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He congratulated me
u did it
That's the word
Oh well thats not so bad. Strange, but not bad
stop mewing pls 🙏
Congratulate him back to assert dominance
why would you congratulate somone for a birthday?
condolences
may thy spine chip and shatter
Gurt doesn't know that
Sorry for your loss
what is empathy?
Empathy is fake
made up word
keep grinding!
I much prefer sympathy 
depends
empathy is good when its something you personally experience and agree with
sympathy is understanding
Empathy is a made up word that brings society down according to someone who definitely understands politics and women
Ok so empathy is knowing, sympathy is understanding
This is a reference to the kid from willy wonka
this one knows
kid from willy wonka got scammed
Im going to turn inka into glue
sure he gets the factory but also the debt

Kid from willy wonka
I wasn't referring to that
But yes.
Same name
Ohh right
do not
Didn't notice that

notice what
Deez nuts
notice deeeeez
That the kid got scammed
nein nuts
He always noticed deez but never me 
mm nuts
It's always about nuts
But what comes after? 😔

Darkness
worm
Worm
whats it
pitiful worm
No no no no
Not yet
Not yet
@surreal mirage haiii echo 
What's poppin floofer
a very merry 1999 is better

Wait cdda is peak apparently
yes
it is
Like coq
cd deez a
Yes
I havent gotten into coq yet
coq
This makes me dizzy for some reason
but it sounds like I will lose another week of my life without knowing why
I have enough digital crack to deal with as it is
Put the wichetty grub on your coq
play noita
Noita mentioned
Noita peak
noided
Hamis

Hämis
I forgot about the game after I learned to dab on one of the guardians
only to find him stronger than before
Noita has no in it and this is a reference to no games

!!!

Smashing pumpkins
Crazy

wait you play cdda inka?
Everyone has their own kinks ig
I played it a while back
not into it?
lame
The game was great
But I didn't had much time at that time
I see
where is the nearest locker I can shove you in inka
The art-style of this game I was just advertised looks familiar
Always thinking about hurting me never about loving me
Corpo chibis 😆
The guest knows only pain, this is how the gurt expresses appreciation
Corps have long controled our lives
Taken lots
now come here so I can thwak you with a pool noodle

I give them $200 and get a chibi

deer got into my house
Dinner
I didnt want to say come here so I could crush you with a 2 ton vehicle
had to chase it around with a knife
And now they're after our souls
blood is everywhere
Yum
How much is that worth
I dont think devs understand what a deer would actually do inside a house
I don’t need a cookie anyway
I am eating a terrible granola cookie thing
Put it in milk
its peanut butter and banana
I love being American 🗿
I don't think the b42 version says stable yet
what does blaze like about being American
I love B1s doing Low Penetration Drills at 2am right over my house.
damn lucky you
sounds like somone I know
Literally just had one scream at like 400 feet fr.
Shoot things fr.
Bring out the guns
Blow stuff up
my town is as silent as the grave after 9 pm
I miss living next to the HIMARS impact area on Bragg
can you get more dorky?
smh
20 meters
I dont know how far 20 meters is
😭

we are being American
Every summer the Facebook would go on about "is the military getting ready for war? Im scared"
And its just the NG doing gunnery
about 2000 cm
Lmao
the militart is always getting ready for war
its what we pay them poorly for
I survived btw.
You're good at this
ah damn
That’s easily $1200 a month
The GMan has never been the same after valve canled HL3
It is 2am here
What an apartment
Lucky
Canled
ur right he hasnt been the same since
Me at the chiropractor
My back is not crooked
practice medicine on urself
It's in peak performance
oh but it will be :]
Will you break my back?
When I throw a 80lb ruck on it
Gurt..
What does lb mean
pounds
I did gun drills tonight
Kit, 20lb weight, 50lb bag
about 52800 feet
5 mile run
I don't like that number
🗿 all this just to get killed by a drone btw.
an amazon drone
Don't worry, they dont like you either 🫶
JK, the US already has something funny called "ISR"
And its really good at finding drone teams.
are Amazon drones like the consumer grade ones?
a little fuckery with an rpg warhead and u got an fpv
drone strike the drone operators
That is quite literally the counter yes.
Lmao
We've been doing it for the last 20 years
Being deadass btw, the Airforce uses our own drone training as counter drone training
And has done so for like
Since the Raven and Shadow was made
Lmao
Yet everyone still freaked the fuck out for some reason
I dont belive you
Real.
I have a funny Polaroid of me and my CO looking at ourselves, looking at ourselves, taken by a F-35
Lmao
+20 gold
uh wrong video sorry
genitals
bad
vibranium balls…
indestructible nutty buddies
I require additional pylons.
Wait wait wait. I thought they were under a tack?
My wife for hire
Yeessss
thats the only one I know
TRIVIA QUESTION
what river connects the usa and mexico
Oh that's actually a good one
fuck
I know ir
I know it but forgot the name
What a grand river fr.
lol
truly great city
Hmmm. I'd say the Colorado river, but it starts in Mexico as long as we don't recognize the USA's conquest as legitimate.
rio grande
But the Rio grande connects Texas to Mexico
colorado river originates in the rocky mountains and goes through the grand canyon
Are we being deadass
Where is Texas located Lil bro
It also starts in Colorado, which is in Mexico
tehas
think he’s just saying it used to be mexico
texaco
ah fair enough
and we should still consider it to be mexico
Lol
nah i fuck with that
You know I wouldnt mind having the land given back
Manifest Destiny intensifies
mexican president seems reasonable from whay little I heard
mexico is pretty sick
Yeeeesssss
the lore is crazy
meh maybe it’d be better to be under the mexican government instead
maybe one day theyll get their land back lol
depends on the circumstances of the secession of territory
maybe you cope brother
Borders are imaginary anyway
true
not some far off state
yeah for sure
OK NEW QUESTION
people act based on their imagination
yeah next question before it becomes too p word
True. But maybe a game of make believe isnt worth all that.
I agree that fighting over borders isn’t worth all that
Ur right, we need to fight over the hot tomboys
I see
im gay
I am ready for the hot tomboy based economy.
im not apart of this fight
forgor
fuuuuck me
next question
Yeah I ain't remembering that
😎
Lmaoooo
Sure
maybe if you asked 10 years ago

ill give you a hint brother
shoot
its a transition metal
Oh shit it is
Unfortunately my memory is literally brain damaged from the war so I forget
yeah sorry I don’t remember any of that
Its been like over a year since I seen the table salty though
I don't miss science
I do...
And I actually love chemistry
i still remember the song
okay pivot then, whats the elemental symbol of iron
Genitals
the atomic number of copper is 29
Iron isn't an element. Earth, wind, fire, and water are elements. Duh.
I was thinking it might be 32
germanium
32 is metalloids
not transition metals
whats the elemental symbol for iron
Women
Ah, like glam metal
I bet you don't know the atomic number for einsteinium
tru
What my atomic number
Gurts atomic number is 700
whats the elemental symbol for iron bro
dude
yo chat this is sick https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/3eOizomj17
these riddle answers suck
whatever man
I am sleepsy
rizzle me this chatman
yeah sure
@chrome jetty snoreline killer time
obviously
if we are lucky yes
No im saying women are a metaloid
woah
gottem indeed
as in
cant relate
my peanits
Wrong gurt
my brain is cooked
to suck or not to suck
poor sob
to suck
I need to eat something tomorrow. It is hard to think
@neat moat I have a task for you
What
ok whats the oldest lake in the world
Watch my hamster
Oh shit
Chad
nile river
no and no
not chad?
ignore the last frame
thought it was
denial isn't just a river in Egypt
I am back
Where is hampter
I have no idea stink
there is a lake chad, not the lake for this question

the oldet lake in the world, that we know of, is in siberia
mhm then I have no idea
if that helps
5 calories
lake baikal
Garf
why garf mpreg
gorf
I'll forgive garf
sounds familiar
i thought it was zayson or wtv its called
sonic is the father
Full of hamster lasagne
I need to sleep
like 50mil years or so
I think I’m going to go
yeah i got conflicting information on this
wdym
i did answer tupid
its the only old lake i know of tbh
sorry for being especially dull today. Haven’t been eating this week except today
we are talking about mpreg
and I think I had a crash
Hampter 
real
apparently it might be but the date is controversial
did you jave a hamster at one point?
Ricki Lake? I don't know anyone else named Lake, and she's pretty old by now.
i was just guessing dam
no no
I had a chinchilla
Is there anyone older than Ricki in the Lake family?
Chilli 
Still living, I'm assuming
Thats 1 meter 20 times
lake baikal is considered the oldest based on evidence but lake zaysan may be older however the exact age is contested
so its out
for now at least
they dont live that long though no?
Did you eate it
plus they said had
🤔
I have a question for chat, whoever gets closer wins
They live like 20 years
But mine died due to a disease
no
how old ate sharks as a species?
old
400 million years
21
Chinchillas are very sensitive
anyone else have a jab?
iirc its between 350-400 million 🤔
They can grow mold in their fur if you wash them
🤨
So about as old as you are
i am an old man
u dont have a jab
Yes
They wash with very fine sand
Stink was the closest. Something like 400-450 million years old
is it so wrong to eat ur pet if it dies and looks tasty
how old are whales then
when the airfryer
whales?
Gurt you clearly dont own an air fryer
What point on earth is farthest from Earth's center?
I used to 😔
point nemo
🏴
I have one
Gimme
wrexham peak
None
lgsm peak
Earth is a ball
And how will I make my fries
national union of mine workers
depends ig
earth is a half ball
Every point has equal distance to the center
wales lore is sick ngl
You have gæ powers. Use your like telekinesis or some shit
What
how do u know this
What happened to the other half
ur gay too bro u got em as well
lesbians and gays support the miners teaming up with communist party of great britain and the national union of mine workers is a canon event
wales

the dome only covers one side
All I got os being dpubl3 jointed
I like that you know about point Nemo, but nope
shit is ass
I'm not gay :(
sucks to be u guys
Are you sure
queer
why is everyone gay
I was making a dumb joke
im only gay for the sport
That would make me like only one gender
That's boring
peanor go crazy
the rest here are pozers
Be bi
Yes
it was a dumb jooooke im sowwwyyy 😭
Incorrect
Punishment
whats boring abt being urself lmao
real
We can all be ourselves and be happy
Source
insane how england took over wales and forced every welshman to mine coal
I am myself

some people think being what they see on tv and tiktok is being themselves glad non of us are those ppl
right?
make sure to screeny when cutscenes
right
?
Lord its 12am and ai have ti get up in 7 hours 
Ai
it seems today that all u see
Grrr
That's jerma
is violence in moovies and smegs on tv
trend followers i mean
but where r those good ol family values
thats a good amount of sleep
Grok draw a picture of inka shredding it on a skateboard
Sex in TV?????
i usjally sleep like 4 or 5 hours
8 is the minimum
Thats inappropriate
of which we used to relyyy
determination
He isnt
8 minimum?
bro how much do you sleep
i have to be up for work at 5, 4:30 if i wanna wash my hair
you get the drip from some randoms near a small camp by a road
8 minimum is crazy
Everywhere you look there's a heart of somebody who needs yooouuu
what is wrong with you people 
yea the circus
i sleep like 5 hrs on average
Tis had killed frogski and put his ai into a discord server
That's what boring doctors say
Thats why he doesn't need to sleep
?
So nothing to worry
I'm brain damaged. Dunno what happened to everyone else tho
know it alls 🙄
Doctors to sleep health you have to sleep 8 hours minimum
how much sleep one needs varies depending on the person
Everything below can damage your brain in the longterm
drink all day and sleep 3 hrs im good to go
Luckily I have chronic insomnia
that doesnt mean you need less sleep
Restless Sleeper/Sleepyhead build IRL
Inka scared me....
Why
Yes. It's glorious!
"yeah i dont sleep"
What did I do :(
Inka doesnt sleep
when i try to sleep i hear footsteps and gunshots and i aint even been to war 😭
but they still made me feel tiredness, just to torture me
madness....
Yrlloe
I do sleep
i sleep only when i need to
Nono again, joke
3-5 hours
Bros pfp is getting to him
c:
Yes
Epic troll from tis
When I take my meds I can sleep up to 7 hours
tis dick in your mouth lmao gottem
my meds are alcohol just sucks my bf wont let me drink all day if i wanna stay with em
What
but reasonable tbh


i didnt even think itd go anywhere tbh
lmao
My insomnia comes with my schizophrenia
So alcohol isn't the best solution
feels weird after preaching the single life for so long
nah man
the best is if you're ok with being single
what if ur not ok in general 
everyone here has funny brain quirks
Then you should be ok in pz chat
i better not get married i swear to grey skull
mein glob
Yes you too
You got brain damage
bros gonna have 3 adopted kids and middle class suburban house
lobotomy
a golden retriever named daniel
tru!!!
adopting kids sounds rough but i like to think im giving them the chance i didnt have
Should I do my next run in West Point?
Why would you run all the way there
playground monitor
thats a good one
Superfreak
I bet inka was a tattle tale
A what

tattletale made those walking dead games
and now itll get you muted in zomboid chat
Its what kids call snitches
"free my boi he aint do nothin"
snitches get snickers
Noo I wasn't a tattle tale
There isn't much to make fun of about me
true
now u cant have my moonshine for that one frog
being your borthday it makes you immune
Yea 
I need to sleep but I dont wanna sleep 
One year closer to retirement
Woo
ten more years
and one closer to the doors of death

I wish
I have a totem of undying
just make sure u got an elytra and some fireworks in case u fall in the void
imagine living a full life and u just respawn bcs of that

Of course doctors ruin everything
"please send me your mood protocol"
It is not done 
whats that?
oh shit
Because big mood swings
Im sorry to hear that
you sound like me
I would struggle with that a lot if I had to do that 😭
Who's the voices and why do they keep calling
its dj perico

hes mad we caught him gooning
I do struggle to write everything down because I'm lazyyy
Poor fella got caught
spam callers everywhere
he didnt last long
burp
He didn't even log into his computer
It's okay
I learned to live with it
he gooned to the pin

I would struggle cus its a lot of work, and I have a huge problem with feeling patronized
never goon
It's joever for dj perico
scav just goons
Rizz 100
theyre a goon
el wey though...god hes so hot
so many buchons are hot actually, but i think am just obsessed with men
I got the whole package
Paranoia, sounds, voices, sometimes vision although rare
Insomnia, and lots more
my mental instability will cause harm one day but idk when 🗣️
as for now i just ignore it all
The thing with voices and sound is
You'll get used to it
I mostly don't notice it anymore
It's just background noise
Like a tv, but you can't turn it off
What do they talk about
"Did you catch the game last night?"
"Yeah I cant believe we lost again"
Sometimes it's very loud and annoying
When I'm stressed it feels like someone is screaming in my ears
Are they jsut voices, or can you like, talk to them to get them to do stuff?
I cannot talk with them
It's just gibberish blabber in my ears
What really bugs me out is when I hear knocking on the doors or windows
Aaaaaaaaa
Oh hell no
Like when you think your phone goes off but it was your imagination
Yes
i dream about doing silly stuff alot
like facetiming on this server
or going to chernobyl and cleaning dog poo
I take meds for nightmares that do something similar
I'm usually either stuck, paralyzed, or having to fight some kind of monster or demon or whatever to the death and obviously going to lose
yeah same except when i can move its all slow
Stalker Clear sky difficulty spike Is nice dude, they buffed the bleeding
and i try to scream but my voice is muffled
same but its cus I genrelly dont dream
Yeah that's sleep paralysis
I don't mind it
Let it get worse and you'll see the sleep paralysis demon
my favorite og stalker man
its good as hell
also scar is a g
I'm still waiting in this bandit base for help though 
They never come
they wont unless ur rly lucky
they prolly get picked off by renagade or bandit squads
So I just move on?
its in garbage right
is it all just trash and concrete
Ye
Every time when I do dream it's weird
My last dream was me standing in front of a mansion and I was too scared to go in
And the entire dream was just being scared of that huge house
with the market thats just a delapitated building
HillHouse.gif
a real stalker is too drunk to know where he is
goated
i may be a bandit for halloween
my nephew wants to be jinu or wtv his name is from kpop demon hunters
complete opposites
If Halloween existed here I would have went monolith
i would go for them but its pricey getting a sunrise suit
much less a monolith one since theyre modiified
all i need for bandit is a leather jacket and a balaclava with some jeans
Unfortunately all the dreams that I do just so happen to remember are just of me doing normal boring shit :/
now I must sleep fr 😴
u never had a dream about drones filling the sky?
The exo-skeleton would be pain in ass to make ngl
weirdo
😭 itd be so drip tho
Real
iirc monolith camo is not an existant one
so you settle for close enough or mod it yourself
idk I am not big on camo
how all good cosplay should be
always have been a khakis or bust guy
the spotted camos are neato
fleck my beloved
autumn fleck
germany makes some badass gear man
looks best I think
though in stalker I like the clear sky camo because it just dosen't
it helps that the clear sky suit is really good
@neon bramble I've decided to side with the church dudes, I forgot how decent their shotties were.
quasimorph?
yeah
clear sky is also chill so long as u dont mess with their fucked up tests
I love the shotgun on the robotic arm backpack
the servo backpack?
i wanted to try that game for the longest time
very fun to use
I'm pissed about that actually
turn based right
I found one and forgot to pick it up and its gone
turn based, yeah. But it's probably one of the most intense turn based games I've played.
everyone takes their turns at the same time
so like tactics
the non canon fallout game
i hate realtime in it ngl, just unfair ai advantage sometimes in certian areas
still very intuitive for its time
well Quasimorph will constantly feel unfair for both you and your enemies.
You can easily mow enemies down, but it's the same for them.
Easily get your head taken off by some random general manager.
i love 1-1 dmg
one of the only reasons i still play eft is the fact that the ai can kill u just as easily if not more effectively than ur character
basically the same for quasimorph
it gets really fucked if you do a lot of missions for one corporation but then decide to betray them.
the artstyle is also just fucking badass
AI in shooters are a always a lil iffy
Because that means their faction is more powerful, so they have better trained PMCs
when you get down into it there's usually a way to prank their auto aim
a little? shiiii
rather than just some random general manager
lmao real tho
they're fast and usually sport near-instant tracking but there's usually a way to game it
oh so theres actual meaning to questing other than the surface level stuff
sick
there's no point in explaining it
yeah the corporations are basically fighting against eachother
it will make sense when you play it
but stock market essentially is the tech system
so if you come across any mission in it, you always get to pick which side to help during that mission
the better the faction is doing the better stuff on offer, and in the hands of their troops
ill try it after my session tonight it sounds rly fun
if it's a mission where you gotta steal an important item, you can also decide to pick the other side and kill the mercs coming in to steal said item
I have too much digital crack on my hands
juggling songs of syx, quasimorph and silksong rn
if you don't do it it autoresolves for the attacker I think?
I forgot
thats what the factions are basically doing. If the mission goes their way, their power increases. Even if you weren't at that mission.
bro limpbizkit is in bf6 now 😭 nobody asked for this
oh hell yeah
so being idle isnt a good thing by a long shot
its just for most places you gotta be careful how long you're in that mission for.
factions seem more resillient now
You keep looking around looting, eating people. That means the quasimorphs are gonna show up
which is good cause I hate babysitting factions on the verge of dying
eating ppl?! now i rly gotta play it
Yeah it's not perfect but it does feel better than it used to be.
you juggle a lot of stuff on missions
Yeah food is really important in the game, you lose hunger quite quickly on the missions.
The more armour you got? The more calories ya burn when moving
nevermind the demonic invasion is your fault
There is no invasion, that's Civil Resistance propaganda
get a grip bro
fuck that, I'm not letting those statist losers take credit for my atrocities
I helped pierce the veil, with my own two hands
you literally start the game with a decent opinion from the demon king of venus
66kg going into shoreline, i AM dying
god I had a disaster of a raid earlier, went to do a mission against Tezctlan and wasn't paying attention and forgot to bring the right gear.
lmao when you'd amputate limbs and trade em to Tezctlan?
cosplaying endoparasitic in real life
endoparasitic was so good
swear to god any weird niche indie game I've played, you've also played.
ice skating and martial arts are not doing me any favors
The protagonist is such an asshole I love him
whats the game about
which one
game
vague
the latest one
endoparasitic is a survival horror
endoskellington
my arm is broken
endoparasitic is basically some monsters rip off all your limbs except one
and thats the game
you do everything manually
YOO
reloading, aiming


