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was it by flood room
ahh
makes sense for that area as well
did u take the truck extract
one of my favorite ones to take
we going back
Nah i lost most of my good ammo lmao
i still have 3 mags with good 545, but my backup stack is T
Tbh i shoulda died
I woulda stayed but i had no surgery
just lost two limbs already again
LOL
I explained it and got a 24 mute
yes
I think I sold a perfect santa killa helmet for over 15 mil
yeah the events were amazing
Whatever made sense with the flea fee
flea is becoming pointless
youre a flea
everyone needs found in raid items anyway only barter items are worth selling now
Shorline has been fun this time around
they were 5 mil for a bit and I waited until the stock went away
🍤
what is that even
the fried one
you made me drop my borccoli
if only there was a list with automodded words to deter users from accidentally triggering it and being muted with little to no explanation
for a fucking top?!?!? ragman making that money fr
check how much the tracksuit is lol
i never buy that shit
real
its all about drip not function
ill use this until kappa and even then prolly after for awhile
SQUIRREL
Kapow
was buying every article of clothing but realized it was making me go broke unless i only ran labs or woods lmao
scav i keep dying
factory?
you playing live tark? or pve, spt etc
Going to grind woods, im on spt
customs has been funky for me, the audio is ass backwards alot
if you were on pvp i would give you some marked runs
I died cuz a bot phased through a door when i was brought near death lol
had this happen with ash 12 pmcs alot
Nah i dont like live hehe
SPT ai is buggier than pve
makes scavs actually a threat
even bots be cheating in EPT
if it aint then the settings are turned up like mine
fr tho

those fuckass raiders
i love how i can come back after months and my stash and levels are still there
i am NOT leveling mag drills again to pack at a decent speed
I mod that fucker bc im not maining tarkov
i need to die more 😭 or at least take dmg more often
didnt they make it to where u cant cheese with fire barrels
epic sad
Real. Got muted for answering a genuine question
for stress resistance
bs
yeah it sucks
you just kinda need to take dmg and bleed
i used to do that alot
barbed wire should still work
i either die instantly or forget to pop a flare like a moron now lmao
imma try this on customs then
need to run it anyways
yeah you just gotta check the 3 spots on both sides of the river when you're near
storage by big red is my favorite place to look for em
after this wipe for pvp ill prolly get back into it, the hardcore fucked with me alot tbh
but as any true tarkov player would say
I like the new weapons on spt
aek 973 on shturman
I have the raid overhaul mod and I need to find these specific new bots and not found them yet
its for unlocking a trader
Do u use tony
Yeah spt is a relaxing way to play without worrying abt wipes and the like
He sells good kits
Great trader mod just lacks quest content imo
no, just the raid overhaul guy and badger
Badger is a good one too
he's OP af
Raid overhaul is fun but i think i broke it with some mods
I wish artem sold more vanilla gear at low level
He's op as well
tony also looking op lol
yeah he is
i made his prices wayyy higher
sells for too cheap
hands down one of my favorite additions in a long ass time
This plus 4 heavy bleeds
show me the nugget
fr lets see that limbless body
bros playing endoparasitic in the wrong game
I want coinshot
I better not lose my hearing this fuckass ear won't stop feeling it's likes bubbling
Can feel my breathing in my eardrum 💀
This is a sign to stop playing guess I'm done for the day lol
dawg ive had muffled hearing in my ear for months before
multiple times
you'll be oke
That is not normal
nothing about me is
True
It's fading but yeah
and when you speak it sounds like a flashbang
Makes me tweak everytime low-key
Yep
Even shallow breathing could give me a headache
Hi. New multiplayer update?
a few times that’s happened mid-conversation with someone
it doesn’t give me a headache but it is annoying an overwhelming
Not yet but stay tuned for a few million years
it happens at random
Understandable have a great day
hasnt happened for a while tho
once my hearing was muffled for like a month or two
Youch
hello Evelyn
I was picking my ear excessively then
I wasn’t being that rough with myself
but I was persistent
inner ear itch
just
wouldn’t go away lol
so tried to clean out the inside of my ear
Then i after i got shot with a loud ass lmg I realized me ear was geekin
idk if I was just too rough
or if I got a mild infection that resolved itself
but I couldn’t hear out of that ear right for a month or two
I dont like this conversation 
now I’m way more careful about making sure my hands are clean before touching my ears
good news though- my hearing is not permanently broken
if your hearing craps out you might not be fucked
so try to stress less ;p
cant
which one
any
why
grief
mind if I ask for?
family member
I ALMOST made a friend with a scavenger in Rainworld, but for some reason when I pressed the drop button to hand the fella a pearl, the game decided I was trying to steal a spear from him so he killed me
time to wipe out that entire species for being a minor inconvenience
I want friends : (
go find some
Maybe it'll work next time
I saved the guy from a lizard too, it grabbed him and I speared it so he could run away
Then he threw a spear through my skull lmao
Rainworld, but yeah I'm trying
I have a pearl as a peace offering
Holy shit, just narrowly escaped a vulture
Cat girls in PZ
They can exist on my server! lol
Got 2 cat ear options, a maid outfit, and a couple cosplay tails
Roxy' back tattoo's look epic on her 4.0 body:
I cried over horses. All my cats. A mouse. My parents. David Bowie. Not so much other peeps
we all experience grief differently
I cried over Arthur Morgan's death more times than my own grandpa's funeral
crazy
wait is this @rain mango ?
it occurs at random
i cant truly get over it because i cant face it
agonizing every time
Unfortunately I have no advice to give
thats just
just the knowledge that we must, eventually, face it before we are consumed by grief
too accurate
I know 🤭
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE MICE
ive already been consumed
by it
kitters!!
There's always tomorrow
i dropped my sister kirby pillow on my cat and she just stared at me evilly
she plans to kill me at dawn
I dont blame her
Wake up with ur eyeballs scratched out
kapow
kerchow
How everyone YOU NEED TO WAKE UP JOHNATHAN everyone?
How everyone everyone? Bruh you a word
such a way with words
that was mean as hell im sorry
There everyone and then there everyone
Everyone everyone :)
Idk what the hell I did to them by accident but now they just execute me even if I give them a peace offering, drop my weapons and lay down lmao
Or just kill me for saving them from lizards
I got the job working at the apartment building that I already live at!
Rat with a stick
so talented
Put him in a school band parade NOW!!
does murph have central nervous system? More studies needed
its uncentralised
they’re not completely stupid
communist nervous system
like a jellyfish?
how are you Gurt
I am me because I simply am
balls
insightful
everytime i see those creatures its like someone copy pasted the same program
@neat moat hi fishy hru
they’re just dogs basically
What game is this
Im doing good liz, hope youre enjoying your sunlamp
Look at my dad working
Yes I am enjoying my sunlamp are you enjoying your fish bowel
He doesn't like the guy at the butcher shop
this prison cannot contain me forever
Me when 900 zombies spawn
Yessss
que the clip of the zombie outhouse
that cat wants a snack
Gurt thinks he’s evil evil but he’s only a reddit kind of evil
working hard or hardly working? hohohohoho
thats a bit of office humor
Whaaaa
evil gurt be like
"today i will make a funny statement"
it works for him
Fuck your big ass and your ||big maggot balls || 
Silksong boss spoiler
fight itself would've been fun
This is true
Crazy statement
My brother in his redemption arc switching from valorant to hollow knight and silksong
woe, savage beastfly be upon ye
valorant is okay to get away from the degenerates on CS
too many early quitters
error detected
the russian guy may be cursing my family but he will be there till the end of the match
you cannot play an fps game to escape degenerates
well at least it's not league
fair
Both have degenerates
wrong, he TKs and leaves immediately
I merely accept the counter strike ones more
very different types, the ones on valorsnt are more tolerable
it's the chinese that do that in my experience
its like, a problem with every single pvp game in existence. some are worse than others, obviously.
but games with rank systems. It attracts people whose entire reason for playing is to be better than other people
and those types of people, are insufferable
what did I miss?
5v5 and 6v6 format is what drives people insane
its pretty fun ngl
large teams and people are more chill
||both parts||
I love the drunk dads brawling it out in mwo and the stoned tank drivers in squad
||i think its probably the worst designed boss in all of hollowknight (both games)||
Murph ur a bug girl?
I really want rim world but it’s 30 bucks 😔
||spamming rng enemies with a tanky boss isnt a fun fight, its just boring||
ive played a few hours yeah
you know what to do
define a few murph
3 or 4
No I don’t 😭 unless someone gets it for me
I think people were just caught off guard by the double damage for days
You know whats the worst design of all? These elevators, they ain't gonna ask for your consent on whether or not you want to ride
Location spoiler
ah I see
at least in HK you can hit a lever
My honest reaction when you can't even say
modding free games in the high seas isn't impossible
i never had hollowknight on a keyboard and i despise controller controls, main reason im playing silksong and havent beaten hollowknight
just takes a lot more effort
a lot more effort being one search query on a certain website
matching versions
I can’t mod it i dont own the game 😭
then how tf you play? An instrument?
Thats why I want it
"insurance"
Tuba SS no hit
murph final boss
spoilers
If I ever get around to it I will definitely shape bronze
just play tfc or vintage story.
I want to own one of those bronze muscle cuirasses
youll love bronze
ye
lmao
what vintage story was based on
the copper quest
i love the copper quest
huh vintage story is based on tfc? didnt know what
does vintage story have sluicing
yerp
vintage story is in a wierd spot
it has some mechanics that are far more fleshed out that tfcs mechanics
knapping, meals, forging
but other mechanics are extremely primitive compared to tfcs
worldgen, cave systems, collapses, etc
cave collapses
i do hope they release it to steam
yo that sounds sick
yeah if you mine wrong in tfc the stone above turns to cobble and fills in your mine.
its the main way new players are killed. its great fun
im not sure about logging into a website i dont really know much about and paying for a game
you need to use supports like a vanilla mineshaft to stop that happening
no!
my pristine collapsefree streak
last time I played minecraft somehow people turned it into dark souls
ive played enough rlcraft to know minecraft combat will never be fun enough for a high skill ceiling
everyone slips up
gasp
Minecraft pvp
yeah minecraft pvp is
ok i guess
pre 1.9 it was the worst thing ever
atleast in post 1.9 the fights can last under a second
Id make an adult joke with click strength but that feels immature
look at this cute kitty
coming from someone who started playing pre infdev
clickpvp is the worst XD
ik theres alot of cool strategies around it
but like.
they arent fun
door strat
who has the better autoclicker the game
Hello my fellow PZ player, I have a personal problem, can someone help me?
wasn't there also like a grass strat?
begone
like planting grass to block 1 attack from the enemy
and you can follow up with your own attack
uh
I'm still 18 and not matured
I don't think discord is the best place for it
a bunch of strangers on the internet ain't gonna fix your problems
I hve no friends that I can share with
Peanits
fetus 

gurt is fetus?
taht past tense is giving me anxiety
wtf
my youth is burning bright
👋👋
weird dog
it was on a mp server that isnt up anymore XD
Hello
it didnt like, burn down
also weird dog
It will really help my college life fr
honestly an even worse fate
but yeah even with the much more primitive tech of tfc, you can do basically most things as vanilla minecraft.
just, different and more immersive
can I cook an airfryer?
Alr, thanks for replying tho. Have a good night everyone
cook an airfryer
awsome
(what)
but yeah if you want a cool survival challenge check out tfc next time you wanna play minecraft
its good fun
airfry the weinermobile

ive lost the plot
weiner bus
i've lost my mind
i can see that
where did it go?
@chrome jetty 🥀
go find it
nobody knows
have you seen a pile of fat and water on the floor
good question
mm
murph do you have a lows or homedepot nearby? I know those are crucial for your habitat
could anyone help me and know anything about loading into a multiplayer server black screening after the screen "This is how you die"
@twin bear pretend your on lsd and try drawing a cat
i am making myself paranoid on night raids
did i do it right
cat
that is a cat
He's on lsd so
is pretty good u be making alot all at once i couldnt even finish my godot projects lol
It's the tism
i locked in on making like 8 different vehicle textures a bit ago
for PZ
my strong suits are probably writing lore and doing textures
MAYBE. modeling but i doubt it
also i love the lore accurate doctors handwriting
Died for science
There are no survivors in the midwest exclusion zone.
balls
vaporub
OH DEAR LORD IM NEAR THERE
The exclusion zone is only filled with infected. There are no survivors uninfected.
could anyone help me and know anything about loading into a multiplayer server black screening after the screen "This is how you die"
Drawn by a friend of mine
one handing a shotgun is nuts
Like a literal black screen or does it kick you out?
merry
black screen
why is your hand so beeg?
Because if it’s the literal black screen, i just click once and wait for it to load
no loading no nothing
very close call
Okay class let's all rip apart gurt now
Wow okay
how long did u wait
DAMN IT 2 SECONDS TOO LONG
How many mods are there
you were caught in the crossfire
im homeschooled
I’m working with 8 gb ram, and 50ish mods (dependent on type of mod too) takes me like a couple mins (1-3) to get in
More crazy it is, the longer it takes
But if you’re waiting like damn 20-30 mins
well i have 32 gb of ram
8gb
thats me laughing
I got a Charlie horse and god it still hurts
i did not know anybody said charlie horse but my family
Rippp i tried gl soldier

thank u
HAHA
What do everyone else call it? The Charleston shuffle?
i dont know man
i dont talk to people
they weird
Charleston Equus caballus
It the horse
Its honse
face the wall
The name of the horse is Charlie and he bit me and really really hurts
the honse
Okay class we are gonna beat up scav
angry swedish man screaming loudly at his computer
I wish I have a braincell
I haven't slept for so long
@frail shadow wen he dont get the single braincell puff and pass of the server
mom said it’s my turn
who is mom
progenitor
why did you go from happy cheery zelda to crackhead
for your profile pic
WHAT
IT LOOKED PRETTY
Merry show us your fent teeth
your pfp looks like this emoji

merry i have a pfp for you
propaganda
That pretty hot
bro aint know nothin'
fart
NO
why not
cute seal
lovely dog
how about this one
Yo merry showing there true face
weird dog
Its literally ME
NO
does he know he is alive?
yo its sean mcgire from project zomboid the discord server where people who play the game zomboid can share their experiences, tips, and tricks! I wonder what sean will have to say
This is literally me (my hand)
lovely dog
i dont have any cute animals in my house
That dog is my friend puppy and he said he didn't use the restroom but walk in piss on the floor and got spooked from pissing and fall back into the piss
i have cute animals outside it though
youve got foxes, many birbs, skunks, a cat that wants to eat all the other animals
These two are my little shit
i like skunks
Oh I am own by this creature she give me socks for being a servant to
skunks are like cats but less neurotic
cats dont have an aoe attack
Happy wednesday
🤔
its 3 minutes from friday here...
couple more hours for me
Use that brain yoy have
WAHAHHA why he tripping
hello
Her brain is hollow all she know is to throw her whole body onto you until you kiss her on her head enough
Gurt you like me right
ugly ahh fingers
mean
No im good
Not really a good gurt then
Im the hero of the story
We need to replace this one this one is broken
this guys one of the more tame critters on here and you’re being mean
rip this man apart
Nice gurts always finish last
playing halo again is nice
which one?
the
nice
im the best go me
Nice gurt does finished at all
ballin'
what can I say, I am a man of endurance
Are you a cat girl though
cat and girl
this one is better
i fear for the fish boy
Thats so cute
Brb
fear is love
light and effective, just not in my hands
I couldn't find a good idea have two wolves inside me meme :(
everyones got that wolf deep inside them
This is her waiting for me after my 12 hour shift
She was disappointed
ominous
weird person
There was no joy there was judgement and attitude
Me to the 5th guy who asked for Adderall 15 days early
🥀
hey can I get some Adderall?
I don't know what came over me
Oh good heaven
X.X
a sacrifice that must be made
Did you atleast throw the othere two near like a school so children will find it?
i gave them to some random guys i met in an alleyway so i know they're in good hands
Was he fent walking
Oh he fent dancing
fr
This is the boy when he’s being annoying
Is this your dog
Yes
It so derpu
weird dog
lovely dog
bayonetta damve
c
dance
I'm literally limb due to this fucking Charles horse this ain't normal
I call luna my luny toony
I have a girl bulldog named libby cee (a play on my hometown) and i call her mimi or mama girl or cow
having a little walk
Speaking of stray cats
Or outdoor cats I should say
I was walking my dog around a nearby pond
And the most war torn grizzled feral cat I've seen in a while
Was hunting fish and toads in the pond
He was so badass
Sorry your cat won't come in
That cat will hunt me and my dogs
Exactly take that cat
Lol
If it likes you it will feed you
Mine liked to leave dead birds on my pillow
Too many times they were delivered still alive
But she only did it when we don't give her treat like it some kind of warning
That why we added a little bell on her
THISSSS
like knocked unconscious
Some were dead
But i did not like the still alive and then they run around my front door
She said pay the fine BITCH
Dead is a lot better than maimed and needing me to put it down
Mine torture mouses until she bored then she chew the heads off like a little psycho
I had a dwarf kitty with no front claws (not my doing)
So i have no idea why she was so good at hunting
She wasn’t even a stray
We genuinely had to take mouses away from them from how inhumane she treat them
She was just a lil sniper
She's trying to teach you how to hunt. She thinks you're going to struggle to provide.
I need to quit a job tomorrow with basically no notice
she basically thinks you’re stupid
Yeah
Well she now shits on my carpet dude to having a bell

I only started a month ago and they are already overstaffed
YAHOO
So that's not so bad right?
Can i help u
She has a litter box and she also goes outside she just do this if we don't give her wet food atleast once a night
I'm going to tell them I have a family emergency out of the country
Just show up to the shift then call off after 20 mins in said shift like someone i knew
Tell them u think you’re gonna have the flu today, and indefinitely
Okay you are right. I work alone on Saturday. I'll send them an email on Saturday saying that I don't feel safe there and I'm resigning immediately
tell them you have the plague !
Pick like 3 highly infectious diseases and rotate them every week or two
Genuinely I don't feel safe there
Ohh
Just block all communication after u say i quit
I personally don’t like leaving work places with bad rep
But if you really don’t feel safe, prioritize yourself
I'm the leasing agent at a slummy high rise building.
There are a lot of safety problems there. Drug abusers, unhoused people, and angry residents who are upset about their shitty practices.
In addition it's plagued with cockroaches and I'm scared of bringing them home.
Absolutely lol
People will try to follow other people in through secure doors and they yell at me to not let people do that.
I have already had a few tense moments with people because I wouldn't let them in
Yeah, i remember my nightmare situation with malpractice apartment nightmares lol
I am high excuse my extra dum
I’m pretty sure this one apartment i signed with at the time gave me an apartment of some deceased person,
Lots of
Red flags with moving in, i only stayed in it for a week
Before i was fed up with all the nastiness, tell me why cockroaches were squirming in the fucking FREEZER
WHY SRE THEY STILL ALIVE IN THE FREEZER TOO thats what set me off
I never slept there either, i was midst moving everything to there lol
I like my manager and the fantasy of being part of the team that turns the building around...
But I got hired at the building I live at and they want me to start Tuesday. And it doesn't have any of the issues my current place has.
Jesus
Me when i see wiggly monsters
Okay I feel better about scrapping the family emergency plan thank you
It was awful, our move in shit was delayed 6 hours (presumably bc they were “cleaning” out the ick of the previous tenant)
It’s my understanding that it was 1 of 2 things,
Either deceased person
Or someone who was unwillingly taken out aka squatter
Was your initial application really close to your move in date?
Bc when they finally allowed us access to moving shit, the carpets were half assed cleaned smelled like mold
No.
Not even.
HAHAH
they were very disorganized off the get go
@dawn jewel thank you
And we rented the uhaul specifically for the morning
Barely started getting it when the sun was setting
I'm starting to see that this is the case at many places. It's alarming and upsetting.
Thank you
Very much so, fucking vultures with money
But lousy upkeep
WHAT THE DOG DOIN
The bathtub looked like a smoker somehow hotboxed it
I like
cute
Bc why the fuck was it stained that nicotine yellow where your FEET is
the gunk
The GUNK
Feet smoking
One part about this that really interests me...
We will have an apartment sit vacant for months because we are too cheap to replace some burned up floors
But just 1 month's rent is more than enough to cover the cost of repairs.
Im happy i never showered in it
It doesn’t fit the budget of 50 days min vacation for management
All expenses paid
Yee fuck them who we fuckin?
can we skin castle next
i agree
Sometimes when my wife is sleeping and she seems kinda uneasy, she will reach over and pat around until she feels me and that calms her down 🩷
And if she does that and she can't find me she will shriek SLAPPY????????
It's really cute
Well the first part
And when you come in does she slap you and then calms down
The second part is usually accompanied with a scolding about staying up too late lol
Good night
Who b playin
weird dog
waw the walking dead early season is corny
This ain’t projectzbiod
@twin bear gonna play stalker shadow of Chernobyl, I need some peak
I have the two games after the shadow of Chernobyl too
PZ devs, where's my rat burger?
Rat devs, where's my PZ burger
I want a nice cold bottle of beer with a nice rat burger
Mistershark, my pookie bear, tell them what I want
suggest
I say
i require sustenance
By the nine, give this shark a nice steak fajita
weird dog
B41 when



Zorzor
i might actually get german duolingo for the funni
weird dog
Do it zorzor




