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am I pregant?
pregant
this feels rude
anon is pregante?
You are now
đŤ
is it now
Idk how
Artist draw a pregnant squirrel
slappy does not like me pointing out his talking
clunker????
Same I wanted to be a veterinarian but they get paid 21 dollars an hour and MA around here gets paid 21 dollars a hour so money is nice.
clanker
don't hear what i didn't say
But the bright side a death of a human being doesn't really affect me that much
Wtf???
Thatâs crazy
That just veterinarian field though
i should eep before i accidentally make slappy upset
And i choose a more affordable debt
Dance dance dance
oh look its that one cat on tiktok
I watch a lot of those videos on its dysfunctional fsmily
I make soup for a living and make 25
very weird videos
Is it good soup?
it's ok
ok
Or i roast you over fire
i dont like soup
NOT ONE OF US!
It also depends on your minimum wage what is it
why would somebody spray poop with gold
i like bone
For ohio it like 10.70
only in ohio
I feel bad for states that have
Nuh uh you can only demand more
Make them go in debt
corporate payscales
I make more money when training or certifying stuff, but thasts rare
You certify soup?
Do you have an union?
shit i love soup
honestly I'd take more stock options then more money
ok egg rolls are getting cold brb
At my work i just take another pharmacist then only having 1 for 12 hours a day
Salary are a scam
My pharmacist is doing 12 hours every day and being paid a salary
Should be illegal
Youâre secret soup boss?
who farded
gulp
He's nearly ready 
When's the baby shower
sounds like an oriental festival
vibing
i didnt know you could ignore sidetracks
i thought this was a pregnancy test and it had the downloading progress
I had 3 hours of sleep and I'm trying to beat Titanfall 2 on master difficulty
Hard was very alright
I think that was the definitive way to play the game
But master feels unfair most of the time
I mean yes the situation IS unfair
You against big groups of soldiers and robots
But just let me beat the first level 
At least the enemies aren't bullet sponges
They take just as many shots as I can take on that difficulty
So about 2 shots
What if he is under pressure
I don't think so
turd
congrats on the mpreg

echo is this real
It is unreal engine
no way
I think the engine is real
I don't want the plunger anymore
Makes me feel like a dork

Just one more level to have a sledge hammer rank
This user does not have xp.
shaw
I'm just booting that weird new game called project zomboid
Don't know if you ever heard of it, it's pretty underground
I swear @hardy mural talks the most
Lies
miseryious
:(
What's pz
Some weird game
Probably very boring
@chrome jetty insane gz pull all because of a task to place tnt bricks in cafe lmao
the stock tube itself was sick
Why does it look like a mobile game
eft would make a phone explode
Raid shadow legends

The only extraction shooter I've played was arena breakout because of the cyberpunk stuff
I was dunking on the mobile players
yoo skinwalker companion!
whats the mod
I need to try Eft too, sounds and looks fun
its fun just painful sometimes
what if they also do that
Nothing wrong with that
its the map knowledge that matters
Tank it
yes sir
Only babies die to head eyes
Eat your veggies and you'll be fine
Literally me (I tried playing dark souls 2)
ill have to try actually beating some of the dark souls games
What's dark souls 2
i always put it off for games i alrdy learned đ
Psychological torture intensified into a video game
like postal 3
what if there isnt even anyone in the pic
Very important question, I'm getting Taco Bell, do I get the new Baja Midnight or one of the Rockstar Refrescas?
Oh my god
I just checked back PZ
Itâs been almost 10 months without any teases or blogs?????
Garbage that should be ignored
It has a group of violent fans who will go on a Holy Jihad the moment you say anything negative about it
Ignore them, if possible carpet bomb them
So true đŁď¸
Dark Souls 2 is a good game
I wouldnât call it bad
By any metric
It isnât as good as Dark Souls 1 tho
The hitboxing was done by a 3 year old crackbaby
And thatâs what makes it a black sheep in the franchise
But calling Dark Souls 2 a bad game is terribly wrong lol
My main problems come with the healing and the abundance of trash bosses
But apart from that the music is p good, the graphics are amazing and the combat is fluid
The combat is literally one of the most criticized elements of the game
Mainly the hitboxing
Because it's fucking awful
Too bad I'm from Germany
Here you can drink at the age of 14 and legally buy alcohol at 16
Can you smoke though
Yes
dogshit and dogshit? My favorite
Just because Fart isn't as bad as Shit doesn't mean I want either
Driving? 
cant own a gun i bet
Buying tabbaco products at the age of 18
Weed too
Theyâre real for this
Yes
But I don't have a license yet
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Drink energy drinks?
Still a p good game in my opinion
Yes
Fuckin hell 
they startin em young
burning pibble
Even healthier than in the US because most of the bad stuff is illegal to put in foods
Is our country the only one to lock everything behind 21 years old
Yes
who doesnât lmao
dude Iâm 17 and Iâve been drinking those for years

It ainât so bad itâs just coffee with less steps
Its illegal to buy energy drinks if you're not 21+
Sugar-free
Donât go telling people how old you are man discord is full of fucking weirdos
Cause boomers run our country
Is this American
Imo 3rd>1st>>>>>>> and the 2nd is on some level of hell, probably Circle 6 or 8
Asia
Dude I WISH one would try me so I could scam them for nitro
Better learn how to handle alcohol at a young age than suddenly getting addicted at 21
You think I havenât seen this shit happen before
Better to not drink alcohol at all
Damn, thatâs weird

I mean here in Shenzhen they donât give a shit
True but that's boring
I handle my alcohol well and frequently
Iâve seen cashiers give freshmen high school students a pass
I would know because I used to be one
Coward
Good
idk man a drink with friends for an occasion is nice
u aint drinking unless u have three cans of 4 loko
With you on that
I drink
I like to drink
I frew up after drinking 1 and a half full glasses of whiskey
I mean regular water glasses
But I don't drink often
bad idea
My ass stood ZERO chance, coke and whiskey is crazy
I drink a cocktail sometimes
But I rarely get drunk
Do NOT mix that shit 1:1 youâre gonna have it go down too easy and then youâll get hammered
fifth of vodka and its gaming time
I decided last year on December to never drink alcohol again even though Iâm not an alcoholic
So far 10 months sober
Without any drop of it

One of my nukes in WT was when I put like 3 shots of whiskey into a milkshake and drank it all
bourbon
Same thing, I think itâs a type of whiskey
đŁď¸ alcohol makes u cracked
14 kill inebriated menace
I get drunk near daily but that's also cause I usually don't eat before I drink
but I donât drink that much
I like to keep both my Liver and my Stomach hostage in a game of roulette, neither of them know what they're getting fed that day
A real enjoyer I see
bit different from COD
most people only respawn once or twice so kills are really limited in supply
And that was at 9.7 so I had a lot of morons in the BMD-4M insta-leave when I popped their turrets
Based Warthunder Enjoyer
Currently grinding through China
Tbh its ground is snoozer asf but its air is hella cool
Started USSR, then did Sweden until about 10.7, then spaded Japan, and now China
Vt4a1 is straight up shit, ztz99a isnât that special and wz1001 is the same as 99a
Mid tier China balls though
Try aft09 itâs a war criminal and I hate it
Iâm pretty sure the ATGM damage model on it is bugged because it doesnât ammorack you when you shoot them out the tube
I just wanted something that's a bit of everything and I think China fits that bill better than most. It's all basically Russian shit but w/ a country that has enough GDP that their corruption doesn't stop the military from being decent
Like they get an APS on their MBT, their SPAA is better, and their air tree isn't just missile busses w/ shit radars
We need dog companions in PZ
How do I delete my pz wiki account?
If only they were still Maoists

I really love Japan but their Air Capabilities are insanely lacking and it's incredibly frustrating as before this last update they were probably the best at it
The Type-81C fucked if you knew how to use it and the F-15JM went hard as a mf
Oddly enough only like 2 of the things were actually Classified
Something to do w/ the DCT-10 dart in China and the Chally 3 layout

transfers 30grams of brainmatter
đ¨ď¸
print-a-mistershark10
this is a spess reference but i cant prove it
hi floofers
hai
I feel like hostile Wildfire if it gets added to B42 would be more dangerous than zombies
Unless the devs try to be realistic abt it ig
can't wait for the entire pnw to burn down after america falls sob
i'm moving to the coast if knox happens
Pnw?
RAGHHHHHHHHH
pacific northwest
Bruh why would the coast be any safer?
Thats 30 times my needs
Enough to make 29 other sharks

disappear into the olympic peninsula


Yoyo what's poppin
what brings today
A long day at work 
Eh it's not too bad at the moment tbf
u just hate work because ur bored
atleast you get to use discord while working
thats a bonus
when i was working during the summer they made me put it in the locker
out here 9-5 in the heat for no reason
People who work outdoors are built different, idk how they do it
i was forced to do it
weekdays so busy
Such is life
Ave a pint of stella innit
hear me out echo
me, you, zee, xal, and fever, walk into a room
wait no i will be the only girl
fuck why am i the only girl in the group 
why cant we have more gamer women
WAIT NO
i forgot
am upid
is he having the cat
why do that
Uni cat
im so fucking eepy i dont understand what we are talking about anymore

donât put down the pup
we are doomed
have you HEARD THE GOOD NEWS?!
no im trying to eep
Listen to ocean noises to sleep
theyâve published a paper confirming that the evidence of life on mars is pretty strong at this point!
made me happy to learn that aliens at least in the form of microorganisms is all but confirmed at this point
thought maybe youâd find that interesting too
am also trying and failing to sleep ;v;
Count to 1000
How hard is it to fall asleep
Just put your phone down and close your eyes
very
you donât understand
I feel awake and am bored when I close my eyes
around 1:30-5:00 in the morning I randomly get a second wind and itâs very difficult for me to stay in bed
I need to pace around the house, play a game, watch a documentary, read a book or yap on discord- something
wish I could just power down on command but itâs always been a problem for me lol
Math test results: 5/50
Grade: Public Execution
milchick actor from severance won an emmy 
I can't stop listening to acumen nation
they're the fucking bomb
theres these like 2 parts in "crazy stalked eyes" that is like seeing the eye of the storm
destruction all around but beauty above
The show is so good that i don't even need to watch it
didn't this guy get his shit rocked in step brothers
No clue, i just know him from the good place
bruh
you have to watch it bro
its peak
I'll wait for it to come on a streaming service
Nah i watch stuff on my tv and pirating is a nightmare
This is what excuses are for
Yarr đ´ââ ď¸ đŚ
One day i will watch it
wait 2 years so you can watch season 3 too
Perhaps I'll just binge the entire show when it's all out
Netflix when they announce big that gumball is back to realize that they only have the first 2 seasons
Happy wednesday
netflix sucks bro
Hello Mistershark10
It's so ass

Netflix sucks
But pirating on TV sucks too
That's soo much effort
bruh
bruh
insane
i used to do this for my dad whenever he wanted to watch something
its peak, dont be a baby
I'd pay 30⏠a month if that means I get a streaming service that really does have everything
Yea but streaming services were meant to be that
Now it's just corpos fighting over who is the best streaming service but in the end they all suck
choice paralysis
I want one good service
Not 10 shitty ones
Steam is cool
has every media youll ever want
steam monopolised the gaming platform and hikes up its shares from game sales
And let's me mod them easy
i hardly use steam ngl
id rather buy the game from the creator page, modding is a non issue
you can download steam mods without having the game 
I would buy from the games creator page
But I don't want to use origin to play Titanfall
And halfsword doesn't have a creator page
They use steam only
Just like clone drone in dangerzone
lutris peak
Most indie games I play are only on steam
bruh what
So I use steam
only on steam?
i doubt that
especially indie games 
most indie games post on itch, steam and gog
i fuck with gog cause no drm
Not the ones I play
At least most of them

example
holy balls i gotta shit
Stooj
Blade and sorcery
Halfsword
Helldiver's
Almost every Warhammer game
Gmod
Hell slave
Zomboid
Hard bullet
Brutalistick
The DMC series
My perfect setup
No man's sky
Planatary annihilation
The men of war series
Subnautica
just rip the game you buy from steam to own it
They don't have their own download page
helldivers indie game ?
damn real
i want those files đ
Arrowhead is not a AAA studio
its fun to comb through them
So I put it in the list
also nms does have a gog option
Nms is peak
if you want no drm đ¤
agree
But I won't have my save anymore
I will forever respect hello games for not abandoning nms after it had, quite possibly, the worst launch known to man
And I spent a lot of time in my character
hell games
True
Same with cyberpunk
I love the game in the current state
Even if I only play with a ton of mods lol
i think its just convenience to buy on steam because its "the gaming platform" even though it has many [irredeemable imo] faults, this is why publishers and devs put their games onto steam-regardless of the obstacles and faults-because its "where everyone gets their games", its the exposure.
sucks
was wrong with stem
stem of my sac
your maternal figure
dead
rip
halfsword is on itch too
most of these games start on itch and move to steam for more people to find them
lol
I always forget about itch even tho it has some banger indie games
A very old play test version that didn't get an update in like half a year
itch is where it started đ´
Yes
that was for echo
And steam is where it continues
Do you like itch fart

anything that lets me get my dirty grippers on those folders bro
piracy still better than any game platform imo
you get the benefits of files + no money
my guy just hates creators
the people deserves to be compensated for their work 
thats hardly fair considering how punishing the game development industry is
I hate when a game updates and I have to fix my huge modpacks
maybe focus on the structure of corpos and shareholders crippling devs and such instead of an old man downloading a game in his house first
I'm sitting here for like 2 hours now
that seems more like caring for creators
I just want to plaaay 
Yeah the publishers should be the ones doing that then lol
fr
no idea I just got here
also most of the games on itch i play are free
i think the only time i paid for a game on itch was one of those huge bundles
never needed to buy anything again
rookie numbers
how many of those games did you play
Like 2
Wdym rookie numbers, that's their biggest bundle yet

every game for 0 dollars

itch got hundreds of games in their bundles
How much do itch bundles cost
But how much of that is complete slop though.
Perhaps i shall consider
current one is about 8 dollars
well yea why dont i have games then
probably 40%
I have to imagine most of that number is just shitty horror games that have you do chores the entire playthrough until there is a mediocre scare at the end
Keep in mind tho humble bundle gives you the steam key for the game. Idk how itch does it
Also itch is kinda pretty shit now
They're just straight up witholding a 6 figure sum from Anego Studios
real
so many itch.io horror games are legit just chore simulators
go sweep these floors the entire time
horror for the unemployed
crime scene cleaner the best chore game
its capturing the true horrors of unpaid labour
ok crime scene cleaner actually went hard though
that was a pretty good chore game
real
the museum level was goated
the one where they had some battle royale in the museum for some reason
jobless type game
with that stain reduction bot, I'd always have that edgy voice setting for it.
that was a huge job, fun to do
casual gayming
the people that live with me would be confused
powerwash simulator but more crime
you'd hear me weeping in the room the moment I spill the mop bucket over and I had just finished putting in all the detergents
god damn it
gambling is a priviledge
skill issue
I do like how any police that show up to the scene instantly know some crime happened there just because I had 2 chairs slightly tilted to the left or some shit
like bruh
who the fuck is investigating this? Fuckin Columbo?
this chair is 45 degrees left of its initial position-according to these photographs-that must mean some ruffians were sitting here discussing criminal machinations đ¤
what a shitty city to live in
fnaf theorists be like
the amount of unsolved disapperances because of our character
"am i the bad guy?"
yes bro
u breaking into the crime scenes and cleaning all of it up
theres gotta be some sort of cold case out there thats only unsolved because there was some super dedicated janitor there before everybody else got there.
the huge mansion with the drained pool lmao
They didn't even notice the crime, they're too hyper-fixated on keeping the building clean
picks up corpse
damn this is one heavy trash bag
they got cinderblocks in it or somethin?
i mean how can you really tell if its just in trash bags
the party level was wild though.
The one where half the corpses were people who were fucking around with explosive barrels and exploded themselves
is that the one with the pool and the floaties
it was the cabins one
it was probably the most pain in the ass level
it took me forever to get 100% on the stains
i thought that one in the apartment building was cool
the one with the secret room to that guys garden shit
the serial killer one?
uhhhh
the one that had a lot of corpses hidden in the attic
it was like a photoshoot with them right?
let me check i think im mashing two levels together lmao
yeah i think it was the first level?
yeah that one was alright
looking at the wiki reminded me of the "ghost" one with the family
I really liked the 2-floor apartment level though.
Just cause anytime I'd have to throw out a garbage bag, I'd hurl it max strength from across the room and land it in the bin.
no need to haul it anywhere
I don't think so
this had no outside area
you were in that apartment the entire time
the one that had the body in the bloody bath
OH
wasnt expecting the game to be as good as it was
yeah yeah yeah
i remember i remember
its that chick who's dad killed the boyfriend right?
ye
yeah the bins were right at the entrance so you could throw shit from the stairs
real
Didn't care about the story
but thats just because I'm super janitor-pilled
I'm just here to clean up the mess
what in the map game
them foxes and rats
they started everything
theys the ones that cause the war!
worldbox!
probably
last world i had the rats spread all over the world lmao
i love worldbox
its fun just to watch them expand and go to war
and then i cause the plauge or zombie apocalypse
if they attack a favorite species
of mine
Spawning the monolith next to frogs so I have a sentient frog race and having the frogâs superior in all their DnA and Birth Traits
One thing I noticed is when a species âdies outâ and they lose their kingdom not all of them die and they are integrated into the new kingdom
I beat it wym
nah nah nah
speedrun
where prov
needs a mod to bring it back
beat last judge first try
u googled the name
found all the areas
even the mist where you play the silk MANDOLIN
get outta here
made that word up
silkolin
SHAW
Who made the noise
ask holy
@floral fiber please confirm or deny
I made the noise
Zor zor did
Please may the court refer to the jury
Steel soul 100% run in 10 minutes
the case is settled, the jury is released
Happy wednesday
Can i have mod
I'll work for a modest 10k/mo
Wow, that's awesome news, seriously, congrats! Being a discord mod can be a wild ride, but also a lot of fun. You'll get to shape the community and help keep things running smoothly. Remember to be patient and understanding with everyone, even when things get a little crazy. Dealing with different personalities is part of the job. Just try your best to stay on top of things and enjoy the experience. So, go out there and do your best, and make the project zomboid discord server an awesome place to be!
Even holy agrees
So true
hell ya
@toxic hawk
This will happen to you moopy
Have you been treating your el fail pillow with respect?
gudmorning chat!
sleep is hard
weird dog
Happy 9:00AM 
Yeah!! Iâm being more active across the board, I thingk
if I had mod I'd ban mistershark10
I'm totally with you on that one; sometimes, you just gotta draw a line. A bad apple can really spoil the whole bunch, you know? It's like having a zombie in your base, always causing trouble. Keeping the community vibes positive is super important for everyone involved. Hopefully, the moderators will take a look and handle it. Nobody wants to deal with negativity when they're just trying to enjoy themselves. Let's hope for a better and chill experience for everyone in the future!
/ban @quasi slate
/op echo
icky

pissing on business i see
Shitting on company time
kapow
truly the best way to fight the system
Real
rea
balls
balls
readjust deez nuts on yo face
arent they guys in the show?
isn't otis transmasc
each udder
since when
since your mom
dude with udders
and also i highly doubt that since this was early 2000s and most kids movies/shows didnt include pride and stuff
pride and stuff
i think it was just shitty animation pumped out
thats also wrong
I didn't say it was intentional
oh
I just said he's transmasc
thats dope then
pride and stuff
pride and stuff is just crazy
transmasc bulls! đŤ
Pride and stuff
Isn't that one of those 2000s sitcoms
sounds like a fabric store
All of the male cows in that universe have udders
hai omar
exploring each udder
Oh, momo's one of my friends
Ohh, friendly middle finger gotcha
my cats nickname is momo
momo is dumpling
how ish u
the evil one
fuck it imma play ac4
she is soft like a dumpling
the ace combat trilogy goes hard asf on an emulator and a controller
momo
yessir
yo chat can anyone recommend me some other ps2 games
twisted metal
black preferably
is the metal twisted
what kinds
yes
wow it is not scam
defo not
@sturdy rivet
scarf stop typing
idk maybe top down like mgs
also chat
f15 or f22
gotta pick for a mission
NOW HOLD THE PHONE!
Dorkaloid
thank you
So rude
I know
Ban them
scarf top typing
Momo is so unjustifiably mean to me
Why
STOP TYPING ALL OF YOU
No
FUCK
You cannot stop me
which grand tour
any of the seasons
then why do you get coal every year
top gear grand tour
a little bit
i will
I'm literally so nice
grand tour is such peak
love the show
even though im not that very interested in cars
no me
i am an avid car enthusiast
no me aswell
I've heard nothing but good things about grand tour
its good its good
they all do look like old blokes fucking around
but its peak
They're basically legends in the uk
@harsh vault guess the guns easy mode (dw about the very bottom)
you still smell
Trains are pretty cool
of course bro
trains so peak
i used to collect top gear trading cards
cinema
someone is going to guess these before i even get a chance to get the answer because people are dicks like that
I dont know very many model names
sean tried attempting
you can learn
Can i also try
Ar, bolt action rifle, obrez and long Makarov
:(
Easy
Awh damn it
I meant the specific guns
i do need to ask, is that an AR-15 with that prototype russian red dot
I think bolt actions deserve cloth wrappings
i forget the name of the scope
It's a specific cold war modification idk what it was exactly need to ask my modeler
all i remember is that its olive drab
Bolt actions are simply chefs kiss with cloth wrappings
It's gonna be used for a pmc group
@lyric galleon when you hit ESC from mission mode you get feet jumpscare
damn google doesnt know what im talking about
Idk my modeler modeled it out of fun I'm gonna use it for a pmc group
The second one is 12 gayge round
I asked him tho
Gage*
:|
Gayge
I've been tempted to include it in my war game
by the way, to finish what you were saying, top is the PM Makarov, then the mosin infantry obrez, the two in the middle are winchester M70s, and then the M16A2
12 gay rounds


















