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pinapple aside that looks pretty good
geology is the only true science
mathematics fucks
peenar paradise when
pineapple is just not for me
never even liked it
my peenar is a paradise lmao gottem
i dont
its either sweet or savoury for me
my roomate just ate my grapes
pineapple tries to kill you when you eat it
im going to cry
Youre essentially creating completely new compounds. In DNA there are only four baes (ATCG), xenobology seeks to add more. Possibly even making things like genetic firewalls
what about apricot jam and chicken
i was making a ss13 reference, but this is genuinely insane
apparently actual pineapple on pizza is good, its only bc everyone added too much pineapple to it making it fucking terrible
oh ive tried chicken
its really good actually
spess
fr bro
DONT ADD 8 FUCKING SLICES
does that pizza have elmers glue though
i dont want onions in my pizza
hawaiian piza
gross
it helps the cheese stick together
very stringy piza
im sure it does

i order pizza without cheese
π€€ }
cheese sucks
i want pizza now
i order bread
i cant say what i think about that without getting banned
can i get uhhh a cheese piza but hold the piza
it ruins the flavours of the pizza
i love bread
definitely not
any combination of sweet and savoury is no good for me
fair dude
weak
WHAT
would it still be piza if u remove cheese
the only reason i eat pizza is because of it not being sweet
useless useless
cheese is literally
idk what kind of cheese youre eating
imagine putting fruits into a pizza
how much can u remove until its no longer piza
yes
pizza is a mindset
tomato 
i have 5 packets of frozen pizza in my fridge rn
cucumber
honestly i dont like spicy food
habanero on pizza is peak
"erm actually tomato is a fruit βοΈπ€" headass
holy balls bro
cant handle even half a spicy cheeto
bad taste
"that makes ketchup a smoothie βοΈπ€"
rember kids vegetables arent real
chat has bad taste and is very picky liek a bebe 
but fruits are
i swear first time i tried a spicy chip i had to go to the bathroom and wash my tongue
im a man of consistent character, look at my role icon
bro's got the tastebuds of a child
go suck on a cow teet you cheese loving baby
u will never escape samsara
my spice tolerance has gone down overtime
im only picky bcs of the spicyness
i used to load up my cheese bread with toms of peppera
mine doesnt even go up
now i dont like it so much
this is so sad
the spice..
spice is everything
doon
the spice must flow
imagine like a spicy bigmac
spice is good currency back in ye olde days of yore
real

united kingdom killed millions to get pepper
maccas overrated
Thats why the pinky out when drinking stuff became a thing
I don't stop myself from eating spicy food. I persevere and enjoy the taste, and if I shit myself, I accept it with grace.
the spice must flow
what??
mines only gone up
i only go to mcdonalds at my lowest
wdym
i buy tabasco by the litres
food is terrible
tobuscus sauce
one day i realized i can just order the big bottles online
i want some tea rn
instead of the tiny ones they sell in supermarkets
the tabasco lore is really wholesome too
now there is always a big bottle at home
bro went to uk, ordered a cheeky nandos and discovered tobasco and peri peri sauce
all this convo is making me hungry
he's never been the same
lolol
mysterious white oval
boxes be lookin like chinese cough syrup
that thing is powering the entire house

thats the kitchen
ok bro
my trash pile is in my room
live like you are
i think ive spent multiple thousands of pounds on asahi

over the years
whats asahi?
japanese beer
ah
never heard of asahi
asahi doesnt sound appealing
i dont do the drugs and or alcmohols
you dont sound appealing
im boring
asahi is good
waow rood
asahi sounds like a kind of detergent
we are saints among sinners
they opened an asahi pub somewhere in the uk
yooo
i got an ad about it on instagram
made me remember abt that one twd vr game
what makes it special, whats it made with
woter
souls
i mean yeah
quality
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
asahi super dry π»
i mean alcohol by definition
isnt water
if your alcohol is wet then you got scammed
oh welp
asahi doesnt just do beer but i think thats their most popular export π€
it is in my country

guess ill try it out sometime
its just a nice tasting beer
how does beer taste
yeah its crisp and not too bitter
idk
depends on the beer brother
how do you describe the taste of beer
just wondering the main ingredient, alcohols typically are derived from a specific crop right
corn hops barley etc
its like a bitter fizzy drink
sour?
thats how it tastes for me

idk im not an expert in alcohol
malted barley hops and yeast

water ofc
go drink methanol
you dont usually drink alcohol for the taste anyway, having it taste nice is just a bonus
usually 
what do u drink for then
well there are weirdos out there who drink alcohol for the taste
for the alcohol content
i hardly drink to get drunk anymore
smoke till im high
speaking of drinking
drunk people scare me
im an old man, getting drunk means im out of commission for a week
castle on the hill
did you appreciate my drink murph c:
wake up in the sky
BOO
how old are you mr frogski
24
34
Sleep in the ground
nice im 16
the idea of me becoming not myself is scary
same
and ik people who are wierd when drunk
since when have you been playing pz?
yeah but then ypu get stress and anxieties from what u do while drunk
for a while now
I only like getting a little drunk and only socially, too much and i get sleepy and feel bad
huh
how many hours on steamΒ‘?
i think you may be an anxious person murph
on steam 1450, overall 1650
considering how long they last to drop a build
i just want to play w my friendsssss
do you avoid weed too murph
hangxiety is an inevitable part which i just accept as worth it
yeah
damn
all my friends on some fortnite bs
for me i have fun as myself so i dont need it
you are still youself when you're high or drunk
its just slightly less π€ controlled
you get more freedom of speech π₯
depends on how fucked up you get
fair
im also poor so that doesnt help
new pubmed case study: heroine injected into eyeballs for the 4th time this month
but ur not u when ur hungery
ive had access to weed once in my life
is that a paper
fermented piss
hmmmmm
psycho mantis?
yo wait dude i have a paper on whether or not the sugars in sperm can be used to make alcohol
do i become sans?

wouldnt that be very little
like hold on
u gotta need a jar
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Over the years I've done many projects where I turned completely inedible things into food, and what I've been really wanting to do for a...
watched it
alcohol is universal
can i get paid for it?
i have a business idea
i drink woter like a sane person
Dude my friend is a idiot and i'm done saving her
yeah you need a lot of sperm
METH
need to raid the bank for that
and not poison
has anyone thus far launched a new Wildfire like server? (100% Vanilla PvP)
sperm contains fructose which, along with water and yeast, can ferment into alcohol
deltarune players would be billionaires at this point
?

what if ur fructose intolerant
science chat
u die
so i can drink my own sperm? interesting
or you take insulin

you dont need to turn it into alcohol for that π€¨
Me at the sperm bank
Mlem
i do wonder how alcoholized sperm would taste
to turn it into alcohol you have to purify it
one way to find out buddy
probably quite bad π€
ima rob a sperm bank and become a millionaire with my brand: cumhol
so itd taste like alcohol
u gotta purify it
wdym purify
too many other elements
like
protein.
itll be rancid
yeah
?

im pretty sure semen is naturally antimicrobial/fungal too
at that point why even need the sussy juice
for the theory

ill test it

im the only one that can
fair
π«
zozo put the jar down pls
woah in public
yk what
imma try to make my own alcohol right here right now

i make it accidentally alot
i make huge batches of ice tea
it ferments in a week
you have many lesbian traits murph
what does this mean


what index am i in
nunya
the cpi index

guys im done how do i purify it
leave it for 1 month
shit i dont have yeast rn
buy some brother
tomorrow imma try again
isnt there a difference between brewers/bakers yeast
ive got bread yeast
does that work?
idk man
mmmmm maybe
now that you say it i think i also havee some
its all yeast isnt it
ye
cumhol
ok bro
i think bread yeast cant handle high alcohol %
sounds true but im not arsed to check lol
same
erm guys my jar fell from the table
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what do i do now
ugh
Sometimes i think about french people
catch it
dude i dont want to rp your semen jar in general chat
maybe stop lol
hope you get better
yappoholic
yappaholic live in sugundese
who is #1 if that gets you #15
frogsker
#1 is frog
frogski doesnt go outside
he's level 70
he is THE project zomboid
frogski is rank #1 at level 78 with 300,575 experience. (3,725 left for the next level)
[β β β β β β β β β β ] 51%
when a pz tag?
yes u can
i need a pz tag
jebus
three times
he steals xp from the plungies we sacrifice
three times as much exp as zozo
when he reaches level 100 he should be allowed to use the feet pfp
i remmeber when nasko ate my xp
yommers
is frogski human?
i got my xp removed once too
gabriel could you ping me again
ping dis dick
he gets promoted to community manager
zomboid explodes three days later
not very skibidi
i cant put the thingy to tag for some reason
custom client
thats why you shouldnt buy keyboards from lidl
sometimes they're weird about it
Me too

Fun
since i joined ive only seen an indie stone dev talk once
theyre lurking in the shadows
interesting server tag
they sometimes hop in to chat for a while
They talk alot you just have to be around

a dev answered me once to say he hopes i get better
then theres nasko
Baph is cool
i was sick
shit bro
real interesting
i wonder what it means
I saw a dev once, his name was Yandere, swell guy.
dont ask him about drinks
the challice
baph is cool, he left five people to the lootbugs in lethal company once
good times
i need money
those were the days
we gotta play lethal again
we do indeed
and then repo
Thatβs flippin cool 
oh god lethal
used to be every thursday evening
i put too many hours in lethal
do not give echo the cart
Then get it
This company, its lethalβ¦
jesus christ
yeah bruh i have 40 euros rn
this guy has almost 10k hours in pz
always trust me with the cart
I have 2 USD

mein glob

big 10k coming up

i have like 1k
Just print more
how even
I dont have enough time to play games this much
inflation
you develop mods office?
Very sad
Hello friends
hows my kingdom
Pz is probably my 3rd most hours in a game and its only like 550 hours lol
Inflate more inflation to counter the inflation
should we get you as the us president?
I just get bored solo, need buddies
pyrocynical
HAHHAAHAHA
ok only if you let zee shoot the cannon
Pyrocynical
no way zo
My country doesnβt have president, I live in a tribe
ofc 
all my friend group only knows pz cuz i yap about it the entir day
dudeman
i love how pyrocyncal got outed as a freak and basically nothing happened
Make them play it
They got taken down when deciding to declare everyone at once and never got back to strength
i made 1 play it
Pyrocynical spending 10 minuets to define what a freak is
real

you dont know fun until you spend 1 entire day trying to clear out the lv mall and fail miserably
gabriel why did you let v1 kick your ass
this is good
whats v1
I still remember the time Baph was talking about Old Birds as I watched one start FLYING towards us from behind him as he did
I'm so mad I didn't clip it that shit was hilarious
1 more than v0

Bro I regret to say I tried this when I first played PZ years ago, I was gonna try to relive Dawn of the Dead but it didnβt turn out as I expected.
why is every fox pfp so insane
i only rmbr the caves 
Why is every human pfp so insane
And racist

Fop


wtf
why is every corpo chibi pfp so pog and deserves 20 grand
fop spotted
every accusation is a confession
this dock has an april π in its mout
i came back on another run, had a lot of modded guns and ammo, i made the mistake to enter a room.
very pog paint
im not sure i can follow chat anymore
it went from one to ten very quickly
it seems it's derailed
I remember I couldnβt even make it inside, the mall was swarmed with the dead, iirc it was before Louisville was added to the game
i managed to enter with glass shards perforing my skin
I think this is time for the biblically accurate angel
Glass shards are good for your health 
i normally play on high pop so you can already imagine what i went through
question
Think about it, if you have glass shards in your hand and you smack a zombie, itβs just extra damage to the zombie
purging the corruption and im all out of green solution
Wait hes so fucking radical what
what if i told you that your farts smell like weiner π€
i think im cooked
Hes killing it with the hotdogs
fartass do u know about peter mohrbachers angelarium
yes why
very pog
Just don't think then
Duh
Itβs a matter of circumstance, and misunderstanding.
i use his brushes
fartass do you know about peter griffin
i hope you find farts bad smelling
I am Peter
matching pfps w my hb π₯
sick concepts
why do i find myself being so attracted to femboys lately

I canβt believe I almost got 10k hours in this game almost ππ₯
0 days since the last femboy mention in genchat
im sure we can make it to 1 day guys
Valid
b52 releases
overrated
counter still at 0
bears are better
guh its so fetishized
real
2125 is when that releases lol
It is very sensationalized like goth people
mgmm
im not sure why its so popular online but its very 
i just find it annoying really
bears 

what were the classifications i forget
bear culture peak
twinks bears

just think about it it doesnt make me gay
they look like females
ty
they look like women

since whenβs there so many
if you're attracted to men you're attracted to men brother
i mean
arent those just normal body types. or are the names the gay part
the names yeah
since decades ago mate π€¨
i also like women
just tryna classify ppls perferences
theyβre just body types but labelled for some reason
I think bears are cool
Fuzzy big guys
is what it is
:)
bad thing is that in 40 years theyre all gonna look like a grown man tryna be cute
office are you a bear
yeah its usually just used as a way to reference the type of guy you like
twink death is super real
its not dude
yes it is
iβve seen it

i like to think so
you see people lamenting the fact that they dont fit into a stupid ideal
can i just say
twink death isnt real
i HATE the tired emote
what do these words mean
think what you want
poor das
Gordon doesnt need to hear all of this, he's a highly trained professional
oh you sweet summer child
i mean im not gay but im also not opposed to gay people
hop on zorzor
echo im working mane
twink death is when someone stops being a twink
is this not normal yet

like
hop on anyway
:)
and thats why you read info about bosses before just trying to brute force them otag
they grow a beard, get big muscles
wait echo ur right
etc
bear better
but can u handle my shiddy earpod mic
twink overrated
Iβve seen a gay guy once, but I am not a gay guy. I like women and ONLY woman.
ive seen a gay guy once is very funny out of context
different=bad
Anyone who assumes I am gay is an EVIL liar, and is lying because they are not telling the truth because thatβs what liars do they donβt tell the truth.
ok dude
ven if you were no one would really care
i love that ur server tag is the f word
fortnite
your sexuality has nothing to do with me
yeah echo and i already pointed it out
are people named robert
oh ur gay? get in line then everyone here is gay until proven otherwise
yes
why
Yeah, I know one personally
wait wut
Wdym? If you click the tag it explains the acronym? Itβs a real thing. And we are very serious and professional people.
Im one of those things i think
they want
server tag
they want treasure
It says private server
is the f slur 
yeah its a private server
Dork
its a slur?
Lol
zozo pls
oh yes. im in and out of reading chat so its like a broken convo 
fortnite
i cant see server tags
No you fool! It stands for something!
The one I got in trouble for having in a screenshot once
Itβs an acronym
clearly they are british and like smoking
who on earth is actually named bartholomew
griddle cook burger good
Thatβs gay. Which is something that I am not because I am not gay.
like imagine being named bartholomew
how is ass gay
bart
my roach is named bartholomew
Thanks for telling the class
im befuddled
Another friend group server I'm in, we all had our names prefixed by that word once
barth and geoff
Idk but give me about 5 min to think of something to say
chat do i shower or do i let it crust this one time
i said someone not an omnipotent god
snoop dog had a cockroach
i am tempted to break the shower streak
Wash your hair, feel great
shower bro
always shower
HAHAHAHA
I am Da Real Roach Dogg jr.

shower feel good
out of all people
Crust?????
let it crust and peel it off like a scab
?!?!?!?
Itβs got gluten in it
ok bro
I can only climax to fornite skins...nothing else will do...I dont believe in wiping, I just let it crust over...like a scab-peel it off in one go, releasing all the poo dandruff into my underwear. Gave myself the nickname, "head and shoulders".
Sometimes I go into the underwear section...try on some boxers, take a piss in 'em-just a few drops from the spout-and put 'em back...they call me "the leaky hose bandit".
call it head and shoulders with all the poop flakes falling off
WTF????????
???????????

I need my grandmother.
total goblin mode
how
im crying laughing

no
how can you even climax to fortnite skins
clearly you dont know ball
no your not
cant even turn me on
what is that from
microwave
tf
This is weird even for genchat standards, I'm going back to bed
yeah


seek mental peace and the lord above
meatcanyon
Yeah I woke up at 03:00 for this?
PLEASE bro teach me your ways on how to climax to ANYTHING
canyon of meat
actually tracks tbh
I got a freckle on my hand I named Gregory :)
The real witching hour was the discord server all along
stink scared off everybody
cursed chat
lowest ive seen gen chat go and thats something i dont joke about
its seen worse
Yeah you're also only a plunger
didn't see much then π₯
ive stopped talking before
You ain't seen shit
we should just erase gen chat
who calls ketchup catsup
Do you have any nuts? And would you be willing to make a trade?
and why
i have pine nuts
before we were talking about how to make alcohol with sperm
me checking behind me for demons after i heard a creak
4:15AM actually
Got cashews in the fridge
dude you havent even seen cyst chat or cannibalism chat
its wild that man has an audience
i still cant figure out what his content is
i like pistachios
i DONT want to see that shit
Iβll trade you for a sandwich and some sushi.

me too bruv
what kind of sushi
π€ wdym?
You don't wanna talk about the hypotheticals of eating people?
Green
ill trade you a sandwich for dez nuts
i only liked this sushi with mango and imitation crab on it
im not meatcanyon videos are extreme
make one of them an onigiri and its a deal
when can i comment picturez
I canβt, I donβt have any hands
like its all react content but he has the same reaction to everything
i think they have an interesting way of expressing certain themes
this boy
othered than that it tasted like bitter
Never. Youβre going to die here. This is how you died.
oh what
Once you embrace that you don't need to
im talking about his animated shit not the other channel, fair enough on that one though
I just farted seeing this.
"We are Project Zomboid"
Bum bum bum bum bum
it kinda reminds me of modern jschlatt content
i dont watch his other channels cause he pumps out 2 a week and theres nothing new about it lol
i hate his new videos thwy are so boring
I am Bob Zomboid
What are we supposed to be? Some kind of Project Zomboid?
yeah fair enough
the most emotion I saw from XCQ was him in FL studio
i love my character john johnson
lmao
hes such a badass
ye
yo wait
i liked when he did chess
yes
that was fun
XQC stole my girlfriend who also went to a different school. I hate him.
you were talking about xqc
yeah
Fun fact
thin crust pizza is good
OMG
lets add a complex chess system to zomboid
Thats so good
whos that
Cool hair. Is it natural?
did you make it?
bro who the fuck watches xqc
shameless self advertisement
Me
THOUSANDS
Yea
Me. Every day. Right now even.
Zee
Iβm filling my drawers rn I canβt move from the computer I gotta watch XQC and Hassan
no thats a picture
its all slop aside for a couple of clips
Pee
dude opened a case MID PEEK
GUYS I FOUND A KATANA
on everybody's soul we all do this when we are in sea
Itβs in half condition too!
is it normal that in my 1000 hours on pz i have NEVER seen a hottiez magazine
pretty much the only react content i watch anymore is people watching series or shows i really enjoy
hunkZ supremacy
I said it last time I saw you post this but I'll say it again, that either felt like the best thing ever or uncontained agony
Gotta agree tbh
games too
But Iβm not gay tho
Yeah, of me
guys i am me
Prove it
geeking
aww
What animal is your OC?
bob zomboid
Checks out, let him through
play as your oc in zomboid and go to louisville insane pop
which one
I canβt, I die when I leave the front door.
Yeah, there's a reason I'm so protective of it

Prove it.
brown hair....
guys does anyone want to to play doritos crash course with me
Y'all never seen a Sylv before?
Skylar white?
i made myself a challenge to survive more than 1 day there, i spawned in with mods and infront of my house was a survivors house with a katana
glock 43
Sylvester the cat?
i died 2 minutes later
Yeah I seen him
Sylveon
Gg skill issue
id rather remove a multi-lobed cyst full of oxidized blood and soft keratin from someones ass crack, cut it open so that the fluffy protein starch bursts out like a ripped couch cushion and sink my teeth into the unwrinkled shit-brown oozing ball sack until my molars slowly move through the pieces of hair, solid pus and skin than watch his fucking streams brother π
Oh yeah that too
my name is skylar white yo, my husband is walter white, yo
Prove it.
i just got overwhelmed and i dont play w multihit on
No
Ok 

k
Bro is calling the dead π
anyone remember that one twd saints and sinners vr game?
Because I said so
well about that
if your mom is alive you typically dont bring it up
All his shit is just ragebait
He "tried" deadlock once, got ulted by doorman, and instead of literally walking forward to the elevator, SIDE DASHED into the void and died
well im sorry for your loss
Ok π 
Then started bitching that the game is too complex
fym ok
Idk I forgot what I was gonna say
show him my summer car
mayb the game is too complex for him
how abot that
when b45 release?}
WAGMI
Beans
Metroman solos Superman no one is changing my mind
ok bro
Guys. Spider man could bead super man
whatever u say

Like that bloke is so absolutely brain dead and fried for stimulation he can't even fucking W key
Dude has less brain activity than a fucking Gibbus pyro
ill be in the er department sucking on the keratin plug of an old dudes pilonidal cyst 
i have to learn how to not fall for "incompetence retention marketing"
yo bro my mom and my dad are in a long, healthy relationship together, they are so happy, can't believe I'm so lucky man
superman never juggled babies
i feel like venom could beat superman
Ooo. Thatβs gonna cause him to lose some points in my book.
superman is just the common hero that saves everyone
My uncle Jim could solo superman
50 other heroes like him
using comic logic a weasel could beat superman
I've never watched any of his streams, it's just a clip that's been floating around
he once opened a case mid peek
his weakness is a rock
I could solo superman
maybe not even once but i saw a clip of it
one of supermans rocks turns him sexist
metroman solos all of fiction
can someone tell me how a diesel blowing black smoke is appealing to some
I saw this horse once.
Walked up to it and said.
Hey stop horsin around.
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen.
ive noticed that
Around the same time as some guy on faze complained that people in battlefield 6 expected him to revive them
"Why would I? I'm not a fucken medic"
As you see his selected class on screen (medic)
guys is there a spiffo plushie irl? imma ask my parents for one for my birthday
No.
Yes but you can't have it
They were limited run
im gonna drink bleach
and the crowd went mild
you can poison cyclists who dare take a tiny space of the road

guys whats your favorite style of pizza
story of my life 
Unless you wanna pay eBay scalpers
cheese
setup is rage bait i swear
sportacus definitely has chances against him though
always a full team at extract with class 6





