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neon bramble
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I got some decent looking villages by altering sections of the basic 6 home setup to have services instead

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do the tutorial scenario

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my opening is build some mudhuts, place down a hunter then work on basic fields

fair yacht
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yeah i should do the tutorial lmao

neon bramble
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for tech investing your starting knowledge into physicians seems to be a great idea

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not getting massacred by back to back plagues is a nice thing

neon bramble
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use your clay for pots, dont make the same mistake I did

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labs are very hungry for clay

stone meadow
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carpentry 0 chair

neon bramble
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think about it at <1.5k population

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if you dont want to play cretonians after the starting scenario consider tilapis @fair yacht

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@stone meadow

stone meadow
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damn

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just fast enough

quasi slate
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who left their zaza

stone meadow
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arghhhh

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dying in borderlands always hurts me, all that money gone

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thats like selling 50 guns smh

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and i only died cause i killed myself by accident, fucking torgue guns

quasi slate
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rich

stone meadow
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burning your friendship bracelet rn

tender igloo
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Wem thats rude

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Lmao

stone meadow
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i cant put it back on btw

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it wont tighten

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ill just keep it in my indie stone stuff pile

quasi slate
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watching this gameplay video bro needs to upgrade his phone is he playingon a nokia from 10 years ago

tender igloo
stone meadow
tender igloo
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Yah some them like for some reason get stuck i had to pull one side first then the other its silly

stone meadow
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oh well its more of a souvenir anyway

fair yacht
neon bramble
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this is why I kill about half the war prisoners

neat moat
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For me

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I give half of the prisoners to the king, and half the prisoners for the gods

neon bramble
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before you ask

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no you can't breed slaves

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strictly bought or captured through fair means

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because people kept farming slaves as livestock to butcher

neat moat
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I dont see why the devs would remove that

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sounds sick

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They should instead add gameplay consequences

neon bramble
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because it's more efficient than herding

neat moat
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slave revolt and other nations being extra hostile

neon bramble
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those were already the consequences

neat moat
neon bramble
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it's just that efficient

neat moat
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make it less efficient then

neon bramble
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yes but you're screwing people who raid for slaves to butcher

neat moat
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There's a reason humans weren't used as a main foodsource

neon bramble
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which is a playstyle they want to be valid

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slavery is kinda op already

neat moat
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slavery was op for a time

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so I suppose its valid

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just make it not gamebreaking

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yk

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dont take toys out of thr toybox

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fix em

neon bramble
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you'll understand if once you get your hands on it

neat moat
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Tru

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I need monies first

granite skiff
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anyone know how to use mod options?
i wanna use the lifestyle mod but I only wanna use the music stuff
and I can't really find any way t odo it

neon bramble
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its makes sense

granite skiff
neon bramble
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the game is pretty organic in what you can do

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removing your toys is very much a last resort

granite skiff
neat moat
granite skiff
granite skiff
neon bramble
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ask in the relevant zomboid channel

granite skiff
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i did but i got no response there either

neat moat
neon bramble
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too bad we hate zomboid here

neat moat
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so Im told

granite skiff
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check dms

burnt kite
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maybe i should start skating

quasi slate
narrow rune
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Moe

burnt kite
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what kind of windows is bro using 🥀

nimble belfry
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Anyone mind giving me feedback on an audio file I made for my friend groups PZ server?

somber pine
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how do i get pic pers

quasi slate
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Project zomboid doesnt have Pears in the game

burnt kite
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jiggle mah bawls

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to niagra falls

lime totem
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chat what music do you listen to while gooning?

rain mango
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Trick question i don't listen to music

lime totem
rain mango
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It took me 5 tries but i defeated the silk song big robot

stone meadow
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it took me no tries

heavy ivy
stone meadow
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that deserves a banning i reckon

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all in favour say aye

misty quail
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looking for a chill server to play if yall know any

heavy ivy
stone meadow
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no not you

subtle shoal
stone meadow
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moopy

subtle shoal
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almost

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almost!!!!

heavy ivy
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ahhhh

stone meadow
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unless you want it too

heavy ivy
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No i have changed my Mind

stone meadow
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ok well let me know

heavy ivy
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ofcofc

stone meadow
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always open to ban

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let off some steam from yesterdays bullshit

rain mango
neat moat
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wash my bellay 👹

fluid crag
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does anyone know how I can stop windows defender from scanning the fuck out of my pc when I run my dedicated server? I've already tried adding the folder to the exclusions list

neat moat
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windows defender is the blond just to be clear

subtle shoal
ivory grail
rain mango
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The real tax is the friends we didn't make along the way

onyx igloo
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i dont think i can convince any of my friends to buy a game

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god damn it..

subtle shoal
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I'm so full of ghaaas

rain mango
heavy ivy
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silk skong

rain mango
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Ong

neon bramble
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skong

rain mango
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ong

nimble belfry
lime totem
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i love it

lime totem
toxic hawk
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I sense a tarnished

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Where are they

lime totem
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foul tarnished

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in search of the elden ring

toxic hawk
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Im in search of malenia the goddess of rot

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Prithee have you seen her

bronze moat
onyx igloo
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i tried

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they just left

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next time im bringing a cast iron frying pan

bronze moat
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She is Elden Waifu

rain mango
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She cant see with that helmet

heavy ivy
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she dont need to see to kick your ass

burnt kite
lime totem
stone meadow
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who up

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practicing with their blade

rain mango
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😠

vague wren
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hi guys can anyone help in the game ? my hame wont start i deleted all the mods but still nothing only in alternate :(

neon bramble
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the city grows

lapis ember
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are there any public tlou servers

neon bramble
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logistics is less horribly fucked and I figured out how to use wagons, I can finally sleep

toxic hawk
rain mango
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mraaaayow

vague wren
rain mango
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hi

polar kernel
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im getting a fish sandwich

rain mango
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how get headcrab zombies in pz

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hlep

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nevermiiind

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found it

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meow

toxic hawk
burnt kite
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how the hell do i still bail in no bail mode

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ultimate skill issue

blissful cairn
neat moat
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make more vods so I can watch

rain mango
subtle shoal
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What duh fuck

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One of my bottom teeth feel more alligned with the other teeth than usual

onyx igloo
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boredom makes me want to rip each of my teeth out

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individually

quasi slate
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bro this frieren bug is crazy

stark ore
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Has anything changed in the composter mechanics? I've added rotten vegetables and fruit. I've set the processing speed to maximum in the settings, and nothing's happening. Do I need to add something now or something? in 42.12

ivory grail
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Shoots everyone with mind laser

neat moat
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gives sleepy a tummy ache

ivory grail
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you did it wrong

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I got chest pain the fuck did you do

modern cloud
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Hmm anyone here from Asia region?

blissful cairn
burnt kite
modern cloud
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Oh neat same here

blissful cairn
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i mean southeast

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exactly

stiff geyser
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Can't wait for horses in PZ

neat moat
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Oopsies

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Im so clumsy >.<

stiff geyser
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First thing I'm doing when they add horses is dress my character with sheriff clothes (including the sheriff duffel bag, full of guns) and ride into LV

ivory grail
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I'm gonna crush you gurt

rain mango
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crush his head like a watermelon between legs!!!

toxic hawk
rain mango
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@neat moat prepare to die

neat moat
rain mango
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i just remembered this insanely weird dream i had

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last night

neat moat
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what was it

quasi slate
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probably a crazy gacha pull

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i had a dream where i pulled a character i really wanted and when i got on the game i didnt have bro

onyx igloo
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my dreams were always hello neighbor houses

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extremely weird houses

tall glen
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well

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I took the end of the week off

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but they managed to deny me sunday

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these chickenfuckers

heavy ivy
tall glen
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so now I gotta go work

rain mango
onyx igloo
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would they choose sunday

tall glen
tall glen
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poor vortex

mossy beacon
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yes

tall glen
rain mango
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Might get arbys

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I love meat

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I think im mentally ill

mossy beacon
tall glen
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Arby's slogan

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"Well I guess Arby's is open"

mossy beacon
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arbys is bad

tall glen
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arby's was once decent

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currently bad

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they cant compete price wise, so they've been lowering quality, while still being more expensive

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I do miss their chicken cordon bleu sandwich

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also they had a secret meny item back in the day called the big montana

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1 pound of roast beef

neat moat
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if u want

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doors always open

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In the mean time Im grinding tankie 😼

quasi slate
rain mango
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Whats a tankie

neat moat
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tankie online is like a browser tank game

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played it as a kid

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game isnt thr best but I have fun

rain mango
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oh

tall glen
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ciao all

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off to find clean clothes or something close

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and go to work

quasi slate
tall glen
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ciao cakes

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enjoy the meats

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I am off to work

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cakemeat

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meatcake

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its like meatloaf

burnt kite
stone meadow
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meatbread

stone meadow
burnt kite
burnt kite
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windows movie maker is lowk fire

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i wish essentials suite was still a thing

lyric galleon
burnt kite
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didn't know he was chill like that

undone timber
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why fire spreading slow

neat moat
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omg

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its neco arc

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hi neco arc

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Just sit there fot a second nrco arc

undone timber
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i want to burn echo creek

undone timber
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pls add a mega knight hut

undone timber
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that movie that i hate

burnt kite
undone timber
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too many sweats with black hole

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its just a hole nothing is happeing there lol

burnt kite
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nothing ever happens

half kettle
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hes in spzce

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something happend

bronze moat
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In space, nothing ever happens

onyx igloo
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cumin is a very strong spice

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very smell good

burnt kite
onyx igloo
rain mango
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successfully traumatized the fish

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with the inner workings of my mind

onyx igloo
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who shall you traumatize next

neat moat
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I was gaming

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I am not traumatized

floral fiber
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Cake can't traumatise me i probably have worse dms

floral fiber
rain mango
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How do u have that

floral fiber
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I have alot screenshots

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Not church of forbidden texts for nothing

neat moat
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cake why do you want it raw

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that is the question

rain mango
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Why wouldnt i

onyx igloo
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shes talking about steak tartare

nimble rover
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does anyone know if there's a reason the devs made being cold give you a cold? that's not really how colds work so unless there's something i'm missing this is a really bizzare oversight

rain mango
floral fiber
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Like being around Cake

rain mango
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not true

polar kernel
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my fish sandwich was pretty good

neat moat
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Arby's is mid

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sorry

polar kernel
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never in my life have i sought out arbys

floral fiber
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Eat Arbys out of desperation

polar kernel
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there is no moment where another restaurant isnt open and arbys is

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there is no desperation

onyx igloo
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What if I make a taco with a burrito tortilla

floral fiber
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Spontaneous combustion

rain mango
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I WILL DESTROY U ALL

tiny pecan
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when multiplayer

neat moat
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when cake destroys us all

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I knew id die, but I never thought it would be from a femboy

rain mango
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wheres rthe femboy

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i want femboy

polar kernel
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oh... wow... okay

stone meadow
neat moat
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HAHAHAHA

nimble rover
# rain mango U can get sick from many things in zomboid

Sure, but it's specifically being cold or wet that causes you to get a cold in zomboid. As the wiki states, you get the "Has a cold" moodle because "the character has been exposed to cold weather, or stayed wet long enough to contract a cold."

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i'm aware regular sickness is from zombification or corpse sickness (and maybe other sources, but i digress) but i'm specifically talking about getting a cold which is a seperate moodle

sacred schooner
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love being at work

stone meadow
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on both of my jobs

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just not terribly hungover

sacred schooner
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impossible

stone meadow
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I love making shit, i love being an engtech

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i hate having to travel to work tho

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wish i could teleport

karmic swift
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eyyyyy BlockTube is workin' again, nice.

burnt kite
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@twin bear

rain mango
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Who is tarkov and why are they hunting people

stone meadow
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?

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i dont get it

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thats not what the game is called

rain mango
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Escape from tarkov

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:[

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Is that a serial killer

stone meadow
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i love watching you squirm

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i get it im just joking

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good one

stone meadow
rain mango
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Me wen tarkov hunts people

stone meadow
raw rock
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Hi frogger

stone meadow
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hey

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been a while

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whats new

raw rock
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Nm man wbu

onyx igloo
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godon feetman

neat moat
onyx igloo
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**W frog❤️‍🩹 **

stone meadow
raw rock
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If these next few dates go good

stone meadow
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wait

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how do your dates relate to it

burnt kite
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@pale berry anton chefir

candid patio
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WTF IS THIS???

candid patio
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WTF kind of magical apple tree produces 348 apples per month???

stone meadow
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a big one

onyx igloo
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thats 42 trees

candid patio
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no it says each tree

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this is why you are bad at word problems

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apple trees produce 1 crop of apples per year

raw rock
candid patio
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and a really big ass apple tree produces about 600 apples in a crop

rain mango
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Hoe many acres

onyx igloo
stone meadow
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wait

raw rock
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I am willing to abandon work for love twin

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I can absolutely find other work LMAO

stone meadow
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and what will you do if it doesnt work out

stone meadow
candid patio
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and i'd throw your apples at leon

onyx igloo
raw rock
candid patio
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i refuse to do word problems related to whimsical trees with monthly crop production

onyx igloo
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i am whimsical and full of joy

stone meadow
candid patio
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he'd probably wait for them to ferment so he could eat them and also get drunk

stone meadow
raw rock
candid patio
burnt kite
# onyx igloo

oh my God johnkler, I got my new teeth!.. Why are you so quiet johnkler? johnkler??????/

raw rock
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Im pretty sure ive said that lmao

candid patio
onyx igloo
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the whimsy and joy of life

burnt kite
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okay gn chat i need to job again tommorow

stone meadow
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idk why i felt like you were

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what is your work now then

candid patio
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i feel like i recently told them not to join the military

raw rock
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Bread Factory LMAO

onyx igloo
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is that why your pfp is a cat

stone meadow
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actually first when you joined i didnt believe you were ever in the military

onyx igloo
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kneading bread

raw rock
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Lmaoo

burnt kite
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werent you dropping some questionable takes

stone meadow
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ye he was

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but tbh

onyx igloo
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bladezstorm should i make shitty alcohol in a plastic bucket

candid patio
burnt kite
onyx igloo
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i see nothing but profit from the idea

candid patio
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although you probably make shitty bread that makes people sick

stone meadow
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the more i learned about him the more it made sense

onyx igloo
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tf2 teleportation bread

candid patio
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i bet your bread factory uses the chorleywood process

stone meadow
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but its crazy to learn he aint even military this whole time

onyx igloo
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@raw rock have you done nothing but teleport bread for the last 3 days

stone meadow
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actively i mean

onyx igloo
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please say yes

raw rock
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Lmao I have familial obligations rn

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I will probably go back in once my sister takes over her turn

stone meadow
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back to bread?

raw rock
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No, the military

burnt kite
stone meadow
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ok

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back to the bread military

candid patio
onyx igloo
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why are you avoiding my question bladezstorm

candid patio
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with your chorleywood ass industrial bread

stone meadow
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what😭😭

onyx igloo
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have you teleported bread for the past 3 days

raw rock
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We all take turns every 5 years taking care of our Familial Home, and elderly

stone meadow
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teleporting bread for 5 years

raw rock
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It just was bad luck mine happened right after I started my career lmao

stone meadow
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how old are you bladez

raw rock
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23

candid patio
raw rock
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But rural American

stone meadow
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Tbh

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if i still lived in kyrgystan

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id be in the same position

polar kernel
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you cant

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not a real country

raw rock
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Lmao

stone meadow
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Ok bald twink

polar kernel
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fake and made up

raw rock
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The reason im here actually sad

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Lmao

stone meadow
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how about you shine your bald twink head somewhere else

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i cant see anything from the glare

onyx igloo
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do you need my car polishing agent @polar kernel

raw rock
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I was about to reenlist when my 2 cousins got killed by a drunk driver

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Like, 2 weeks before I reenlisted

onyx igloo
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i hate drunk drivers

raw rock
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So we had to scramble my other cousin back stateside from Indonesia till I got out

stone meadow
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Sorry if this is insensitive, but why does that stop you from reenlisting

raw rock
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Well, legally? Nothing

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Its a big thing in my family

stone meadow
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You just need someone to take care of the FH?

raw rock
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And elderly yea

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Thats the big one, the home would probably be fine for years without anyone

stone meadow
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Yeah thats very close to how my home country does it

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Do you get the house at least?

raw rock
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When my father passes yes

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It goes down to the oldest son

stone meadow
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you are american right?

raw rock
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Oldest in the generation I should say

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Yea

stone meadow
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didnt realise you guys had the same thing

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is this common?

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cause in kyrgyzstan we have the same thing

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eldest son inherits the house by default, but also has to take care of the elders

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My uncle is going through that now

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It doesnt apply to me cause my family moved to the uk and we dont even own a property lmao

raw rock
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Well we are from Europe

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A wide pattern of Europe

raw rock
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But

burnt kite
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41 but i got 41 gold

stone meadow
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i accepted that im renting for the rest of my life :)

dusk gorge
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My friends and I are making a zomboid server for ourselves but we are struggling to put together a good list of mods that all work together and we aren’t sure which zomboid version is the best to use (not b42) anyone know any good b41 MP workshop collections to download?

stone meadow
dusk gorge
stone meadow
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none

dusk gorge
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Or is it just opt out of all - okey

stone meadow
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yep

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as for collections

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dont

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no collection is good

dusk gorge
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We just have our own little list

stone meadow
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they become outdated the first week theyre made

stone meadow
dusk gorge
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We have 200… is that bad?

stone meadow
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also, make sure to read the descriptions carefully

dusk gorge
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Mostly QOL

sacred schooner
dusk gorge
stone meadow
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ok

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start agaun

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remove everything

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it wont launch anyway

dusk gorge
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No no it launches

stone meadow
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oh it does?

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then dont touch it

dusk gorge
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Yea? Haha

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Okey

stone meadow
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somehow it managed to launch

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usually even one mismatch crashes the server

dusk gorge
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Some of us can’t join, sometimes the console on the host gets errors

stone meadow
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ok well

dusk gorge
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And something about ports being wrong

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I jsut feel like we’re stupid and there’s a better way to do it all, I guess not

stone meadow
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the server side stuff I cannot help with

dusk gorge
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Minus the “we are stupid” part

stone meadow
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Did you launch it from the Host button?

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or is this a dedicated server?

dusk gorge
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Pine hosting they’re a server provider

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Fully configurable hosting

stone meadow
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ok, i cant help then sorry

stone meadow
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never hosted a server

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a dedicated one i mean

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i would check the modlist tho

abstract moth
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guys are mason trowels hard to find in 42??

dusk gorge
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One of us tried to dance and it crashed the server

rain mango
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So its renewable

onyx igloo
dusk gorge
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Yea the server wouldn’t let us buss it

rain mango
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Buss lol

onyx igloo
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school bus

burnt kite
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im bouta buss

neat moat
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strokin it

neat moat
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do you disapprove?

neat moat
thin wedge
onyx igloo
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Who says you can’t rally a Ford V8? Watch as this roaring big block beast takes on the narrow gravel roads of Sweden! With its powerful engine and bold presence, this rally car is not your typical competitor. Experience the thrill of American muscle in a rally setting and get ready for some insane driving action that will leave you breathless!...

▶ Play video
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i never thought i'd see this cars rally

burnt kite
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im seeing shit now

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why didn't i just force myself to sleep

onyx igloo
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do you need the cast iron frying pan

sacred schooner
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bonk

twin bear
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white nectar of the gods

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Pure milkmaxxing

cedar bolt
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I hate insomnia

onyx igloo
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kill insomnia

cedar bolt
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I would

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My brain feels like needles go through it

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I can't sleep

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Out of meds

thin wedge
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like thay one meme

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you need more fluoride and wifi

cedar bolt
onyx igloo
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you know how medieval people thought they needed to balance their biles or something

cedar bolt
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I meant like sewing needles

onyx igloo
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you forgot to balance your fluoride wifi and ritalin

cedar bolt
burnt kite
cedar bolt
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I feel you

icy vigil
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Why

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What does his skin feel like

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Can it be woven into furniture

cedar bolt
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It's like something Is constantly moving and you can barely see it

icy vigil
cedar bolt
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Sometimes I see someone looking at me from my doorframe
But when I look it's gone

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Very annoying

icy vigil
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Ah sorry about that

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That was me

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I wanted some ice

cedar bolt
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I will catch you Mistershark10

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You will be part of the peeler

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Cannibalism

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(that's a kenshi reference please laugh)

sacred schooner
cedar bolt
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I am already in my home country

sacred schooner
cedar bolt
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You can do me nothing

onyx igloo
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hehe kenshi

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kenshi is funny

burnt kite
cedar bolt
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Yes

icy vigil
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Hey thats me

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Im kenshi fan

cedar bolt
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Good

onyx igloo
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i dont have kenshi but the videos are funny

burnt kite
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laugh

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lest joshua gets here

icy vigil
#

Yeah man you dont want joshua to get here

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Fuck that dude

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Hate him

cedar bolt
#

You should laugh at my joke Joshua simoncursed3

sacred schooner
cedar bolt
#

In Germany we have a saying
It's "aus spaß wird ernst" we want to keep it at spaß Joshua

sacred schooner
#

what do you mean it's not the same thing?

cedar bolt
somber rover
#

guys i need helpplease i changed my mutliplayers world name by accident can i get it back

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and i lost everything

cedar bolt
somber rover
#

so much progress

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...

cedar bolt
#

Do you have a backup?

burnt kite
cedar bolt
#

Skate 4 is free

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But skate 3 has more steez

somber rover
cedar bolt
#

Then do that I guess

somber rover
#

shut up

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inka

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ur loss

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idk why u even replied

burnt kite
cedar bolt
#

It's the ğənɛʁäl_čhɑť

burnt kite
cedar bolt
burnt kite
#

everyone is at the church, you get to do the challenges at least

cedar bolt
burnt kite
#

im sorry for your loss

cedar bolt
cedar bolt
#

It's pretty fun though

burnt kite
#

i honestly havent bothered with skate 4 much

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it takes 40 minutes to boot or something like that

cedar bolt
#

What?

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No?

burnt kite
#

for me

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thats why i am not bothering with it much

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tupid

cedar bolt
#

Maybe there is a fix for that

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Or it's just another early access issue

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There are a lot of those

burnt kite
#

probably

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either way

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skate 2

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is uber goated

cedar bolt
somber rover
#

I GOT IT BACK

#

IM SO CLUTCH

cedar bolt
#

Did you do the thing it said?

cedar bolt
burnt kite
stone meadow
#

hacked? spam? ban?

somber rover
burnt kite
stone meadow
#

it would be hard to un-execute someone

cedar bolt
#

(obviously joking)

stone meadow
#

Oh you were? I wasnt

cedar bolt
stone meadow
#

see you in a year, when you can reappeal

twin bear
cedar bolt
twin bear
burnt kite
cedar bolt
stone meadow
cedar bolt
#

I didn't even do anything
Just tried to grab

burnt kite
cedar bolt
#

And then.. death

twin bear
#

I just realized I reached a new rank lmao

twin bear
#

Officially a no life now

stone meadow
twin bear
#

Pee

burnt kite
burnt kite
#

looks epic

twin bear
#

making a security camera series

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has an ambient guard button

#

super handy

stone meadow
#

What is an ambient guard

twin bear
#

ones that arent manually placed

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if that makes sense

stone meadow
#

ye

twin bear
#

they wont stop yapping tho

stone meadow
#

i played gmod before you were a thought

twin bear
#

ine thing that sucks

candid patio
#

i am such an expert level procrastinator. I put off a weeks worth of calculus homework until the day it is due. And then on that day, I somehow manage to goof off the precise amount that leaves me with enough time to finish my homework within a few minutes of the deadline.

stone meadow
#

jk im not that much of an unc

stone meadow
#

"getting"?

burnt kite
twin bear
#

shit even mc is almost old enough to own a house

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might even be old enough

candid patio
stone meadow
#

aint none of us owning a house

candid patio
#

i want your attention everything!

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hockety pockety wockety whack

burnt kite
#

space station 13 is old enough

burnt kite
#

but not right here and now

#

its 2 am fuuuuuuuuuuuck

stone meadow
#

yeay

candid patio
#

yall aint know shit about the sword in the stone and that's just sad

stone meadow
#

yeah

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2:25 am

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gotta be up in 4

burnt kite
#

might have to pull a harakiri

burnt kite
#

at least im tired enough to stop tweaking out

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gn chat

candid patio
burnt kite
#

stays

stone meadow
#

My internal clock is all out of whack after all the travelling

burnt kite
twin bear
#

jet lag is real

burnt kite
#

i had such good sleep throughout the week too

twin bear
#

my question is why are the jets lagging

burnt kite
#

might not make it alive

stone meadow
#

wifi 5.0

candid patio
#

"i'm gonna do my next calc assignment without watching the lecture"
problem 1:

#

what in the arcane sigil is this shit?

stone meadow
#

talking about internet speed, im somehow at the point where my ssd is slower than my dl speed

candid patio
#

guess i'm watching the lecture 🙁

stone meadow
candid patio
#

do not speak the dark magic to me, witch

stone meadow
#

I did a level maths

burnt kite
#

i could never calculus

stone meadow
#

dont remember shit

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cause i failed a levels

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kinda set myself up for failure doing physics maths and chem tbh

onyx igloo
sacred schooner
stone meadow
#

But yeah doing actual engineering through an apprenticeship was so much better

onyx igloo
#

honestly i dont even hate math i just fucking hate exams

candid patio
#

i like math...

burnt kite
onyx igloo
#

exams are the only thing that bother me about school

stone meadow
#

I like maths and physics, I just hate applying it pure theoritcally

icy vigil
#

God bless mushrooms

sacred schooner
onyx igloo
#

being timed stresses me out and makes me mess up

icy vigil
#

Mushrooms will inherit this earth

burnt kite
#

shroomies

stone meadow
onyx igloo
stone meadow
#

so i thought A levels would be the same

#

yeah, no

burnt kite
#

i may be a man of things, but i am not a man of the mathematics

#

my brain simply shrivels up and dies in fear

burnt kite
#

correct

stone meadow
#

Recommend apprenticeship if youre looking into technical work

onyx igloo
#

my math skills are good i think?
i mostly get 80% in my classes

stone meadow
#

I finished my qualification this year, got hired on p much straightaway

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As long as you got the knack, the brain to solve problems, to know how to look something up and learn from it, you will do well

#

Im not built for academic shit and I know that now having wasted time with a levels

onyx igloo
#

i just hate doing math in school

stone meadow
#

Now im working on very important engineering shit

twin bear
#

Bring sick reminds me how good i feel when I'm not

onyx igloo
#

feels so damn pointless with some of the math classes

stone meadow
#

People like me are the ones constructing your planes, computers, cars

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which is kinda scary actually

icy vigil
#

Thank you frogski

stone meadow
#

Dont worry

icy vigil
#

When will you construct my plane

twin bear
stone meadow
#

not my fault if you blow up

burnt kite
twin bear
#

Washing machine money

stone meadow
#

so there will soon be a plane that I worked on partially

#

look out for the next plane falling out the sky

icy vigil
onyx igloo
#

is it gonna be a boeing?

stone meadow
#

or my company needs to secure a contract

twin bear
#

It'd be so cool to be allowed into an arms convention

stone meadow
onyx igloo
#

ah

burnt kite
#

i might have to become a stanky sysadmin unless there will be a serious epidemic outbreak in foreseeable future

onyx igloo
#

who put a bus in the air

stone meadow
onyx igloo
#

this isnt fortnite

stone meadow
#

but I cant work on em in the uk

twin bear
#

Gun smithing is smth I've always wanted to do but

burnt kite
#

nobody is gonna know

twin bear
#

It's extremely expensive and not 100%

#

Which sucks

stone meadow
#

Being in the uk there are almost no opportunities for me

#

And if i wanna work weapons on a corpo scale i need to have navy experience

stone meadow
#

And I aint going into royal marines just so I can work on weapons

burnt kite
#

you will come out a changed man

stone meadow
#

They barely pay more than I already earn

stone meadow
twin bear
#

Military is a get away ticket from family other than that i don't see why someone would wanna join for the money or insurance

stone meadow
#

They wonder why their enlistment rates are so low

#

its hard to get into

polar kernel
#

i wanted to leave so bad

stone meadow
#

They have so many health requirements

twin bear
#

That's why i wanted to get in

#

Just to get out of my life

#

Lol

burnt kite
#

sometimes i wish i didn't have to do anything, i wish i could just give it all up and fade into obscurity

#

and yet it is too late

polar kernel
#

i cant wait to be out man

burnt kite
#

i couldn't, i wouldn't want to

stone meadow
polar kernel
#

i just got a bunch of fucking new dudes in the unit and theyre all born in like 2006 and it makes me feel so old

twin bear
#

They're younger than me

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Dam

stone meadow
#

anyone born past 2004 is not real

#

a conspiracy

polar kernel
#

im so chopped and unc 💔

stone meadow
#

you are

polar kernel
#

they all talk to me seriously cause they dont know me and it lowkey pisses me off

#

mfs be like "big sarnt can i use the potty"

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no piss yourself NOW ⚡️⚡️⚡️

stone meadow
#

Thats still crazy to me

#

that you are in charge of real life people

burnt kite
#

lowtiergod had the biggest falloff fathomable

twin bear
#

Who was that again?

stone meadow
#

he lost to some nerd in a smash tourney

twin bear
#

Oh THAT guy

stone meadow
#

I love how some of these guys cultivate a toxic fanbase

#

and then are surprised when their toxic fanbase turns on them

twin bear
#

80% of kids yters

#

So real

stone meadow
#

its not even about being kids

#

Marking pliers has a large kids fanbase

twin bear
#

"What do you mean 400k 12 yr olds won't act civil with internet access"

stone meadow
#

but he makes sure to not let toxic shit fly

twin bear
#

He did it right

stone meadow
#

so his fanbase is nice as a result

#

Thats how we do it here too

#

Any toxicity, you are out of here

twin bear
#

Bro still thinks bbnos is a crypto scam or wtv

stone meadow
#

as a result, we dont have a toxic enviroment

polar kernel
twin bear
#

Feels weird growing up with a channel

polar kernel
#

these people actually come to me for advice and guidance its honestly frightening

karmic jetty
twin bear
#

Kids watch completely different shit now 😭

karmic jetty
#

guten tag chat

stone meadow
karmic jetty
#

wha

#

are u still in berlin

burnt kite
stone meadow
#

yeah get outta here

burnt kite
#

dweeb

stone meadow
karmic jetty
#

shame

#

wheres my berlin souvenir

stone meadow
#

im never flying out of berlin ever again

karmic jetty
#

what is berlin even known for

twin bear
#

Being in germany

karmic jetty
#

!!

#

deutschland

stone meadow
stone meadow
karmic jetty
#

shouldve gotten first class

stone meadow
#

On the same plane

#

how would that help

#

are you stupid

#

dumb

#

matter of fact

#

dont even speak for a year

toxic relic
#

berlin is where you go to experience opposites at once

candid patio
toxic relic
#

you stand at both the zenith and nadir of humanity

stone meadow
#

berlin is where you go to stress yourself out

toxic relic
#

real

#

did you get to drink after though

karmic jetty
#

berlin more liek ballin kittyroll

stone meadow
#

I have like 4 things to claim from easyjet

stone meadow
toxic relic
stone meadow
#

unlike when i was in berlin i got it on time

icy salmon
#

Why do they put on such strong bandages after drawing blood unhappy

sacred schooner
rain mango
#

ssddfg cat

toxic relic
icy salmon
toxic relic
#

or tbilisi

karmic jetty
#

peel off ur skin

rain mango
#

there are bugs under your skin

toxic relic
#

eat good food, drink good wine

#

look at old ass shit

rain mango
#

there are bugs under your skin

#

dig them out

stone meadow
toxic relic
#

lololol

rain mango
#

dude why is my skin so soft

toxic relic
#

theyre not that close bro

rain mango
#

i get that i dont do manual labor but jesus

toxic relic
#

georgia is still on the other side of the caucasus

#

georgie

rain mango
#

its so SOFR

#

WHY

icy salmon
karmic jetty
#

okai buddy no advertising

toxic relic
rain mango
#

this is gonna get me killed

karmic jetty
#

only i can charge chat for every dm

rain mango
#

im gonna accidentally scrape my neck against a thorn

#

and then die

burnt kite
#

i cant sleep

rain mango
#

because im thin skinned

amber vessel
icy salmon
#

You have to wear medieval armor to avoid getting scratched.

rain mango
#

NYOO

toxic relic
karmic jetty
#

u should let it crust for natural armour

candid patio
#

mannnn of course there's gonna be fuckin logarithms in this shit

rain mango
toxic relic
karmic jetty
toxic relic
#

i dont believe in wiping

#

i fuck with log

karmic jetty
#

somehow thats the only math thingie that i clearly struggle with

#

bcs i didnt learn

amber vessel
#

I hate math

toxic relic
#

its just an inverse exponent bro

burnt kite
#

oh btw happy penicillin day

toxic relic
#

i fuck with it hard ngl

amber vessel
#

I like reading and writing and history and math sucks