general_chat

[rain mango]

Why are you like this

[toxic relic]

religion talk overrated

[neat moat]

true

well not all

there are a lot of cool religions

[toxic relic]

eh

[mellow birch]

Vinland Saga talk too

[toxic relic]

overrated

[mellow birch]

good anime

[toxic relic]

vinland saga peak

[mellow birch]

lots of stabbing, log throwing, and philosophizing

[neat moat]

they have brought nothing but death and destruction and called it virtues

[mellow birch]

a good mix

[toxic relic]

true

chop my head off coat my dong and balls in wax and display my corpse in a fetal position face the rising sun

[neat moat]

ok arthur morgan

[toxic relic]

we need to get to tahiti

[neat moat]

hahaha

[toxic relic]

that was actually from a kazakh-french tv show called infiniti

murder mystery and space

it was cool ngl

[onyx igloo]

have you guys seen that viking rune that was 14 feet up that just said "this is very high"

[mellow birch]

Christianity has also had progressive moments too, I don’t think such a black and white view of it is appropriate

[neat moat]

I just got recommend video reanalizing the thing from John carpenters 1982... the thing

[toxic relic]

not personally

[toxic relic]

everyone has good and bad moments

[onyx igloo]

ancient shitposting is peak

[neat moat]

everyone has their bad days

[toxic relic]

that doesnt make them less or more of their overall intent or impact

appropriate for dis dick

[toxic relic]

agreed

[neat moat]

I think the fact it seeks to spread itself is what made it especially egregious

[toxic relic]

real

[mellow birch]

it makes it an effective memetic virus

[neat moat]

other religions before didnt really have that in them

[toxic relic]

the whole "only this god is real" thing fellouf

[neat moat]

afaik

[mellow birch]

yeah, Christianity specced hard into transmission

[toxic relic]

i think leon and frog would not like religion talk

[neat moat]

we should talk about john carpenters 1982 the thing

[mellow birch]

better not say their name

[neat moat]

john carpenter

[toxic relic]

carpenter?

[mellow birch]

no

[toxic relic]

i hardly know er

[rain mango]

Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

[neat moat]

grateful moobie

great

fuck

[rain mango]

Blessful.

[neat moat]

sash or pass Beetlejuice

[toxic relic]

eh its a good movie

[rain mango]

Pass

[toxic relic]

idk about great

[rain mango]

Hes a corpse

Im not a necrophiliac

[mellow birch]

he’s a living corpse

it’s a bit different

[neat moat]

true is gud but not john carpenters 1982 the thing

[onyx igloo]

just discovered the nissan 720

pretty cool truck

[mellow birch]

I’m not a necrophiliac either but I think fucking a vampire or other undead isn’t unethical for that reason imo

[rain mango]

Vampires are different

[toxic relic]

would you fuck a zombie

[rain mango]

Leave my edward cullen o-

[neat moat]

nah

[rain mango]

You should not speak anymore

[mellow birch]

probably not

[toxic relic]

whats the limit of being undead

at what point is a thing to dead for shrex

[mellow birch]

but it would have to be intelligent enough to consent for me to even consider it

[toxic relic]

real

how do vampires or undead things get boners

no blood flow

[onyx igloo]

maybe a hydraulic

[candid patio]

She cute

[toxic relic]

metal stint in the dong

crank activated

[neat moat]

when it cant concent

idk

[onyx igloo]

imagine your dong making a piston noise

[mellow birch]

if the zombie could only think “eat eat eat” even though it might not care if you violated it it’d be perverted as hell

so just, no

[toxic relic]

sorry bro im oiling the cogs in my penis

"the bluetooth device is connected"

[toxic relic]

fair thats real

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-lol-xd-gif-6972117878448025061

[toxic relic]

would you fuck a ghost

[rain mango]

Sex with a ghosttt

[onyx igloo]

how

[toxic relic]

idk

im still thinking about blood flow

[mellow birch]

is the ghost cute, and cognizant enough to want sex?

[toxic relic]

yeah

[mellow birch]

maybe

[candid patio]

I saw one of those or something really similar years ago and the picture of it immediately jumped out of my memory lol

[mellow birch]

sounds interesting

[onyx igloo]

if you gave a vampire a pacemaker

would it have blood flow

[toxic relic]

it needs constant blood flow

[mellow birch]

a pacemaker doesn’t do the whole pumping thing on its own

[toxic relic]

so youd have to feed blood into the body too

[onyx igloo]

arent there synthetic hearts

[mellow birch]

it just regulates the heart’s pumping

[mellow birch]

yes but none actually in people iirc

[toxic relic]

would the vampire's body reject the heart

[mellow birch]

some in animals

testing and whatnot

[onyx igloo]

how could it

[toxic relic]

no immune system

thats true

[candid patio]

Actually I think through the mud and rust you can make out "Toyota" next to the 4x4

[toxic relic]

idk how vampire physiology works theyre made up

[mellow birch]

the vampire probably has an immune system, or else they’d rot

[toxic relic]

🤔

[mellow birch]

instead of keeping that ethereal look to them

[toxic relic]

depends on the vampire lore

[mellow birch]

yeah

how much magic is involved here

[polar kernel]

so bored im watching red dawn

the good one

[toxic relic]

idk i think vampire sex needs some thought to it

[mellow birch]

there’s a good one?

[onyx igloo]

the magic is the vampire has the money to embalm themself when needed

maybe

[polar kernel]

the 1984 is peak

i will not hear otherwise

[mellow birch]

well if you enjoy it you enjoy it ;p

[rain mango]

Sex

[mellow birch]

indeed

[rain mango]

I need it

[candid patio]

Which celebrity is most likely a vampire?

[rain mango]

Life is so sad and sexless

[rain mango]

Andrew garfield

[amber vessel]

Is it because he’s hot

[rain mango]

Its cuz he hasnt aged since amazing spiderman

[amber vessel]

wait you’re onto something

[rain mango]

He shaved and looks so young again

He has 0 wrinkles

Same hair

[amber vessel]

guess we’ll have to investigate 📝

[onyx igloo]

i need to acquire another burrito

i will take drastic measures

[amber vessel]

You’ve hit your burrito allowance

No more

[onyx igloo]

i have a firearm

[candid patio]

With what contents?

[rain mango]

I require something cylinder alike as well

✌️ ✌️

[onyx igloo]

barbacoa
lime cilantro rice
cheese
seasoned black beans

[rain mango]

So basic

[candid patio]

This sounds splendid

[amber vessel]

🤨

[candid patio]

No salsa or guac?

[amber vessel]

Liquidy stuff like salsa just makes the burrito too messy for me

[rain mango]

[amber vessel]

Guac is tolerable though since it’s so thick

[onyx igloo]

i forgot to mention salsa

[onyx igloo]

get good at eating burritos

[amber vessel]

Yes m’lord

Right away

[ivory grail]

I just got unsolicited mail

[candid patio]

I'm not eating Mexican food without salsa that is either very flavorful or very spicy or both

[amber vessel]

These are annoying

I played wordle once and then I got messages from it every day

[amber vessel]

I like both

[onyx igloo]

give chicken tinga a try

[neat moat]

guh

[ivory grail]

This is the first time I ever got this. And I never played this

[neat moat]

im fat with fud

[ivory grail]

Eww gurt

[neat moat]

im fud preggers

when are you paying child support @ivory grail

[amber vessel]

oh shit so it really was unsolicited

[ivory grail]

Prego with my fugo

[amber vessel]

That’s even worse

[candid patio]

Congrats

[neat moat]

thank you

[ivory grail]

When i can see my Boy

[neat moat]

it was really hard

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/your-alright-boah-horse-arthur-pet-horse-red-dead-redemption2-gif-16615644

[neat moat]

especially with an absentee father 🙄

[neat moat]

You have to pay extra for that

[rain mango]

Pregnant

[neat moat]

pregante

[amber vessel]

fudnant

[onyx igloo]

Preganante

[ivory grail]

I didn't sign the paper

Legally it ain't mine

[onyx igloo]

pregonant

[ivory grail]

I ate the paper

[onyx igloo]

Gregnant

[neat moat]

you did when we were at thay Elvis church

[neat moat]

IT????

THATS YOUR CHILD

[ivory grail]

Child, object same thing

[neat moat]

Wow

[amber vessel]

😶should I step out

[neat moat]

Single gurt raising their food baby while the sleepy runs off

[ivory grail]

Both would look good on my trophy wall

[neat moat]

youre jusy like your father!

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/vrchat-cat-creature-bong-smoking-gif-1132026044597347039

You bet you i am just like my father

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[ivory grail]

Anyway where my beer

[neat moat]

Its in my belly

with the baby

[rain mango]

I want beer

I wanna be happy

[polar kernel]

youre too young for beer

[ivory grail]

Wow drinking while pregnant just like your mom

[neat moat]

beer wont make you happy

[ivory grail]

Gonna drop the child 5 time aswell?

[neat moat]

You make me drink

[polar kernel]

dont listen to him yes it will

[onyx igloo]

what the fuck is going on

[thin wedge]

gurt need his belly washed

[polar kernel]

beer makes me happy

[amber vessel]

Children or beer? You can’t have both

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bellay-clean-my-bellay-dog-clean-bellay-clean-my-bellayyyyy-bellayyyyy-gif-1932553157324080909

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/bellay-clean-my-bellay-dog-clean-bellay-clean-my-bellayyyyy-bellayyyyy-gif-1932553157324080909

[onyx igloo]

BEERBEERBEER

[ivory grail]

Shh it therapy the therapist said this would help him

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-my-lawyer-dawg-pink-suit-lawyer-pink-suit-ice-spice-gif-15885131701695563062

[amber vessel]

Marriage problems… i think

[neat moat]

Sleepy did you buy the diapers yet

[ivory grail]

The tv broken after a fit of drunk rage gurt

[amber vessel]

I don’t play about these images

[neat moat]

or did you spend it on yiur little figurines

[ivory grail]

It ain't showing anything

I spent MY MONEY You don't work

SO WHAT I WANTTED SONIC WITH HIS DAWGS OUT

[stone meadow]

he look polite

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[neat moat]

this is your child we are talking about

this is your family

[ivory grail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926273572224237640/1411488272886141082/1407409386564878478.gif

[rain mango]

i want alcohol

[neat moat]

and youre failing them just like you failed yourself

[amber vessel]

Samezies

[ivory grail]

I like failing i'm trying to see how deep i can dig myself in

[amber vessel]

I like mike’s hard lemonade

[ivory grail]

Why did you think i'm with you

[neat moat]

thats all you are, one big failure. Can't hold a job, cant even buy simple diapers

FOR YOUR KID

[ivory grail]

I would divorce you if I had money

[neat moat]

I wish I said no to you

[amber vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/easter-doe-eating-deer-eating-popcorn-funny-gif-4621167703268332056

[ivory grail]

I'm gonna to gas station once again I need another case of beer since you drink it all throw a empty bottle threw the window

[neat moat]

THE BABY GETS WHAT THR BABY WANTS

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-laughing-bocchi-laughing-at-ceiling-bocchi-insanity-gif-664108100512554182

[neat moat]

AND THE BABY WANTS BEER AND A SMASHED WINDOW

[amber vessel]

Real

[neat moat]

is this the female experience

[ivory grail]

Please rate this 10-10 of the femal experience

[amber vessel]

Guys I just wanna say that was 10/10 acting

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[rain mango]

i want to die

[neat moat]

sleepy go buy some more fent, mama gurt wants another toke

[neat moat]

thank you

Ill be here all night

[ivory grail]

Sure thing bbg

[amber vessel]

You’re going to the big leagues

[ivory grail]

I didn't even go to acting school I just acted like my gurt on a good day

[neat moat]

the pills

put

the pharmacist

in the bag

[amber vessel]

I love the way you spelled pharmacist at first

“Farmaist”

[neat moat]

farmasist

[onyx igloo]

Farm Assist

[rain mango]

Plu*gie hate is not acceptable

[amber vessel]

Is that a slur for plungers

[ivory grail]

The pharmacist is 6'5 i can't

I already tried

He saw me taking all the fento chocolate

[neat moat]

I somehow fucking doubt that bbg

[rain mango]

Shhhhh

[ivory grail]

He is actually 6'5 when I saw him i thought I was hallucinating because he was bald and had a bread and he ginger

[rain mango]

A bread?

Thats common

korean boys make me happier

[ivory grail]

I seen 6'5 people before since ohio but a red head i haven't

[tiny pecan]

Multiplayer when?

[toxic relic]

ok shortstack

[neat moat]

Strong works for somone in ball punching range

[cedar bolt]

The rapture

[stiff geyser]

Bioshock reference

[neat moat]

inka

why do you hate Korean boys

did a Korean boy break your heart?

[stiff geyser]

🤨

[rain mango]

ive made alot of mistakes

[neat moat]

wdym

[polar kernel]

havent we all

[rain mango]

its all getting to me

[neat moat]

youre being vague

[polar kernel]

cake is always vague u just gotta work around it

[stiff geyser]

Who hasn't made mistakes?

[neat moat]

I prefer my cake with substance

[tall glen]

Not me

[polar kernel]

bottling up your emotions is unhealthy, you dont need to and sometimes shouldn't solve problems immediately, but dont let em stack up either. normal people fuck up and thats ok. if u go thru life thinking ur perfect ur probably crazy!

[rain mango]

Im queasy but I did the dishes

I deserve a purple heart

:[

[tall glen]

I am eating cheetos and a sparkling water

[neat moat]

they dont have those in Brazil dummy

[tall glen]

I'm not a korean boy

but I could pretend

[rain mango]

Shit you googled that?

Waw

[jade valley]

[neat moat]

no

Im very smart

[rain mango]

Nuh huh

[tall glen]

presses F

[rain mango]

Very evil >:[

[neat moat]

I am evil and smart

[rain mango]

Nuh huh

[neat moat]

ya huh

[rain mango]

Evil and poop

[neat moat]

go like

do something Brazilian

kick a footbol

[rain mango]

I know u wanna get a bbl

Chat will accept u

[neat moat]

what is a "bbl"

[rain mango]

big beautiful lady

U can google, no one in chat is judgin

[neat moat]

oh thank you cake

you are a bbl

:]

[rain mango]

no im ugly

[neat moat]

damn

[rain mango]

Not as ugly as evil poop man >:[

i want to test gravity

but i wont tonight

[neat moat]

Its already been proven

[rain mango]

i think im really close to a breaking point

[neat moat]

cake

[rain mango]

Try breathing

[neat moat]

do you have anyone to talk to this about?

[rain mango]

no

there never will be anybody to talk to

Breathing willingly activates the self soothing response in our bodies

[rain mango]

Of course there will silly

im going to go now

[neat moat]

stay safe

[vital marten]

[rain mango]

!rank

[prime thorn]

Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid

[rain mango]

ah

[rain mango]

dang

[humble ledge]

@plucky tundra its gonna take you 30 minutes of play time to get FURTHER than us in your world, but go ahead "i played too much" goofy ass bruh, and if you just dont like someone say that shit fuck ass boy

[livid notch]

Remain civil mate

[rain mango]

Weird dog

[rain mango]

Weirded out dog

[neon bramble]

@twin bear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_lBmJ5CJa8

gameplay footage is out

words cannot express how hungry I am for the playable demo to be public

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-sad-tearing-up-tobey-maguire-spider-man-gif-16521992

This better not get put thru creative hell

[tacit crystal]

You sound like you need psychological help sir

[neon bramble]

they deliver

trust

[humble ledge]

you look like you touch children sir

[thin wedge]

pz not beating "attract a bunch of teenagers" allegations

[tacit crystal]

Yeah, you got some pent up aggression. Sorry your girl cheated bro

[humble ledge]

pent these balls

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-mad-fed-up-the-office-steve-carell-gif-5562370

[thin wedge]

player base do be a bit undeveloped.

[frosty tulip]

o shit, theres a fight going on at the playground

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hollow-knight-silksong-hornet-silksong-hornet-bell-beast-gif-11004789676064351711

[frosty tulip]

oh yoo, another hardcore walking sim game just came out

time to make myself suffer

[neon bramble]

what

[frosty tulip]

you know, those annoying platformer games where your character has the worst movement ever

I like em

even though they do suck

[neon bramble]

oh platformer

[frosty tulip]

ye

[neon bramble]

when I hear walking sim I think arma

1 hour of walking only to get blep'd immediately by a sniper

[frosty tulip]

arma is the best walking sim ever

[neon bramble]

get loaded up in a truck, dont get told anything because I am "going to die in 5 minutes anyway"

[frosty tulip]

5 hours of walking for the amazing payoff of 5 seconds of intense action before you get mowed down by bullets

[neon bramble]

1 hour of teamkilling at spawn trying to get everyone organized

[toxic relic]

man

i missed the vc losers fighting

[frosty tulip]

arma is the epitome of one of those games where youtube vids make look fun

[neon bramble]

I love being in a vehicle crew

[frosty tulip]

then you actually play and it holy fuck it's so boring

[toxic relic]

are you from bulgaria

[frosty tulip]

going to work is actually less boring than Arma

I don't know how it does it

[neon bramble]

other than the stress of having to perform because I am in the vehicle, it's great

[toxic relic]

its for army sim nerds who jork to the accuracy of battle gear material

they need the 3 hours of walking

[frosty tulip]

don't call us nerds, that's failrp

[toxic relic]

im dming the admin, he's added me on steam y'know, you're about to be in big trouble buddy

🤓

[frosty tulip]

the only gun nerd I like is that one gun museum guy on youtube

he pretty cool

[neon bramble]

modern larpers do more jorking than other breeds of larpers

its great

[toxic relic]

lol

[toxic relic]

link

[neon bramble]

personally I prefer medieval because we spend more time dueling than anything

[frosty tulip]

yo, no full auto in buildings, that's failrp

[toxic relic]

insert video

NO FULL AUTO
im not paint gun sounds

[frosty tulip]

You've probably seen one of his vids, jonathan ferguson.

he's that gun expert that reviews guns in games

[toxic relic]

familiar

[frosty tulip]

bro suffered during Tarkov

all the cursed modifications

[thin wedge]

more like the sandbox

[frosty tulip]

the mods are basically the teachers on duty.

[thin wedge]

they might get tetanus if they play on the playground

[toxic relic]

thats how we cull the weak

go eat sand

[frosty tulip]

the weak are condemned to the a lifetime of the sandbox

[neon bramble]

I miss the casual gamer beef in online chat

[frosty tulip]

the strong are rewarded with a lifetime of the playground

as it should be

[toxic relic]

ive had the hiccups so long ive just accepted it

my new life

[thin wedge]

https://preview.redd.it/x3l42uuug5l21.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=fb6cb840223d08afdf3fe0e246869b9f27593bc7

the amount of splinters you get from this ts

[toxic relic]

slide not made of metal?

fellouf

[frosty tulip]

But those were fucking awesome though

those were the god tier playgrounds

[thin wedge]

it is

the rest is just wood

[thin wedge]

forbidden taste

[rain mango]

That wood wouldn't remain for a month in the tropics

[thin wedge]

[rain mango]

Day 2 already breaking

[toxic relic]

exile

bro isnt it weird as fuck to suck on a lactating cow tit

you impregnate a cow and drain its udders so you can drink milk while the calf just starves

crazy crazy

[neon bramble]

she's in the army

will die sooner or later from all of the raiders lookin for a piece of the pie

[lilac quarry]

Brother what

[tall glen]

cows produce more milk then the calf needs

[heavy ivy]

wortwortwort

[tall glen]

they were bred for it

[surreal mirage]

Ligma

[tall glen]

teats

[burnt kite]

why am i so tired gng

[tall glen]

its 2 am

[burnt kite]

i had 8 hours of sleep

[vital marten]

I can fix it

Assuming no rot

Actually I can fix that too if you sign off on these papers that say you understand it’s not structural repair and are liable if it were to break

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/PnQ0eQrKF4g?si=RQqcn_pxc897vyKD interesting

[frosty tulip]

Strongfang deserves it

the bastard

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/good-bug-dead-bug-bugs-starship-troopers-gif-27594834

[neon bramble]

half the reason I'm executing them is because my neighbors dont like me enslaving them

but I dont want to deal with them nor feed them so...

[frosty tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/starship-troopers-paul-verhoeven-robert-heinlein-buenos-aires-kill-them-all-gif-23642456

[frosty tulip]

the true humanitarian

[neon bramble]

death by red tape

[frosty tulip]

death by a thousand red tapes

[burnt kite]

yo why yall put cheese on my cheeseburgr

[vital marten]

We don’t get Snow, We get Ice. - Sanger Tx

Nothing but hail

[thin wedge]

Ya no responsibility for kid getting impaled by wooden spike

[toxic relic]

your mom

[toxic relic]

geoguessring your location

expect me soon, brother, for my mass is encroaching

[surreal mirage]

I geoguessed a derelict road in the middle of the northern canada within a few minutes somehow

[toxic relic]

intuition

canadian dirt bro

[surreal mirage]

Road in question

[toxic relic]

canadian dirt and eswatini grass

[toxic relic]

well if theres pockets of water you can orient yourself

[surreal mirage]

It was in the part without much water, also the roads had thick pine forests on either side

The only thing that gave me some sort of clue was a sign saying behchoko

[toxic relic]

bro's just map-pilled

[toxic relic]

northern canada has more indigenous names

[surreal mirage]

Yeah i went off that idea

[toxic relic]

understandable thought process

[surreal mirage]

That's probably the furthest north I've been dropped so far

[toxic relic]

was it a trekker camera

[surreal mirage]

Minus iceland

[toxic relic]

or a car camera

[surreal mirage]

Car

[toxic relic]

random guy just hiking up derelict roads

[surreal mirage]

I feel sorry for whoever had to drive through that

[toxic relic]

real lmao

for the love of the game

gotta get that shit mapped for the geussr bros

is north korea mapped?

🤔

[surreal mirage]

Nah there's no drops in north korea

It only has 360 camera user uploads

[toxic relic]

i dread the amount of interrogation the guy that uploaded that shit had to endure in order to do it lol

probably had to sift through every frame and get official approval

[surreal mirage]

Erm this camera angle doesn't make the road look prosperous enough, denied

[toxic relic]

HAHA exactly that dude

🤓 erhm, the light isnt shining behind the statue of our eternal leader in this one, this is treason, denied

[surreal mirage]

I always remember that one scene from the interview with the fake grocery shop

[toxic relic]

was it vice?

where they got drunk with officials and sang american classic rock

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/the-interview-ahhh-scared-scream-screaming-gif-4061789

[toxic relic]

ohhh

this looks interesting

lolol i looked it up

[surreal mirage]

Yea asian jim plays kim

[toxic relic]

office reference

crazy

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

you should watch the vice videos

old vice where they go to north korea and the labour camps in siberia

its fucking hilarious, especially the latter one with the ex cop and the gopnik shooting cans

[surreal mirage]

Is vice the one that did the highschool reunion video where a "more handsome" version goes instead

And it's just incredibly cringe

[toxic relic]

yes lmao

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/tdkzmbpx5Ak?si=1QxjjIYtIhoYrYkc welcome back realm of the mad god

[toxic relic]

i think so

[surreal mirage]

Le classic

I'll have a look at vice, i think I've watched a decent amount before

[toxic relic]

they fellouf hard recently

in the past 5/6 years theres a huge decline in quality

but that series and the drug series is peak

[surreal mirage]

Not surprised, buzzfeed also fell off hard in the last few years

[toxic relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awQDLoOnkdI

[toxic relic]

real

[surreal mirage]

Omg

Gonna binge that shit

[toxic relic]

[neon bramble]

somehow

my 2nd attempt went worse than the first and the city starved

I underestimated heatstroke and people were spazzing out in the streets because I could not research swimming pools

my food production was on thin ice on account of the shitty fucking weather and I was in a double death grip of the heat and starvation

I went to my previous city, sucked up my pride and paid off the raiders so I could overhaul my tech and army with lessons learned

my new university district

[toxic relic]

send the children into the rectangular rooms

make them learn things

[neon bramble]

soon™

once I learn paper making

also have I told you only humans like being educated lol

[toxic relic]

racism

[neon bramble]

for some races it's detrimental to send them to uni

[toxic relic]

dont dwarves need knowledge to craft and forge

and fight

what is this fantasy racism

[neon bramble]

yeah its weird

but dorfs are still the best manufacturers despite the human degree edge

[toxic relic]

paper making is crazy though, this game has everything

[neon bramble]

everything is industry upon industry

[toxic relic]

crack open the shell and lead them to the anvil

[heavy ivy]

dwarves just got that workshop learning mentality of learninf by doing

[neon bramble]

their start is very interesting

[heavy ivy]

if you bash your head into the anvil with a little guidance you can make some cool shit

[neon bramble]

they suck at food production and cannot procreate normally

in game lore is they materialize from the mountains

so you can only get them through immigration

[toxic relic]

ayo

gay rock dwarves are real

we spoke about this in chat but i think dwarves should all be gay and they make more from rocks

crazy

[neon bramble]

idk I fw bearded dwarf ladies

[heavy ivy]

when two dwarves love eachother very much they groom eachothers beards and thus a dwarf is made from the bowels of the earth

[toxic relic]

real shit

[toxic relic]

lesbians

still gay

[neon bramble]

lmao

[toxic relic]

lesbians forging swords for each other and gays crafting hammers

this is the future

[neon bramble]

I want to put my dwarves in combat but since what few I have are the manufacturing sector

[toxic relic]

can you buff immigration

[neon bramble]

you can it's just that you can't have seggs and immigration at the same time

[toxic relic]

no visa required for dwarves but you will be sent to war immediately

[heavy ivy]

i had a fantasy book series a long while back where the dwarves were so skilled at material magics that they would literally talk to rocks and convince them that they are in the position they always wanted to be, thus making their stonework nigh-indestructible

[neon bramble]

and immigrants mean you can't school dorf children

[toxic relic]

this doesnt make sense

[neon bramble]

immigrants are always adults

[toxic relic]

gaslighting

[toxic relic]

why cant you have sex and immigration

[neon bramble]

they probably still fuck

just no bebe dwarf

[heavy ivy]

let's just cut to the chase and have dwarves sex during immigration

[toxic relic]

weird logic

[neon bramble]

remember they don't breed normally

they materialize fully grown from the mountains

[toxic relic]

gay dwarves

my fantasy is real

[neon bramble]

I have an elite unit of dorfs for my home guard

dwarven sacred band

[toxic relic]

spartan army

[heavy ivy]

dwarves are by far my favorite of the more well known fantasy bands

[neon bramble]

make stuff all day and get shtifaced every night

peak lifestyle

[toxic relic]

real

[heavy ivy]

gentle giant? nah, angry drunk small man killing you with hammers

[toxic relic]

dwarves are peak balkan life

[toxic relic]

they would be hard to kill

a completely different way of fighting

insanely good stability because low center of gravity

[neon bramble]

leg armor can be annoying

armoring your feet is surprisingly complicated

[toxic relic]

understandable

you need to be mobile but protected

hard to make metal do that

[heavy ivy]

tiny man destroys every sword battle by simply whacking kneecaps and eternally being inside your guard

[neon bramble]

hol up lemme get an image of foot armor

[toxic relic]

looks like insect exoskeleton

[neon bramble]

good articulating foot armor is serious craftsmanship

[toxic relic]

or scales

[neon bramble]

the most accessible type of leg and foot armor are mail leggings

[heavy ivy]

mail won't do much about the warhammer tho

[neon bramble]

I dont know how period accurate this particular piece is but the overall idea is the same

[toxic relic]

insect exoskeleton

peak

[neon bramble]

precise fitted plates that slide over eachother

[toxic relic]

a good armourer is probably revered

[neon bramble]

this is very hard to do by hand

[heavy ivy]

scale and exoskeletons go hard

[toxic relic]

that shit looks insane

[karmic jetty]

woah what did i come here to

i love armour!!!

[neon bramble]

I'm not exactly sure what kind of steel is used but assuming it's hardened plate like the breastplate, lmao

[karmic jetty]

plate armour?

[neon bramble]

hardened steel

[toxic relic]

foot amour

[heavy ivy]

steel manufacturing has interesting history

[toxic relic]

🦶

[neon bramble]

armor steel is specialized

[toxic relic]

sabatons

[neon bramble]

by the late 15th century, people are starting to get good at chemistry and metallurgy

[ripe breach]

Hi fellow bleach tasters!

does anyone else has the GoG version?

[toxic relic]

socks with sandals

[ripe breach]

What are those!

[toxic relic]

sabatons

not sure if you were doing the vine thing

[ripe breach]

i was thou

[toxic relic]

ok

[neon bramble]

you'd have to be rich to get those too

[heavy ivy]

yeah microelectronics may be cool but they cant beat the sheer skill and patience of a seasoned blacksmith

[toxic relic]

what if i made my own eletronics

[karmic jetty]

mmm very articulated armour pieces

[neon bramble]

assuming 16th century tech, armor can be mass produced but most soldiers have greatly simplified sets compared to what the rich people would have

[toxic relic]

and used them to power my hand made suit of armour

[karmic jetty]

is that considred lamellar

[heavy ivy]

that's back in the cool territory

[toxic relic]

real

[heavy ivy]

redneck engineering is the peak of human dumbfuckery and i love it

[toxic relic]

redneck engineering is just ingenuity unfiltered

[neon bramble]

partial armor was in vouge, most people dropped the articulated arm and leg pieces partially because you can't reasonably bulletproof them and partially because they're expensive as fuck

[karmic jetty]

early modern armour be liek

all hail the firearm

[toxic relic]

i only know about later samurai armour

they stopped being so flashy cause the chest had to be made of metal to protect against bullet

which is where the huge decorated helmets come in

[neon bramble]

iirc they were also trying to adopt european style breastplates

[heavy ivy]

oh absolutely
people get lost in the sauce over numbers and efficiency stats and budget constraints and dont think about hey what if we built a pulse jet engine by hand with junk metal and stuck it on a swingset

[toxic relic]

i did a thing moment

[heavy ivy]

you love to see it

[toxic relic]

maybe maybe im not too sure haha

[neon bramble]

I forgot the term they used for the european style breastplate

[karmic jetty]

uhhh

cuirass

[toxic relic]

ita-mono

[neon bramble]

anyway my point is in a fantasy scenario, humans wont be able to minmax armor as hard

[quasi slate]

a game where you can play as Puppers

[karmic jetty]

reasonable fantasy

[neon bramble]

gunpowder armies mostly focused on mass producing breastplates because they could be reasonably bulletproofed and helmets because they're always a good idea

thigh and shoulder protection was optional depending on where you were and if you could afford it

[swift crag]

Good dog, needs to go back to it’s people though

[toxic relic]

gotta protect the biggest hitbox

[swift crag]

Which armies was this btw?

[neon bramble]

16th century european

I'm thinking of tercios in particular

[toxic relic]

you think some guy tried to put the helmet up his butt

[neon bramble]

shame we dont have their medical records

what boredom does to a mf

[toxic relic]

indeed

[neon bramble]

I have a serious love/hate relationship with the morion

[toxic relic]

if i was waiting for 100 days during a siege and all i was doing was boozing and patrolling id be thinking abouut it

[neon bramble]

it either looks fantastic it just dosen't work

[karmic jetty]

why arent they coated or painted

[toxic relic]

easy to go into goofy territory

but id agree it can fuck

[swift crag]

They don’t look very uh- gun powdery

[neon bramble]

because everyone was still trying to figure out how to deploy the gunpowder

[toxic relic]

hold on bro let me slam this shit for 40 seconds

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/musketeers-arquebus-30years-war-rotating-fire-alatriste-gif-24739604

the thing everyone could agree on is that more gunpowder is good, the trick is the gunmen still need to be protected

sticking with the tercio, it's spanish for thirds representing the proportion of gunmen to the rest of the regiment

1/3rd pike, 1/3rd swords, 1/3rd gunmen

[toxic relic]

pike so cinema

[neon bramble]

the idea is to have the gunmen as sleeves around the pikes repeatedly countermarching to lay down consistent fire on the other guys

run back when horsemen show up

[toxic relic]

🤔

so the gunmen are the yellow?

[neon bramble]

this is a countermarch btw

yes

everyone takes turns firing their guns and run to the back of the line to reload

[toxic relic]

ahhhh

thats sick

[neon bramble]

the movie is alatriste

[toxic relic]

thanks bro

[neon bramble]

its like the only good pike and shot depiction in film I know, it's depressing

[toxic relic]

i think its rare for any kind of strategic fighting to be good on film

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

even hand to hand is often kind of shit

[neon bramble]

its hard to do yes

[karmic jetty]

a real fight doesnt last too long

[neon bramble]

nah can last all day

[karmic jetty]

meant like hema

[neon bramble]

like duels?

[karmic jetty]

melee yea

[neon bramble]

sure but I'm thinkin of formation fights

[karmic jetty]

oh thats diff

[neon bramble]

nobody wants to die and people are happy to stand watching the other guys if they think attacking is a bad idea

[toxic relic]

that and i think a lot of the advice given to directors and such is ignored for high action set pieces of people running and falling over each other lmao

[karmic jetty]

do a one shot

[toxic relic]

we need fire arrows

[neon bramble]

its hard to show cavalry being competent

[karmic jetty]

every mounted cavalry depiction just shows them eat shid and falling off their horses

[toxic relic]

lord of the rings

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/cuirassier-alatriste-gif-24738830

[toxic relic]

ngl id shit my pants

imagine 100 horses running at you

[neon bramble]

100 horses running at you and the only way to survive is to hold position and pray you dont get shot

[karmic jetty]

thou arth cooked

[neon bramble]

if you run you are 100% cooked

[toxic relic]

🙏 impale myself

[neon bramble]

you'd probably be at the back

veterans usually at the front because they bought better armor and less likely to run

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/rdr2-red-dead-redemption2-arthur-morgan-van-der-linde-gang-gang-gif-26945028

[karmic jetty]

oh no how i survive this cav charge
the humble quicksand:

wuts his name

[toxic relic]

makes sense lmao

[karmic jetty]

arthrax

[jade cairn]

Hi Zozo

[neon bramble]

its crazy

you're being shot at by artillery and firearms and the only sane thing to do is stand still

[toxic relic]

we need to get to tahiti

[karmic jetty]

who are u

[toxic relic]

i guess so you're not as easy to see

[neon bramble]

nah

[thin wedge]

Mangoes

[toxic relic]

oh real?

[neon bramble]

they're not taking shots at you

[toxic relic]

why

[neon bramble]

they're taking shots at the formation

[toxic relic]

ahhhh

so if you break formation you're an easy target?

[neon bramble]

yes

[toxic relic]

real

[thin wedge]

ain't you bluesky famous

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/849416359132790794/1420152093716512851/bubba-gup.gif

[neon bramble]

you get run down by horses

[thin wedge]

like moopy

[neon bramble]

the cavalry wants you to break

[jade cairn]

How do you post picture in this channel?

[toxic relic]

insane mental game

[thin wedge]

reach lvl 10

[neon bramble]

yeah and suddenly, attacking or just moving forward sounds like a great idea because it takes your mind off the stress of having to stand still while being shot at

[toxic relic]

only way is forward

[karmic jetty]

man how to design a cool plate helmet
the ever beloved italian bascinet:

[thin wedge]

i need a new banner

[surreal mirage]

Can i choose your banner

[jade cairn]

Guess it is because I am not Bisexual

[toxic relic]

im not bisexual

[karmic jetty]

i

[toxic relic]

im from bulgaria

[karmic jetty]

am steve

[toxic relic]

fent and steal

[karmic jetty]

wheres ur banner echo

[surreal mirage]

I ate it

[toxic relic]

ate deez nuts

[surreal mirage]

Can you draw me one for 5 dorra

[karmic jetty]

sure

[toxic relic]

10 dollars

[karmic jetty]

first fork over the clams

then ill take 500 yrs to get started

[thin wedge]

5 venezuela dollars

[surreal mirage]

Sorry no money

I'll pay you in exposure

[thin wedge]

You already are dummy

who made that profile pic

[karmic jetty]

woah woah what kinda exposure

[surreal mirage]

Oh shid

[toxic relic]

expose dis dick

[thin wedge]

[surreal mirage]

[karmic jetty]

do ppl actually send dong pics

thats kinda silly

[toxic relic]

yessir

[thin wedge]

zool owes you now

[surreal mirage]

Unfortunately

[toxic relic]

they also send ass pics

[thin wedge]

already paying in exposure

[karmic jetty]

how does that work

[toxic relic]

idk if straight people do that

[surreal mirage]

Is this what zorzor wants

[toxic relic]

phone on table

timer

spread

[surreal mirage]

Most i can do is elbow pics

[toxic relic]

👍

[karmic jetty]

sounds lame

[toxic relic]

you gotta know bro

[karmic jetty]

get a better composition

[toxic relic]

hole shots 10 dollars

studio lighting

[toxic hawk]

Echo. Titty day

[karmic jetty]

i would love to be a model lmao

[toxic relic]

why lol

[karmic jetty]

i mean like fashion

not nood

[toxic relic]

ik

why

[karmic jetty]

why not

sounds fun

[toxic relic]

how

[karmic jetty]

and i like seeing myself

[toxic relic]

you're gonna be digitally edited to hell bro

remove this guy's pores we cant let the people know what skin looks like

[karmic jetty]

wha

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/skin-gif-9928966

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fentanyl-nod-lean-bend-dope-gif-12043712646573533350

[karmic jetty]

who up fent posing

[thin wedge]

bro got the mad fent hump

🐫

[toxic relic]

it holds water

[karmic jetty]

bro is the fentlord of notre dame

[toxic relic]

he's singing at the bell tower rn

hey omar

[plush cobalt]

I was about to say they do but now that I think about it

Idk if I've ever seen an ass pic sent by a totally straight person 🤔 so I'm sure they must but I can't confirm

[toxic relic]

do the straights send butthole pics

[surreal mirage]

[thin wedge]

pay in butt pics

[surreal mirage]

The best day

[karmic jetty]

only pic i need is a credit card and the silly numbers in the back to make me fall for u

[toxic relic]

bro wouldnt last on grindr

[plush cobalt]

4325 0226 8853 7359

[toxic relic]

that could be someones real card number

[surreal mirage]

You don't know that mr fart

[toxic relic]

ok echo

i doubt it

[plush cobalt]

Erm, actually, I don't think it fits any of the standards

[toxic relic]

erhm

[plush cobalt]

Except for my bank's, of course

[karmic jetty]

i knew it

[toxic relic]

damn

dude just had to correct me

this is how you catch a redditor

[plush cobalt]

Erm, actually, I do not own a reddit account

Nor operate one

[toxic relic]

erhm actually, i havent shit in 30 years and sometimes i blow brown chunks when i burp

[plush cobalt]

Erm, actually, I can smell you from here and you NEED to shower

[toxic relic]

erhm actually i think thats you bro

[karmic jetty]

to catch a redditor

[toxic relic]

since you're talking to me on a monitor

whomever smelt it dealt it

[plush cobalt]

Get on this now before someone takes it

[toxic relic]

get on dis dick bro

[surreal mirage]

They cancelled that catfish show

[karmic jetty]

I CAUGHT ONE RIGHT HERE

[toxic relic]

reel it in boys

[plush cobalt]

Heh. Fool. You dare to cite the ancients? You've forgotten what comes next: whoever denied it supplied it

[toxic relic]

whomever observed it, served it

whomever detected it, ejected it

whomever spoke last set off the blast

the smeller's the feller

dont fuck with me

[karmic jetty]

ackshually how can u be so sure that observing it may not have affected the result somehow

[toxic relic]

shrodingers shit

thats what i call a hard turd, cant tell if its a hemorrhoid or a dropped a log until i look

[thin wedge]

are you fart shella or a shart fella

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

shart fella

[thin wedge]

[surreal mirage]

Shart shella

[karmic jetty]

fart fella

[toxic relic]

sold shart shells on the sea shore

[thin wedge]

the tiger lets it crust

[toxic relic]

i dont believe in wiping

[karmic jetty]

shart shells are just tokenized poo

[toxic relic]

i just let it crust over-peel it off in one go, like a scab

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-tiktok-gen-alpha-meatcanyon-invincible-gif-7591453825158158396

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

you can tell he made that shit up

thats just how bro thinks

[surreal mirage]

Total goblin mode

[toxic relic]

literal brainrot baby

ok im gonna go shit

[karmic jetty]

imma go find a yt vid to try and sleep to

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/silk-song-hornet-hollow-knight-sploinky-gif-1377865536021832535

[plush cobalt]

🧐

I was going to just say the emoji so you'd be the one who spoke last but I have to mention the “whomever”s

Even if I think it may have been bait

[karmic jetty]

new season of smiling frens soon!!! https://youtube.com/shorts/Dp4xPdG4QxY?si=3oNZQNUdGdLoInCS

[plush cobalt]

Can't eat without YouTube... Can't sleep without YouTube

Put down the phone lil bro...

[karmic jetty]

habitual resonance

cant have one without the other

[surreal mirage]

Brainrotter

Doomscroller

[quasi slate]

palfarm giveway

cool

shadow the hedgehog wouldve been cooler tho

[narrow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-follow-me-gif-4273618567139914195

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/tennis-tennis-ball-tennis-ball-bird-meme-discord-gif-539136519197355099

Balls

[polar kernel]

tuff

[naive kettle]

I lowkey love eating food

❤️‍🩹

w wes

[rapid moth]

[naive kettle]

LOL

IT A ALIEN SHAKING HIS BUTT

ALIEN CAT

[rapid moth]

yes

[naive kettle]

🤣

IM LAUHING SO BAD

HAHAAHAHAHHA

[plush cobalt]

This is so me when I'm media.tenor cute-cat

[rapid moth]

smh these plungers

[naive kettle]

friendly fire is not tolerated

Omar from the walking dead?

[rapid moth]

[naive kettle]

HAHAHAHA

IT THE ALIEN CAT AGAIN

HES SMILING

HAHAAHAUAU

😂

I CANT BRO

💔 💔 💔

[rapid moth]

[narrow rune]

your media.tenor stupid-cat

[quasi slate]

wish companies made antiperspirants without aluminum 💔

[naive kettle]

yall

can we appreciate jesus for a sec

❤️

[tranquil coyote]

you mean jesus from TWD?

[naive kettle]

no

Jesus Christ

our lord and savior

[rapid moth]

gun jesus?

[naive kettle]

Jesus Christ

❤️

our lord and savior

[rapid moth]

not mine but its chill if its yours

[naive kettle]

I love him

[toxic hawk]

We can respect that

I heard cool things about him

[naive kettle]

yeah that one time he sacrificed himself for ur sins

❤️

and for mine too

[toxic hawk]

Yeah so what's that about. How did he sacrifice himself for everyone's sins

Does that include people who came before him too

[rapid moth]

not my sins those are mine to own up to

[naive kettle]

he forgives u