#general_chat

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toxic relic
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i used to feed cats cucumber

hasty thistle
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Looks like snakes.

toxic relic
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?

toxic relic
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what are these american cats

neat moat
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overcome your fear

half kettle
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what if cumber was colored black

toxic relic
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afraid of snake, cowards

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dont barn cats kill snakes for a living

neat moat
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I am chill with the noodles

hasty thistle
half kettle
burnt kite
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but actual barn cats are real snake eaters, I'll tell you that

plush cobalt
hasty thistle
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My current cats are one cuddly muffin and one velcro goblin.

burnt kite
plush cobalt
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What about Clownade-sized vermin

twin bear
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My cat leaves corpses in the yard every week

half kettle
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yo how do you hide the bodies

toxic relic
hasty thistle
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Barn/farm cats are murderers that barely recognize that your barn/farm is their home.

toxic relic
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i fuck with farm cats

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theyre the only cats i know

hasty thistle
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They're basically feral cats that found someone with Stockholm Syndrome for them.

toxic relic
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real

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respect

half kettle
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do they go to vets

toxic relic
toxic relic
half kettle
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is their life expectancy short

last spoke
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🟣Mrp's not a fan of surprises.
Surprise Cucumbers are a surprise. Mrp's sure you can figure it out from there

hasty thistle
toxic relic
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ive never seen them eat big snakes but the odd tuinslang ive deffo seen em chow down on

hasty thistle
toxic relic
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idk mate

burnt kite
half kettle
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NO

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NO

toxic relic
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i think it depends

toxic relic
half kettle
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also do these feral snake consumers allow people to pet them

toxic relic
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depends bro

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theyre not really domesticated

twin bear
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It's all abt who gives the food

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If u even feed them

toxic relic
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they get their own food brother

twin bear
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It's a trust thing and cats are independent always have been

toxic relic
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the sounds of them breaking a mouses skull in pieces and chewing through the meat stuck with me

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bros are crazy

half kettle
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if a cat was a human itd be a zombie

hasty thistle
ivory grail
toxic relic
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solid like my snake

toxic relic
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i dont really fuck with cats overall

burnt kite
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all normies keep arguing whether pineapple belong on pizza

hasty thistle
burnt kite
cursive quest
stone meadow
burnt kite
toxic relic
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yes

toxic relic
hasty thistle
burnt kite
toxic relic
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real

toxic relic
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i think i just gel better with insects and reptiles

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no hate to cats

hasty thistle
burnt kite
cursive quest
burnt kite
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I don't hate them, just dont go near me

toxic relic
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i see i see

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good you know its irrational lmao

hasty thistle
toxic relic
hasty thistle
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My little girl has a tendency to get very underfoot, rubbing on me insistently... and if I don't reciprocate, she starts using her little needle claws to grab on with the attitude of, "YOU MUST LOVE ME RIGHT NOW!!!"

burnt kite
toxic relic
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i dont speak russian

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hop on bulgarian

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beat finland one time and ill pronounce it solyanka

stone meadow
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i love dogs cause they have like 1 braincell banging around in their head usually and i relate to that

burnt kite
toxic relic
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lmao

stone meadow
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and they wear their likes and dislikes on their face which i also appreciate

burnt kite
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i never put an actual lemon before but I sometimes add some juice

toxic relic
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real

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its what makes the dish

burnt kite
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i thought it was the cucumbers

toxic relic
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blasphemy

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actually

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pickled cucumber yes

burnt kite
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oh

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yeah pickles

twin bear
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I want a pet bear

burnt kite
twin bear
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A black bear would be the best gaming buddy

toxic relic
hasty thistle
burnt kite
stone meadow
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Nah ive met cats that only subtly show that they dislike you

jolly oxide
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You're closer to a brain eating worm

stone meadow
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cats are more lowkey

toxic relic
pale berry
stone meadow
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i love both cats and dogs

toxic relic
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kebab absolute_cinema

quasi slate
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im a nasty girl nasty im a nasty girl nasty

stone meadow
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i prefer dogs overall tho

hasty thistle
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The difference is that cats domesticated themselves and see us as subserviant to them, where dogs were deomesticated by us and see us as superior to them.

quasi slate
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Lol

quasi slate
hasty thistle
pale berry
toxic relic
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how do you domesticate yourself

toxic relic
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can you apply this logic to snakes

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or isopods or lizards

twin bear
hasty thistle
# toxic relic this seems fake

They started hanging around humans because humans produced and accumulated things that things they preyed on wanted. Birds and rodents that wanted our growing or stored foods were attracted to humans, and because cats found their prey accumulating around us, they were attracted to us as well.

toxic relic
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🤓 source finger_waggle

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im not bothered to check this lol

hasty thistle
toxic relic
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👍 nice

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my laziness has been rewarded

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that headline does seem sensationalist though 🤔

quasi slate
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cats domesticated humans

vital marten
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Direct sun puppers TT_screaming

heavy ivy
vital marten
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I finished it, but lost a bottle of water in the process

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🥲

toxic relic
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"only 11 am" is crazy

toxic relic
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thats almost peak sun hours

tender igloo
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cant wait for cooler weather i hate being unable to keep window open

toxic relic
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question for america finger_waggle do you drink water from the tap or do you buy bottles

cedar bolt
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hello

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i have kinderjoy

hasty thistle
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Anyway, y'all, I gotta bounce. Needs sleeps before work tonight.

cedar bolt
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you can do me no harm

hasty thistle
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👋 🌊

hasty thistle
toxic relic
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brita pitcher

heavy ivy
toxic relic
fathom igloo
cedar bolt
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kinder does suck
but kinderjoy is peak

toxic relic
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🤔 fair

fathom igloo
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We have a soft water system and even that doesn’t take all of it out

vital marten
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Tap water has never tasted right

toxic relic
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crazy

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america

vital marten
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Forgo water and just drink Dr Pepper

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Thickens the blood up real good

cedar bolt
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steam showed me the Game devs of color expo
I clicked on it for the funz and the first thing I saw was Choo Choo survivor 2

toxic relic
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ive never had it before but soda gives me a headache lol

fathom igloo
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If only we prioritized clean water for the entire country

heavy ivy
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yea i've seen tap that leaves a mineral coating on everything sob

cedar bolt
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what the fuck is Choo Choo survivior 2

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and where is the first one

heavy ivy
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hope you like texture on your dishes

vital marten
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Minerals yum

cedar bolt
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DMC red orb

vital marten
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More is better yum

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Well water is something else though

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On a hot day that stuff is divine kekl

toxic relic
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water is everything

fathom igloo
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I think our water bottles are spring water? Idk

heavy ivy
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water is love, water is life

toxic relic
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i have a 5 l bottle at work and a 2l i carry for gym/home

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i fuck with water hard

neat moat
toxic relic
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bait

heavy ivy
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hydration be a baller lifestyle

toxic relic
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im sure even america knows what kinder is

toxic relic
cedar bolt
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its like kinder suprise egg

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but better

neat moat
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Im deffo eating vro now

cedar bolt
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what does vro mean

neat moat
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its like bro

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but non binary

cedar bolt
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I always use bro

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because

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I didn't know vro exists

neat moat
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ok vro

toxic relic
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karl frazer

cedar bolt
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and because I dont care about genders

neat moat
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cool story vro 👍

cedar bolt
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just be
a person idc

toxic relic
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what if its a rock

cedar bolt
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then I dont care either

neat moat
toxic relic
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rocks are sick

heavy ivy
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i think objects are pretty cool

cedar bolt
neat moat
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stink has lost his marbles

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later

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working

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😔

cedar bolt
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"I have to go to work"

toxic relic
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my balls are all in place

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all 3 of them

cedar bolt
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me

neat moat
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are you finally kill?

cedar bolt
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yes

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I was slayn

toxic relic
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ok gurt

neat moat
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what

heavy ivy
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i wanna bite a zombie and infect them with me

cedar bolt
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yo gurt

neat moat
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yo

cedar bolt
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gurt

neat moat
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....

ivory grail
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Gurt

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GURT

neat moat
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Ok Im killing you both

ivory grail
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GURTE

cedar bolt
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guess what

quasi slate
neat moat
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what sweetie?

cedar bolt
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chicken butt

neat moat
neat moat
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stink its nit like that

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me and sleepy have a way if communicating

toxic relic
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ok bro

heavy ivy
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public displays of affection in my discord? twenty eight stab wounds

cosmic bluff
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Can someone remind me what the mod that allows you to speed up time in mp called

cedar bolt
toxic relic
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thats just not how we banter in discordia

heavy ivy
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streets too tough for me i see

toxic relic
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not you mate

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🙏 bit ruined

cedar bolt
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proud discordian

neat moat
cedar bolt
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EMBED FAIL

cosmic bluff
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True

toxic relic
neat moat
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KILL THEM

cedar bolt
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quick
laugh at this user

heavy ivy
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oh wow gurt really is evil

toxic relic
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dont let gurt into the uk

vital marten
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I’m just happy to be killing

toxic relic
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he wouldnt survive scouser banter 🙏

cedar bolt
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stabwoundmaxxing

heavy ivy
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i could forgive the geneva suggestions but toxic masculinity? bye bye

neat moat
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Im a villan, not a monster

toxic relic
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i dont think its that tbh

cedar bolt
toxic relic
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i think people just communicate diffierently in different places

neat moat
cedar bolt
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very

neat moat
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OuO

frail shadow
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im astral projecting in your room and i can confirm

heavy ivy
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ah your banter is fine that's just like you say it

toxic relic
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its hard to talk to an american 🤔 because they take things differently

frail shadow
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also they are stylus

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stupid

vital marten
frail shadow
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man.

toxic relic
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stylus fr

cedar bolt
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hello little stylus

frail shadow
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shush

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hello mario

cedar bolt
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EMBED FAIL

vital marten
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Guh

cedar bolt
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HAH

neat moat
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<@&671452400221159444>

toxic relic
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mini mod

frail shadow
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is that weird stuff

toxic relic
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yessir

vital marten
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Banish him to shadow realm

heavy ivy
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we have a culture of both taking things too literally and sensitively while also devaluing genuine emotions

neat moat
frail shadow
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aw no way, crypto you say

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i’ll have to get on that

heavy ivy
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unfortunately

frail shadow
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they’re weird critters

heavy ivy
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be it as it is, america is just so fake lol
everything here is

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it's a caricature of itself

toxic relic
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all countries are fake

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but yeah america is fucked

frail shadow
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I don’t know about all countries being fake

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decent people still exist

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america just doesn’t have that many

toxic relic
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its crazy how you're the richest country in the world but you dont even have any social support, bro even estonia is better than the usa

heavy ivy
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oh yeah its bonkers

toxic relic
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estonia fucks though, good place

twin bear
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"I hate this place" stays

frail shadow
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america hasn’t been around that long, they don’t know what you’re doing yet

toxic relic
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i know all the nordics go to estonia and latvia to get cheap booze

burnt kite
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man this party stinks

heavy ivy
twin bear
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The booze belongs to the nords

toxic relic
frosty tulip
quasi slate
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@surreal mirage

heavy ivy
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americans dont have passports from birth

stone meadow
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mods r asleep

heavy ivy
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and if you dont have your original documents? good fucking luck getting one

stone meadow
frosty tulip
toxic relic
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nah bro

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australia is huge too

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size isnt an excuse

stone meadow
frosty tulip
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Eh, I wouldn't say huge tbh

stone meadow
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not in terms of livable space

frosty tulip
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Most of that land nobody lives in

stone meadow
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most of the population is concentrated on the outside

twin bear
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Hell even in the states

frosty tulip
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Most of us are near coastal areas

heavy ivy
stone meadow
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the us is almost a continent in itself

toxic relic
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same with spain 🤔

toxic relic
twin bear
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We don't need to give passports out to everyone

vital marten
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The US is too big

twin bear
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80% of this country can stay where they are

stone meadow
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population and size wise, US is big

quasi slate
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argueing with a mod? i sniffa mute

stone meadow
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bigger than a lot of countires put together

frosty tulip
toxic relic
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ok but i dont think thats an excuse or reason still

frosty tulip
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Whatever floats your boat bro

toxic relic
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i think its just cope ngl

stone meadow
heavy ivy
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there's no reason to deny someone freedom of movement in any situation whatsoever

stone meadow
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havent done it once

frosty tulip
heavy ivy
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we dont talk about the frogski incident of '25

frosty tulip
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Can't let em get away with it

toxic relic
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and if you take population density its not like people live everywhere

stone meadow
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I dont think its right but I think the US is one country that has some sort of reason for it

toxic relic
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i dont see how itd be difficult

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its not like they dont have the money or resources

stone meadow
toxic relic
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they just dont want to cause boat money

toxic relic
stone meadow
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idk

neat moat
twin bear
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People are gonna leave the US then complain abt the laws in the country they move in 😭

stone meadow
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I dont think US cant give everyone passports

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but i recognize that most citizens wont even use one anyway

toxic relic
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eh

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i dont really agree

twin bear
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Alot of ppl are unhinged

frosty tulip
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That fixes it

cedar bolt
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Thankies for giving me my right to speak again pikaThink

neat moat
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balance your humors

toxic relic
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if china can do it i think the usa can do it

twin bear
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I don't want more people committing acts of terror and ruining the reputation american tourists alrdy have

frail shadow
toxic relic
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theyre almost the same size

twin bear
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"Evolved"?

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How so

toxic relic
cedar bolt
frail shadow
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they’re rich for a reason

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they’re doing something right, clearly

toxic relic
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american and british tourists are crazy

twin bear
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80% of the country is not rich

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By a long shot

frail shadow
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that i don’t care about

idle flame
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What are you guys opinions on RV interior mod? Personally i love it but it seems really op sometimes 🥴

toxic relic
twin bear
cedar bolt
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you are the suite guy

neat moat
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inka knows

cedar bolt
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and I'm one of the clouds in the background

toxic relic
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thats like saying russia is doing something right cause 500 people have 99% of the countries wealth, or albania is doing well cause the gas oligarchs are rich

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weird logic

frail shadow
frosty tulip
neat moat
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depends how you measure success ig

twin bear
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U can be the highest level clan and have low level players

toxic relic
twin bear
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Lmao

neat moat
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but their success will be short lived

vital marten
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I assure you I hold no power and my success was dead upon start

neat moat
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they flew too close to the sun, and they will burn for that

frail shadow
vital marten
frosty tulip
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Sealand is the most powerful country actually

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By far

toxic relic
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and yeah, you can be "the richest" but if only 1% of 300 million people hold all that wealth its not really a good indicator of power

frail shadow
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i don’t like it either

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but in times of crisis it’s kind of all that matters

toxic relic
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how dude lol

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its not like those rich people help the poor people

neat moat
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yeah it will only make it worse

toxic relic
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its the opposite

twin bear
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Who gonna tell bro america still dealing with massive drug trafficking and gang violence in mass

frail shadow
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i know, they kill each other all the time

neat moat
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we need the population, aka the workers, the billionaires are disposable

toxic relic
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when floods happen they jack up the food prices, when wild fires ravage towns the landlords increase rent

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so idk what you're saying brother

frail shadow
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maybe im not expressing myself properly

stone meadow
neat moat
stone meadow
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the only americans who can afford to go on a holiday to europe for example are already pretty well off

twin bear
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Ppl see rich mfers online and think all of us are rolling in dough

stone meadow
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it costs a lot to just buy a ticket

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like a grand

twin bear
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U pay for a CHANCE to get a visa

frosty tulip
cedar bolt
stone meadow
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gotta pay for documents too

frail shadow
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im going to the US this september

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i know how it works

toxic relic
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crazy

frail shadow
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it’s a shithole

toxic relic
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why dont you go to north macedonia instead

vital marten
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I could go to Europe but if anything bad happens I’ll be forced to stay

toxic relic
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2 dollar cigs bro

frail shadow
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i dont even wanna go there

toxic relic
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why are you going

frail shadow
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work

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in new york

twin bear
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Shithole or did u just move to the poor area

toxic relic
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🙏 gl

heavy ivy
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i know so many people who live not just paycheck to paycheck but would be homeless from a single medical emergency, losing their job, etc

vital marten
vital marten
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Enjoy

twin bear
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30k in debt

neat moat
frosty tulip
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Oh no, New York, the amount of other parts of the world they'd rip off for districts over there

tender igloo
frail shadow
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im genuinely afraid i’ll have health scare and they’ll take all my money or something

vital marten
ivory grail
tender igloo
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she said people are mean

stone meadow
frosty tulip
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It was a major rabbithole

frail shadow
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euro friend of mine had a heart attack in the US and it genuinely ruined is life

neat moat
stone meadow
twin bear
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Immigrants do be forming entire societies in nyc

frail shadow
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he had to sell everything single thing he ever owned

frosty tulip
stone meadow
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but at the same time it somehow doesnt go as far

ivory grail
plush cobalt
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Because taxes and cost of living is crazy too

toxic relic
plush cobalt
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Pretty sure my take home is like 75% (before expenses, I mean)

neat moat
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uncle Sam wants your dimes and nickles

stone meadow
heavy ivy
tender igloo
twin bear
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Gotta have those icbms

vital marten
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Simply don’t go to the hospital in America

stone meadow
neat moat
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shrimple

stone meadow
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after allowance which is i think 12k?

plush cobalt
tender igloo
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that was good , very nice

plush cobalt
stone meadow
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then its 40% for anything above 20% bracket

twin bear
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We don't kill orphans we make them

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Get ur facts right

toxic relic
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i think the usa pays more tax than a lot of european countries but gets none of the benefits 🤔

heavy ivy
cedar bolt
toxic relic
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ngl id pay hella tax if it meant i got to live like finland

cedar bolt
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I'm not millions

stone meadow
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Im in the 40% bracket for a bit of my salary

heavy ivy
vital marten
stone meadow
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I mean i enjoy the benefits of my taxes, particularly the nhs even in its underfunded overworked state

toxic relic
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real

tender igloo
plush cobalt
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I like libraries and shit but healthcare would be nice too

frosty tulip
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I can't believe people actually go to chiropractors

stone meadow
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I imagine how good itd be if the govt actually gave a shit and made it work properly

frosty tulip
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Literal psycho shit

stone meadow
frosty tulip
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Yeah bro, crack my spine in half

stone meadow
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hell at some point she paid some dude to come do some energy therapy on me

vital marten
stone meadow
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he just waved his hands around my body

vital marten
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Crack spine please

frosty tulip
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It makes zero sense

heavy ivy
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like it could be amazing, but instead tax money ends up subsidizing billionare ai datacenters which causes the electircity and water prices to go up too
literally paying taxes to become more poor

plush cobalt
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I remember one time I said “a real doctor” to mean a medical doctor instead of a chiropractor & my mom was upset about that (idt she's ever even been to a chiropractor. I think that generation is just bought-in)

stone meadow
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We only had like 2 of those sessions, i think even she clued in that its a literal waste of money

vital marten
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Back pain will make you do anything

frosty tulip
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Ngl, I'd sooner trust the TF2 medic to operate on me than a chiropractor

stone meadow
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especially when I look over the ocean at the US

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but the US brainrot is spreading to our country, so we may not have it for long

frosty tulip
heavy ivy
twin bear
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Police don't even show up until morning in some areas

plush cobalt
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The US would be so great if it were anything like the version of it the propaganda says it is

stone meadow
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its crazy to me that you actually cannot take a walk to a shop in the us in some places

plush cobalt
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You can, it just takes one million years

twin bear
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Only to clean up the bodies and open up another case that'll go cold in a month

fair yacht
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im gonna try this Half life 2 mod for arma 3

tender igloo
vital marten
tender igloo
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used to have to hitchike to go to the library

plush cobalt
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I used to walk 2.5 miles (~4km) to the nearest store

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Regular walk as a teen

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Not even a joke lol

heavy ivy
stone meadow
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theres a proper supermarket within a 15 min walk of me, a library within 10, a whole shopping center also within 15 mins of me, and 2 conrer shops 5 mins away

fair yacht
heavy ivy
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there are no local businesses

plush cobalt
tender igloo
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god when i lived in alaska i didnt have a car and would have to walk to eagle river from up a huge long ass fuckign hill

stone meadow
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I could walk to the city center in like 30 mins max

frosty tulip
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That's wild

fair yacht
heavy ivy
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car culture in america ruins everything for everyone

twin bear
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There isn't even a hospital in this town

vital marten
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beesoup your town has a population anywhere from 10 to 15 thousand

frosty tulip
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I literally got like 2 or 3 shopping centres in like 5 min walking distance from my place

stone meadow
plush cobalt
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I hate cars & I hate that I'm considering getting one due to some current lifestyle changes

vital marten
stone meadow
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"Wot do u mean I can walk to anywhere i need to get to within 5 mins, thats socialism innit. Vote reform"

heavy ivy
tender igloo
twin bear
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It's 32 miles aqay

toxic relic
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5 minute cities sounds cinema

vital marten
frosty tulip
tender igloo
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but gosh it would be nice for trains lol

toxic relic
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eastern european style

heavy ivy
tender igloo
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OR SIDEWALKS

heavy ivy
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and pLEASE more trains i love trains so much

fair yacht
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bee frenb!

plush cobalt
tender igloo
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my road has no fucking sidewalks lol

heavy ivy
vital marten
twin bear
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Dirt roads

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All u need

stone meadow
vital marten
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The grass has stickers too

tender igloo
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af riend told me to go walk down my road and im like bro i aint walking down a road that ups and everyony fly down going 60 lol

tender igloo
stone meadow
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also did you see this image of a child in africa making the mona lisa out of plastic bottles? What do you mean ai generated

toxic relic
#

HAHHA

twin bear
frosty tulip
#

It's crucial

stone meadow
heavy ivy
#

the whole "immigrants are ruining the states" is such a crazy thing
like, brother
I am an immigrant
you are an immigrant

twin bear
#

Well

stone meadow
#

most of these gullible facebook users are 40+

plush cobalt
stone meadow
#

they are too old to tell whats what anymore

vital marten
twin bear
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So then every single person is an immigrant

toxic relic
#

revolutionised?

twin bear
#

Cuz at one point

toxic relic
#

do you mean colonised

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or stolen

vital marten
#

Knowing the history, I have no problem with immigration but rather the pace of it

twin bear
#

U came to that place

frosty tulip
stone meadow
#

im also seeing some of those awful american pickups occasionally

plush cobalt
vital marten
stone meadow
#

and you can tell they arent built for most of the worlds roads

vital marten
#

Idk the proper word

stone meadow
#

massive units that cannot park in most places

twin bear
#

Crime is rising in the us because of criminals

subtle shoal
#

ive started listening to duster

stone meadow
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barely fit in a single lane

subtle shoal
#

it's so over for me

twin bear
#

It that way for everywhere tho tbf

plush cobalt
subtle shoal
#

🥀

frosty tulip
heavy ivy
twin bear
frosty tulip
#

And they never even utilize the car properly, the most they ever haul is a few grocery bags from a shopping trip

vital marten
#

67% of the people who signed the Texas Declaration of Independence were American with many of them having just recently immigrated from the United States

toxic relic
vital marten
#

Immigration ain’t bad but the pace needs to be kept stable

toxic relic
#

pace deez nuts in your mouth bro

vital marten
#

Not the sour patch I was looking for

heavy ivy
toxic relic
stone meadow
heavy ivy
#

most cars in the united states are rated as SUV's for much looser emission regulations, resulting in everything getting bigger and worse for the environment anyways

neat moat
toxic relic
#

status symbol

twin bear
#

It was fine to come over in mass when there wasn't a million ppl tryna get to where they want, now the population is far to big and we're seeing the consequences

neat moat
stone meadow
toxic relic
#

this is like buying second hand bmws or lines of g wagons to show off your gas money

heavy ivy
stone meadow
#

leave it to corporations to abuse every loophole for financial gain at the cost of everyone

frosty tulip
twin bear
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I like bmw just not the emissions

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Then again idgaf abt that since its me

tender igloo
#

you guys should see the american trucks in texas lmao, the other day one drove by let me find a pic

dawn jewel
#

@icy vigil thank you

toxic relic
#

this is the way

heavy ivy
frosty tulip
#

It's getting to a point where in a few years time, I will not be surprised to see those guys escalate to just driving actual monster trucks everywhere

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Monster truck plowing though traffic to reach the Walmart

vital marten
#

65% of Texas trucks are lifted I’d bet

sacred schooner
heavy ivy
stone meadow
tender igloo
#

like this , but they will have texas flags and the flgs of local high school teams lol

dawn jewel
#

Yehey

stone meadow
#

id say there is barely any exaggeration that most of the worlds evil today is due to corporate greed

dawn jewel
#

Pickup truck drivers are shit at drivingdrunk

tender igloo
#

saw one last week and did a double take "wth was that lol"

twin bear
#

Waving a flag isn't bad, when did this become a bad thing

toxic relic
#

where balls eyebrowraise

heavy ivy
frosty tulip
vital marten
frosty tulip
#

Nobody said that

twin bear
#

What's wrong with the obviously destructive truck then

toxic relic
#

i think america rides their flag too hard

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imo

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that shits everywhere its crazy

vital marten
#

Texas flag better

twin bear
#

It's the overuse that makes it cringe to me

stone meadow
frosty tulip
toxic relic
#

its not even a good flag

stone meadow
#

perfect height to blind other drivers

subtle shoal
stone meadow
#

which is probably the intention

twin bear
vital marten
frosty tulip
#

If you get a Mozambique flag on your pickup truck, I'll respect it

toxic relic
#

fr

frosty tulip
#

Get an actual cool flag design on there

stone meadow
#

most countries dont put nearly as much importance on flags as the US does

subtle shoal
#

Wait no

subtle shoal
#

Mississippi

twin bear
#

Us flag is a logo

subtle shoal
#

this shit goes hard i won't lie

twin bear
#

Do ppl not realize america IS a company

frosty tulip
#

It sucks

stone meadow
#

I love the kyrgyz flag

toxic relic
#

its fucking stupid

stone meadow
#

xbox land

frosty tulip
#

But it ain't

toxic relic
#

i fuck with the maori flag

twin bear
#

I like japans flag

toxic relic
vital marten
neat moat
stone meadow
twin bear
#

Most Americans don't even respect the flag so it has no meaning

stone meadow
#

that is not normal

quasi slate
#

stop blaming yourself and others Learn feng shui and blame the furniture

vital marten
#

Yall don’t pledge allegiance to your country as a kid until adulthood?

toxic relic
#

pledge allegiance to amazon

vital marten
#

W h a t

frosty tulip
frosty tulip
#

Still pretty good tho

#

Come on bro it is

stone meadow
#

I did the whole signing the national anthem every day in kyrgystan in school as a carryover FROM THE SOVIET UNION

frosty tulip
#

That is a wave

toxic relic
neat moat
stone meadow
#

an actual dictatorship

toxic relic
#

real

twin bear
#

Hey man

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Lets see where it goes

tender igloo
vital marten
toxic relic
#

i see what you mean though bro

frosty tulip
twin bear
#

I have a feeling my fictional lore abt the US is becoming real

tender igloo
#

meanwhile texas with its 4 colors

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lol

#

i want a flower

frosty tulip
#

What I can remember is that it's shit

stone meadow
toxic relic
#

i know more of the welsh anthem than i do "my country's" anthem

stone meadow
#

like again its literally from the soviet times

twin bear
#

I will bring these potatoes to the conscript barracks for victory

stone meadow
#

and its less "patriotic" than that

frosty tulip
stone meadow
twin bear
#

I'll only fight for defense but idk if y'all heard but ig we're gonna pull a silly soon

stone meadow
#

I had to memorise the kyrgyz one tho

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not that i remember it now

toxic relic
vital marten
toxic relic
#

i think learning national anthems and doing pledges is stupid

stone meadow
twin bear
#

Not as silly as starting another massive conflict

vital marten
#

I can’t flip on any news about America without looking like moayi

twin bear
#

At least in 40 years

vital marten
neat moat
#

its litteral brainwashing

toxic relic
#

frog is right though, that is some ussr shit

neat moat
#

it being annoying is the least of your worries

tender igloo
#

lol

plush cobalt
#

I simply didn't do the pledge of allegiance

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That's how I became so Awesome

stone meadow
#

how do you manage that

toxic relic
#

the post stalin one

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yeah lol

vital marten
stone meadow
#

How long do you need to do the pledge for in the us

vital marten
#

Till end of highschool, idk if they do it in college

plush cobalt
#

Like how long per day or how many years?

tender igloo
stone meadow
#

Till the end of high school??

plush cobalt
#

Yeah

tender igloo
#

its great, like the south doesnt have enough shit to kill us, here have this bug

toxic relic
#

18 years is crazy

stone meadow
#

we only had ours till i think secondary

plush cobalt
#

It wasn't done for me in college, maybe in some super weird schools

stone meadow
#

again, how is it worse than in a literal soviet system

plush cobalt
#

They still got “one nation under god” in that pledge

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Wild

neat moat
#

america is the master of propaganda

stone meadow
#

honestly a lot of things that are absolutely insane just get glossed over

twin bear
#

it works on everyone

neat moat
#

thats one thing they did right

toxic relic
#

if im honest, i had to sing the khmer anthem before school started but that was just kindergarten [still stupid]
the fact that america does the same for longer is insane

stone meadow
vital marten
#

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

twin bear
#

says in god we trust on the dollar bill still

vital marten
#

I had to look it up I forgot the words

toxic relic
#

lmao gottem

plush cobalt
#

If you asked the average American whether they think the government is truly secular they'd answer “what does secular mean”

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And those who know would say no

vital marten
#

Ian doing all that shit

stone meadow
neat moat
twin bear
#

conscript the children and send them to the east, we alrdy have the means 🥀

vital marten
#

Really

twin bear
#

it aint interesting to me

toxic relic
#

american discovers cultural differences

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in real time

tender igloo
#

i ahve to get a god da

#

shit

plush cobalt
vital marten
#

As if

fair yacht
vital marten
#

We ain’t there yet

neat moat
twin bear
#

following up on nk it makes me think the US aint that good at propaganda

stone meadow
plush cobalt
neat moat
#

one views it as a restoration while the over sees it as a perversion

toxic relic
plush cobalt
#

When I was very young not saying it made some people a little upset

stone meadow
#

but again reality especially lately is stranger than fiction

#

anything goes these days

plush cobalt
#

But I thought my parents told me not to say the pledge so I didn't (my sister later told me that didn't happen, but I'm glad I imagined it)

neat moat
toxic relic
#

im talking about shit like christmas and whatever

neat moat
#

what

vital marten
stone meadow
#

oh talking about crazy but true things

neat moat
#

thats like almost everywhere, Chrismass

plush cobalt
#

The War on Christmas is lost. The US has fallen. The grocery store worker told me “Happy Holidays.” Are we really okay, as a nation, with the Murder of God?

stone meadow
#

the fact our modern concept of santa is influenced by the coca cola corp is crazy

vital marten
toxic relic
neat moat
#

wdym

plush cobalt
toxic relic
#

christmas isnt "almost everywhere"

stone meadow
toxic relic
#

its like expecting a non american to celebrate 4th of july

stone meadow
#

over half the world doesnt have christmas

twin bear
#

christmas is the biggest scam ever

toxic relic
#

what the fuck is a hindu or muslim person gonna do with christmas

plush cobalt
vital marten
toxic relic
#

some do celebrate it ofc maybe with friends or its a bank holiday or whatever but yknow what i mean

plush cobalt
#

Holiday, look inside: old tradition warped by consumerism

stone meadow
#

Most of asia doesnt have christmas and most of asia is most of the world

toxic relic
#

real

vital marten
#

Black Friday isn’t even on Friday anymore

toxic relic
#

songkran is better than christmas

stone meadow
#

Central asian post soviet countries got a similar holiday, new years, but it isnt christmas

plush cobalt
stone meadow
#

China has chinese new year

vital marten
#

We have presale and then Black Friday and then Black Friday weekend and then cyber Monday which is basically Black Friday now since they let the “deals” go on for the entire week

stone meadow
#

I only started celebrating christmas when i moved to the uk

vital marten
#

With all this and online orders + exclusive discounts to use online.. the Black Friday rush in America died

plush cobalt
#

I've never celebrated Christmas

toxic relic
#

i remember going to thailand every april with my uncles for the week of new years. best memories i have with them ngl

plush cobalt
#

Nor Halloween. It was interesting seeing the holidays from within a culture in which they're important while not participating

stone meadow
stone meadow
#

Looked cool on the media

twin bear
#

its cool for kids

plush cobalt
#

I'll probably celebrate it for the first time this year bc my partner loves halloween, but idr know how

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Like I don't think we're the age for trick-or-treating lol

toxic relic
#

partner

twin bear
#

but then u got half naked cat people and grown men taking up kids candy

stone meadow
#

well, for adults instead of trick or treating halloween is an excuse for a piss up in costumes

burnt kite
#

tung

stone meadow
#

And i for one love it

stone meadow
#

I was a mage for the halloween 2 years ago, and a knight for the halloween last year

plush cobalt
#

Time to find a Halloween party to cosplay crash

stone meadow
#

idk what i wanna be this year

toxic relic
#

discord mod

twin bear
#

ive seen almost naked mfers on the streets they need to crack down on that shit

toxic relic
#

your true form

plush cobalt
#

He can't just go as himself

stone meadow
neat moat
vital marten
#

I haven’t Halloween in many years

#

Probably lame now

neat moat
#

A lot of places have it last I saw

toxic relic
neat moat
#

I see

stone meadow
toxic relic
#

as i said, christmas f tier unless you do eastern european then is d tier

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songkran s tier

plush cobalt
#

A lot of places “have it” in the same way that a lot of places have non-native plants in greenhouses, but on a smaller scale

stone meadow
plush cobalt
#

Like anywhere that has Christians will probably have Christmas in some form

#

And it's a pretty popular religion

toxic relic
#

indeed

stone meadow
#

Most post soviet states, which is a lot of the world, have new years instead

stone meadow
#

Its a similar kind of celebration except not religious

twin bear
#

china is so big theres someone for everything

twin bear
stone meadow
#

We celebrate chinese new years too

stone meadow
twin bear
#

like groups of ppl getting drunk and making stuff akward for families

toxic relic
#

🤨

stone meadow
#

kids should not be out by the time the adulst come out to party

twin bear
#

im all for public intoxication just dont block off roads with ur antics

subtle shoal
#

nvm nvm

subtle shoal
twin bear
stone meadow
#

but tbh the us has weird times for their nights out

twin bear
#

it sucks ass

plush cobalt
#

I think non-sexual nudity should be more normalized but I'm aware that's not a very popular take

#

Obviously that doesn't apply to overt sexuality

#

Just a relevant thought

toxic relic
#

real

polar kernel
#

RAAAHHH

toxic relic
#

im not really bothered

stone meadow
twin bear
#

well hard to make nudity on Halloween not sexual given the state of costumes

stone meadow
#

it will be seen that way due to our current standards

plush cobalt
#

So it'll just be perpetuated

twin bear
stone meadow
#

unfortunately that will not go away for a long time

toxic relic
#

i dont really see families and drunk chavs in the same circles

stone meadow
#

if at all

quasi slate
stone meadow
twin bear
#

coming from a trash city thats all u see

stone meadow
#

and earliest people go out is 8

toxic relic
#

im not really sure how this hypothetical translates to reality if at all so idk if its ever an issue

plush cobalt
#

I will escape the logic of sexual breasts in my own mind and I will express my will fervently when the hivemind forms

stone meadow
#

and over the years i see less and less trick or treating in general tbh

burnt kite
#

babushka

stone meadow
#

which is kind of a shame

toxic relic
#

baba

toxic relic
burnt kite
#

babulya

twin bear
#

doesnt help that certain groups of ppl prey on kids during this time

toxic relic
#

🤨

stone meadow
#

I think thats mostly fear mongering

bronze moat
#

Cute spooder. 20+ years of her family making webs by my front door and deck

stone meadow
#

And nothing stops adults from going with their kids, if anything it would be encouraged

twin bear
#

13 kids went missing last year in buffalo i am fear mongered

twin bear
twin bear
#

u want to have kids yet spend every second trying to get away from them

stone meadow
#

Its similar to "your kids candy has razor blades/drugs in it"

twin bear
#

its that now but with fent

stone meadow
#

when it happened maybe once if at all

stone meadow
twin bear
#

and thats the oldest trick in the book to steal candy from the little shit

burnt kite
#

what are yall mad for

#

free fent

stone meadow
#

its all bs

twin bear
#

lets me check ur candy

#

so i can eat it all

stone meadow
#

just stirring up controversy

bronze moat
plush cobalt
#

But the news told me it's real so it must be

stone meadow
#

the 24 hour news cycle has had disastrous consequences on our society

#

anything remotely controversial must become news

twin bear
#

24 hrs of news but barely any news

toxic relic
#

cant even read the newspapers anymore dude

burnt kite
toxic relic
#

theyre full of crack wacko conspiracy shit

twin bear
#

people dying from a flood and the news wants to talk abt the newest talking point on labubu

bronze moat
twin bear
#

cant even trust .org shit sometimes

toxic relic
# burnt kite how so

mate majority of corpos still admitting to the newspapers here are old nut jobs

twin bear
#

cdc was tweakin when covid hit

toxic relic
#

i picked up a national news and local paper at the airport and decided to chuck it after reading a few pieces

#

crazy

twin bear
#

time to play some propaganda

stone meadow
toxic relic
stone meadow
#

who lean towards these sorts of wacko conspiracies

bronze moat
#

People forget that the United States Senate literally held to hearing about video game violence. And the same people that did that are still in power today.

Mortal Kombat and Night Trap we’re literally accuse Tom of Santa floor of causing the vast majority of violence in America.

People believed it back then. People still believe it now. And all those dudes are still running things.

stone meadow
toxic relic
#

real

#

a lot of xenophobia and racism

stone meadow
bronze moat
#

Sorry for the typos. Voice text

stone meadow
#

its just another symptom of blaming literally anything but the actual problems

twin bear
#

shit rock was the devils music for awhile

#

or rap

toxic relic
#

rap top 3 music

stone meadow
#

cant be held responsible if it was some boogieman's fault

plush cobalt
#

US news: the children are in danger on Halloween because of drugs and predators
Cars:

toxic relic
#

its hard to use "hip hop" cause the concept of hip hop is so nebulous but rap and rnb top 3 music

twin bear
#

vox? dam

stone meadow