handheld dreams shot in hell real
#general_chat
toxic relic
karmic jetty
i used to also listen to sht like sewerslt
toxic relic
🤔 true
toxic relic
i used to also listen to sht like sewerslt
spotify rabbithole pick
toxic relic
do you listen to any lyrical rap
toxic relic
i still love her by teriyaki boyz and kanye
close enough lmao
i think the only kanye i listen to is college dropout which seems like such an obvious pick but
theres a reason for that lol
neat moat
I should practice what I preach
harsh vault
shush
toxic relic
?
neat moat
I just screamed at a small child to go to bed because it was late and I made them cry before going to bed
and Im still up
tee hee
toxic relic
am preaching that ghoti should shh
you should practice what you preach
karmic jetty
u are a hypocrite and a fraud
harsh vault
you should practice what you preach
okay mate
neat moat
you should practice what you preach
good one m8
toxic relic
mater
karmic jetty
i shall cast the first stone upon thee
neat moat
later mater
harsh vault
:3
harsh vault
I just **screamed** at a small child to go to bed because it was **late** and I ...
like irl?
toxic relic
harsh vault
sure you were
neat moat
I just told them it was late and to go to bed
harsh vault
ghoti would totally make me cry because i didnt go to bed
neat moat
Gurt the all father, looking after the children of discordia
neat moat
ghoti would totally make me cry because i didnt go to bed
yeah well im about to if yiu dont turn it
toxic relic
i dont think anyone on discord should be a patron saint of children
neat moat
you know what
harsh vault
yeah well im about to if yiu dont turn it
its only 2 am boy
neat moat
I think I will listen to that bit of advice
neat moat
its only 2 am boy
toxic relic
I think I will listen to that bit of advice
growth
neat moat
what did you just call me
harsh vault
boy
harsh vault
fishboy
neat moat
I understand old people abusing small little annoying shits now
sacred schooner
https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-fnaf-fnaf-memes-gif-24043137
karmic jetty
i dont think anyone on discord should be a patron saint of children
so true
toxic relic
imagine being son'ed by a furry on discord
harsh vault
I understand old people abusing small little annoying shits now
you wouldnt hit the poor fluffy puppy would you?
karmic jetty
i cant STAND fetuses in my discordia
toxic relic
its like being lectured by the joker on morals
harsh vault
not me
karmic jetty
count me in
neat moat
specifically you
karmic jetty
karmic jetty
my hands are rated E for everyone
neat moat
its like being lectured by the joker on morals
I genuinely hate that about his character
sacred schooner
my hands are rated E for everyone
uhhhhhh
harsh vault
be nice ghoti
sacred schooner
zozo?
neat moat
the joker is such a nothing burger when it comes to ideology it seems
toxic relic
i mean thats part of his character
karmic jetty
wat xal
sacred schooner
nah, nothing
toxic relic
the joker is such a nothing burger when it comes to ideology it seems
not uncommon lol
karmic jetty
jonkler becoming good everytime batman "dies" is funni
toxic relic
every villain thats anti establishment is sanitised to the point of being nothing but an empty bottle of windex for fear of real critical thought
neat moat
jonker good ark (not overdone)
karmic jetty
gib
karmic jetty
neat moat
zee did you ever have somone stick gum in your hair before?
karmic jetty
this vexes me
karmic jetty
zee did you ever have somone stick gum in your hair before?
no
toxic relic
jonkler becoming good everytime batman "dies" is funni
its like if mann's manhunter was shot through a macdonalds kaleidoscope
sacred schooner
i wont be here with yall tomorrow
that's today, 2 am stuck on doing a paper due for... today
harsh vault
this vexes me
aw why? im sure echo and yall would be fine without me, unless yall do something i like just to make me cry (geoguessr)
harsh vault
that's today, 2 am stuck on doing a paper due for... today
you get my point
karmic jetty
aw why? im sure echo and yall would be fine without me, unless yall do something...
ww gonna geogussy later out of spite
harsh vault
WOW
toxic relic
it seems my film reference went over chat's head
harsh vault
doing me dirty
toxic relic
sacred schooner
you get my point
we're all busy on this Unlovely friday
harsh vault
why would you do this to me ;w;
sacred schooner
I WANNA DO GEOGUSSY
neat moat
<:pensivecowboy:834848610788835358>
its lonley at the top
sacred schooner
BUT I CAN'T
toxic relic
dude its a peak movie
karmic jetty
no
toxic relic
its almost psychosexual
karmic jetty
psychosocial
neat moat
its almost what now
harsh vault
@neat moat listen here boy, go to sleep, you need it
harsh vault
son
sacred schooner
he doesn't I do
neat moat
its weird
harsh vault
:3
karmic jetty
ur a fetus
harsh vault
ams like
neat moat
I will shave you
harsh vault
buh
karmic jetty
pretty sure ur my younger sibling age and thats weird af
harsh vault
ur a fetus
no u
harsh vault
pretty sure ur my younger sibling age and thats weird af
how old are they
twin bear
@chrome jetty dam
neat moat
Wait there are more zos?
twin bear
Inventory bugged again
neat moat
Mini zo
toxic relic
its not really about cannibalism, it is about the voyeur figuratively being a consumer of perspective 🤔 its a thesis on film, direction and angle
sacred schooner
pretty sure ur my younger sibling age and thats weird af
waiiiit, gurt is at least 20 right?
he's baby echo's age right?
karmic jetty
sharkbait is around that yea but im not talkin bout sharkbait 
harsh vault
zee just hates me
karmic jetty
cant believe im older than chat 👴
neat moat
stink is still here
sacred schooner
if you're old then so am I zozo
twin bear
Ur all uncs
karmic jetty
fartass dont count hes a fossil
neat moat
Ur all uncs
bebe
harsh vault
smh i cant believe am the youngest out of the friend group
karmic jetty
lunch break almost over 
toxic relic
he'd talk to me about michael mann
neat moat
how long is ur lunch zo?
sacred schooner
lunch break almost over <:IFeelFine:1039290083230101624>
sleep deprivation only started
karmic jetty
its friday so its longer
neat moat
he'd talk to me about michael mann
ping em
sacred schooner
with 200mg of caffeine
neat moat
1 hour lunch
toxic relic
i dont miss him
neat moat
I know you dont but the way you said it doesnt help
neat moat
dont let his bf find out
toxic relic
K I L L I N G
karmic jetty
toxic relic
bro coulnt even make a new line that works
neat moat
stink what would your bf do to you if he saw you with another man sitting in a tree? Im curious hiw creative he will be
toxic relic
why would he care
karmic jetty
what if he saw him with me
neat moat
oh I see
karmic jetty
its just bimsnes
toxic relic
what if he saw him with me
im not making up hypotheticals using real people in a discord
toxic relic
but if he saw his boyfriend with anyone half my age he would be grossed out
neat moat
Im littwraly not
uncut epoch
neat moat
real
karmic jetty
but if he saw his boyfriend with anyone half my age he would be grossed out
this is real
neat moat
<:spiffo:232169419617337345>
tacit meadow
Ye, half ur ages is just too far
karmic jetty
erm but what if ur 500 yrs old 
neat moat
Adam smasher is 1 year older than me
toxic relic
thats still too far
tacit meadow
On the younger end its a little closer to okay coz u both look similar
neat moat
this shit is ASS
toxic relic
on the younger end?
harsh vault
Like 40 and 20 50 25
gonna use these as the lottery numbers
tacit meadow
And then u start getting older, and like. 80, 40. Maturity wise is fine. But like. A pretty person with a wrinkly person is gross
toxic relic
80 and 40 is crazy
tacit meadow
Exactly
surreal mirage
Where'd everyone go? Bingo?
toxic relic
you're jorking a corpse
tacit meadow
Coz 80 is gross
surreal mirage
Omg echo
neat moat
Omg echo
harsh vault
echo i missed you
tacit meadow
Which is where like, 40-50 20-25 your both still pretty
sacred schooner
Where'd everyone go? Bingo?
working on a deadline
surreal mirage
I have respawned floofer 
toxic relic
im not bothered about attractiveness mate
tacit meadow
But like 20 yr olds especially are just so young
toxic relic
real
harsh vault
I have respawned floofer <:forsenE:1101647918278119495>
yay
tacit meadow
Im not even specifically meaning attractiveness
toxic relic
id rather date a guy my own age because we can at least connect on shared life experience having lived through the same times
tacit meadow
Its just such a visual representation of being in a different walk of life. To be smooth skinned compared to wrinkly
karmic jetty
surreal mirage
So real fart
toxic relic
what would i, as an old ass fucking man, talk to like a 25 yo about
"so uh, you like pokemon go?"
karmic jetty
HAHAHAHA
neat moat
everyone older than me is out of touch
everyone younger than me is naive
tacit meadow
Lol
karmic jetty
dood i paid some clams for metagross in pokemon go
toxic relic
crazy
karmic jetty
i have 3 of em bruh
surreal mirage
You can talk about fortnite and hit the griddy while eating a dubai chocolate labubu
toxic relic
i never got into pokemon go
tacit meadow
My cutoff for a hookup is like 22, for a relation ship more like 24
neat moat
what would i, as an old ass fucking man, talk to like a 25 yo about
Stink dont disrespect the gurt in his own home
karmic jetty
24 karat gowld labewbew
toxic relic
i cant multitask walking and playing a game
sacred schooner
what would i, as an old ass fucking man, talk to like a 25 yo about
labubu, doomer shit or games
toxic relic
Stink dont disrespect the gurt in his own home
karmic jetty
im fine with older ppl
tacit meadow
im fine with older ppl
See heres the thing
karmic jetty
much wisdom
toxic relic
labubu, doomer shit or games
no thanks man
karmic jetty
no i meant like talking to them bruh
tacit meadow
I think its really easy too look at an older person and kinda want it
neat moat
wisdom my ass
toxic relic
real
toxic relic
its on you as the old fart to tell the youngin that this shit aint it
sacred schooner
I've met older people who are dumb as rocks
my job at work is to handle dumb old people
karmic jetty
my job is to handle dumb ppl in danger
toxic relic
zo i fell in the tub and my hip hurts and i shit my pants
surreal mirage
my job at work is to handle dumb old people
Eh i have sympathy (not empathy) for older people sometimes if it's to do with tech
tacit meadow
zo i fell in the tub and my hip hurts and i shit my pants
Lmfaok
toxic relic
pls help pls
tacit meadow
Are u okay tho?
neat moat
zo i fell in the tub and my hip hurts and i shit my pants
The reaper is calling
tacit meadow
Or in legit trouble
neat moat
You best answer
toxic relic
Or in legit trouble
i am okay
surreal mirage
Should have worn a diaper fart, given yesterday's convo
toxic relic
true bro
neat moat
no he genuinely broke his hip and is asking pz dgen for help
toxic relic
the overnight diaper with more absorption
karmic jetty
chat wears diapers
toxic relic
swaddlle my wrinkly dong and balls like a burrito
tacit meadow
no he genuinely broke his hip and is asking pz dgen for help
I mean i wasnt offering to help, just assuming it happened a bit ago and his cooked now
sacred schooner
Eh i have sympathy (not empathy) for older people sometimes if it's to do with t...
the bad jokers, the handful of entitled people and the downright technologicaly illiterate ones
surreal mirage
toxic relic
I mean i wasnt offering to help, just assuming it happened a bit ago and his coo...
brother no
surreal mirage
Its always the entitled ones that annoy me the most
Tech illiterate ones just test my patience
sacred schooner
the loud children
sacred schooner
the rare crazy homeless guy
had one last week that thought everyone was stealing
neat moat
everyone do be stealing
severe agate
They are
neat moat
hood knows
karmic jetty
fartass have u watched knoxvilles bad grampa
toxic relic
yes
karmic jetty
hilarious
toxic relic
bro doesnt understand film
sacred schooner
(no no I mean EVERYONE), dude was heavy on paranoïa)
surreal mirage
Watch war of the worlds. It's farts fav film
karmic jetty
HAHAHA
neat moat
You think that one john Cena superhero is peak cinima
sacred schooner
Watch war of the worlds. It's farts fav film
you don't even know it
neat moat
no offense
karmic jetty
toxic relic
You think that one john Cena superhero is peak cinima
true lol peacemaker 5/10 at best
karmic jetty
you watched the movie he did abot that theme park?
dont think so
toxic relic
its good
surreal mirage
you don't even know it
I was unfortunately forced to watch at least half of it
neat moat
karmic jetty
hey i like peacemaker
sacred schooner
https://tenor.com/view/war-of-the-worlds-ice-cube-will-radford-ice-2025-gif-9854...
not cannon, will never be cannon
surreal mirage
karmic jetty
new season is slow but i think its gettin somewhere
gleaming stream
When is build 44 come out since whole b43 is planned out
gleaming stream
Did I make a Grammer mistake or something
toxic relic
dont think so
neat moat
No youre asking for stuff that isn't even on the table yet
rain mango
neat moat
we're still wating for 42 be be fully baked
gleaming stream
No youre asking for stuff that isn't even on the table yet
The table needs to be bigger
neat moat
im glad you liked this clip
gleaming stream
dude just wants the polish update
How is your car so shiny
toxic relic
i do feel the need to remind everyone that even though i watch a lot of movies does not mean im an arbiter of film quality or taste
neat moat
Hana is my favorite polish woman
gleaming stream
Hana is my favorite polish woman
How is one in Korean your favorite polish womab
neat moat
i do feel the need to remind everyone that even though i watch a lot of movies d...
You're the canary
burnt kite
its getting a little gassy in here
karmic jetty
my film is better than ur films
toxic relic
🗣️
neat moat
it insists upon itself
toxic relic
my film is better than ur films
the guinea pig series is a seminal film anthology that truly supports the idea that extreme films are the last bastion of experimentation in the motion picture art medium, in this thesis i will
toxic relic
-you see just as how nsfw furry bara is the modern evolution of classical art in the same way that claude monet's works are and were praised-and criticized-for how they pushed the boundaries of traditional painting, drawing in huge crowds to gawk at its confident audacity in its contemporary, extreme horror seems to be the only way for modern films to experience the freedom to try
neat moat
gawk
karmic jetty
gawk too
karmic jetty
https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-cat-vro-cat-gif-17161343143756375842
i love this goober
burnt kite
tole tole
karmic jetty
https://tenor.com/view/christron3000-gawk-gawk-gif-20863707
portals
karmic jetty
ur implying u should swallow toothpaste tupid
toxic relic
i swallow mouth wash
neat moat
I will die on this hill
neat moat
yes
surreal mirage
Mouse bites
neat moat
depends on the species though
karmic jetty
can u lay down on the ant hill real quick sharkbait
toxic relic
im sure if enough venom got into your system then yeah
neat moat
Id be glad to burry your face in a bullet ant nest zo
toxic relic
yo waut
karmic jetty
good i needed more boolets
toxic relic
shoving a face into a bullet ant mound
toxic relic
also I dont think those will kill you
isnt that the point of torture lol
neat moat
you seen them stink?
burnt kite
neat moat
very cool
neat moat
isnt that the point of torture lol
karmic jetty
WAIT THERE WAS
karmic jetty
they used the ants to stapple the wound
toxic relic
its a shit movie that looks cool
karmic jetty
watched it when i was bebe
toxic relic
they used the ants to stapple the wound
yeah thats a real thing
neat moat
zo can you speak English
toxic relic
cool story zo
final crow
would y’all rather let your immediate family and yo girl go through your saved gifs, or die
neat moat
zro
toxic relic
would y’all rather let your immediate family and yo girl go through your saved g...
bro who is insecure enough to choose death over the alternative
burnt kite
final crow
i said this infront of the wrong crowd
toxic relic
sure did bud
final crow
dont Bud me go print my papers office boy
tacit meadow
9have yall watched maze runner
toxic relic
dont Bud me go print my papers office boy
neat moat
Don't you print your own papers
tacit meadow
I watched it mije a week ago and im still so mad
The series sucks ass, the directors took weird directions that dont make sense. And its such a waste of a cool idea
toxic relic
whats it about
tacit meadow
Its another zombie movie
karmic jetty
maze runner
only runs in a maze in the first movie
neat moat
moles are cewl
toxic relic
they hard specced into one field and i respect that
tacit meadow
But its less about the outbreak, and more about post outbeak, the old world wants to find a cure using the hjmans that evolved immunity. The new world is the immunes who just want to live
neat moat
There's these sockets at work (forgot the name of them) and they look like stars, so I call them "star nosed sockets" and people look at me weird
karmic jetty
🦅 sockets
neat moat
theyre called sockets
tacit meadow
Old world capatalistic mindset puts them as 2 opposing forces. But realistically they didnt have to kill immunes to find a cure. Tbey could of worked togethw4
neat moat
idk any other name to them
tacit meadow
I agree
toxic relic
theyre called sockets
?
tacit meadow
The movies tho are just a series of bad decisions and actions scenes
Super annoying
toxic relic
real
karmic jetty
thomas is kinda smegsy tho
neat moat
sockets
karmic jetty
is teen drama
toxic relic
a good idea stifled by its execution
tacit meadow
Doesnt help that all the charecters suck
neat moat
with sockets
tacit meadow
Litterally all of then
toxic relic
socken dis dick lmao gottem
karmic jetty
those are boolet casings
tacit meadow
I liked 4 charecters. And none of them were the main charecters
tacit meadow
Mira was wrong but at least she tries
Neel was cool
Newt was also cool, but got scammed. Theres litterally no reason canonically that he turned
And sonya coz she was cute
neat moat
whats the pizzer taking about
karmic jetty
what tires
tacit meadow
Maze runner series
karmic jetty
i dont drive
tacit meadow
I liked the idea
tacit meadow
Is it wrong to take other peoples world and rewrite it?
neat moat
not inherently
tacit meadow
Theres so much cool shit, but so much dumb shit that should of been handled bettwe
neat moat
yeah
sacred schooner
Is it wrong to take other peoples world and rewrite it?
intergalactic conquest
karmic jetty
the uglies
the cast are all conventionally attractive
maybe i dunno the lore bcs its based on books
neat moat
>the uglies
>the cast are all conventionally attractive
fucking real shit
Hollywood hates ugly people
sacred schooner
>the uglies
>the cast are all conventionally attractive
cast brad pitt, tom cruise and Dicaprio
neat moat
or just not perfect ppl
neat moat
didnt he leave the church?
karmic jetty
will tom cruise pls get out of the closet
toxic relic
just stop using footstools to make him seem tall
sacred schooner
SPAGETH
karmic jetty
holy u saved muy loife last nite
floral fiber
I was trying to troll 
neat moat
spaget monster
he boiled for your sins
surreal mirage
toxic relic
he boiled for your sins
and he'll taste good with tomato sauce alongside my vices
toxic relic
can humans talk without a uvula
karmic jetty
whats it for anyway
toxic relic
idk
tacit meadow
can humans talk without a uvula
⌨️
toxic relic
talk aloud
toxic relic
explain
tacit meadow
👨🦼➡️ 🪽
neat moat
explain what
karmic jetty
expalin
toxic relic
how gag reflex and how talk
karmic jetty
20 clams
neat moat
Taking is formed from your vocal cords and lungs, a little flab of meat won't affect anything. As for gag reflex, trust
karmic jetty
ill need a research paper buddy
toxic relic
yeah
karmic jetty
toxic relic
how gag reflex
karmic jetty
thats uvalde not uvula
toxic relic
ok bro
surreal mirage
toxic relic
mate i asked what the purpose of a uvula was
tacit meadow
Thats not what u asked me
karmic jetty
echo catching strays
toxic relic
i dont think this chat is very high minded
karmic jetty
rood
tacit meadow
U asked me if u coupd speak aloud without one
neat moat
ok I lied
tacit meadow
Also... im very litterally high minded
neat moat
the uvula has more than one function and can help in speech with producing some sounds
multi functional
surreal mirage
Like the sound zozo made
surreal mirage
@lilac quarry amiright
surreal mirage
Yet you were in the attic
mellow birch
maybe i dunno the lore bcs its based on books
I mean, it isn’t that long into the book where main character and her friends get surgically transformed into pretties iirc
read it in middle school I might not be remembering the plot perfectly lol
toxic relic
I mean, it isn’t that long into the book where main character and her friends ge...
but they were visibly distinct from pretties before hand
mellow birch
yes
toxic relic
i assume zo means that the actors cast went through no transformation
mellow birch
oh
well it’d make more sense to do a steve-rogers style sequence there
have a double play until they get prettified
toxic relic
as in, they cast conventionally attractive actors without bothering to make them fit the character designs
karmic jetty
i read a bit of the lore and it says the pretties very much look inhuman
like barbie dolls
toxic relic
have a double play until they get prettified
real
karmic jetty
they just look like themselves with makeup in the movie
mellow birch
did they at least overdo the makeup to sell that look?
karmic jetty
nah
mellow birch
eh
toxic relic
like barbie dolls
surreal mirage
Labubu film when
karmic jetty
dear glob no fartass
surreal mirage
mellow birch
what’s the point of doing a goofy ya dystopian adaptation if you won’t have anyone looking suitably interesting in it
toxic relic
the dreaded double send bug
mellow birch
anime proportions are cursed irl
but if they could genemod us to all have natural anime hair
that’d be cool
toxic relic
why
mellow birch
idk it’d be an interesting world to live in
tall glen
I am home
mellow birch
lots of funky looking people running around
tall glen
I mean I've barely left the house today
but I cant take a shower so I dont want to do nuthin
mellow birch
what’s so hard to understand about thinking it’d be cool if people were more naturally absurdly stylish smh
tall glen
I gots no hot water
mellow birch
I gots no hot water
tragic
toxic relic
what’s so hard to understand about thinking it’d be cool if people were more nat...
fair
tall glen
my balls cant take it
toxic relic
weak
tall glen
I'll boil a buncha water and put it in the kitchen sink maybe
mellow birch
honestly cold water on my chest bothers me more than cold water on my groin
tall glen
standing bath
stable oar
"i need to see your balls."
- hector salamanca
tall glen
"Balls" -Holo
mellow birch
“Nuts” -Me
toxic relic
balls
mellow birch
yes
tall glen
gonna go make a sammich
mellow birch
enjoy sammich
vernal ermine
Hey
I was playing with friends in b41 with mods and we left our base and when we came back a cell with all our stuff was reset
do you know why and how can i avoid that ?
tall glen
happens to me when I have 0 hard drive space
last spoke
What the fuck are Zee and Stinkass talking about?
uncut epoch
ember stream
hello!
quasi slate
I despise society
lyric galleon
mofker
uncut epoch
I despise society
we can’t have nice things 🥀
floral fiber
I despise society
quasi slate
mofker
people dont know how to pronounce the username
the f and k are separated
you know life good when ur sitting and money magically appears out of thin air
@lyric galleon why havent you been playing djmax
neon bramble
the djmax audit
mystic wigeon
talking about my feelings is harder than i thought 😔
neon bramble
it usually is
but do you feel better
it still backfires on me 8 times out of 10 irl
lyric galleon
<@257476412213035008> why havent you been playing djmax
werk
lyric galleon
i amped my sensitivity and i got headshots all round
sacred schooner
I despise society
moopy is a slur?
icy vigil
Happy wednesday
quasi slate
i amped my sensitivity and i got headshots all round
is this valorant
lyric galleon
countir strik
quasi slate
sold my wife for countir strik knife
mystic wigeon
but do you feel better
no because I haven't talked about my feelings once if you dont count the jokes
quasi slate
@lyric galleon
lyric galleon
what am i looking at
surreal mirage
Schmoopy
karmic jetty
moo*per
steep fiber
I am going insane I've been trying to start some runs and I've been dying to unknown fevers over and over and over.
icy vigil
idunno
icy vigil
moopy more like
karmic jetty
poopy
quasi slate
i will tattoo a qr code on your ball that gives a discount to mcdonalds happy meal
raw rock
Damn
cedar bolt
hello discordia
cedar bolt
i will tattoo a qr code on your ball that gives a discount to mcdonalds happy m...
wont the code be invalid once after you use it
cedar bolt
my task bar is not showing
quasi slate
there are reuseable codes....
cedar bolt
what do I do 
cedar bolt
there are reuseable codes....
they're not usable after a certain date
icy vigil
what do I do <:simonsad2:870287111083929651>
send me your credit card details
quasi slate
Slickshark10
icy vigil
already have
floral fiber
Notshark
icy vigil
the newly opened ice cream shop had shit ice cream
surreal mirage
Shit is a weird flavour for ice cream
icy vigil
Shit is a weird flavour for ice cream
what about echo-flavoured ice cream
surreal mirage
floral fiber
what about echo-flavoured ice cream
Same flavour
surreal mirage
Unfriended
karmic jetty
raw rock
No way it's Crusader.
floral fiber
Ein Katzensprecher
quasi slate
naive flicker
No way it's Crusader.
Yo
raw rock
uncut epoch
sacred schooner
Shit is a weird flavour for ice cream
if it looks and feel like chocolate, why isn't it chocolate
last spoke
You have very pog?
floral fiber
naive flicker
floral fiber
naive flicker
floral fiber
!hana
prime thorn
naive flicker
!dance
odd quail
naive flicker
You can't hide
livid notch
im *learning* german via kcd2 and echo <:otag:1254386031592210532>
I'm trying to learn Russian so I could understand S.T.A.L.K.E.R better
livid notch
No
young kelp
livid notch
cringe at your past self around 5 years from now
quasi slate
fivehead
quasi slate
man e7 doesnt hold back on gore
floral fiber
Scary smile
You can fix her
quasi slate
livid notch
You can fix her
There is nothing to fix
floral fiber
I’m a brat there ain’t no fixing here
floral fiber
There is nothing to fix
livid notch
True
quasi slate
hero we go the Hero that failed to protect the world 5 times reappears to try again
vital marten
Are they really a hero? 🥀
quasi slate
he fails in the 6th again but succeeds in the 7th
vital marten
After the 3rd time I’d have given up and became a farmer
quasi slate
it took him 7 tries to finally save the world from destruction but at the cost of so many lives in previous worlds the goddess that kept rollbacking the world before the destruction was running out of power so the 7th had alot of anomalies and people that were brought back from their deaths started having hallucinations and going insane in some cases
when the archdemon destroys the world the goddess restores it again and brings back everyone who has died but without the memories of their death those humans that became heirs to assist Ras Elclare remain permenantely dead so every new world there have to be new heirs willing to sacrifice themselves Ras is the only one who remembers his failures and it catches up to him in the 7th world when his best friend finds out and ends up dying because of it
floral fiber
quasi slate
cedar bolt
sometimes I hate restaurants
vital marten
sometimes I hate restaurants
Was the bathroom uncleaned
cedar bolt
I was on a date yesterday and we ate awesome food
I wanted to pay and they didn't take card..
so I had to walk 20 minutes to the next ATM to get money
last spoke
I love showers
vital marten
I was on a date yesterday and we ate awesome food
I wanted to pay and they didn...
Oh hell nah
I don’t carry cash so once I walked out I’m fuckin gone, that’s their bad
It’s a digital world now grandpa
vital marten
Did they hold your date hostage until you came back with cash?
cedar bolt
some chuds would say "but the government tracks what you buy"
so?
they can know that I silly games on steam and stoopid stuff on amazon
quasi slate
rip
cedar bolt
Did they hold your date hostage until you came back with cash?
yes
vital marten
some chuds would say "but the government tracks what you buy"
The people who say that are only worrying about how they will fraud the government when tax season rolls around
cedar bolt
true
vital marten
I know a guy who won’t take a check, only accepts cash, has no phone and no bank account
cedar bolt
dude
vital marten
AND he lives with his parents
cedar bolt
here you have to have a bank account to get a job
vital marten
That’s gotta be tax free as it gets
cedar bolt
if you have no bank account you cant work
naive flicker
if you have no bank account you cant work
Fed
vital marten
if you have no bank account you cant work
Wanna bet?
naive flicker
Trains suck in general for me
stone meadow
4 carriages and we got people standing cause the train is overbooked
cedar bolt
Wanna bet?
I mean you can work illegal
but thats not what I meant
rain mango
christian moms against 67 kid
naive flicker
67
karmic jetty
ate mcdingus 
vital marten
Hash brown?
karmic jetty
borgor
vital marten
cedar bolt
I need to get more weed 
stone meadow
I was on a date yesterday and we ate awesome food
I wanted to pay and they didn...
its so they save money on card terminal charges and also probably a little tax evasion. at the expense of your convenience
stone meadow
good thing there is a vending mashine near my apartment now <a:SamClap:630797429...
a weed vending machine
karmic jetty
what kinda place dont have cashless anymore
vital marten
what kinda place dont have cashless anymore
Some gas stations even
karmic jetty
ive never held cash for a long time
cedar bolt
yet cant pay by card
karmic jetty
i dont even rmbr what colour they are
vital marten
We don’t like paying taxes round here
urban tinsel
its so they save money on card terminal charges and also probably a little tax e...
the fees are like 1.5% plus a flat charge as well... they get pricey
cedar bolt
living in the future
weed is legal since 2 years now and there is a weed mashine every 2 corners
vital marten
the fees are like 1.5% plus a flat charge as well... they get pricey
Loses out on my business, others too, wonder if that’s pricey
stone meadow
the fees are like 1.5% plus a flat charge as well... they get pricey
they can charge the customer, thats what a lot of places do anyway
quasi slate
Ras is gonna get beheaded 😢
cedar bolt
and there are stores where you can buy grinders, bongs, papers everything
vital marten
No one wants to carry cash today
cedar bolt
its amazing
karmic jetty
aspen piss selling good
urban tinsel
I think it's more effective to just raise prices generally for everyone than to have a convenience fee... think having a specific fee has negative perception by the customer and hurts sales
cedar bolt
the fees are like 1.5% plus a flat charge as well... they get pricey
and then they want tip too
urban tinsel
yeah tipping is a cancer
stone meadow
ive never held cash for a long time
i thought the other day, how much atms are used for nowadays that doesnt involve buying drugs
karmic jetty
imagine tipping
vital marten
We have no choice
rain mango
😂
vital marten
vital marten
America
karmic jetty
i thought the other day, how much atms are used for nowadays that doesnt involve...
HMMMMMM
urban tinsel
tipping is awful because if you don't tip then the server doesn't get a decent wage, but if you do tip you're supporting a system that lets servers not earn a decent wage
cedar bolt
US forces people to tip
rain mango
if someone asks me for a tip i simply say no
cedar bolt
sometimes
urban tinsel
in North America anyway
karmic jetty
remind me to not go to 🦅 to save moni
vital marten
sometimes
Only if you care about the livelihood of those who live off tips in America yes
quasi slate
vital marten
Otherwise yes you can be unaffected
cedar bolt
Only if you care about the livelihood of those who live off tips in America yes
making people to live off tips is illegal here btw
karmic jetty
why is it the customers obligation
urban tinsel
it shouldn't be at all
vital marten
why is it the customers obligation
Corporate thought it would be cute
vital marten
isnt it optional
Yes but morally looked down upon
rain mango
ok then fuck morals
quasi slate
cedar bolt
Corporate thought it would be cute
corps have long controled our lives and taken lots
and now they're after our souls
karmic jetty
the guy is just handing food from kitchen to my table why does he deserve 20% tip
at that point lemme just grab my own fud
vital marten
the guy is just handing food from kitchen to my table why does he deserve 20% ti...
At most I go $5
karmic jetty
rain mango
im not giving somebody 10 dollars just cuz they said i look nice or whatever
frown at me all you want
its MY money
urban tinsel
what gets me is that tips are percentage based... like why should you get more because I ordered the lobster rather than a ham and cheese sandwich?
rain mango
i am GREEDY
cedar bolt
what gets me is that tips are percentage based... like why should you get more b...
the waiters didn't even cook the food
vital marten
Fast food is no place for tipping
urban tinsel
oh yeah, any restaurant that doesn't pool tips is pretty nuts to me
urban tinsel
but ideally yeah, no tips please... fuck that noise... just increase your prices and pay a decent wage
plush cobalt
how did any of u survive this shiddy system
Plenty of people did not
neon bramble
mandatory tips is alien to the asian mind
quasi slate
karmic jetty
rain mango
ive never had to deal with it
urban tinsel
btw, if anybody wants to give me a tip for your enjoyment of PZ, let me know and I'll DM you a link where you can send me money
plush cobalt
at least where i live
American?
cedar bolt
Here in germany they wanted the raise the minimum wage to 15€ an hour to keep up with the inflation
the lobby people did not like that
plush cobalt
Opinion Invalid
vital marten
tipping culture isn't that bad
Every restaurant in America:
vital marten
They even suggest a tipping amount nowadays
neon bramble
I like paying exactly what the bill says thank you
neon bramble
and not getting side eyed for enabling their shitty bosses
cedar bolt
Here in germany they wanted the raise the minimum wage to 15€ an hour to keep up...
one of the biggest blackrock guys is our chancellor now 
neon bramble
Went into construction
I thought this was a meme but holy shit lmao
karmic jetty
imagine having barely any clams and u ordered food and then u gotta pay with whats left of ur wallet bcs tips
rain mango
other customers side-eying me for not tipping knowing damn well they would do the same
karmic jetty
ill never do retail or fnb lmao
neon bramble
I was easily among the most fit of the nerds who went construction from office for monies though so
neon bramble
feel good about being shorter than everyone
plush cobalt
Tipping at a place that doesn't involve any sort of waitstaff is silly as hell
Unless I'm feeling exceptionally lazy or in a rush that's an easy Custom > 0%
cedar bolt
I’ve only known one server personally and she was a raging alcoholic
being a server may caused her becoming an alcoholic
valid
vital marten
feel good about being shorter than everyone
I’m short asf but lean
neon bramble
my man knows exactly what I need with minimum fuss and knows I dont want too much small talk
take more money
vital marten
Real I don’t like the barber talks
vital marten
Just let me meditate and cut the hair bro 
cedar bolt
I have long hair and sometimes cut only the tips
sometimes I cut in stages in give myself an awesome wolfcut
neon bramble
my barber is a nerd so its sometimes geeking out
young kelp
Just let me meditate and cut the hair bro <a:CatNod:681592847694299183>
I fell asleep once during a haircut
neon bramble
my dad always dips during haircuts
vital marten
I’ve found that it’s rather economic to just let your hair go from short to very long then go bald and restart the cycle of hair
It’s fun, one day I’ll be bald forever
neon bramble
but he knows every barber in town so its not an issue
rain mango
ohhh
cedar bolt
I'm to paranoid what other poeple do to my hair to fall asleep
rain mango
doing your mommm
doing doing your mommmmm
doing your mommmm
doing doing your mommm
we know we straight...we doing your mommm
neon bramble
do it a third time
cedar bolt
rain mango
i said that in a louis armstrong voice
vital marten
Are boomers adapting terribly to the internet? Most I meet are engaged in some sort of weird thinking
I don’t want to get deep into their topics because they’re controversial but there’s more than one who’s told me the world is flat
rain mango
save our boomers
urban tinsel
it's not just boomers, it's the entire population... social media was a mistake.
vital marten
..true that
proud pebble
Are boomers adapting terribly to the internet? Most I meet are engaged in some s...
Trust me, it's not just boomers who think the earth is flat, unfortunately.
urban tinsel
seriously though, we need to get rid of content algorithms entirely... everything based on recency
proud pebble
save our boomers
They are beyond savable
urban tinsel
if we get rid of "going viral", so many issues go away
vital marten
if we get rid of "going viral", so many issues go away
But that’s near impossible
rain mango
you know who else thinks the earth is flat
vital marten
The viral part is the people seeing you, the numbers and attention
urban tinsel
nah, just legislate that algorithms that boost content are illegal. Everything has to be based on date and who the user has subscribed for. No, "you might like this" suggestions
proud pebble
if we get rid of "going viral", so many issues go away
You can't not go viral on the internet, but there's levels to it. Back then internet wasn't nearly as widespread and more of a niche thing. It is much different now. Availability and especially the lockdown turned people into social media zombies.
vital marten
nah, just legislate that algorithms that boost content are illegal. Everything h...
Actually, you’ve got a point
rain mango
without that i never would've discovered zomboid
vital marten
Big data will never die though
urban tinsel
like gen chat here... you can't go viral here because there's nothing pushing content. Everything is the latest comment
vital marten
Unless Leon pins you to be shamed for 1000 years
proud pebble
I think there's a natural and artificial way to go viral
urban tinsel
yeah but who looks at pins really?
proud pebble
You can go viral for actually having some sort of skill or talent which people legitimately admire, or... you can just abuse the algorithm in your favor.
rain mango
you know who else looks at pins?
quasi slate
dang they uncensored the part where Ras dies
cedar bolt
friendly fire isn't
