general_chat

[twin bear]

And changed only a little bit

[stone meadow]

If there is one thing you cants say about tarkov is that its not something that doesnt have effort behind it

Its a lightning in a bottle thats just incredibly mishandled

[twin bear]

Spaghetti code or not eft is an insane example of unity having good games

[stone meadow]

Its a shame theyre stuck with unity lol

I just know theyre cursing themselves

[twin bear]

Yeah was just abt to say its preventing them from making it run better for sure

[stone meadow]

it prevents them from doing a lot of things i imagine

they probably never expected it to be this popular

[twin bear]

Unity is not built for that shit

[vital marten]

EFT is ran on unity?

[twin bear]

Yeppers

[stone meadow]

they had contract wars on unity before and taht was fine cause it was a literal browser game

[vital marten]

Shitting the bed

[stone meadow]

but a proper game cannot be ran on something that light

[twin bear]

Bro I just remembered

[stone meadow]

yeah cause BSG had lots of experience with unity due to their previous browser based games

[twin bear]

Ab uses ai generated models

Pretty sure almost every logo and decal design is ai too

[stone meadow]

I played CW on the russian social network odnoklassniki on an old ass broswer, its kinda crazy how much they got out of it tbh

[stone meadow]

ab stands for

[twin bear]

Ass blaster

[stone meadow]

of course

[twin bear]

Arena breakout more like arena lashout

[stone meadow]

right it was on the tip of my tongue

yeah its a tencent game

what did anyone expect really

[vital marten]

Thinking about playing tarkov until you get to the Launcher Download Screen

Shit moves so slow it’s basically an Elden ring boss

[twin bear]

Mobile players thought they were the shit for awhile cuz of ab

[stone meadow]

its good that tarkov has competition to get a kick up their ass

but AB is definitely not a good game

theres also 2 VR tarkov ripoffs lol

and neither are very good tbh

[twin bear]

Contractors > tabor

[vital marten]

A bunch of my friends tryna get me on AB

Idk the extraction shooter genre is as dead as battle royal to me

[stone meadow]

yeah tabor sucks, for a game thats meant to be purely a tarkov vr ripoff

So fuckin clunky

[twin bear]

Runs way better and the maps are actually good tabor is goofy and the dev is a douche from wut I've heard

[stone meadow]

The first game i find a g36 and my gun gets phased through the wall

cause i didnt grab it right from the case

[twin bear]

Or throwing ur bag to have it fall thru the floor

[stone meadow]

Havent given contractors tarkov clone a go but havent played tabor since then either

[twin bear]

Contractors is pretty decent, the pvp is fun

Not a big fan of PvP in vr anymore I moved on from onward comp and shit

[stone meadow]

Tbh theres nothing like vr pvp out there rn

But yeah it is quite sweaty

[harsh vault]

isnt contractors the game that made tarkov

upid

[stone meadow]

Also somehow theres still people who cheat in vr?

like how

and why

[twin bear]

I miss vr battlegrounds

That game was amazing

[twin bear]

Keyword vr

[stone meadow]

I got a vr stock to play onward properly, vr is actually a medium where paying for physical attachments gives you an advantage

[harsh vault]

oh

[stone meadow]

Sniping without a stock with my shaky ass dyspraxic hands is almost impossible

[stone meadow]

you played pop one?

[twin bear]

impossible for almost anyone tbh

[twin bear]

havent tried that one yet

looks fun tho

🥀 i insured everything

got nothing but a fuckass pm mag back

[stone meadow]

oh its old now

it released back during Q1

its basically dead now

fortnite in vr is its claim to fame

[twin bear]

dam thats unfortunate

im not sure why fortnite hasnt tried to make a vr mode yet

[stone meadow]

It was really fun when it was poppin

[twin bear]

would make a ton of money

[stone meadow]

i was regularly in top 10

[twin bear]

could u climb in it

i love vr climbing

[stone meadow]

and i also destroyed my left conroller

yes you could

[twin bear]

just tall so i hit the ceiling alot

[stone meadow]

thats why i destroyed my controller

[twin bear]

lmao

[stone meadow]

i tried climbing so fast i smacked my controllers together

knocked whatever sensors were in my joystick

had pernament stick drift

thats when i learned they discontinued rift S and quest 1 controllers

so i couldnt buy another

bought a quest 2 and havent used it much

[twin bear]

dude yeah my brothers setup is so old now that he has to buy a new setup if he breaks even one thing

if i get vr its gonna be cordless tho

i hate being choked out by a long ass cable

[stone meadow]

wait you dont have a vr setup?

were you using your brothers for all of it

[stone meadow]

you can run a quest 3, 3s or 2 easily off wireless over wifi but you need FAST wifi to make use of it

also, you will need a battery pack or something cause the quests have like 2-3 hours gameplay at most

but yeah it isnt the most fun time whenyou stand on your cable

[quiet siren]

Got a quest 3s recently

Been loving it

[stone meadow]

I had my head snapped back many times standing up on my cable

[stone meadow]

thing is i dont wanna get a 3 or 3s until the next gen is out or announced

[quiet siren]

I can play into the radius 2 and hard bullet now which is awesome

[stone meadow]

I got the quest 1 one of the first, and they released the quest 2 so fast

And discontinued q1 along with its spare parts

[quiet siren]

Devs still supported the quest 2 for a fair bit after the 3 released iirc

[stone meadow]

Now i got a 2 i dont wanna get a new one till we get a 4 or something. I do really want that higher FOV

[twin bear]

i had one but i dropped it and gave the controllers to my cousin

but yeah been using my bros for the past 4 years now

[quiet siren]

Some devs still support the quest 2 but not nearly as many since the 3/3s are so much easier to optimize for

[stone meadow]

I use my Quest as a pcvr anywsy

[twin bear]

he barely uses it so it stays in my bag 😭

[stone meadow]

so it dont matter to me how standalone is treated

[quiet siren]

Ah

I do standalone, my laptop can barely run PZ on low settings 😭

[stone meadow]

Fair enough lol

Tbh quests standalone are already pretty impressive

[twin bear]

my laptop likes to give me 50 fps on streets but when i turn the pop up in pz

[stone meadow]

especially with the ports

[twin bear]

it brings it down to its knees

[stone meadow]

got most of the big titles available

albeit in a lot more downgraded form

[misty finch]

when is b42 mp

[stone meadow]

just for that, i deleted it

[twin bear]

they did pavlov dirty with quest compat

ngl

[stone meadow]

really?

[twin bear]

im not a huge pavlov guy tho

[stone meadow]

back when it was pavlov shack, it was a pretty good port

[quiet siren]

Yeah, it's somehow able to run ITR2

[twin bear]

yeah it looks like buns but wut can u expect tbf

[quiet siren]

That game is insane and it's early beta

[stone meadow]

i cannot do vr horror

[twin bear]

when they make the treadmills commercial price i wll be buying one

[stone meadow]

it sends me into a panic

[twin bear]

vr metro tho

insanely scary

[stone meadow]

I played that justin royland game

accointing vr

and it had that easter egg that turned it into a horror

[quiet siren]

It's the fucking spiders

[twin bear]

great i gotta run streets and kill kebans guards

[stone meadow]

and I was sweating cold sweat

[twin bear]

time to die

[stone meadow]

it was horrible vr horror fucks me up too badly

[twin bear]

those things arent only annoying but reduce my life span i swear

[stone meadow]

What i love most is proper VR ports personally

[quiet siren]

Maybe I'm just a bit desensitized to horror stuff, but I rarely get scared by ITR2

Some panic moments, sure, but most games give you those

[stone meadow]

there is a huge untapped market for flatscreen classic games to VR

[twin bear]

hl in vr is fun asf

[stone meadow]

yep

so good

even though it wasnt meant for it

[twin bear]

valve make more vr halflife games dammit

alyx wasnt enough

[stone meadow]

i never finished alyx

[twin bear]

make hl1+2 offical vr

[stone meadow]

i really should

[twin bear]

alyx had some annoying puzzles but they werent hard at least

i cant get hl2 vr to work proprly it doesnt detect the headset 🥀 dont know wut i did to make it undetectable

[stone meadow]

tbh the ports we got are already really good

i mean HL1 vr is entirely portable

thats crazy

[twin bear]

valve does like paying ppl for stuff like that

they should pay the devs for the build

[stone meadow]

what headset is it?

[twin bear]

i dont mind it being free tho ngl

i think its one of the first oculus headsets

[stone meadow]

if you force it through steam/open vr you should be able to make it work

yeah you can do that then

Thats one of the things i hate avout pcvr

[twin bear]

i completely forgot abt force open

[stone meadow]

its already a pain to set up your headset and playspace to play vr

if you have to then troubleshoot how to grt something to work

[twin bear]

its rly painful when u got an 8 yr old tryna walk behind u without saying anything as well

[stone meadow]

you just cba to play anymore

[stone meadow]

but when its working its so good

[quiet siren]

No idea how I survived this

[twin bear]

played like 25ish hours straight with some random guy

[stone meadow]

Assetto corsa is a great VR game that requires quite a bit of effort but is so worth it

[twin bear]

on onward of all games

[twin bear]

u ever heard of the hogwarts legacy vr mod

[stone meadow]

also it runs on seriously weak hardware, that was on my gtx 1650 like 8 years ago

[twin bear]

barely playable control wise but it looks insane

[stone meadow]

what i wanna try is cyberpunk 2077 in vr

[twin bear]

same

[stone meadow]

theres a pretty good mod for it i hear

[twin bear]

even tarkov vr is great until i open the ui

then my eyes behold hell

also runs like fucking dooty on bigger maps could only run factory and shoreline😭

[stone meadow]

is that virtual stock?

[stone meadow]

tarkov vr??

ive heard of it but never seen it

[twin bear]

yeah it was an spt mod

dont know if its updated for the new version tho

dam spt devs break the older versions half the time

[stone meadow]

its not 6dof is it

your face points at your crosshair i assume

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/look-smile-smirk-breezy-moves-ornery-gif-3520545

its not bad actually

[stone meadow]

no way is it actually interactive?

[twin bear]

u controll ur hands but still get animation locked

only issue i have it with mainly

so reloading and stuff is locked but u can peak over corners and shit at least

makes factory insanely ez

[stone meadow]

im so glad i can shit around corners

what pc did you play this on, the specs

[twin bear]

id have to ask my brother since i play spt on his setup now, havent been able to run spt in months

almost a year rly

gonna have to wait for the next patch most likely since they fixed alot of bs

[stone meadow]

Ok VR mod is compatible with spt 3.11

latest

[twin bear]

dam

they updated that fast

[stone meadow]

last update jun 13th 2025

thats fuckin crazy

i gotta try it

[stone meadow]

was it anything beefy tho

I got a pretty beefy rig myself

[pale berry]

@twin bear yo wanna play

[twin bear]

it wasnt the best its like mid tier

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-color-gif-16224431

the fuck happened to rdr2

[stone meadow]

hmm.ok

was it better than a 3090

[twin bear]

ill ask him rn

[stone meadow]

i have a 7900xt which is better than a 3090

[stone meadow]

thx

[twin bear]

2080

[stone meadow]

ok well

what maps did that run

[twin bear]

factory, labs, shoreline and the rest crashed

well it didnt rly crash

[stone meadow]

if it ran shoreline im probably good

[twin bear]

just went black

[stone meadow]

Maybe not streets but i could run most

[twin bear]

99% sure itll run any map now tbh

[stone meadow]

thats crazy im gonna try out spt vr when i can

well if i find time

im going on holiday end of week

[twin bear]

oh das right spt is behind a few updates, streets may still be a mess to run

[pale berry]

You mean gsr2?

[stone meadow]

well i got a ryzen 7 5800x3d for spt

even though shortly after i got it i barely played it

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-eft-escape-from-tarkov-gif-25066930

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-rdr2-red-dead-gif-20872214

[stone meadow]

welp im still in high end pc territory, just barely according to 3dmark

I swear i will never be satisfied with my pc

[twin bear]

i wish companies would move on from tryna make every game run on a shitbrick

[stone meadow]

unless I buy the literal top of the line

[stone meadow]

oh they dont

they rely on upscaling

like crazy

why optimize the game for anything but the very top tier when you can just have your users use fsr 3/4.0 or DLSS 3/4 on performance

i didnt buy a 3090ti equivalent just to have modern games barelt have me around the High preset using FSR

[twin bear]

friggin cod lying abt system reqs

i dont wanna lag into the floor after jumping 😭

doesnt even run on the original xbox 1

but u can sure as hell fill ur drive up with wz bs

[burnt kite]

fuck i fell

i had so many trashbags

[stone meadow]

apparently activision figured out how to compress

its now like 20-30gb, or so i heard

[twin bear]

still aint worth downloading with the current state of cod🥀

but thats crazy

[stone meadow]

tbh as i said earlier, Im more pissed off about the guns

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-trash-chores-rubbish-trash-bin-gif-18014047

cod guns are so ass

[stone meadow]

they keep making them worse and worse

[twin bear]

they ruined the best ones they had

[neat moat]

grand theft garbage

[burnt kite]

I got lost in an infinite commie block

[stone meadow]

MW guns were at least almost the same as the real thing

BO6 ones

they were put in the microwave

[twin bear]

put a red dot on this rifle that doesnt have one 🗣️

like vanguard

[neat moat]

pokadot gun

why have 1 dot when you can have many?

[twin bear]

this reminds me

a game coming out called misery

ps2 looking stalker thing

[stone meadow]

its not even that, idc about that

this is NOT an asval

or even a real gun

its a fucked up vikhr

with the supressor in the wrong place

theres more examples of fucked up guns in bo6 but this is the one i remember the most

[twin bear]

That's what happens when u hire people high on meth for modeling

I'm a crazy man, I burn my meat for taste

[burnt kite]

looks lowk fun with the procedural generation

[stone meadow]

thats meant to be burnt anyway

[stone meadow]

thats what happens when you get corporate drones in charge of games

activision blizzard, worth 75 billion dollars, can afford gun licensing

[twin bear]

hell yeah wanna get it when it comes out

we can play it

[twin bear]

i cant stand undercooked kielbasa

and agreed the drones ruined the designs

[stone meadow]

eh it cant be undercooked anyway cause it was meant to be eaten that way

idk if anyone was brought up in a post soviet country here but

sandwich with the sausage down on the tongue tastes better

[burnt kite]

sure

as long as it doesnt hurt my wallet

[twin bear]

it shouldnt be more than 20 bucks

better not be

[burnt kite]

just realised I havent eaten anything again

ravaging the kitchen rn

[twin bear]

i wanna try tushonka

[burnt kite]

I don't think I actually had any

[twin bear]

prolly tastes like a taste tho

[void pebble]

greetings! so just for me to finally understand: during helicopter event, do i want to stay inside and never go outside during the event or will the heli find me and attract zombies anyway?

[twin bear]

the heli will come no matter what

but the zombies will only be there for the sound

so u can hide

[void pebble]

oh, so the heli attracts zombies towards my position either way, but as long as they dont see or hear me they wont come for me specifically?

[twin bear]

yeah

[void pebble]

alright, thanks

[twin bear]

they will still try to break into where ur hiding if u make any noise so be careful

gambling

[void pebble]

honestly i think ill disable it in future playthroughs

[twin bear]

just to get head eyes

[twin bear]

it is a sandbox after all its not a bad thing to dislike the event

[void pebble]

i mean its fun for a couple of times and i understand you can lure away zombies from populated areas and loot in peace after (given you have the skill, which i dont ) , but it happening every single time is starting to break immersion somewhat

[twin bear]

i always turn the heli off since i play with sprinters

[void pebble]

oof, something i havent been brave enough for yet

[twin bear]

i always run a scav to warm up

[twin bear]

theyre ez once u get into the swing of things but yeah they can be a bit much for newer players

[void pebble]

i really do hope if there ever is a zombie apocalypse in real life there wont be sprinters

[twin bear]

anything but 28 days later zombies

not even zombies at that point just crackheads with a mission

[void pebble]

idk what those do

never seen it

[twin bear]

i have an idea

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/28days-later-28weeks-later-zombie-rage-virus-gif-25227049

yeah im good on these being real f that

[void pebble]

damn

i mean tbf with twd zombies its hard to believe people actually die

i mean i get it in the beginning and in cities, but honestly just move

[quasi slate]

KPOP DEMON HUNTERS x FORTNITE — VERY SOON

[burnt kite]

anything but half life

[stone meadow]

its certainly a meat

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/sushi-sushi-time-love-sushi-smell-smell-hard-gif-1046592906549788877

[fathom igloo]

iOS 26 is weirddddd

[stone meadow]

thats why i love pz lore so much

its basically rhe only zombie lore where shamblers make sense

[void pebble]

pz lore is really dope, there is a video on yt where a guy made a video out of all the radio transmissions

[stone meadow]

another popular canned good is called a tourists breakfast

[fathom igloo]

Bring Murphy to PZ

[stone meadow]

yeah the radio lore is cool

theres even more inworld lore now with b42

[dawn jewel]

@upbeat spear ewawa

[stone meadow]

radio and ingame texts

[stone meadow]

also, answering this. If when you hear the heli you were indoors, it means the heli has not spotted you

if you were outdoors for even a tiny bit, the heli knows where you are

[fathom igloo]

And it means you should immediately go outside

Hehehe

[stone meadow]

if it doesnt know where you are, it will do a couple passes overhead

[void pebble]

thanks, i think i disabled it and forgot about disabling it anyway

[stone meadow]

that will attract some zombies, but they wont know where you are sn dwill disperse quick enough

if you were outside for any amount of time when you can hear heli at all, even if super faint,then itll lock onto you

[stone meadow]

And then itll attract all the zombies in the area to you

[fathom igloo]

And that’s the fun part

[stone meadow]

in that case dont stay at base, leave the area

[void pebble]

[stone meadow]

the day i can shoot that fucker down vanilla is the day i find peace

im gonna use my indie stone influence to make the heli pilot killable

[fathom igloo]

How funny would it be if this triggered an event where all zombies turn into Spiffo and hunt you down

[burnt kite]

lord help me, he has been choosing for the past 10 minutes

[stone meadow]

I run scav way too much in live

[void pebble]

6 friggin pm, im just entering an area crowded with zombies, guess wtf im starting to hear

[stone meadow]

just walk away

[fathom igloo]

Helicopter helicopter 🎶

[void pebble]

i need water, my guy is thirsty

[stone meadow]

go into the woods

walk through a house

drink some water from a toilet

[fathom igloo]

Valid

[fathom igloo]

Ok MOE

[void pebble]

i tried breaking into a house but the window said no

[stone meadow]

Break it

[void pebble]

aight ima try breaking into a building, fetch some water and im outa there

[lyric galleon]

you attract what you fear the most

[stone meadow]

Im so scared of 1 billion dollars

[fathom igloo]

I fear 500 billion usd

Damnit

[stone meadow]

wow someone got big dreams

[fathom igloo]

My evil lair targeting Omar is expensive

Also taxes

[void pebble]

hmmmm so the heli is now right over me but the zombies dont react, they just stand and walk around like usual

[lyric galleon]

im afraid of waking up well rested

god forbid im lucid enough for the rest of the day

[fathom igloo]

Did you know the 1 billion usd lottery winner has to pay like over 40% of that in taxes

[stone meadow]

try to stay upstairs

if you have an upstairs

[lyric galleon]

is that reason for that tax is that you payed money to get more money?

[stone meadow]

oh no i only have 600 mil????

Basically in poverty atp

[fathom igloo]

That doesn’t account for what they take out prior if you pick the lump sum. The annuity is the only way you get even half of what’s advertised

[stone meadow]

honestly im all for getting tax for large amounts wherever possible..now if only we could actually tax the ghouls that own 90% of the riches

[void pebble]

as said, im in an area with zombies and hear the heli loud above me, zombies dont do anythin; idk whats going on, ive kinda noticed that when i tried to lure zombies once, they didnt really do anything

[stone meadow]

its noy worth it getting the annuity cause at least you can make the lump sum work for you

thats what i read anyway

not like aby of us are getting it

[lyric galleon]

what if we invested towards space travel instead to eliminate the limited resources and space problem

[fathom igloo]

SAID WHO? The annuity is guaranteed income for 30 years and transfers to your estate if you die. Most lottery winners go broke because they pick the lump sum then can’t afford the taxes on their “investments”

[fathom igloo]

Yeah it feels rigged

[burnt kite]

not if I eat the mona lisa

[stone meadow]

its not accounting for any inflation or changes in value

[fathom igloo]

Just like of an American leaves the US you still have to pay taxes to America until you die

[stone meadow]

the only reason lump sum would lose out is if the person themselved fucked up

[lyric galleon]

thats a thing?

[stone meadow]

and yeah, if you cannot physically handle your money thats probably better

[fathom igloo]

That’s why you hope to win a high enough amount and be the sole winner lol

[stone meadow]

but you get more by getting it all in lump sum then putting that money literally in anything

hell even just putting it into a bank acc with annual interest

[twin bear]

got killed by six usecs camping in klimov

i love streets!

[fathom igloo]

2 people won the 1.75 b lottery last time so that’s split, depending on state they take their cut the the irs takes theirs

[twin bear]

had a fucking rusted bloody key and i die at extract

great game design

[fathom igloo]

But the lump sum is way less.

[stone meadow]

what if we made the 1% people hogging 90% of the limited resource share with the other 99%

[twin bear]

ofc i was forced to run up and around the entire group

[stone meadow]

yes, it is

[twin bear]

just to reach the dam stairs

[fathom igloo]

The lump sum for over a billion is 420 million not including taxes, that’s a scam lol

[stone meadow]

but the annual amount will remain static

regardless of how much the currency may devalue

[fathom igloo]

Blasphemy but who would make us hate other poor people just like us

[stone meadow]

You will lose out in the long term

[stone meadow]

true, we need that niche filled

[fathom igloo]

No it goes up each year by at least 5%

[stone meadow]

inflation rate went up to 19% in 2023

[fathom igloo]

First year payout would have been 14m second year was like 18m and so on, I forget the actual percentage

[stone meadow]

for the uk at least

[fathom igloo]

But with that kind of money you wouldn’t even care

[stone meadow]

with the instability of the world, its simply not worth it to stay withthat

[stone meadow]

i mean yeah either way youd be fine, but you could get more money one way

[fathom igloo]

1.75 billion would be so nice rn, I could pay my student loans and then buy some chipotle. Lmfao.

[twin bear]

we were cooked when the gold standard went bye bye

[fathom igloo]

That’s a lot of faith in today’s climate. I’m so scared rn lol

[stone meadow]

we were cooked when corporations were ruled to be people legally

[stone meadow]

wdym

[fathom igloo]

Ruling people at that

[stone meadow]

my opinion is due to a complete lack of faith in the near future

[fathom igloo]

Yay lobbying but I digress 😭

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-inc-mr-waternoose-for-the-good-of-the-company-good-of-the-company-for-the-best-of-the-business-gif-22975410

[burnt kite]

i feel weird

[stone meadow]

i dont trust to be paid out a fair ampunt

for all i know the lottery may simply declare bankrupcy one day

[fathom igloo]

Well yeah good point. Idk I just still feel like it’s pissing away half your money for instant gratification idk though

[twin bear]

lmao died 3 mins in to sniper scav

idek where snipers are on streets fuck

[stone meadow]

its rhe only guarantee you can have

if you trust the payout you trust that the world wont go to shit and devalue the money by massive amounts, and that the payee doesnt just fold and dissapear

[fathom igloo]

But could that be said about investing the lump sum too?

[stone meadow]

Depends on what you invest it in

simply having it all is already more secuirty

If you invest it into something that has to do well or the world is fucked, then ur fine

like govt bonds or the s&p

if those fail, then we have bigger issues than money

or simply having it in a major bank

[fathom igloo]

Well multiple

[stone meadow]

if a big worldwide bank collapses we might be in the apocalypse, st which point money isnt an issue anyway

[fathom igloo]

That way you’re insured

[upbeat spear]

whats up

[narrow rune]

Hi cambrie

[twin bear]

invest in boeing

[stone meadow]

though we're hypothesizing as if any of us will strike it big

[fathom igloo]

FDIC insures up to 250k per person on account so you wouldn’t even definitely need to disperse it

[stone meadow]

which isnt happening

[narrow rune]

I strike it big through crime

[fathom igloo]

Shhhhhhh

[fathom igloo]

Hello moesph

[narrow rune]

Oooh wah ah ah ah

[twin bear]

could be rich one day after finding some cartel money

but u wont be rich long

[fathom igloo]

Frogskis killing my dreams here

[stone meadow]

my companys client is boeing, and ive sent off work to them

[narrow rune]

Just commit crimes

[stone meadow]

i know that that work aint great so no way am i trusting them

[twin bear]

same ppl who make our washing machines make weapons

[quasi slate]

i unboxed a 0.001% snail in fortnite

[twin bear]

crazy shit

[void pebble]

can i just sleep on the floor somehow

[last spoke]

It just keeps GOING

[twin bear]

i just wanna escape

[fathom igloo]

Stealing license plates unfortunately isn’t going to cause you to make it big

[void pebble]

its night, i cant see shit and im in the middle of the woods

[narrow rune]

I may have seven soon

I've found another target

[fathom igloo]

Haha

[upbeat spear]

the skin walkers are gunna come get you

[fathom igloo]

What makes it better is when you accidentally put it on 24 hour days

[void pebble]

honestly at this point im just sitting in the dark, hoping nothing is coming by

[void pebble]

keep in mind im near the area where the heli found me

[fathom igloo]

I need lots of money to take down the EA empire

My sims will beat their sims, I just need billons lol

[narrow rune]

Labor is so fun

I love carrying heavy stuff around from point A to B

[fathom igloo]

@plush cobalt knows

[fathom igloo]

Yay Stardew

I hate how “cozy” games make chores seem fun but irl they are not

[narrow rune]

oh I meant irl

I lugged like 30 tanks around from a van to a barn

[fathom igloo]

Boooooooo

[narrow rune]

And some more wood stacking

I been on that grind lately it's so fun

[fathom igloo]

Even more booooooooo

[narrow rune]

oh hush cambrie

im sorry ur frail bones can't carry more then 5 pounds

[fathom igloo]

I literally have children I have to carry lol

And giant dogs

[narrow rune]

children weigh like 3 pounds

[fathom igloo]

My ten year old didn’t get the memo

[junior vale]

they should make me in charge of the cyberpunk updates so that I can ensure that we will NEVER get new content, and the only changes that will be made will be to photo mode exclusively

[narrow rune]

I got to play with heavy machinery yesterday

I don't know why they let me

I also get to play with electricity now, I wired a lightbulb and it DIDNT explode

[fathom igloo]

Someone tell my oldest to slow down

[narrow rune]

Slow down

[fathom igloo]

Bummer

[fathom igloo]

No like forreal she was a baby like yesterday and now she’s about to be a preteen

[narrow rune]

cambrie im going to be an adult soon

[fathom igloo]

Nope

[narrow rune]

yup

[fathom igloo]

Nope not allowed

[narrow rune]

yes allowed actually

They tried to but I don't listen

[fathom igloo]

No, we voted.

[narrow rune]

I veto'd it

(As an adult I know big words such as fantastic and dictionary)

[fathom igloo]

Hahaha

[narrow rune]

Oh and qualificazioni

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/wish-you-were-here-gif-24359193

welcome

my son

[stone meadow]

dont do it

its not fun

refund it

[lilac quarry]

don't listen to him

it's fire

[void pebble]

hydrated, full stomach, energized;

[stone meadow]

Well it is in some ways

[thin wedge]

Yes moe drink and drive

[narrow rune]

Lokiel I wired a lightbulb today and it worked

[void pebble]

ready to crash my car and die

[lilac quarry]

I do not miss being a teenager or a kid

[stone meadow]

true that tbh

[thin wedge]

[stone meadow]

But also i do

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/im-a-renaissance-man-renaissance-rebirth-reawakening-papa-gif-10945569

damn that's sick

[stone meadow]

Depends on what specific memory im nostalgic about

[lilac quarry]

I've never done anything like that

[stone meadow]

you wired a lightbulb? what it need wiring for

[narrow rune]

I've been doing a ton of labor lately and lowkey it's so fun

Carrying heavy stuff fun as shit

[void pebble]

star wars battlefront 2 on ps 2, change my mind

[lilac quarry]

it's rewarding yeah

[stone meadow]

i played it on PC in an internet cafe

[lilac quarry]

one of the things I miss about the trades is the building of a large project over time

like minecraft irl

[stone meadow]

I love making shit

I work every day and something gets made gradually

its great

[narrow rune]

I was stacking wood alone for a few hours Saturday and I ended up just spear throwing it from the pile inside the shed I was having a blast

[lilac quarry]

sometimes I miss building but now my job is equally if not more rewarding for me personally so I'm glad I made the switch

[stone meadow]

Instead of building things youre building people

[lilac quarry]

that's kind of what matters and what to focus on I think, just making things in life fun still

[stone meadow]

back together

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-police-officer-swish-half-court-3pointer-gif-17593640

[stone meadow]

I love using my hands to create things!!! i love bringing an engineering drawing to life!!!

[narrow rune]

I wanna go hiking more often

[lilac quarry]

blink twice

[stone meadow]

i dont love that

[lilac quarry]

such a good hobby

[narrow rune]

I've been getting out and about and doing more stuff recently sense my breakup and it feels really rewarding

[stone meadow]

oh no i actually do love that unironically

[lilac quarry]

I want to visit the US so much because your parks are insane compared to ours (at least how far it is to travel to them for us)

[burnt kite]

accept my order for 115 marble trumpets

[stone meadow]

creating a thing from start to finish from a drawing is so cool

feel like some sort of mage

[lilac quarry]

ah yeah I feel that

sometimes I feel like a necromancer

🧛‍♂️

[narrow rune]

We may be moving houses and I don't want to start packing

[lilac quarry]

moving sucks

[stone meadow]

This thing was in someones head and I made it a real object in our 3d world

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/incrediboy-incredibles-poster-throw-syndrome-gif-17947237037189380740

me when someone has a hobby they enjoy and love

[heavy ivy]

becoming an adult was marked by the transition from "why the fuck does my father have a garage full of random shit" to "one day, i too will build thingamabobs and whizzbangers in my garage"
side note apparently this has been in my clipboard and i accidentally pasted it just now, enjoy

[narrow rune]

Lokiel was part of the riot in Nepal I'm betting

[stone meadow]

i really want my own workshop

[quasi slate]

squid made these games

[stone meadow]

ill be renting for a long time

so i cant invest ina good workshop

this baka gen z life of mine

[narrow rune]

I want a workshop to do more jewrely work but it'll cost thousands of dollars

[heavy ivy]

aww hope you can find a good place at some point frogman, we all want that zomboid tool stash irl for real

[lilac quarry]

I feel you

[burnt kite]

i want the passion to actually do what I allegedly love

[lilac quarry]

what do you allegedly love

[narrow rune]

ya mother

[burnt kite]

music

[lilac quarry]

what kinda music

[burnt kite]

i can almost play, but I never actually get to it

keys

peeano

[lilac quarry]

ah piano interests me quite a bit

[heavy ivy]

piano is cool, i like the noises

[lilac quarry]

much easier to visual scales and chords I hear

[heavy ivy]

really fucking dumb sentence i now realize but it is truthful

[lyric galleon]

the piano goes plin plin plon

[lilac quarry]

I've been playing guitar for like 8 months now and wrote my first song yesterday, at least created the major components of it

but it's frustrating

[void pebble]

does it increase the chance of a zombie having the key to a car when i kill it near the car?

[sharp dome]

Welp

I officially have bought the game now

[heavy ivy]

41, yes? 42, no they directly confirmed it is not

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-25642725

[void pebble]

so i just bash their heads in and pray one of em has the key? is there any way to increase the chances of finding a car key? im in a position where i desperately need a car

[sharp dome]

Hello

[void pebble]

and there is only this one car in a days worth of walking

[sharp dome]

Any tips for a person going in blind

[twin bear]

i may stop playing eft

this fucking game

[tender igloo]

take your time and be prepared mustard to die a lot until you get the hang of combat

[twin bear]

23 scavs an the boss in one tiny room

[sharp dome]

Alrighty

[twin bear]

who the hell coded this shit

[sharp dome]

About to get allot of content out of my deaths probably

[twin bear]

including the guards

[lilac quarry]

best tip is that going in blind to this game is the best method

[tender igloo]

thats the best part lol

[sharp dome]

I see

[lilac quarry]

I recommend trying your best not to follow guides or listen to other people, you can really personalize how you play the game if you just learn the basics yourself

[tender igloo]

i lovedying

[lilac quarry]

5k hours best dyer I've ever known

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-marvel-rivlas-marvel-rivals-jeff-jeff-the-shark-gif-5685074089059467320

[tender igloo]

NO lol

[heavy ivy]

you will fucking suck at the start but it will be fun

[sharp dome]

Alrighty I’ll take this advice

[lilac quarry]

ok jeff main

[tender igloo]

yah cause people autolock dps all the time

[sharp dome]

May I ask a mod related question

[tender igloo]

yah leon

[twin bear]

@chrome jetty careful in klimov mall

[twin bear]

ig the boss spawns there and they always have an army of scavs

[lilac quarry]

ye of course what's up

[sharp dome]

Are we allowed to advertise our streams here if we stream the game?

[lilac quarry]

#streams_n_videos

in the above channel yes

[tender igloo]

#streams_n_videos

in the above channel yes

[chrome jetty]

Why

[sharp dome]

Thank you boss.

[lilac quarry]

No problem

[twin bear]

all that for a fucking barter item i cant use yet

[lilac quarry]

happy to help, unlike puppers

smh

[sharp dome]

Whenever it downloads I’ll be giving it a try

[twin bear]

kollyn spawned and i assumed bear and scavs were teaming, turns out there was literally almost 30 of them in one area

[twin bear]

he was the last fucking one left and he shoots me in the side of the head

i love the audio

[twin bear]

they shoulda kept that shit the way it was at least it was getting better

not completely backwards

literally backwards audio

[fossil plaza]

Anyone know of any fun bigservers?

[thin wedge]

discordia

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discordia-never-mess-around-gif-8504034330352290517

[twin bear]

wow died literally 120 secs in wtf

dude streets is just not good

"lets throw in 60 scavs in center this'll be a good idea"

keep smoking ur meth nikkita

i shit u not prolly 50+ scavs in center half the time

[void pebble]

i killed over 150 zombies just to find the car key, guess ill have to kill some more to finally friggin find it

[twin bear]

or its completely dead and u die to camping pmcs

[chrome jetty]

😭😭😭😭

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDaG4zt0NKc ripperino

[chrome jetty]

You should get raid review

[twin bear]

i sat there for fucking 20 mins clearing out ONE room

to die to a no audio boss with inf ammo

he didnt reload a single time yet shot easily 200 rounds at the door

[twin bear]

i may delete the game cuz the audio is literally making me mald

[void pebble]

oooooh baby

guess what i found

[twin bear]

they need to fix this shit ass game

[quasi slate]

what do u even lose when you die in tarkov

[twin bear]

doesnt help i get 20 fps when it rains and tarkov LOVES rain

[twin bear]

ur entire kit

and u fail tasks if u needed to extract for them

[quasi slate]

they carry over between games if you escape?

[twin bear]

yeah u have a stash

[quasi slate]

thats cool

[twin bear]

cool until u keep dying to ai hiding in a corner that could easily just walk fucking forward

they literally refuse to rush the player on regular pve

i see no point in running any maps but the gear farming ones and labs

at least then i die to ai that pushes me

i will prolly just not run any gear at all for these stupid ass maps when i need to task

[harsh vault]

scav is such a yapper

smh

[neat moat]

scav doesnt know how to shut

https://tenor.com/view/bro-shut-up-shut-up-cat-gif-14759522255749956195

[twin bear]

at least when i yap theres a purpose

unlike u talking ethics when nobody cares abt it

[harsh vault]

do you?

[onyx igloo]

i had to suffer an overly loud anime for 4 hours

[harsh vault]

why

[onyx igloo]

my sister wanted to watch it and i wanted her to enjoy it

[harsh vault]

oh boy

[onyx igloo]

personally not my cup of tea

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/isekai-anime-hit-accident-gif-17021075

[onyx igloo]

and all the creole food places are closed

not fun

[twin bear]

anime is one of those things

some is good but 80% of it is slop

or gooner bait

usually both

lmao i died AGAIN

yeah streets aint being played for a long time after this

always the fucking boss

why does he spawn more than keban himself

🥀 aint nobody even looting bro after he dies

just smth to cause pain if u get caught

[icy vigil]

Happy wednesday

[chrome jetty]

fuck Wednesday

[uncut epoch]

[twin bear]

erm

this is gonna be interesting

[harsh vault]

but its monday

[tender igloo]

yum creole food

nothin like fried gator

[raw turret]

Henlo

[burnt kite]

the fog is coming 😂

[raw turret]

Am new to funny zombie game

[harsh vault]

goodluck

[raw turret]

I’ve already gone through like 9 characters in like 3 hours of gameplay

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-25642725

[raw turret]

:3

[chrome jetty]

good luck solider

[loud pumice]

Puppers called you beautiful, she must like you a lot 😍

[twin bear]

woods do be decent for loot

boss spotted me and i had to dip out of sawmill or i woulda looted that too

[twin bear]

mod name?

[burnt kite]

its a server resource pack, I think you need to get on their discord

its russian

[twin bear]

🥀 nvm then i aint joining a discord for a reasource pack again

alrdy learned my lesson with the eft modpack

[chrome jetty]

hell ya

[twin bear]

i may run woods until i feel like dying to the boss on streets again

[burnt kite]

i might mail it to you

[twin bear]

ngl tho running into him kinda made that task easy asf to complete

i almost killed him and failed the task so in reality it worked out

[twin bear]

alr

hopefully its not over 50mb

if so i do have messenger

[twin bear]

ayo

[maiden nymph]

yeah just don’t

Horrendous balance horrendous grind

95% of the community will give bad advice because they don’t know what the fuck they’re on (“WEP climb with p-51h 🥀”)

[twin bear]

yeah im told to avoid wt

it looks fun when it goes well ngl

[burnt kite]

im still on rank 1 bro

[twin bear]

i heard u can just buy ur way into meta

like on enlisted

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-stare-disappointed-gif-13848065843414333862

[burnt kite]

yeah you can just straight up buy prem tech

buy a merkava or whatever and go nuts

[thin wedge]

p2w

[rapid moth]

I think

that my laptop is a masochist

I have to beat it for it to bother turning on

this is annoying and it hurts my hand

how do I get my laptop therapy

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-gif-19259515

[burnt kite]

stop kink shaming your laptop

[thin wedge]

real

[rapid moth]

I'm tired of it requiring me to hit it harder everytime

like its fine when I used to just have to flick the screen

but now I have to slam my fist down onto the keyboard

[burnt kite]

i think that could be some corroded contacts or a half-in pin

dig inside and look

[rapid moth]

I literally don't know what to look for

I'm missing like 6 screws

[burnt kite]

im afraid you will have to throw some cash-moneys at the problem then

[rapid moth]

and it would be easier for me to just replace it

1650ti is too old

[burnt kite]

damn son

[burnt kite]

have you played dead money for fallout new vegas

[rapid moth]

yes

[burnt kite]

i think its time to let go pal

[rapid moth]

I didnt learn anything from it and focused on the gold

[burnt kite]

i never cared for gold tbh

its not worth the trouble

[rapid moth]

I needed the caps so I could gamble more

sierra madre just fueled my gambling addiction

[burnt kite]

you probably wont peddle all of it ever, unless you get to the OWB sink and the lonesome road commisary terminal(s?)

[rapid moth]

I mean I probably wont finish the game ever as I got bored of it

stalker was just more encapturing then fallout once I discovered it like 6 years ago

[burnt kite]

New Vegas is just an hour sesh of genocide, side quests and boredom

even with mods

[rapid moth]

this is why I spend 13 hours grinding on stalker gamma just to make one new firearm

[burnt kite]

I just cannot grind

I do not have the attention span, nor does it bring any satisfaction

[thin wedge]

WERE RICH

mush room

https://tenor.com/view/sseth-dwarf-dwarf-fortress-meme-gif-22074018

[burnt kite]

I tried dwarf fortress, I got scared and jumped out of my window

[rapid moth]

dwarf fortres my beloved

[rapid moth]

it brings me great satisfaction when I can finally build the things I want to or kill the things I need to

upgrading from a shitty toz to a subpar svd is night and day

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/the-whale-whale-brendan-fraser-fraser-yungmattyk-gif-27606799

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-austin-powers-fat-bastard-dead-sexy-bobs-gif-19285638

fat bastard

[twin bear]

austin powers mentioned

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-yeah-yeah-baby-alright-great-gif-26979711

lol woods is just tryna bait me into having a good time i swear

too many good raids back to back

[split coyote]

[hardy mural]

You are rank #189 at level 24 with 26,634 experience. (2,266 left for the next level)
[ ] 3%

[heavy ivy]

ohhohoho

[twin bear]

i NEED more sugar

🥀 need more of everything

[rose prawn]

What game

[burnt kite]

fetch me their v40s

[toxic relic]

tarkov overrated

[rose prawn]

Okay

[toxic relic]

[burnt kite]

aight bro

[toxic relic]

im an honest man

those are my thoughts

[burnt kite]

thats cool, globule of sentient flesh

[toxic relic]

arent all humans blobs of sentient flesh

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-grenades-peter-familyguy-family-gif-9926709

pov u run labs

[burnt kite]

shapeless bare globule of sentient flesh

[toxic relic]

clown tell me

do you think eastern europe is just south america with a grey/blue filter instead of piss filter

[burnt kite]

what is the correlation between the two

[mellow birch]

yeah but living humans aren’t globules of it

[mellow birch]

vibes

[burnt kite]

I wouldn't say so, but i see the vision

brb need to shower

its been 4 months

[heavy ivy]

not with that attitude

[toxic relic]

favela is khrushchevka

[onyx igloo]

The humble candymaker:

[rapid moth]

stinkmaxxing

[mellow birch]

how to turn human into globule while keep them alive

I must know

[onyx igloo]

khrushchevka, as in the apartment design?

[toxic relic]

i still dont get using vibes

[toxic relic]

erhh its more than that

khrushchevka is usually the most bare bones, povvo social housing

[heavy ivy]

very carefully

[onyx igloo]

i tried making a khrushchevka in minecraft

not sure how accurate it is

[toxic relic]

its got a whole atmosphere to it

[toxic relic]

why bro

[onyx igloo]

i was bored

[mellow birch]

why not

[toxic relic]

why would you want to look at one of them

[onyx igloo]

i like making apartments in mc

[mellow birch]

it can be cathartic

[toxic relic]

bro

i used to live in a khrushchevka

[mellow birch]

I didn’t do this with minecraft, but I made dilapidated structures with legos and found it soothing

[toxic relic]

lol ok

[mellow birch]

yeah it’s weird

[onyx igloo]

im gonna force villagers to live in my khrushchevka now

[mellow birch]

not even gonna pretend it’s a sane thing to say

[toxic relic]

bruh

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1411836035557621903/1415887454640279733/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[toxic relic]

ok american

[stiff geyser]

When are they naming this channel something normal again?

Smh

[mellow birch]

my villagers usually live in a siberian open aired prison

[onyx igloo]

when we become normal

[mellow birch]

it is normal wym

[onyx igloo]

HOLY SHIT I AM BAD AT PHONE TYPING

[stiff geyser]

My Minecraft villagers were living in awful conditions. Someone from my server built a nice village for them because of that

All the beds were inside a cobblestone wall without a roof lol

[mellow birch]

real

I at least make the wall look like a palisade

it’s a decorated wall

[stiff geyser]

He built them an entire market with a tiny shop for each one of them

[mellow birch]

cute

[vague valve]

does the gas mask do anything or no

[toxic relic]

no corpse sickness

with filters

👍

[vague valve]

thx

[tender igloo]

which one looks cooler

[toxic relic]

idk what this is poopers

[mellow birch]

look like

uhh

fish

[heavy ivy]

mm delicious

[burnt kite]

they live in a concrete tower

[toxic relic]

lol

that looks sick

[mellow birch]

indeed it do

I like how much I hate it

good job c:

[rain mango]

hey 😠 dont call him that

[toxic relic]

ok white knight hop off

[rain mango]

or no more mr. nice guy

[quaint trail]

Hey guys whats up I was wanting to ask what server host do you guys use for project zomboid?

[ivory grail]

I crave to do imperialism

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-gif-25487757

[toxic relic]

fellouf

[quaint trail]

Any suggestions on a server host for PZ?

[toxic relic]

#pz_b42_chat
#pz_b41_chat

ask there brother

i dont play mp

play with dis dick

lmao gottem

[quaint trail]

Noice I figured it was but went for it

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-unicouniuni3-fnaf-gif-13976006820668028361

your grave mistake

[quaint trail]

Yup

[burnt kite]

I keep hearing planes

I know I shouldn't be scared but

[toxic relic]

its ok to be scared bro

if you're in the uk you shouldnt be scared though

[onyx igloo]

everytime i hear a plane in the back of my mind i go like
"do they look like they are gonna drop something on me?"

i just glance at them to check lol

[toxic relic]

oil money

[rain mango]

general poopers

[onyx igloo]

oily money sounds unappealing to hold

[rain mango]

thats how they wash dirt out of money

[tender igloo]

i use gportal

[toxic relic]

oil money bro

not oily money

[onyx igloo]

oh

currency made of oil sounds inefficent

[toxic relic]

ok

im not in the mood for feigned ignorance

[onyx igloo]

ok

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-eating-rotten-banana-eats-rott-banana-black-banana-paul-blart-banana-gif-23846008

[onyx igloo]

darn

[rain mango]

potassium

banana bread with rippen bananas is the shit man

[onyx igloo]

ill try with another person on the internet with more of a temper

true

banana bread is fire

[toxic relic]

sean ragebaiting

its ok bro

practice more

[onyx igloo]

i get bored sometimes

its tiresome to be nice

[toxic relic]

if you're bored read a book

[thin wedge]

puppers getting kickbacks

[onyx igloo]

i guess so

[thin wedge]

nice ad

[toxic relic]

kickback? kick deez nuts

[thin wedge]

didn't eat the skin tho

[toxic relic]

how do you know bro

the gif cuts

[tender igloo]

whats dat

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/brandon-banana-eat-peel-gag-gif-16803482

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-eating-rotten-banana-black-banana-rotten-banana-out-of-date-guy-gif-23846029

[thin wedge]

thats better

[toxic relic]

[thin wedge]

skip the banana bread and just rawdog it

[toxic relic]

real shit brother

[burnt kite]

can we get a babushka in chat

[toxic relic]

baba

[burnt kite]

is you

[toxic relic]

baba is bulgarian

for grandmother

sorry im not a russoid

[onyx igloo]

are you bulgarian? if its not rude

[toxic relic]

yeah

half 🤓

i love living outside plovdiv in the early 2000s

nothing could go wrong

[onyx igloo]

uhh

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/чисти-вилкой-чистивилкой-полковник-братишка-gif-18254443

[toxic relic]

real

[onyx igloo]

why is he poking the toilet

[thin wedge]

toilet shrimp sricha

[onyx igloo]

im uninformed