#general_chat
karmic jetty
carmine monolith
real
karmic jetty
everyday i inch closer to losing it 
quasi slate
hop on walking dead watchalong
south spindle
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hardy muralBOT
icy vigil
pain 🥰
onyx igloo
saw this in another server
karmic jetty
how do i unlearn this https://youtube.com/shorts/SbSaoU0dIWs?si=zKMamvmIJrB0DoHE
frail shadow
i care ! i care !
I don’t know i thought it was pretty cool
why do you wanna unlearn that
because they’re not aligned ?
toxic hawk
You trigger my cute aggression. In a couple of years I'll start getting paid a liveable wage. I WILL come to the uk
And I WILL find you
neat moat
enemies to lovers
rain mango
enemies to lovers
You're going to Iraq
burnt kite
https://tenor.com/view/disco-elysem-gif-13703799446742122558
перечпокнуться
rain mango
28 inches later
surreal mirage
What 
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-gif-26506627
I will admit for a single young adult in his 20s 2k a year is good money
toxic hawk
What <:panic:721361533623599174>
Echo. Backshots day destroyed me
surreal mirage
Backshots are always hard
lyric galleon
once you put it in they never let you pull out
livid notch
If I were competent enough I would have went gun engineering to get similar monthly pay in future
polar kernel
theres a cool snail on my garage
quasi slate
I will admit for a single young adult in his 20s 2k a year is good money
what kind of job even gives 2k a year
if cleaning up hallways is 1k a mo
sturdy lily
anyone here play dying light the beast
burnt kite
this brownie ice cream is busting
toxic hawk
what kind of job even gives 2k a year
A first year intern
burnt kite
anyone here play dying light the beast
im about to unleash THE BEAST
i am unleashing it, oh i am unleashing it so good
sturdy lily
im about to unleash THE BEAST
im unleashing it
toxic hawk
what kind of job even gives 2k a year
Oh 3k a year would be a 4th year med student
quasi slate
thats so god awfully bad
toxic hawk
Indeed it is
quasi slate
looking for vfx for Ruele while waiting for the daft punk event
burnt kite
bought the 2.19 pizza, the pepperoni tastes human
tranquil rune
I just stewed a pot of soup
Then I checked if anyone had replied to me on Discord, and accidentally knocked over the soy sauce bottle
Immediately after, the onions were burnt and the other vegetables were not yet cooked. After I finished eating them, I immediately had a stomachache
The consequences of cooking level 0
rain mango
ramirez secure the burger town
vital marten
My 4 sisters are so bad at keeping up after themselves the house looks like a pig sty every 2 days
Tired of picking up clothes off the floor so I threw them all away 
vital marten
Yet another obelisk?
rain mango
I'll obliterate you.
subtle shoal
ramirez secure the burger town
battle for burger king, 2028
tranquil rune
May I ask, has anyone ever seen a monastery?
rain mango
I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS.
tranquil rune
I want to build a monastery in my PZ map, but I don't know what a monastery should look like
quasi slate
Yet another obelisk?
new event
tranquil rune
I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS.
some kind of religious school
tranquil rune
It's funny that I can't find any valid information about such buildings on the internet
vital marten
May I ask, has anyone ever seen a monastery?
There is something of what I’d call a monastery in town, no idea if that’s what it is
Has ceramic roofs, gated off by 8ft stone walls, never seen anyone go in or come out
tranquil rune
There is something of what I’d call a monastery in town, no idea if that’s what ...
It would be best if there were effective information about those buildings
For example photos and the like
🤔
vital marten
Have you played kingdom come deliverance the first game?
tranquil rune
yes i played
vital marten
There’s a monastery in there game is noted for its historical accuracy with the game’s world
tranquil rune
But I haven't played for long and haven't seen a monastery yet
oh, Maybe I should go take a look
😊 👍
vital marten
I tried to find a video online of it but couldn’t 😆
tranquil rune
me too
chrome jetty
Same, but like level 25+ ive been dying alot alot more
tranquil rune
Even the pictures cannot be found
icy vigil
Happy wednesday
rain mango
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
onyx igloo
how the hell do people convince their friends to buy games
quasi slate
You dont
Ive already had beef for making them buy games and then never playing em again after our first session lol
rain mango
U monster lol
quasi slate
onyx igloo
Ive already had beef for making them buy games and then never playing em again a...
but i play them multiple times
quasi slate
Your other option is buying the games for the whole group
I want to play a few but they know i will drop them after first sesh
quasi slate
rain mango
<@&671452400221159444>
burnt kite
<@&671452400221159444>
what was it
quasi slate
thats a cool painting
quasi slate
pale berry
chat.
tranquil rune
I tried to find a video online of it but couldn’t 😆
Hey buddy, thank you for the reminder. I now have a clue and can start building
Although I really want to upload that picture, I can't seem to find the upload button here
vivid valve
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prime thornBOT
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vivid valve
awww
green hemlock
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hardy muralBOT
quasi slate
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neat moat
Can I get a double cheeseburger with g2a sauce?
prime thornBOT
Can I get a double cheeseburger with g2a sauce?
If possible, please avoid grey market sellers like that one.
Instead, use a site like https://isthereanydeal.com to find the best price, since it only lists authorized sellers.
It's obviously entirely up to you where you buy the game from, but none of the money you pay for PZ on unauthorized sellers and grey market sites goes to the people making the game.
If that's basically what you said, I'm sorry, I'm just a bot that can't see context, beep boop.
rain mango
youtubers trying not to make a ball joke every 5 minutes
quasi slate
nice salad
rain mango
Can I get a double cheeseburger with g2a sauce?
CAN I GET A BURGER WITH NO CHEESE
AHEM
im at a drive through at burger king
can i get a wopper jr and side of onion rings
😭
that song instantly transmitted into my being
neat moat
CAN I GET A BURGER WITH NO CHEESE
hardy muralBOT
floral fiber
hardy muralBOT
burnt kite
https://tenor.com/view/zoner-mitch-ray-cat-gangster-gangster-cat-gif-16912949345...
gang shit
hardy muralBOT
subtle shoal
when does one get the machete rank
hardy muralBOT
rain mango
when does one get the machete rank
9090909 years
neat moat
cake how are you?
onyx igloo
my eyelids are geeking out
rain mango
theyve been twitching for hours
did ur stuff get laced
neat moat
cake doesnt wanna respond 😔
last spoke
its level 15 i thought
🟣1, 5, 10, 18, 25
rain mango
🟣1, 5, 10, 18, 25
o 18
onyx igloo
(WHATS A CHEEZIT)
CHEESE CRACKER
rain mango
neat moat
18
onyx igloo
Thisaburgertank?
rain mango
Cause i got burger finger
neat moat
get it as a custom
rain mango
get it as a custom
Where i pay
neat moat
is that the Minecraft guy
rain mango
is that the Minecraft guy
Yea
neat moat
Where i pay
meet me at the back ally
neat moat
Im a pretty big deal around here 😼
neat moat
Its actually evil fish to you
clever hawk
evil chat
fair yacht
hi Jaime
bronze moat
rain mango
Weird person
quasi slate
rain mango
Softer Worse Slower Poopier
hardy muralBOT
hardy muralBOT
uncut epoch
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/view/zzz-orpheus-zzz-orphie-zenless-zone-zero-obol-squad-zzz-o...
She got them garter straps
fair yacht
Hello red haired woman
Fren
wet robin
Hey guys, how do I make mods? I’m thinking about learning how to mod, make some animations as a proof of concept
last spoke
Hey guys, how do I make mods? I’m thinking about learning how to mod, make some ...
#mod_development is gonna have the sorta resources you're looking for
wet robin
<#232196827577974784> is gonna have the sorta resources you're looking for
Thank you friend
bronze moat
She got them garter straps
Her tail talks too!
neat moat
happy Saturday?
fair yacht
happy indeed
rain mango
Linkin park
bronze moat
Hey guys, how do I make mods? I’m thinking about learning how to mod, make some ...
Start here:
1- Blender. It’s free. It’s how you make textures and animations. Download it and learn how to use it.
2- Lua. Lua is “similar” to Javascript and is the programming language for PZ. It is also free.
So learn Blender. Learn lua.
BOTH of which you can “learn by doing”. Like a paint program you just start messing with it and you learn.
Youtube also has tutorials
floral fiber
She got them garter straps
cerulean pine
anyone wanna play
wet robin
Start here:
1- Blender. It’s free. It’s how you make textures and animations....
Thank you friend. I shall get both and try to learn
fair yacht
twin bear
Same, but like level 25+ ive been dying alot alot more
I think the ai levels with u
I'm not sure tho
onyx igloo
Why do these popeyes red beans and rice taste like green beans
Loaded the wrong flavor smh
proper lake
why tf did i just find jason voorhees
burnt kite
Why do these popeyes red beans and rice taste like green beans
day ruined
stone meadow
thought I heard something in the kitchen
come out and hear some demonic voice coming from there
turns out for some reason the laptop has both turned itself on and decided to play some football match recording but with distorted audio?
im not joking
stone meadow
eat
toxic relic
whats that donut cushion
stone meadow
might have one now tbh
toxic relic
poopensthool
stone meadow
for butt
toxic relic
do you poop through the hole
stone meadow
can you not scrutinize every millisecond of my video
toxic relic
quiet siren
How the FUCK did this work 😭
crystal sierra
How the FUCK did this work 😭
Because that's literally how war worked back in those days?
crystal sierra
Yeah, I know, but the muskets actually are single-shot and take a bit to reload.
quiet siren
Just funny how I was able to just charge the entire enemy team and win
neat moat
He got shot, he'd probably fall. And they would pull their sword out much quicker than they did. thr reason he was alive still is due to hit reg
crystal sierra
You weren't shooting at them, so they didn't really register you as an immediate threat, too.
And that first guy you just sneak-attacked.
quiet siren
Yeah, first guy couldn't really have done much
neat moat
Tigers are therefore cowardly
toxic relic
sharks and big cats dont want to attack where you can stare at them
neat moat
I know I was making a joke
toxic relic
im aware
neat moat
Stink hates a fish having fun
toxic relic
what i said wasnt a reply to you
quiet siren
Also tried line combat/a bayonet charge
I hope I can find a server that's more organized/populated so we can have big battles like this, it'd be insane
toxic relic
the lion doesn't take victims
lion too busy sleping after eating an old zebra
quiet siren
I remember there being a civil war themed mod too with different muskets and shotguns/revolvers, that was pretty fun
A battle of Antietam map
toxic relic
which civil war
neat moat
the English civil war
twin bear
This water is spicy holy moly
twin bear
thin wedge
This water is spicy holy moly
why you eating copper wires
twin bear
Gacked on that whoop chicken
floral fiber
why you eating copper wires
why aren't you
toxic relic
realised that the tunnel of claudius is just a failed qanat
rome really did just take ideas from other people and put their name on it lmao
shouldve just asked the nabataeans
bronze moat
When you live in a Dystopia but you NEED a good Shawarma.
bronze moat
rome really did just take ideas from other people and put their name on it lmao
Well yeah. Every Empire does that
bronze moat
shouldve gotten a primer on gravity before they made the exit too high
As a “historian” of all things Greek/Rome I love pointing out how we tend to look at Rome as being innovators and brilliant.
They were not. Some really REALLY dum stuff was made. They just made 20 million things and if something worked well, they took credit and skipped over the idiotic stuff.
I got a list of some of the pure dum stuff they tried. And it’s just…. Silly
toxic relic
that sounds more accurate to reality haha
bronze moat
Rome had the approach of “do everything and try every option”. Then whatever works, we scrap the rest.
Shotgun effect
bronze moat
that sounds more accurate to reality haha
I was going to be a professor of mythology/history for Greek and Roman studies.
But my life track went elsewhere
toxic relic
fair mate
bronze moat
I love the mythological stuff most tho.
I joke that while I honor some of the Gods, I know damn well that someone like Artemis would kill me on sight
And I still respect and honor Artemis. I just know she’s send a silver arrow right into my heart
Artemis is a Gooner killer 😂
toxic relic
im not really interested in mythology
bronze moat
im not really interested in mythology
What about bebe spiffos?
toxic relic
👍
rain mango
What about bebe spiffos?
Spawns of satan
young kelp
I can't even get mad, this is just hilarious 
toxic relic
you know who else is a spawn of satan
toxic relic
I can't even get mad, this is just hilarious <:BeoWHEEZE:780486393855475752>
average noita death
rain mango
you know who else is a spawn of satan
Whom
toxic relic
your mom
dry stirrup
Anyone here an electrician?
I'm getting a new light fixture and stumbled upon an absolutely diabolical adapter which I'm not sure has any actual use
toxic relic
lemme see bro
last spoke
So you can turn on your microwave ONLY when the light is on
dry stirrup
On paper sockets can handle quite a lot of power as they were meant for incandescent bulbs
But... not all lights are grounded
tall glen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isgdukk2KLE
dude, I could make this content
onyx igloo
eat lightbulb
dry stirrup
The only thing I can find is that if you want to hang more lights up but don't want to install a fixture
dry stirrup
Problem is that you'll still be hanging the cable up...
limpid phoenix
Drew gooden
dry stirrup
Fuck you
dry stirrup
There was also an even worse connection
I'm generally stuck on this one, what is the purpose
????
dry stirrup
Usb 2, so you cant even get good power from it
toxic relic
dry stirrup
The original plan was to try to find a light bulb socket that can run off of a usb connection
tall glen
hey just ate some tempura shrimp, fries, and a massive ass espresso
dry stirrup
A smart bulb is 5W, that's perfectly reasonable for a usb cable to run now
dry stirrup
Wanted to plug in a smart bulb for my room, the idea being that if I can run if through a lower bank to act as a backup light
mossy beacon
What is this for
lamp maybe
dry stirrup
Powerbank on constant charge, bulb through it to use normally, if power goes out I can use that for couple hours
toxic relic
is that an issue where you live
dry stirrup
Not really, installing that seems easier than putting in a new fixture or getting a standard plug socket to bulb fitting hung up
thin wedge
hey just ate some tempura shrimp, fries, and a massive ass espresso
bruh gonna have a terrible shit
toxic relic
Not really, installing that seems easier than putting in a new fixture or gettin...
convenience
fair enough dude
dry stirrup
I already have a few spare power banks and cables, all I needed was the socket and bulb
tall glen
convenience
yesterdays meal was a LOT of cheese
sturdy lily
who would win in a fight 1 billion lions or god
dry stirrup
I did see a few AliExpress specials of usb powered "smart" bulbs....
But they were... bad
toxic relic
aliexpress
dry stirrup
Mhmm
tall glen
God is actually one billion lions
burnt kite
who would win in a fight 1 billion lions or god
while an omnipotent universal entity may be strong, one billion lions will
mossy beacon
is louisvile a good place to spawn
toxic relic
i only use aliexpress for hobby project parts that arent important
tall glen
vortex
toxic relic
who would win in a fight 1 billion lions or god
which god
dry stirrup
I was going to expand on the idea to try to get some USB power desk fan but again, too much effort and fire risk
tall glen
yes I suggest spawning in the University quad
tall glen
Vishnu
dry stirrup
christian god
Which one
dry stirrup
Thats like saying the American burger
tall glen
I am the holy ghost
toxic relic
I was going to expand on the idea to try to get some USB power desk fan but agai...
fire risk sounds like a fire rewards in this experiment
is god jesus?
toxic relic
oh what
tall glen
nah we killed jesus
toxic relic
who's jesus
sturdy lily
jesus is like gods son or wtv
dry stirrup
Actual brands make good quality USB hubs with toggle buttons, so not too far fetched
tall glen
Jesus Ramirez, I work with that dude
toxic relic
who's god then
dry stirrup
3 or 4 of these in the corner of my ceiling? Yeah, that'll work on paper
tall glen
usb toggles are good or shit, there's no in between
dry stirrup
usb toggles are good or shit, there's no in between
toxic relic
no window?
tall glen
now a convection oven
burnt kite
isnt there just one God, that comprises the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit?
toxic relic
bro i have no fucking idea
toxic relic
im not well versed in the mythology
dry stirrup
They are only like 15cm fans
toxic relic
As in 4 corners of my room where the wall meets the ceiling?
why do you need this
why not just get one big fan
sturdy lily
who wins in a fight a trilion lions or the sun
toxic relic
the sun
dry stirrup
why not just get one big fan
I realised that
Though fitting it would be an issue as I have a rare building material for my country
toxic relic
would several small fans even work
toxic relic
standing fan?
dry stirrup
would several small fans even work
Yeah 20cm x4 isnt too shabby
But considering it's usb... seems too much effort
I mean wall mounted
toxic relic
why not get a standing fan
dry stirrup
The room is like 14 square meters
burnt kite
dry stirrup
Not impossible, just would rather not take up space
toxic relic
understandable
dry stirrup
Yeah, gonna get a wall mount
The light bulb idea was much more feasible
It's just a shame that no one has made an adapter yet or made one that isn't a fire Hazard
5-10W smart bulb is not difficult for standard usb to power
mossy beacon
i found coca seeds
young kelp
eat it
thin wedge
his name is baut tunut
burnt kite
genuinely why are there gunshots going off in the back
tall glen
my name is Royal Tenenbaum
thin wedge
genuinely why are there gunshots going off in the back
he was shot
(the blood was changed to white to censor it)
burnt kite
(the blood was changed to white to censor it)
tall glen
Holy and Moopy, are practically the same person to me
thin wedge
https://tenor.com/view/licking-invincible-conquest-censored-blood-gif-1245908797...
he loves yogurt
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/licking-invincible-conquest-censored-blood-gif-1245908797...
bro what
thin wedge
he loves yogurt
toxic relic
is that real
toxic relic
onyx igloo
we love motor oil
sturdy lily
why do i lowkey hate myself
burnt kite
people tend to do that
onyx igloo
yes
toxic relic
i concur
frosty tulip
https://tenor.com/view/wait-what-one-kikc-man-gif-18609663
God, imagine getting paid that much money to do such a low effort movie like that
The dream
compact yoke
To cheese or to not cheese that is the question of life.
toxic relic
cheese sucks
onyx igloo
no it ferments
icy vigil
cheese killed my parents
toxic relic
cheese killed my dog
onyx igloo
you had a dog
toxic relic
he's dead
onyx igloo
you have a dead dog
tall glen
I still have a half pound of fresh mozz
onyx igloo
flies are bastards
frosty tulip
Rubbing their hands together like they're taunting me
toxic relic
God I hate flies
get one of those cork hats
tall glen
just like fartass
toxic relic
its easier to swallow
frosty tulip
I hate flies more than I hate mosquitos tbh
Mosquitos don't seem to give a fuck about me
toxic relic
just upchuck some bile, wait until the food is slightly soggy and starts to dry then slurp up the semi digested food+bile slurry
onyx igloo
just upchuck some bile, wait until the food is slightly soggy and starts to dry ...
why
tall glen
fartass has no teeth
toxic relic
i am a man of gums
onyx igloo
what if you have emetophobia
toxic relic
i dont
onyx igloo
but what if you did
toxic relic
if you do then get a reverse colostomy bag
frosty tulip
Oh no, those hats give me ptsd
sturdy lily
does anyone play dying light the beast
onyx igloo
if you do then get a reverse colostomy bag
ok
toxic relic
blend your food, stick it in the bag, turn it upside down and wait for the mixture to slowly move into your stomach
frosty tulip
Back in primary school, my school would have these hat contests for easter
toxic relic
how do you think that feels
onyx igloo
people just need alternatives
frosty tulip
My hat was legit a sombrero that I turned into a cork hat
Except the corks were angry bird figurines
It was fucking stupid
toxic relic
lmao
frosty tulip
I won the contest btw
toxic relic
you probably looked like such an idiot
toxic relic
sombrero with angry birds dangling from them
frosty tulip
you probably looked like such an idiot
Still not as cringe as that phase I went through in high school where I thought it was super funny to wear my watch around my ankle
Look like I'm on house arrest or some shit
frosty tulip
It was so dumb
frosty tulip
Legit
frosty tulip
I'd raise my leg up, roll the sleeve up and check the watch
I don't know why I kept doing it
toxic relic
thats fucking hilarious
toxic relic
cross your legs while walking
tall glen
like in pz, I wear a watch on all limbs
toxic relic
you shouldve just worn a yugioh duel disk
onyx igloo
Its that hard for people to balance on one leg?
did i say it was
tall glen
you didnt wear one of these?
toxic relic
that rubberised coating must turn to liquid at the touch
onyx igloo
onyx igloo
pretty sure that thing caused alot of problems
toxic relic
Somebody moved the sombrero cork hat
frosty tulip
I don't know how I came up with that idea though
Yo lets turn a sombrero into a cork hat, except it's angry bird themed
toxic relic
child mind
frosty tulip
I think that's why I was one of the winners of the contest
My hat idea was so bizarre and unique they had to respect it
toxic relic
ingenuity
toxic relic
yes
frosty tulip
They'd just fucking ruin the cars lmao
toxic relic
aquarium in the boot
frosty tulip
Yes thanks for replacing the whole engine with a freezer
Really appreciate it
I wish I knew how much they'd compensate people for going on the show and letting them ruin their old cars
toxic relic
🙏 cant wait to take my pimped out prius with a pepsi coolant, faux sheepskin seats and a transforming boombox in the back to work
toxic relic
I wish I knew how much they'd compensate people for going on the show and lettin...
not sure but i know that the "reno" would take months
onyx igloo
what about the fishtank headrests
frosty tulip
My favourite reality show is always gonna be Pawn Stars though
toxic relic
so guys would be without their cars for months only for it to come back with less functionality than a toaster
frosty tulip
I love seeing their bullshit lowball offers for cool shit
onyx igloo
frosty tulip
And they have an expert on speed dial for literally anything
toxic relic
My favourite reality show is always gonna be Pawn Stars though
HAHAH bro did you watch the meatcanyon video on it
frosty tulip
Nah
toxic relic
the lowballing is insane
frosty tulip
I'll watch it later
toxic relic
all good
sacred schooner
today was supposed to be my donothingday, instead I worked the last 9 hours on my college project and just got it done
toxic relic
i kind of fuck with those storage unit shows
the ones where they look through old units or attics and shit and see what they can find
onyx igloo
storage unit living space
toxic relic
dystopia
rain mango
breabing bad
stiff geyser
Baking Bread
sacred schooner
Yo this mystery storage unit we bought had a fully functional meth lab
yo it's a bag of holding, check the meth lab inside! (it has no air)
onyx igloo
dystopia
i dunno man
you can make em pretty nice
i'd live there if it was cheaper than rent
stiff geyser
@sacred schooner your profile picture is a JoJo reference
toxic relic
bro we just happened upon this abandoned amazon crate and look here, man, theres a fully functional, brand new flatscreen tv along with the first ever edition of the necronomicon and the hammer of witches
sacred schooner
<@332538400445956097> your profile picture is a JoJo reference
it's just miyabi's long ears
toxic relic
like the cage rooms in hong kong
sacred schooner
any other meaning is accidental
toxic relic
doesnt matter how nice a trailer looks its still a trailer
rain mango
you ever hear the meaning "dont judge a book by its cover"
stiff geyser
it's just miyabi's long ears
Nah that's D4C
onyx igloo
i guess im just not super picky about housing
toxic relic
you ever hear the meaning "dont judge a book by its cover"
false equivalence
onyx igloo
i dont really care as long as it fits my needs
toxic relic
i guess im just not super picky about housing
yeah think about why lol
toxic relic
how is a storage unit gonna have a kitchen, shower, bed, office, toilet, etc
in a comfortable configuration
stiff geyser
how is a storage unit gonna have a kitchen, shower, bed, office, toilet, etc
Project Zomboid moment
toxic relic
what about a window
fucked up mattress on the ground with a toilet that doubles as a shower
toxic relic
wood fire oven with no ventilation so you can choke and die on the smoke the moment you want to make a coffee
stiff geyser
JoJo reference smh
sacred schooner
JoJo reference smh
rain mango
why is this so sexual
why has anyone liked any anime girl ever
sacred schooner
why is this so sexual
rain mango
because theyre attractive to lonely people questioning their sexuality on the internet
stiff geyser
im too gay to understand
You like JoJo?
toxic relic
You like JoJo?
the character designs are peak
stiff geyser
Fr
toxic relic
havent read much or watched much
stiff geyser
I have quite a large collection of JoJo manga
toxic relic
i believe you
sacred schooner
because theyre attractive to lonely people questioning their sexuality on the in...
toxic relic
I also have a JoJo tattoo
what it look like bro
is it just an icon or logo
or is there detail
rain mango
WHY YOU BOOING ME? IM RIGHT.
sacred schooner
WHY YOU BOOING ME? IM RIGHT.
toxic relic
nice
sacred schooner
in other news, tried a can of alcohol today, found out I hate the slightest feeling of being buzzed
rain mango
i love it
toxic relic
ok minor
sacred schooner
against my own will, I hate any recreative substances
toxic relic
im sure you love drinking alcohol
stiff geyser
I despise alcohol
sacred schooner
except caffeine
toxic relic
stiff geyser
Lmao
sacred schooner
I despise alcohol
instantly reminded the times I tried weed
rain mango
im sure you love drinking alcohol
hey did you ever hear of stealing
sacred schooner
(they were bad times)
toxic relic
hey did you ever hear of stealing
yes mate
stiff geyser
I've never tried weed :D
toxic relic
i enjoy weed
sturdy lily
i enjoy weed
same
sacred schooner
I think I'd enjoy stimulants far more than deppressants like weed and alcohol
toxic relic
do you drink coffee
stiff geyser
I might require antidepressants tho
toxic relic
or sleep
tall glen
toxic relic
I might require antidepressants tho
fair enough
sacred schooner
do you drink coffee
too bitter
toxic relic
sometimes we need drugs man
stiff geyser
do you drink coffee
I'm avoiding it lately
sturdy lily
depressent
stiff geyser
For some reason the cheap coffee I buy has been tasting like shit
toxic relic
humans have been using drugs since before we were considered human
sacred schooner
xal is all ears
stiff geyser
depressent
Me me me
toxic relic
For some reason the cheap coffee I buy has been tasting like shit
like sour burnt?
stiff geyser
Idk, it just tastes bad
toxic relic
fair
stiff geyser
I've been drinking tea now
sacred schooner
I just take caffeine pills, same effect
toxic relic
lot of cheaper beans have a weird sour taste
toxic relic
I've been drinking tea now
what tea
stiff geyser
humans have been using drugs since before we were considered human
Well we have been using social media just for the last 20 years so I could argue that social media is bad yet you are using it smh
tall glen
in america we just have boxes of "T"
toxic relic
Well we have been using social media just for the last 20 years so I could argue...
what
toxic relic
everytime someone mentions tea an american has to make a harbour joke
stiff geyser
what
You justify drugs saying drugs have been part of human culture since forever. I say that social media and internet has only been part of our lives for the last 20 years and never before, yet no one has a problem with it
toxic relic
that doesnt make sense
and it sounds like a false equivalence
its ok if you dont want to smoke weed or drink but to demonize "drug" [medicinal, recreational, etc] seems irrational
no issue if you like being straight edge though man
sacred schooner
its ok if you dont want to smoke weed or drink but to demonize "drug" [medicinal...
long live recreational drugs, even if I hate using them
toxic relic
winged granite
me when pz_b42_chat_no_mp_yet
sacred schooner
I thought it was time for the b42 mp copypasta
toxic relic
do it
sacred schooner
frosty tulip
You justify drugs saying drugs have been part of human culture since forever. I ...
Wtf is this comparison lol
wanton nova
Pz fire af
frosty tulip
Nobody has a problem with social media?
I wanna know what boulder he's living under
toxic relic
Nobody has a problem with social media?
frosty tulip
some people live in a bubble
Um akhually some people actually live in pineapples under the sea
sacred schooner
to whoever asked about the rules then deleted their message, #rules , it's pretty straightfoward
toxic relic
first 4 videos after searching "social media"
not even "social media bad" just "social media"
frosty tulip
Damn social media, let me rant about it on a social media I constantly use
stiff geyser
Wtf is this comparison lol
I'm tired
toxic relic
tired of deez nuts
frosty tulip
Bruh you say that after you say dumb stuff constantly
stiff geyser
Yes
frosty tulip
Just admit you dumb like the rest of us
toxic relic
lol
frosty tulip
not even "social media bad" just "social media"
It's like seeing redditors rant about how much they hate Reddit even though they use it all the time
frosty tulip
I'm smarter than the average
Bruh that is such a cope come on lol
stiff geyser
It's like seeing redditors rant about how much they hate Reddit even though they...
I actually like reddit
stiff geyser
I started using instagram lately and I fucking despise it
sacred schooner
Nobody has a problem with social media?
I mean, I've plenty of problems with social media: algorithms, how some platforms induce short attention spans, how many use it to have their critical thinking done for them etc.
toxic relic
yeah man i think you'd be hard pressed to find anyone who is riding the nebulous cloud of "social media"
frosty tulip
I mean, I've plenty of problems with social media: algorithms, how some platform...
I know, I was replying to somebody who said nobody has a problem with it
sacred schooner
Fred, why you like youtube CEO?
toxic relic
its also crazy to distill the entire history of drugs into "drug bad" considering how important medicine and ritual and recreational use was for culture
toxic relic
me when im getting my tooth pulled in olde thessaloniki but i decline the ground opium seeds because im pure
[i die of infection and shock 2 days later]
tall glen
I too am not dumb
frosty tulip
I remember talking on the server ages ago about how I was going on meds for my ADHD and people were acting like I was gonna spiral out of control because of it and become a methhead
toxic relic
I remember talking on the server ages ago about how I was going on meds for my A...
insane
sacred schooner
its also crazy to distill the entire history of drugs into "drug bad" considerin...
I assume it's because of the commercialization of hard drugs on the global market, with as early as I know the British East India Company and more recently the 20th century's history of south America's appearance of cartels
toxic relic
yeah i think drugs got a lot of bad pr too
sacred schooner
the whole war on drugs started because of that
toxic relic
so much "drug will kill you drug bad drug bad drug bad smoke one puff of drug and youre going to hell your body will be ruined"
frosty tulip
It was basically "Yoo guys remember how successful the prohibition was? Let's do it again but with drugs"
And it ends up way worse
toxic relic
the whole war on drugs started because of that
wasnt the war on drugs a government plan
sacred schooner
wasnt the war on drugs a government plan
an american one yes
toxic relic
yeah
sacred schooner
the then administration was very much into Drug are bad mmmkay? and said let's go to war on drugs
stuck to this day
onyx igloo
you look like a tourist
onyx igloo
What tourists are you seeing
somewhere
crystal sierra
TBH I need more clothes. I transitioned a year ago, and a ton of my weight gained upward mobility.
(Read: my chest got bigger and I lost a lot of stomach fat)
oblique stream
I don't think tourist when I see that
Depends on where you are
neat moat
TBH I need more clothes. I transitioned a year ago, and a ton of my weight gaine...
what are you thinking
oblique stream
Depends on where you are
Like in asia that's 100% European tourist look
Or northern American tourist*
vital marten
😆
crystal sierra
I have lots of old tees that are a size too big now, and I have some leggings and skirts (and these underwear that like, mantain your tuck for you), and I have a few dresses that come down to my knees now. But I only really have the one top, and I swear it's cursed.
Virtually every single time I've worn it for the past few months, I've had to clean blood off of it.
rain mango
67
celest salmon
Question why are the people in the game infected when you spawn but theirs still people lore wise at LV does this mean that it’s airborne before what ever day it’s confirmed?
rain mango
the susceptible mod says yes
oblique stream
Like in asia that's 100% European tourist look
Especially in states with islam as a religion, where women are prone to cover themselves
celest salmon
the susceptible mod says yes
And if so why hasn’t LV been completely destroyed on the 8th
oblique stream
Question why are the people in the game infected when you spawn but theirs still...
Its a video game
celest salmon
Its a video game
I’m asking about lore 😔
rain mango
And if so why hasn’t LV been completely destroyed on the 8th
im guessing that the airborne strain only spreads via the carbon dioxide particles breathed out by the zombies
crystal sierra
Question why are the people in the game infected when you spawn but theirs still...
Well, the virus was originally transmitted directly via saliva, but it eventually evolved to be transmitted via air, which is why the papers talk about its slow spread and a military perimeter was enough at first. You're immune to the aerial variant, but not the original.
rain mango
short radius
if you get too close without protection like a gas mask or otherwise, you can get infected
oblique stream
So the reason why zeds are everywhere day one is because there are no npcs yet
rain mango
then you die and zombify
celest salmon
Well, the virus was originally transmitted directly via saliva, but it eventuall...
So wouldn’t this imply that it’s Airborne
crystal sierra
So wouldn’t this imply that it’s Airborne
It is, yes, though largely in a short range.
rain mango
It is, yes, though largely in a short range.
ITS ZOMBIE AIR!!
ZOMBIE OXYGEN/CARBON DIOXIDE!!!
I TOLD U!!
celest salmon
It is, yes, though largely in a short range.
How would that work 🧐
crystal sierra
The zombies now literally breathe the virus, and their corpses release a gas that is outright poisonous.
oblique stream
So the reason why zeds are everywhere day one is because there are no npcs yet
Like officially thats the reason why everyone is dead in that point of time, even in lv
celest salmon
Can airborne viruses be in a short area
Usually it’s carried everywhere
In like a few hours
oblique stream
Like officially thats the reason why everyone is dead in that point of time, eve...
And why fence is broken before the lv border collapse
rain mango
How would that work 🧐
the carbon dioxide particles are exhaled out of the mouths of the zombies, the knox infection spreads on those particles
crystal sierra
How would that work 🧐
The virus's airborn variant is transmitted via zombie breaths, but a virus still has a specific lifespan, so if it can't infect anything before it reaches that point, it dies and you're safe.
crystal sierra
Oh yeah, theremins! They're fun.
onyx igloo
it.. it makes funny noises
oblique stream
The lore timeline is not yet implemented into the sandbox
rain mango
i played with the bandits mod and made a military fireteam to play around with the bandit creator mod and debug mode
the military cleared up the zombies really easily
onyx igloo
you know what else makes funny noises?!
rain mango
even sprinters weren't threatening to them
onyx igloo
POLONIUM!
rain mango
the military stands much more of a threat against zombies than you think
thats why the infection went airborne
oblique stream
How would that work 🧐
Just like how any virus spreads
With its particles in the air
celest salmon
The virus's airborn variant is transmitted via zombie breaths, but a virus still...
Dont this mean all zombies would technically die in winter
rain mango
cuz if it didnt go airborne, the military would've cleared it out quickly
oblique stream
Thats how you get infected when you get caught ar
oblique stream
Dont this mean all zombies would technically die in winter
!tap
crystal sierra
Dont this mean all zombies would technically die in winter
No, because viruses aren't really vulnerable to cold.
rain mango
you cannot cure what is dead
oblique stream
I can
celest salmon
No, because viruses aren't really vulnerable to cold.
The body would shut down
rain mango
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1100348248960536576/...
im literally defending the scientific principles applied
crystal sierra
The body would shut down
Except that the bodies are already decaying; the virus forces their nervous system to stay functional and their muscles active even after decay sets in.
rain mango
i was most surprised to see that a single military fireteam could hold up well against about 100 sprinters
oblique stream
im literally defending the scientific principles applied
There js none tbh
rain mango
they didnt stand a fucking chance
onyx igloo
Thugs: I kill people
Cats if they were a blueberry:
rain mango
sprinter horde wiped out in seconds
celest salmon
Except that the bodies are already decaying; the virus forces their nervous syst...
In winter the muscles would become stiff become theirs no blood circulating then
oblique stream
Like lorewise, virus escapes from lv one day, then everyone on the planet is infected or dead in a week
celest salmon
The zombies would all have frost bite
crystal sierra
In winter the muscles would become stiff become theirs no blood circulating then
Sure, but that wouldn't necessarily cause them to all die out, especially if the virus forces their bodies to overheat.
oblique stream
Like lorewise, virus escapes from lv one day, then everyone on the planet is inf...
No airborne virus could do that
crystal sierra
And a fever is one of the symptoms of the virus.
onyx igloo
have you ever watched birds walking instead of flying
oblique stream
Yes
onyx igloo
thats pretty interesting
oblique stream
Is fun
onyx igloo
it funny
oblique stream
They zoom around so fast
crystal sierra
Honestly the best ones are the ones too tiny to really walk, so they just hop in place.
rain mango
the knox infection, as best as my beliefs can put it (or theories), is that the knox infection is a plague of extraterrestrial origin with capabilities beyond our scientific knowledge
oblique stream
have you ever watched birds walking instead of flying
celest salmon
Sure, but that wouldn't necessarily cause them to all die out, especially if the...
But then again how is are yhe zombies surviving -55 degrees even with mods
crystal sierra
Honestly there is some evidence ingame that the Knox Virus is literally an alien bioweapon. Though it could easily have arrived here accidentally.
sacred schooner
No airborne virus could do that
onyx igloo
Oh no
rain mango
Honestly there *is* some evidence ingame that the Knox Virus is literally an ali...
probably arrived via meteor shower
oblique stream
the knox infection, as best as my beliefs can put it (or theories), is that the ...
Knox virus and zombies are a video game magic that are required for a video game to be fun
sacred schooner
probably arrived via meteor shower
or spiffo's burgr
celest salmon
Breaking news project zomboid officially announces that aliens exist
You now have laser guns
rain mango
Knox virus and zombies are a video game magic that are required for a video game...
the best way to explain the knox infection
is that its a disease beyond what is known
onyx igloo
if you have a ghost in your house just run around pieces of furniture to avoid them
celest salmon
is that its a disease beyond what is known
But then how would the military have deployed so quick over a meteor shower
rain mango
a plague never documented, one of its kind, with abilities far beyond what is known
oblique stream
The same reason why zeds are everywhere, or why map is like "in between" all of the lore stuff
twin bear
oblique stream
The same reason why zeds are everywhere, or why map is like "in between" all of ...
Cause it's a video game
rain mango
But then how would the military have deployed so quick over a meteor shower
probably contained earlier and experimented on as a potential bioweapon agent
celest salmon
probably contained earlier and experimented on as a potential bioweapon agent
And if it is beyond what is known wouldn’t it bypass Geiger
neat moat
Well, the virus was originally transmitted directly via saliva, but it eventuall...
ITS NOT A VRIUS RRRRRRRRRR
crystal sierra
ITS NOT A VRIUS RRRRRRRRRR
Then what is it?
rain mango
likely escaped via that crashed military truck in lore
neat moat
Then what is it?
we don't know
oblique stream
Cause it's a video game
And it wouldn't be fun if zeds just wouldn't be in some parts of the map
crystal sierra
Oh yeah, true- there's literally a dozen different possible explanations.
neat moat
its simply known as the knox infection or knox event
rain mango
Then what is it?
likely a plague of its own type
it doesnt belong to any class of disease
it is best described as its own type
but the closest i could describe it is bioweapon
sacred schooner
Oh yeah, true- there's literally a dozen different possible explanations.
in the official lore, a handful
onyx igloo
i theorize the zombies go on breaktime and have coffee while the player is currently not in that area
oblique stream
Its a pro plague inc player shenanigans to achieve a world record
neat moat
I dont see how it can be a virus anyways, it has to be a infection unlike anything ever seen before
celest salmon
probably contained earlier and experimented on as a potential bioweapon agent
Don’t the military spill happen on July 4th
rain mango
Don’t the military spill happen on July 4th
the game begins on July 9th
celest salmon
When the military had that leak of the chemicals
livid notch
Dead city is a slog
If my character wasen't over encumbered i would have picked up a gun too, I think I saw a AS val in one of corpses
crystal sierra
in the official lore, a handful
Okay, yeah, not literally. I keep using that word to mean figuratively, even though I hate it when people do that including myself.
rain mango
yes
rain mango
I dont see how it can be a virus anyways, it has to be a infection unlike anythi...
probably of its own classification
celest salmon
the game begins on July 9th
8th and I know but the military spill chemicals on the 4th and from I what I remember the meteor shower happened after
twin bear
If my character wasen't over encumbered i would have picked up a gun too, I thin...
the struggle is real in the zone, carry weight is a bane
rain mango
abilities so extreme that it cannot possibly be related to any known disease type
neat moat
I have an idea what it might be but everyone will call me crazy 🤫
rain mango
it would be cured if it were
oblique stream
Okay, yeah, not literally. I keep using that word to mean figuratively, even tho...
Umm, there are also no "zombies" in the game, the concept of them doesn't exist in zomboid lore
celest salmon
abilities so extreme that it cannot possibly be related to any known disease typ...
But then why does it have symptoms that are already known
livid notch
the struggle is real in the zone, carry weight is a bane
The merc armor was a god send, I no longer go in blackout every time a dog scratches me, barely any damage to my health too
rain mango
But then why does it have symptoms that are already known
its not the symptoms that matter
onyx igloo
i feel like being a mechanic probably shouldnt be my line of work because the way people treat their vehicles would piss me off too often
crystal sierra
Umm, there are also no "zombies" in the game, the concept of them doesn't exist ...
Okay, now I know you're taking the shit, there's literally zombie movies in-universe.
oblique stream
Umm, there are also no "zombies" in the game, the concept of them doesn't exist ...
They are referred to as "infected" or "zeds" or "dead"
rain mango
whilst being able to ignore any weather condition
neat moat
Okay, now I *know* you're taking the shit, there's literally zombie movies in-un...
trans on trans violence
hate to see it
celest salmon
its not the symptoms that matter
It causes the body to die and causes them to come back which would be a brain thing
rain mango
trans on trans violence
hey im here
neat moat
what
sacred schooner
now I wonder, is the spiffo burger theory a simpson reference to the episode from 2009 where Krusty's burgers turned people into zombies
twin bear
The merc armor was a god send, I no longer go in blackout every time a dog scrat...
i bet the snorks still almost kill those slimey bastards
celest salmon
It’s not sum magical alien thing it would affect the brain sorta like from twd
vital marten
now I wonder, is the spiffo burger theory a simpson reference to the episode fro...
Simpsons predicted PZ 
crystal sierra
trans on trans violence
Listen, there are only two possibilities when two trans people enter a room: makeouts or death. And I'm already in a committed relationship.
rain mango
Listen, there are only two possibilities when two trans people enter a room: mak...
what
oblique stream
Okay, now I *know* you're taking the shit, there's literally zombie movies in-un...
Nope, canonically no one had ever referred to them as "zombies"
rain mango
that is so gay
neat moat
oh I see
crystal sierra
that is so gay
Yeah, and?
neat moat
Are trans ppl like
vital marten
Sounds metal, make it a song
twin bear
woah woah buddy
neat moat
highly territorial and agressive
crystal sierra
Oh, Gurt, I'm just kidding around.