#general_chat
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I aint owned up to them yet and I wont ever
repent
some shit just doesnt need to be said out loud
u can confess to ur local church fr
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Hey. It's all between you, yourself, and God if you you believe in him
frfr
my local church had a money scandal awhile back
I'll pass
preach broher
then go to anoer church
another
I am
it's worth it
then theres the roman catholic church but I don't understand a lick of latin
Hell yeah
which is what they read from
just go to another church
Just play dark souls
I play ds3 and still don't understand it...
What is he trying to do at church?
nothing I don't feel like going again
I gave up on being christian awhile back
bro needs to repent!
I see
god hasn't given up on u yet
u have but he hasn't
I'm happier now and thats just how I'll stay
it's aight
if u don't wanna
I still wish u the best
Not my place to speak further on it tbh
in ur life
I mean I have my own sort of thing that I pray to I guess you can say but its not in the realm of most religions
in god and guns we trust
is crazy
pray to jesus
I pray to the land around me
thanks man
Facts
mountain shitter
I have spent the past 30 minutes upgrading hygene because I am sick of plagues killing my workforce
Religion is a personal experience. No one can compel another to a fate they don't share. Just live a good life and respect others. You're good friend. But you already knew all that
exactly
I'm pretty sure god doesn't like guns
cuz they cause eath
praise the lord and pass the ammunition
yez fr
lowkey god still loves yall
I understand that in christianity you are told to spread the gospel so I don't really get annoyed when they try to anymore lol
god doesn't hate humans
humans are inherently violent though
its in our nature just as much as it is to nurture
Saying god hates something because it kills doesn't resonate with me. Because many things can be used to kill
he lowkey would forgive us
And that's what elevates us from common animals, our ability to suppress urges and natural impulses
remember that one time the pope forgave his assassin
What does the pope have to do with god
fire and firearms arent sentient and violence only usually occurs through them by us
I don't follow

What?
Which Pope you talking about
someone shot him then he survived and he even forgave his assassin
Which Pope
@warm atlas let's do a religion cosplay run in elden ring. I'll go with a dark skinned, scimitar using pyromancer
You go with a crusader using holy incantations
animals are the same way we just want to percieve ourselves as better as we have a more prominent open consciousness
Im down
You're PC's repaired?
Mehmet Ali AΔca shot him right?
Hell yeah
Arrived today
I think I remember this
ye I think so
Slightly smaller than the last but I'll get used to it
I7 8th gen and 24 ram
No gpu lol
that's what she said π’
integrated graphics gaming
Uhd 620 experience
y'all raptures tmr btw (jk)
oof
rapturetok is crazy rn
that igpu isnt good
imagine if the rapture was actually to happen tmr
y'all better repent while it's still early
as long as it can limbus which it should idk about elden ring tho uhd is obsolete
I watched "this is the end" I'll be fine
it will

because its wednesday tommorow
HAH
that movie is so peaakkk
goshhh I love it
nah I can survive
it is
where rapture

I have like 120ish hours of pz spent with sprinters I'll survive
he can do anything to u

not if I put my hand up and make him run into it
I'll take his lunch money too
I'm gonna shove him into a locker
I'm gonna give the devil an atomic wedgie
JS repent atp
even if u kill Satan what'll u do after
smh
nah I'll make it past the rapture and earth is my post, I wont abandon it
if u get taken by Jesus he'll give u paradise
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and it's free
earth is paradise humans taint its soil
u just gotta believe in him
It can. Played on it on my last pc

where did u get that from
bro is droppingbombs casually
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just thought of it on the spot
heaven is better
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u can literally meet ur great great great great grandma
and grandpa
and ancestors
Me neither
he's probably got alot of people wanting to see him
bro imagine sitting in heaven watching a Michael Jackson concert
I aint keen on moving
what about my concert
what concert
will you watch my concert
100$
No
yup

I have enough money
awesome

what u performing
probably just gonna scam the concert goers
π
what
in that case I'm not going
that's so bad
no refunds
I haven't even paid yet
you did
i have like 1 dollar
I got like 8
so am I but I get paid in 2 weeks
bro imagine sitting in heaven
and turning into a unicorn!!!
I'd hate this
wouldn't that be so cool
I'd prefer to stay human
and u be farting rainbows and stuff
with my human limits
what if u can do whatever u want
that's basically what u do in heaven
That gets boring so fast
I can do that on earth too
Having everything on a silver platter
Nah I pass
what if I just become a popular gun youtuber and get into collabs with gun jesus
HE'S A COOL GUY
that's literally what u can do in heaven
π₯
what happens when you do everything?
no I like working for my goals
u can't do that tbh I think Jesus probably put like a parental lock on what u can do
currently I'm getting education so that I can become a land weapons tech
exactly why I don't wanna go
earth is the place for me
I was born here I will die here
dying on earth is sooo boring
you just don't appreciate the land around you
I wouldnt I've got too much unfinished business here
we all do
we all appreciate the land
wdym
purgatory isn't real
ISNT THAT LITERALLY PURGATORY
π π π
purgatory is a seperate plane of existance for christians who have sinned but werent able to repent in time
u stay on earth until u be good boy
repenting is sooo ez

talking Abt Jesus isnt
I'd rather not
you're going to hell if u don't repent tho
no offense
then I'll give satan an atomic wedgie
what is it w you and atomic wedgies bro

cause I want his lunch money
I'm sure he has alot of it
eh money power same thing nowadays
not the same in hell
you're basically living in the 1800s in hell
then I'll give him an atomic wedgie till he lets me out
I mean if I was around in the 1800's I'd probably be a prospector
I'm canadian not american
YOU'RE FORCED TO BE
you don't have a choice
yeah but you said it'd be like the 1800's
idek what u do in hell I think satan just whips u for no reason
LIKE the 1800s
yknow you should consult the bible for your beliefs then
not IS the 1800s
it gives pretty good representations of what its like for you believers
lowkey haven't finished it
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why arent you reading that right now
I already read it
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so how havent you inisehd it?
i don't have to read the bible every hour
lol
yeah I'm just saying
how wouldnt you know what hell is like if you have read the book already
I haven't reached that part yet
but you said you've read it before
Thanks
I lowkey almost dropped it once they killed off the main character
but then spoiler alert
he got revived
it's crazy
like 1 week after he died or smt like that
idk I prefer books grounded in reality but you do you
bro read the bible
the plot is soooo peak
π₯
I don't want to go to a book club every sunday sorry to say
trust me once u get into it it'll totally get u so interested
that's the neat part
u don't
u can read it everyday
it's so cool
nah
I'm js talking Abt him like that fr
I haven't reached the part where he says spread the gospel

you said you've read the book before
bro
i have
I haven't finished it

then you're reading the book
yea
Read it doesn't mean finished it
u can't just interpret read it as finished it
π’
locked out of my microsoft account, everything is so damn secure these days
I meant I RED it
like
π₯
then thats saying you have finished it
no it doesn't
what portion of the book are you on currently
like
Uh
the parting of the red sea???
bro...
lol
Oopsie
you're reading the old testament
I lowkey do not remember
oh yeaaaaa
I'm reading the old testament
isn't that like a prequel
cuz
no
it's old
aight bro
HOL ON
I thought the old testament was a prequel

to the new testament
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bro theres 2 testaments how would there be a prequel
this conversation is going nowhere
that would imply a middle book
YO FR
they should make a middle book
god give us a middle book fr
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we need it
it's w
so the old testament ISNT a prequel?
damn
there probably is but the person who made it in modern times was probably labeled as mentally unstable as this kind of stuff can only really be taught as truths due to their age

its the OLD testament
the OLD rules
yes, the old testament
OLD stories
the old part
yes old story
then the new stories continue it
like a sequel
basically
idk I don't think you should be preaching till you have read the new testament
I'm NOT preaching
bro
π
I never said that
you said you were preaching the gospel to me earlier...
no I didn't
can we get a replay on it
I didn't catch ur message ig
there is ltierally nothing that will make me christian again
I don't remember it
I'm not trying to
just talking Abt it
the topic of religion
u wanna start a new topic?
be my guest
I feel like we should
this is getting nowhere
thanks
hi
I'd lowkey wear cat ears if she bad enough ngl
is this true
Probably idk

am i bad enough
Dawg π
smh
"67"
Im getting cancelled
why
that tamale pfp
yuh huh
no
its you
how'd u like it?
but

answer is more fire
i dont really listen to tyler anymore
HEY
I just really fuck with wolf and cherry bomb
that sucks
other than that
do u not fw igor
π₯
no way
i like igor
only a couple songs though
im sorry!
i like chromakopia actually
cornucopia
mainly i think
bro
I swear I was waiting for u to say something
LOL
I think is decent
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hai crusader
u ruined the vibe dude
how ish u
Pretty okay I'd say
I have a question
yas wes?
liek
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the part where u say "ish"
1 billion dollars?
1 million sand dollars
anyone get a fresh wipe like up to 10 days old no roleplay
we dont play project zomboid here
yeah i got some toilet paper rolls
mad funny...
Yea idk I find it odd myself
I'm starting to miss whole trends
I feel like I'm getting old π΄
i dont understand 67 either
From what i know it's just because a random kid said it
That's all
i think its from a song?
Is it?

Idk
Heaven sucks
Don't be Christian
pretty sure
Are you sure
Yes
Heaven does sound pretty rad, and I'm not religious
yo is there a heaven whistleblower in genchat rn?
It's not rad 
holy shit
They lied
I mean what alternatives do you have
The great nothing 
There is heck.
that's an alternative
Pog
My neighbor believed in the rapture
Jesus will save us!!!!
how will you have time to read that
if there is a rapture coming, doesn't that mean its basically an apocalypse
Uh
The bible has pretty poggers world building
he believed, what changed?
Is this the tiktok conspiracy shit
Yes
therre's an insane cinematic universe to it

no its part of the bible
People are so silly
The Bible ain't that bad, but far too much to read for me
yeah it does say in the old testament that the rapture will be announced via TikTok
literally says that
I prefer science books with short informative texts
I read the Bible in school once
I was listening to specific audio frequencies while meditating and met Jesus it was an out of body experience in my room
That's easier for my gonk brain
True
the modern western bible is all wrong
Yes
Jesus must have seen the 3 funko pops I've got in my room and decided I deserve to be left behind during the rapture
how unfortunate
if only he knew I have no idea how I got those funko pops
they're just there somehow
Kot Uszaty Εmieszny
Jesus cant know im attracted to androgynous males or im going to be left behind
The bible got translated so that the believers can be controlled easier
And it is working pretty good so far 
they look stupid thats why they bad.
the modern bible leaves out the part that hinduism got right
It is actually my greatest shame tbh. I don't know how I got them
they left out reincarnation
how do we know they got it right
Churches here in Germany make billions and they do nothing with it
They just keep it for themselves
do we have a reincarnation whistleblower in the chat?
cause i have seen my own past life
we had a heaven one earlier
lmao bait
Donate to my church for tax exemption
Honestly i think the Bible is just a guide on how to be a better person. A lot of people can misuse literature for bad purposes, the same applies to the Bible. It really depends on the individual what they do with it. You can't blame the book for that.
Pay 10 bucks to get into heaven fr
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Exactly
How god intended
don't ask me to back that up tho
I would be convinced of murder if i succumbed to my urges everytime i got splashed with water at the church
I learned my morals from adventure time
like ancient egiptian heaven, pay to win
That was even more p2w tho
i have opened the walls and looked into my own mind
sure bud
i do
I looked at anime cat girls and i found a meaning in my life
Humans don't bloom 
ok, what did you do in your past life
ive seen proof of it first hand, its up to you if you believe what i have to say
what is this
The birth marks are the cause of death in your previous life!!!!!!
im just a bebeh
which one?
Bober kurwa
Bajajajo bajajajo
i wonder where would the third rib on Adam be?
I also do alchemy
so your past life you only know that you did alchemy
I mix monster with vodka
that's all you know
thats what i saw when i took it
bruh this a scam
anyone wants to play
ive been playing wolfenstein I its good I wont lie
The full metal alchemist
full metal gear
Hello
which one
Technology
The new order
I am watching you from heaven
can you vouch for the reincarnation whistleblower in the chat
or they lyin?
They have a cool TV to watch people
I got it off of fanatical while buying MGS ground zeroes
All lies
i got both TNO and the collosus
damn
whos coming, huh?
Liar liar pants on fire
Matango is good to watch :-)
What
My mom sorry
Alchemy isn't real
If it is it's a witch
with this reincarnation stuff, why do they always have cool past lives.
And witches must burn
here where i am
Is there a mod for PZ to call in artillery?
why is there no boring ones like your past self was some boring medieval peasant that farmed their whole life and died at 22 from smallpox
wheres that
I was stabbed in the gut in my past life
90% of all medival people
The life before that i was a beautiful little butterfly
Well the better you do the better you get reincarnated, and such a good man as myself i reckon that explains alot
90% are infant mortality
Wasn't it around half
How about you reincarnate NOW
Half of the people
so you aren't getting reincarnated this time?
Infant mortality or dying before the age of 7
as long as you made it past childhood back then, ya had a decent chance of reaching somewhat of an old age before ya died
Who knows, we will all see :-)
how will we see this
Technique makes a master
Well installing discord is already an act of unforgivable Sin so tfpmd sealed it
this is your past life
i think it was closer to 70 but yeah
How is it bait? What am i aiming to make you mad over?
What technique 
I'd make a joke now but that would be inappropriate for this chat
did you know in my past life I was actually Jullius Caesar?
proof?
nah
ya just gotta believe me
Get reincarnated as a pile of rocks
I really did get shanked by all those other senators
you could have been, you gotta unlock your memories to find out
π
I'll get reincarnated as Mistershark11
Moopy you'll be reincarnated as a cargo box
so I gotta make stuff up?
guys there is a helicopter flying over my house it is going to call all the zomboids to me
Reminds of that timelapse video of a mountain getting turned into a stone wheel
Introspection and nature
but it seems to me i cant convince you so why bother
reincarnation sounds so shit if it was real
I am the cargo box bay butcher
To be convincing you must hand prove
you get super unlucky and you get reincarnated as that one type of fly that only lives for 24 hours or some shit
or you become a snail
you lack the knowledge to see how it works
Cargo bay box butcher
bruh you've lived all these cool past lives and now you're just chatting on discord?
downgrade from alchemy tbh
Box bay cargo butcher 
I was chosen to spread his message :-)
Then give us the knowledge
All you did for now is yapping and saying we don't get it
Ofc we don't get it because your yapping sounds like something you just read from an Instagram page
Echo was the bay harbour butcher in oine of his past lives

You were chosen to spread the message of Discord's CEO?
Damn thats pretty sick actually
I was Abraham Lincoln in my past life
I was also chosen
Arushor
did you actually hunt vampires
was this true
To release mp for b42
Cargo box
But I won't do it
Inka when is b41 coming out
damn did you like the theater, I heard that it was mindblowing
Acting like I'll let this happen

All Zomboid games will be returned to build 39
Theyre eating the shrimp.. theyre eating the krill..
multiplayer has actually been scrapped
True
theyβre adding a battle pass system to make up for it
Finally the game gets good
sad, i liked to spawncamp
but never again
They should add more polygons to the pz survivor's feet
Hell yeah project zomboid battle royale
Hauptbahnhof

Huh
Is that Fortnite
That would be kinda fun tbh
Apparently demon hunter collab
As a small multiplayer event
True true
yeah I bet you, a train will hit you
Get like 20 players
But them in Louisville and let them fight to death
The rapture recreated in minecraft
don't be fooled!
not for now
Lore accurate
when are the devs going to finish the rest of the hole usa map and not just a county
why would they add the USA
it's not a real country
Hollywood made it up for the movies
sorry english is only my fourth language
Would you rather have 100 dollars in 3 days or 3 million dollars in 100 years
either way, the devs aren't going to make the whole usa as a map lol
3 million dollars in 100 years, easy, I play the long con
imagine mp in a full US map
first 3 days is just picking a random direction to drive from spawn
Doxxing through pz
The pain of having to keep on killing your character constantly so all your mates can spawn in the same state.
we will have to put our hopes again on the modders to do the job
Having to go pick up the one idiot of the group who spawned 5 states away
wanna be in cali?
the bastard
bruh who told you they were going to do the entire country as a map
that sounds like it'd be awful
most of the superbig map projects i've tried are full of small clipping errors and are abandoned
you never know, there are people who have no life, and can mod
its just a lot of work
yeah and a lot of the time, bigger map doesn't mean better.
That's how you end up with a map that has nothing to it.
zomboid lacks the paradigm shifts to make that big map worthwhile
Just means more ctrl c ctrl V
Nooo nooo they found my location
but it could be fun, building a base in your irl home
you want the map designers to break into your house so they can recreate it in pz?
damn thats pretty hardcore
I respect it
TIS will build a time machine to break into every house in 1993 to make it accurate
TIS will build a time machine, go back to 1993 and make the zombie apocalypse actually happen
they're that dedicated to being fully accurate
that's the beauty of a time machine
they can abort the timeline when they're done and start over
as many times as it takes
Youd get to meet the pz devs in person wouldnt that be super cool?!
Id give nasKo a tour of my bathroom
Meet & Greet with the TIS team while they have you taken hostage while taking pictures of your entire house to fully recreate it in PZ.
What an experience.
lore accurate amount of forks in the kitchen counter
Its not like u have anything to worry about because u live upside down
Pz devs will just fall into the sky if they try to map australia
they see the sledgehammer you have in your garage and they immediately burn your house down.
They can't let anyone know those exist.
would it ? are they cool
i guess PZ is pretty quirky
they might be cool
Bro a left 4 dead zombie
One thing Iβve never understood is why the fear someone would do something bad if their location is leaked
Like hell if you find me in Texas, we can have a couple drinks together. Then Iβll recommend you to become a Private Eye
I know itβs an issue for those who are famous but simple people like me shouldnβt have anything to fear
Listen I need a kidney and I tracked you down come on bro just give it to me. I'm hungry
the doxxer in question when they are getting summoned in court
Howβs drinking by the dam sound? Iβll give you gas money (definitely wonβt push you over the edge)
We can be at the spillway, itβs the best place for a party
Let me put on my anti falling off dam shoe and we can
Can you swim
through moss and other unknown stuff
How do you feel about a friend inside your brain? His name is amoeba and he only wants a bite every now and then
I got brain eating parasites before they starved in there
back in 2018 there was a debate in the communty if this guy was a girl or not
says prince right there
I'll be fine
people cant read
I agree
prince but the appearance of a girl even wears a dress during the ceremony
My reading skills are poor to none
real
look at that lad in the background
he protects Aither with all his life
chad
is this like a genshin game where you can play as the characters
if you cant play as him its bad
hes a free 3 star character you get but hes dogshit so nobody uses him
Are you thanos
Balance you mean the balance in my bank account? You can have it so I can have a cool anime wifu
lmao
i have a skin for him too lol
rem rem rem zz
Nvm
too many ui elements
They have the WiFi in a locked cage
immediately overwhelmed
oh i see
They have locked it up 
whyd they arrest the wifi
wtf
they took nobody stealing the wifi to a new level
Mf wifi router has a whole ass house
Deadass
I'm looking for someone to play the game with because I'm new
Itβs locked so Iβd assume he doesnβt want me on the WiFi
I just wanted to use his surround system π₯
uh not how wifi works
if you have access to the router it usually has the password on it
Erm the system he has connects via WiFi
No Bluetooth unless you have the owner account
Weird ass tech under the name of Suno
bootstrap
Yes it is 
get a flipper and and a bootstrap for the router
if they dont have 3 gremlin kids who arent allowed on the internet freely
theres no excuse
to LOCK IT UP
you should ask
i need the tea
hai murph
hai
hasnt heard from u in ages
Too much work, I donβt need it that bad π
just a thought
thats also an extremely cheap lock
if you had anything strong and sharp you could just open it
but dont do that
This lock can be opened from another lock
I'm not understanding why you need physical access
barely
I could just look at the back of his router but Iβm not hovering over the like 20 Ethernet cords in the back
what work do you do for this customer



