general_chat

[oblique stream]

I thought 1650s was golden age of piracy

[toxic relic]

back in olde times it was about pushing the boundaries of what you could accomplish but now its faded gradient buttons

and social engineering scams

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/me-listening-to1700-sea-shanties-pirate-radio-dancing-pirate-gif-14077384

[toxic relic]

👴

[toxic relic]

bartholomew roberts

[oblique stream]

Now its rounded everything

[distant cliff]

hi

[twin bear]

The possibilities back then

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-25642725

[candid patio]

if a 1650s pirate could understand the concept of the 2000s dark web and all of the innovation and advances in every aspect of human existence, I think they would rather be a 2000s pirate.

[distant cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086793025008705647/1422384425940811857/attachment.gif

[toxic relic]

if you pull on the hinge do you get direct pickle-to-mouth action

[distant cliff]

Idk

[amber vessel]

hi puppers ^^

[tender igloo]

ahoy

[twin bear]

I hope so

[toxic relic]

same brother same

[twin bear]

Why else would you waste some pickles

[toxic relic]

style

[distant cliff]

Peak show

[twin bear]

Pickle juice regrow hair

[toxic relic]

pickle juice cologne

[twin bear]

Ancient technique

[violet compass]

You have gave a server to chop
Your body parts off right?

Have

[polar kernel]

fw pickles so heavy

mmm

[toxic relic]

pickles are op

i would eat a jar easily

[candid patio]

i just listened to a whole lecture on 2x speed
and now i'm listening to the next lecture, on 1x speed, and it sounds like she's been slowed down.

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/pickle-man-real-life-pickle-man-real-real-life-pickle-real-pickle-gif-6819611110664784748

[candid patio]

s p i c y p i c k l e s

[toxic relic]

bro so real

[rapid moth]

smh hcan't even be bisexual and pirate shit anymore

[dense plume]

does zomboid have populated servers since b42 doesnt have multiplayer yet

[icy vigil]

You can

Its you

[toxic relic]

revert to b41

[candid patio]

in mexico they like to pickle spicy peppers, carrots, onions, and other stuff... the carrots get nice and soft, and everything gets spicy from the peppers... so good

[grave reef]

Anyone want to start a playthrough together? Looking for a group to play with. DM if interested

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

bro can you help me torent this game

[dense plume]

yea are they populated though

[neat moat]

thanks

[rapid moth]

he lion doesnt concern itself with the warnings from their isp due to torrenting

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/pickle-juicy-pickle-pickle-slow-mo-jeremy-judkins-pickle-jeremy-judkins-gif-18683311

[toxic relic]

#1019737819981283459
#1019725562337579028
#1019743790178762812
look yourself

[twin bear]

Pickled

[toxic relic]

[toxic relic]

its funny gurt because i had to do that

because your computer literacy sucks worse than mine

[twin bear]

mogged

[candid patio]

vietnamese pickled carrots and daikon radish ❤️

[toxic relic]

yo

that shit looks good

[rapid moth]

this is how I feel torrenting

[toxic relic]

daikon is peak too

[rapid moth]

fitgirl repacks my beloved

[toxic relic]

i fuck with pickled and fermented shit

[toxic relic]

girl with spoon

🥄

[rapid moth]

pickled eggs are so slept on

[twin bear]

That's why i wanna try kvass

[toxic relic]

kvass is good

there is a lot of variety

because its mostly homemade

[candid patio]

its one of my favorites. when you eat it with like a big greasy meal... mmmph

[twin bear]

The fermentation sounds like a good concept with berries and stuff

And also very hearty

[toxic relic]

🍺

barry

[neat moat]

You cannot blame me

[toxic relic]

is it blame

or is it statement

[twin bear]

Runs terraria just fine

[toxic relic]

try rakija bro

its kvass but hard

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-idea-light-bulb-krabs-vs-plankton-season-4-gif-6202247203241590613

[toxic relic]

kvass is like 🤔 light drink but then you go to rakija and spirits

[candid patio]

never heard of kvass

does it taste similar to beer?

[toxic relic]

"beer" is nebulous lol

but yeah

[twin bear]

The one in particular i wanna try is like an energy drink berry thing

If u can even call it an energy drink

Pretty sure bread plays a large role in it as well

[toxic relic]

kvass is rye

stale rye

[candid patio]

yeah in the same way tea could include thai tea with boba, kombucha, and a hot cup of chamomile before bed.

[toxic relic]

exactly

its more uh sweet? doesnt have the same type of bitterness compared to a lager but it still has a slight sour taste

[candid patio]

which would put kombucha is in the middle of the venn diagram of tea and beer

[candid patio]

interesting. i'll look around for it... just to be able to have tried it

i like mead

[toxic relic]

yeah its better to make homemade

thats kind of the spirit of the drink

[candid patio]

oh man mead is made from apes vomit

[toxic relic]

what

[candid patio]

i was trying to be fancy, apes is latin for bees

[toxic relic]

ok buddy

yeah its a honey based thing lol

[candid patio]

how do you pronounce kvass?

[toxic relic]

ehh it depends on which country

but usually its like "class"

but instead of an l sound its a slight v sound

but no emphasis on the v

ah i forget americans have a weird "a" sound

youd get close enough with that though lol

[candid patio]

what is a popular brand in the country that you first heard of it in?

[toxic relic]

brand

idk brands bro its a homemade drink where im from

if you buy it from the store then you are weak

i guess that doesnt work overseas lmao

[candid patio]

is it good hot?

[toxic relic]

hmm

[candid patio]

like a hot tea

[toxic relic]

its not tea

i dont think it would be good hot

[candid patio]

can't say i've ever desired a steaming hot beer

[toxic relic]

depends on how cold it is, hot beer porridge can be good

but i dont think kvass is good for that

[candid patio]

that sounds kinda good

[twin bear]

Warm soda and rum is kinda decent

[toxic relic]

its good

[candid patio]

beer in like a thick stew or a chili or a chowder... replace whatever water liquid with beer

[rapid moth]

this

especially on a summer evening

[toxic relic]

peak

[rapid moth]

with bugs everywhere

and alot of buddies

[candid patio]

coffee+ damn near any spirit is pretty good

*hot coffee

[toxic relic]

you're good bro lol

[candid patio]

kvass just makes me think of the hero of kvatch

[toxic relic]

im sure elder scrolls took some eastern europe sounding names

kvass isnt even that good

rakija, pelin, mastika

[candid patio]

i like to try things for the historical cultural experience

[toxic relic]

fair

[candid patio]

beer / alcohol in general doesn't taste good imo

[toxic relic]

damn

i think it does haha

[candid patio]

with some exceptions

i think i only enjoy about 1/100 beers or wines i've ever tried

[toxic relic]

do you only drink american beer

american beer sucks dirty ass

its all light seltzers

[rapid moth]

its an acquired taste

[young kelp]

some alcohol is fine

beer is just not my thing tho

[rapid moth]

and by acquired I mean one thats fit for someone that would wish for a feeling of clouds

[young kelp]

I dislike how its bitter

[toxic relic]

damn

[candid patio]

i would assume most of the beers i've tried are american

[toxic relic]

i fuck with the bitter

[candid patio]

ipas are like poison to me

[toxic relic]

insane

[candid patio]

i had this wine at a fancy restaurant

[onyx igloo]

guys

i dont know how but i shoveled manure on the grill

im sorry

[candid patio]

and it instantly made me turn into a wine snob

[toxic relic]

flavour

[candid patio]

like i used to say i don' t like wine

[toxic relic]

wine is good

[candid patio]

but after that first sip... it turns out i just don't like cheap wine lol

[toxic relic]

real

[onyx igloo]

i dont think i like flavored liquor

like

chocolate

was gross

[candid patio]

i raise you frangelico and fireball.

which are both delicious

[onyx igloo]

fireball is what the midwest drinks

lol

i know about that one but not frangelico

[toxic relic]

bruh

hahah i think we have very different taste

[rapid moth]

most people I know drink seltzers but I've always been a larger fan of liquor

[twin bear]

I like just pure liquor

[mossy jacinth]

Imagine not drinking straight up ethanol

[candid patio]

frangelico and chocolate "liqueurs" are not liquor,
liquor (spirits) you can drink neat
liqueur should really be mixed with something.

[mossy jacinth]

Wimps

[twin bear]

Mixed drinks are nice and all but sometimes I'm on a mission

[toxic relic]

seltzers are so ass

[onyx igloo]

pretty sure i just crashed my game taking a photo

nope i did not

[candid patio]

i was just saying the flavored stuff can sometimes be tasty
but i prefer unflavored things.

[toxic relic]

i think the sweeter flavours i like are menta or mastika 🤔 something fresh mint or aniseed

[onyx igloo]

funny 2000s phone noises

[rapid moth]

I prefer throat burners personally

[toxic relic]

fair fair

[rapid moth]

they make me warm inside and its always cold

[toxic relic]

you know what else burns your throat

[oblique stream]

Regular water is better than flavoured waer

[toxic relic]

agree

[oblique stream]

Hot food

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ina-garten-drink-martini-vodka-grey-goose-gif-16788649

[rapid moth]

if it aint clear you'll still be able to steer

[candid patio]

regular water
regular cookies (like oreos, chips ahoy, animal crackers, etc)
regular pretzels
regular pringles
regular saltines
plain cheese pizza
the list goes on

regular tim tams

[toxic relic]

cheese on pizza sucks

[twin bear]

That but homemade

[toxic relic]

controversial

[candid patio]

okay so actually im gonna agree with you that the tastiest pizzas i've ever had either had no cheese or very little cheese

[toxic relic]

i think of pizza as a flatbread

overloading it with cheese ruins the flavour of everything on it

[candid patio]

fight me? what tim tams are superior?

[twin bear]

I like tomato pies

Yummers

[toxic relic]

tomato peak

[toxic relic]

for me? dark

[candid patio]

milk chocolate / dark chocolate > chocolate with toppings/additions

[oblique stream]

Cheese pizza?

[dusk remnant]

Double choc.

[toxic relic]

my partner prefers the double coat tim tams

[candid patio]

regular coke > vanilla / cherry/ any other kind of coke

[dusk remnant]

The normal ones have a too low chocolate:biscit ratio.

[toxic relic]

hah fair

im not a big fan of chocolate so the dark chocolate flavour i fine to me

[candid patio]

these get a pass, as well as double stuffed oreos. but they aren't flavored, they are just different ratios of the original flavor's components.

[oblique stream]

Might as well have cheese bread

[candid patio]

I HATE CHEESE BREAD

[dusk remnant]

If talking flavors, milk chocolate for Tim Tams.

I'll try anything new for novelty, but always go back to original ones.

[oblique stream]

Pizza with cheese is cheese bread

[toxic relic]

i dont like the flavour of milk chocolate

[candid patio]

Pizza establishments should sell pizza (bread + sauce + cheese) and garlic bread (shapes) that is just bread that you can dip in sauce. Why would I buy a cheese bread when i'm already buying a pizza which is also cheese bread?!?!?!?

I hate pizza places that don't have garlic knots but have cheese bread.

[icy vigil]

Cheese bread killed my parents

[candid patio]

./rant

[toxic relic]

i have a question about this

why do you dip your pizza and bread in sauce

ive only seen this at american pizza places

[candid patio]

everything's better with sauce

[dusk remnant]

I respect that your opinion is different to mine, even if it is wrong.

[toxic relic]

disagree

i hate wet food

[candid patio]

lol nah i think that's a sign of bad pizza

[toxic relic]

as in food made wet by condiment

[toxic relic]

[candid patio]

its kind of like if i go to a coffee shop for the first time
if i put anything in it, its a subtle insult from me to the establishment

[dusk remnant]

I see that a lot at lebanese pizza places, they typically include a variety of "flatbread with stuff on top" in addition to pizza.

[candid patio]

i like black coffee and you served me black coffee that i didn't like

same thing with dipping my pizza in sauce

if the pizza is improved by more sauce, it was originally a bad pizza.

[toxic relic]

flatbread with shit on top i would eat over pizza

[toxic relic]

🤔 yeah i agree

[dusk remnant]

Dipping in sauce always seems reserved for plain bread products, not pizza.

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/dipdogketchup-hotdog-ketchup-dip-too-much-ketchup-gif-25810600

[toxic relic]

i am curious about this

[rapid moth]

because its the bomb

[dusk remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-i-hate-it-no-thanks-gif-18664913

[toxic relic]

america seems infatuated with sauces

[icy vigil]

What if the sauce made the pizza worse

[toxic relic]

everything has ranch sauce or ketchup or mustard or something

[icy vigil]

Was it a good pizza

[dusk remnant]

I'm in Australia, I've sene Ranch dressing called "American Sauce"

[rapid moth]

m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mustard..?

[toxic relic]

disagree dude

[icy vigil]

Maybe my life is currently dipped in bad sauce

And im actually a good pizza

[toxic relic]

yeah same in nz

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-gif-4797247466307283957

[toxic relic]

ive only seen ranch in the international section of the woolworths lmao

im not interested in sauce

[candid patio]

depends, could have been bad sauce

[icy vigil]

Clearly bad sauce is the problem

Life is a bad sauce

[candid patio]

i dont want to get all depressy but same

[icy vigil]

[toxic relic]

you know who else is a bad sauce

[dusk remnant]

AI every time I ask it a question?

Useless source.

[twin bear]

speaking of bread the only grocery stores didnt have bread today

3 whole stores without bread

[onyx igloo]

probably anyone

no one is a sauce

[dusk remnant]

That's a lot of no-bread.

[onyx igloo]

nonexistent bread

[toxic relic]

gptslop

helium shortage is crazy

[dusk remnant]

I've never found any helium in PZ, definitely a severe shortage.

[toxic relic]

stop using it for warships that jork your ego so we can use it for medicine

[toxic relic]

irl

helium has a shortage every few years cause its so hard to produce

helium and sand

[dusk remnant]

The USA had a national stockpile of ~a billion cubic meters of helium.

Then they sold it.

[toxic relic]

yeah did they sell it to corpo

insane shit lol

[dusk remnant]

Some great forward planning there. /s

[toxic relic]

america always makes the worst decision

[dusk remnant]

Like releasing 1.5 million helium balloons at once?

"people thought the balloons would reach an altitude where they popped and disintegrated."

[polar kernel]

helium is one of the only things that will absolutely make its way out of the atmosphere and never be seen again

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-kitty-yeet-funny-gif-21938191

Like this cat

[polar kernel]

i say we continue using our stockpile for dollar tree "get well soon" balloons and paw patrol characters

[dusk remnant]

...what stockpile? It's all been sold!

[rain mango]

Ok

I think silk song takes place before hollow knight

[fair cape]

one thing i hope still is wood gas so you can fill up propane tanks that been emety out

[twin bear]

what a waste

https://tenor.com/view/pimp-pimpin-hank-hill-king-of-the-hill-mo-money-gif-4629399

propane u say

[fair cape]

see once you use up all the propane found in the game you can't use the thing for anything else, but if wood gas was put into the game you can refill those up with it and still be usebel

[twin bear]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0H9GCscgdkzigJGtOAJi4A?si=512c01dd218e4fe4 when we getting master cheeks in pz

[dusk remnant]

If they added wood gas and biodiesel they could have petrol degrade over time, instead of lasting forever.

[fair cape]

gas last a long time, but it dmage most smell engines, the myth come from people using lawn mowers with gas in them is why

it won't last forever but it last a good long while

funny thing is most of the cars in the game are using fuel injeting system meaning you could have been using moonshine

[tender igloo]

lol moonshiner cars

[fair cape]

sure you have to be cleaning the fueljet system every so often but other then that you have a srouce of unlitme fuel

its why a lot of slow movign zombies are set in the 1950s to the 2000s

once you hit a tech tree level slow moving zombies are more then anything just dumb people getting themself killed

the only way slow zombies do as much damage it do in media is it happen to an other part of the world like euro or asia or south armica with its junglles

but north armica (that include mexico) to afica as a whole and the middle east zombies there be wiped out in a year or so

but anyway back to fuel

ya for the most part if the game add that in moonshiner cars is all you need for power

becasue you just ripe the engine out of that car re work it to be a generator and boom you just now have a farm with all the nice stuff of AC, working tv with a VCR and a comptuer filled with video games and more

just make sure you plant the vegies and wheat to keep the fuel coming

also homemade trackers would be so cool to have for the farming part of the game

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-master-chief-odst-rocket-launcher-gif-15782921

[unreal swift]

quick question guys, when b42 unstable gets update, will it also affect b41?

[toxic relic]

there already is a wood gas/bio fuel mod

also you type insane

[fair cape]

ya but the b42 mod make other mods act funny right now, so its going to be a few before all the mods play nice again

[toxic relic]

ok

also i disagree with you about the slow zombies only being a threat in jungles

[fair cape]

but would be nice if added down the line then ratehr then a mod

[toxic relic]

thats crazy logic

[toxic relic]

understandable

[fair cape]

to be fair everything else in the jungle is more likly to kill you then the zombies

but now you have to worry if there a zombie in the mud and other things

[toxic relic]

🤨

what do you think a jungle looks like

[fair cape]

like the rainfrost

[toxic relic]

do you think mud only exists in a jungle

[toxic relic]

how old are you

[fair cape]

ya but am thinking of mud pits and other things

the jungle is huge

what you need to ask is what going to kill you 1st the zombie or the wild life in the jungle

[toxic relic]

jungles and rainforests are different things

[toxic relic]

ok man

do you think other countries in north amica would survive better

belize? honduras? nicaragua? canada? el salvador? costa rica? panama? haiti? cuba? guatemala

[fair cape]

cuba most then likly yes if they lock it down from the start

canada will do ok as well for sure

[toxic relic]

why

they have a lot of mud pits and forests

[fair cape]

temp wheater and also next door to the usa

[toxic relic]

why would the usa survive

[fair cape]

also good number of guns somewhat still

[fair cape]

more like that a coin toss give or take

[toxic relic]

why would guns help 🤔

[fair cape]

well it both help and not help

if they did the smart thing like say use nose and have a clear feild and big walls to bring in all the zombies then you can clean them out

but if panic set in 1st.... well it be like world war z make it out the panic kills more then the zombies

[toxic relic]

world war z book or movie

the movie sucks

[fair cape]

book

hands down the book

the movie should not have the tittel and what the OG scripe was going to be like the book

[toxic relic]

real

[fair cape]

but some asshole in the ceo or what ever wanted more action

[toxic relic]

from what i know the director wanted an slop action film

hollywood rumours

but yeah the movie sucks

[fair cape]

and why i refuse that movie is world war z

but anyway ya most area of the world is fine but if panic set in ya going to be a wasteland for sure

now i want to see a world war z in today cilment and tech base

[toxic relic]

fair

[fair cape]

would the internet now make it better or would it be panic on steirods

becasue when the book was made the itnernet was still a child some what

didn't had the inbended like we have today

[toxic relic]

i think it would overall be bad

but it may help

if one was optimistic

[fair cape]

and there be people to say "take pony drugs!"

[fair cape]

it help people that can think long term for sure as they would download EVERYTHING to live off the grid system

videos, audio, books on how to build everything and more

[toxic relic]

yeah just download kiwix

i was moreso thinking for global co-operation

[fair cape]

the reason why i say panic on steirods is that 2020 was an eye opening on how a plduge can happen and that was just for your everyday vuris type, god know the panic of a zombie one would be like

[toxic relic]

you could co ordinate online

[toxic relic]

understandable

[fair cape]

thats why i hope to see a book or something where slow zombies happen today with what we have now

like would drone tech be used as a safer means to remove zombies but come at the cost of having a new weapon that can also be use on humans freely as well and so on

[toxic relic]

interesting thoughts

im gonna go shit now

[fair cape]

the personal drone is a huge game chnager now as its now sold everywhere and would help with socuting in somebies

[toxic relic]

it would be cool to see something as strategic and administrative as world war z in a more modern setting

[toxic relic]

true true

[onyx igloo]

piss bottle collection

[dusk remnant]

...why?

[onyx igloo]

i sell it to a shirtless man

for a backpack

[polar kernel]

i need more wall decor

fuck it revenge of the sith poster time

[quiet siren]

Y'all, I was trying to get food a bit ago and some fucking guy just started cackling like a supervillain in the distance

What

[onyx igloo]

do you guys like my table decor

[toxic relic]

where the ash tray

[onyx igloo]

outside

[toxic relic]

needs full ash tray with plate of various dried meats and fruits

and a glass of peshtera

[onyx igloo]

i have sausage

and ketchup

[toxic relic]

no tomato sauce what are you crazy

just sausage is fine

[onyx igloo]

the store has jack shit

i apologize

[toxic relic]

also needs various tools

its ok its ok

[onyx igloo]

i have a shed

full of tools

[toxic relic]

put some on the table

bring the ash tray inside too

put that crate of shitty booze on the floor

that soda bottle of vodka is real though hahah

oh its just soda

[onyx igloo]

no

its kilju

i had spare

[toxic relic]

ah

finland

[onyx igloo]

my main source of transportation is my beautiful boat in finland

[toxic relic]

finland and norway are the land of islands that are not islands

[neat moat]

anyone here red the new tos for discord?

[toxic relic]

no lol

whats in it

[heavy ivy]

finland? is that an obenseuer reference?

[onyx igloo]

i think i know obenseuer

[neat moat]

nothing good for a start

[toxic relic]

elaborate

[neat moat]

You know the "save the children" mass internet censorship and data harvesting? Theyre finally implementing that

[toxic relic]

yeah

[neat moat]

I wont get into it then

Im debating if I should use discord anymore tbh

[toxic relic]

fair

i wouldnt

i was already aware of this new implementation

[livid notch]

Thank you discord lords now that I need to show my ID just to see a shitpost 🙏

[toxic relic]

i thought it was something else

[neat moat]

Yet you still use it

curious

[toxic relic]

my work uses it

also "you hate society yet you participate" bullshit

ragebait so poor

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/warcraft-gaming-gif-27702118

[toxic relic]

real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrNR5gYIfQ8

this is good

https://tenor.com/view/wedding-dance-halay-folk-dancing-middle-east-assyrian-gif-20591640

holy balls

skype link

and bro is in paradise server

[opal summit]

ngl i been thinking about, playing, etc a lot of project zomboid lately and a part of me wonders whats gonna happen when its finally finished and 1.0

like will indie stone move onto other projects, dlc/updates, etc

not to mention what the community is gonna do once the games finished, feels like its been going on so long half of them would be like the people when megamind beat metroman "he did it?"

[toxic relic]

understandable to think about the end

[neat moat]

I doubt it will ever reach 1.0

[toxic relic]

i dislike things that try to last forever

[neat moat]

same

[harsh vault]

like the simpsons

[neat moat]

I think the best outcome for zomboid it to end up in a state with an extremely robust foundation and a fenominal molding community

[toxic relic]

terraria

the good ending is terraria

[neat moat]

that too

[odd trellis]

Ayo is there a tab to get ppl to play with? Cause I'm somewhat new to the game and PC itself

[toxic relic]

thats what terraria is

[toxic relic]

#1019737819981283459
#1019725562337579028
#1019743790178762812

[toxic relic]

[odd trellis]

Thanks

[toxic relic]

nw mate

i think the game will have a final update

[neat moat]

I mean

technically everything as a finally

just will it be official

or good even

[toxic relic]

idk

i only know about the polish update

[opal summit]

good ending is terraria, bad ending is every unfinished survival game on steam

[toxic relic]

exactly lmao

good ending is terraria, bad ending is 7 days to die

[heavy ivy]

70years2develop

[toxic relic]

[opal summit]

eh i think it will, its already been going for so long and not in a way that feels like milking like other survival games

its genuinely been making good but slow progress that feels meaningful towards the games progress to 1.0

[toxic relic]

yeah

they have a progress map too

[neat moat]

never ping me again plungie

know your place

[toxic relic]

could always go wrong

[opal summit]

my big worry is less if it will or if itll be good and more so if itll do it BEFORE i get too old to have spare time for the game

[toxic relic]

there are many examples of promising games falling on their balls

[toxic relic]

haha understandable

you guide others to a treasure you can never posses

[onyx igloo]

they added npcs shitting

you can hear them shit

optionally stare

[opal summit]

itd suck to be at a point where im super busy with a family and a full on career compared to my low level jobs now and never get to play the fully realized vision

[neat moat]

The worst possible ending is like tankie online but thats not possible with zomboid

[toxic relic]

im an older bloke, its hard to take time to rest but its not impossible

maybe because i dont have kids haha

the wonders of free time and disposable income

[onyx igloo]

half the time im trying to sleep im staring at my ceiling

[last spoke]

All Minecraft mod packs are either Factorio or Terraria

Somehow, the modpack about cleansing a planet of a corrupting purple biome called taint falls under Factorio

[neat moat]

ven diagram

[opal summit]

i mean there's been a rise of horror themed ones usually centered around a 1 singular horror entity that hunts you or parasitic hordes but yeah u spittin

[deep kestrel]

I'm havin me a Miller Mid-Life Crisis (TM)

[toxic relic]

factorio, terraria or fnaf

[last spoke]

Terraria

[toxic relic]

america try to drink anything other than light beer impossible

[neat moat]

horror mods are so ass

and no horror mods arent terreria

Theyre like slenderman

[simple bear]

Ugh

[neat moat]

definitely slenderman

[icy vigil]

Shop owner didnt give me my discount

i will make him pay

[toxic relic]

parasitic hordes is just goblin invasion

[last spoke]

Loud noise
Kills you to death
Incredible gameplay

[neat moat]

maybe minus the pages part

[simple bear]

Just had the worst watch ever

[toxic relic]

11% ? haha

[simple bear]

Only just now got back to my room its almost midnight

[toxic relic]

baby

[neat moat]

litteraly slenderman lmao

[toxic relic]

my grandfather makes rakija 7 times stronger in his basement

[rain mango]

Rnehehdiebdje

[deep kestrel]

And that's why he went blind.

[neat moat]

wait hes alive still

[toxic relic]

yessir

one of them

[neat moat]

wild

how old

[polar kernel]

least shitty day as a junior enlisted

[last spoke]

One day blinding stew

[toxic relic]

102 this year

[last spoke]

Hai princess

[deep kestrel]

Bro where can I get this wine glass?

[toxic relic]

he is not blind

[icy vigil]

From me

[languid meadow]

dragons den

[simple bear]

Had to go around checking the entire building to make sure no class left out classified material… there was literally just a whole box of it out.

[polar kernel]

bruh

did u report that?

[last spoke]

Don't act so surprised

[rain mango]

I have the fish watching a video on his lil ipad

[simple bear]

Yes I have to tell my Chief tomorrow

[rain mango]

Hes an ipad kid

[polar kernel]

good

[simple bear]

I would text him right now but I aint waking him up for this BS

[polar kernel]

im usually very forgiving with fuck ups but

CUI isnt one

[simple bear]

Literal crime

[last spoke]

What under influence?

[deep kestrel]

https://shopping.newhollandbrew.com/collections/drinkware/products/2023-dragons-milk-triple-mash-glassware

Found it

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-toddler-gif-8812932

[simple bear]

And half the rooms didnt even get cleaned, uncrustable wrappers and food left out

Could actively see ants crawling to some

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/jax-jax-digital-circus-digital-circus-the-amazing-digital-circus-jax-chew-gif-11936585415367839098

Raw

[simple bear]

Whateva ima watch YT and then pass out, up at 5

[polar kernel]

what kinda shitty schoolhouse is this

[simple bear]

75k bonus btw

[polar kernel]

paying 75 to someone who cant store sensitive material is comical

[deep kestrel]

Brother. I was baptized in the holy waters of general chat.

[last spoke]

Oh you ain't seen shit buddypal

[polar kernel]

that's sick

[loud pumice]

My fellow Floridiam

Help me nuke florida

[simple bear]

Some of the most socially awkward braindead mfs I have had to interact with in my life

[rain mango]

I am florida

[loud pumice]

You're a bot

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-chokes-choking-ada-wong-gif-26380793

[languid meadow]

beep boop robot

[toxic relic]

koza mostra peak music

[deep kestrel]

Guys I ate an extra Vitamin C gummie. Am I gonna die?

https://tenor.com/view/pz-project-zomboid-this-is-how-you-died-no-hope-of-survival-doomed-gif-17767817868248169718

[icy vigil]

Yes

[polar kernel]

i love my cat!!!

[icy vigil]

I dont

[loud pumice]

[polar kernel]

not nice

[neat moat]

does your cat love you though?

[icy vigil]

No

[loud pumice]

Mister

[neat moat]

shark who hurt you

[icy vigil]

The cat

[toxic relic]

your mom

[loud pumice]

Shark

[rain mango]

Im going to eat the fish

[deep kestrel]

My cat loves me until I die from a heartattack from bacon and he needs to be fed.

[icy vigil]

Where

[loud pumice]

Mr

[neat moat]

my mother hurt a lot of people

[loud pumice]

Shark

[toxic relic]

thats just survival

[icy vigil]

Where

[loud pumice]

Mr

[toxic relic]

when you die you are no longer that person you are just meat

[loud pumice]

Mister

[toxic relic]

i respect it

[neat moat]

never let a good meal go to waste

[toxic relic]

not as good as my meat lmao gottem

[icy vigil]

Me when the is he is so did rather could

[neat moat]

mid meat

[toxic relic]

thats what your dad calls me

[deep kestrel]

medium meat

[neat moat]

he called you mid meat?

[toxic relic]

yeah sure man

[neat moat]

Damn

Im sorry

[toxic relic]

its ok

he has bad taste

[neat moat]

he said it to your face?

[toxic relic]

well he couldnt face me at that moment

but i definitely heard it from behind

[neat moat]

I remember eating those I think

they were ok

[deep kestrel]

mid meat

[neat moat]

indeed mid

[toxic relic]

bro what is this

[neat moat]

canned sausage ig

[toxic relic]

insane

[deep kestrel]

Late-stage Capitalism

[rain mango]

I love sausage

[deep kestrel]

Stage IV

[neat moat]

ok cake

[toxic relic]

real

[toxic relic]

ANEURISM IV

[deep kestrel]

It's baked in the tism-flavored bone broth.

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/amy-rose-amy-sonic-adventure-jp-1998-gif-2885910427223150815

[neat moat]

aw

[deep kestrel]

Consume this and become one with endless solitude.

[neat moat]

advertisers can get away with so much crap its mind blowing

they use glue instead of real cheese to makw it look more appetizing

[icy vigil]

Advertisers killed my parents

[deep kestrel]

When people tell me to fill out forms or do something that helps them make money they don't even ask nicely anymore.

[toxic relic]

killes

[icy vigil]

[neat moat]

they got krilled

[deep kestrel]

When employees are advertised as "organic" and "grass-fed"..

[neat moat]

thats me

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/jax-jax-digital-circus-digital-circus-the-amazing-digital-circus-jax-chew-gif-11936585415367839098

Grass fed gurt

[neat moat]

no this is you eating the grass fed gurt

the food chain if you will

or as I like it

the food probability web

[deep kestrel]

I prefer mold employees

They are the top of chain food

[neat moat]

mold employee propaganda

[deep kestrel]

They grow everywhere. They go everywhere. They d i e for country.

[toxic relic]

im sure they all go to your mom

very popular

[toxic relic]

dude sounds like an anime protag

[last spoke]

Why the fuck are there like 50 Germans here rn

[toxic relic]

"hrhmm eehhh, I-i r-really wanna be friends with you and go on great adventures, hrrrk" 😄

[deep kestrel]

Imagine making millions off a game when spending like 8 bucks to film someone not even reading a script but making a script in realtime in some psych ward.

[frail shadow]

Dornan is cool

unfortunately fascists have good eye for aesthetics

it’s tragic

[toxic relic]

man i disagree

[polar kernel]

this is how i wanna talk to my troops

[toxic relic]

i dont think they are good aesthetics

[last spoke]

Hey shitass, I feel like the Doorman is very
You'd like his approach to conversation

[neat moat]

fashism is esthetics

vibe based ideology

[frail shadow]

i mean like, visually

[toxic relic]

doorman

[uncut epoch]

big brother is that you?

[polar kernel]

hugo boss consistently dressing fascists is mildly funny to me

[toxic relic]

elaborate

[deep kestrel]

They were a little freaky yeah

[uncut epoch]

[last spoke]

Fascism hides behind trying to look good because nobody would actually be on board if they just said what the stood for

[toxic relic]

real

also i think they do not know what art is

or style

[deep kestrel]

The March on Rome (Texas), Circa 2025

[toxic relic]

they just take other styles to attract people to them

[frail shadow]

i don’t think so, some people actually like that stuff

[deep kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/youknow-you-gif-19056787

[polar kernel]

no it actually works because people are really gullible and gripped with fear of anything larger than themselves in life

[last spoke]

Nono
The Doorman

[toxic relic]

is this next to China, Texas

[last spoke]

A fledgling eldrich god roleplaying as a service industry employee on the mortal plane

[toxic relic]

where does he live

what media

[last spoke]

He works at the Baroness Hotel

[neat moat]

ive grown tired of eldritch horror

[last spoke]

Deadlock hero

[neat moat]

its become so mundane

[toxic relic]

ah he lives in deadlock

i will find videos of him

👍

[toxic relic]

the evil is banality

[neat moat]

truer words never spoken

[last spoke]

Oh hey I learned the word Banal a few days ago

:3

[toxic relic]

real

[toxic relic]

i chuckle whenever i say banal because its so close to anal

[polar kernel]

i wanna play dayz again

[toxic relic]

different pronunciation though

[polar kernel]

i need to gaslight my friends into thinking it'd be fun

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-eating-rotten-banana-eats-rott-banana-black-banana-paul-blart-banana-gif-23846008

[last spoke]

https://youtu.be/yTYyKSxZdKc?si=UFXEDDHzMur7WS43
"I wouldn't dream of expecting Anything from you, Lady Geist"

[tall glen]

had a good day

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-eating-rotten-banana-black-banana-rotten-banana-out-of-date-guy-gif-23846029

[tall glen]

had the 10/10 korean girl tell me she missed me while I was on my vacation

[tall glen]

its a top tier feeling

[toxic relic]

he sounds like he's passive aggressive only because its more fun to be witty that way

i respect it

[last spoke]

Literally his whole gig

[toxic relic]

real

[last spoke]

He got bored of being so all powerful for so long that he does this for fun

[deep kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908459714248048730/1380582036720455800/482770210_1825252141545228_576905163917017895_n.gif

[last spoke]

He's also very possibly the G man

[toxic relic]

gay man

[tall glen]

my life is this

[last spoke]

Quirky white boy with glowing eyes who walks through realities via doors that aren't there who knows waaaaay too much about the cast and seems to serve some still higher being than himself

[toxic relic]

epigrammatic phrases are fun and a sign of quick thinking and good humour lol

there is a reason laconia is so well known haha

[tall glen]

lol I need this

[last spoke]

https://youtu.be/NwiDBveCm1Q?si=Ecb4hm_CrzfdX5oN
This guy's first VA gig btw

He's absolutely killing it

[toxic relic]

cool

[last spoke]

Valve found some random stage actor and was like "Hey you wanna voice what is currently and very possibly going to remain as one of the deepest characters lorewise in our upcoming game?"

[last spoke]

He's also got this sort of
aura about him where anyone that plays as him will embody him

[toxic relic]

stage actor makes sense

[last spoke]

Viscous has the same

https://youtu.be/fy4BKqoqcXw?si=n7qKQCJH6eUGhtP2

[hidden spruce]

my dreams be like :

[ivory grail]

Ride wife... wife fight back.... kill wife.... think about wife.... miss wife... regret

Or something like that i'm going to bed

YOOOO an cat got into my bed to snuggle with me

[neat moat]

Ride sleepy... life gud... sleepy fight back... KILL SLEEPY... think about sleepy... miss sleepy... regret. . .

[toxic relic]

3:27

its a bad habit but i enjoy watching people rage in games

it is people at a low point but goddamn have some self control

[oblique stream]

It can be funny sometimes ngl

[neon bramble]

its funnier when they aren't in your ear

[oblique stream]

Or when you don't have to work with them in team

[neon bramble]

if they aren't on my team I will make it worse

[neon bramble]

I dont like 5 or 6 vs format for this reason

one guy throwing screws the team over too much

[oblique stream]

Like having to put up with raging rando is not fun if you try to be competitive

[candid patio]

wife: what's your least favorite month?
me: (thinking without question the month containing my wife's birthday is easily my least favorite month) uhhhh...

[neon bramble]

it's easier to fill the team with friends in a 3v3 format

and not a problem entirely in 1v1

[candid patio]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-gif-14297076895219370086

[neon bramble]

I hate that my only real solution to this is friends lmao

[oblique stream]

Something about having small team size makes me feel more agitated when i play tbh

[neon bramble]

it's because the pressure is on

especially when everyone is a specialist

[oblique stream]

That's why i don't play any cs or mobas

[neon bramble]

cs is better imo

there are no classes or heroes

everyone has a gun and you click the other guy

higher level competitive soloq is lowkey a duel server

[frosty tulip]

Same, but only if I'm the one to make em mad tbh

[toxic relic]

real

sometimes i get annoyed with this irl but i can laugh at my teams expense too

[frosty tulip]

I don't really get mad at games, instead I get super sad, only at games that don't even matter tho

[toxic relic]

i do not understand the intense rage people get at playing online games

[frosty tulip]

I was playing Baby Steps and if someone was in the room watching me play, they woulda seen the life drain from my face when I'd silently stare as I lost an hour of progress

[toxic relic]

do you need a win this badly bro

[neon bramble]

16v16 or 12v12 is much more chill and there's always people to rally to the objective

[frosty tulip]

Imo, the best game for this was back when BattleBit was popular, if you had a mic, it'd make you go open mic for a few secs after you'd die

So you'd hear A LOT of rage

[candid patio]

the worst part about competitive online games is the other people on your team

[frosty tulip]

Meanwhile I was the guy that'd make over the top death sounds

[neon bramble]

isn't that half the people in those kinds of games

[frosty tulip]

Lmao backseaters

[neon bramble]

battlefield scavving in foxhole and I hear some guy crying for his mom

[frosty tulip]

Bruh, you dead, stfu let me play

[neon bramble]

I would go closer but I fear being sniped

[toxic relic]

this is good

[frosty tulip]

It's always the worst players who backseat so much

[toxic relic]

the hotmic after death is insane

[oblique stream]

Another part of why i dont like cs, its not fun if you get 5 toxic randos on your team, unless you are playing with friends

[neon bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4mOkZsgZnhc

[candid patio]

i don't mind losing
i don't mind someone on the other team trash talking me when they beat me
i mind the people on my team who berate me when i make a mistake, who will intentionally throw the game because they didn't like a decision I made, etc

[frosty tulip]

I'll only shit talk if they're doing it first

But I only do it after the game is over and we win

So many people shit talk thinking they'll win and we comeback and they look like idiots

[toxic relic]

league

[frosty tulip]

Usually instantly leaving to avoid the shit talk

[toxic relic]

🪝

[candid patio]

shit talking your opponent is fun
shit talking your teammate in the middle of the game is toxic

[neon bramble]

I dont understand the logic

lashing out at your teammates just makes them less likely to work with you

[candid patio]

dota on wc3 for like 10 years and league for another 10 lol

[frosty tulip]

I do remember on siege a few months back, one dude completely lost it. He killed my mate said "gn" in chat, I instantly sniped him a couple secs later, told him gn

And he got so tilted

[frosty tulip]

Started typing my kd in chat

[candid patio]

exactly. the only logical outcome you could want from lashing out at your teammates is to lose faster / harder.

its not constructive

[neon bramble]

I mean if you want to end the match sooner lmao

[candid patio]

see this is fun

if i can beat my opponent psychologically that's way more satisfying than just out playing them

[neon bramble]

never seen a happy league PC player, only happy league mobile players

and they hardly talk in chat

I wonder why

[candid patio]

in 2017 my boss told me he didn't like league players and they were too angsty

it took me several more years to quit league after that lol

[neon bramble]

midlife angst

[spiral condor]

sometimes you get crazy fun fact drops in discord general chats

[frosty tulip]

Oh dude it got so funny, he got so pissed he started playing characters to specifically counter ours. And that's how we won, our counters were characters he'd barely ever play, so he sucked at countering us

[spiral condor]

like yall know markiplier has a brother?

[toxic relic]

the only good league is mute pings mute chat

[frosty tulip]

The dude was actually pretty good at the game too, we just rage baited him into crumbling though

[candid patio]

i quit for a while and then started playing again after a few years
like the next day we were in the car and i was more road ragey than usual
my wife commented and I'm like "nah me playing league is completely unrelated to that guy driving like an asshole."

couple days later we went to a movie and I screamed at a 90+ year old woman

[toxic relic]

self control

[frosty tulip]

Lmao

[candid patio]

and that was when i really realized how toxic that game and the people that play it are

[neon bramble]

I always found it funny that 1v1s are more chill than 5v5 or 6v6 format

[frosty tulip]

I used to get super mad at games back when I was a teenager, then I eventually stopped giving a shit about competitive games

I still play em but I don't care

[toxic relic]

gentleman's agreement

[frosty tulip]

Lose rank, whatever

[toxic relic]

this is the way

[candid patio]

i started playing chess after that lol

[toxic relic]

chess is peak
i also think its funny to get mad at a video game

[frosty tulip]

It wasn't just that, I realised that when I'd get tilted at competitive games, I'd play way worse.

[neon bramble]

there's also the general acceptance that it's important not to haze the new blood too hard

[toxic relic]

isnt the point to have fun

[candid patio]

i peaked hard at chess and it got boring

[frosty tulip]

It happens with so many people I verse that rage

They get mad and end up playing worse because they become desperate to get back at us

[toxic relic]

real

your emotions cloud your judgement

[candid patio]

and my cousin was the only one irl i would play with and he was like 2100 elo vs my 1200 and that aint fun either

[toxic relic]

just relax and get off your dick

[toxic relic]

fair dude

i know theres chess.com and shit too

[candid patio]

i still do lichess puzzles everyday

[neon bramble]

the speed chess formats are fun

[candid patio]

for sure playing chess for pure fun is still fun

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/old-gif-23917508

these guys are peak old

[neon bramble]

we got a chess clock at work so there's always someone up for some bullet

[toxic relic]

sick

[neon bramble]

chess made me realize I'm not as strategic as I'd like to think I am lmao

[frosty tulip]

Imagine being those guys that get so mad at games they start breaking their shit

My older brother used to destroy all of our PS3 controllers because of it

Like bruh

[candid patio]

i had a friend who did that

[toxic relic]

crazy

[neon bramble]

my actual preferred strategy is apparently praying I am faster and win before they realize I have no real plan

[frosty tulip]

All of our controllers would end up getting some intense drift

Because he'd bash the controllers

[neon bramble]

PC RTS games turned me into an ape who likes rushdown

[candid patio]

me vs the game... i'll like... press the power button and make some angry sound and stomp off... but never break anything

[frosty tulip]

It wasn't even because of competitive multiplayer games either

This was because of single player games

[onyx igloo]

im evil

i have an inator

i dont know what it does-inator

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/beyin-mazgi-baş-structure-gif-13640320

[onyx igloo]

frontal lobe

[toxic relic]

inator

[frosty tulip]

Thankfully he grew out of it but god damn

[onyx igloo]

frontal lobe delete inator

[toxic relic]

the teen ages are crazy

[onyx igloo]

whats crazy about my life

its pretty damn boring

[toxic relic]

your brain is stupid

and its hard to see it

[onyx igloo]

well it seems rather transparent to me

[toxic relic]

i hope so

[neat moat]

youre not jole

this is

wrong

[toxic relic]

do not go "no im an adult 💢 " because your brain is very much still developing and its clear to see

grow strong brother

brotehr

[neat moat]

BRUTHAAAA

[onyx igloo]

i dont ever think i have acted adult-y

nor do i plan to think i am one

[toxic relic]

good good

👍

also

adult people do not know what they are doing

so do not think older people are smarter

ok im done

[neat moat]

The older I grow the more I realize how half baked everything is around me

[toxic relic]

real

[neat moat]

I used to think these goverment institutes were invincible

[onyx igloo]

man i hate these ads for "broccoli rollers"
mf thats obviously a blunt say weed at this point

[toxic relic]

they are thin glass windows full of people with opaque heads that only understand crap when you shit on their heads

same with corpo

i dont know if that translates well lolol

[neat moat]

crystal clear

[toxic relic]

Тиквеник idk english

fat head

[stone walrus]

Chat is pz worth playing at 10:16 PM on a Monday in 2025?

[toxic relic]

do whatever you want mate

[stone walrus]

Alr ima go to bed thanks Mr definitude

[toxic relic]

good idea

[stone walrus]

Goodnight 😘

[toxic relic]

rest well

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/meat-slap-salt-saltbae-children-gif-14525704

[toxic relic]

children are so easily injured

it makes sense why infant mortality is always high

they are balls of unfused bones. very disgusting

[neat moat]

Zomboid should add children to the game. Its so fucking weird seeing a school infested with 20 nd 30 somethings

[toxic relic]

eh i can see why they do not want to add them

[neat moat]

Laws

Curse you laws and your invinivble npc children

that is why fallout was the goat

[twin bear]

spec ops the line

https://tenor.com/view/spec-ops-the-line-worried-scared-martin-walker-lugo-gif-6898044842207470095

[onyx igloo]

Guys

What if I use a sodastream to further carbonate an already carbonated drink

[toxic relic]

good game

[candid patio]

there's a maximum amount of carbonation a liquid of a certain viscosity can contain at a specific atmospheric pressure

[toxic relic]

real

[onyx igloo]

Could I carbonate syrup

[toxic relic]

isnt that just soda lol

[candid patio]

when you open a soda / sparkling water, and there's a rapid release of bubbles followed by a sustained slower release of bubbles... that rapid release is due to a sudden change in atmospheric pressue, and the sustained release is the lighter weight carbon dioxide naturally going back into the atmosphere

[candid patio]

soda is carbonated water + syrup + other things

[onyx igloo]

No, pure syrup

Soda is diluted

[candid patio]

if you carbonated syrup you would probably get something similar to bubbles in a pizza crust

the viscosity is better at trapping the dissolved co2, so when the co2 tries to escape it will create larger bubbles

but the large bubbles will pop instead of fizz

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-perona-one-piece-perona-gif-13715944747601536289

[onyx igloo]

Interesting

[candid patio]

fizzy is just lots of tiny bubbles popping at once

or... rapidly in a short duration

they don't pop at the same precise time

[toxic relic]

when i drink the bubbles pop against my throat and i say yes this is sensory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE8tFMLC254

greek ska punk

up there with hungarian lyrical rap

[candid patio]

i forget what's this girl do? doesn't she like steal your shadow?

[rain mango]

no

Shes got one of the strongest abilities but shes too lazy to train it

She is completely invincible

Can fly

And summon ghosts

And manipulate souls

https://tenor.com/view/perona-one-piece-perona-one-piece-ghost-op-gif-12199864638799515653

[candid patio]

that's right

[rain mango]

She almost singlehandedly wiped out the main cast

But she got scared of a roach

And passed out

[candid patio]

lol that sounds about right

[languid meadow]

What soul?

[toxic relic]

soul of deez nuts

[tribal granite]

yo guys can someone help me? im getting alot of ping when i open coop server to play with my friend. i want to open a dedicated server but if i open dedicated server app its giving Assertion Failed: Illegal termination of worker thread error

[tall glen]

I am back

[last spoke]

How many pfps have you been through in the last like day?

[toxic relic]

beatboxing greek ska punk

[last spoke]

God I'm so fucking BOOOOOORED

It's like

Aggressively boring

Where like I'm doing nothing
But I can't do something because I'm at work and need to be ready to talk to people

And aaaaaagh

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/9dans-dans-9oyun-oyun-oynamak-gif-17742596816703452078

wut is this blessing my ears

[rain mango]

Triplets born

The throne awaits

A seer warns of a deadly fate

Give up your children

Separate

Bide your time lie in wait

[onyx igloo]

Ok

What now

[candid patio]

I said "eh" a few times today