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theyre probably skeletons in a dirt pit

ive made a severe and continous lapse in my judgement
yep
I wouldnt mind that
no
im sure thats what the people that killed them said 
I practice pre burial
am sorry
What’s prep like
its ok lol i dont expect you to know
im not bothered about preserving famliy lines is all
i think enjoying life and living well is enough
getting used to the toiler bowl i see
u will be flushed soon enuf
If youre going to do something that has a high likelihood of killing you. Your burry your moments, eat your favorite meal, and go. If you are to return, you reeath your possessions

bury me in armour and my belongings
burry
@harsh vault IS the puppers of PZ discord, yes
burry deez nuts in yo mouth
You shall die clutching your sword zozo
stink I was having a momment
A warriors death
✋
🤚
a warriors death is stupid
all death is pointless, all that matters is what you do in life
wiwiwi wawawa
no thats it, not much else to say
What if life is a warrior
put the pebble in the woter purifer sharkbait
it helps with closure ig
weak spirit
Sharkbait was my slave name
slave name is crazy
You will refer to me as wd40, because I like the tatse of wd40
your intellect is as weak as your dollar
bro pulled that for a bit
failure is your destiny
poop face
this is whay autism does to a mf

every sort of insult that's well thought out feels less insulting because generally the person cared enough to form prose
skibidi poop
brevity is the soul of wit as they say
Can we get a PZ discord tag
George floyd poop
So if you’re naturally good at thinking up insults you just suffer this debuff

i said generally
isn't he wasted
Megan fox poop
jacksepticeye poops
theyre still pondscum
if you build up the skill of quick wit then its way more biting but a discord user randomly quoting a scripted line feels
-> like that
VanossGaming poop

gay twink poop
whats the roman numeral for 50
Can somone fucking kill this guy already
I failed already
Gregory house poop
he couldn't last
dezzius nutzius
markipliers girlfriend poop
what is italy's largest island
why does the gif have sound
I'm scared
poop
**
Sisilly
the roman numeral for 50 is L
correct
how do you spell it?
the answer is cucumber
eating avocado poop
Sicily
ur a cucumber
oh wow close
nicocado avocado poop
weird dog
zee u down to geoguessr later
smh
geoguesser?
Barney dinosaur poop
right
I hardly
unemployed mofo
know er
im unemployed
we know
furry diarrhea on goth girl
I thought you had a j*b floof
no we don't
Become self employed and rob the nearest gas station today 
what country has the most pyramids
The gig economy is now
leon im getting medical dispatch training
ended like august
define a pyramid
diarrhea poop face
triangular structure
anal
Can it be a dirt mound? How much of it should be intact still?
brother
aight wolf/goblin tyler we get it you're edgy
gummy poop
Some pyramids are genuinely dirt mounds now
I have a fart jar
time does that to them
yeah go eat a roach or something
a large triangular prism that has cultural significance in any state of repair
tyler the uncreated
great pyramids are just giant anthills
as long as it used to be a pyramid
I love eating @toxic relic poop
what country has the most recorded pyramids
Ima say Mexico, only large country I can think of with lots of pyramids
are you employed?
its sudan
what
the nubian pyramids
how many?
five nights at Freddy's poop
sudan has over 200 currently recorded pyramids
Life has meaning which YOU create.
Which is why life is so absurd when viewed by a machine
what pyramid has the most pyramid per pyramid
geerp
i wish
ok 200 is a lot but I am pretty sure Mexico has more, especially cus a lot of them were built iver, destroyed, or forgotten
The kingdom of Kush
i said currently recorded
hypothetical means nothing
and mexico doesnt have more currently recorded
waw
I can feel it
Damn my good conscience 
what happened to researching something heavily and memorizing every event like a roguelite
smh
no
misinformation is fun lok
what did scarf do that was good?
Sitting on hold with a bank because I found someone's debit card and I'm trying to report it missing
I know I do it every day at work
"you're not dying"
damn that sucks
banks are so ass
if it takes too long I guess you could shred it
Westpac actually kinda try
fuck
Yeah, I am gonna destroy it after, but I should still report it so that the owner knows to get it reissued
got it
that reminds me I have to tell my bank not to cancel my entire life if I spend something in another country smh
why can't my neural chip just do that
youre a borg?
take a picture of the front and back, might be mine
Remember me telling you about 4.0 graduates from the University of Texas NEVER reading a book? They watch Youtube video’s instead of reading. And are giving passing grades. This is why. Even college graduates don’t actually learn things
Joke's on you, the front has nothing
You'd know this if it were yours
i have two!

Is it blue and green?
yes
Then it's definitely not yours
pretty much
Iunno man, I think it's very person dependent but there's no reassurance like reading something and coming to a conclusion on a topic or a thought like doing it yourself
Is your third one red?
Liar
lok pls. Its 2025
AI can do the thinking for ys
depends, what color is the card
why watch a video when u can read an ai transcript of the same video
why read, have the ai voice tell you the words
find the voice that most ressembles your moms
cant wait to go home only to go back to work later 
the many different types of pre colonial american pyramids are fucking insane displays of architectural skills but 1. sudan has more built by the kushite empire 2. the pyramids in the americas are scattered across several countries and made by several different people including the maya [in belize, mexico, el salvador, guatemala, honduras], the purépecha [mexixo], the lenca, the aztec, the toltec, the huastec, the teuchitlán etc etc
🤓

and then the spanish came
real
the largest pyramid in the world is a maya pyramid too
not the tallest height wise but the largest
which is exactly why it wins. Mexico covers such a large area with numerous cultures who built pyramids. I would be shocked if they dont beat out Sudan eventually
Mexico needs to expand its borders just so I can win this stupid online argument
corpo getting away with everything
Guatemala is a close second
everything south of the usa is mexico except colombia which is mexico but drugs
american mindset
Don't forget Brazil
The “report card” released every year for the United States, in 2025 is horrid.
AI usage spikes at college mid terms and finals, making close to 80% of Grok usage for the entire year.
And professors from Texas University have confirmed, in writing, that students walk out if they are required to read shakespeare. So to maintain funding, professors have moved to use movies and even TikTok.
Otherwise, they fail to meet expectations and funding from the school is pulled.
Average (as in above 50%) literacy rate of an American college graduate currently is the exact equivalent of a 5th grader.
In 2019 it was flagged as “intermediate”. In 2025 it is flagged as “beginner to intermediate” -which is the same aptitude at 11 year olds
thats like saying baja california represents campeche lmao
yeah bro its all the same trust me chiapas is just like coahuila except for the dinosaur shit
Kapow
you were saying American minded not reality
🦅
evil gurt more liek tupid gurt
Why did your country succeed form Mexico?
?
12 minutes on hold for a 45 second call
both
But we're all sorted now
not the worst hut still sucks
was on hold once for like 2 hours cus I kept getting put on the robot question loop
they do it on purpose which is worse
I was on the phone for 90 minutes yesterday with Comcast just to get them to recognize my father was deceased and no longer needed cable TV
that sucks
next question
how many fingers am i showing rn
now that's a profitable idea, TVs in coffins
no idea
turkey shares the same coast
oh is it the black sea?
yessir
fake
black sea
yes
the sea is blue
no its black im pretty sure
im looking it up
tf it is blue wtf
if you leak enough oil into it then it's black
thats a canadian thing
is the black sea actually an ocean or no
no
why do they call it a sea then
sea deez
whats the difference
look at the map bro
size
sea deez nuts
wow
tbilisi
its woter
the pacific is an ocean, the black sea is a sea
all I hear of that place is students eating teargas for breakfast
tbilisi is amazing
real shit
like champs
lake Erie is a lake the size of a sea
yommers
Georgia, US
why did ppl stop putting their home town as like their last name ish
9
wrong
J.T. Unique makes custom coffins with televisions inside them
This exists
sounds about right
mom and dad
im in the wrong continuity
Your parents?
theyre not italian
harry, you're a wiz... you're adopted
6
mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn uranus neptune
- Pluto is not a planet. It’s an asteroid
its a dwarf planet but yeah
erm
pluto is a dog tupid
Zero is also a dog
hero to zero
ok
this is a big one
whats the, at this point in time, highest grossing animated movie
bro please
I dont know man
toy story
ne zha 2
yessir
but I assume not
ne zha 2
ne zha 2
ne what?
its peak
time but no time
fair
its a movie about chinese mythology specifically about nezha
and its based on a book
investiture of the gods
OK EASY QUESTION
whats the national sport of japan
Sumo
watching anime the longest
ill look into it then
its peak
but first I must morn the death onex equinox
the crazy one
the religous fundamentalist

better question
bruh
we all know it
ok what is it then
I just said it
the bishop
ok fine
the crazy one
he gets it
whats the largest desert in the world by area
the cold one
Africa's a country right?
come on man, do something hard like what animal has the most total biomass on earth
which cold one mate
the very cold one
dude
I did
you didnt specify
you're not saying it's antarctica, that'd be a cheap trick
The one without bears
it is
smh
I said it 3 different ways
the antarctic desert is a real thing mate
its only a dessert by technicality
shake. my. head.
no?
i love pavlov vr ww2 team death match
it feels like call of duty world at war, cs:go, and a vr headset were mixed in a blender and then beaten to bits with a hammer
Deserts are hot and dry
no
you know who else is hot
say it
hot isnt a requirement of a desert brother
it is
in my heart of hearts it is
in our hearts
heart of my dick bro
ya'll sound like you still think pluto is a planet
you know who else can edit wikipedia
no i had a movie night
you havent earned the right to yap on discord
meow
reading the state labour ordinance
Desert, any large, extremely dry area of land with sparse vegetation. It is one of Earth’s major types of ecosystems, supporting a community of plants and animals specially adapted to the harsh environment. In deserts, trees are usually absent, and shrubs or herbaceous plants provide only very incomplete ground cover.
its boring
i hate your baiting bro
look at them zooming
i do have a more difficult question though
I wonder how those form I forgot how
shoot
where is Mount Kilimanjaro located
you know who else has a more difficult question
dialect?
language
More penguins live in sand deserts than snow/ice
Narrows it down potentially
you know who else cannot pick up the dialect
ill tell you its in africa
Gurt with that NA Education
18 species of penguin exist. 14 live in warm climates and sand deserts.
The only 4 that live in the cold are those in antarica
And yet I got most of the questions right
you barely answered
they were the easy ones
this one is still easy but i assumed your american geography skills would fail you, you can still get it though
heh
its south east africa
Did y'all see Tumblr has a new toy?
i wouldve solved alllll these fr
never used tumblr
the answer is tanzania
it borders kenya as well
mozambique
no
i dunno
mozambique has the ak and hoe
ok its Guinea-Bissau
i always remember those flags cause guinea bissau is south of the river country
in geogussy 
owe
animu jumpscar
:c
the gambia is literally just a river, then senegal surrounds it the gunea bissau and gunea south
have yall noticed since the last discord upate, ppl now send double gifs at a higher frequency
6th time i seen someone send double gifs
Everyone talks about New Guinnee. I wanna hear about OLD guinnee
I can't stop getting my fucking ass kicked in stalker
ok gurt
one more question for chat
what type of tree is pictured on the Lebanese flag
A Lebanese tree

Cedar smells super good too.
it smells great
ok stink
how many stars on the nz flag gurt
its 4
how many stars are in the 🦅 flag
too many
50
or not enough
for each state
51 soon
depending on who you ask
theyve been saying that before I was born
what country mines the most diamonds
foolish fool
they been sayin that bcs u were born
trick question I bet
u are here to conquer
The one with no creepers
fulfill ur destiny sharkbait
its not
germany
the highest diamond production and exporting
no
Some country in Africa probably
deutshland
really?
yes
Huh
switzerland
no
Blood diamonds 🥀 we got blood everything including bananas
diamond mining is incredibly location dependent iirc, there are a few places in the world that export the majority globally
china
Zee
yes
The quest for voivode sucks balls
so much for non American education
russia
oh
its russia
hahaha
IT IS
I HATE IT
I HATE IT SM I DREAD IT
frickass quest
according to the 2023 data, russia is the highest diamond producer
bs in hardcore
The back and forth between places literally across the entire map is so ass
second is botswana
this would be how I'd be moving if the FUCKING ecologists got off my ass
bro i got lost in the woods too many times
I have a rusty ass pump action shotgun just leave me alone
I think I failed the quest cause I stole the amulet
krill em
So it lost its "power"
voivode suck ass
ehhh not really
I hate him, such a bad quest
Not enough vodka they can smell the sober
contrary to popular belief you can find most important resources in many places
You literally saved his son, burry his other dead son, find his daughter and offer aid only for him to disrespect you and outcast you from the camp. I'm killing them all.
nifty! im prolly misquoting some shit i heard 7 years ago lol
my character is on fent since they ran out of medkits
i think most of the sensationalism is driven by artificial scarcity 🤔
mosquitoing
henry the butcher
trosky quests mostly suck ballz
Indeed, idk how far back of a save I must go
that includes the first dlc
Stealing the amulet locks you out of the quest
I love how it's an actual thing in game 😭
Myes

nu uh
zozo
Which is short for smelly

gurt more like fart
Lets kill gurt zee
doesnt count cus you changed 2 letters not 1
you made those rules up bro
hold on a minute
playground wiwiwiwiwawawawwa
Zee we must play barowama
we only ever played it once
Yes
hop on nms
You said it was stinky
we got a planet to conquer
For?
No mans sky!
A crater will suit you
Thankies 
Yes woman's land is a great book
what are you eating?
I do not answer to you



dammit his hands are fucked up
I just woke up and my eyes are burning
knew the pistol grip wasnt grippin
Not really
Yes 
max level heinrich be like https://youtube.com/shorts/zzZEmWDa2gk?si=wDxBCRs8YA_Fcakr
Special thanks to the Legionnaires from Contubernium to risk their lives to film with me. So check out: @ContuberniumSPQR
To make these duels as safe as possible without creating choreography, we use blades and maces from Dominus Gladius. (So for example the maxe has hard rubber around a steel core.)
https://dominusgladius.com/
However, even ...
its very unfortunate I sent the sonic x Garfield cake one day too early
every time someone mentions sonic I get flashbanged by that gif of sonic and mario making out
Send it again
frfr
are you exited to finally be able to drink yeast pi-
wait
👁 👁
you weren't supposed to do that before

I was able to do that before
canadia?
20
Bruh
No
-.-
But now I'm 20 fr fr
fetus
Hello innessa von degurechaff
forever a ba be
i member when i was 20 👴
back in my day
send another gif they sometimes dont load
ahhh
I die before leaving the house.. there’s just a horad outside
:c
Embed fail 
how bad
Try a different one
Maybe the gif itself is broken
:c
GOTEEM
It just flung away
it was just luck
uh
Noo
Why did it send so many times
xD
Discooord


Maybe restarting Discord will work
go eat ur pellets sharkbait
waow technology
Same
👁 👁

glorbo!
!rank
Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid
Fff how embarrassing everyone point and laugh
I mena you can but its not advised to since moderation is in English
ahhh ya, creia que no se podia hablar en español
aunque creo nadie me va a entender
:c
I like you funny words magic man
jaja que fue
but again its advised to speak English
Me too
My phone has an auto translator
do u guys wanna hop on doritos crash course with me
inka you should
yo estoy desde computadora asi que no se como activar eso
:c
Should I?
que fastidio es no poder usar gifs :c
guys please play doritos crash course with me
could be fun idk, but im about to sleep
I am convinced
igual nada mas entre para sacar unos modelos low poly :>
Well if you wish to stay I wouldnt push it
gurt do you even speak spanish
He just pretends to understand them
im gonna be real i dont think either one understands the other
Some
I used to be fluent
I wish to be again
Very talanted
i made my high school girlfriend do my spanish work i barely passed
lmao
Inka were you a grade a student?
You purplex me
A what
perplex
were you a goody two shows
I spell it right
no
Yes
Its not your fault you and everyone around me was taught wrong chip
i was a good boy in school i just vigorously and openly cheated my way through it

thank you, no child left behind policy
mind you im also like 3/4 done with a stem degree
wait fo you wear glasses inka?
I made it all the way to 12th grade
what for?
And then dropped
wildlife conservation heheheha
No
i love biology i love science
are you cheating in taht too?
surprisingly no
I was cheating in math
and the school has openly made it a policy that you CAN use AI and stuff to write things for you and sources and whatnot
and if you cheat youd be failing what you care about
but id rather enjoy the challenge
I am so bad at math that's not even funny
cause its lowkey gotten very hard
once u throw chemistry in the mix i panic cause i struggle w chemistry
not sure why
I had to cheat at math but it was because I just wasnt getting it fast enough ig
and I studied hard
yeah once i fell behind in math and realized i would never be at the same pace i cheated or chose cop-out classes that gave math credits
I never studied
I bearly passed everything without studying
im a very good test taker, not a very good daily work person
homework made me irrationally angry and i made it a point to never do it and show them i was smart enough to pass still lol
solid C student solely because of all the 0's on every homework assignment
ur telling me i gotta do shit at home too? nah man im good lmfao
yeah it is ill stand by that
OCCASIONALLY its fine
but classes w daily homework is frankly absurd and ridiculous
do you wish to do art by any chance
Yes
Called it
I play guitar and I draw
like i go to work every day and im not doing a fucking THING involving work once i walk out that door
I am an trainee for Cybersecurity
its always cybersecurity
oh shti you talk to computers?
About to be.. it starts in 2 weeks
crayon eating is for marines only
Crayon eating is for everyone
I am a tech priest
can u become really skilled and tell me if my ex wife is tracking/spying on me
shutup fish boy
Lmao
I think I could do that already
shes some fancy shmancy cybersecurity expert
can you tell me ghotis bank acount numbers
and is undoubtedly watching me in some capacity
Praise the omnissayah
as much as i hate to admit she definitely found her calling, she got her degree and within a year was being put in managerial positions at 22
this woman makes me sound like a schizo
c:
Yes
I am hacking right this instance
granted i naturally do that on my own but still i know shes watching me i just cant prove it
how good are you at coding inka?
Not good:(
Ironically coding was only a small part of my training
No, your code is beautiful and perfect
its bit bad its just yummy yummy spaghetti
I know a bit of binary, Python, Java
Al over the place
But I am not fluent in one of them
thank you
I was trying to make a gender joke but it didnt make sense
binary
I am non binary for you
You don't know my gender
obviously
🧀
But do you know mine 🧐
WRONG
D:
Chat, I have beaten the final boss of silk song, why tf is the boss guarding her arena a whole lot harder than herself
Mekanik
why tf do they have a hammer lmao
To destroy
:c
And I know that you're probably male because you put he him pronouns in your profile


I don't like sand
I skated a lot when I was 13-16
But not anymore
A guy who had a crush on me years ago graduated me to my birthday
What do I do
inka stinka mickey mouse
graduated you?
No not that gratulations
birthday diploma
PhD in birthdays
I will purge all 3 of you
















