general_chat

[lilac quarry]

you stopped being employed?

[loud pumice]

[twin bear]

bros lookin like jeager

[loud pumice]

I was going to, but I decided to stay cause they offered me a paid apprenticeship with engineering

[lilac quarry]

SO YOU REMAIN EMPLOYED

not employed again

smh

liar

[loud pumice]

What if I

Told you

[karmic jetty]

@tall glen MAN THIS EPISODEEEE

[karmic jetty]

so u lied to us.... hwo could u..

[heavy ivy]

EVIL uppy arc

[loud pumice]

Maaaaaaaan

My bad

[karmic jetty]

[loud pumice]

No shitsing pls

[novel fern]

i’m an engineer as well. hope you enjoy it

[neat moat]

I kill engineers

[tall glen]

zozo how long till peacemaker airs

[vestal iris]

can someone play with me im new

[outer cipher]

Guys what does it mean when I pick up like a Treadmill or Pin ball Machine and I attempt to place it down but its turned into a Plank Form of some sort?

Did it break or something? i have level 8 carpentry

Im trying to show a photo but cant post one here

Please help!!

[ivory grail]

I kill fish

That are name gurts

Don't worry gurt your name isn't gurts

[sacred schooner]

https://youtu.be/rp8hvyjZWHs?si=UwLuWrFwpLjA-MtS

[rain mango]

its packaged into a box

it can be packed into multiple boxes

just put the boxes in your main inventory and select "Place"

[outer cipher]

Yes for example I have Western Piano (1/2) and Western Piano (2/2) I got the treadmill down and Bench Press but

Yeah i did that

ITs being super weird

Treadmill and Bemch press got down

[rain mango]

dont right click on the boxes

[outer cipher]

But not the Piano

OH

[rain mango]

use the placing menu

[outer cipher]

Nvmi

i read that wrong

ok

[rain mango]

Put them in your main inventory and then you can place them with the place option in the left of your screen

[outer cipher]

let me try

omg it worked

thank you

[rain mango]

Peak

yw!

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-blast-poop-blast-incredibles-gif-27422322

[rain mango]

If all of them are too heavy for the inventory, they can be on the ground right where you want to place them, if one of the pieces is in on you and the other parts near you, on the ground, place also works

[slim jetty]

Guys, I'm new to the game and would like to know something about mods. I just installed one, and the mod name isn't red, but the mod itself is reddish with the enabled option activated. Did it work?

[marsh glacier]

dm me a screenshot im confused

[tall glen]

red is bad

[thin wedge]

no it means it working

[rain mango]

Is the active a tick or an X?

If its an X, it wont run on the version ure playing

[slim jetty]

Can i dm you?

[rain mango]

Ye

[silver sky]

Bye guys I'm migrating to surroundead

[novel fern]

“migrating” what are you bruh a tropical bird

[thin wedge]

lmao

fr

[silver sky]

Yes correct

Goodbye sexual zomboids

[thin wedge]

from one EA to other type migration

[silver sky]

thank you mr pagpag

[ivory grail]

I'm eepy

[rain mango]

Ryzen > AMD (CPUs)

[toxic relic]

do people expect a response to that

maybe its some chronically online reaction bait 🤔

[ivory grail]

WRONG have you ever try the humble potato

[toxic relic]

damn you fell for it

[ivory grail]

I mean you to

[rain mango]

(Disgust)

[silver sky]

Is nasko still mod here

[thin wedge]

amazing

[ivory grail]

You responded first

[toxic relic]

he got replaced with your mom

[winter bramble]

Wrong again. Hamster on a wheel.

[ivory grail]

I just like potatoes

[toxic relic]

erhm no 🤓

[silver sky]

My mum doesn't play PZ

[thin wedge]

too big to be a discord mod

[ivory grail]

Yeah but my hamster exploded after find vinegar and baking soda

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-dancing-guy-cringe-gif-3173535023585082338

[toxic relic]

only your mom could be too big to be a mod

[silver sky]

Is yours skinny cos only can afford pag pag

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[toxic relic]

but i play your dad

🧍‍♂️

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

🥛

[thin wedge]

the dad in question

[ivory grail]

SpongeBob he just standing there

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/punished-lion-darkness-falls-7dtd-ping-spongebob-gif-2190736361820122958

[ivory grail]

Scary

[toxic relic]

not as scary as your mum

[toxic relic]

light work

[silver sky]

Why are you projecting your family issues on us

[toxic relic]

weak response

try again

i thought you were leaving pz for surroundhead

[obsidian garnet]

[obsidian garnet]

[thin wedge]

they all come crawling back anyways

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-krusty-krab-crawling-crawl-fish-gif-23583867

[toxic relic]

cant resist the allure of project zomboid

[thin wedge]

what the fuck barry

[toxic relic]

barry just needs a lot of head

[karmic jetty]

wdym mang its been out

[limber kindle]

erm, puts glasses up, wen build 43?

[toxic relic]

that message sucked so bad your wifi delayed it

[exotic totem]

2043, duh

Just like how Build 42 came out in 1942

[thin wedge]

i think he meant how long til the season is finished

[ivory grail]

When i stop breaking into the studio and eating there ram off there computer. I make them lose months of progress due to my hunger

[onyx igloo]

i feel like frolicking in the fields

[thin wedge]

[onyx igloo]

and picking berries

[karmic jetty]

final episode next week

[thin wedge]

[exotic totem]

The Ram Consumer may eat you, thinking you're a stick of ram

[onyx igloo]

berry picking does sound seriously fun tho

[karmic jetty]

[exotic totem]

Have you ever gone?

[onyx igloo]

Nope

[toxic relic]

ive gone cherry picking lol

genuinely

its okay i guess

[neat moat]

youre always cherry picking

[exotic totem]

Strawberry picking was always nice

[neat moat]

no

no it isnt

[toxic relic]

balls.

[neat moat]

[ivory grail]

Apple picking seem nice

[exotic totem]

I'm probably going to to to an orchard sometime soon

[onyx igloo]

i need a berry comb

[neat moat]

stealing applies is the best

[onyx igloo]

for peak berry picking efficiency

[ivory grail]

I stole corn before

[exotic totem]

They have a mean chocolate brownie thing they sell at the shop

[thin wedge]

gurt do be a lemon stealing whore

[neat moat]

you're a bad influence

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/lemon-whore-stealing-funny-gif-27189392

[karmic jetty]

ive got a berry to pick with u

[toxic relic]

theres a cherry farm in western cape 🤔 or eastern cape cant remember, but they let you pay for take home containers and also let you eat as much as you want while you're there

[exotic totem]

I dunno, I have a lot of nostalgia for the brownie with orange and yellow sprinkles, apple cider, and fresh apples.

[ivory grail]

I never said I was good

[toxic relic]

i remember needing to pee so bad i almost pissed against one of the trees

[onyx igloo]

apple cider is a fire drink

[toxic relic]

cider

[thin wedge]

in your defense they were very thristy

[toxic relic]

exactly bro, you get me

[onyx igloo]

are you speaking of the alcoholic one or non-alcoholic

[toxic relic]

the trees are just freaky like that

[onyx igloo]

id probably like both

[pliant cave]

so i did a uninstall of zomboid and reinstalled it and all of my music from truemusic is gone

[toxic relic]

alcoholic, cider is too weak

its just soda

[pliant cave]

like what do i even do in this situation

[onyx igloo]

i get these warm cups of spiced apple cider

[toxic relic]

if you have apples or berries just make rakija or smth

[ivory grail]

Reinstall the mods

[pliant cave]

I reinstalled the mods im talking about the mp3s in the mod

[onyx igloo]

mulled wine probably wouldnt be bad

[pliant cave]

they’re gone

[onyx igloo]

isnt it spiced warm wine

[ivory grail]

Idk I don't play with those mods

[toxic relic]

john travolta

just sing john

you dont need music you are music

[twin bear]

metrodrip

[pliant cave]

“Just reinstall the mods”
“Idk i dont play with those mods”

[toxic relic]

wow bro has an image for this

[ivory grail]

You welcome bbg :)

[toxic relic]

police brutality

[ivory grail]

Listen the acron was strapped

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/greek-dance-traditional-panigiri-ellinikos-xoros-gif-16955306

[pliant cave]

No hate man but you gotta be more helpful than that come on

[toxic relic]

why

he doesnt know

[pliant cave]

Thats the point

[twin bear]

in style🥀

[ivory grail]

I mean is it a item in the game that missing you really didn't give me much to work with lol

[toxic relic]

he's not chatgpt he wont pull shit out of his ass to make you feel soothed

[toxic relic]

where style?

i dont see

[ivory grail]

I don't read minds

[toxic relic]

all i see is shitty copy pasted suit

looks like something i wore to prom

[pliant cave]

nah man its just the mp3’s are gonna suck to have to reinstall because they aren’t in the mod’s folder anymore

[toxic relic]

are those mp3s something you put there

[ivory grail]

So they don't have songs that the mods were suppose to add?

[pliant cave]

No they were songs i added manually

[toxic relic]

bruh

no wonder

[onyx igloo]

id say ai is like a digital human centipede

it shits into the mouths of other ai

[toxic relic]

the mod doesnt remember what you put there dude

[pliant cave]

yeah and that sucks

[toxic relic]

if you remove the mod folder via uninstall its not going to put it back

user error

[ivory grail]

Okay? Just reinstall them boom problem solve

[toxic relic]

real

[pliant cave]

Easier said than done man

[limber kindle]

id moreso say its like making a burger by mashing the ingredients of a already existing burger and doing that over and over again with that abomination burger

[tall glen]

fartass is a digital human centipede

[pliant cave]

Had like 50-60 individual songs i put as cassettes

And like a 4th of which i saved in a folder

[ivory grail]

Yeah that sucks maybe make a backup file next time

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-eating-rotten-banana-eats-rott-banana-black-banana-paul-blart-banana-gif-23846008

[toxic relic]

real

[ivory grail]

Eewww nasty my phone is trying to update

[pliant cave]

I have a backup of my actual save file before i reinstalled but i just thought yeah the mod would keep the mp3s

[twin bear]

in their defense they arent very bright

[toxic relic]

still guilty

👨‍⚖️

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-judge-jail-balif-gif-8777695872147611632

[ivory grail]

Well yeah it mod won't keep the mp3s that you manually added. I'm guessing the mod your using is just there for customs song for you to add. So when you had to reboot it used the old mods originally files.

[toxic relic]

time to touch grass

[twin bear]

i miss when i used an mp3

[toxic relic]

use one again bro

[tall glen]

touch gas

[ivory grail]

Grass spicy

[twin bear]

i may try to get a dedicated one soon yeah

[ivory grail]

Make skin itchy

[onyx igloo]

my mom said that blood sausage was gross because of the blood in it

shes a nurse and works with blood all the time

[pliant cave]

yeah thats the function of truemusic i just thought that it would keep the music since it’s just in steams library

[toxic relic]

spotify sucks, apple sucks, you could install nova on a newer music player and add funkwhale or audiotube

or just download mp3s onto it lol

[onyx igloo]

im unaffected due to the amount of severe nosebleeds dripping into my mouth

[pliant cave]

Im lowk gonna mod an iPod

[twin bear]

spotify be making u pay to pay

same with yt

[ivory grail]

Yeah you should make a backup file since those files update and will rewrite all of that

[toxic relic]

yeah its crazy

[onyx igloo]

Cd player and cd collection

[toxic relic]

i dont even use youtube anymore

[pliant cave]

Im gonna have to dude

[onyx igloo]

what do you use?

[toxic relic]

with their new anti adblock ive pivoted to a new frontend

[onyx igloo]

just curious

[twin bear]

😔 So much slop that the real creators get left in the dust most of the time

[toxic relic]

and peertube

[toxic relic]

invidious and pipeline

peertube as well

newpipe for android

theres more 🤔 encompassing things you can do with browser alternatives which i plan on getting to when i have time

[ivory grail]

I got a kitty on my lap and wrapped up in a nice blanket as I try to fall asleep

[toxic relic]

shrinkwrapping over youtube internals

[twin bear]

cds are fun

idc what digital elitists say

[toxic relic]

they can be expensive

considering theyre "retro" new old stock is pricey

[rain mango]

I love discs

[twin bear]

u take care of em theyll treat u right

[onyx igloo]

can you buy blank cds and place music on them?

[toxic relic]

id still use a music player just for long term but cds and a good player are peak for a nice time

[toxic relic]

yes lol

[rain mango]

Yeah

[onyx igloo]

is that cheaper

is my main question

[twin bear]

my halo reach copy for 360 and my red faction for ps2 look almost new 😭

[toxic relic]

not as cheap as a music player

[onyx igloo]

ah

[rain mango]

If you got a cd reader

[toxic relic]

yeah

[rain mango]

Get a pendrive

[toxic relic]

you need a disk drive as well as blank cds onto which to burn music

[rain mango]

And stick it to the music amplifier

[twin bear]

even the dollar store sells cd and dvd players here

[rain mango]

Quicker

[toxic relic]

yo peak

yeah man if you can find a good source of cds-blank or proprietary-its good

[twin bear]

lots of blanks to be had at the store

fr

[toxic relic]

the age of burning mp3s onto blank disks

[rain mango]

Or get apple music and play from your apple mac to control your apple tv

[toxic relic]

i was there

👴

[twin bear]

its gonna be a way ppl invest

[pliant cave]

I wonder what happens if i load my backup save that i had the cassettes on

[twin bear]

physical media is kind of alrdy becoming a novelty

[frail shadow]

apple sells me a phone for 300 diller and i still gotta pay for apple music

[twin bear]

sadly

[pliant cave]

do the cassettes stay because of the mod or would they just not show up

[frail shadow]

this some bullshit

[twin bear]

worst part is u cant even get some music for free

[toxic relic]

wont show up

you need the mp3s dude

[rain mango]

It takes 14 days of work in japan to get the latest iphoner

[twin bear]

well u can but u gotta go thru the wringer

[pliant cave]

Dang

[toxic relic]

they wont magically appear

lol

[onyx igloo]

sir the magazines empty

[toxic relic]

reload private

[onyx igloo]

yes sir

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-salute-gif-27701630

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-oorah-marine-twerk-army-gif-22931251

[rain mango]

Wheres that thank you x3 gif

[pliant cave]

Department of the Navy

https://tenor.com/view/navy-nikal-gif-27437362

[novel fern]

you guys got any favorite ps4/ps2 games?

i’ve been looking locally for dragon quest 8 for ps2 but i have yet to find it. it will be the only reason i buy a memory card lol

[karmic jetty]

i want this shirt

fav ps2 game hmmmm

tough decision

theres so many

[thin wedge]

hello kitty

or one of the barbie island

[twin bear]

trained on warfare btw

😭

[limber kindle]

anyone here play bl4

holy shit

my favorite gun in the game oto

too

[livid notch]

That's a good psychological tactic

[twin bear]

make them think ur busting it down when ur rly priming a nade

real

[candid patio]

My tiny blind dog isn't allowed to sleep in our room anymore at night because she is too noisy and every night when I start getting ready for bed she goes and waits by my bedroom door and tries to sneak in.

Poor baby 🙁

But she's such a nuisance... Tippy tapping her little feet, scratching, digging a hole in the carpet, coughing fits...

My heart will suffer because my ears can't take it anymore.

[pliant cave]

Luckily theres someone very important who did something incredibly important for all mankind

https://tenor.com/view/the-chosen-os-escolhidos-los-elegidos-jonathan-roumie-jesus-the-chosen-gif-1127020769398794637

[neat moat]

youre welcome

@wraith dust

[toxic relic]

your mom?

[rain mango]

Go to hed

Befor

I spank u

[neat moat]

🤨

[rain mango]

Infront of ur friends

[neat moat]

isnt it past your bedtime

[rain mango]

Im am snuggled up already

[neat moat]

its not even 11 for me

yet youre awake

[rain mango]

Life is mysterious

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/ryo-ryo-yamada-bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-the-rock-gif-gif-27152609

[rain mango]

I am so beautiful

And awesome

[neat moat]

true

we need more cake self love

[rain mango]

I should be frosted by now

[neat moat]

wdym

[rain mango]

Yet alas i am just a cake without frosting

[neat moat]

oh

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-the-killer-creepypasta-pompoms-dance-gif-12643389430059030806

[neat moat]

go to sleep cake

[rain mango]

im going to levitate

[neat moat]

drink your green before bed

[rain mango]

My what

[neat moat]

green

[rain mango]

What the fuck

[livid notch]

Green

[rain mango]

Thats orange

[neat moat]

Green

[rain mango]

Im about to do things ro u

To u

[neat moat]

[rain mango]

I can see bette in the dark den u

I will find u

[wraith dust]

👁️

[whole bane]

Bro literally squid game

[whole bane]

Everyone in Zone: dreaming about Klondike of artifacts on the north
What's really on the north:

[livid notch]

Bruh north is like Jupiter and zaton, those places suck ass

Don't get me started on the red forest, I get passive nervousness just walking in it

[whole bane]

Idk, Circus for me seems at least if not the richest place, but funny enough to visit at last.

[tall glen]

where zozzle just watch ep 7

crazy shit

[whole bane]

What, don't you wish to get the tank turret gun, and walk around like some crazy Vova Vist?

[twin bear]

what was the plan

[whole bane]

Or how about generosity of a local grandad, who would easily supply you with unlimited amounts of Vintarey?

[whole bane]

Plan for quickest eye-shot by some crazy cheaters.

[twin bear]

i broke my arm

no biggie splint then try again

realism

[main knot]

It’s a good scav find

Sometimes you can get abomination civilian AKMs

With mixing receivers

And 10 round mags

[twin bear]

or no gear at all 😭

but im a good boy and dont shoot scavs

as painful as is it

[tacit meadow]

Out here squidding my game

[toxic relic]

why is there a hole in it

did you stick you peanor in there

[tacit meadow]

Oils not meant to be green

Oi stinky how much do u know religious symbolism?

[toxic relic]

i know none

[tacit meadow]

Fair

Nvm then

[toxic relic]

religion lore is not my speciality

👍

[plush kraken]

Guys which one has more ammo westpoint gun store or irvington gun store

B42 players only

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/janestree-gif-15218242402081882149

[unreal meadow]

West point cuz its stendos firearm emporium right?

[toxic relic]

you stuck your weanor in it

hajime no ippo is so peak

[last spoke]

Headed to Purple!

[plush kraken]

Idk I'm new

I just bought the game last 2 days

[unreal meadow]

Lmao im fairly new

[heavy ivy]

Need help on Purple!

[unreal meadow]

Id say stendos firearm

Its huge

[plush kraken]

Where?

[unreal meadow]

Its uhh

Behind tiwegies

Twiggies

In westpoint

[plush kraken]

Where the hell is twiggies

[unreal meadow]

Right side of westpoint

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/kang-the-conqueror-kang-variants-many-kangs-multiple-kangs-kangs-cheering-gif-13082239200333412930

[unreal meadow]

If u can dm me ill show ya

But i think u needa friend me

[plush kraken]

I got bitten anyway

I'm dead I guess

[unreal meadow]

Well

Nah

U got 72 hrs

Until u die

U can always restart

[burnt kite]

bbq chicken alert

[twin bear]

when u wanna try it out

i got bugged on the bunker staircase part lol

was a sign

[burnt kite]

git gud scrub

[toxic relic]

the way they capture the fighting is so good

hajime peak 🗣️

https://tenor.com/view/wrecksmgee-hajime-no-ippo-gif-24942399

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/100-gif-21933304

[toxic relic]

bro its so fucking insane how much i fuck with this anime

the build up to the fights means your hooked on every move

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-friday-chill-yakuza0-majima-gif-20346943

[toxic relic]

shrek 2 is so funny

[oblique stream]

In what way

[toxic relic]

its got a lot of humour

[icy vigil]

Shrek 2 killed my parents

[toxic relic]

every other scene has some gag or joke

and it almost always lands

the part in the beginning with prince charming narrating, he enters the castle, takes off his helmet, and removes his hair net

[oblique stream]

Tbh I found the first shrek to be funnier

[toxic relic]

fair enough

theyre both great

idk which one i find "better"

im just glad theyre both really good hahah

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-2-caption-puss-in-boots-catnip-gif-6774194032161385031

hilarious

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-pepper-spray-gif-2871467011240639452

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/both-both-both-is-good-tf2-tf2-memes-pootis-engaged-gif-14259018241066600790

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

Second shrek was a really good sequel tbh

[toxic relic]

yeah i watched them both a few days ago and now im rewatching the second again lol

[thin wedge]

was second one the rumple slitskin one

[toxic relic]

no

[thin wedge]

oh

[toxic relic]

its this one

with the fairy godmother

idk about ruple

[thin wedge]

wait what. I thought he signed a contract with rumple slitskin to become human

[toxic relic]

no

[thin wedge]

🤨

what is this fuckass mandela effect am having

[toxic relic]

he breaks into the fairy godmothers factory under the guise of a union worker and steals a divine beauty potion

thats why he has to kiss his wife before midnight again, to set his human form forever but she doesnt want to be human

[toxic relic]

no fucking idea bro lol

[thin wedge]

what about chimichanga stand

[toxic relic]

maybe its a plot point from movie 3 or 4

[toxic relic]

🤨

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-jotaro-kujo-cookie-cookie-the-ogre-jojo-bizarre-adventure-gif-5949730536814934306

[toxic relic]

they go to taco bell

[toxic relic]

what the fuck ahahahahahahaah

jesus christ

[whole bane]

how

[toxic relic]

holy balls thats good

[neon bramble]

dude it just delivers

what's not to like

[toxic relic]

real

sorry im still laughing

hajime has a solid story, good characters, fluid animation

its so good

https://tenor.com/view/ippo-hajime-no-ippo-gif-10600507231023199244

[toxic relic]

thats not shrek 2

i think you misremember the movies

theres no other ogres in shrek 2 besides shrek and fiona

[thin wedge]

ya i might have not watch shrek 2 then

i probably watched 3 but not 2

[toxic relic]

i think so dude

crazy

you probably thinking "why does everyone like this movie it sucks"

[thin wedge]

welp i just watch what aired on tv anyways

[toxic relic]

watch 2 rn

[thin wedge]

never watch at the theater or rent movies til like i was in highschool

[toxic relic]

damn why

[thin wedge]

cuz it was golden age of CN and Nick

why bother when there was actual good shit to watch on tv

[toxic relic]

🤨

[thin wedge]

discovery channel and national geo

[toxic relic]

coked up on uncle grandpa

[thin wedge]

and the movie channel

[toxic relic]

theres so much more out there bro

sheltered brain

[thin wedge]

true

[neon bramble]

the movie channels are the same films on repeat

[tall glen]

Playing Norland tonight

[thin wedge]

real

licenses were expensive

[neon bramble]

get a monogamous wife

[toxic relic]

you missed shrek 2 man

[tall glen]

just realized my 47 year old wife is infertile

[thin wedge]

also some of them were shit

[neon bramble]

the bishop will fuck her if she isn't

[tall glen]

gonna have to get a divorce

[thin wedge]

like my good the fucking swarm of bees movies

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

[thin wedge]

or was it birds

[tall glen]

fucking bishops

[toxic relic]

this is why you get gay bishop

[neon bramble]

the bishop exists to cause problems

the bishop is never gay 😔

[toxic relic]

solution

[tall glen]

do you all play this game?

[neon bramble]

kill him

[toxic relic]

ive never heard of it

[neon bramble]

militarize ASAP and fight the church

[toxic relic]

i just want gay romance

[tall glen]

its a medieval colony sim thing

[toxic relic]

lot of gay there

[neon bramble]

but you need to suck up to the church a lil at the start cause they gatekeep heavy armor

[toxic relic]

so its a henry simulator

[tall glen]

I am on mostly peacefull mode

[toxic relic]

glorping emote

[neon bramble]

rimworld but you only control the nobles

[tall glen]

chancelory is a timesaver for sure

[neon bramble]

all of my lords must earn the right to be rich entitled fucks

everyone is scarred and fights

tip of the spear

[tall glen]

real question can I get a concubine

[neon bramble]

chancellery is kinda mandatory to make best use of your best managers

[neon bramble]

no

monogamy is enforced

[tall glen]

this is a happy marriage, but she's menopausal

[neon bramble]

monogamous spouse is always to be sought out and defended

[tall glen]

I MUST have an heir

[toxic relic]

fuck someone else

[tall glen]

well she's a puppet to her husband

guess thats as loyal as it gets

[neon bramble]

heir is important

[tall glen]

I can have a bastard

[neon bramble]

since your techs are tied to characters

[tall glen]

will have to send the wife out of town

[neon bramble]

as long as you can have them read half the library by the time your guy eats it

[tall glen]

did you see the next update news

[neon bramble]

I am consumed by song of nuts rn

is it the politician update

[tall glen]

some tech will be city based

[toxic relic]

song of butts

[neon bramble]

okay that makes managing heirs much less annoying

[tall glen]

like peasants who grind grain, learn milling tech tree for you

[neon bramble]

ayo

institutional knowledge

[tall glen]

institutionalized tech

[neon bramble]

I've been looking for a game to implement tech that way

[tall glen]

yeah

ye old times were weird

noble spouses didnt sleep together

seperate rooms

[neon bramble]

since your army is professional at least your tech isn't at risk when people die lmao

wasn't that going to be changed in the beta branch

and making the bishop less of a fucking sex pest

[tall glen]

littlefinger he is

[twin bear]

this is the last thing i read before bed

[tall glen]

there to cause issues

[twin bear]

😭

[neon bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSqHfFMHTeM&list=RDwSqHfFMHTeM

how I feel playing norland

[neon bramble]

I'm convinced the bishop sent to your city is always the ones nobody likes

sent to some shitty town in the middle of nowhere

[tall glen]

mines pretty much a spy

[neon bramble]

that too, but he is always out to cause problems

[tall glen]

at least I kicked out the fanatics that were beating my citizens

convert or get beaten

[neon bramble]

sucking up to the church is political suicide rn

too many fantatics and the bishop will puppet half of your lords and demand anyone else blinded

[tall glen]

the fuck

[neon bramble]

he turns radical when I tried it out

[tall glen]

just do a blind lord start

[neon bramble]

half of the time he demands a blinding of my king

the inquisition isn't buffed yet iirc

it's still 40 odd guys with high combat skills and maces

[toxic relic]

neo's #1 track

nero* lol

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-the-matrix-neo-gif-9474730815536901824

[neon bramble]

it's very calming

[toxic relic]

i fuck with it

blast the trumpets loudly and call to their arms
BASH THE BISHOP IN HIS HEAD BASH BASH
🗣️

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-21952967

[neon bramble]

their other songs are bangers too, I love the 180 halfway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br3OgQVfhfM

[tall glen]

my norland playthrough

[neon bramble]

the player sick of their neighbors being assholes

[neon bramble]

Extremely vexed were we, at this outrageous affront. it crossed my mind the bishop was probably a cunt

[toxic relic]

thats called poetry

[tall glen]

watching the bishop go on dates with the queen

watcha up to there buddy

I'll do loyalty sermons err morning

my issue with game, 6 people per house aint enough

[stark kraken]

anyone want to play

[tall glen]

I do love rich white women

but I am going to sleeps

[stark kraken]

no one play da zomboid

[quasi slate]

not yet

removable ears and tail

[toxic relic]

re-watching* dark knight

the animated one

its peak

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnQ0eQrKF4g accidental evolution

@vital marten 👀 5000

[toxic relic]

you're a coward

you capitulate, you kneel, to these pig headed corpos with the promise of fake treasure

its not real, you dont need it

stay strong

[karmic jetty]

woweee

lemme check quests

[toxic relic]

you're all weak

watch night at the museum instead

[karmic jetty]

classic

[toxic relic]

watching it rn

then its the dark knight returns

wanted something funny first

[karmic jetty]

got this work email and i find it turbo unprofessional

they want each of us to use this excel template and fill up with a buncha sht

so ur tellin me some poor goober gotta have to collect all those individual excel sheets thru gmail

[toxic relic]

paper blockade

[karmic jetty]

wouldve been easier if it was just google form lmao

[toxic relic]

agreed

probably some old guy wanted it done this way

[karmic jetty]

fossils in the tech field

[toxic relic]

thats real

people who got in during the dial up and ibm era

are the old guys the antagonists of the first movie?

cant recall but it seems so

fucked if true, the museum fired them for "budget reasons" and they're old with fewer prospects

[karmic jetty]

bro this excel sheet

is for some kinda safety filter process or whatever

they want all the personal info

including socials but i aint giving them lmao

[hidden spruce]

@livid notch MAN THE SMART AI COVER IS FIRE

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

crazy

safety filter process

aka, booger

[livid notch]

Don't ai usually take cover like that in older games?

[hidden spruce]

clear sky only

[livid notch]

I think I saw a few prone bandits or two

[hidden spruce]

not in anomaly

were playin mp with anomaly together main dev

didn't know he improve the engine much

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk her daughters fighting

[neon bramble]

what the fuck

multiplayer stolger

chat is this real

[last spoke]

What even are orbs for?

[hidden spruce]

I'm one of the Devs , ya know

[neon bramble]

ayo

a lot of em died or ended up a scam

[hidden spruce]

we are built different

[neon bramble]

soon™

[hidden spruce]

soon?
it's already relased lmafo

we just improving engine

[neon bramble]

ayo

[neon bramble]

should have said so >:

thought it was a closed test

[hidden spruce]

was

but our improvements and updates are close test between trusted ppl

but the current version that is free to use is stable tho

[neon bramble]

useful feedback is hard ye I get it

I am gonna wait for the newer update then

because I am in the grips of another game

[whole bane]

Dame, it's quite funny, that just by some stupid memes and small talks this chat was turned into Stalker's fanchat.

Cheeke breeeke & v damki!

[toxic relic]

bro what do you expect

[karmic jetty]

well guys that sure was sumthin. how bout we leave this anomaly together... 2.0...

[toxic relic]

stalker is part of a pz noobs catalogue

pz weebs

whatever the internet word is

[neon bramble]

weebs and furries are a given

[toxic hawk]

Mama looks so hecking cuuuuuuuute <3 <3 <3

[hidden spruce]

its very very hard tbh
improving and fixing tbh

[whole bane]

Stalker is part of most slavic kids of 10-s

[toxic relic]

🤨

[neon bramble]

yeah no worries I get it thats why I'm not gonna harass you over it

[toxic relic]

the only thing that stalker did was make westernoids shout cheeki breeki at me during cod

[karmic jetty]

why do weebs comment on their stuff like comments on adult vids

[neon bramble]

as much as I'd like to

[toxic relic]

IM BALKAN BRO THERES A DIFFERENCE

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-10-jetray-alien-transformation-ben-10-alien-force-gif-17902448941776959287

[toxic relic]

idk man

gooning

[whole bane]

Yea. That's thing was that popular.

[hidden spruce]

lock them with bandits

[toxic relic]

jetray

[neon bramble]

modded stalker was p unique

[karmic jetty]

i watched sinners earlier

it was pog

[neon bramble]

I remember when it was mainly misery

[toxic relic]

i fuck with stalker

its good

i just hate slav weebos

[karmic jetty]

real

[neon bramble]

fucking shit design in retrospect but they had some good ideas

[toxic relic]

good movie

night at the museum is a national history advertisement

https://tenor.com/view/train-wreck-choo-choo-ben-stiller-night-at-the-museum-gif-26628963

[toxic hawk]

He's okay, but imo forgettable. Astrodactyl replaced him as flier

[toxic relic]

real

[toxic hawk]

Not many situations where flying was required

[toxic relic]

yet they managed to find uses for ripjaw

lol

alien cool

[toxic hawk]

Ripjaws peaked in the kraken episode

He solos in water

But water is rare

[icy vigil]

I have water rn

[vital marten]

Saw this online, a bunch of off comments, it’s engagement bait but makes me laugh seeing people worried about their “door warranty” when American doors are literally cardboard

People are full of it, bullshit I mean

Ohhh but if you want to mess with the painter as a joke personally I recommend this

Pull out a mechanic’s extending angled mirror and look at each and act like it’s surprising 😆 watch their faces drop

[toxic relic]

real

[young kelp]

to be fair tho

who tf is tall enough

to see that part of the door constantly

will matter tho if the paint is used as a protection from damages

[toxic relic]

and by it

i mean my peanis

[vital marten]

The thing they’re worried about is warranty not visibility but the doors are literally cardboard, if anything happens to the door moisture wise or anything on the inside of your house you have far more issues than the door and its warranty

[toxic relic]

bro the bronze/statue paint on these characters is insanely good

[vital marten]

Got some minis?

[toxic relic]

no

its night at the museum

lmao

if you ever watch the movie take a second to look at the statue characters

its so good

[young kelp]

dum dum no gum gum

[toxic relic]

the practical effects also cinema

[young kelp]

last I've seen that movie was probably 10 years ago

[toxic relic]

the part with the civil war re-enactment and the roman vs cowboy fights are really well done

[toxic relic]

rewatch, its worth

of course its not completely accurate historically but i think it aged rather well

a few poor jokes and the huns are terribly portrayed

otherwise cinema

[vital marten]

I want to craft a sculpture of a man with drywall mud

I can then paint it once finished

[toxic relic]

9 inch dong

for realism

[vital marten]

Mud Man

[toxic relic]

clayface

dc villain

yo clayface in caped crusadors was good

https://tenor.com/view/sword-fight-batman-clayface-batman-caped-crusader-fighting-gif-384770273494326019

[vital marten]

Batman with a sword

[toxic relic]

yessir

caped crusadors is good

[young kelp]

I wonder how accurate their fencing is actually

[toxic relic]

probably not at all lmao

a lot of sword fighting on screen is not accurate

they use them like sticks with no regard to skill and technique

[half kettle]

there are 9 million certified metal workers across the world

[young kelp]

[toxic relic]

and none of them will date you

[half kettle]

ahh dude

[vital marten]

Blep

[real lava]

info Zombroid gamepad guys?

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blep-gif-27395371

[toxic relic]

blew

[half kettle]

blow up

[vital marten]

Mug root beer ads are so scary

[toxic relic]

never watched an ad in my life

but i will ad deez nuts to your mouth

[vital marten]

You get a star

[toxic relic]

you regret that now im sure

[toxic hawk]

It's become a custom, whenever my patients are discharged, I get to hear their life story
Like some kind of unlocked lore

[toxic relic]

you need to get their life stat high enough to unlock lore story vol 1 and 2

[toxic hawk]

Lmao

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-ain't-no-way-really-bro-really-come-on-gif-9166339111264232754

[toxic hawk]

Lou
I wish you a very "tool feels tight and well held in hands"

[vital marten]

Oil day today

Oil turns you into Earl and then the Martian shows up and when he comes around that’s when you know it’s time to leave 🥴

Other people see the Martian differently, I’ve heard someone say he looks like Android 😆

[karmic jetty]

erm youtube wheres the pixels

[toxic relic]

bro youtube sucks so much rn

for a while of course but even worse now

[vital marten]

14 years ago pixels did not exist in the population they did now

Thanks to advancements in pixel care and mental wellness, the population has exploded

[toxic relic]

just use invidious on desktop 🤓

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/go-gadget-pixel-reducer-fan-gif-9633892696658046476

[karmic jetty]

wait 14 yrs ago

i member watchin it the first time 👴

[vital marten]

👴

[toxic relic]

marvel been working the slop machine

[stark kraken]

this is the best game ever made

[karmic jetty]

i watched marvel zombies with a fren

it was pretty fun

[toxic relic]

not as fun as your dad

[vital marten]

I liked what was done with the Loki Series recently

[toxic relic]

bruh

i hated loki

[karmic jetty]

loki was great

[vital marten]

I don’t watch much though so I’m probably easy to please

[toxic relic]

seems like it

i know zo has low standards

[vital marten]

[karmic jetty]

waowwwww

[toxic relic]

standards probably shorter than you are zo

🤏

[karmic jetty]

im massive

[toxic relic]

not as massive as dis dick

its crazy that alan partridge plays the gay roman guy

[vital marten]

I haven’t really watched anything except maybe a handful of movies since I watched cartoons and stuff lmao

[toxic relic]

what do you do for entertainment

[vital marten]

Who knows actors

[toxic relic]

alan partridge isnt an actor he's a character bro

american

[vital marten]

Games some Books and Music

[toxic relic]

if you were a europoid you'd know alan

[toxic relic]

fair

[vital marten]

I fear what I’d have become if I was an europoid

[toxic relic]

youd be finnish

[vital marten]

[toxic relic]

every american from the south would thrive in finland if they could stand the cold

[vital marten]

The Finnish are unknown to me so by nature that is frightening

[toxic relic]

theyre like latvians

they're more eastern european than some eastern european countries

[vital marten]

Healthcare?

[toxic relic]

compare czechia to finland and tell me which ones scandanavian lol

[toxic relic]

finland? universal

[vital marten]

Pog

[toxic relic]

dude im gonna be honest america is the only/one of the only "developed countries" with no healthcare

[vital marten]

It sure is a flaming pile of garbage

[toxic relic]

no healthcare meaning, your taxes dont subsidize your care, you dont have any legalised universal care, and/or your "insurance" isnt made to help people

[karmic jetty]

lou tenant is texan

[vital marten]

Wait insurance actually helps people elsewhere?

[toxic relic]

you pay more taxes than canadians, mexicas, british people, etc etc yet you get nothing lolol

[toxic relic]

not really

no

[karmic jetty]

insurance is gambling

[toxic relic]

but insurance and healthcare isnt the same thing everywhere

i know that america's medical system is weird

[vital marten]

Gambling is illegal in Texas

We can’t have that

[karmic jetty]

wait really

can u gamble online tho

[vital marten]

No

[karmic jetty]

arushor

[vital marten]

I can drive 15 minutes to Oklahoma and gamble though

[karmic jetty]

useless law then

[young kelp]

flip a coin 10 times

[vital marten]

They have weed and slots, it’s great

[young kelp]

if it lands all tails

take a chance

[toxic relic]

you can get weed anywhere

[young kelp]

[toxic relic]

yo greek music is so good

[vital marten]

But there you can smoke in front of police

[toxic relic]

shout out greek people

[toxic relic]

why would you want to be in front of police

[vital marten]

They just happen to exist

[toxic relic]

not in my world

🙉 🙈

[karmic jetty]

do kids still say the wanna become cops these days

[toxic relic]

was that ever a thing

[karmic jetty]

yes

[toxic relic]

must be a rich country thing

[young kelp]

I hear more of them wanting to be an engineer

[vital marten]

No

[toxic relic]

no one i grew up with wanted that lmao

[young kelp]

to build a house for themselves

[karmic jetty]

youtuber

[toxic relic]

twitch streamer

[karmic jetty]

is what i often hear yea

[toxic relic]

i dont talk to children

[vital marten]

This makes me realize I’ve never asked my 4 younger sisters what they wanna be

[toxic relic]

i recall, last year, a youth approached me to ask for help

[karmic jetty]

gambaaaaa

[toxic relic]

that was the only time i spoke to a child

[stone meadow]

wdym

you do it every day

youre on discord

[toxic relic]

🤔 true

i moreso meant irl but thats real

[karmic jetty]

what do YOU wanna be lou tenant

[vital marten]

Children are frightening, my bro had a baby and I didn’t want to hold it because yeah it’s breakable and now she’s like 4 and when I stop by I gotta carry her around the house 😭

[vital marten]

A Photographer

[karmic jetty]

monka

[vital marten]

[toxic relic]

had a baby? what happened to it

[vital marten]

It grew

[karmic jetty]

i have a self imposed rool where i wont hold the bebe until its at least three digits (days) old

[toxic relic]

grew? is it a plant

[karmic jetty]

anything lower is just too squishy

[vital marten]

He’s had more and more too, 22 and 5 kids smh

[toxic relic]

HOLY BALLS

jesus christ

[vital marten]

He got a son and that’s what he wanted

[karmic jetty]

5 kids at 22

[vital marten]

😭

[karmic jetty]

can u tell em to wear protection bruh

[toxic relic]

fr

[vital marten]

I’m doing my best LMAO

[toxic relic]

get a vasectomy

how the fuck does he pay for those kids

is he an oil baron

[vital marten]

His job had him sign in his work contract that they are not liable if his head is cut off

[karmic jetty]

thats the lou baron ive been hearing about

[vital marten]

He works steel

[karmic jetty]

ask him if steel is heavier than feathers

[toxic relic]

goddamn bro

[vital marten]

[toxic relic]

youd think the steel particulates or heat would make him infertile

crazy crazy

[karmic jetty]

wait is my math wrong

[vital marten]

Bro tells me he don’t even notice when he gets burned anymore

[karmic jetty]

do bebes not pop out every year

[toxic relic]

17

if its 1 a year

that means he started at 17

which cant be right

[vital marten]

His new girl has a kid

[toxic relic]

so 18?

[vital marten]

Aye

[toxic relic]

holy fuck

[karmic jetty]

ooo

[toxic relic]

dude its a literal child

with children

why do people think having kids so young is good? all it means it that you have no life in your prime lol

[karmic jetty]

hey mang we dunno anythin bout them

[toxic relic]

by the time theyre all grown up youll be too old and tired to enjoy yourself

[toxic relic]

dont care

[vital marten]

I don’t want kids

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

your bro has enough for both of you lol

[karmic jetty]

never a stage in my life so far where i didnt have to bebe sit

[stone meadow]

im trying to find that damn diemarchive baby spinning gif

[toxic relic]

damn

[vital marten]

Have you seen the population man 😭 I’m not adding to that