general_chat

[west copper]

Hey guys, is this server channel a smoke-free-zone?

[tawdry salmon]

high diff Metroman wins

[twin bear]

cheese

[last spoke]

You don't want the smoke, bud

[vale sleet]

istg they gotta start focusing on my GOAT spiffo

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-stalker-freedom-sakharov-gave-me-experimental-zone-weed-gif-13440845669431909815

[carmine monolith]

💨

[last spoke]

I should find ours
They're in a box somewhere

[west copper]

Make sure, you lock the diff, go into 4WD low, lock your diff so you can better get out from being stuck.

[vale sleet]

u have one?

[last spoke]

Of each

[twin bear]

@bronze moat might have one for sale they mentioned it before iirc

[west copper]

🚬

[vale sleet]

gimme one

[last spoke]

Spiffo and Steadfast Spiffo

Fuck no

[vale sleet]

ok

[sacred schooner]

mine is still in the jar

[vale sleet]

[vale sleet]

ok WHAT

[last spoke]

Jarred Spiffo

[burnt kite]

i found the gif in the wild, not even lying

[vale sleet]

i mean i love spiffo but not that much

[last spoke]

Yeah

[west copper]

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-laughing-laughter-come-and-see-gif-24417813

[vale sleet]

spiffo is my goat

[west copper]

[twin bear]

real

[sacred schooner]

pickled

[vale sleet]

cant live without my 50 spiffo mementos in my base

[twin bear]

i cant live on customs these fucking campers lmao

[carmine monolith]

spiffing

[last spoke]

Ya girl need more stickers fr fr

[west copper]

🚬

[sacred schooner]

been living in there rent free for years

it's a time capsule now

[vale sleet]

i actually go to every town just to get some spiffo merchandise and put it on my base

[twin bear]

guess ill eat some 7.62x39 BP when i run with no helmet 🥀

[last spoke]

I be lookin

[surreal mirage]

oh no, the jar

[west copper]

I only associate with women because I am in fact not gay, I am not a gay man by any extent of the imagination.

[tawdry salmon]

I think they could onto something here

[carmine monolith]

let me do some calculus

[west copper]

Do you have a permit for that?

[last spoke]

What?

[vale sleet]

general chat that makes the person reading this die of a splint in their next run

[sacred schooner]

you got a loiiicence for that mate?

[heavy ivy]

i couldve done with not remembering this occurence

[last spoke]

Preserving him

Keeping him safe

[west copper]

Roit send the rozzers

[last spoke]

This jar is not nefarious

[west copper]

[last spoke]

It's a lot like the cube

[surreal mirage]

lets not forget what frogski's gaming set up looks like

[vale sleet]

im a man of god but if i see an unatended spiffo plushie im snatching it inmediately

[last spoke]

We don't question the cube :)

[west copper]

Nope. I do. I question the cube.

I am main character guy.

[vale sleet]

the main character is frogski

[west copper]

Prove it.

[sacred schooner]

the bobbies ar gonna snatch yu up bruv

[vale sleet]

were all just peasants

[cursive vortex]

JBO

[carmine monolith]

of 150 messages from fox 4 of them are explicitly stating they are not gay.

a not-gay rate of 2.667%

[west copper]

Fookin ell

[last spoke]

I am a ward, no entity claiming divinity can exist in my vicinity

[vale sleet]

i mean i feel attracted to femboys

[burnt kite]

rampant unemployment

[vale sleet]

doesnt make me gay tho

they look like women

[last spoke]

He literally has a job and volunteer work

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[west copper]

To be clear, I am still not gay, I have a girlfriend she goes to another school.

[vale sleet]

"you wouldnt know her she goes to another school"

[burnt kite]

bars

[west copper]

Exactly, this guy gets it.

[vale sleet]

i have a crush on this girl but im just so socially awkward i just gave up

[last spoke]

Sometimes I forget there are straight people

[burnt kite]

sometimes i forget

[cursive vortex]

💯

[last spoke]

Davo is our token straight guy

[west copper]

Giurls go to joopiter 2 get moar stoopeder

[sacred schooner]

do you take a detour to go to your front door?

[vale sleet]

i really like her but i think she likes some guy from the other grade so im giving up

[west copper]

I just checked your bio as your name instructed, who are all those people?

[last spoke]

The goofball association

[sacred schooner]

aboot that

[west copper]

Do a cool dance. You can win her easy.

[cursive vortex]

giant concrete filled hole

[vale sleet]

i dont even know how to dance

[west copper]

Ebay

Just buy one

[vale sleet]

genius

[west copper]

Thank you, my girlfriend who goes to a different school (you wouldn’t know her) taught me smart stuff

[last spoke]

Our bio so often raises so many questions that are already answered by the bio

[vale sleet]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[quasi slate]

wtf an artifact with 7 5 stars and a limited time character included?

[west copper]

OMG 😂😂😂😂

That got me

Ngl

That’s brilliant

LOL

[cursive vortex]

its cuz they rnt very smart and they don't get it as people like us do

[vale sleet]

my parents prolly think im schyzofrenic bcs im laughing out of nowhere

[vale sleet]

bruh whats that game

[west copper]

Just say you have AirPods on and run away

[quasi slate]

giga old gacha

[cursive vortex]

tuning into JBO tonight

love it

[sacred schooner]

Who's JBO

[cursive vortex]

its not who its what

[sacred schooner]

and why are you turning into them

[west copper]

New Mr.Beast video idea:

Today, I’m gonna self diagnose myself with schizophrenia and have my twitter followers form an echo chamber reinforcing my mental instability

[cursive vortex]

its the tv really

the machine too

[sacred schooner]

guys, this man is a machine

get him

[west copper]

Prove it. Is he gay?

[last spoke]

Inside out definitely has some things that feel plural coded, but not really

[sacred schooner]

what would chatGPT say?

[cursive vortex]

im not a machine

im making the machine

[burnt kite]

people are just confused because they simply never saw systems like this before

[west copper]

7

[cursive vortex]

well truth be told its already complete

[onyx igloo]

rage against the machine

[cursive vortex]

has been for a good few months

[sacred schooner]

close enough

[west copper]

Tbf people who don’t respect systems are probably racist

[cursive vortex]

its seen SOME action in recent use but nowhere as much as the prime era of a few months back sadly

[burnt kite]

nobody wants to know your wanking tastes beother

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-monkey-monkey-gaming-gif-24891666

[west copper]

Thank you

[onyx igloo]

6

[west copper]

Do you have a permit for that

[west copper]

Star Wars!!!

[last spoke]

We're a bit of a litmus test if anything

[onyx igloo]

oi mate got a loicense fer stabbin'?

[west copper]

What’s the weather like?

[last spoke]

Anyone predisposed to being weird about shit is gonna self report when they see us

[onyx igloo]

whats a litmus test

[cursive vortex]

^^

its trueth

[sacred schooner]

you failed

[west copper]

Drake and Josh

[onyx igloo]

this is typical

what did i fail

[last spoke]

The litmus test

[sacred schooner]

everything

[west copper]

Do I need to study first?

[onyx igloo]

fih...

[heavy ivy]

xal be nice

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/deadfish-dead-fish-yejrene-lipenjoyer-gif-21909209

fih...

[vale sleet]

when b42 multiplayer

[west copper]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-cat-schizophrenia-fast-scramble-gif-16763749347223389610

[vale sleet]

or is it just a myth

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/hoshimi-miyabi-zenless-zone-zero-gif-15984115238837768016

[cursive vortex]

i hate reocuring dreams

[west copper]

Just make them stop. Easy.

[cursive vortex]

with the hole filled with concrete

[tribal talon]

Hi

[west copper]

Which hole?

[cursive vortex]

but sometimes there is a hole where the house once was

[last spoke]

The best results are when you answer on your feet tbh

[west copper]

Hello

[vale sleet]

i dream of people shooting up my school

it terrifies me

[cursive vortex]

the one filled with concrete

[vale sleet]

how i could die in third period

[west copper]

Do I need to oil them up first?

[tribal talon]

Are u ok lol

[west copper]

I forgot.

[onyx igloo]

I cant write standing up

[last spoke]

Skissue

[carmine monolith]

has chat calmed down yry

[onyx igloo]

ski issue?

[vale sleet]

yea

[west copper]

Someone get this man an unregistered firearm ASAP

[carmine monolith]

nope

[cursive vortex]

there is an answer for everything.

[vale sleet]

theyre nightmares

[cursive vortex]

its okay :-)

[onyx igloo]

how do i fix my skis

[sacred schooner]

every once in a while I briefly think about that, but it's just because I'm hypervigilant at times

[vale sleet]

they terrify me

i think that im never safe

[last spoke]

Concked creight

[west copper]

Guys. I do NOT know how to play the trombone.

[vale sleet]

and that scares me

[onyx igloo]

five night freddy

[vale sleet]

a LOT

[burnt kite]

people on the internet when they are asked to be pleasant and understanding

[vale sleet]

freddy fivebear

[west copper]

[last spoke]

Fred of five bear

[vale sleet]

[west copper]

I like watching older episodes of Skibidi toilet, it’s nice to relive my childhood

[burnt kite]

quintro noches vith frederick fazbendos

[carmine monolith]

seven beer

[onyx igloo]

did you guys have a period of your life where you feared freddy in your hallway

[cursive vortex]

thx for the blood they will be back for more!!!

[vale sleet]

when i was kid i remember dreming of a shadow following my family and i in an underground parking lot and i didnt make it to the door in time

i woke up instantly

[west copper]

I’m currently in that period, I’ll let you know when it’s over.

[vale sleet]

who hasnt

[west copper]

my system

[onyx igloo]

RAHH SCARY JUMPSCARE

[carmine monolith]

i had to have ome of my friends sit down and explain fnaf to me last year

[last spoke]

So thirstey but what if five freddy is at the fridg

[carmine monolith]

i still dont get it

[vale sleet]

i had a fnaf phase in 2022 and know i know the entire lore

[carmine monolith]

she was very excited to explain it to me though

so it was fun

[onyx igloo]

freddy drank all THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE MILK

[west copper]

It’s a psychological warfare tactic employed by the alt-right

[onyx igloo]

HOW DO YOU DOWN A GALLON OF CHOCOLATE MILK

[west copper]

Like this.

Ok just finished

[vale sleet]

my friends on sum steal a brinrot and im trying to present the pz and they just say thats for weirdos

[last spoke]

You're not really meant to
A lot of people think they've figured out the story, but probably not

Because I'm willing to bet there was never one in mind

[heavy ivy]

we go through six gallons a week here

[carmine monolith]

yeah

thats my thoughts too

[heavy ivy]

of regular milk, but a good portion is converted to chocolate too

[last spoke]

Not until like
Sister location I think

[onyx igloo]

he drank it all in one gulp

[sacred schooner]

I'm sure the lore got deep since I last checked it out, but as far as I know, you're a security guard in a pizza place full of murderous machines with children souls in them

yippee

[vale sleet]

idk bro freddy fivebear go AAAAA

[onyx igloo]

frederick von fazbearington

[last spoke]

There's like a dozen books by now

[carmine monolith]

cinci noches con alfredos

[heavy ivy]

this is the best video i have ever seen on my youtube in the history of ever

[vale sleet]

do you guys think theres actual project zomboid lore?

[onyx igloo]

i sure hope my candle doesnt extinguish

[carmine monolith]

i saw that too?????

[vale sleet]

the devs havent said much about pz lore

[last spoke]

Burger

[carmine monolith]

he creeped me out

[last spoke]

I subscribe to burger theory

[carmine monolith]

so i ignored it

[last spoke]

I don't even play PZ but I've been convinced it's burger

[vale sleet]

???

[toxic relic]

weak mind

[vale sleet]

bro isnt even invited

[carmine monolith]

look idk what pickle pepsi is

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-golden-freddy-but-thats-just-a-theory-a-game-theory-game-theory-gif-24610486

[onyx igloo]

pepsi pickels

[last spoke]

Don't call me bro

[heavy ivy]

i clicked on it and the guy's tone and voice makes me want to trust him immediately he seems nice

[onyx igloo]

ok

[vale sleet]

sorry

[toxic relic]

curiosity is better than fear

[vale sleet]

what were your pronouns again

[toxic relic]

fear is the obstacle to understanding

[sacred schooner]

bruh, bruv, mate

[vale sleet]

i aint british

[onyx igloo]

oi lad

[tall glen]

xal

it's chewsday innit

[last spoke]

Yeah say that again once you've had drinks with the guy that deletes all your sledgehammers

[sacred schooner]

anon

[vale sleet]

welp im out

[onyx igloo]

do you guys like chicken caesar salad

[vale sleet]

seen enough weird shit in gen chat for one day

[last spoke]

The only clip I have is from when Xal said that one word

[onyx igloo]

poop?

[last spoke]

You ain't seen nothing yet

[tall glen]

chewsday

[sacred schooner]

wait, what blackmail do you have on me

[tall glen]

inn

it

[last spoke]

"I thought that said enemy [...]"

[carmine monolith]

why is he on mine too

youtube

[heavy ivy]

i love this pickle pepsi man so much he is so scrungly <3

[tall glen]

thanks bee

I work hard on those videos

[onyx igloo]

pickle pepsi man watches us all

he protects

[last spoke]

Wild that the ai summary is just the fucking title

[sacred schooner]

I've said too much shit, can't remember

[carmine monolith]

yeah

billions of dollars on that ai

[tall glen]

he can see the past and the future at the same time

[carmine monolith]

fucking brilliant use of resources

[last spoke]

Return

[heavy ivy]

I mean it's accurate
he makes pickle pepsi
bashes the shit out of KFC
and drinks it

[onyx igloo]

i have a cookie pizza

life is good

[last spoke]

Now I want KFC

[neat moat]

cant wait for it to all finally crash down

[onyx igloo]

I like popeyes more

Or Lees famous chicken

[west copper]

Do you think Project Somboid will ever come to VRChat?

[onyx igloo]

NO

[west copper]

I wanna RP

[onyx igloo]

NO

[last spoke]

KFC and Hungry Jack's are the only two fast food joints worth your time in Aus

[onyx igloo]

NO VRCHAT

NO

[heavy ivy]

"thank you, youtube! oh by the way cheers" video ends
he feels like if jorji costava was real

[west copper]

Don’t touch me in VRChat or I will scream VERY LOUDLY

[onyx igloo]

jorji costova peak

[sacred schooner]

ain't remember it, but that sounds like something I'd say

[onyx igloo]

I HAVE PHANTOM PAIN!

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[carmine monolith]

vrchat scares me

[neat moat]

Lmao

[west copper]

STOP. MAKIMG. FUN. OF ME

[sacred schooner]

deleting enemies and allies without discrimination

[carmine monolith]

i played once and there was just softcore porn everywhere.

[tall glen]

we got a daves hot chiclen recently

its good

[neat moat]

Murph is like those dogs in the horror movies. She knows something we dont

[tall glen]

better then Canes for sure

[west copper]

We be rubbing feet n stuff

[neat moat]

oh that too-

[carmine monolith]

felt like i was gonna get harassed

[tall glen]

I can harass you

[toxic relic]

you are easily scared

[west copper]

ITS A PLACE OF INCLUSION AND ACCEPTANCE BUGGER OFF HATER

[tall glen]

oh looks it's Farts

[carmine monolith]

yes

[toxic relic]

i am fart man

[last spoke]

If I had a dollar for every normalmap in VRC, my bank account would close

[tall glen]

farrts go to work or something

[sacred schooner]

a whole world of booty

[west copper]

Prove it.

[toxic relic]

🤨 its 6 am

[tall glen]

time for work

[last spoke]

He's literally stinkass farton

[heavy ivy]

work at six? only if i'm getting time and a half and the manager begs

[carmine monolith]

lol

[west copper]

If I was president
I would do a server wide Epilepsy test.

[sacred schooner]

do you live in the middle of the pacific?

[toxic relic]

i am the man of farts

[karmic jetty]

its 3am

[west copper]

That’s racist.

[toxic relic]

i live at your dads house

[karmic jetty]

about 5 for aussies

[tall glen]

I nominate fartass as the garbageman

[karmic jetty]

6 for old zealands

[stone meadow]

yoo

[last spoke]

C'mon, I'm proud of that one

[stone meadow]

ip grabber

[onyx igloo]

i would be a good garbage man

[sacred schooner]

you did sean's mistake

[broken sonnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187022410751430716/1417943409292873777/attachment.gif?ex=68cc5234&is=68cb00b4&hm=ffa11059161d42379db996722d9c22ddfa670c9efb1417621e16a1befcdcf1d2&

ye

[carmine monolith]

wait

[stone meadow]

grabbing my ip how could you

[broken sonnet]

ip grabed

acsdfvagh

[west copper]

Ayo??.

[toxic relic]

thanks bro

[carmine monolith]

office is fartass

ohhhh

[tall glen]

you grabbed my Ip Man by mistake

[carmine monolith]

that makes so much senss

[onyx igloo]

garbage trucks are cool

they CRUSH

[toxic relic]

ipman is a good fucking movie

[last spoke]

What are you gonna do with my IP?

[stone meadow]

yeah he looks stinky doesnt he

[west copper]

Nobody is grabbing my ip without consent. I will call the fuzz.

[karmic jetty]

oh my glob anon is no longer anon

hello dean

[carmine monolith]

yup

[karmic jetty]

[tall glen]

Indeed

[toxic relic]

my balls are never washed

[tall glen]

I am dean

[onyx igloo]

i pee

[toxic relic]

my ass is moist

[west copper]

[onyx igloo]

well take him out of the rain

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-gif-16508948274886257497

[west copper]

Prove it.

[sacred schooner]

reroute all McDonald's online orders to your ip adress

[onyx igloo]

its not healthy for a donkey to be in the rain

[last spoke]

Gonna break your tail at that point

[last spoke]

Ew gross

[west copper]

Prove it.

[last spoke]

I know many fops

[west copper]

Remember, it’s okay to eat glass.

[last spoke]

Glass doesn't even taste good

[west copper]

Prove it

[sacred schooner]

caramel glass does

[west copper]

Thank you.

[last spoke]

Hey Xal do you have deadlock

[sacred schooner]

yesn't

[last spoke]

You should install it

Zee too

[sacred schooner]

I did

[toxic relic]

farton dis dick lmao gottem

[last spoke]

If we get 2 more we can 6 stack

[toxic relic]

[sacred schooner]

forgot to uninstall it

[west copper]

Erm! Group Howl everyfur!

AWOOOOOOO!!

[last spoke]

We do group meowing in this server

[west copper]

Inferior.

[stone meadow]

this is already a kindergarden i dont need a zoo

[tall glen]

I am waiting for the bug guy to show up

he's 6 hours late

[karmic jetty]

i dont have the space

[west copper]

OWO

[last spoke]

You're literally frog

[burnt kite]

what sorta jump is this 😭

[karmic jetty]

no space no games

[west copper]

Prove it.

[tall glen]

oh new pz update

[sacred schooner]

private versions not out for the public or something

[onyx igloo]

GUYS THE BREAKER TRIPPED AGAIN IS HE OKAY

[tall glen]

wait no

[last spoke]

To be fair, 1.11 through 1.16.1 were ass

[subtle shoal]

Liar liar pants on fire

[neat moat]

youre trying to herd cats

it wont work

[last spoke]

Meow

[pale berry]

I'm never moving to godot I tried like 10 minutes of it I hate the UI

[burnt kite]

straight up filler

[west copper]

Do you have a refsheet for your OC?

[burnt kite]

aside for 1.12.2

[last spoke]

1.12.2 added fireworks for elytra right?

[pale berry]

Hey uh quick question what is your server tag

[burnt kite]

i think so, but also mods

[west copper]

No.

[west copper]

It’s an acronym.

[dawn jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[stone meadow]

🤨

[pale berry]

Why is it close to a slur?

[dawn jewel]

It u problem HAHA

[pale berry]

Is that intentional?

[stone meadow]

what does it stand for then?

[west copper]

It unfortunately ended up being close to the slur, but it isn’t the slur

[last spoke]

So what is it then?

[pale berry]

Why can't you change it?

[subtle shoal]

Private server?

Sure buddy

[pale berry]

Something in this screams ragebait failed

[west copper]

Idk how to change it, and I don’t own the server 😭

[last spoke]

Should've been the slur tbh
Would have been an awesome tag

[west copper]

That’s racist.

[stone meadow]

id suggest removing it

[karmic jetty]

[dawn jewel]

That’s crazy

[stone meadow]

if you want to stay

[subtle shoal]

1/10 ragebait used to be believable

[pale berry]

Wanna go fishing?

[dawn jewel]

U can change ur clan name, who cares if u dont own the server😭🙏

I love the half assed discordian lies

[west copper]

Brb, gonna speak with the owner :(

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[onyx igloo]

GOD DAMN IT

[last spoke]

Literally still hasn't told us what the tag is

Just fucken unequip it, dweeb

[onyx igloo]

i got a playtest for a game WHILE ON MY VACATION

[west copper]

Oh btw, FGGT stands for “Fun Guys Getting Tagged” btw. It’s a meme server

[stone meadow]

yeah in the meantime youre gonna need to remove it, let me know when you done so then ill unmute you

[dawn jewel]

Good job seanmcgire

[karmic jetty]

fungi

[dawn jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/castle-crashers-goodbye-chat-gif-26286552

[subtle shoal]

A private meme server...

[last spoke]

Yeah so it's just forced to be as close to the slur as possible

[onyx igloo]

@dawn jewel Thank you

[pale berry]

Hop on aneurism iv to experience life if mrrp & co got control of earth real no fake no virus /j

[heavy ivy]

the last of us part 3

[subtle shoal]

What could go wrong

[karmic jetty]

what are we some kinda last of us part 3

[onyx igloo]

there is a fungus.... amongus..

[burnt kite]

just let em change it bro

[subtle shoal]

man that metal gear sure is solid, btw my left arm is feeling a phantom pain

[quasi slate]

thanks bro

[burnt kite]

love is in the air? WRONG, jenkem

[karmic jetty]

phantom pain like vrchatters

[pale berry]

Love is in the air? WRONG, Purge

[pale berry]

Also I'm unironically getting the survivors for sorrow stylized like the build 40 zomboid character models

[carmine monolith]

im pretty sure neurotoxin in the air

https://tenor.com/view/gla-dos-suk-gif-26015574

[serene lion]

is there a way how to make a 2nd character in a mp server if im the host (i click the host button)? and if so, will i lose my current character?

[last spoke]

I should commission Processor: Quad core gameplay is in the form of Scenarios you enjoy, you can become an industrial powerhouse, with huge solar fields, oil refining for yourself and crafting mechanical arms and crafting mechanical arms and terraform of Scenarios. I may have to be mining resources does not sit nicely with the locals, so you and create yourself chopping trees, mining Sandbox Controllers
Plan B: Terraform

[last spoke]

Markov text is so fun

[pale berry]

The funniest Markov text for me is

[last spoke]

Inb4 garden path sentence

[pale berry]

This is the only one I can send here btw

[last spoke]

That's not Markov text

[pale berry]

It's literally nmarkov pal

[last spoke]

Ok?

But it's not Markov text

Like just because I say something doesn't make it Scarf Text

[pale berry]

Wdym not Markov text

[carmine monolith]

whats the word for people whp hates humanity/society

[last spoke]

Misanthrope

[carmine monolith]

misanthrope?

[karmic jetty]

stinkers

[carmine monolith]

ty

[onyx igloo]

Joker

[last spoke]

McGinnis is so cool

[karmic jetty]

misanthrope is when u turn sigma during full moons

[last spoke]

Big lady misanthrope with big gun and no moral compass

[surreal mirage]

i like playing mercy

[subtle shoal]

Reddit

[last spoke]

It's not syntactically correct, but it isn't nonsense either

Like, Markov Text is a form of junk text generation, same vein as lorem ipsum

[toxic relic]

why is no one interested in pickle guy

[sacred schooner]

that's the cousin of the doomer

[toxic relic]

misanthrope is the term mate

[last spoke]

Markov text takes input and then just turns it into syntaxically correct, but total nonsense text

[toxic relic]

as previously mentioned

[karmic jetty]

susiety is le bad wawawa

[last spoke]

Good for poisoning AI

[surreal mirage]

wiwiwi

[sacred schooner]

oui oui

[toxic relic]

bruh

the pickle guy is cool

[tawdry salmon]

society is bad when you’re on discord is a pretty ironic take

[pale berry]

Well tbf this Markov has been in this discord for like 3 years

[onyx igloo]

Pickle

[last spoke]

But also very funny to bait C word bots and watch as the humans that take over try to pivot when they realise their bot has been had

[toxic relic]

🤔 not really

[karmic jetty]

i saw pickle guy in my home page but didnt watch

[last spoke]

Okay?

[pale berry]

C word?

Sorry I'm stupid

[karmic jetty]

tupid

[subtle shoal]

what is this chat even about now I'm lost

[last spoke]

^ the third one

[toxic relic]

its a logical fallacy to think that anyone who is critical of a systemic structure needs to somehow not live in that structure to be critical

[subtle shoal]

fuck this im zerking off

[toxic relic]

which doesnt work

[toxic relic]

watch him bro

he's fun

[karmic jetty]

no announcing if ur zerking on general

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

yeah this shit

logical fallacy

[sacred schooner]

thought you meant the other one

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-droids-droid-roger-gif-5349007

[carmine monolith]

society

[last spoke]

Cunt? We're allowed to say cunt here

[sacred schooner]

too briish

[karmic jetty]

this is discordia

[sacred schooner]

can't have that

[karmic jetty]

theres none of that

[last spoke]

Oh please, it's an endearing term here in Aus

[toxic relic]

australian

[karmic jetty]

australia is just cowboy briish

[toxic relic]

uk uses cunt too but its associated with australia

[last spoke]

Queensland is just Australia Texas

[toxic relic]

real

brisbane

[sacred schooner]

that so? I can hardly distinguish anything english unless it's texas

[last spoke]

God Brisbane is a fucking hole

[toxic relic]

gold coast is australia florida

[last spoke]

WA is ohio

[toxic relic]

hahah real

melbourne? 🤔 maybe seattle? or would adelaide be seattle

[karmic jetty]

hmm yes real... (i know the references!!)

[onyx igloo]

Is it really a hole?

[toxic relic]

yeah thats so

[last spoke]

They dropped a really spicy rock just somewhere along the highway in WA and literally nothing ever came of it because the state is just that fucking empty

[toxic relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_vB5QRiDzA

[sacred schooner]

oh right I remember that

I also remember the fancy blue rocks

oddly enough nobody lives near them

[surreal mirage]

spicy rock? orphan material?

[last spoke]

No like fr, I've never seen a car with a qld plate driving with any degree of sanity

Queenslanders cannot fucking drive

I'm genuinely scared when one is near me on the road

[quasi slate]

real

[toxic relic]

they dont need to drive good its not like theres anyone normal that lives up there

[last spoke]

Like I actually pull over and let them piss off so I don't need to deal with them

[sacred schooner]

can't predict your enemie's action if they don't know what they're doing

[last spoke]

I'm on a motorcycle to and from work, if a car fucks up and I get caught in it, I can pretty confidently predict that I'm not coming out on top

[surreal mirage]

beat up the car

[lyric galleon]

nuts

[sacred schooner]

I love(n't) cars as a cyclist

[surreal mirage]

balls even

[onyx igloo]

The army

[last spoke]

Like the only reason we have a bike is so we have some kind of transit

[sacred schooner]

that's our special forces

[last spoke]

Never gonna own a car

Fuck that shit

[surreal mirage]

fr?

[last spoke]

Kinetic death cuboid

[onyx igloo]

i like the small cars

[last spoke]

Cars should not be a necessity

[sacred schooner]

I'd like to have a proper motorcycle at some point, extend my range of 15 km

[stone meadow]

im fine with owning a motorbike

[toxic relic]

trying to commute back home when Jaxxtyn flies by in a beat up ute smoking out the window hightailing it back to his caravan park in yaraka

[onyx igloo]

its literally got a motorcycle engine

[toxic relic]

fair enough though

[stone meadow]

the only issue i have with driving a car is being resposinble for someones death in an accident

[onyx igloo]

this is my choice of vehicle

[surreal mirage]

just get a small kia or something

[stone meadow]

with a motorbike itll probably be just me perishing

[onyx igloo]

We need more Honda N600s

[last spoke]

No but like literally that's our logic too

[onyx igloo]

No more big trucks and big suvs

Only small cars

[last spoke]

We wouldn't be able to live with ourselves if a car crash caused someone else to die

[sacred schooner]

no no no, the perfect vehicle is a kei truck

[surreal mirage]

a what

[sacred schooner]

you don't know?

[last spoke]

Hell, our ownership of this bike is best described as "begrudging" at best anyway

[neon bramble]

japanese truck

[surreal mirage]

lmao

[sacred schooner]

this man doesn't know the magical world of kei trucks

[last spoke]

Like it's literally just there for commuting to work

[surreal mirage]

yo the modded ones look sick

[toxic relic]

hop on lada brother

[onyx igloo]

i am a man of strange vehicles

[onyx igloo]

lada niva

[sacred schooner]

kei trucks are the affordable workhorse of everything

[last spoke]

I should get a new bicycle

[toxic relic]

lada niva is good

[last spoke]

Haven't had one for a couple years

[toxic relic]

theyre like g wagons but soviet

[neon bramble]

I have one shitter for 125 people

dont mind the corpse pile

[sacred schooner]

I'd suggest an E-bike, you can get some good ones for a fairly cheap price

[last spoke]

What's a good middle ground between a city and mountain bike?

[lyric galleon]

song of styx mentioned

[onyx igloo]

What about

[toxic relic]

🤔

[neon bramble]

all of the mass casualty situations so far have been my own incompetence it's great

[onyx igloo]

Polski Fiat 125P

[sacred schooner]

an hybrid, unless that's what you mean by city

[last spoke]

Eh, I don't need pedal assist, and I'd be taking it on dirt pathways often

[surreal mirage]

just a standard mountain bike

[neon bramble]

I'm starting to understand why the pig men are the starting race

[burnt kite]

just about any bike with offroad tires

[neon bramble]

its very easy to feed them

[onyx igloo]

small pickups are pretty cool

[sacred schooner]

once you ride an E-bike, you'll never look back

[toxic relic]

eh

[last spoke]

We have ridden an ebike

It's nice, but far from something I'd consider a need

[toxic relic]

its hard to appreciate an ebike on roads that arent metropolitan

[onyx igloo]

i feel like if im gonna ride a bike i should probably get exercise from it anyway

unless its long distance

[burnt kite]

how about you ride dis

gottem lmao

[onyx igloo]

you cant say that to me

[sacred schooner]

fair enough, my whole city is hills of absurd steepness

[onyx igloo]

im still underage

[toxic relic]

you and clown are both minors

[burnt kite]

so am i, it cancels out

[bronze moat]

Just like IRL

[onyx igloo]

oh

proceed

[toxic relic]

understandable need then

[last spoke]

Like, I'd be getting a pushbike just to go places I would have otherwise walked, anything further and I'd be using the motorcycle

[toxic relic]

i still think its weird

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sniffing-moose-viralhog-curious-moose-is-someone-out-there-gif-27108944

[neon bramble]

it is clean unlike the jobsite ones

[onyx igloo]

maybe

[bronze moat]

Lime Bikes are popular in Seattle. Surprisingly few are stolen or destroyed

[onyx igloo]

lime

are they really made of limes

[toxic relic]

lime bikes suck

[last spoke]

Those are those fuckass rental bikes that end up cluttering pathways right?

[toxic relic]

yes

[bronze moat]

They are powered by limes!

Truth: Lime Bike is a company that just plops bikes around the city. Pick one up, pay some $. Ride the bike. Leave it wherever you want for the next person to rent

[burnt kite]

kill them, kill them with hammers

[last spoke]

$.50 for like 10 minutes or something

[toxic relic]

yeah

its fucking stupid

[last spoke]

They're so annoying

[stone meadow]

there arent many bikes in my city hut there are scooters

[sacred schooner]

our own program is also very popular , keeps hitting records year on year

[stone meadow]

although i see less and less of them

[last spoke]

Oh god the fucking scooters too

[toxic relic]

why would you use a lime bike when theres inner city buses or idk maybe just fucking put in tram lines

[stone meadow]

in major cities tho ive seen a lot of rental ebikes

[last spoke]

Those are gigantic safety issues

[stone meadow]

tbh it can be easier to jusr rent an ebike

[toxic relic]

tram lines are so peak who fucking cares about the tech startup ebike

[stone meadow]

when i was in france it was pretty convenient

[toxic relic]

majorly disagree with you tbh mate

[last spoke]

Just leave lithium batteries out in the open 24/7 yep sounds good

[bronze moat]

All depends on the city. Seattle metro is super long wait in some areas. You can, at times, WALK faster than a bus can take you places

[stone meadow]

it depends on the city

[sacred schooner]

I've had very few issues with them myself as a cyclist except after dark

[stone meadow]

it didnt work out in my city

[burnt kite]

single mother with a child vs an escooter going 90 on a pavement

[stone meadow]

but it was pretty useful in paris

[toxic relic]

i find trams and buses much easier overall

paels

[last spoke]

Actually fucking hate those scooters, should be considered littering

[toxic relic]

paris dookie

[stone meadow]

i think cause paris is already pretty used to bikes

so getting places was convenient due to the availability of bike paths

[toxic relic]

solving the traffic issues with more traffic is crazy

[bronze moat]

My commute from home to work on a bus or light rail would take 2 to 2 1/2 hours. One way.

My car? 30 minutes

[stone meadow]

yeah, my work commute takes 1.5 hours on buses

[last spoke]

We love induced demand We love induced demand We love induced demand We love induced demand We love induced demand

[toxic relic]

yeah man theres a reason why

[stone meadow]

by car its 25 mins

[bronze moat]

It’s all city dependent tho. Bikes are super popular here. We even have cops on bikes

[sacred schooner]

well that's different, the US just doesn't know how to train or tram

[toxic relic]

real

[stone meadow]

i mean im ik

uk

[onyx igloo]

we need trams like in rdr2

[stone meadow]

we have a pretty extensive public trasport network

[onyx igloo]

i like old trams

[bronze moat]

Facts. We also own 2-3 cars per household. And MOST cars only transport one person

[last spoke]

Busses take forever because people are always in their fucking cars filling up roads
People are always in their cars filling up roads because busses take forever

[sacred schooner]

we had one, but it was destroyed

[stone meadow]

issue is if you dont work in a city, public transport will always take longer

[toxic relic]

people complain about bad public transport and say its bad but there is no infrastructure, everything is going to cars which increases bus times as cars take up bus lanes and makes people hate pt

[sacred schooner]

they're making a new one in my city

[stone meadow]

cause the routes i need arent as popular

[sacred schooner]

absolute shit show

[toxic relic]

🤨 this isnt true for every city

[stone meadow]

what city isnt it true for?

[onyx igloo]

cities just suck

[toxic relic]

auckland its faster to use buses because the car lanes dont exist

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/we-live-in-a-society-society-joker-gamers-rise-up-gang-weed-gif-13919217

[toxic relic]

faster to use trains too

[stone meadow]

im saying getting public transport to places outside of the city

[onyx igloo]

i only really like visiting cities

[stone meadow]

especially specific ones

[last spoke]

Like we currently live in what is legally a village keep in mind, I literally walk everywhere because fuck spending money on fuel so I can go to the supermarket to spend money on things I need

[onyx igloo]

id hate to live in one

[stone meadow]

if i worked within the city itd take me like 10 mins on the bus

[sacred schooner]

I dream of cheap/free trams that aren't stopped by traffic and serve many places

[stone meadow]

but i have to take 2 buses, one into the city center and then one to where i actually work outside of the city

[sacred schooner]

a wild dream

[last spoke]

The nearest city has a bus system, it's a lil dodgy and certain hubs are crime hotspots, but it's comprehensive and... prompt enough

[stone meadow]

and i mean it makes sense, there isnt much point in sending buses on routes that might only see like 10 people total

[sacred schooner]

busses are a love/hate relationship

[last spoke]

It's also just free 99% of the time because the ticketing system costs more to upkeep than the revenue anyway

[bronze moat]

But then cost of living.

My rent right now (for the land, I own the home): $1,200 a month.

My old place in downtown: $3,200+. And my old place was 850 square feet.

[toxic relic]

ah i did misread that 🤔 let me think
i would say the pt of the netherlands and finland would be an example of faster alternatives to cars

[stone meadow]

i dont live there so idk

[last spoke]

Rent is literally a subscription model for your damn house I just realised

[sacred schooner]

the land cost twice as much as my rent

[last spoke]

You will own nothing and be happy

[stone meadow]

im paying subscriptions to a lot of things

[last spoke]

Fuck man I hate money

[toxic relic]

the only reason its slower is cause its not prioritized its consistently gutted tbh to make way for more car

[stone meadow]

like having eyesight

[toxic relic]

like birmingham highway donut

[stone meadow]

and being able to be a somewhat productive member of society

[sacred schooner]

I avoid these like the plague, except rent

[last spoke]

We pay a subscription to not be suicidally depressed, and yeah, function too

[toxic relic]

real brother

[bronze moat]

I live in a “gated community”. 200 homes. Everyone rents the land, but owns the home.

Quite a hussle. 200 units of $1,200 each. $240K a month = $2.4 million every 10 months for the landlord

[stone meadow]

nah i wouldnt say public transport is gutted in the uk for the sake of cars, its the opposite if anything with ULEZ and ZEZ zones

[last spoke]

Landlords are actually the worst thing ever

[toxic relic]

🤨 uk pt sucks dude

[stone meadow]

city centers end up mainly for public transport

cars are too expensive to run

[sacred schooner]

If I could pay a one time fee to access the services of platforms, I'd have whipped out my credit card quite a few times

[onyx igloo]

stab landlords

[last spoke]

Like actual bottom feeding leeches, completely irredeemable in every way

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk

[stone meadow]

The issue isnt the lack of availability or infrastructure, its the privatisation and the pricing

[bronze moat]

And we front the bill for EVERYTHING except for the septic system.

[stone meadow]

which are both part of the same issue

[sacred schooner]

I'm sorry, did you just say... HOA?

[stone meadow]

The transport itself is fine, on the better side even

but man is it way too expensive

especially for trains

trains are just a total pisstake

[bronze moat]

Yep there is a HOA as well.

Internet is also metered. $50 if you go over your monthly allotted memory usage

[stone meadow]

i can fly to places for cheaper than the train tickets

[toxic relic]

bruh

[heavy ivy]

usa, 25-40 empty homes per homeless person
i love privatization

[last spoke]

Like it's insane to me that when a new console drops and someone goes and buys like 100 units and resells them later for profit they're called a scalper
When someone does the same thing WITH FUCKING SHELTER ONE OF THE PRIMARY NEEDS, THEY'RE CALLED AN INVESTOR

[sacred schooner]

I am SO sorry for you

[stone meadow]

i bought a £110 one way off peak ticket to newcastle just today, i could fly to france for £60, £100 return

and ill get there faster too

[bronze moat]

Amazon owns 20% of all private residences around their HQ in Seattle.

Still “public”, but they ONLY rent and sale to Amazon employees

[heavy ivy]

this stuff is nuts

[stone meadow]

its not a company town its employee benefits :)

[last spoke]

What even is a HOA for?

[sacred schooner]

there's nothing public about that imo

[bronze moat]

Is my dads old home tho so staying here unless it can make money

[heavy ivy]

any answer to this question is bs, they do nothing good for the community

oops ping

[sacred schooner]

add blackrock and blackstone and I'm sure your city isn't owned by its citizens

[stone meadow]

its public in the sense that if anyone tries holding them accountable they have plausbile deniability and can win any court cases

[bronze moat]

HOA’s are a scam. It’s a made up thing to get money from people.

It serves no real purpose, but like an LLC, members of a HOA can get tax breaks

[last spoke]

Talking about housing pisses me off

[stone meadow]

UK housing market is absolute garbage too

[heavy ivy]

im the original starwalker

[stone meadow]

any house in a decent area costs half a million quid

these 60 year old houses arent even worth 250k

[sacred schooner]

maintain high house prices in the area and provide maintenance service, but in practice it's hell

[burnt kite]

flying cars they said

[heavy ivy]

the thing is, high house prices is a problem, not a goal

[stone meadow]

but since land availability is limited, and tons of investors just buy up entire neighbourhoods, what can you do

[last spoke]

Talking about a lot of things pisses me off
So many things could just be better, it would be easy, we could literally just give homeless people houses, but the bottom line must go up

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/how-i-keep-the-rent-low-in-my-neighbourhoo-chief-keef-gif-5043739507113617112

[quasi slate]

🙏

[stone meadow]

and even the shoddily built new builts are sold for obscene prices

we rented a few of them, and currently living in one

these houses have been up for like 5 years at most and already falling apart

[last spoke]

They're americanising the buildings

[sacred schooner]

saying it's shoddy doesn't pay it respect, housing quality has gone to shit

[last spoke]

It's all fucking plaster and plywood

[sacred schooner]

and never up to code

[stone meadow]

the flooring in our kitches has a half inch wide gap near the backdoor

its also not level

[sacred schooner]

same here

[twin bear]

better than those fake ass bricks from china

[burnt kite]

cut back to covid. The UK government managed to find emergency housing for 253,000 homeless individuals.

[sacred schooner]

and the sewage pipe in my wall burst out 2 months ago

[stone meadow]

yeah dude thats smokescreens

thats not the real issue

[last spoke]

We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025

[stone meadow]

there is plenty of housing for EVERYONE in the uk

[twin bear]

covid was a huge tool for the gov to do some silly things

which they did

[burnt kite]

what is even said to be the issue

[stone meadow]

the only reason we dont have it is because rich investors buy many many properties and set their own prices

[last spoke]

The annoying thing about all this is that the systemic failures that lead to these conditions all fall under P word

[toxic relic]

damn this is crazy

[burnt kite]

im not a big fan of the government

[stone meadow]

all the news outlets pointing at the poor and the immigrants as the real issue, taking up all the housing is propaganda bs

[toxic relic]

london has the highest train prices in the world

[stone meadow]

if we held corporations accountable at all, we could house everyone in the uk tomorrow

[burnt kite]

NOBODY is believing ts 🥀

[last spoke]

Who would have thought that things being shitty is because of P word

[sacred schooner]

well, it was all privatised. Was that during tatcher?

[stone meadow]

yes

[toxic relic]

yes

milk snatcher

[stone meadow]

among many other things

[toxic relic]

milk snatcher is uk's regenomics

[stone meadow]

im not surprised

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[surreal mirage]

i love housing and cost of living crises

[sacred schooner]

I vaguely know she wasn't a very popular person

[toxic relic]

balls

[burnt kite]

Thatcher was so progressive, she opened the world's largest open unisex toilet after her death

[toxic relic]

huge understatement brother

[stone meadow]

when a train ticket for a place an hours drive away costs more than a plane ticket to spain, something is wrong

[sacred schooner]

I reek of sarcasm

[last spoke]

Ding Dong
The wicked bitch is dead.

[toxic relic]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/united-kingdom/england/london/london-transport-prices-are-now-the-highest-in-the-world/
i know its a telegraph piece but this is the source cited in every article lol

[burnt kite]

telecraph

[sacred schooner]

paywall

[stone meadow]

like again for the price of a train trip from the south to the north , a one way off peak ticket, the cheapest possible option, i could get a return flight to a lot of places in europe

[last spoke]

12 foot ladder

[burnt kite]

its paywalled

[toxic relic]

no way

[last spoke]

That's what the 12 foot ladder is for

[burnt kite]

is it on AP

[toxic relic]

custom scripts 🤓

[burnt kite]

mobile

[surreal mirage]

this is what happens when you let foreign govs buy your public transport to subsidise their own public transport

[last spoke]

twelve foot ladder

[stone meadow]

Ive seen enough. Cut budget to the NHS

[burnt kite]

6'7 foot ladder

[stone meadow]

yeah you aint getting a train ticket for under a fiver

[last spoke]

Man I'm working myself up here

[toxic relic]

cut education funding

[stone meadow]

idk where you could even travel to for 2.90

[surreal mirage]

next door

[toxic relic]

understandable mate

its ok to be angry

[sacred schooner]

oh right, city-wide fares, I thought you meant national fares

[last spoke]

I just wish I could direct it somewhere productive

[stone meadow]

i took the train for work for a couple years, and my work which was 2 stops away, 10 min train journey, was £7.90

[toxic relic]

insane

[last spoke]

Eeeyikes

[sacred schooner]

a single bus pass here is exactly 2 pounds

[neat moat]

thats really heavy

[stone meadow]

they also increased the price of single tickets recently from 2 quid to 3 quid

[neat moat]

Ours are like an ounce

[last spoke]

As I said before, busses in the nearby city are $3 for 4 hours
when they actually cost anything at all

[sacred schooner]

the train from montreal to quebec city (3 hour drive) is roughly 50 to 100$ CAD

[burnt kite]

didnt work for me?

[heavy ivy]

mods, change gurts name to Fish Fillet (Stale, Burnt)

[last spoke]

[stone meadow]

so for me who takes 2 bus tickets each way every day, it turned from 8 quid a day to 12 quid a day

[toxic relic]

its ok i posted the comparison table its all that matters

[neat moat]

I wouldn't mind this

[last spoke]

Quid is a funny word

[stone meadow]

from 40 quid a week to 60

[burnt kite]

quidward

[stone meadow]

now i just get a bus pass

[sacred schooner]

if the train was cheap, it'd be amazing

[karmic jetty]

squid

[last spoke]

Things would be awesome if they didn't cost money

[neat moat]

real

[stone meadow]

im not even asking for that tbh

[surreal mirage]

even switzerland has cheaper public transport

[heavy ivy]

man its almost like money is the root of many problems or smth

[stone meadow]

things would be awesome if they cost a reasonable amount of money

[karmic jetty]

gib me clams or gib me glorious porpoise

[neat moat]

youre a very smart spider willow tree

Bring me clams or bring me death

[stone meadow]

and not an exponentially increasing sum to fulfill shareholder goals

[heavy ivy]

i will bite you

[burnt kite]

it would be so awesome if humans had an inclination towards kindness and benevolence

[karmic jetty]

okai get in the toiler bowl

[toxic relic]

im not asking for anything i would just like to blow it up

👍

[last spoke]

Sounds fun

[heavy ivy]

consentually? very much so, but here? im just gonna leave him in a dark closet and let the shadows take over from there

[neat moat]

You cannot hide the evil forever

[stone nexus]

Do not the goober association

[neat moat]

I will escape

[last spoke]

Bite someone and get ember to lick the wound
I'unno if she'd wanna do that but it'd be potent

[surreal mirage]

when is good gurt coming back

[heavy ivy]

she would do it for the funny

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/hundreds-of-beavers-runnin-funny-run-gif-12300518006294095185

[stone meadow]

I got bit once by this girl to the point of drawing blood and it was pretty agreeable

[neat moat]

when the root of all evil is destroyed

[sacred schooner]

I took a quick look, taking a flight from quebec to montreal is only 4-5 times as expensive as taking the train, how insane is that

[stone meadow]

how are you taking a train from canada

[last spoke]

Flights should be illegal if a train could do it cheaper

[sacred schooner]

because we've trains tracks from Quebec city to montreal?

[last spoke]

Like we do not need engines that big to move that many people that far

[stone meadow]

well, i think the oppsoite should be more true

[toxic relic]

calculate the flight path of my piss

oribital mechanics

[stone meadow]

considering its cheaper for me to fly places than take the train there

[neat moat]

how hard would stink need to piss inorder for his pee to enter orbit

[stone meadow]

i forgot montreal is also in canada

[toxic relic]

lower train cost because more people will use it cause no plane

[last spoke]

I mean from an environmental perspective

[sacred schooner]

3 hours drive between them

[surreal mirage]

it'd cost me less to fly to scotland than to get a train

[onyx igloo]

yall think the floor is wet?

[toxic relic]

not too hard cause my peanor big enough to reach past the exosphere

[toxic relic]

[stone meadow]

clearly the solution is to set up a bunch of aiports

[toxic relic]

london prices are worse than wellington prices which is insane

[neat moat]

Stink space elevator penenis

[stone meadow]

im in oxfordshire and we have almost london prices for none of the london benifits

[surreal mirage]

stop before the government actually does that

[sacred schooner]

it's 2 to 4 times cheaper to drive than to take the train

[stone meadow]

but tbh its not been as bad yet as that time i went to a warehouse gig in london and canned beers cost £10 each

[neat moat]

thats cus bad public infrastructure

overall trains will always be more efficient

[burnt kite]

its 6 to 7 times cheaper to drive than to take the plane

[sacred schooner]

RIGHT

[stone meadow]

£10 for a beer from a 4 pack that cost like £4

[toxic relic]

real trains and trams are overall always more efficient and sustainable

[sacred schooner]

why's the train to expensive here

[stone meadow]

1000% profit

[surreal mirage]

go to any central european country to get a taste of perfected public transport (not including germany because swiss people HATE their trains crossing into germany)

[sacred schooner]

and they want to build a high-speed train now without dealing with this first

[toxic relic]

building highways for 1-3 person cars when 1 train line can handle people several orders of magnitude higher daily

[stone meadow]

i mean hell, even kyrgystan had more reasonable public transport

[surreal mirage]

and that says a lot

[stone meadow]

EXTREMELY cheap, and consistent

[sacred schooner]

gosh I'd take anything from the EU

[stone meadow]

not at all safe or modern though but

you take what you can get

[surreal mirage]

all we need to do is look back about 40 years to see where it all went wrong in the uk

[stone meadow]

cant complain when your ticket to the other side of the city costs 20p

[toxic relic]

balls bigger than pluto

[lyric galleon]

i feel bad for the 16 remaining people that are splinter cell fans

i just know theyre going to have it chopped and ruined like dmc

[karmic jetty]

all i need to do is look back to the constitution

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-spongebob-gif-17598597586521616942

[surreal mirage]

so many things that are just better in the EU, and people still shit on it for some reason

[toxic relic]

i can understand greece hating the eu

[surreal mirage]

i can understand that too

[toxic relic]

i cant understand anything else lol

[surreal mirage]

the euro fucked their economy a while back

[toxic relic]

yessir

but all this other shit is wacko