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Motherfucker that's cable
crazy
for bezos too
bro's literally the epitome of rich guy
his piss is probably injected with gold leaf
bro is dr evil in the flesh
real
netflix gives you the 5€ sub and then you get some ads
but prime ALWAYS has ads
bro what
the worst business model ever made was the idea of paying to temporarily have access to services (movies, music)
netflix has ads?
media should be owned by the consumer, permanently
Maki said before it got a preroll ads on YouTube, then literally one second into the video got mid rolls
only when you pay 5€ a month
you can also pay 10 and have no ads
understandable
scam
true
if I'd have to pay I'd also dont even think about getting it
ads on platform i pay for would radicalize me
real
you should be radicalized already bro
true

i special summon my it iz wat it iz card
guys just pirate movies lol
brother i pirate everything
i only do that if its not on any streamin service i already have
there are other things that readicalized me
but ads for payed services and not being able to own bought things are the cherry on top
its in my blud
do u dink ryan gosling was cold during that shoot
brr
snow
its fake
no.. everything on tv is real
let me tell you about something called: cinema
Happy wednesday
even trash TV? 
let me explain the movie making process real quick here my man
happy monday
hert
false
do you have to pay taxes for TV services too in where ever you live?
tell me why does it sound so ez to breatheee
on tv? 
i dont watch tv
how did you misspell an emoji
me neither
but we still have to pay the taxes
probably for public tv
they are called GEZ and you lawys pay them
real real
what if im not a citizenn of ur country
GEZ nutz
actually you have to pay tax
u got a loiscence for that tv
even if you're not a citizen
I uhh.. dont think so
you do
the uk dont have hbo
citizen get discount (?)
sadge
taxes are usually enforced on everyone
sadly not
regardless of citizenship
i dont think im legible for tax yet 
i think there is a misconception that non citizens dont pay taxes so i wanted to clarify it is false, usually non citizens pay more
for social services and such
so yeah
you would be stateless
then you're still a citizen
with all the educational material required to come out as a brainful person
brainful person
u would be a stateless goober
you would be stateless unless you can prove that you were born in national borders
then you can get birth certificate and passport etc
“brainful person” is good I’m stealing it
real
stateless children is an issue here
does my blood on the floor from birth count as evidence
how do they know its birth blood
uhh
because of the placenta water

should’ve been faster buddy. Deported
for 18 years
do you want me to crouch down, scoob up the fossilized shit, piss, blood, embryonic fluid and eat the oxidized brown sludge
shoutout to placentas for being there with us
mmm yes this is from when you were shot out of someones ripped cushion
this cave smells like childbirth
no you're mistershark10
is there a ms shark
not true
MIstarsherk01
“shot out” is killing me
i keep forgetting that this mistershark ripped the face off the first one
and is running around wearing his skin
idk how expelling a fetus works
feetus
you press it out
are you a skinwalker 
uh ususally they go through a tube
i cast magic missile
the t u b e
protocol 3
peak
protect the pilot
protect the pilot
titanfall cinema
I played titanfall 2 on the hardest difficulty
LINK TO PILOT UPHOLD THE MISSION PROTECT THE PILOT
it made me wanting to die
titanfall is when a titan dies and nature feeds on it
titanfall is when they take BT from you, give him back and then take him permanatly
trust me
how could they take blootooth from us
I think I need a new pair of pants
the saddest part was when bt said "the bluetooth device has disconnected"
🙏 rip bozo
da blootoof devais is redi to pear
ze bluetoof device haz deesconnevted
ze blutoof dewise is redi to pear
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we are a hivemind
yes
perhaps its time to shower
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man im gonna be honest
I have a lot of free time for the next couple months. Im gonna rewatch Ben 10
bazinga is funny to me
so peak
just the 2003 ben 10?
The og series had the best transformations
Probably gonna do all. But skip the boring eps
i used to not like it but i fuck with it now
I think that og vilgax was the best
Best voice best design
I think him having the mask on his mouth made him more intimidating
Og.vilgax threw hands like crazy
he had a "fine, ill do it myself" aura
this design is so sick
He beat the hell outta Ben
Like the og vilgax is 100% someone who would commit.violent crimes on the daily
ben? hohoho
you should watch generator rex dude
🗣️
I wanna but
Did it get a proper conclusion?
make way to start the revolution
🤔
i cant remember if we ever watched ben 10 while he grew up
its the final boss fight and bro has to rely on his character growth of the series blah blah but it doesnt tie up everything cause it was a cancellation ending iirc
Bet I'll do it
I remember watching up to where a lady is introduced to take the white haired guys place
Jaime fren!
watch the original b daman
im alive
lolol
bros gonna go crazy when he sees the ben 10 crossover
when goldship passes away im gonna drink heavily
b doman was always unserious dude
anyone remember that
i liked the pvp thing in the original
i member that holy moly
main guy had big dick grayson design
erm what

DMC!!
This is… scarily detailed
what
unlike your mother

is there a way to stop zombie respawns in cdda ?
syndrome kid looks like he'd unironically steal pies from a windowsill by floating towards it
the zomboid mod or the actual game
loony toons "im very cross"
actual game
Love that
there is a mod for that
do you know what its called please ?
i remember the gay guy friend
i read the comics 🤓 and the best friend is gay
but they removed that in the show

I was wrong
In their defense. The actor would have probably gotten threats.
but you can edit the game files and put revivification on 0 or smth like that
voice actor 🤔 doubtful
its hard to find stuff on the internet about ot because the zomboid mod leeps poping up
i just think they were scolded by the 4kids losers
Bro fuck 4 kids
Genuinely
They ficked up yugioh so bad
real bro real
And ruined gx
dude thats exactly what i was thinking of lmao
Like deleted the final season of gx
AMD 5DS
Destroy child
they genuinely gutted yugioh so bad
THEY RUI ED IT
so bad it became a mene
Look at the abridged series lol
yeah i had to dig to find the original
THEY FUCKING CHANGED THE NAME OF THE GOD CARD
To the name of the executive producer
Can't make this up
me when i destroy kid's lives for fun
The best part is
transformers 1986 relived fr
Do you know a card named monster reborn ?
without 4kids we wouldnt have the shadow realm
yeah
Are you only allowed to speak with gifs
stupid
holy is currently in text abstinence
It has two different artworks
The tcg has so.e sort of machine
The original artwork used in Japan has an Egyptian cross in it
They changed it because of religious implications
why 😭
They also changed black magician to dark magician but I digress
i mean the entire plot of yugioh is weird esoteric occultism shit
Never in my life have I heard the name black.magician and thought of a racial implication
real
Im not even gonna start with them changing the names of the characters
the shadow realm bullshit fucks with me still ngl
Like bro Japanese will not kill western kids
real
yet
the ape speaks
I get my ass kicked in master duels
its crazy how mysticism yugioh is
My deck is countered by hand traps
the lore
skill issue
lmao
It absolutely is
Im running a synchro deck
And I've yet to get the counters to hand traps
They're all urs
my lunalight deck sweeps
Only if you go first
is there a mod to stop zombie respawns in cdda ?
probably
brother
just fine tune your settings in sandbox
make the game punishing but 0 respawns and get the injured trait
ez
there isnt a sandbox option for the cdda tho bro
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I love a good dynamic shot
that is a joke but it really is that easy sometimes
Anyone German here?
https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1422191865599496263
🙏 thank you gay men
are you bulgarian
yo this is good
peanits
And by it


i have upid classes
What's the class
Oh i thought you had some others 
Le politica
how was work?
Wasn't too shabby
thas gud
why dont you ask me
what about you?
It's 8 pm here
im okay, still waking up
damn its almost 2 am
8pm, are you in Indonesia
i already got pissed
you going to sleep soon stink?
canada behind
no lol
all nighter?
Not even i stay up this long
i have work to do
nah we up
I don't even stay up long tbh
stink works at night i guess
sometimes
Mustard man is here
and back in the flesh
hai loki
Lowkey eel isn't real
time for more mod abuse
jet lag buddy
loki wouldnt abuse me
I'm immune to jet lag
the only benefit to first responder
perpetual jet lag
sure

when I landed in dublin it was 8am their time but 3am my time and it was really nice actually
dublin so peak
I was tired but once I saw the sun, I was just awake again
so you're a flower
if i shat on you would you grow

weak
peak
leak
I think fart made that noise
squeak
god I'm so happy to be home
hi home im dad
I woke up and for a split second I truly thought I was still over there
are you over there or are you home
who's over there
and who's wake up
you said you're so happy to be home
and followed it by saying you're also woke up and over there
this is truly bad humour but im laughing
Hey @lilac quarry, you mind if I post the GitHub link to a little application I made to assist server owners? Just want to double check 
why dont you ping me?
I just seen the mod role on them 
am i not a mod

idk lol
im just a man with power
a man with power, but unable to wield the power
where do you want to post it?
wield dis dick bro
uh not sure, where do you think would be best?
I guess #mod_development would be most appropriate
not sure if our bot will let you post it
if you get auto-timed I'll remove the timeout tho
I was allowed to post by the bot gods 
You're a goober
I woke up 5 minutes before my alarm
This ain't normal
I should atleast be 30 minutes late
shout out this guy
I just stood with my bag in the living room for 30 minutes since I usually don't leave until 8:30
I didn't do anything productive though for that 30 minutes
Who guy and why does he look like a professor
Nope
What game?
I’ve had that game on my wishlist forever lol
Are you able to control a character, similar to Zomboid and Necesse?
Or is it like one of those management games where you don’t control anyone you just click around
Yeah I like being able to control a person and run around and do stuff myself
well there is a mod
That’s why I really like Necesse.
Rimeorld looks like my cup of tea though so that’s why I’m like ehhh I dk lol
steam sale is at my 12 pm chat
Yeah I see it has good reviews. I’ll probably get it on sale one day.
On another note. In PZ, Does anyone know which sandbox option affects annotated map spawns?
Is it the “literature” loot table or the “other” loot table?
Rimworld is a really good game. I enjoy the colony building and I love how I can do the most fucked up shit in that game
I literally made a slave ship with oddities dlc
FUCKING WHAT
🐝


hehe the ambulance gave me funny gas
And that funny gas gonna put you in massive debt
not if they can catch me
Me when I see someone run away from waahbulance just a normal Monday morning
I fw this cat
Dude when i'm at work and someone ask me a stupid fucking questions I hit them with this face. Like some of these questions they are asking me are so braindead.
I can't relate as I'm still green in my trade
the english class bothers me so much because he has opinions on what the best method is that i dont agree with
i hate having to use an opinion i dont agree with to get a good grade
just tell him that language is about interpretation
i cant its pre-recorded
if you impose one singular interpretation then you're a fundamentalist loser
I'm still technically new in my job but the stuff they ask me is like grade level shit. I had a person asked me if he can get a refill for suboxone yet he came in yesterday to pick up a 30 day supply
can you not email bro
tbf I forget what I do after I get off work
you're learning one guys english
like the entire previous day is just a blur
im learning REQUIRED english
but most of my actual english is learning off other sources
apparently how to make a presentation
🤔
Dude when I get off I just dissociative in my car for about 20 minutes before driving home
isnt that a life orientation thing
he's saying that you cant move during a presentation and have to maintain constant eye contact
i dont really think you need to do all that to get a presentation down but you can let me know
I'm just dissociative during the drive
I geniunely can't wait to get out of this job
i dont really agree with the no moving but many people do associate eye contact with confidence
no moving can make you seem stiff
Bye chat, gotta go to school. 👋
its not about correctness lmao
Yeah no moving kinda an overkill. I notice that i move my hands alot when I talk
this is a subjective thing
body language is the first language we learn so why would we not move while presenting
no moving youd look like a nervous idiot
it makes no sense
But eye contact during presentation is important
🧍♂️
I'm sorry professor I had to sneeze and I just wanted to cover it. Why did you take 50% off?
crazy
and you seem casual
nah
old people think hand in pocket is unprofessional
if ur at a podium you can rest your hand on it
again its subjective though
second best option
Old people think being young is unprofessional
If no podium, double hand whatever paper ur holding, keeping it at your side is probably the worst thing
I genuinely don't know how i could do a presentation without moving my hands
point at the screen Idk
Let alone how would someone pay attention. Just standing static while occasionally clicking a button would be so hard to watch. Moving around slightly would keep people attention.
why would you overthink this so much
i thought everybody thought this much
nah
I could only see it if both hands are there
but if its one hand while another is helping present its still professional
I've had people give me shit for hands in pockets in my trade
why is your hand in your pocket are you fixing your dong
I still do it though
they can't fire me for putting my hands in my pocket
especially considering I work outside in the cold alot of the time
isnt that why you do that
What your trade?
yes it is
glaier
5 emeralds for 1 dirt
glazier
huh huh
also dont know why he said this
I put them in and I sometimes take them out
rat doesnt sound like that in romanian
i dont know either
its alot more then that just the basics
What the issue with putting your hands in it not like you can smuggle glass
thats what I'm saying
they say it makes me look lazy
and I say that its fucking chilly
I live in a wet cold climate in canada
looking lazy doesnt mean your being fucking lazy
I'm going to have cold hands lmfao
șoarece? Șobolan? Purcel de casă?
I prefer wet cold over wet heat though

thank god summers over
I genuinely don't get why some jobs just want you to look busy when you literally got everything done. When I worked at an car wash they wanted me to look busy even though i did all the cleaning. They literally gave me a mop and made me mop the tunnel.
yesterday it was 85 degrees
yeah criticize me when I'm actually being lazy lmao
just means they care more about looking productive than actual work
and the day before that
Like I did everything let me lean against the wall for a minute until the next customer come in
well yeah I'm still just a labourer so whenever I got nothing to do I normally just sweep the already swept ground lmao
go take a shit for the time remaining
theres my answer let me know if this works
doesnt matter
let bro rest when he's done
Nah that wouldn't make sense
I had to carry 145 pounds of aluminum across the whole site cause the guys were "testing me" lmfao
they were only carrying 60 pounds
Why would we let our employees rest when they complete everything and have some down time.
isnt that hazing
yeah basically
I tell them to screw off or I do it most of the time
I should be paid more though considering I only make 2 bucks above minimum wage
i should get a job
My old workplace got pissed for me for leaning against an wall for 5 minutes. Even though there was nothing to do an a car was going through the tunnel.
I thought you had one
in the summer, it was internship, ended in august, hated it
Oh fair
school is killing me here with time, so it will be hard to fit a good work schedule
Well don't work at a car wash you think hey I be outside. It would be nice to get some fresh air. No man it hell, the tunnel during summer is atleast 100F and they don't want you to take a break. And during winter it external busy and you'll be soak going outside below freezing.
time
im just going to work at my gamestop near me
thyme
old man thyme 
Same I'm currently working at an pharmacy and going to school I genuinely don't have time except friday-sunday yet those days i'm usually doing an 10 hour shift.
eatin piza
once I get my adult dogwood I'm gonna join the CAF as a land weapons technician
what pizza
woah
pepperino
i wouldnt
its the easy way into becoming a gunsmith which is my dream job
I'm suppose to be part time yet i been getting 28 hours an week
🍕 basic
family can't afford schooling as much as they say they can
Guys who is tarkov and why are they hunting people
i wanted to join the canadian military too, not really a great path when you think about it unless its for desperation
I'm not gonna put my family into debt
hey mang its free
We so short staff that they don't even care that i'm getting overtime and still new to being an pharmacy technician
do you get slices only or whole pizza
it kind of is
perhaps itll be a good shift
I'm geniunely tired of my current job and I want to work with firearms
also, may i ask, CAF?
Titan shift
whats that outside of abbreviation
canadian armed forces
Don't join the army unless your actually desperate. Atleast in America
caf is a baby cow
i keep forgetting its not infantry and its armed
I thought that was a calf
thats a leg
this part is actually peak
🦵
real
I'd die for the land but certainly not the government
die for oil corpo interests 🗣️
@rapid moth i know more about guns than some people who focus their life on guns, and i will still never touch a gun, which gun nerds dislike
🦅
I touch guns all the time and I'm still learning about them
Fr i won't fight in an war unless every politician who got us to that point also fight
erhm actually every country goons for oil
I want to work with them
understand them like an extension of my body
I am really fascinated by them
i understand alot more about 70s-80s-90s car than the average person
holy shit is that omar
The sweet black nectar OIL
I'm not going to unless its on my soil
If that were a requirement in every country there would never be war
its not omar
i could probably take them apart and put them back together
proton saga
Excuse me
otherwise I'll just work on the weapons fuelling it
you're excused
Thanks
im playing with legos on advanced mode
talbot 1510
i wasnt trying to name obscure cars, i was hoping you knew it so we could yap about the culture
oh
Let just build a gladiator ring and if a country have a issue just throw both the side politicians in there let them fight it out.
i think omar has moved to a new house on neptune
isnt proton from australia if i remember?
i remember he spoke about leaving jupiter
im not too sure
malaysia
I was done getting more stupider
the malaysian street scene is full of 90s sagas, its so doohickey
I say we make them dance for our entertainment
yeah and you already explored deep into uranus
Jupiter been gaslighting u?
talbot is the ones who made the ripoff golf right?
i think so?
He found diamonds
That's its specialty after all
yep
its like um, australian ford
They call it a gaslighting giant
🤔 i think id land on a dwarf planet
i tried to stand on jupiter but i fell through
australian ford rebrands alot of holdens i believe
i knew there was something special about uranus
they basically already do that on tv
or is it the other way around
But that's not entertainment because it's all bad stuff
thats a nice car
sean, ever learned about the obscurity of mule cars?
its such a weird thing to learn
like development cars?
They wouldn't be able to dance well there hips replacement won't allow it
what the fuck
yeah, and for them to test it in public, they disguise them
Looks like a car that would atleast me
isnt this funnier
they are suffering
this is the point, no?
disguise huh
lmao
Precisely
they got the fucking zebra print
i believe a jaguar XJ220 was disguised as a mercedes sprinter, search it up
There no music but there popping sound of there hips
real shit brother
It look cool when I zoomed in. But from a distance doesn't look good
and then we get a big magnifying glass
i cant find the development car just the normal ones
let me find it for you
nvm i got it
🔎 🧍♂️🔥 
yo wait can you do this
can you kill someone with sun ray focusing magnifying glass 🤔
Dude I been saving up for a new car since my 2004 Honda accord is on it last leg I spent about 1,400 on that car two weeks ago to get it functioning without replacing the engine.
I think that is a thing
the datsun 720 was a nice truck
that was tested by the military
this is like stabbing with an ice dagger
i'd love this thing
@onyx igloo they also turned a C8 into a chrysler


But the metal frame of the car is all rusted and engine is on it last leg.
looks like a bel air but skinny
id like you to know i was slightly disappointed that you didnt react to my uranus jokes
peak
I like the look of old cars they look more unique then modern cars. They all look the same now.
bros never been to a ussr country
imagine in like 40 years how car meets are gonna be
every car looked the same
i still feel that each car had its own character there
same lada offroad
moreso than modern soulless cars
theyre peak wdym

I haven't been to another country just states in da America. And let me give you my honest review. Everywhere I went remind me of the corn fields of my homeland
true
the niva in stalker
I decided to take a page out of Pluto's book and be cold
Fucking ohio sucks i want out of this stupid state
Whoa dude
g wagons, second hand sports cars and luxury cars.
Watch it, buster.
There just corn
I rather be in Alaska I rather look at snow or rocks vs the miles of corn
this guy? heh, he's not cold, he's warm and affable
Simply eat all the corn
Boom 🤯
peak
nah i do agree with you that older cars had more "personality" overall
Popcorn mountain
I'm gonna breach containment
I been preparing a getaway the tunnels are built under the corn to give it a good sturdy support
modern cars look like the worst features of old cars and what futuristic designs used to look like
they look like meaningless blobs
unrendered textures
Modern cars are bleh
When i get a new car i'm just gonna wrap it to make it look like texture didn't load in properly.
source engine missing textures my beloved
pink and black squares
Don't you dare look at me like that you cretin.
Must be quite happy.
the dream of more kaiju media
theyre sponsered by shell
its not there
Sorry I was hungry
tokusatsu
where is the clutch pedal
help my foot just keeps hitting the floorboard
tokusatsu
also why do automatic drivers still only use one foot
just look at some shit in that style
your not using the other foot for anything
most of it is or has kaiju
lazy ass
america needs more manual cars
the wikipedia page is immediately godzilla lmao
this is where my film arc begins probably
real
i watched cartoon network during my childhood
your mom?
(randomly placed hairs on my chin)
yeah when i get a haircut she cleans up any hairs on my chin she notices lol
i dont ask for it
lmao its more like speckled black hairs randomly placed around my chin
and peach fuzz
Wants her little boy to stay her little boy for as long as possible
My analysis as an unprofessional armchair psychologist
ok now I am in a rabbit hole
always meant to check out this genre but kept forgetting
garo so peak
No rabbits nor holes in this image. I checked. Please stop spreading misinformation on the internet
its like z nation but kaiju
what I really hunger for right now is real mecha tho
the childhood dream of being a mecha pilot
this is real
if I ever get fuck you money first thing I'm doing is slapping trigger and catalyst with wads of cash until they do a battletech adaptation
just pay a rural engineer
what id be doing with a mech
youll get a mecha in 4 weeks
code geass is nice but it's more mecha window dressing than a true mecha series
real
atleast the mechs arent cgi
the hardware and tactics don't get as much love as proper mecha
I think the future of mechs is CGI
the best mecha show is megas xlr
I can't believe I bought baby steps, what a regret that was
I completed it but at what cost
fanmade cgi btw
he had no mech the entire series until the final fight
and HE WAS DOING SOME INSANE SHIT
im not sure i fuck with this style
it's real mecha
i think its easier for things to get lost in the design
the clunkiness is part of the genre
it just looks like metal-like geometric shapes
yes thats not what i dont like
code geass is based on evangelion so the slim mechs make sense
for me, its harder to appreciate the size and scale and frankenstein engineering when everything sort of blends together
harder to see all the bits and pieces
CGI has the edge there imo, depending on how creative the scenes are
dynamic shots are super hard in traditional animation
i disagree
code geass is also about to have its 20th anniversary next year
it is a fundamental strength of the medium
once a scene is rendered you can view it from as many angles as you please
people forget code geass was one of the best visually striking anime of its time
and retouch with a lot less effort
mm pizzahut animu
it still holds up beautifully for a 20 year old anime
i dont like how cgi looks a lot of the time
i only watched the original series
its a subjective opinion
it's heavily underutilized outside of video games
but i think it looks bubbly and fake
frick me 2005 was 20 yrs ago
THE BATMAN!!!



