Become bob, forget waiting
#general_chat
vital marten
quasi slate
if we can actually form survivor groups with the npcs i will go after Bob
burnt kite
oreshki big bob
heavy ivy
it spread globally regardless of grounded flights and the us presumably managing to prevent carriers from physically transmitting it
quasi slate
anyone wanna recreate Busan map for pz pls
heavy ivy
my interpretation of it has always been that non airborne immune people had a nigh-total casualty rate
quasi slate
Bob my 🐐
rain mango
naive flicker
Bob
naive flicker
Bob my 🐐
If PZ characters would actually be so tuff and not such bums that die from a slightly burnt steak
Or from getting a cold
onyx igloo
i am making hungarian goulash for dinner
quasi slate
Sean let me come over for dinner 🍽️
my ass read that as ur getting scanned for dinner
ripe breach
@onyx igloo wich County you live in bro?
rapid moth
if we can actually form survivor groups with the npcs i will go after Bob
bob will be like artie dolittle
but project zomboid
not barotrauma
quasi slate
I knew the colors were off
toxic hawk
Yo that's sick
onyx igloo
<@929176406909411378> wich County you live in bro?
america
quasi slate
its 2 different shades the left one is darker
ripe breach
@onyx igloo I thought Hungary, sorry bro.
onyx igloo
<@929176406909411378> I thought Hungary, sorry bro.
You're good
quasi slate
Real and true
rapid moth
honestly I think a project zomboid comic would go hard asf
ripe breach
Man, I'd pay my liver for that XD
rain mango
Omg i love lesbian representation in aot
ripe breach
What bot?
rain mango
AoT
ripe breach
Sorry, I misread 😅
rapid moth
quasi slate
maybe one day they could turn the lore into a limited time comic you can get as collector's merch or something
that'd be cool
quasi slate
id snipe a physical copy of the game if they make one someday
rapid moth
it should come with a crowbar and axe
to end the crowbar and axe war
(crowbar 4 lyf)
ripe breach
Or a plush with your fav character
rapid moth
Or a plush with your fav character
my fave character died
he got too chilly
and ran out of matches
that was a long time ago
rapid moth
they never die I just never pick those characters back up again
quasi slate
my burrito got a thick juicy spicy bacon piece
😋
its like striking diamonds in the mines
but whoever was making my burrito messed up
its way too greasy i hate eating food thats super messy like this
have to use a knife and a fork 😢
vital marten
Oh boy
Mooper wouldn’t like Sloppy Joe
Frito Pie
Or even some good ol Texan BBQ
quasi slate
anything that gets my lips or hands messy will make me really angry lol
vital marten
Shame
quasi slate
i hate the feeling so much most of the time my burrito's have a dry thick wrap but this one is greasy and soggy
its falling apart
food like this gets thrown away halfway through usually
vital marten
The 3 kinda meals mentioned
hardy muralBOT
You are rank #184 at level 24 with 27,061 experience. (1,839 left for the next level)
[■■■■ ] 21%
quasi slate
The 3 kinda meals mentioned
is texan bbq the one at bottom right
vital marten
Soup is fine but never serve me dumplings
That shit is for the birds
quasi slate
with the meat cuts
vital marten
is texan bbq the one at bottom right
Yes
quasi slate
i can eat that with a fork
vital marten
These are the types of meat
vital marten
i can eat that with a fork
One you add stuff to it though like sauce it gets messy
Ain’t no way you eat that plain you’d be crazy 
vital marten
Yes, this would be just the meats
quasi slate
wdf
vital marten
even with that red paint
Oh well those idk
quasi slate
these dont look like they need anything added to them just eat as is
vital marten
The 1st yes I’d eat that as is
The 2nd no
rapid moth
these dont look like they need anything added to them just eat as is
I'd gobble this rn
vital marten
Those ribs need more sauce
rapid moth
Those ribs need more sauce
idk it looks fine to me
quasi slate
i dont think you would like eu food Lou
vital marten
idk it looks fine to me
MORE
rapid moth
maybe I'm too canadian
vital marten
i dont think you would like eu food Lou
I’d like the Spud and Chips
quasi slate
ermm thats bri'ish
vital marten
quasi slate
i want to try the fish and chips if i ever go to the UK if thats really popular as a fast food then it better be really good
vital marten
Everyone needs to enjoy a good peach cobbler
quasi slate
and the stuff under it?
vital marten
Peach cobbler
It’s kinda like a pie but not a pie
a dessert made with a sweetened peach filling topped with a biscuit-like dough, which is baked until golden
Often has peaches inside
burnt kite
can someone buy me silent hill pls 🫸🫷
vital marten
No we have silent hill at home
quasi slate
can someone buy me silent hill pls 🫸🫷
silenthill from alibaba
rapid moth
can someone buy me silent hill pls 🫸🫷
is that the fucking aneurism iv scumbag model
burnt kite
is that the fucking aneurism iv scumbag model
that is the scumbag model
rapid moth
elite ball knowledge
burnt kite
rain mango
Y u no ball
rain mango
Mirai nikki
quasi slate
can someone buy me silent hill pls 🫸🫷
the old silent hill or the new one
ur pc isnt running the new one
quasi slate
sabrina carpenter's assault rifle
burnt kite
the old silent hill or the new one
the old one ofc
rain mango
sabrina carpenter's assault rifle
Yassified scavs
burnt kite
also isnt there a new one coming out
heavy ivy
as a girl with a gun i like girls with guns
burnt kite
like a new installment, not the remake
quasi slate
like a new installment, not the remake
also runs like shit
burnt kite
can someone buy me silent hill pls 🫸🫷
also this probably bangs with a controller
burnt kite
also runs like shit
is it out already?
quasi slate
i dont think so i just saw performance graphs for it with upscaling
on ps5 it runs from like 600p upscaled iirc
slate kettle
can someone buy me silent hill pls 🫸🫷
dying light
quasi slate
vital marten
as a girl with a gun i like girls with guns
Self love is a powerful thing
vital marten
Show them your upscaled middle finger mooper
heavy ivy
Self love is a powerful thing
oh you know im making out with myself the first chance i get
quasi slate
heavy ivy
and yeah this upscaling garbage is such a fucking waste
burnt kite
is this tuff?
vital marten
I got 5 on it 
quasi slate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY4h-f1N7fc&t=43s actually it doesnt run that bad but this is a 5090
now think of the average consumer that will buy this game
hardy muralBOT
winter copper
oh
burnt kite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY4h-f1N7fc&t=43s actually it doesnt run that ba...
fahhh
icy vigil
Happy wednesday
fair yacht
Mirai nikki
that anime was wild ngl
toxic relic
takeshi hongo
moopy lost in the slop
i hate the gradient minimalism
it looks like a mobile app store
quasi slate
the rapture has begun i will be taking Jesus's hand soon and leaving
toxic relic
goof
quasi slate
is what I WOULD BE SAYING if i wasnt unethical person
toxic relic
perfect for the rapture
fair yacht
hello earthlings
quasi slate
hi illegal alien
toxic relic
why illegal
quasi slate
new law
toxic relic
not as low as deez nuts
ripe breach
https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-bryan-cranston-middle-finger-fu...
I can't believe that Heisenber was the bay larbour cooker...
quasi slate
abra cadabra
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/milk-catr-gif-17643415102294800837
is this a cat?
burnt kite
is this a cat?
doesn't look like much else to me
toxic relic
looks like a lump of convulsing flesh
ripe breach
It's the meaow harbour butcher
toxic relic
like a hairy tumour with muscles and nerve
burnt kite
like a hairy tumour with muscles and nerve
mate are you alright
toxic relic
ive been reading
what i have been reading has affected how i see the world
also that does not look like a cat
only correct answer brother
burnt kite
shut your cake hole
toxic relic
steam dis dick
quasi slate
ting ting ting yan yan yan
quasi slate
no
toxic relic
doesnt it sound cool
quasi slate
no
toxic relic
ok gacha player
toxic relic
quasi slate
welcome to australia mate dick splinters
toxic relic
dick splinters 
burnt kite
https://tenor.com/view/skin-gif-25030069
time for a snake to shed it's skin
burnt kite
time for a snake to shed it's skin
i honestly usually take the MGS1 option in MGS3, for some extra stamina
toxic relic
quartz lotus
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/dale-earnhardt-nascar-gif-18753727
when somone hacks my headset and plays goth mommy putting you to bed asmr
young kelp
is steam down for yall?
toxic relic
didnt he take it into a mall too?
toxic relic
is steam down for yall?
nah
neat moat
what was
young kelp
weird
toxic relic
i checked a few minutes ago for updates and it was fine
young kelp
no connection despite having decent net
toxic relic
on top gear
young kelp
even the website version ain't opening
toxic relic
no idea
neat moat
toxic relic
no connection despite having decent net
apparently it is in some places
toxic relic
bro
young kelp
<a:hambum:1093431325878386752>
neat moat
what
toxic relic
neat moat
buh
it feels like a Wednesday for me
but uts barely Tuesday
💀
at least the day is almost over
toxic relic
it is wednesday
toxic relic
its almost midday
sturdy lily
is anyone here a doctor
sturdy lily
if you need a doctor go to one irl
i dont need a doctor im js asking cuz one of my friend has a weird bruise and i cant tell if its bad or not because im not a doctor
last spoke
Okay then your friend needs to see the doctor
sturdy lily
Okay then your friend needs to see the doctor
yeah thats what i mtelling him but he aitn listening
toxic relic
jjba?
last spoke
Weird bruise is doctor immediately territory
rain mango
Jjba
toxic relic
jjba?
last spoke
Jjba will get a new season 😭 👍 👍 👍
Huge day for annoying people
toxic relic
what is it
rain mango
Huge day for annoying people
Huge day for cowboy fans
rain mango
what is it
A manga series
last spoke
That's the same sentence
rain mango
Being animated
loud pumice
Roobeer
toxic relic
that tells me nothing but ok
sturdy lily
Weird bruise is doctor immediately territory
hes had it for like a month
rain mango
That's the same sentence
Cowboy rebop @woven pawn
toxic relic
cowboy bebop is peak
last spoke
hes had it for like a month
The best time to see the doctor was a month ago
The second best time is now
Just Go
cursive vortex
🍄 💪
sturdy lily
i cant force him top go to a doctor
cursive vortex
i cant force him top go to a doctor
u can force people to do alot of things if u know how
last spoke
Random bruises could be anywhere from a blood clot (already very very bad) to cancer
rain mango
Guaraná
last spoke
It might also not be
But that's not a gamble I'd take
sturdy lily
Random bruises could be anywhere from a blood clot (already very very bad) to ca...
no its not random he got it from an injury but i think its like the more severe version of a bruise because of some stuff he said
neat moat
one of the mods is a "doctor"
burnt kite
that tells me nothing but ok
jojo's bizare adventures
toxic relic
ah
cursive vortex
no its not random he got it from an injury but i think its like the more severe ...
tell him to go outside
that cud fix it
WAGMI anyhow
toxic relic
yeah thats what i thought
yeah i couldnt figure out the initialism
i kept thinking about jujitsu kaisen
last spoke
Where's the second J come from?
burnt kite
Jjba will get a new season 😭 👍 👍 👍
like a continuation or do you mean they are animating sbr
burnt kite
Where's the second J come from?
JoJo
toxic relic
Where's the second J come from?
i think its the second jo
last spoke
But that's one word
burnt kite
its an initial
toxic relic
oh is jojo a nickname
burnt kite
JOnathan JOestar, JOseph JOestar, etc etc etc
cursive vortex
comes from tha mushrooms mate
toxic relic
i see i see
last spoke
As I said, big day for annoying people
burnt kite
what do you mean
last spoke
I'll leave the proof as an exercise for the reader
last spoke
I don't understand what you are talking about
Neither do I
I've had very limited sleep the last week or so and none of it has been at the right time
burnt kite
loud pumice
Wtfooook
loud pumice
screw you nerds
GO TO SLEEP
burnt kite
GO TO SLEEP
stop pinging me
burnt kite
vapid dome
Finished all the tasks I needed to do today and went to continue my zomboid game and immediately got bitten by a zombie that somehow snuck up the stairs behind me and was waiting outside my door after I unpaused 😭
rancid heath
So heres an idea for anyone up for a challenge
vapid dome
I'm actually just gonna cheat to save myself cause thats so lame and I'm already annoyed lol
rancid heath
does anyone want to create a third person project thats basically pz
neat moat
🍞 🍅 🥒 🧀 ➡️ 🥩 🤏 🍔 ⁉️ ⁉️ 🍔 ⁉️ ⁉️
🍞 🍅 🥒 🧀 ➡️ 🥩 🤏 🍔 ⁉️ ⁉️ 🍔 ⁉️ ⁉️ ** **
vital marten
🍞 🍅 🥒 🧀 ➡️ 🥩 🤏 🍔 ⁉️ ⁉️ 🍔 ⁉️ ⁉️
🍞 🍅 🥒 🧀 ➡️ 🥩 🤏 🍔 ⁉️ ⁉️ 🍔 ⁉️ ⁉️ **...
How does it taste
quasi slate
@toxic hawk nameless generic oc
stone meadow
hmm
did you draw that
wait OC, of course you did
looks good 👍 good to see your improvements
hidden spruce
vital marten
Why not get a pad moop?
onyx igloo
OHP
ok garmin video speichern
quasi slate
Im waitge
vital marten
young kelp
well shit that was the worst crash I've had in a game
to the point I lost 3 in-game days of progress
thin wedge
toxic relic
mr morale is such a good album
its produced so well lol
it reminds me of lupe's tetsuo and youth
lyric galleon
quasi slate
is 5c in my room
upbeat spear
sup nerds
quasi slate
ermm what the sigma
rain mango
Im officially playing hollower knight aka silksong
upbeat spear
Im officially playing hollower knight aka silksong
its fuckin hard
rain mango
Pogo was cheap tactics
upbeat spear
yeah but i found it more fun
rain mango
Ddarking was fun but robbed
They managed to make self healing harder thefu
Happily i will manage my worm spider girl
upbeat spear
yeah but you can heal in the air which is nice
rain mango
Yeah i healed when jumping from a platform edge and just hovered in air
I want walljump alreadyyyy
:ccc
upbeat spear
dont get that for a while
rain mango
Yea cherry team does that
Had to fight a whole sister of battle for it wonder whats the catch now
upbeat spear
i need to finish the game, got halfway through then borderlands and skate distracted me
thin wedge
bro thinks they're gok
rain mango
https://tenor.com/view/i-kinda-look-like-goku-goku-gif-12639241708048797007
🗣️
Feet pics next
His career s js started
amber vessel
idk how to survive
https://tenor.com/view/that's-the-neat-thing-that's-the-neat-part-invincible-gif-3109787441708074597
neat moat
How does it taste
neat moat
it does
naive flicker
Got irl shi to do. I wouldn't be a good friend if I didn't respect that.
stone meadow
i need to finish the game, got halfway through then borderlands and skate distra...
what do u think of bl4
upbeat spear
what do u think of bl4
besides the fact it runs like a hot piece a shit, its actually really really good, they fixed the dialog being ass, the gameplay is real fun, plus the characters are so unique
only stopped playing it cuz of skate
upbeat spear
yeah by far my fav BL game
onyx igloo
upbeat spear
its honestly that bad sometimes
naive flicker
Oh hell no 💔
naive flicker
i have a gun that when you shoot you just cant see for a second
Naw wtf
upbeat spear
also have a fun build with a bomb that bounces 6 times to different targets so if your in an enclosed space all you see is blue
everything including me dies in a bright blue flash
rain mango
I think i just friendzoned someone
onyx igloo
Epic!
thin wedge
neat moat
Im in the bath
cake soup
naive flicker
People would've fallen over this guy back in 23 for saying that
Gooneral chat was crazy
neat moat
what
naive flicker
Didn't look at their pronouns
thin wedge
pancake?
naive flicker
Damn
naive flicker
pancake?
Wait
Ohhh that guy
Or the two fellas with the Andy and leyley pfp
I still talk to one of them, regularly. It's more than talking atp
onyx igloo
are you sealrious
naive flicker
Yea i don't like the fandom that much
neat moat
are you sealrious
I want to kikl tha guy so much
onyx igloo
are you sealrious
this is how i stare at my GED book
naive flicker
what about the one who spammed apple cat gif
Wasn't that zeerol
naive flicker
Hmm
neat moat
zee has been dead for 37 years
upbeat spear
Zee never existed what are you talking about?
naive flicker
Y'all are lying
What do y'all want from me
I didn't do anything
No i have a clean register, why do you ask
upbeat spear
Y'all are lying
What do y'all want from me
I didn't do anything
No i have a cl...
What do I want? I’ll take a mars bar if you got one
naive flicker
What do I want? I’ll take a mars bar if you got one
Sorry gng, got none
upbeat spear
Awh man
neat moat
zeel body still rots in the forest where we dump em
I can sometimes see them staring through my window. Those unforgiving eyes burning through me
I dont get mich sleep now
rain mango
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/849416359132790794/1420152093716512851/bu...
stoopid dog does it know it is alive
rain mango
https://tenor.com/view/spoon-cat-spoon-spoon-cat-cat-apple-apple-cat-gif-2548794...
Weird dog
rain mango
Weird pups
neat moat
why are you my number 1 hater now
rain mango
why are you my number 1 hater now
You’ve been my no.1 hater for a month
carmine monolith
damn
languid meadow
board or bird?
languid meadow
bird
neat moat
bord* 🤓 👆
languid meadow
It’s a bird
neat moat
bord*
carmine monolith
bard
languid meadow
Blairdddddddddd
celest salmon
What happend to the president lore wise
Did he die to the airborn
Or is he alive
polar kernel
thin wedge
nah he got stuck in the oval office spinning the box
ITS JUST A STORM DICK
calm down
celest salmon
Is Castro aura farming
naive flicker
What happend to the president lore wise
Louisville mayor bitten in retail store 🗣️
Fuckin hell where's that one vid
naive flicker
🕊️
mellow birch
Is Castro aura farming
until the day he died
naive flicker
Naww gng the barcode launched an orbital strike from his base and then proceeded to kill him with his oppressor mk II just to message him to slurs after getting killed once
onyx igloo
conductor we have a problem
simple bear
1200 mcnuggets
amber vessel
conductor we have a problem
amber vessel
1200 mcnuggets
How many calories
simple bear
How many calories
mellow birch
indeedydeed
hardy muralBOT
prisma oriole
Eat sílica gel
harsh vault
1200 mcnuggets
army core
prisma oriole
1200 mcnuggets
Should i inlist?
rain mango
Crack
rain mango
https://tenor.com/view/conductor-we-have-a-problem-cat-cute-funny-gif-1716811572...
Weird dog
rain mango
Eat sílica gel
Capixaba da pesti
uncut epoch
amber vessel
If you’re looking to bulk up, go to chernobyl
onyx igloo
bulk up on funny elephant foot
prisma oriole
Capixaba da pesti
Lampião da desgraça, um nordestino aq?
candid patio
I bought these "crispy garlic slices" yesterday
And they are basically like potato chips, but made of garlic instead of potatoes
And I ate like half the bag
Like they were potato chips
So this is a PSA
ivory grail
Not enough
candid patio
Don't eat that much garlic
neon bramble
but roasted garlic is great
amber vessel
Don't eat that much garlic
I guess we know you’re not a vampire
mellow birch
inform us of the perils of garlic chips
neon bramble
you're not my mom!
candid patio
what happened Slappy
I'm burping farting and sweating garlic
I'm miserable and spicy
mellow birch
interesting 🗒️ 🖊️
candid patio
And my wife has banished me to the other side of the house
ivory grail
Garlic isn't spicy
neon bramble
ivory grail
That like saying salt is spicy
toxic relic
And my wife has banished me to the other side of the house
weak
cant handle garlic farts
candid patio
is garlic spicy
In a way... Closer to wasabi spicy than 🌶️ spicy
toxic relic
garlic is not spicy dude
amber vessel
I’m not eating wasabi ever again
toxic relic
why
amber vessel
That stuff is nasty
toxic relic
🤔 afaik most wasabi outside of japan is just horseradish
neon bramble
maybe thats why we dont see pure garlic snacks
its always drowned in something else like nuts
toxic relic
not from the actual wasabi plant
mellow birch
drowned in nuts huh
amber vessel
🤔 afaik most wasabi outside of japan is just horseradish
Maybe I’ll have to try some non-americanized wasabi then
toxic relic
youll have to try specifically japanese wasabi
actually i think they grow in nz as well
candid patio
garlic is not spicy dude
Perhaps spicy is not the right word. But it's a very similar sensation. If you eat raw garlic, it definitely has a sort of burning sensation.
tacit meadow
Xp
toxic relic
Perhaps spicy is not the right word. But it's a very similar sensation. If you e...
🤨
im not with you there bud
amber vessel
My tongue felt like it was gonna melt off when I ate wasabi
tacit meadow
I never tried raw garlic so idk
toxic relic
My tongue felt like it was gonna melt off when I ate wasabi
bruh
tacit meadow
Iv come round on wasabi
toxic relic
never had raw garlic
tacit meadow
As a bubba it was too spicy
amber vessel
I’m not narrow minded I just dislike wasabi
candid patio
im not with you there bud
Either you are arguing semantics, you don't consume raw garlic, or you have some genetic mutation that makes you immune to the sensation.
tacit meadow
What do u want from me. Am i meant to have been cooking then just chomped on some fukin garlic straight out the clove
toxic relic
Either you are arguing semantics, you don't consume raw garlic, or you have some...
i doubt that sensation is universal
ive eaten a lot of raw garlic
candid patio
All aliums produce a similar sensation. It is the same thing that makes onions make people cry
toxic relic
weak body fragile mind
mellow birch
Slappy is right
spicy is an appropriate word even if it’s not that spicy, all things considered .v.
toxic relic
what about people that work with onions a lot and dont cry
amber vessel
weak body fragile mind
“Just fight the fumes bro it’s not that hard”
toxic relic
is this an immunity
mellow birch
that has nothing to do with the question of whether or not they can be called spicy
tolerance would be the right word
rain mango
Sweet is better
mellow birch
not immunity
toxic relic
sweet foods suck
mellow birch
maybe some people are immune to it though idk
rain mango
sweet foods suck
Kill
toxic relic
tolerance would be the right word
tolerate deez nuts in your mouth lmao gottem
rain mango
mellow birch
tolerate deez nuts in your mouth lmao gottem
no can do
toxic relic
i dislike sweet foods
candid patio
is this an immunity
There is definitely a percentage of people that don't cry from onions. And that's excluding people who use a variety of strategies to mitigate it.
toxic relic
theres nothing to them
amber vessel
tolerate deez nuts in your mouth lmao gottem
mellow birch
i dislike sweet foods
I dislike you for that take
toxic relic
why am i riding a horse
onyx igloo
onions are the only time i have ever cried
amber vessel
onions are the only time i have ever cried
jeez
mellow birch
imagine not liking sweets
onyx igloo
i like pastries
toxic relic
like ok sugar okay gelatin
amber vessel
Pastries are my favorite I think
onyx igloo
pastries are the best form of sweet flavor
amber vessel
bread with stuff inside it
mellow birch
well, enjoying a sweet isn’t typically about the complexity of the flavor lol
tacit meadow
Lollies are pretty low tier
toxic relic
Lollies are pretty low tier
real
onyx igloo
the goulash i made with my mom was good
toxic relic
well, enjoying a sweet isn’t typically about the complexity of the flavor lol
well thats what im after
mellow birch
fair enough then
toxic relic
gummy sweets, hard candy, chocolate etc etc
mellow birch
chocolate has more flavor to it than the other examples
tacit meadow
I like whatever contains caramel tho
toxic relic
shitting
mellow birch
surprised you don’t even like that
toxic relic
i dont like chocolate taste
onyx igloo
i dont like chewy caramel
winter forge
so when project zomboid commits a warcrime on my 9950x who do i call? 
for future reference? 1000s of crates started falling from the sky today. on day 26 
just when i had the purfect run going too.
onyx igloo
chewy candy in general is bad
amber vessel
Complete 180 but does anyone else here dislike celery
onyx igloo
i dont mind celery
tacit meadow
Trash
onyx igloo
its a little strong though
cursive vortex
🍄
mellow birch
I don’t care for celery
amber vessel
I think it just tastes like bitter water
onyx igloo
hummus is awesome
amber vessel
Dip is the only thing that saves celery for me
toxic relic
hummus peak
onyx igloo
you can put hummus on nearly everything
toxic relic
but id celery alone
tacit meadow
Celery is just an edible spoon
toxic relic
you can put hummus on nearly everything
real
toxic relic
my partner makes alot of hummus and i eat it all every time
amber vessel
mmm cucumber
toxic relic
feed it to me through a tube
tacit meadow
I feel like iv been scammed on hummus
mellow birch
hummus IV
tacit meadow
People seem to like it, but i dont. And i feel like quality is to blame
mellow birch
hummus through the back end
toxic relic
hummus enema
onyx igloo
become hummus
mellow birch
pop like a human hummus balloon
onyx igloo
imagine seeing a humanoid hummus being walking down the street
toxic relic
put the hummus in the colostomy bag and tip it back so it goes in not out
amber vessel
Is the hummus hive mind forming
onyx igloo
i like garlic and hummus
amber vessel
Five messages about hummus in a row
mellow birch
hummus
tacit meadow
We chattin
toxic relic
yeah bro
amber vessel
gyros are gooooood!!!
tacit meadow
Is that the doughnut sticks?
toxic relic
People seem to like it, but i dont. And i feel like quality is to blame
probably
cursive vortex
mushroom
onyx igloo
what do you guys think of chicken caeser salad
amber vessel
goooddd
toxic relic
Is that the doughnut sticks?
its shit stuffed in pita bread
tacit meadow
Its fine
tacit meadow
its shit stuffed in pita bread
Ohh, yeh i like them
onyx igloo
its shit stuffed in pita bread
why would you shove feces in pita bread
amber vessel
I had a gyro with lamb in it I think and it was so good
mellow birch
why would you shove feces in pita bread
you’re talking to Mr. Ass
he’ll put feces anywhere
toxic relic
im a man of shit
mellow birch
watch your step
toxic relic
chicken and ceasar salad feels unnecessary
slop bowl
just eat the salad with a chicken sandwich
onyx igloo
what if you forgot to buy bread
amber vessel
im a man of shit
onyx igloo
what do you guys think is the best bread
young echo
I enter gen chat for the first time in weeks and this is the first thing I see
amber vessel
I enter gen chat for the first time in weeks and this is the first thing I see
we have fun here
onyx igloo
i dont like wet food
you dont like soups or stews?
toxic relic
I enter gen chat for the first time in weeks and this is the first thing I see
dont let bro find my chat history
mellow birch
dont let bro find my chat history
real
toxic relic
you dont like soups or stews?
🤔 i enjoy soup and stew
i dont like dry food thats made wet by a dressing
or condiment
mellow birch
same, honestly
onyx igloo
i dont like dry food thats made wet by a dressing
ah alright
opaque falcon
is there a way to reset all loot in containers with a button and not using the setting
toxic relic
i think the only time id enjoy it is with rice but the rice doesnt get soggy
opaque falcon
is there a way to reset all loot in containers with a button and not using the s...
i had a mod and it screwed up weapon spawns so badly that it is almost traumatic
onyx igloo
i recently had subway
toxic relic
but dont put ketchup and shit on it, id rather eat it alone
amber vessel
Subway is great when you’re a child
mellow birch
is there a way to reset all loot in containers with a button and not using the s...
no idea
amber vessel
and then it sucks
toxic relic
i never had it
mellow birch
I never liked subway
toxic relic
non america moment
mellow birch
even as a kid it tasted chemical-y
onyx igloo
way better
toxic relic
surrounded by 🦅
mellow birch
idk how to describe it
toxic relic
go to a firehouse subs
i dont know what that is dude
mellow birch
i dont know what that is dude
a sub place that doesn’t suck as much as subway
toxic relic
👍
amber vessel
i dont know what that is dude
Get your ass over here and find out
mellow birch
pretty alright actually
rain mango
Asses
toxic relic
Get your ass over here and find out
no way am i going to the usa
toxic relic
send all my enemies to america
onyx igloo
please fix here
rain mango
I am going to eat america
toxic relic
america all "we have to look after ourselves" isolationist but when they have trouble its "help plz"
mellow birch
I am going to eat america
you’ll get indigestion
toxic relic
is this hypocrisy or irony
amber vessel
I am going to eat america
More grease than nutrition
mellow birch
we definitely don’t let any other countries be left alone lol
amber vessel
its gonna be crunchy in the city areas
Tasty lightbulbs too
toxic relic
american find the country theyre currently invading on a map challenge
mellow birch
no amount of isolation can hide you from the imperial core when it gets its eyes on you
amber vessel
american find the country theyre currently invading on a map challenge
You didn’t have to call me out like that
mellow birch
including from within the core itself
toxic relic
You didn’t have to call me out like that
name a country in central africa
amber vessel
I took world history and learned geography but that was like three years ago
I don’t remember shit 😭
mellow birch
I actually know a few, not sure where you’re delineating central though
onyx igloo
at some point my mom plans to visit outside of america
onyx igloo
i was wondering where i would wanna visit outside america
toxic relic
not north or south
mellow birch
DRC and CAR are definitely there
mellow birch
I’d call Chad central
amber vessel
i was wondering where i would wanna visit outside america
I’ve been wanting to see iceland
toxic relic
drc and republic of congo are another 2 easy ones
toxic relic
I’d call Chad central
id disagree with you
mellow birch
because of how top heavy the continent feels
toxic relic
the sources are conflicting on whether or not chad is central or north
toxic relic
I’ve been wanting to see iceland
swim in the nuclear waste water like all the other tourists
amber vessel
oh no 😰
toxic relic
idk why people wanna visit iceland
mellow birch
swim in the nuclear waste water like all the other tourists
am I missing out on some iceland lore?
amber vessel
idk why people wanna visit iceland
I’ve only ever heard good things about it but I guess that’s how they get you
toxic relic
i think the tourism pr worked hard to make iceland look good
severe agate
Go to greenland and see all the ice
toxic relic
unless you are interested in geoscience or nature then whats the point lol
amber vessel
I mostly like how beautiful it is
toxic relic
madagascar is picturesque
amber vessel
I’m a sucker for landscapes that aren’t so… industrialized
mellow birch
if you’re a tourist being interested in the nature is hardly that weird
mellow birch
yeah some places here are really pretty
onyx igloo
just a small town with a restaurant and some shops
toxic relic
if you’re a tourist being interested in the nature is hardly that weird
ehhh i mean nature like 🤔 not just "oh wow look so nice" more like "holy balls look at the resilience of this moss carpet"
but yeah a lot of tourists are "into nature"
enjoy doing woods
candid patio
I like celery and Iceland. Not combined
amber vessel
I visit north carolina every year. The beaches are protected so it’s just dunes and weeds and grass for ages. No houses on the beach at all
mellow birch
I will dip Iceland in hummus
toxic relic
I will dip Iceland in hummus
rain mango
You know originally canada and the united states were one united country
Called vinland
toxic relic
vinland saga
rain mango
The real vinland was the united states and canada
Vikings landed here and named it vinland
stone nexus
Balls.
rain mango
Wayyyy before the british
toxic relic
balls
stone nexus
🤝
onyx igloo
spheres
rain mango
Vinland greenland iceland
toxic relic
Wayyyy before the british
you're missing a few dozen groups of people that were there first
rain mango
you're missing a few dozen groups of people that were there first
Yeah native americans
And stuff
But technically the first people from europe to land here were the vikings
toxic relic
i dont think it was originally called vinland but that is what the viking explorers called a region they travelled through
rain mango
i dont think it was originally called vinland but that is what the viking explor...
We found the vinland campsite in canada
toxic relic
i knew you were old
toxic relic
thats what viking explorers called some parts yeah
rain mango
Cuz the vikings interacted and bred with native americans
mellow birch
idk if there’s any evidence that the vikings made it into where modern day USA is
toxic relic
Cuz the vikings interacted and bred with native americans
so south africa is technically the netherlands cause dutch farmers fucked the native khoi people
mellow birch
only thing I’ve seen is some coins that were probably moved there then unearthed later
mellow birch
so south africa is technically the netherlands cause dutch farmers fucked the na...
real
toxic relic
i only know that its thought that some explorers did travel around the coasts [maybe farther inland]
but of course there were already established civilizations, so they were likely trading
mellow birch
afaik there isn’t a lot of hard evidence of it
toxic relic
yeah
mellow birch
but, yeah
toxic relic
archaeology moment
rain mango
If canada and the united states arent vinland than theres no where else that fits the description
toxic relic
thats what viking explorers are thought to have called some parts yeah
i say for the third time
rain mango
Lush grasslands and fields of wild wheat and rye native americans (they described them as people wearing feathers) and the huge forests they talked about
mellow birch
cake is making me want to watch vinland saga again
toxic relic
vinland saga peak
mellow birch
the fight scenes in the first season were so good
amber vessel
I’ve never watched it
toxic relic
its peak bro
amber vessel
I’ve heard all the fuss
mellow birch
I’ve never watched it
it’s good
mellow birch
very Christian though
rain mango
Yeah very christian
toxic relic
is that accurate to the time period
rain mango
Yes
toxic relic
scandinavians doing what rome did
rain mango
Christianity was the main cause of vikings vanishing
mellow birch
.v.?
rain mango
Lots of places teamed up to wipe out the vikings
toxic relic
Christianity was the main cause of vikings vanishing
just like the old religions in rome
rain mango
They united under one primary god and the allied countries in europe decided vikings had to go
Cuz they didnt follow the same beliefs
mellow birch
Lots of places teamed up to wipe out the vikings
did they ever get invaded by some kind of christian coalition? must have missed that in history class
toxic relic
did they ever get invaded by some kind of christian coalition? must have missed ...
i know that southern parts of europe did go up and convert them
rain mango
did they ever get invaded by some kind of christian coalition? must have missed ...
Not really
It was mostly just europe becoming europe
amber vessel
Cuz they didnt follow the same beliefs
Infuriating
mellow birch
as far as I know christianity was imported back home from vikings
mellow birch
first and foremost at least
rain mango
It was just the new primary thing
rain mango
as far as I know christianity was imported back home from vikings
Vikings also started to follow it
It depended tho
Because so many different viking chiefs and stuff held onto their own beliefs
mellow birch
some blended Christianity into their own mythology, I heard
rain mango
It was a really strange time to be alive
mellow birch
culture is funny like that
toxic relic
did they blend it or was that the effort of priests to make converting easier
i know that many regions were converted that way
mellow birch
a convert doesn’t necessarily forget all of their myths and traditions
I don’t know if it’d have to be subversive like that, necessarily at least
toxic relic
"your deities are technically apart of this greater mythology so you should praise this thing because its technically the same "
mellow birch
but yeah pagan holiday appropriation etc etc
toxic relic
idk religion lore
amber vessel
dude stop peeing all over the chat
toxic relic
mellow birch
<:pissking:1314789737893990472> idk religion lore
haven’t been interested in the subject for a long while
toxic relic
3 inches perfect for driving in screws
toxic relic
haven’t been interested in the subject for a long while
fair lmao
im not interested in it generally
war history is cool though
amber vessel
I used to be pretty into ww1
amber vessel
I used to be pretty into ww1
Mainly the technology development from that time period
toxic relic
sieges
toxic relic
penis
rain mango
what I miss
Religion talk