic jetty]

heh

i like the comments https://youtu.be/wA35Bwpxh38?si=WmeUVA1qTmMvl6OE

[languid meadow]

What’s norland?

[graceful dust]

i spent like

10min scaring the shit out of myself for no reason

[oblique stream]

Happens

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/heatblast-gif-20280376

[oblique stream]

Now scare piss out of yourself for no reason

[oblique stream]

Why is it stretched out

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-gif-21563952

No idea

[graceful dust]

tru

whats with all the ben 10 latelyy

[tall glen]

a medieval colony sim game

I just sent my infertile queen on a peace treaty mission so I can bang out a kid on the servant girl

[graceful dust]

i havent seen much of ben 10 so i'll have to take ur word for it

[tall glen]

I will name him my heir in a couple years

whats wife gonna say?>

nothing

[subtle shoal]

yellow cake

[graceful dust]

pretty sweet deal for her that she can get some side action without worrying abt having her own bastard kids

[uncut epoch]

[tall glen]

oh fuck Birb

they have dogs in this game

[subtle shoal]

saurid mother scenario, second attempt

hope it goes well

[onyx yarrow]

China fire bombing zombies. (It is actually an accident during a drone show

[tall glen]

fucking enemy nations sending free lords with the duelist trait to duel my queen in the street and "accidentally" kill her

[karmic jetty]

never really thought about this https://youtube.com/shorts/RKcBYI82_28?si=sn_bWpYohBNZIXOU

they took my sparkles

[toxic hawk]

This is undoubtedly the coolest thing I've seen today

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

Let the writers cook

[last spoke]

<@&671452400221159444>

[young kelp]

petition to ban/prevent people below lvl 1 from sending links

[subtle shoal]

Creek Town

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/torsion-gif-16742133732546221725

[young kelp]

build an army, send a message

[subtle shoal]

mechs...

love em

but probably wont do it this game

[young kelp]

ethical and humane run when

[subtle shoal]

probably this game tbh

im doing the saurid mother scenario in which you basically get dropped off with a bunch of human eggs and have to take care of them

[naive flicker]

🥀

[subtle shoal]

crazy I know

a rimworld player with morals

my ideo is really tame too

[toxic relic]

second kingsman movie letsfuckinggo boys

the sequel is peak

[tall glen]

my norland playthrough is done

[naive flicker]

I've always felt skibidi

[toxic hawk]

I loved it so much lol. Country roooooooads, take me hooooooome

But I have to admit I prefer valentine as a villain

[tall glen]

queen and king are both bedridden to dueling injuries, the household staff is fucking off, cause theres no one to oder them to feed us, dying of starvation as the children and dog watch

[toxic hawk]

The movie simultaneously delivers a good story but also doesn't take itself too seriously

[toxic relic]

bro that was a defining moment. i always remember his last scene when i hear that song

i agree about the villain though, vallentine was more fun haha

[toxic relic]

[tall glen]

wasnt the second villain just martha stewart

[toxic relic]

its action packed, i think the pacing is pretty good

[naive flicker]

I feel so productive when I wake up early and have more time to be an unemployed bum

[toxic relic]

the fight scene cinemtography and choreo is fucking nuts

[naive flicker]

Mah collar is blue but mah neck is red 🗣️

[tall glen]

crusader go do my laundry

[toxic relic]

🤔

[naive flicker]

Dean make me a sandwich

[toxic relic]

iirc it was some drug industry thing

medicinal drugs

im 30 sec into the second one will see if i remember well enough lol

[naive flicker]

I take methamphetamine 🤤

[toxic hawk]

Beat the guy with one arm. Just to make it fair lol

[toxic relic]

the church scene in the first one is cinema

[toxic hawk]

Basically poisoned people with a virus delivered through drugs. She demanded the us president (not any other countey) to legalise controlled substances or everyone dies. President said nah, wanting people who take said substances to die out and "clean out" the us
Gets fucked over

[toxic relic]

OH YEAH

[toxic hawk]

If we get another movie, I want eggsy to die

[toxic relic]

and then wasnt the presidents kid or wife or smth poisoned

[toxic hawk]

His secretary of state

[toxic relic]

yeah lol

[toxic relic]

bro what

explain

[karmic jetty]

erm what the summary

[toxic hawk]

He put people dying in a cage

[toxic hawk]

You know how every movie has a main character death that's always impactful

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-explode-dog-fire-dog-dog-fire-dog-explode-fire-gif-856717762916149374

[toxic hawk]

If eggsy is aged up, a veteran at this point

He dies heroically yada yada

Would be cool imo

[toxic relic]

oh true, i saw there was a prequel and another movie

i dont know if the other movie is in the same canon as eggsy

[toxic hawk]

Could be his dad lol

Dunno

[frosty tulip]

then they just reverse one by going "o ye we also have stuff that can save people from headshots"

[toxic relic]

me neither havent watched it

[toxic hawk]

Ikr that was a reach

[toxic relic]

might tonight will see

[toxic hawk]

Harry is awesome but his death felt cheapest

Cheapened

[toxic relic]

the clownish "stepped on a landmine" trope

it was stuffed i agree

[toxic hawk]

Next movie we see merlin with a lower body prosthetic

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

[toxic hawk]

Cuz yeah science

[toxic relic]

eggsy's dad is actually alive

[burnt kite]

the what

[toxic relic]

but he's evil now

[toxic hawk]

It's so sad merlin wasn't even an agent

[toxic relic]

real

he did everything the agents did and more bro

[frosty tulip]

the pain of realising you did something so cliche. hurts more than the landmine exploding your legs.

[toxic hawk]

But I do love, and I mean love. That we always see the villains get murked
Like, nah dude, you don't get pardoned for almost committing mass murder on a global scale

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/kingsman-merlin-take-me-home-country-roads-last-gif-11796506

[frosty tulip]

you cannot kill the bad guy otherwise u get the bad ending ok

[toxic relic]

the projectile vomiting after being stabbed in the gut by your assistants prosthetic is crazy

[karmic jetty]

zzz 3 sumthin more hours

how do i skip time

[toxic relic]

i applaud the creativity of the fighting

[naive flicker]

ZZZ?

🐀

🐀🐀

[karmic jetty]

wut

r*at ambush

[naive flicker]

You don't get it

It's fine

[karmic jetty]

[naive flicker]

[karmic jetty]

i watched this vid https://youtu.be/-TqI60xfvaU?si=TtI9DucXXj9GZyyK

silat was fun

also never fight someone bigger than u

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-gif-24086445

[karmic jetty]

type bread goobers were eating back then

[young kelp]

breadworks

you can build a house with that

[naive flicker]

Imagine being in some muddy ass trenches and your ass gotta eat this 🥀

[karmic jetty]

ooo breadhouse

[naive flicker]

Gingerbread house but without the ginger

[karmic jetty]

why even fight at that point

[young kelp]

for the food

[naive flicker]

Real

[karmic jetty]

food is a lie

[young kelp]

The enemy might have better food

fight em and steal em

[naive flicker]

Hmmn

Good point

[karmic jetty]

ur making too much sense

[naive flicker]

But they might arrive in huge metal boxes with cannons and beat up yo entire troop

(all quiet on the western front reference)

[karmic jetty]

if theyre also eating bricks why cant they just be frens

are they tupid

[naive flicker]

What if everyone just loved each other
The mean influential guys couldn't do anything about it :((

[naive flicker]

What if we went to war but instead we all just bake cookies instead of blowing each other up

[karmic jetty]

that would be sick

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-egg-explosion-explosive-surprise-gif-12230880912101582037

tactical egg!

[karmic jetty]

but blowing each other up? tough decision

[naive flicker]

💥

[karmic jetty]

how does that happen

[naive flicker]

Should i really let my dog drink from that puddle

[karmic jetty]

is the eg too hot

[naive flicker]

It's on a street

So idk

Prolly

[young kelp]

probably

[karmic jetty]

ew give em real woter

dr pepper

[young kelp]

too much pressure build up inside

no where to go

go boom

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/coca-cola-gif-19938481

[karmic jetty]

guess u can say the egg wanted to bust

[karmic jetty]

why did u let the crab sleep outside

[tall glen]

I am here

laundry finally getting washed

[young kelp]

the crab already has a home

[bronze moat]

Chocolate Chunk?

[naive flicker]

Absolutely

[karmic jetty]

nu uh

[young kelp]

[subtle shoal]

otherwise it would tear the base down

[karmic jetty]

bcs u wouldnt let em in

[bronze moat]

I give you 50 roxy smooches U was my clothes?

[tall glen]

you have 2 wives already

[paper hull]

Me with 5

[tall glen]

that sounds haram

[karmic jetty]

!!

how could u do this

[paper hull]

By being so rad

[toxic relic]

did you watch the other one with this guy

he's so peak

[karmic jetty]

erm ni

no

i only just stumbled on the vid

never seen the channel before in my loife

[toxic relic]

watch the other silat video

its peak

[karmic jetty]

hmmmm perhaps i might

i still got 3 hrs to krill

[paper hull]

I have to go play beyblades with a group of Chinese men today

[toxic relic]

its under 11 minutes

[toxic relic]

that sounds like a fantastic day

[karmic jetty]

let it ripp

[paper hull]

I'm gonna let it rip

[karmic jetty]

its beybladeeeee beybladeeee

dudududududududu

is it those burst ones

[paper hull]

Beyblade x

[toxic relic]

who are you 🤔

[paper hull]

Yes the burst ones

[toxic relic]

your clock is 2 seconds ahead

[paper hull]

The oncoming storm

[karmic jetty]

u but woman

[toxic relic]

your

[karmic jetty]

this is the crossover ive been planning

made entirely from my INSANE mind

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-bomb-nuh-uh-no-nope-gif-7661229014487067960

[toxic relic]

your mind? mind if a shove deez nuts in your mouth lmao gottem

[tall glen]

I have died in Norland

[paper hull]

To mind the mind of mimes

[tall glen]

a true kingly death

starved to death cause the servants refused to feen me while comatose in bed

[karmic jetty]

WAIT IS SMILING FRENS OUT YET

[toxic relic]

idk man

[karmic jetty]

is it today

[toxic relic]

i dont watch slop

[karmic jetty]

the heck mang

smiling frens is peak

[paper hull]

I'll be sure to post videos of two grown women playing beyblades in a Chinese restaurant

[karmic jetty]

u HAVE to play in a wok

[toxic relic]

dude

thats a brainblast idea

[karmic jetty]

also use the og beyblades so u get sparks and sht

[toxic relic]

do the new ones not do that

[karmic jetty]

they burst

[toxic relic]

pathetic

[karmic jetty]

like tear itself apart

yea its kinda tupid

[tall glen]

beyblades with antipersonel explosives

[paper hull]

I have 100 beyblades

You may fall in love

It's okay

[toxic relic]

that just sounds like a poorly disguised design failure or safety implementation

[karmic jetty]

do u have any old bdaman

[toxic relic]

why are you on this zo

[karmic jetty]

wdym

[toxic relic]

you mentioned bdoman every other day

[karmic jetty]

only recently

[toxic relic]

yeah but why

[karmic jetty]

i dunno maybe i want one

[toxic relic]

buy one

[tall glen]

I wanna eep, but laundry aint done

[karmic jetty]

bro never learned how to sleep launder

prolly absent that day

[karmic jetty]

ill never financially recover from it

[tall glen]

I wish people gave me cool gifts

Not ONCE has anyone gifted me a chainsaw for christmas

the heck

[paper hull]

I found a new sauce

[karmic jetty]

stanczyk

hongery

[tall glen]

I invested in eggs

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/gym-funny-over-acting-exaggerated-workout-flexible-gif-16697153

[tall glen]

looks like a gym banning

[paper hull]

oh nvm it weasnt sauce

[stone meadow]

crossfit

[karmic jetty]

HAHAHA

[tall glen]

cross fuck off

[paper hull]

daft punk predicted that the world was round

coincidence??

[burnt kite]

i think not

[karmic jetty]

peak film

OMG HAHAHAHA

[paper hull]

actually

its a very MID film

but the subject matter and origin is very cool

so ill let it slide

[tall glen]

ok off to put laundry in dryer

yuck

[paper hull]

its washing if its being dried

its laundry if its dirty

🤔

[limpid crane]

Does anyone know what governs the chance that a car won't start when you turn the key? I've got a car in excellent condition, engine condition 100% with quality of 96, and it just failed to start 4 times in a row, so I'm very perplexed

[tall glen]

gas?

[young kelp]

engine quality

condition =/= quality

[tall glen]

battery will fuck you up too

gotta have charge

[karmic jetty]

[onyx yarrow]

lots of reason that would need time to figure out

[young kelp]

how much charge does it use up again on start?

[karmic jetty]

i mean its music video

[tall glen]

engines recharge batteries

[young kelp]

yea but I heard people had troubles with car batteries if they keep on stopping and turning it on/off each stop

[tall glen]

alternators

there are also external battery chargers

[limpid crane]

so I guess I just got some especially bad luck then lol. It started on the fifth time so it doesn't matter

[livid notch]

Yeah there is this very funny thing called Random Number Generator

[paper hull]

numbers you say

[paper hull]

Do you think if i lost my shoes in a glove store theyd give them back

or would they just laugh

[karmic jetty]

puss in boot

[tall glen]

I found this for fartass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMJsqXzz5zs

[paper hull]

fart fanatic enjoy the static

[burnt kite]

fuck zodiac signs, what are yall's favorite font

[paper hull]

arial

[tall glen]

times new roman

[burnt kite]

MingLiU

[tall glen]

wingding motherfuckers

off to fetch laundry

[paper hull]

Mingliu hard

[quasi slate]

I had this running all night without knowing 🥹

[burnt kite]

wgat is that

[tall glen]

you idiot!~

I dunno what that is

[burnt kite]

idiot moopy

[quasi slate]

https://www.wagnardsoft.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1256

No embeds for php links

The application will monitor and clear the memory standby list according the configured options parameter you set.

It may help users who have stutters in games when using windows 10 Creator update and higher version of windows

warmup round 2% loss from 94

[toxic hawk]

Light. Start the countdown
The cybercam will be upon us

[icy vigil]

light

[livid notch]

Huh

[icy vigil]

dont start the countdown

[jade valley]

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/reigen-arataka-reigen-mob-psycho-100-mob-psycho-mp100-gif-9110027474093454931

[burnt kite]

i remember that one time i had a short conversation with my toothbrush

[quasi slate]

69

[paper hull]

Stunning and brave

Gj beautiful

[mystic wigeon]

i js got a friend hooked on terraria

he seemed so uninterested when i first introduced it to him, now i find him playing it everyday on steam

[quasi slate]

🫡

[hidden spruce]

leaving these SALMONS here

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/bella-ketchup-swan-twilight-edward-gif-18684497

I havent slept

Its past sunrise now

[quasi slate]

when you pick a difficult song youve never played before and it plays very easy so you just know something is waiting for you at the end of it

[burnt kite]

diddy got sentenced to 4 years btw

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-underground-cliff-knuckles-bad-animation-gif-24184349

[burnt kite]

what is the meaning of this

[karmic jetty]

only 4 yrs

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-dr-eggman-announcement-shadow-the-hedgehog-shadow-gif-21838543

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-the-skin-of-a-killer-this-is-twilight-diamond-gif-7357078274143669220

[burnt kite]

what i said the moment i saw the article

[karmic jetty]

[gleaming stream]

@bold bloom

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-gif-5564322964807878486

[paper hull]

I just drank a bottle of Hennessy

Now I'm driving to Chinese beyblade tournament

Uh

Being driven

I should say

Don't drink and drive that's fucking stupid 😩

[willow ginkgo]

what excactly does butterfingers trait do?

[paper hull]

Slippery fingerz

[willow ginkgo]

no i want to know the formula for it

[paper hull]

No idea 😌

[quasi slate]

scary sidetracks

[paper hull]

I need to get arcaea

Last dlc I bought was Tekken

[quasi slate]

the charts are really good in arcaea

even the difficult ones are fun to play for me

[toxic hawk]

Spams tarnished tears of blood

[quasi slate]

i wouldnt get blue archive because the charting is some of the worst ive played

unfun

[toxic hawk]

Girl
Chill

[quasi slate]

only got ba dlc for gregorius so basically 15 bucks just to play one song that i suck at

🫡

[burnt kite]

blue archive is made by the same studio that made counter strike nexon zombies aka counter strike online

just a thing i just found out

[quasi slate]

nexon is in the name

[burnt kite]

the amount of weapons in those games are comical

[neon bramble]

nuh uh

here's a carrot stinky likes a carrot

[toxic hawk]

Now that I have the heishou pack. Spamming skill 3s with the counter is so good

[quasi slate]

dont have the skill or reading capability to beat this banger

[half kettle]

why is there a person saying Lets Go! every 2 seconds

how can you focus

[quasi slate]

i dont have adhd

[icy vigil]

found you in rimworld

[half kettle]

socially inept?!

[icy vigil]

i mean the name

[quasi slate]

cook

[dire timber]

Spooky game

[quasi slate]

What does the void faction do

[dire timber]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2883208829

[young kelp]

VOID is broken

in 2 ways

1, its insanely strong

a single soldier can wipe your colony

2, if you can kill incapacitate one

[burnt kite]

stretch your cheeks until your hips dislocate

[young kelp]

you get access to their OP shit

[quasi slate]

Sounds exactly like indominable human spirit vs alien colonists

[burnt kite]

not exaggerating

[young kelp]

it also adds these enemies

[burnt kite]

you can also join them if you solve the little arg for the code

[young kelp]

How do you find the code for it tho?

[quasi slate]

Monka

[young kelp]

its a really broken mod, if you can't get their loot, you're dead
if you get their loot, your colonists practically becomes immortal

they are also immortal

I still don't know which of the implants (there's like 50 of em) that brings them back to life

[quasi slate]

I cant wait for daylight savings can it come faster

[young kelp]

even if their heads are cut

[quasi slate]

Sounds super op but them being this strong makes sense for good loot

[burnt kite]

the last screenshot on the mod page is a very long gif afaik that changes into a qr code

the one with the corpo on the chair

here if you cant be bothered to wait

[paper hull]

That's meeeee

[candid patio]

in the next 24 hours i have:
8 hours of work
4.5 hours of driving
and 12+ hours of homework to do

this might b time for me to break out my emergency last adderall pill

anyone have any tips on how to bend time and space?

[dire timber]

Some of the Raiders keep coming back to life every 25 seconds unless you completely destroy their body :c

[burnt kite]

wgat homework do you be getting bro

[candid patio]

calculus and "sustainability in the built environment"

[toxic relic]

what the fuck does that mean

[burnt kite]

your fault for taking calculus

[toxic relic]

my balls are a sustainable resource in a built environment

[candid patio]

that's the course that mr eyebrows teaches

[toxic relic]

i remember that man

[candid patio]

lol that emoji

[toxic relic]

[candid patio]

the course just makes you feel bad about living

and encourages you to live in a grass hut with no electricity

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/hiroshi-hayashi-yakuza-2-evil-itself-john-yakuza-punches-evil-itself-shut-up-gif-2876785323654348405

[toxic relic]

🤔 sounds interesting

[burnt kite]

sob some more

[toxic relic]

ok minor

[candid patio]

its so much...
so many problems take up whole pages

[toxic relic]

what homework do you have

basic number theory?

[burnt kite]

yes

[toxic relic]

[burnt kite]

im doing year 1 arithmetics

you will never catch me understanding anything beyond that

[young kelp]

it was honestly pretty funny for me

I had the Dragoon suits mod

2 of them with guns that makes tanks a joke

and 1 with a big ass sword

[toxic relic]

a weak man belittles that which he does not understand

[young kelp]

just guarding a single "corpse"

[toxic relic]

unerstand

[young kelp]

repeatedly cutting and shooting it down each time it stands up lmao

[candid patio]

lol i used a similar insult once. one of my most 🔥 quips

[burnt kite]

i simply can't hold onto it

[toxic relic]

i think a lot of math hate is projection because people get made to feel like theyre idiots so they turn down all maths

when in fact, maths is peak 🤓
i genuinely think its my number 1 thing

[burnt kite]

not even hating it, just joking

[toxic relic]

nah fair lolol

it just made me think

[toxic relic]

hold onto dis dick

[candid patio]

genuinely i think anyone could learn calc if they applied themselves and had a good teacher.

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/60fps-knee-slapper-spongebob-milkcord-gif-27449345

[quasi slate]

fok sidetracks

[loud pumice]

Groknade can I get 5 big booms?

[dire timber]

My turrets just kept on blasting them until i forced a pawn to burn the body :c

[burnt kite]

im so sorry your brother passed away

[loud pumice]

Moopy can I get 2 big booms?

[burnt kite]

boom boom boom boom booooooom

[candid patio]

my wife has dyslexia / dyscalculia, i think people like that would probably have most difficult time

[young kelp]

if you get lucky and manage to make one pass out

[young kelp]

the amount of implants you could gather is just

[toxic relic]

what do the booms mean

[young kelp]

can also take the arms and eyes if its still attached

organs too, they'll come back to life anyways

[dire timber]

Bonk them with stun batons :3