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karmic jetty
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one armed cook

frosty tulip
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I still have trauma from the damn rats in endoparasitic 1

neon bramble
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you have to operate the gun with the mouse

frosty tulip
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yeah, if your gun is out, that means you can't move

karmic jetty
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sounds tedious

frosty tulip
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so you have to pick the right time to shoot

neon bramble
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its the point

karmic jetty
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how is guy alive

frosty tulip
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bruh has insane protagonist energy thats how

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Actually insane how fast he crawls when you get used to the game.

karmic jetty
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bros a bleach character

neon bramble
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its raw aura flowing through his veins

frosty tulip
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bro can crawl about as fast as somebody jogging

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its insane

neon bramble
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realistically he would be in shock and bleed out instantly from the opening cutscene

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but bro built diff

frosty tulip
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thank for the random clothes iron.

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they always keep those in science labs for just that emergency

last spoke
frosty tulip
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@neon bramble holy shit broo, next update they're making it so you can filter your cargo tabs, finally

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makes organising it so much quicker

neon bramble
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ayo what

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about fucking time

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mandatory 10 minute break to reorganize loot lmao

frosty tulip
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the damn company paying me and they just shove everything into my perfectly organised first cargo tab, nuking it

neon bramble
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the barter economy is never not funny

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from a few packs of cigs for a shipment of top tier energy weapons to

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'recreational' androids for some backpacks and extra ammo

jolly oxide
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Yeah, seems about right

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🚬

frosty tulip
neon bramble
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people use money

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it's just you iirc that has to barter

jolly oxide
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Hell, I too would pay top dollar in the post apoc for some corpo recreational android in exchange for backpacks and extra aùmo

neon bramble
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because it's supposed to be off the books

frosty tulip
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well you also got each companys money too

jolly oxide
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Am I the only one ?

frosty tulip
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so you do have a form of currency you use

neon bramble
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it is less tedious when you think about it ngl

frosty tulip
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its just that Ancom is gonna laugh their ass off if you try to pay with company credit from Realware

neon bramble
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dont have to worry about what's in stock

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just offload what you can

frosty tulip
jolly oxide
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It's just that cash has complexified the barter to such a level

neon bramble
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isnt that the point of cash

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a good everyone wants, so everyone will take it

jolly oxide
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To buy gold

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Gold standard

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Then shit got complexified

frosty tulip
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sadly there be no cash in quasimorph

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you gotta make do with bartering or store credit

neon bramble
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yeah it started as receipts but that's how money is today

jolly oxide
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Nope

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As I said

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Complex

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Since money nowadays

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is technically made out of nothing

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As in

neon bramble
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that dosen't change what I said though

jolly oxide
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Money is injected into the economy

neon bramble
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it's something everyone wants, so everyone will take it

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regardless of how we choose to value it

jolly oxide
neon bramble
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I am not in the mood to get dragged into modern finance

jolly oxide
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blergh

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In other news

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Found shooting headsets of a French detectives in my local surplus store for 6 bucks

frosty tulip
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In even more other news, Realware is getting curbstomped bad

jolly oxide
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Checked the price of those and they are around 300+ euros

tepid rivet
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After 60 hours of gameplay i realised you can sprint..

neon bramble
karmic jetty
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yippeee im homeee

neon bramble
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I tend to sleep on em between ancom and the church

karmic jetty
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time to rot

frosty tulip
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The one that consistently curbstomps almost everybody unless you kneecap em early

jolly oxide
neon bramble
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yeah but energy guns are better aint it

jolly oxide
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I mean, arms manufacturing is very VERY broad

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We can be talking from the microchip used for missiles

neon bramble
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SBN

jolly oxide
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To the gun platforms themselves

frosty tulip
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They're that big of a corporation in it

jolly oxide
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Never heard much of them

frosty tulip
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wat

neon bramble
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I have a feeling you are both talking around eachother

frosty tulip
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they're like one of the main factions in the game

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I ain't talking irl

jolly oxide
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Ohh

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Yeah, just saw it on google

neon bramble
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the crops need tending

jolly oxide
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was confused

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Quasimorph huh

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That one space game ?

frosty tulip
jolly oxide
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I heard it's pretty good

frosty tulip
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It's pretty good, but it's not for everyone.

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you gotta accept that you'll be brutally mowed down a lot

cedar bolt
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its always hello ween
but never goodbye ween, I hope you have a great day

jolly oxide
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We all in this discord accept such a thing

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it's why we play PZ

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🤷‍♂️

frosty tulip
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also even construction workers are terrifying in it

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ya open a door and one of them shoots a sawblade at your throat

neon bramble
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the flamethrowers lmao

frosty tulip
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don't talk about that

neon bramble
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nevermind there are ways to be immune to fire

frosty tulip
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I'm terrified to even use one.

neon bramble
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who woulda thunk, flamethrowers are amazing in extreme close quarters

frosty tulip
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the amount of times its backfired and I've burnt myself to a crisp

neon bramble
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I never use it offensively

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create a wall of fuck you so the enemy can't cross there

jolly oxide
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I DONT ENJOY SMALL GAINS, I DONT KNOW PATIENCE, IF I HAVENT GOTTEN THE PERFECT SEED FOR MY PLAYTHROUGH, I DO SUICIDAL ACTIONS FOR THE LARGEST AMOUNT OF GAINS AND IF I DONT LIVE LONG, I DONT CARE

neon bramble
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dump the canister and drop it there

frosty tulip
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I just obsessively go up to almost any explosive barrel and quickly hurl the petrol out of it

neon bramble
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lmao

frosty tulip
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I ain't risking someone walking in, getting a lucky shot and blowing me up

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that shit is cursed

neon bramble
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if I have to be near it yeah

frosty tulip
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its bad when its a tight hallway littered with em

neon bramble
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can't you just fire off to get it out of the wya

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pick up some poor schmuck's dropped weapon and use that

frosty tulip
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ye but ammo costs money

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ya think bullets just grow on trees?

neon bramble
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you cant bring all ammo back with you

frosty tulip
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I do love how you convert those bullets into gunpowder and it magically turns much heavier

neon bramble
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you ate the lead that's why

frosty tulip
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sustenance

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I need it

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at this point the company should just consider putting a feeding tube into our mercs

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with how much our dudes be snackin

neon bramble
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fucking cannibal mercs

frosty tulip
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wow

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god forbid people have hobbies

neon bramble
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2000 calories every minute

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I think the cloning process is very flawed thinking about it

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metabolism on overdrive

limpid kite
frosty tulip
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I don't think its flawed, I think thats the point. They make the clones this resilient and powerful at the cost of them requiring more food.

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the clones aren't designed for long term use

neon bramble
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I wonder what happened to the originals

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are they just chillin in tahiti from the royalties

frosty tulip
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I bet they probably died hella rich.

neon bramble
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idk sounds like a good retirement plan

frosty tulip
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They sell themselves as a clone template to this shady company get to relax in the Bahamas

neon bramble
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be a legendary merc, sell my genetic data and memory and just enjoy the royalties yeah

wraith bolt
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saeechelles

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lol yup called the silence...interesting

frosty tulip
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"I'm immune to infections so I'm super efficient at cannablism"

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Deal

neon bramble
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melee and cannibalism specialist

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what kind of insane career she must have had

frosty tulip
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wasn't even a merc actually

neon bramble
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pfft lmao

frosty tulip
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she was just a chef

neon bramble
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what her hobby

frosty tulip
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they hired some cannibal chef as a template

neon bramble
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as much as I'd like to shitpost

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I must lock in for a bit

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people are trying to extort me for all my money

wraith bolt
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give it to me....then let e come for me 🙂

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can't extort what you dont have

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🙁

neon bramble
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no

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I choose swedish neutrality

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buy more weapons and point it at everyone around me

wraith bolt
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oh sweden is about to go the way of the dodo...i'd find a new strat...maybe angry birds

twin bear
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@chrome jetty got more data

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cant even sell these sons of bitches haha

hardy muralBOT
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You are rank #187 at level 24 with 26,797 experience. (2,103 left for the next level)
[■■ ] 10%

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You are rank #79 at level 31 with 48,013 experience. (137 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 95%

twin bear
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might as well check now actually

hardy muralBOT
twin bear
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oh dam

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🥀 i yap too much

wraith dust
twin bear
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booty chicken

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my god my eyes

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flashbanged

wraith dust
twin bear
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not a single fucking gpu since i got this task

cedar bolt
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I got kicked from the Cyberpunk server for having antifascist stuff in my profile because they have "nothing to do with cyberpunk"

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HUH

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are they stupid NA_Dumb

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and they want me to remove the "stu/pid" in my pronounce thing because it is "insulting to the queer community"

neon bramble
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I thought the whole point is it is what you want to be

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what business is it of theirs

cedar bolt
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thats also what I thought

neon bramble
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if its a shitpost then so be it

cedar bolt
neon bramble
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how very un-punk of them

cedar bolt
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fr

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the message said the following
"You were kicked from Cyberpunk 2077. | Lets get rid of the "stu/pid" pronoun and the whole "nazi lives don't matter" if you want to return. We don't want insulting and political messaging in the server if they do not have anything to do with the game. -Delaide"

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even if that has nothing to do with the game
to whom is that insulting
in germany we have a saying "wer austeilt muss auch einstecken" that basicly means who gives hate must handle to recieve hate

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in my eyes its not a political thing its more like a "fuck the people who opress other people because they think they're better than everyone else"

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but what pisses me of the most is still the "We don't want insulting and political messaging in the server if they do not have anything to do with the game."
yo buddy can you tell me what keanu reeves was like trying to tell the player the whole game

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okay rant is over NA_Dumb

quasi slate
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Hey! What the hell's going on over here?
Security I need to get someone down here right now!

cedar bolt
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me fr

chrome jetty
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Woop Woop

chrome jetty
cedar bolt
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like the game said
"If i gotta die, rather fall into my grave gun in hand and on fire"

oblique stream
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Cyberpunk is not about politics

neon bramble
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meanwhile the disco elysium server

oblique stream
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Its about how america sucks

cedar bolt
cedar bolt
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cyberpunk fandom really gone to shit after CDPR

surreal mirage
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What is your pfp

quasi slate
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Hey! What the hell's going on over here?
Security I need to get someone down here right now!

neon bramble
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kittens go from helpless to ninja warriors in under 6 months

cedar bolt
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now it has to be marketable
and I once got told to remove an ingame screenshot because it showed blood and the server has to stay PG13

neon bramble
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lmao

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jig jig street

cedar bolt
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PG13 jig jig street

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would be a candy shop

stable oar
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making mini-moderators is an insane choice

neon bramble
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meanwhile the fuckin anime has some homeless guy with a masturbator and VR headset EP1

cedar bolt
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and the gore in the anime is like 100 times worse than in the game

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but the small blood puddle in the screenshot

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IT COULD TRAUMATIZE A 13 YEAR OLD

oblique stream
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Just paint it white

cedar bolt
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in a server about an 18+ game

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I asked them why the server is PG13 when the game is PG18
they said because its for marketing
I asked marketing what for. the people in the server already played the game or want to buy it anyway
and then I asked the forbidden question

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"why are you marketing a PG18 product to 13-17 year olds"

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that got me timeouted for 2 days

stable oar
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illegal in most places

cedar bolt
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yes

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the cyberpunk discord is the least cyberpunk thing in the entire world

oblique stream
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Guys we need to stop discussing blood and 18+

quasi slate
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lol

oblique stream
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This is pg 13 server

cedar bolt
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sex sex sex

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fucking

twin bear
oblique stream
twin bear
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thank u bsg for making new bugs every patch

cedar bolt
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true

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the punk part is just an aesthetic to the CDPR and its community
all marketing

cedar bolt
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noo

quasi slate
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how can you say that word here but it gets me muted for 24 hours

winter robin
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Skill issue drunk

cedar bolt
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what word

oblique stream
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What word

quasi slate
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nice try

cedar bolt
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sex?

oblique stream
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Sex

quasi slate
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sex

livid notch
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Sex

tall glen
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yes please

cedar bolt
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can we have like a list of automuted words

quasi slate
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i have one but im not sharing it unless you paypal

cedar bolt
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fuck off give me the list

quasi slate
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no

cedar bolt
cedar bolt
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I got muted for saying a forbidden name yesterday because I wanted to warn about a scam image that got posted here

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it was with the owner of the everything app

quasi slate
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ah yes the rich guy

cedar bolt
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but the automute did not like that

young kelp
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yea the automute don't like that

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even a misspelling can spell certain doom

twin bear
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i got automodded and a mod unmuted me in like half a min

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lmao

cedar bolt
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nah but we fr need a list

twin bear
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misspelled like

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dont do that

cedar bolt
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I summon thee holy indie stone to give us the sacred scrole of forbidden words

limpid kite
quasi slate
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They’re eating the shrimp, they’re eating the krill

oblique stream
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Once for a misspell

quasi slate
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We're gonna Build The reefs, Its gonna be done very well, very yuge project..

cedar bolt
quasi slate
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orange man fish

cedar bolt
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its yellow

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oh

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right

quasi slate
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gonna tariff the squids

oblique stream
cedar bolt
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he's putting tarrifs on other fish

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one day the word tarrif will be automodded

twin bear
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US cuisine? the hell these guys smoking on this website

quasi slate
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that fish gonna put tariffs on the ocean currents

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deport them crabs

cedar bolt
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they are killing the oceans with their big big boats
BUT THATS NOT a problem with the tarrifs we'll put on the boats

twin bear
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deport the ghouls, i dont want muties in my settlement preston alrdy giving me a hard time

oblique stream
cedar bolt
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they are eating the fish they are eating the krills

twin bear
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@stone meadow i ordered the canned meat from hell

oblique stream
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Tushonka

cedar bolt
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thats tushonka

quasi slate
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isnt tushonka russian origin

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i hate it its gross

oblique stream
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It is

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And it is

twin bear
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its a ww2 food at that

quasi slate
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its everywhere in eastern europe

oblique stream
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Not really

cedar bolt
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tushonka is disgusting

quasi slate
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we even have spaghetti with tushonka

oblique stream
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Its one of the most popular canned products

cedar bolt
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so is spam

twin bear
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every source says it had a dark history with ww2 and the ussr or did u mean what they said

oblique stream
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Apart from sguschenka

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Idk

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Its sucks ass

twin bear
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i ordered that and some condensed milk

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gotta keep drinking my mommy therapist milk to be a strong big boy pmc

quasi slate
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also 13 bucks for a tushonka when a can costs under 2

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lol

twin bear
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its shipped halfway across the globe

quasi slate
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is shipping free

twin bear
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they dont sell that shit here

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yes

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i have prime

quasi slate
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how much would it be without shipping

oblique stream
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Id honestly prefer Surströmming over tushonka

twin bear
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like 40 bucks for all of it

cedar bolt
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I like guschonka

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very sweet

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mmh

oblique stream
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It its

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Brown sguschonka my beloved

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As well as varenye

twin bear
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i also ordered a ledx

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lmao

quasi slate
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will this be your first time trying tushonka

oblique stream
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Jam is ass

twin bear
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i aint getting it for the taste

quasi slate
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ur getting it to add to your tarkov collection

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do you have the vietnamese balm

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the star one

twin bear
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not yet i kinda keep using and eating the shit i order

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like the chocolate bars

quasi slate
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the balm is really good for treating runny nose and headaches you can actually use it for everything and i have so much of it because its so effective

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worth buying not just for collection purposes but as medicine

twin bear
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oh so like tiger balm but not chinese

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nice

quasi slate
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super worth it

twin bear
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the urge to save up and waste money on this

quasi slate
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wdf

twin bear
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i ordered a 3d printed one cuz fuck that

quasi slate
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My beloved

oblique stream
green atlas
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i finnal got back in the game

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*finaly

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btw does somebody know about when the new update is gonna come?

twin bear
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only reason why

twin bear
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i feel like tarkov added that in for no reason

oblique stream
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Depends on where you put it in

twin bear
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as a tarkov player its only going one place

twin bear
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i will have to buy it soon cuz i get headaches quite often now

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wish they sold this irl

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so badly

neon bramble
last spoke
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Even fucken soda can't be discarded in raid anymore wtf

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The closer Tarkov gets to a full release, the less features it has

livid notch
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Wtf discord tired

twin bear
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🥀

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rmters

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thats the only reason the hideout items are found in raid only now as well

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ppl were just selling shit for real money

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idk who would do that on pve but ig some ppl got a skill issue and would rather pay

dawn jewel
last spoke
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Wait you can't even use non FIR to upgrade your hideout?

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Literally what function does flea even serve then?

twin bear
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barter items

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literally it

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and gunsmithing items ig

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but nopw theyre all super high price

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i can afford it but these lil guys cant i know that much mfers aint paying 60k for a rail

last spoke
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Tarkov somehow manages to sound less and less fun every time someone talks about it

twin bear
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itll always be fun

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just have to get good and suffer like a normie

last spoke
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I'd rather enjoy my toys thank you

twin bear
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the devs did say after all the game isnt supposed to be "fun" wtv that fucking means lmao

last spoke
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Okay so it's literally worthless

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Like computer game is just a toy

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Toys are supposed to be fun

twin bear
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it is fun

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just not for the average gamer

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one shot is all it takes, just so happens the player also dies to said one shot

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its 90% the tasks and patches that fuck the game over

last spoke
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Like what purpose is there to killing players anymore if all their shit just evaporates on death?

twin bear
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thats only twitch items

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not gear

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lol

neon bramble
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do you need a reason to dome other gamers

twin bear
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also half of those items lie

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it will be in ur inv

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u just cant drop it

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if u die with it the item stays in raid but u cant drop valuables marked with twitch

twin bear
neon bramble
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I mean, in games with open pvp a better question to ask is why wouldn't I kill on sight

twin bear
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ppl bitch and moan all the time abt how kos eft is

neon bramble
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unspoken social contract, the fact that ammo isn't unlimited and not getting spotted are all compelling reasons not to kill

last spoke
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What function does the PvP even serve?

twin bear
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dude i bring three mags

neon bramble
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taking other peoples loot

twin bear
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the entire game is built on pvp

neon bramble
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its an extraction shooter

twin bear
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tasks and everything

neon bramble
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pvp is a huge part of the risk factor

twin bear
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i mean if u want boring ass labs raids

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go ahead and play with just bots

twin bear
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cuz when ur up ur fucking up

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feels rly good to snipe a juiced up chad on reserve

neon bramble
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idk I'm still chasing the highs of chiv/mord dueling

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but I can imagine it being pretty ddamn good

twin bear
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chiv is so fun

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i just suck on console so i dont play anymore dont own it on pc

neon bramble
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the best fights are the ones you have no right to win

twin bear
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fr

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1v4 with longsword

neon bramble
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fuck yea

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surviving ganks is unreal

twin bear
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dude it feels so god damn good

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and ppl MALD

neon bramble
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then you get punked by some fresh install to remind you to be humble

last spoke
twin bear
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i find the lower levels gank more than higher ones

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i just said gear stays in raid

neon bramble
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one guy knowing what to do makes surviving very hard

twin bear
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they always know how to fight

last spoke
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Why bring gear in if I'll just lose it to someone sitting in LOS of the extraction?

twin bear
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why play at all if u got gear fear

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kinda defeats the purpose of playing an extraction shooter tbf

neon bramble
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even if I didn't get loot I'd shoot someone up

last spoke
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Because they probably got shit to do

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What do I gain for impeding someone's progress?

twin bear
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money, task items

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levels

last spoke
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Money for what? Items that can't be used to upgrade the hideout?

twin bear
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progression is only from completing tasks and killing pmcs

neon bramble
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its safer to assume everyone else is an asshole and shoot them before they get a chance to do the same to me

neon bramble
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and more fun

twin bear
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at all

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i pretend to be friendly

quasi slate
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is teaming allowed in tarkov

twin bear
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then when they turn around

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buckshot

twin bear
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and even then

neon bramble
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no nametags

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good luck making sure you aren't shooting your buddy

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part of the fun though

twin bear
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anything over a trio is ass

warped pebble
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This this is why I don’t play with the public

twin bear
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i play solo

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everything is a target

last spoke
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So latent fear that someone else miiight be aggressive means you're gonna be aggressive, which means others that wouldn't have been aggressive are now worried about someone being aggressive so they're going to be aggressive on sight

twin bear
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they will be aggressive

neon bramble
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yes

twin bear
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99% of the time its shoot on sight in eft

neon bramble
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at the same time, it's just the kind of people to willingly play extraction shooter

twin bear
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risk vs reward

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always will be

neon bramble
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people who are turned off by the prospect tend to not play

twin bear
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i hate getting killed by ppl but i love playing the game enough to suck it up

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i could be playing wt and getting clapped by whales all day

neon bramble
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again I'd still shoot people up just to screw them over even if I didn't get loot lmaooo

last spoke
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Like y'all gotta understand I play Rust. I understand that people might have things
The main difference is that I can use those things in Rust

twin bear
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u can use the gear tho

quasi slate
twin bear
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literally keep saying gear doesnt delete

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only items u bring in that are marked as special items

last spoke
#

Gear is on the market though

#

So like

twin bear
#

how u gonna get money

#

without killing

#

u wont

neon bramble
#

its just that the material gain isn't everything

#

being a dick is part of the joy of open season pvp

twin bear
#

voip makes it ten times better

#

i can play the timmy perfectly

#

"this is my first reserve raid can we work together" ahh convos

#

until they look away and i have a chance to blast em

neon bramble
#

lmao

#

oldest trick in the book

twin bear
#

i have the pants with no holster

#

so u cant see my gun

#

i look like a naked

#

until the g17c comes out

#

and u got 30 RIP rounds in ur cheeks

neon bramble
quasi slate
#

is the zombie mode still a thing in tarkov

twin bear
#

nah

#

was an event

#

but i got it on spt

quasi slate
#

sad thats the only part of the game that had me interested enough to watch full sessions lol

twin bear
#

it was ass ngl

#

good concept

#

but they all rush pmc spawns

quasi slate
#

very strong zombies

twin bear
#

on labs they were horrible

#

yeah

#

AP pistol zombies one tapping chads

#

crazy shit

last spoke
twin bear
#

i got halfway done with my 50 kills and i gave up

last spoke
#

Like earlier this week I killed a guy at an airdrop and he immediately told me to kill myself and used the hard R 3 times threatening to foundation wipe our base

neon bramble
#

living in other peoples heads rent free is great

twin bear
#

if u play NA or EU servers u will run into the same ppl all the time if u run specific maps like labs

neon bramble
#

wouldn't stop me

twin bear
#

if they didnt they are the chillest person in the world

neon bramble
#

isnt it part of the fun of attacking people

#

pissing them off

last spoke
last spoke
#

If you're repeatedly finding the same people over and over

twin bear
#

cuz they main maps

#

and theres packet based matchmaking

#

if u get the same connection the other guys do u will meet all the time

#

but if u run customs or snoreline itll be random asf

bright tiger
#

is it OK for stuff like tobacco leaves and sunflowers to go stale while they dry on the floor?

twin bear
#

stale tobacco aint the worst thing in the world

quasi slate
#

is this project zomboid related question or are you making drugs

quasi slate
#

yes

last spoke
#

That's not an answer

last spoke
#

Try it again

bright tiger
#

ah cool, cause I may have freaked out and dumped the fresh ones in the freezer until I worked it out vv

neon bramble
bright tiger
#

It's Zomboid, for now

neon bramble
#

people understand the love of the game

neon bramble
#

but being a known dealbreaker or scammer is usually what makes you actually cast out

twin bear
#

the amount of scammers on the games i play bro

#

is not good

bright tiger
twin bear
#

"no value" meanwhile like 4mil sitting in a backpack

#

5.5 actually nvm

#

is more

#

nevermind way fucking more than just 5 mil if u include the whiskey in the rigs

neon bramble
#

unless it's some sleeper that pulls a massive scam out of nowhere

#

man I kinda miss the drama of old school MMOs

livid notch
twin bear
#

speaking of scammers

#

that guy is 100% cheating lmao

oblique stream
twin bear
#

its almost impossible to get 2k market rep

#

that guy mustve duped so many rounds to get that much holy fuck

oblique stream
#

Its that good

twin bear
#

so dam good it turned me blue

quasi slate
#

Are you a counter terrorist

twin bear
#

I AM the terrorist

#

bro is making bank off these players holy crap

neon bramble
twin bear
#

i always forget how expensive clothes are

#

i could never kill ragman

#

hes actually a decent guy

#

has me kill alot of men for him tho

#

so maybe hes just slightly better than the other traders

quasi slate
#

Do you lose clothes if you die

twin bear
#

nah

#

u dont lose ur clothes or whats in ur special slots/safe container

#

or ur armband

last spoke
#

But you can't put shit in that container anymore anyway

twin bear
#

wym

#

u can

last spoke
#

Aren't like half of the items banned from it at this point?

twin bear
#

only a dum dum would put 3mil in their rig

#

literally only weapons and very rare items are banned lol

#

but i get ur point

#

i dont mind the bans as much tho cuz i just survive 😭

#

juicy sr after almost 400 raids

#

and half are easily labs

chrome jetty
twin bear
twin bear
chrome jetty
#

Ahh fuck

chrome jetty
twin bear
#

i just hauled ass

#

and prayed

#

all scavs btw

#

i always die tryna melee pmcs

#

also a big reason on why it worked

#

just enough to one tap a head

cedar bolt
#

thirsty thirsty thursday 🗣️ fire

oblique stream
#

Its Wednesday

cedar bolt
twin bear
#

at least here anyways

cedar bolt
#

not here

#

next garbage pickup will be at the 22th

oblique stream
#

Its wednday my dudes

cedar bolt
#

well we have 3 kinds of garbage

#

and only one of them gets picked up a day

#

which sucks

oblique stream
oblique stream
#

Both went into the same garbage truck

cedar bolt
#

bruh

#

we have plastic. paper and food

#

all seperate

oblique stream
#

Turned out city officials were faking the recycling program

#

And taking money for themselves

cedar bolt
#

and get pciked up by seperate trucks

oblique stream
cedar bolt
#

depending on where you live thats normal

pale berry
oblique stream
#

Recyclable, non recyclable

#

Lithium

#

Car batteries

#

Whatever

twin bear
oblique stream
#

Who cares about pollution

twin bear
#

unusual knows wuts up

oblique stream
#

Old boomers in power dont

cedar bolt
#

I found a video by a mid 50s loser who makes video about how to not be cought cheating

oblique stream
#

Just burn it

surreal mirage
subtle patio
#

anyone know of a mod that has the mac10 with the big ass silencer?

cedar bolt
#

what

#

thats illegal

oblique stream
subtle patio
#

hmm yeah but britas comes with a whole weapon rework i don't really want

livid notch
cedar bolt
#

true

#

my zomboid character after the worlds ends, everyone is dead and he's fearing for his life everyday: emojiLoveCutieBigEyes
my zomboid character when mayonaise: stressed unhappy tired

icy vigil
#

Happy wednesday

cedar bolt
#

hello Mistershark10

#

or should I say notjoshua6424

#

what do you like to be refered to

icy vigil
#

Who

#

Clearly im mistershark10

oblique stream
#

Do you own inka money or something jaques_beaver

icy vigil
#

Do i own inka?

#

Yes

#

But only on wednesdays

young kelp
cedar bolt
young kelp
#

the way you enter act 3

#

in silksong is just

surreal mirage
#

What is inka

cedar bolt
surreal mirage
#

A concept perhaps

cedar bolt
icy vigil
#

Inka balls

cedar bolt
#

I know ball

surreal mirage
#

Stinka

cedar bolt
#

thats not okay

icy vigil
#

Why would echo do this

young kelp
surreal mirage
#

The question you should be asking is how would echo do this

icy vigil
#

Also

#

New ice cream shop opening

#

Near me

cedar bolt
#

ice cream emojiCutieBigEyes

icy vigil
#

Very kewl

surreal mirage
#

I'm more excited about the new blackrock coffee branch

icy vigil
#

I hope they dont have dogshit offerings

cedar bolt
#

I have an icecream shop next to me too
but I never went there

icy vigil
#

They opened right next to the waffle shop

surreal mirage
#

They should merge

icy vigil
#

Maybe

young kelp
#

waffle icecream

cedar bolt
#

wafflecream

icy vigil
#

But the waffle house has expensive waffles

#

I avoid it on principle

oblique stream
#

Aren't ice cream cone just weirdly shaped waffles

young kelp
#

how tf do you make waffles overpriced

#

its just pancakes with a new style

icy vigil
#

Idunno

surreal mirage
#

Greed

cedar bolt
#

their greed sickens me

surreal mirage
#

Supply and demand theory 🤓

young kelp
surreal mirage
#

I didn't know you had a YouTube channel moopy

quasi slate
#

Free pickle pepsi

cedar bolt
surreal mirage
#

They can charge high prices because people are willing to spend the money

young kelp
#

when the companies control the stocks, no one bats an eye
but if a regular joe looks at the stocks, everyone calls the cops

cedar bolt
#

mcdonalds after they found out people eat there because its cheap, not because its good

surreal mirage
#

Real

#

Maccies is on average cheaper than buying stuff to make a salad

young kelp
#

no idea if its global

#

but mushroom pepper steak is just

cedar bolt
#

the

#

what

young kelp
#

so it isn't global

#

damn

surreal mirage
#

Mushroom pepper steak pasties

#

Yummers

cedar bolt
#

I like burgerking more

#

because

#

its next to me

karmic jetty
#

foot lettucce

surreal mirage
#

I usually prefer getting pub burgers

cedar bolt
#

and the mcdonalds here is worse than the foot letuce

icy vigil
cedar bolt
#

last time I went there I got the vomit potion plus McRat

young kelp
dawn jewel
#

The last thing that you want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot fungus

cedar bolt
icy vigil
#

@dawn jewel Thank you

dawn jewel
oblique stream
cedar bolt
#

valid

oblique stream
#

Both burger places serve tiniest burgers for overprice

cedar bolt
#

my favourite fast food thing is KFC

oblique stream
#

I usually eat burgers at local chains

cedar bolt
oblique stream
#

The sanitation is shit but at least burgers are massive

#

And actually tasty

cedar bolt
#

foolish of me to think that the big king is bigger than a normal burger

#

big king
more like
big kink

oblique stream
#

I hate kfc cause its spicy cold

cedar bolt
#

its not

oblique stream
#

It is

cedar bolt
#

no its not

#

I hate spicy food
so I can 100% say its not spicy

karmic jetty
#

weak

oblique stream
#

I hate spicy food

karmic jetty
#

kfc is spicy? weak lineage

summer elk
#

The original recipe might have been slightly

#

but they've long since strayed from it

oblique stream
#

And i can say that wings are spicy

#

But colonel borger is fine

cedar bolt
#

if you order them spicy yes

karmic jetty
#

only crazy ppl like wings

#

wings SUCKS

#

3

oblique stream
#

True

cedar bolt
#

the burgers are better

icy vigil
cedar bolt
#

and they have reasonable size

#

not like

oblique stream
cedar bolt
#

mcdonalds

icy vigil
#

Wings are a scam to make u suffer through bones

frosty temple
#

do twitter links work here?

karmic jetty
#

no

cedar bolt
#

try and get auto modded

karmic jetty
#

no xitter allowed

oblique stream
frosty temple
#

Rip ima dm zee

cedar bolt
#

no everything app here

vital marten
cedar bolt
#

but you can call out the owner

vital marten
#

Another scam?

cedar bolt
#

say his name

icy vigil
cedar bolt
icy vigil
#

My favorite part of the chicken is breast

#

(No nipples)

cedar bolt
#

I also like breast

icy vigil
#

Because its the most boneless

frosty temple
#

Chicken breast have a ton of protien to fat ratio

vital marten
#

Rip and tear

icy vigil
#

I hate working through chicken bones

karmic jetty
#

the drumsticks >

cedar bolt
#

I'm no babarian

#

my hands get dirty

icy vigil
vital marten
#

No no this is the refined way to eat wings

cedar bolt
#

I dont eat wings often

#

only when my gf makes them

karmic jetty
#

time to get ready for work again steamhappy

vital marten
#

Must be good wings

cedar bolt
#

yes

vital marten
#

My getting ready for work consists of waking up and staring at the floor for 30 minutes

karmic jetty
#

2 shifts in one day! satisfactory

stone meadow
#

i just gotta work 1 day tomorrow and then its holiday for me

#

yipee

cedar bolt
#

you dont work as a discord zomboid mod?

young kelp
vital marten
cedar bolt
#

I hope indiestone pays him handsomly

karmic jetty
#

wheres my cut

#

this is preposterous

cedar bolt
#

I want my 950 hours in the game payed

vital marten
#

I think you can live off this somewhere

karmic jetty
#

chat is this real

cedar bolt
vital marten
karmic jetty
#

i could do alot with 100 clams

#

gib

cedar bolt
#

groceries are 450€ a moth

vital marten
#

Yeah I just don’t eat anymore

karmic jetty
#

why u eatinge expensive moths

vital marten
#

Economic that way

cedar bolt
#

my rent is 600 a month

vital marten
#

That’s really good

cedar bolt
#

yes it is

#

city center even

#

but its subterrain and I have no oven

floral fiber
vital marten
#

Kinda

cedar bolt
#

I have one

#

but its small

#

and I liked to bake in my old apartment

#

now I cant do that anymore

vital marten
#

F

cedar bolt
#

ye

undone badge
#

make omelete in the air fryer? ...........

shadow sierra
#

Im fairly new. Only about 70 hours in game. Would yall say 2k melee kills in 30 days is good?

cedar bolt
#

what game

chrome jetty
#

Is that the like 20 million one

undone badge
#

killer machine

undone badge
#

HHAHAAHAAHAH

cedar bolt
#

the most kills I had was 20k

shadow sierra
cedar bolt
shadow sierra
#

The longest I've survived was about 48 days i think.

cedar bolt
shadow sierra
#

Ended up dying to my own fire lol.

#

First time using a molotov

cedar bolt
shadow sierra
#

Granted i was playing with no transmission. Was using that playthrough as practice to get better at combat n' stuff.

cedar bolt
#

thats a depiction of me

#

@neat moat you suck less today
very nice of you

subtle shoal
# cedar bolt

"raiden defeat this metal gear or some shit idk"
raiden:

cedar bolt
#

I am lightning the rain tranformed

rain mango
#

get your freak on

cedar bolt
#

raiden is just aurafarming the whole time

rain mango
#

raiden from genshin impact

cedar bolt
twin bear
subtle shoal
#

raide n from forniter

twin bear
#

this did cost like 800k tho

#

dont even know how much they are now

twin bear
#

marked room loot @chrome jetty

rain mango
twin bear
#

reserve treating me well

rain mango
#

👽👽👽

#

botos binted

cedar bolt
twin bear
shadow sierra
#

She project on my zomboid till I muldraugh

rain mango
#

rosewood you mean

cedar bolt
rain mango
#

dude rosewood is unnecessarily goated

#

it feels like im cheating every time i spawn there

cedar bolt
#

rosewood is the most easy spawn

quasi slate
cedar bolt
#

fortnit

surreal mirage
#

Hop on Fortnite

twin bear
#

why was the ball almost busted

surreal mirage
#

Who's garlicgirl03 moopy

shadow sierra
#

I mean the firestation and police station are RIGHT next to eachother.

quasi slate
#

I wanted full shields so i went to break the tank then the dude jumps over and tried to get the heals too but he got headshot on the spot lol

oblique stream
#

Rosewood is ass tbh

shadow sierra
#

Also fairly low pop too

oblique stream
#

0 suitable base spots

shadow sierra
#

Firestation

cedar bolt
oblique stream
#

Only 2 poi

stable oar
#

huh no suitable base spots? stop the cap bro

quasi slate
oblique stream
#

Firestation and police station

surreal mirage
oblique stream
#

Riverside is better than Rosewood

oblique stream
#

West Point is better than Rosewood

twin bear
#

LV spawn is peak

#

modded but peak

surreal mirage
#

Muldraugh best spawn

oblique stream
#

Only M*ldraugh is worse than Rosewood

surreal mirage
#

Muldraugh is beginner friendly

twin bear
#

ofc the game crashed when i open another app

oblique stream
surreal mirage
#

There's like 2 zombies there so it's perfect

oblique stream
#

The only thing beginners will learn from M*ldraugh spawn is that you should avoid it

surreal mirage
#

Suburban house no.56 is my favourite base location

oblique stream
#

And pretend that there is nothing between west point and March Ridge

cedar bolt
#

You can basically base in every house

#

If you can't then get your skill up

surreal mirage
#

On normal pop you can clear rosewood with 800~ kills

cedar bolt
oblique stream
#

But sustainable food sources are kinda fucked in b42

#

Primarily farming

cedar bolt
#

Idk
I never used the farming before

oblique stream
#

And Rosewood is kinda shit for fishing and foraging

candid patio
#

Voluntarily getting ready for work fast is so hard.

Like no matter what time I wake up I still leave the house with barely enough time to get to work

stable oar
#

you can always drive to somewhere else, go to fallas lake for fishing for example

oblique stream
#

Then why not base in fallas lake

stable oar
#

then freeze or dry stuff

oblique stream
#

Or better yet riverside or Brandenburg along the ohio river

stable oar
#

because i dont make my base location solely based on where i can do one activity

oblique stream
#

Although in average short term pz session, Rosewood is fine

#

You still get a lot of canned food in stores in vanilla

neon bramble
#

communal housing achieved

frosty temple
neon bramble
#

this game also has a hella cute way of indoor decorating

#

housing and floor furnishings is based entirely on what you can supply your people

rain mango
neon bramble
#

no beds until you can actually make furniture

rain mango
#

i mean granted i play with a low population setting that explodes into insane population on peak day

#

but its relatively easy to clear

frosty temple
neon bramble
#

songs of syx

#

has a whole ass political layer

candid patio
neon bramble
#

it is very unique

surreal mirage
candid patio
#

I might have been missing someone like blind for df to walkthrough my first play

neon bramble
#

it is uh very crunchy yeah

#

not having free seeds to get farming going early is rough

#

I didnt want to continue the new player scenario because I cannot stand not being a warmongering people

candid patio
#

I too prefer peaceful options in games like that

neon bramble
#

ah nah I'm going all in on war at the first opportunity

#

the game makes you start as the farming specialists

#

in the tutorial scenario

#

they suck at industrializing, soldiering and tech in return for being the greatest at cabbage farming with low tech needs

quasi slate
#

They’re eating the shrimp, they’re eating the krill
We're gonna Build The reefs, Its gonna be done very well, very yuge project..

neon bramble
#

ideally I refuse to ally at all and stay neutral and independent by stabbing anyone who tries to extort me

harsh vault
#

hai chat!

twin bear
#

too bad it goes bye bye when u leave the raid

harsh vault
#

icky spt

twin bear
#

thats not spt

twin bear
#

spt doesnt have that event in it

harsh vault
#

ur playing pvp?

twin bear
#

not rn but i was earlier until i died on labs 3 times in a row

harsh vault
#

SCAV PLAYING PVP?

#

HOLY SHIT