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do the tutorial scenario
my opening is build some mudhuts, place down a hunter then work on basic fields
yeah i should do the tutorial lmao
for tech investing your starting knowledge into physicians seems to be a great idea
not getting massacred by back to back plagues is a nice thing
dont invest into tech early
use your clay for pots, dont make the same mistake I did
labs are very hungry for clay
carpentry 0 chair
think about it at <1.5k population
if you dont want to play cretonians after the starting scenario consider tilapis @fair yacht
@stone meadow
who left their zaza
arghhhh
dying in borderlands always hurts me, all that money gone
thats like selling 50 guns smh
and i only died cause i killed myself by accident, fucking torgue guns
rich
erm, shut up?
burning your friendship bracelet rn
i cant put it back on btw
it wont tighten
ill just keep it in my indie stone stuff pile
watching this gameplay video bro needs to upgrade his phone is he playingon a nokia from 10 years ago
What like its forever loose
yeah like leons- yeah
Yah some them like for some reason get stuck i had to pull one side first then the other its silly
oh well its more of a souvenir anyway
this is why I kill about half the war prisoners
before you ask
no you can't breed slaves
strictly bought or captured through fair means
because people kept farming slaves as livestock to butcher
I dont see why the devs would remove that
sounds sick
They should instead add gameplay consequences
because it's more efficient than herding
slave revolt and other nations being extra hostile
those were already the consequences
thrn make it less efficient
it's just that efficient
make it less efficient then
yes but you're screwing people who raid for slaves to butcher
There's a reason humans weren't used as a main foodsource
slavery was op for a time
so I suppose its valid
just make it not gamebreaking
yk
dont take toys out of thr toybox
fix em
you'll understand if once you get your hands on it
anyone know how to use mod options?
i wanna use the lifestyle mod but I only wanna use the music stuff
and I can't really find any way t odo it
its makes sense
yo
the game is pretty organic in what you can do
removing your toys is very much a last resort
this is in terms of a server btw
die
lmao
but fr can any of you help with this?
ask in the relevant zomboid channel
i did but i got no response there either
too bad we hate zomboid here
Patience is a virtue
so Im told
maybe i should start skating
@lyric galleon my fingers are in painge
Moe
what kind of windows is bro using 🥀
Anyone mind giving me feedback on an audio file I made for my friend groups PZ server?
how do i get pic pers
Project zomboid doesnt have Pears in the game
chat what music do you listen to while gooning?
Trick question i don't listen to music
doing it in silence is crazy 💔
It took me 5 tries but i defeated the silk song big robot
it took me no tries
exploding you
looking for a chill server to play if yall know any
i have no regrets
remember me chat
no not you
moopy
ahhhh
unless you want it too
No i have changed my Mind
ok well let me know
ofcofc

wash my bellay 👹
does anyone know how I can stop windows defender from scanning the fuck out of my pc when I run my dedicated server? I've already tried adding the folder to the exclusions list
"Im not doing it for you, Im doing it for chairman Mao"
Those aren't flowers gurts those are bug you making me look at
The real tax is the friends we didn't make along the way
I'm so full of ghaaas
I love hollow knight silk song
silk skong
Ong
skong
ong
The screams of the dennys employees in my basement
bro listens to "gats" while stroking his iron
i love it
the voices in my head make me enjoy the moment more
Have you tried this?
1- Look at friend.
2- Say “friend! Buy game!”
What digimon is this
She is Elden Waifu
She cant see with that helmet
she dont need to see to kick your ass
practicing with the blade
you have good taste
😠
hi guys can anyone help in the game ? my hame wont start i deleted all the mods but still nothing only in alternate :(
Verify files
the city grows
are there any public tlou servers
logistics is less horribly fucked and I figured out how to use wagons, I can finally sleep
Nice. I am going to ask her hand in marriage
mraaaayow
Thank you ♥️🌹
im getting a fish sandwich
why I cant make molotov with vermouth? I have in my backpack https://prnt.sc/HG5enILhUXh_
cake
make more vods so I can watch
ok
What duh fuck
One of my bottom teeth feel more alligned with the other teeth than usual
bro this frieren bug is crazy
Has anything changed in the composter mechanics? I've added rotten vegetables and fruit. I've set the processing speed to maximum in the settings, and nothing's happening. Do I need to add something now or something? in 42.12
Shoots everyone with mind laser
gives sleepy a tummy ache
Hmm anyone here from Asia region?
Im south asia
Oh neat same here
Can't wait for horses in PZ
First thing I'm doing when they add horses is dress my character with sheriff clothes (including the sheriff duffel bag, full of guns) and ride into LV
I'm gonna crush you gurt
crush his head like a watermelon between legs!!!
Oki dokie
@neat moat prepare to die

im gonna make glue
what was it
probably a crazy gacha pull
i had a dream where i pulled a character i really wanted and when i got on the game i didnt have bro
well
I took the end of the week off
but they managed to deny me sunday
these chickenfuckers
through the town of valley station rode a stranger one fine day
so now I gotta go work
I cant say i there
why in the kentucky fried FUCK
would they choose sunday
cake
poor vortex
yes
arbys is bad
arby's was once decent
currently bad
they cant compete price wise, so they've been lowering quality, while still being more expensive
I do miss their chicken cordon bleu sandwich
also they had a secret meny item back in the day called the big montana
1 pound of roast beef
dms ig
if u want
doors always open
In the mean time Im grinding tankie 😼
@surreal mirage
Whats a tankie
tankie online is like a browser tank game
played it as a kid
game isnt thr best but I have fun
oh
Ill tell u my dream later since im going go get arby
peak transition
ciao cakes
enjoy the meats
I am off to work
cakemeat
meatcake
its like meatloaf
half life 2 rations
meatbread
water flavour rations
egg flavour solos
this song sounds familiar
didn't know he was chill like that
why fire spreading slow
i want to burn echo creek
pls add a mega knight hut
that movie that i hate
why
nothing ever happens
In space, nothing ever happens
in space, no one can gear you scream ";p-po-lice br-ut-t-tal-it-y-y"
Social media
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Youtube: You're on it dummy
Myspace: don't got the space
Sponsors
I have none except Luiwigie
Q&A
I don't suppose you have anymore of these to do now huh, you gotta run out eventually
Impossible and...
who shall you traumatize next
How do u have that
Why wouldnt i
shes talking about steak tartare
does anyone know if there's a reason the devs made being cold give you a cold? that's not really how colds work so unless there's something i'm missing this is a really bizzare oversight
U can get sick from many things in zomboid
Like being around Cake
not true
my fish sandwich was pretty good
never in my life have i sought out arbys
Eat Arbys out of desperation
there is no moment where another restaurant isnt open and arbys is
there is no desperation
Spontaneous combustion
I WILL DESTROY U ALL
when multiplayer
when cake destroys us all
I knew id die, but I never thought it would be from a femboy
oh... wow... okay
bald femboy summoned
HAHAHAHA
Sure, but it's specifically being cold or wet that causes you to get a cold in zomboid. As the wiki states, you get the "Has a cold" moodle because "the character has been exposed to cold weather, or stayed wet long enough to contract a cold."
i'm aware regular sickness is from zombification or corpse sickness (and maybe other sources, but i digress) but i'm specifically talking about getting a cold which is a seperate moodle
unironically i do
on both of my jobs
just not terribly hungover
impossible
I love making shit, i love being an engtech
i hate having to travel to work tho
wish i could teleport
eyyyyy BlockTube is workin' again, nice.
@twin bear
Who is tarkov and why are they hunting people
yipee
Me wen tarkov hunts people
Hi frogger
Nm man wbu
frog those were civilians
**W frog❤️🩹 **
got a new job
@pale berry anton chefir
WTF IS THIS???
WTF kind of magical apple tree produces 348 apples per month???
a big one
no it says each tree
this is why you are bad at word problems
apple trees produce 1 crop of apples per year
Can't date coworkers where I work
and a really big ass apple tree produces about 600 apples in a crop
Hoe many acres
1984
and what will you do if it doesnt work out
if i was a tree id produce 348 crops
if you were a tree i'd chop you down and carve you into mini frog figurines. frogurines!!!
and i'd throw your apples at leon
me
Well twin, life is a story, not a single page so
i refuse to do word problems related to whimsical trees with monthly crop production
i am whimsical and full of joy
hed eat them, the hungry fuck
he'd probably wait for them to ferment so he could eat them and also get drunk
are you still even in the military
like the pig he is
I haven't been in for almost 2 years gng
this is cute.
oh my God johnkler, I got my new teeth!.. Why are you so quiet johnkler? johnkler??????/
Im pretty sure ive said that lmao
the whimsy and joy of life
okay gn chat i need to job again tommorow
oh
idk why i felt like you were
what is your work now then
i feel like i recently told them not to join the military
Bread Factory LMAO
is that why your pfp is a cat
actually first when you joined i didnt believe you were ever in the military
kneading bread
Lmaoo
werent you dropping some questionable takes
bladezstorm should i make shitty alcohol in a plastic bucket
bread has been the fuel of humanity for millenia. you should feel proud.
vittu vittu vittu
i see nothing but profit from the idea
although you probably make shitty bread that makes people sick
the more i learned about him the more it made sense
tf2 teleportation bread
i bet your bread factory uses the chorleywood process
but its crazy to learn he aint even military this whole time
@raw rock have you done nothing but teleport bread for the last 3 days
actively i mean
please say yes
Lmao I have familial obligations rn
I will probably go back in once my sister takes over her turn
back to bread?
No, the military
well either way you are involved with killing people
why are you avoiding my question bladezstorm
with your chorleywood ass industrial bread
what😭😭
have you teleported bread for the past 3 days
We all take turns every 5 years taking care of our Familial Home, and elderly
teleporting bread for 5 years
It just was bad luck mine happened right after I started my career lmao
how old are you bladez
I cant talk about our teleporters i signed an NDA
23
this sounds like some rural european tradition that goes back 1000 years
Basically btw
But rural American
Lmao
Ok bald twink
fake and made up
how about you shine your bald twink head somewhere else
i cant see anything from the glare
do you need my car polishing agent @polar kernel
I was about to reenlist when my 2 cousins got killed by a drunk driver
Like, 2 weeks before I reenlisted
i hate drunk drivers
So we had to scramble my other cousin back stateside from Indonesia till I got out
Sorry if this is insensitive, but why does that stop you from reenlisting
You just need someone to take care of the FH?
And elderly yea
Thats the big one, the home would probably be fine for years without anyone
Yeah thats very close to how my home country does it
Do you get the house at least?
you are american right?
didnt realise you guys had the same thing
is this common?
cause in kyrgyzstan we have the same thing
eldest son inherits the house by default, but also has to take care of the elders
My uncle is going through that now
It doesnt apply to me cause my family moved to the uk and we dont even own a property lmao
But
41 but i got 41 gold
yeah, we dont have £700k for a decent house
i accepted that im renting for the rest of my life :)
My friends and I are making a zomboid server for ourselves but we are struggling to put together a good list of mods that all work together and we aren’t sure which zomboid version is the best to use (not b42) anyone know any good b41 MP workshop collections to download?
mp you can only use the latest b41
Which beta version is it?
none
Or is it just opt out of all - okey
We just have our own little list
they become outdated the first week theyre made
yes, that is the best way
We have 200… is that bad?
also, make sure to read the descriptions carefully
Mostly QOL
neither do I, best I got is that my father co-owned a nice house with a friend but I assume his friend bought his half when he died 2 decades ago
yea we haven’t been doing this
No no it launches
Some of us can’t join, sometimes the console on the host gets errors
ok well
And something about ports being wrong
I jsut feel like we’re stupid and there’s a better way to do it all, I guess not
the server side stuff I cannot help with
Minus the “we are stupid” part
ok, i cant help then sorry
Weird dog
Same
guys are mason trowels hard to find in 42??
One of us tried to dance and it crashed the server
They drop from zombies
So its renewable
dance til you (crash the server)
Yea the server wouldn’t let us buss it
Buss lol
school bus
strokin it
do you disapprove?
yet this is somehow better 😭
they gave him a bus
Who says you can’t rally a Ford V8? Watch as this roaring big block beast takes on the narrow gravel roads of Sweden! With its powerful engine and bold presence, this rally car is not your typical competitor. Experience the thrill of American muscle in a rally setting and get ready for some insane driving action that will leave you breathless!...
i never thought i'd see this cars rally
do you need the cast iron frying pan
bonk
jugs
I hate insomnia
kill insomnia
Worse
you know how medieval people thought they needed to balance their biles or something
I meant like sewing needles
you forgot to balance your fluoride wifi and ritalin
just blood let
smh
lowkey saw something run past me as i was getting a drink
I feel you
It's like something Is constantly moving and you can barely see it

Sometimes I see someone looking at me from my doorframe
But when I look it's gone
Very annoying
I will catch you Mistershark10
You will be part of the peeler
Cannibalism
(that's a kenshi reference please laugh)
ICE?!?
I am already in my home country
You can do me nothing
the 7 kenshi fans will love this one
Yes
Good
i dont have kenshi but the videos are funny
You should laugh at my joke Joshua 
I also love kimshi
In Germany we have a saying
It's "aus spaß wird ernst" we want to keep it at spaß Joshua
what do you mean it's not the same thing?
guys i need helpplease i changed my mutliplayers world name by accident can i get it back
and i lost everything
Do you have a backup?
it says i gotta find the old folder and rename it
Then do that I guess
everyb complaining that everyone is doing the same church jump
meanwhile everyone and their mom was trying to hit the eye of the needle gap
The church jump gets boring after the 2nd time
everyone is at the church, you get to do the challenges at least
My loss? Ain't you the one who lost their save
im sorry for your loss

Challenges is like the only thing I'm doing lmao
It's pretty fun though
i honestly havent bothered with skate 4 much
it takes 40 minutes to boot or something like that
Maybe there is a fix for that
Or it's just another early access issue
There are a lot of those
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdGFfdME/
This is my experience so far
LETS GO INKA
I GOT IT BACK
IM SO CLUTCH
Did you do the thing it said?
Sure you are 
straight up lobotomy
yooo
hacked? spam? ban?
YEP
execution by cyanide gas with no possibility of exoneration
it would be hard to un-execute someone
Oh you were? I wasnt

see you in a year, when you can reappeal
Everyone knows of the legendary ghost
you can repeal their execution before they're dead though
Real
i execute first ask questions later
I didn't even do anything
Just tried to grab
you almost never get instantly slimed out, you wait until your slot comes up
And then.. death
I just realized I reached a new rank lmao
you do
Officially a no life now
oh youre yellow
Pee
could be a day, could be a week, could be your entire life if you are old enough
epic map
looks epic
What is an ambient guard
ye
they wont stop yapping tho
i played gmod before you were a thought
ine thing that sucks
i am such an expert level procrastinator. I put off a weeks worth of calculus homework until the day it is due. And then on that day, I somehow manage to goof off the precise amount that leaves me with enough time to finish my homework within a few minutes of the deadline.
jk im not that much of an unc
"getting"?
gmod 10 flatgrass
higitus figitus zumbabazing
aint none of us owning a house
space station 13 is old enough
when can we mess around with this https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=669642096
any time
but not right here and now
its 2 am fuuuuuuuuuuuck
yeay
yall aint know shit about the sword in the stone and that's just sad
might have to pull a harakiri
i swear you said gn a few hours ago
stays
My internal clock is all out of whack after all the travelling
eggsactly
jet lag is real
i had such good sleep throughout the week too
my question is why are the jets lagging
might not make it alive
"i'm gonna do my next calc assignment without watching the lecture"
problem 1:
what in the arcane sigil is this shit?
talking about internet speed, im somehow at the point where my ssd is slower than my dl speed
guess i'm watching the lecture 🙁
integral
do not speak the dark magic to me, witch
I did a level maths
i could never calculus
dont remember shit
cause i failed a levels
kinda set myself up for failure doing physics maths and chem tbh
youre older than me i thought at some point got a free escape from math exams
hon hon oui oui baguette
But yeah doing actual engineering through an apprenticeship was so much better
honestly i dont even hate math i just fucking hate exams
i like math...
i barely made it out of GCSE maths alive
exams are the only thing that bother me about school
I like maths and physics, I just hate applying it pure theoritcally
God bless mushrooms
all it means is the area between 2 values of an expression
being timed stresses me out and makes me mess up
Mushrooms will inherit this earth
shroomies
My gcses I literally winged, no revision, and got A's and B's
The Last of Us:
i may be a man of things, but i am not a man of the mathematics
my brain simply shrivels up and dies in fear
correct
Recommend apprenticeship if youre looking into technical work
my math skills are good i think?
i mostly get 80% in my classes
I finished my qualification this year, got hired on p much straightaway
As long as you got the knack, the brain to solve problems, to know how to look something up and learn from it, you will do well
Im not built for academic shit and I know that now having wasted time with a levels
i just hate doing math in school
Now im working on very important engineering shit
Bring sick reminds me how good i feel when I'm not
feels so damn pointless with some of the math classes
People like me are the ones constructing your planes, computers, cars
which is kinda scary actually
Thank you frogski
Dont worry
When will you construct my plane
not my fault if you blow up
get the lockheed martin emotional regulator chip
Washing machine money
I sent off an airbus component that i soldered a sensor to and wrapped with thermal material
so there will soon be a plane that I worked on partially
look out for the next plane falling out the sky

is it gonna be a boeing?
i need a degree to work for lockheed
or my company needs to secure a contract
It'd be so cool to be allowed into an arms convention
i just said it was airbus
ah
i might have to become a stanky sysadmin unless there will be a serious epidemic outbreak in foreseeable future
who put a bus in the air
unironically half the reason i got into engineering is cause i love guns
this isnt fortnite
but I cant work on em in the uk
Gun smithing is smth I've always wanted to do but
nobody is gonna know
Being in the uk there are almost no opportunities for me
And if i wanna work weapons on a corpo scale i need to have navy experience
And I aint going into royal marines just so I can work on weapons
you will come out a changed man
They barely pay more than I already earn
Just to even get in they are strict
Military is a get away ticket from family other than that i don't see why someone would wanna join for the money or insurance
this was literally why i joined
i wanted to leave so bad
They have so many health requirements
sometimes i wish i didn't have to do anything, i wish i could just give it all up and fade into obscurity
and yet it is too late
i cant wait to be out man
live on benefits lol
i couldn't, i wouldn't want to
you seem like the kinda guy to say "i wanna be out" and stay for 10 more years
i just got a bunch of fucking new dudes in the unit and theyre all born in like 2006 and it makes me feel so old
im so chopped and unc 💔
they all talk to me seriously cause they dont know me and it lowkey pisses me off
mfs be like "big sarnt can i use the potty"
no piss yourself NOW ⚡️⚡️⚡️
lowtiergod had the biggest falloff fathomable
Who was that again?
Oh THAT guy
I love how some of these guys cultivate a toxic fanbase
and then are surprised when their toxic fanbase turns on them
"What do you mean 400k 12 yr olds won't act civil with internet access"
but he makes sure to not let toxic shit fly
He did it right
so his fanbase is nice as a result
Thats how we do it here too
Any toxicity, you are out of here
Bro still thinks bbnos is a crypto scam or wtv
as a result, we dont have a toxic enviroment
it still hasnt registered for me either
Feels weird growing up with a channel
these people actually come to me for advice and guidance its honestly frightening
Kids watch completely different shit now 😭
guten tag chat
shut up
nerd
yeah get outta here
dweeb
NO IM HOME THANK GOD
im never flying out of berlin ever again
what is berlin even known for
Being in germany
yeah being in charge of people is crazy, I dont even know what im doing what do you mean I gotta direct this person
for being the worst place to fly out of
On the same plane
how would that help
are you stupid
dumb
matter of fact
dont even speak for a year
berlin is where you go to experience opposites at once
look at me now castin spells n shit
you stand at both the zenith and nadir of humanity
berlin is where you go to stress yourself out
berlin more liek ballin 
I have like 4 things to claim from easyjet
yes
bruh
unlike when i was in berlin i got it on time
🤯
Why do they put on such strong bandages after drawing blood 
haven't done dark magic since 2020, so I'm of no help
ssddfg
ssddfg cat
I had blood drawn from my vein today for a job application and this damn bandage almost tore off all my skin.
shouldve gone to tallin
or tbilisi
peel off ur skin
there are bugs under your skin
if im gonna go to tbillsi i might as well go to bishkek
lololol
dude why is my skin so soft
theyre not that close bro
i get that i dont do manual labor but jesus

okai buddy no advertising
you should though
this is gonna get me killed
only i can charge chat for every dm
i cant sleep
because im thin skinned
like the trait! the zomboid trait! oh my goodness!
You have to wear medieval armor to avoid getting scratched.
read wikipedia
u should let it crust for natural armour
mannnn of course there's gonna be fuckin logarithms in this shit
Bro What The Hay!
yo peak
not a fan of log bcs pretty sure i missed the classes
somehow thats the only math thingie that i clearly struggle with
bcs i didnt learn

I hate math
its just an inverse exponent bro
oh btw happy penicillin day
i fuck with it hard ngl
I like reading and writing and history and math sucks

