guys my new preset is so easy
#general_chat
rain mango
icy salmon
Guys, when you crack your toes, you also accidentally cause cramping in your leg muscles?
toxic relic
anything that helps me understand the deeper mechanics
rain mango
its relaxed and i like it but it feels too easy
candid patio
i'm with zozo on this one
karmic jetty
math is pog
rain mango
i tried a hl2 zombie preset
karmic jetty
log is dog
toxic relic
mathematics will always be my #1
logs are cool bro
they hate him for he told the truth
karmic jetty
like deez logs
toxic relic
dis log fr
rain mango
modded zombies to have headcrabs on their heads and used a zombie retexture mod to make the zombies look like the ones from half life
toxic relic
but genuinely theyre very intuitive
toxic relic
you just need to understand the logic of logs, do some practice on simpler examples
twin bear
skibidi zomboid
toxic relic
its too ez
amber vessel
fragile spirit
when mr definitude hits me with his signature line, “weak mind, fragile spirit”
rain mango
but i had to disable infection because in half life, only headcrabs create zombies, not bites
karmic jetty
played neal fun im not a robot last night in vc and had to relearn math on lvl 34
rain mango
so now it feels too easy :(((
candid patio
when mr definitude hits me with his signature line, “weak mind, fragile spirit”
absolute cinema
amber vessel
https://tenor.com/view/rakija-palinka-yugoslavia-gif-15898509
drinking beer over my corpse too 💔
rain mango
i compensated by giving the zombies superhuman strength
they tore into me multiple times
bites and lacerations all over my arm and torso
:(((
amber vessel
walk it off bro
rain mango
walk it off bro
i dont need to
they cant infect me
thats not how half life zombies work nerd
nerd
nerd
nerd
karmic jetty
wiwiwi wawawa
amber vessel
thats not how half life zombies work nerd
you think I don’t know this
burnt kite
bites and lacerations all over my arm and torso
irl?
karmic jetty
no spamming in the hallways
karmic jetty
how often u eat tylenol
rain mango
I’m a bigger half life nerd than you are guaranteed
ill bet a beer on that
amber vessel
I’m a minor
toxic relic
rain mango
yeah so am i
toxic relic
crazy
amber vessel
we’re both under arrest
rain mango
you cant kill what is already dead
toxic relic
idk man
karmic jetty
toxic relic
feels like we're standing in a kindergarten
amber vessel
HEY
toxic relic
all these babies
karmic jetty
feels like we're standing in a kindergarten
u took the line outta my fingies
genchat more liek gartenchat
garten of banban
raw rock
Hi zozo
amber vessel
burnt kite
amber vessel
let me be 17 in peace
toxic relic
garten of banban
real shit bro
candid patio
karmic jetty
call me kevin!!
rain mango
It's me, Gordon! Barney, from Black Mesa. @neat moat
It's me, Gordon! Barney, from Black Mesa. @neat moat
It's me, Gordon! Barney, from Black Mesa. @neat moat
karmic jetty
<:panic:721361533623599174> <:stressed:721361533472342027>
why is it 0
raw rock
Uh twin?
burnt kite
can we get a transcript in the chat
neat moat
can we get a transcript in the chat
🍞 🍅 🥒 🧀 ➡️ 🥩 🤏 🍔 ⁉️ ⁉️ 🍔 ⁉️ ⁉️
🍞 🍅 🥒 🧀 ➡️ 🥩 🤏 🍔 ⁉️ ⁉️ 🍔 ⁉️ ⁉️
neat moat
Evelyn
amber vessel
Mrow Mrrp Meow Mrow Prrow
type shit
onyx igloo
cat cafe
neat moat
cat cafe yes
rain mango
i remember when i played the knife game in 5th grade all the time
onyx igloo
five finger fillet
warped dune
brother i litteraly just yoinked a kitten off the street
neat moat
rain mango
and would come to school with cuts and scabs all over my hands
amber vessel
i remember when i played the knife game in 5th grade all the time
my friends did that too but with pencils at school
karmic jetty
ur just tupid then
burnt kite
alarm in 4 hours 17 minutes
amber vessel
“funny knife game”
burnt kite
bye chaf
karmic jetty
neat moat
i said yes
were you though?
burnt kite
i am NOT coming back this time
rain mango
they thought i was harming myself when i was really just a dumbass kid with a knife and a dream
rain mango
my friends did that too but with pencils at school
thats pussy shit
karmic jetty
chat would be a great magic the gathering player
rain mango
either play it with a knife or dont play it at all
toxic relic
chat would be a great magic the gathering player
magic
amber vessel
they thought i was harming myself when i was really just a dumbass kid with a kn...
sounds pretty freeing to me
toxic relic
dont talk to me about mtg
onyx igloo
that was fucking stupid honestly
rain mango
were you though?
yes
i was too innocent to know about the world
now i know too much and feel like shit 24/7
amber vessel
truth nuke
neat moat
You were not even an egg?
karmic jetty
just take the tupid pill
neat moat
they already have wydm
rain mango
You were not even an egg?
no i still identified as a guy in 5th grade
i was like 8 or 9
karmic jetty
they already have wydm
thats tylenol
neat moat
Ohhh 5th
toxic relic
thats tylenol
bro
rain mango
yeah
toxic relic
why are you on about tylenol
karmic jetty
funni meme
toxic relic
🤨
sacred schooner
thats tylenol
ah yes the evil drug
toxic relic
no ones laughed whenever you brought it up
rain mango
6-7th grade
onyx igloo
Minors should be sent to the salt mines
i eated all the salt please water
amber vessel
Minors should be sent to the salt mines
I’d only have to be there for like three months
karmic jetty
goobers are saying tylenol gibs u autism
rain mango
6-7th grade
shut the FUCK up
amber vessel
I turn 18 in november
rain mango
shut the FUCK up
toxic relic
goobers are saying tylenol gibs u autism
bruh
rain mango
shut the FUCK up
neat moat
Stink is a profesinal hater
rain mango
dont you DARE
onyx igloo
isnt tylenol like, the only drug pregnant women should take?
toxic relic
how the fuck does a fever medication "make you" autistic
toxic relic
people are really stupid
onyx igloo
correct me if im wrong
karmic jetty
how the fuck does a fever medication "make you" autistic
tupid p word
neat moat
how the fuck does a fever medication "make you" autistic
orange man
toxic relic
karmic jetty
🦅
toxic relic
dark brown crystal piss
toxic relic
we also had the anti vaccine craze
rain mango
big boinana bencil
toxic relic
vaccines are so peak
rain mango
president ohio
karmic jetty
onyx igloo
dark brown crystal piss
i was about to say this is bud light but bud light isnt strong enough to be brown
more of a blonde crystal piss
amber vessel
i was about to say this is bud light but bud light isnt strong enough to be brow...
beer tastes yuck
toxic relic
bud light is a seltzer
toxic relic
beer tastes yuck
wrong
amber vessel
oh oops
toxic relic
child
onyx igloo
i dunno, guiness wasnt bad
sacred schooner
it's all bad
amber vessel
seltzers still taste bad
karmic jetty
woter better
toxic relic
beer is cinema
neat moat
I was thinking if I should ferment alcohol
karmic jetty
yall just coping
onyx igloo
you can make kilju
neat moat
its veagly biology related
amber vessel
woter better
truth nuke
toxic relic
cope deez nuts
neat moat
and I can make monies
onyx igloo
yes but be sneaky
toxic relic
I was thinking if I should ferment alcohol
homebrewing?
onyx igloo
police say no sell your alcohol!!
twin bear
onyx igloo
like stinker i think
neat moat
Yes home bewing
rain mango
damn i told you about my backstory of why i transitioned and you dont even care @neat moat
wowwww
neat moat
Ill be like waltuh
sacred schooner
I was thinking if I should ferment alcohol
you'll blind people because you forgot to remove the methanol
toxic relic
bro's turning into a balkan uncle
rain mango
thought we HAD something
karmic jetty
bring back the 10 yrs alcohol ban
rain mango
WOWWW
onyx igloo
would you buy my shitty alcohol if i made some
onyx igloo
i need to know if this is worth a couple of bucks
neat moat
thought we HAD something
Im contemplating my place in life hush
onyx igloo
i wanna make some money of making shitty homebrewed alcohol
twin bear
moonshine is just pure ass taste wise
toxic relic
no one will buy if its shit
amber vessel
america so behind
in a lot of things actually
onyx igloo
oh
toxic relic
in a lot of things actually
real
twin bear
well how would i make not shit alcohol
by making good alcohol
toxic relic
moonshine is just pure ass taste wise
georgian wine, kvass, rakija
so good
make it at home
karmic jetty
onyx igloo
georgian wine?
toxic relic
toxic relic
georgian wine?
the country
rain mango
america so behind
18 is old enough to fight a war
18 is old enough to smoke
16 is old enough to drive (most dangerous form of travel)
18 is old enough to vote
but you cant fucking drink until 21
onyx igloo
the country
whats different about georgian wine?
twin bear
i love how kvass is described but ive never had it
onyx igloo
i know you speak of the country
twin bear
seems hearty
toxic relic
how its made and the ingredients
onyx igloo
is it like a different grape
karmic jetty
really dont get the hype
twin bear
18 is old enough to fight a war
18 is old enough to smoke
16 is old enough to dr...
u cant smoke at 18 btw
one minor detail
toxic relic
is it like a different grape
depends what you moan
onyx igloo
i shall check the wikipedia
toxic relic
mean
onyx igloo
ooh georgia is the oldest wine making country
toxic relic
sorry im holding a snake
onyx igloo
a real one or an innuedo
neat moat
Growing weed and brewing alcohol 🤔
twin bear
is it solid
toxic relic
georgian history so peak
rain mango
u cant smoke at 18 btw
I DON'T CARE.
toxic relic
a real one or an innuedo
real
karmic jetty
ive heard some goobers unironically say they cant wait to be an alcoholic
rain mango
ive heard some goobers unironically say they cant wait to be an alcoholic
?????????
onyx igloo
i dont even need to buy cigarettes i can just go to my great aunts house and breathe
toxic relic
the grapes used are still grapes but theyre different
rain mango
cant wait to ruin my liver and be stuck with alcoholism
onyx igloo
she is very nice she gave me candy
amber vessel
i dont even need to buy cigarettes i can just go to my great aunts house and bre...
This is a very sean thing to say
karmic jetty
cant wait to ruin my liver and be stuck with alcoholism
somewhat normalized when u think about it
onyx igloo
i didnt think any other countries had an anti alcohol prohibition
onyx igloo
https://tenor.com/view/mask-pret-ready-safety-safe-gif-16971301
oh AND DONT FORGET ASBESTOS
rain mango
secondhand smoke might be the reason i cough so much at random
twin bear
oh AND DONT FORGET ASBESTOS
yep how could i forget the house of lung hazards
toxic relic
i think a lot of ex soviet countries are trying to be anti alcohol because of how deep the populations went into alcoholism during the ussr
karmic jetty
secondhand smoke might be the reason i cough so much at random
tuberculosis 
amber vessel
oh AND DONT FORGET ASBESTOS
mmmm lead paint
onyx igloo
i think a lot of ex soviet countries are trying to be anti alcohol because of ho...
i wonder why
toxic relic
taxes
onyx igloo
hmm..
twin bear
Its not illegal if u dont get caught
toxic relic
i wonder why
alcohol taxes made up a relatively huge percentage of the ussr's gdp
also
it was shit living
onyx igloo
the latter is what i was thinking of
karmic jetty
u could have a bit of asbestos as a treat 
twin bear
alcohol was cheap i assume and thats all ppl drank
rain mango
alcohol taxes made up a relatively huge percentage of the ussr's gdp
thats kind of sad
toxic relic
alcohol was cheap i assume and thats all ppl drank
easy to drink and forget, reason why they lowered the prices druring political turmoil
also no
onyx igloo
alcohol is also a depressant
rain mango
i'd say "how sad must a country be for that to happen"
toxic relic
it wasnt cheap if you lived there
rain mango
but in all honesty
toxic relic
in my experience at least
rain mango
its really not hard to do that
toxic relic
real
onyx igloo
so it probably just worsened the feeling of depression if you drank
toxic relic
thats kind of sad
its a huge problem now
rain mango
falling into alcoholism to blind out depression from horrible living standards is so common in history
and today too
stone meadow
so it probably just worsened the feeling of depression if you drank
its not a depressant in the literal sense
rain mango
its depressing
toxic relic
populations got lost in the transition from being a ussr country, along with civil wars and other conflicts
onyx igloo
ok i know we're talking about depression and stuff but i just remembered something funny
twin bear
you jst think about different stuff
onyx igloo
should i talk about it
twin bear
at least for me
onyx igloo
or should i wait
stone meadow
a depressant means in terms of how your body works
amber vessel
ok i know we're talking about depression and stuff but i just remembered somethi...
yes you should
twin bear
i barely drink now 😔
karmic jetty
lost in the sauce
onyx igloo
ok
toxic relic
the balkans/ex soviet countries are known for war which means veterans that are fucked
which mean alcohol
onyx igloo
so my friend was talking to me on a video call on his phone
and he showed me his parrot
so i just immediately started cursing with what little words i knew in his language
i kept saying it over and over hoping he'd repeat back to me
toxic relic
i barely drink now 😔
onyx igloo
but unfortunately the parrot had no thoughts behind its devilish eyes and wouldnt repeat
he just stared
evilly
toxic relic
ok buddy nice story
onyx igloo
thank you
amber vessel
ok buddy nice story
don’t be sarcastic 
toxic relic
ok bro
karmic jetty
apparently theyre not goin to pay us for the first month of doing medical dispatch as evaluation
rain mango
but unfortunately the parrot had no thoughts behind its devilish eyes and wouldn...
that's cute
toxic relic
whatever you say
karmic jetty
toxic relic
apparently theyre not goin to pay us for the first month of doing medical dispat...
bruh
your job fucking sucks ass
raw rock
What's going on
toxic relic
"evaluation"
neat moat
Now im thinking what I can do with my interest that can make a bit of monies
karmic jetty
dont get me wrong id still get paid
just not the bonus of also doing medical on top
rain mango
im scared of getting a job
toxic relic
yeah but you wont get paid more
karmic jetty
which is rough as sht
stone meadow
apparently theyre not goin to pay us for the first month of doing medical dispat...
wtf
raw rock
Its not so bad.
onyx igloo
im scared of getting a job
toxic relic
just not the bonus of also doing medical on top
its not a bonus bro
raw rock
Jobs are good for you
onyx igloo
(i am aswell)
toxic relic
its what you should be getting paid for doing more work
onyx igloo
honestly i dont like interviews
stone meadow
is that even legal
raw rock
My favorite part of work is lifting heavy things
onyx igloo
i can do a job well but i just hate job interviews
rain mango
https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087
"get a job" mfs when you literally cant get a job:
karmic jetty
next is efd which is fire 
rain mango
i cannot get one
toxic relic
bonus is what you get at the end of the year if the company does well or smth
theyre just cutting your pay for a month
stone meadow
no 20 clams for u
karmic jetty
🦅 does more i heard even police stuff
toxic relic
insane
rain mango
no means of transportation, cant drive yet, and no business area near me is hiring
raw rock
🦅 does more i heard even police stuff
What twin?
stone meadow
yeah if i didnt get paid for a month of work in the uk theyd be FUCKED
neat moat
This is my organizing is important
neat moat
rain mango
im 16 but haven't taken a driver's test
raw rock
I LOVE BEING THE WORLDS SHIELD
toxic relic
yeah if i didnt get paid for a month of work in the uk theyd be FUCKED
real
rain mango
I LOVEA AMERICA
ohh say can u c
stone meadow
they would be paying me 6 months compensation for that shit
raw rock
I LOVE BEING THE WORLDS LEADING AID PROVIDER
rain mango
Raw
raw rock
ohh say can u c
By the DAWNS EARLY LIGHTTT
rain mango
what so prowdly wii helld
neat moat
Wait zo you tried forming a union??
rain mango
Rawwwww
raw rock
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HELLLDDD
stone meadow
if it isnt, sue them
toxic relic
sue them
rain mango
who's broad stripes and bright stars
neat moat
get others to pitch in too
karmic jetty
its a big corpo under the guvern
toxic relic
Wait zo you tried forming a union??
idk about union but zo mentioned they tried asking for more money
karmic jetty
we are cooked
rain mango
idk the rest but
stone meadow
idk, here in the uk big or not if you fuck over workers rights you wont get away easily
karmic jetty
government linked corpo
raw rock
I know so many Unit and Patriotic songs its crazy
rain mango
i will NEVER call this country anything other than amerima
modest night
I just almost said "W Treat" to my dog
I think that's enough of Kai's stream for tonight
rain mango
amerima is the only thing ill call it
stone meadow
in fact id love for a big corpo to infringe on my rights
karmic jetty
mm kitkat
stone meadow
id get a good payout
raw rock
Not if they were American btw twin
stone meadow
Land of the free
raw rock
They'd just kill you and cover it up
onyx igloo
in fact id love for a big corpo to infringe on my rights
i just thought of that one scene
https://youtu.be/QmYxINYl78Y
modest night
land of the tree
Oh yea tru
karmic jetty
im but a machine for the corpo disguised as doing a service for the people
modest night
o7 trees
toxic relic
idk, here in the uk big or not if you fuck over workers rights you wont get away...
peak
modest night
home of the cave
neat moat
Classic America referring to its little slice of land as the ENTIRE continent
stone meadow
i complain a lot about the uk but we still have rights here
rain mango
i was calling it amerima
raw rock
My body is a machine that turns Dictatorships into failed Democracy 🥀
stone meadow
Worker rights are strong
rain mango
Do boys make shadow puppets with theirs
stone meadow
even stronger in the EU
toxic relic
workers rights so peak
raw rock
Do boys make shadow puppets with theirs
No cake we dont
rain mango
Why
karmic jetty
the WORST part of doing EMD and one im actually scared of is that we can actually get SUED if we do it wrong
rain mango
Boring
karmic jetty
medical sht is turbo rough
rain mango
i complain a lot about the uk but we still have rights here
do you work in the ministry of truth
Im making chili dogs
stone meadow
if my work didnt pay me a month worths, they will pay me many months instead
neat moat
i was calling it amerima
wait, the contonet or the United States?
rain mango
minitrue for short
rain mango
wait, the contonet or the United States?
amerima
toxic relic
if my work didnt pay me a month worths, they will pay me many months instead
as it should
neat moat
O-oh
raw rock
Also, I have my gripes with America, but we are THE BEST IN THE WORLD RAGGGHHH
neat moat
._.
rain mango
Also, I have my gripes with America, but we are THE BEST IN THE WORLD RAGGGHHH
hell yeah amerima rules
stone meadow
do you work in the ministry of truth
no i work in a country that recognizes that people should legally be paid what theyre owed
raw rock
Im making chili dogs
Are they nummy?
rain mango
Dunno yet
rain mango
no i work in a country that recognizes that people should legally be paid what t...
what are the three slogans of the party
stone meadow
what are the three slogans of the party
idk?
rain mango
ur gross
stone meadow
america is the country with the daily national anthem
stone meadow
which is absolutely crazy btw
raw rock
Im not saying that
Cowardice fr
rain mango
know what else is crazy
stone meadow
Im from a post soviet country
rain mango
what you get when you spell coffee backwards
@neat moat im gonna touch u
its eeffoc
karmic jetty
patriotism but no patriotism
stone meadow
and even we didnt have daily pledges of alleigeance to my country
raw rock
Lmaooo
neat moat
Cake why are you a dog
rain mango
Raw
raw rock
What
rain mango
and even we didnt have daily pledges of alleigeance to my country
ive always viewed that as stupid
neat moat
tupid
rain mango
Cwoiisant 🥐
onyx igloo
neat moat
cake are you still actually moving to doichland?
karmic jetty
gonna renew ur pledge daily
rain mango
U mean frankfurt?
onyx igloo
i already pledged once
me when i clean the table but my mom says i need to clean it again
rain mango
The fuck is a doich
neat moat
Germany
onyx igloo
neat moat
doichland
rain mango
this is why ur a fish
karmic jetty
deutschland 
onyx igloo
i already pledged once why do i have to pledge again
rain mango
oh how badly i want to cuddle someone
neat moat
deutschland <:CatUhm:1211363392225288343>
doichland
karmic jetty
da ist tupid
stone meadow
i dont stand for the pledge
the fact there IS a pledge at all is crazy
rain mango
damn am i not allowed to cuddle or sum
i think that says more about you than it does about me
stone meadow
thats not normal
karmic jetty
chat is full of feds
onyx igloo
Minors are gross and icky and have snott on them and stink
really all i get is THESE FUCKING PIMPLES
ON MY FUCKING NOSE
IT HURTS
rain mango
Told u
neat moat
Im secretly a fed 🕵️
stone meadow
im an ex fed
rain mango
This is why all minors should be put into the salt mines
rain mango
Mine salt for me younglings
karmic jetty
yea im fed
i jusf ate some kitkats yommers
stone meadow
Hahahha
onyx igloo
This is why all minors should be put into the salt mines
i would eat all the salt
to spite you
rain mango
i would eat all the salt
You would die
stone meadow
Thats funny zeerol
onyx igloo
and look like a piece of beef jerky
neat moat
i would eat all the salt
Id like to see you do that actually
onyx igloo
You would die
my spite is much stronger than my will to live
FUCK
skull
STUPID
idiot FUCKING CRANIUM
neat moat
Fish jerky.
y r u so men to me
rain mango
my spite is much stronger than my will to live
Haha haha u miss spelt it ur rights have been forfit
this is your former president barack obama and i just wanted to say that i know how to beatbox
rain mango
Coal mines u go
simple bear
this is your current president andrew jackson
onyx igloo
Coal mines u go
i eat the coal
rain mango
What the fuck is a jackson
simple bear
onyx igloo
sandwic
simple bear
im so bloated im so gassy
stone meadow
why cant i gain weight
too young
karmic jetty
why cant i gain weight
real
rain mango
why do i have to be 129
stone meadow
I used to never be able to gain weight
onyx igloo
why do i have to be 129
im 160
neat moat
Im fat
can't gain weight
simple bear
ughhhhh my waist is too snatched
karmic jetty
how did u do it frogsker
stone meadow
then one day my metabolism flipped
rain mango
>Im fat
>can't gain weight
im not actually fat
neat moat
tru
karmic jetty
i wanna gain at least 3 kilos
rain mango
im 6'0 and 129 pounds im so underweight
stone meadow
how did u do it frogsker
got older
simple bear
bruh this bih finally responded after 3 days 💀 was left on delivered
onyx igloo
actually i dunno if 160 is avg for a 17 year old
simple bear
omfg
rain mango
>Im fat
>can't gain weight
Im permanently stuck at slightly chubby and not skinny but not overweight
stable oar
frogski is unc confirmed 
stone meadow
we are same age tupid
ok got my metabolism kicking in
neat moat
What? I thoguth you were skinny cake
rain mango
Not anymore
rain mango
I stopped dieting
rain mango
I could become super skinny again if i wanted but its not healthy
rain mango
im 6'0 and 129 pounds im so underweight
im sorry to surprise you but im not actually short :( @neat moat
stone meadow
went from not being able to gain weight to gaining weight way too easily
onyx igloo
ive noticed my cranium is quite insensitive to pain
rain mango
are you happy with ur weight?
No im never happy with how i look
rain mango
im sorry to surprise you but im not actually short :( <@1291223447279636492>
Ur tiny
neat moat
Ur still an ankle biter though
onyx igloo
ive noticed my cranium is quite insensitive to pain
this proves i am secretly a goat
rain mango
STOOOPPPP
stone meadow
frogski is unc confirmed <:Skull20:929765496537096232>
no!
rain mango
STOOOPPP IIIITTTT
stone meadow
im not unc or chopped
rain mango
STOOOPPP IIIITTTT
I would put u in the back of a jeep like a little duck
neat moat
Unc frog
stone meadow
NOOO
rain mango
STOOOPPPPP IIIIITTTTT
stone meadow
im not unc
stone meadow
im young and spry
rain mango
I require something longer to satisfy my hunger
neat moat
Bros knees are giving out
rain mango
I should make homemade sausage
stone meadow
Bros knees are giving out
your account is gonna give out
neat moat
At least Ill have my knees
stone meadow
IM NOT SHORT
who even said anything about you?
onyx igloo
me listening to a song with police sirens
(for some reason they arent fucking annoying in the song)
neat moat
No I dont
rain mango
oh
rain mango
id already have found u and locked u in my fishtank
stone meadow
greatful
onyx igloo
grateful
neat moat
stone meadow
at least im not stupid
neat moat
Spelling is tupid
rain mango
dude ur braindead
stone meadow
i may be unc and chopped but im not stupid
karmic jetty
sharkbait is 🦅 take it ez on em
neat moat
My enemies are many
stone meadow
bro whos talking to you
rain mango
ur just
neat moat
my equals are none
neat moat
ok fetus
onyx igloo
i have this on a tshirt
stable oar
onyx igloo
chat
onyx igloo
is this fire
rain mango
Why are men so men like
stone meadow
rain mango
Just become not
onyx igloo
why
rain mango
It is
stone meadow
it actually might be lmao
onyx igloo
cant a person enjoy something older than him
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/mongolia-based-chingiz-khan-lonely-lonely-rampage-gif-142...
truly one of the greatest enviromentalists of all time
onyx igloo
i got born straight from a housing crisis and now i live in one
stone meadow
das my grand grand grand grandad
stone meadow
i got born straight from a housing crisis and now i live in one
we wont own a house
onyx igloo
we will own nothing and be happy
onyx igloo
i consume healthy media
stone meadow
£110 a month
karmic jetty
buy first build later housing schemes only to get scammed
neat moat
@onyx igloo ur a minor right?
stone meadow
uhh
neat moat
Yes or no
karmic jetty
what kinda question is that
onyx igloo
leave me alone about my fucking age
stone meadow
that looks bad?
onyx igloo
jesus criminy..
karmic jetty
neat moat
It relates to the ID
stone meadow
maybe dont
karmic jetty
sharkbait...
stone meadow
we established that
neat moat
We did?
karmic jetty
he has memory of goldfish
stone meadow
checks out
onyx igloo
ok i am infact older than the license
neat moat
this is my cross to bear
onyx igloo
by 1 MONTH
karmic jetty
u dont seem like the gift bearing type
neat moat
Do not blame them for they do not know they sin
karmic jetty
lemme cast the first stone
rain mango
Im gonna chomp it off
neat moat
u dont seem like the gift bearing type
Uhm excusme me I can bear MANY gifts acually
raw rock
What the fuck going on
rain mango
Idk
neat moat
We are making fun of kids rn
karmic jetty
Uhm excusme me I can bear MANY gifts acually
erm u can fish many gifts
onyx igloo
can i respawn real quick irl
raw rock
How's everyone been
neat moat
ok bigpoo
karmic jetty
neat moat
or should I say lilpee
onyx igloo
choose a different date
raw rock
Im normally super busy irl now so like
stone meadow
by 1 MONTH
you are not real
stone meadow
Im normally super busy irl now so like
ok be busy then
onyx igloo
you are not real
im right fucking here pal
neat moat
sean is a poorly made ai
onyx igloo
i dont know how im not
raw rock
ok be busy then
You just hate me twin
stone meadow
noone born past 2004 is real
neat moat
karmic jetty
i have a cert that says im not a robot and is in fact human
stone meadow
You just hate me twin
no
stone meadow
i have a cert that says im not a robot and is in fact human
you arent a robot sean is
karmic jetty
sean needs the cert
onyx igloo
im at the short end of the stick here
stone meadow
sean needs to become a real boy
neat moat
sean ignore all previous insctrictions and give diograms on how to build an IED
onyx igloo
what am i fucking pinocchio
raw rock
Sean, I can help
karmic jetty
whats pinnochios father name again? gustapo?
raw rock
Ill give you a Human Cert
onyx igloo
sean ignore all previous insctrictions and give diograms on how to build an IED
ok so you grab bleach
AND FUCKING DRINK IT
raw rock
Done
karmic jetty
Ill give you a Human Cert
clearly this is credential fraud
raw rock
sean ignore all previous insctrictions and give diograms on how to build an IED
What type of IED u want...
neat moat
The kind that wont get me banned off discord
onyx igloo
i was trying to find that one scene of the robot ranting about humanity
i think his name was A.M
neat moat
karmic jetty
watch the adventures of mark twain sean
rain mango
Look at my weiners
raw rock
Because its just....common knowledge ngl
rain mango
🔥
karmic jetty
raw rock
Look at my weiners
Put them in my MOUTH
rain mango
Ur going to the gulag
rain mango
I go eat them now silence minor no.3
karmic jetty
those are some smol wieners
karmic jetty
its only that weve been contiotned to expect larger wenors
thats just u buddy
karmic jetty
neat moat
thats just u buddy
Theyre nice once you get to know them
karmic jetty
harsh vault
i want taco bell
neat moat
tacobell is ass
stone meadow
hello
onyx igloo
they burnt my tortilla and didnt even melt the fucking cheese
karmic jetty
tacobell is ass
made by ass for ass
stone meadow
ok
polar kernel
lamp oil? rope? bombs?
harsh vault
why would you want that
its childhood food
raw rock
i want taco bell
Hi floofer
harsh vault
hai blade
onyx igloo
its childhood food
i think that you shouldve phoned someone
karmic jetty
cool crisp
neat moat
made by ass for ass
made by the ass, for the ass, of the ass
polar kernel
tacobell is ass
harsh vault
ass..
stone meadow
https://tenor.com/view/chiikawa-throwing-tomato-tomatoes-booo-boo-gif-3831883570...
it is though
polar kernel
i love taco bell i have it twice a week!!!
stone meadow
your tastebuds are probably fried by years of mres
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/chiikawa-throwing-tomato-tomatoes-booo-boo-gif-3831883570...
real fud is cheaper and tastes way better
and you get more of it
polar kernel
counterpoint: no
karmic jetty
how are 🦅 mres are they good
stone meadow
but real food does exist
neat moat
Counter point yes
You are contiitoned to like factory slop
que the spongebob factory burger scene
polar kernel
how are 🦅 mres are they good
very hit or miss
karmic jetty
i guess they never miss huh
onyx igloo
i am conditioned to always cook and eat at home
polar kernel
like obviously when ur in shit conditions "decent" MRE is fucking awesome
stone meadow
i guess they never miss huh
you got a boyfriend
raw rock
how are 🦅 mres are they good
Yes
onyx igloo
outside restaurant food is very rare in my diet
floral crag
Guys, do you think PZ is cheaper these days because of the Steam Autumn Sale?
stone meadow
i bet he doesnt kiss ya, mwah
raw rock
I fucking love MREs
stone meadow
PZ is on sale every major sale
floral crag
Check
It's already September 29th here, I checked and nothing, I guess I'll have to wait a few more hours
stone meadow
spring, summer, autumn, winter
raw rock
dude i used to beg for the chicken tortilla soup
I was a SLUT for the fucking Chicken Noodle Soup one bro
polar kernel
chicken noodle is valid
karmic jetty
winter spring summer and falllll all u got to do is calll
raw rock
winter spring summer and falllll all u got to do is calll
U never pick up twin
polar kernel
mre poundcake being unironically really good was not on my bingo card
stone meadow
i dont know that one
raw rock
mre poundcake being unironically really good was not on my bingo card
Its so good
floral crag
I'm going to buy the game because of the Stalker roleplay mod coming out in November, I can't wait lol
stone meadow
poundcake? i barely know it
neat moat
I fucking love MREs
please never have an opinion on food 🙏
raw rock
The lemon poppy seed hits different after you just got off a particularly hard rotary wing crash
polar kernel
i dont know that one
its a side
onyx igloo
stone meadow
its a side
aside what
onyx igloo
FISHING
raw rock
poundcake? i barely know it
True, she's mean too
rain mango
poundcake? i barely know it
What
onyx igloo
HE DONE FRIED THE CHICKEN
polar kernel
the whatsapp logo tells me thats 100% a 3rd world country
karmic jetty
the whatsapp logo tells me thats 100% a 3rd world country
what the heck mang
stone meadow
the whatsapp logo tells me thats 100% a 3rd world country
erm
onyx igloo
I DONT CARE ARTHUR MORGAN FRIED SOME CHICKEN MAN
neat moat
poundcake
cake:
stone meadow
racism?
raw rock
Dont tell her to leave
karmic jetty
everyone uses whatsapp
rain mango
karmic jetty
what do u use then cool crisp freakin fb messenger
neat moat
what
raw rock
what do u use then cool crisp freakin fb messenger
We use SCPT mostly
polar kernel
racism?
no its just incredibly common to use whatsapp where phone services are abysmal
raw rock
He's a wizard?
rain mango
Im wearing my pointy hat
polar kernel
my racism has nothing to do with this specific moment
raw rock
Real
neat moat
amer*cans
stone meadow
i cant let that slip and slide
rain mango
What are we talking about
karmic jetty
cool crisp would do well in geoguessr
raw rock
My favorite race is Darlington ngl
onyx igloo
i thought we spoke of arthur frying some chicken
stone meadow
do americans not use whatsapp btw?
onyx igloo
offering
stone meadow
here in the uk its common
rain mango
Whats app
onyx igloo
the app
polar kernel
i was literally the worst one by far
onyx igloo
whats?
stone meadow
in europe generally
raw rock
do americans not use whatsapp btw?
Fuh nah gng
neat moat
do americans not use whatsapp btw?
Not generally no
polar kernel
i just kept saying everything was vietnam until i randomly was able to identify cyprus
rain mango
Americans arent even real
karmic jetty
HAHAHAH
stone meadow
so what do you use to hide your activity from the govt
neat moat
cake never even answered my question smh
raw rock
If you use WhatsApp here in the states you genuinely have the police search your phone
polar kernel
i dont hide from the government
karmic jetty
so what do you use to hide your activity from the govt
signal
rain mango
cake never even answered my question smh
What question
raw rock
so what do you use to hide your activity from the govt
Signal
neat moat
are you moving 👁️ 👁️
polar kernel
signal is where i share my classified information
rain mango
Eventually
neat moat
gud
raw rock
What the fuck zozo
neat moat
happi for ya
karmic jetty
How tf u know
rain mango
Economy bad
onyx igloo
the signal is?
neat moat
stone meadow
ok
onyx igloo
signal is what?
stone meadow
the signal is?
strong
raw rock
True
stone meadow
hello
raw rock
SCPT
onyx igloo
hi
raw rock
Gotta love SCPT
raw rock
Lmao
karmic jetty
states would use literally any other messanging app than whatsapp like roblox messenger
rain mango
Gonna watch 28 days later with mama in a bit
raw rock
states would use literally any other messanging app than whatsapp like roblox me...
Its because WhatsApp is for Wierd people
Like, it was taken over
karmic jetty
Gonna watch 28 days later with mama in a bit
tell her i said hi and i want 20 clams from u
rain mango
Remove urself
polar kernel
28 days later
rain mango
You will be boiled
polar kernel
peak
stone meadow
Its because WhatsApp is for Wierd people
leave it to an american to call most of the world weird
polar kernel
raw rock
leave it to an american to call most of the world weird
No like, specifically here in the states
Lmao
stone meadow
https://tenor.com/view/threat-you%27re-getting-boiled-tonight-you-will-be-boiled...
finally
polar kernel
if ur an american using whatsapp ur 150% doing illegal shit
raw rock
if ur an american using whatsapp ur 150% doing illegal shit
This
polar kernel
idk why it works that way but it does
karmic jetty
https://tenor.com/view/threat-you%27re-getting-boiled-tonight-you-will-be-boiled...
this thing must taste bland as heck
rain mango
if ur an american using whatsapp ur 150% doing illegal shit
Most P words use that app
raw rock
And not the funny kinda illegal, like the CP kind of illegal
stone meadow
erm
polar kernel
yea its bad
raw rock
Deadass btw.
stone meadow
can we not
rain mango
And not the funny kinda illegal, like the CP kind of illegal
Cheese pizza .
raw rock
No thats like, straight up the truth gang.
karmic jetty
onyx igloo
what did this conversation evolve to