#general_chat

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twin bear
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oh heck nah

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tunnels?

chrome jetty
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and almost died to a fourth shortly after

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nah the office

twin bear
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was it by flood room

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ahh

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makes sense for that area as well

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did u take the truck extract

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one of my favorite ones to take

chrome jetty
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it was closest

twin bear
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bro risked it for the biscuit

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hopefully it didnt put a damper on ur ammo

chrome jetty
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we going back

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Nah i lost most of my good ammo lmao

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i still have 3 mags with good 545, but my backup stack is T

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Tbh i shoulda died

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I woulda stayed but i had no surgery

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just lost two limbs already again

twin bear
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they always delete my arms

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its annoying

tender igloo
mellow birch
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;v;

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some asked who... I'm not going to say his name, was

tender igloo
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LOL

mellow birch
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I explained it and got a 24 mute

twin bear
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when u HATE snoreline with a passion

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still havent done any shoreline tasks

mellow birch
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yes

brazen lantern
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I think I sold a perfect santa killa helmet for over 15 mil

twin bear
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yeah the events were amazing

brazen lantern
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Whatever made sense with the flea fee

twin bear
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flea is becoming pointless

neat moat
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youre a flea

twin bear
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everyone needs found in raid items anyway only barter items are worth selling now

chrome jetty
brazen lantern
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they were 5 mil for a bit and I waited until the stock went away

neat moat
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🍤

neat moat
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the fried one

tender igloo
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you made me drop my borccoli

lilac quarry
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who's jessica puppers

twin bear
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baddie 😭

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dlc ahh clothes

rain mango
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if only there was a list with automodded words to deter users from accidentally triggering it and being muted with little to no explanation

twin bear
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for a fucking top?!?!? ragman making that money fr

thin wedge
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too much work for mods

rain mango
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shit ur pants buddy @thin wedge

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how about that

brazen lantern
twin bear
thin wedge
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its all about drip not function

brazen lantern
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It is ALL about drip

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So sharp I kill mfs when they look my way

twin bear
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ill use this until kappa and even then prolly after for awhile

bronze moat
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SQUIRREL

chrome jetty
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Kapow

twin bear
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was buying every article of clothing but realized it was making me go broke unless i only ran labs or woods lmao

chrome jetty
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scav i keep dying

twin bear
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factory?

chrome jetty
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Im running out of moni lol

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I died twice on fac then on customs

brazen lantern
chrome jetty
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Going to grind woods, im on spt

twin bear
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customs has been funky for me, the audio is ass backwards alot

brazen lantern
chrome jetty
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I died cuz a bot phased through a door when i was brought near death lol

twin bear
chrome jetty
brazen lantern
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SPT ai is buggier than pve

twin bear
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live rn is a mess

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sain is better than live

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100%

chrome jetty
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I love sain

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Like every bot can kill u

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Ive hear spt with sain is harder than live

twin bear
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makes scavs actually a threat

thin wedge
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even bots be cheating in EPT

twin bear
twin bear
thin wedge
twin bear
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those fuckass raiders

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i love how i can come back after months and my stash and levels are still there

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i am NOT leveling mag drills again to pack at a decent speed

brazen lantern
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I mod that fucker bc im not maining tarkov

twin bear
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i need to die more 😭 or at least take dmg more often

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didnt they make it to where u cant cheese with fire barrels

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epic sad

mellow birch
brazen lantern
mellow birch
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bs

twin bear
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yeah it sucks

brazen lantern
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you just kinda need to take dmg and bleed

twin bear
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i used to do that alot

brazen lantern
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barbed wire should still work

twin bear
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i either die instantly or forget to pop a flare like a moron now lmao

twin bear
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need to run it anyways

brazen lantern
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be sure to look for the armor repair kit spawns

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one of the best parts of customs

twin bear
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bro i get such bad rng with those

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i find weapon kits tho

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especially as a scav

brazen lantern
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yeah you just gotta check the 3 spots on both sides of the river when you're near

twin bear
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storage by big red is my favorite place to look for em

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after this wipe for pvp ill prolly get back into it, the hardcore fucked with me alot tbh

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but as any true tarkov player would say

brazen lantern
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I like the new weapons on spt

twin bear
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ak50 backport slaps

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fucking great gun

brazen lantern
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aek 973 on shturman

twin bear
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dude aek is so good

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the recoil is nonexistent

brazen lantern
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I have the raid overhaul mod and I need to find these specific new bots and not found them yet

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its for unlocking a trader

twin bear
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Do u use tony

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He sells good kits

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Great trader mod just lacks quest content imo

brazen lantern
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no, just the raid overhaul guy and badger

twin bear
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Badger is a good one too

brazen lantern
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he's OP af

twin bear
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Raid overhaul is fun but i think i broke it with some mods

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I wish artem sold more vanilla gear at low level

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He's op as well

brazen lantern
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tony also looking op lol

twin bear
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yeah he is

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i made his prices wayyy higher

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sells for too cheap

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hands down one of my favorite additions in a long ass time

chrome jetty
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This plus 4 heavy bleeds

brazen lantern
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show me the nugget

twin bear
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fr lets see that limbless body

onyx igloo
brazen lantern
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I want coinshot

twin bear
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I better not lose my hearing this fuckass ear won't stop feeling it's likes bubbling

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Can feel my breathing in my eardrum 💀

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This is a sign to stop playing guess I'm done for the day lol

rain mango
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dawg ive had muffled hearing in my ear for months before

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multiple times

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you'll be oke

twin bear
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That is not normal

rain mango
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nothing about me is

twin bear
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Can't be

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Ur on discord true

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Nobody is normal

naive flicker
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True

mellow birch
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it’s the worst

twin bear
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It's fading but yeah

mellow birch
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and when you speak it sounds like a flashbang

twin bear
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Makes me tweak everytime low-key

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Yep

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Even shallow breathing could give me a headache

tiny heart
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Hi. New multiplayer update?

mellow birch
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a few times that’s happened mid-conversation with someone

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it doesn’t give me a headache but it is annoying an overwhelming

twin bear
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Not yet but stay tuned for a few million years

rain mango
tiny heart
rain mango
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hasnt happened for a while tho

mellow birch
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once my hearing was muffled for like a month or two

twin bear
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Youch

neat moat
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hello Evelyn

mellow birch
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I was picking my ear excessively then

twin bear
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Dude I kept diggin

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Like i thought it was a bug at first

mellow birch
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I wasn’t being that rough with myself

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but I was persistent

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inner ear itch

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just

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wouldn’t go away lol

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so tried to clean out the inside of my ear

twin bear
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Then i after i got shot with a loud ass lmg I realized me ear was geekin

mellow birch
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idk if I was just too rough

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or if I got a mild infection that resolved itself

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but I couldn’t hear out of that ear right for a month or two

neat moat
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I dont like this conversation unhappy

mellow birch
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now I’m way more careful about making sure my hands are clean before touching my ears

neat moat
mellow birch
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good news though- my hearing is not permanently broken

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if your hearing craps out you might not be fucked

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so try to stress less ;p

rain mango
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hru

neat moat
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go shower

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go brush your teeth

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clean your room!

rain mango
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cant

neat moat
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which one

rain mango
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any

neat moat
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why

rain mango
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grief

neat moat
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mood

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something bad happen?

rain mango
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no

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just mourning

neat moat
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mind if I ask for?

rain mango
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family member

neat moat
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fair enough

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recent?

quiet siren
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I ALMOST made a friend with a scavenger in Rainworld, but for some reason when I pressed the drop button to hand the fella a pearl, the game decided I was trying to steal a spear from him so he killed me

thin wedge
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real rainworld moments

neat moat
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time to wipe out that entire species for being a minor inconvenience

quiet siren
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I want friends : (

neat moat
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go find some

quiet siren
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Maybe it'll work next time

quiet siren
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Then he threw a spear through my skull lmao

neat moat
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oh I see

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friends in rimworld

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just go make some

quiet siren
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Rainworld, but yeah I'm trying

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I have a pearl as a peace offering

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Holy shit, just narrowly escaped a vulture

bronze moat
rain mango
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i never really mourned when he died

bronze moat
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I cried over horses. All my cats. A mouse. My parents. David Bowie. Not so much other peeps

neat moat
livid notch
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I cried over Arthur Morgan's death more times than my own grandpa's funeral

onyx igloo
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crazy

rain mango
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i cant truly get over it because i cant face it

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agonizing every time

neat moat
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Unfortunately I have no advice to give

rain mango
neat moat
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just the knowledge that we must, eventually, face it before we are consumed by grief

rain mango
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too accurate

neat moat
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I know 🤭

bronze moat
rain mango
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by it

neat moat
onyx igloo
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i dropped my sister kirby pillow on my cat and she just stared at me evilly

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she plans to kill me at dawn

neat moat
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I dont blame her

twin bear
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Wake up with ur eyeballs scratched out

neat moat
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wake up?

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no youre not waking up

chrome jetty
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kapow

brazen lantern
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kerchow

onyx igloo
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i love my rocky mountains mug

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its very cool

ivory grail
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How everyone YOU NEED TO WAKE UP JOHNATHAN everyone?

fickle lava
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How everyone everyone? Bruh you a word

bronze moat
rain mango
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that was mean as hell im sorry

ivory grail
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Everyone everyone :)

quiet siren
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Or just kill me for saving them from lizards

candid patio
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I got the job working at the apartment building that I already live at!

karmic jetty
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new episode of peacemaker!!!

neon bramble
severe agate
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Rat with a stick

frail shadow
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so talented

carmine monolith
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has science learned if capybaras have a brain yet

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im unconvinced

ivory grail
neat moat
carmine monolith
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its uncentralised

frail shadow
carmine monolith
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communist nervous system

neat moat
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I see

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so murph is like

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kinda like

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like a uh

carmine monolith
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like a jellyfish?

carmine monolith
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lol

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real

frail shadow
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how are you Gurt

neat moat
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I am me because I simply am

neon bramble
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balls

frail shadow
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insightful

carmine monolith
rose prawn
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@neat moat hi fishy hru

frail shadow
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they’re just dogs basically

rose prawn
neat moat
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Im doing good liz, hope youre enjoying your sunlamp

ivory grail
rose prawn
neat moat
ivory grail
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He doesn't like the guy at the butcher shop

neat moat
rose prawn
rose prawn
neat moat
carmine monolith
frail shadow
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Gurt thinks he’s evil evil but he’s only a reddit kind of evil

neat moat
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thats a bit of office humor

rose prawn
carmine monolith
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evil gurt be like
"today i will make a funny statement"

frail shadow
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it works for him

young kelp
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Fuck your big ass and your ||big maggot balls || beefanger
Silksong boss spoiler

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fight itself would've been fun

rose prawn
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Crazy statement

livid notch
carmine monolith
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woe, savage beastfly be upon ye

frail shadow
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valorant is okay to get away from the degenerates on CS

neon bramble
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too many early quitters

carmine monolith
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error detected

neon bramble
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the russian guy may be cursing my family but he will be there till the end of the match

carmine monolith
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you cannot play an fps game to escape degenerates

neon bramble
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well at least it's not league

carmine monolith
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fair

livid notch
frail shadow
livid notch
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I merely accept the counter strike ones more

frail shadow
neon bramble
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it's the chinese that do that in my experience

carmine monolith
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its like, a problem with every single pvp game in existence. some are worse than others, obviously.

but games with rank systems. It attracts people whose entire reason for playing is to be better than other people

neat moat
carmine monolith
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and those types of people, are insufferable

neat moat
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what did I miss?

neon bramble
young kelp
neon bramble
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large teams and people are more chill

young kelp
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||both parts||

rose prawn
young kelp
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its not actually a hard boss

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no idea why people complained about it

neon bramble
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I love the drunk dads brawling it out in mwo and the stoned tank drivers in squad

carmine monolith
neat moat
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Murph ur a bug girl?

rose prawn
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I really want rim world but it’s 30 bucks 😔

carmine monolith
carmine monolith
neat moat
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define a few murph

carmine monolith
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3 or 4

rose prawn
neon bramble
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I think people were just caught off guard by the double damage for days

young kelp
onyx igloo
neat moat
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ah I see

young kelp
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at least in HK you can hit a lever

carmine monolith
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real

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ive never beaten hollowknight, though

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ive seen people play through it

livid notch
neon bramble
carmine monolith
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i never had hollowknight on a keyboard and i despise controller controls, main reason im playing silksong and havent beaten hollowknight

neon bramble
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just takes a lot more effort

carmine monolith
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a lot more effort being one search query on a certain website

neon bramble
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matching versions

rose prawn
neat moat
rose prawn
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Thats why I want it

twin bear
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"insurance"

young kelp
carmine monolith
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brass

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i know that alloy

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its zinc and copper!

neat moat
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murph final boss

carmine monolith
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spoilers

neat moat
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If I ever get around to it I will definitely shape bronze

carmine monolith
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just play tfc or vintage story.

neon bramble
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I want to own one of those bronze muscle cuirasses

carmine monolith
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youll love bronze

neon bramble
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tfc?

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terrafirmacraft?

carmine monolith
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ye

neon bramble
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lmao

carmine monolith
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what vintage story was based on

neon bramble
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the copper quest

carmine monolith
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i love the copper quest

neon bramble
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huh vintage story is based on tfc? didnt know what

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does vintage story have sluicing

carmine monolith
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yerp

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vintage story is in a wierd spot

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it has some mechanics that are far more fleshed out that tfcs mechanics

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knapping, meals, forging

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but other mechanics are extremely primitive compared to tfcs

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worldgen, cave systems, collapses, etc

neon bramble
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cave collapses

onyx igloo
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i do hope they release it to steam

neon bramble
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yo that sounds sick

carmine monolith
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yeah if you mine wrong in tfc the stone above turns to cobble and fills in your mine.

its the main way new players are killed. its great fun

onyx igloo
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im not sure about logging into a website i dont really know much about and paying for a game

neat moat
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murph Ill collapse one of your caves in on you

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as a prank of course

carmine monolith
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you need to use supports like a vanilla mineshaft to stop that happening

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no!

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my pristine collapsefree streak

neon bramble
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last time I played minecraft somehow people turned it into dark souls

carmine monolith
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ive played enough rlcraft to know minecraft combat will never be fun enough for a high skill ceiling

neat moat
carmine monolith
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not me

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:)

neat moat
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overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer....

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👁 👁

carmine monolith
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gasp

carmine monolith
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yeah minecraft pvp is

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ok i guess

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pre 1.9 it was the worst thing ever

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atleast in post 1.9 the fights can last under a second

neat moat
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Id make an adult joke with click strength but that feels immature

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look at this cute kitty

carmine monolith
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coming from someone who started playing pre infdev

carmine monolith
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clickpvp is the worst XD

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ik theres alot of cool strategies around it

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but like.

they arent fun

young kelp
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door strat

neat moat
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who has the better autoclicker the game

young kelp
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web trap

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the fishing rod

plush kraken
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Hello my fellow PZ player, I have a personal problem, can someone help me?

young kelp
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wasn't there also like a grass strat?

neat moat
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begone

young kelp
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like planting grass to block 1 attack from the enemy

young kelp
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and you can follow up with your own attack

plush kraken
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My problem isn't about the game

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It's about my social life

neat moat
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uh

plush kraken
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I'm still 18 and not matured

young kelp
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I don't think discord is the best place for it

neat moat
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a bunch of strangers on the internet ain't gonna fix your problems

plush kraken
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I hve no friends that I can share with

karmic jetty
icy vigil
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Peanits

plush kraken
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It's not that deep

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It's about my physical life

karmic jetty
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fetus you

carmine monolith
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@neat moat

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here was my tfc town

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i liked it alot

neat moat
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zo is old lady

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no

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old person*

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yes

karmic jetty
carmine monolith
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gurt is fetus?

neat moat
carmine monolith
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wtf

karmic jetty
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my youth is burning bright

rain mango
carmine monolith
plush kraken
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Hello

carmine monolith
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it didnt like, burn down

rain mango
plush kraken
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Maybe someone

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Hear me out

plush kraken
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It will really help my college life fr

neat moat
carmine monolith
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but yeah even with the much more primitive tech of tfc, you can do basically most things as vanilla minecraft.

just, different and more immersive

neat moat
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can I cook an airfryer?

plush kraken
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Alr, thanks for replying tho. Have a good night everyone

carmine monolith
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cook.... like the machine?

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like the entire thing into a oven

neat moat
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cook an airfryer

carmine monolith
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i dont

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know what you mean

neat moat
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cook

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an

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air

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fryer

carmine monolith
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uh

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sure?

neat moat
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awsome

carmine monolith
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(what)

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but yeah if you want a cool survival challenge check out tfc next time you wanna play minecraft

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its good fun

onyx igloo
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airfry the weinermobile

dawn jewel
onyx igloo
carmine monolith
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ive lost the plot

neat moat
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weiner bus

onyx igloo
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i've lost my mind

carmine monolith
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i can see that

onyx igloo
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where did it go?

twin bear
neat moat
onyx igloo
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nobody knows

onyx igloo
carmine monolith
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why the four images

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why not just one smh smh

neat moat
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good question

twin bear
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sus username

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is all

carmine monolith
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mm

neat moat
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murph do you have a lows or homedepot nearby? I know those are crucial for your habitat

onyx igloo
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the migration of the bobs....

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they move to greener pastures

wintry kettle
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could anyone help me and know anything about loading into a multiplayer server black screening after the screen "This is how you die"

pale berry
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@twin bear pretend your on lsd and try drawing a cat

twin bear
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i am making myself paranoid on night raids

twin bear
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cat

onyx igloo
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that is a cat

pale berry
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He's on lsd so

onyx igloo
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thats what he looks like

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right

pale berry
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Yeah that's a cat sure

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@twin bear do you like viralworld btw

onyx igloo
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it wasnt a cat

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it was the guy who gave me the lsd

twin bear
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is pretty good u be making alot all at once i couldnt even finish my godot projects lol

pale berry
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It's the tism

onyx igloo
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i locked in on making like 8 different vehicle textures a bit ago

pale berry
onyx igloo
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for PZ

carmine monolith
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olivia no

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D:

onyx igloo
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my strong suits are probably writing lore and doing textures

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MAYBE. modeling but i doubt it

carmine monolith
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also i love the lore accurate doctors handwriting

pale berry
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There are no survivors in the midwest exclusion zone.

neon bramble
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balls

neat moat
onyx igloo
pale berry
wintry kettle
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could anyone help me and know anything about loading into a multiplayer server black screening after the screen "This is how you die"

pale berry
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Drawn by a friend of mine

frail shadow
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one handing a shotgun is nuts

pale berry
neat moat
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ok my area is unaffected

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bueno

dawn jewel
neat moat
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merry

wintry kettle
neat moat
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why is your hand so beeg?

dawn jewel
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Because if it’s the literal black screen, i just click once and wait for it to load

wintry kettle
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no loading no nothing

onyx igloo
dawn jewel
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My computer shitty

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So takes a bit

neat moat
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haha

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bit

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get it?

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cus zomboid

pale berry
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Okay class let's all rip apart gurt now

wintry kettle
onyx igloo
dawn jewel
onyx igloo
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you were caught in the crossfire

pale berry
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I see how it is sean.

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UNINVITED to my minecraft birthday party

onyx igloo
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NO

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FUCK

pale berry
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We are NOT sitting together on the school bus

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We will NOT eat lunch together

onyx igloo
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im homeschooled

pale berry
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I will NOT share my candy wit- shit

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WAIT I SAID BAD WORD

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NO DONT TELL MOM

dawn jewel
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I’m working with 8 gb ram, and 50ish mods (dependent on type of mod too) takes me like a couple mins (1-3) to get in

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More crazy it is, the longer it takes

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But if you’re waiting like damn 20-30 mins

pale berry
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ILL SHARE HALLOWEEN CANDY TOO!!!

onyx igloo
frail shadow
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8gb

onyx igloo
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thats me laughing

ivory grail
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I got a Charlie horse and god it still hurts

onyx igloo
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i did not know anybody said charlie horse but my family

dawn jewel
wintry kettle
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nvm

dawn jewel
wintry kettle
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thank u

dawn jewel
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HAHA

ivory grail
onyx igloo
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i dont talk to people

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they weird

frail shadow
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charlie horse

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what the hell is that

onyx igloo
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Charleston Equus caballus

ivory grail
dawn jewel
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Its honse

frail shadow
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face the wall

ivory grail
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The name of the horse is Charlie and he bit me and really really hurts

twin bear
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the honse

rain mango
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how does the honse has fingers

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weird giraffe

pale berry
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Okay class we are gonna beat up scav

frail shadow
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you people share a singular braincell

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you just pass it around

ivory grail
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I haven't slept for so long

rain mango
frail shadow
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mom said it’s my turn

onyx igloo
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who is mom

frail shadow
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progenitor

onyx igloo
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what

white obsidian
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for your profile pic

dawn jewel
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IT LOOKED PRETTY

ivory grail
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Merry show us your fent teeth

white obsidian
white obsidian
dawn jewel
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Imma find another pfp i swear to god

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RAAA

onyx igloo
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merry i have a pfp for you

ivory grail
carmine monolith
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there are survivors

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!!!

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(real)

ivory grail
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This dogs can't be real

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That thing doesn't know what anything is

onyx igloo
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bro aint know nothin'

white obsidian
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fart

hardy muralBOT
onyx igloo
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shart

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and then

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shit

dawn jewel
onyx igloo
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why not

carmine monolith
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cute seal

rain mango
onyx igloo
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how about this one

ivory grail
dawn jewel
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I kinda like that one actually

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LMFAO

onyx igloo
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its me

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me in the mirror

dawn jewel
dawn jewel
rain mango
carmine monolith
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yo its sean mcgire from project zomboid the discord server where people who play the game zomboid can share their experiences, tips, and tricks! I wonder what sean will have to say

ivory grail
rain mango
carmine monolith
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i dont have any cute animals in my house

ivory grail
carmine monolith
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i have cute animals outside it though

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youve got foxes, many birbs, skunks, a cat that wants to eat all the other animals

ivory grail
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These two are my little shit

frail shadow
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i like skunks

ivory grail
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Oh I am own by this creature she give me socks for being a servant to

carmine monolith
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skunks are like cats but less neurotic

neat moat
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cats dont have an aoe attack

carmine monolith
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they do

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its just not physical

icy vigil
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Happy wednesday

neat moat
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🤔

carmine monolith
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its 3 minutes from friday here...

neat moat
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couple more hours for me

neat moat
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what

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what-

ivory grail
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Use that brain yoy have

neat moat
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whqts is happening

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to..

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m-me..

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA

dawn jewel
neat moat
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hello

ivory grail
ivory grail
neat moat
frail shadow
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mean

neat moat
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No im good

ivory grail
neat moat
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Im the hero of the story

ivory grail
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We need to replace this one this one is broken

frail shadow
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this guys one of the more tame critters on here and you’re being mean

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rip this man apart

neat moat
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Nice gurts always finish last

heavy ivy
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playing halo again is nice

neat moat
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which one?

frail shadow
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the

heavy ivy
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i just finished CE

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prolly play some of 2 tonight

candid patio
neat moat
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nice

candid patio
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im the best go me

ivory grail
heavy ivy
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ballin'

neat moat
ivory grail
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Are you a cat girl though

neat moat
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of course

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I have two spirits in me

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one is a cat girl

heavy ivy
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cat and girl

neat moat
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the other is a fish boy

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oh

neat moat
candid patio
neat moat
twin bear
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light and effective, just not in my hands

ivory grail
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I couldn't find a good idea have two wolves inside me meme :(

neat moat
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cat and girl

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the spider had the right idea

twin bear
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everyones got that wolf deep inside them

ivory grail
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She was disappointed

neat moat
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ominous

ivory grail
ivory grail
twin bear
neat moat
neat moat
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X.X

ivory grail
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Eww a dead goldfish

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Anyway

twin bear
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a sacrifice that must be made

ivory grail
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Did you atleast throw the othere two near like a school so children will find it?

twin bear
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i gave them to some random guys i met in an alleyway so i know they're in good hands

ivory grail
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Was he fent walking

twin bear
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fr

dawn jewel
ivory grail
dawn jewel
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Yes

ivory grail
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It so derpu

dawn jewel
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LOL

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Hes a handsome man

ivory grail
dawn jewel
rain mango
ivory grail
rain mango
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weird dog

rain mango
dawn jewel
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The handsome man with handsome plan

ivory grail
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I'm literally limb due to this fucking Charles horse this ain't normal

dawn jewel
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His name is blue

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But i call him blueness or the boy

ivory grail
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I call luna my luny toony

dawn jewel
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HAHAHA thats a good one

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I love nicknames for pets

ivory grail
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Rocky is Rocko jocko

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While camo my cat i just call princess or your majesty

dawn jewel
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I have a girl bulldog named libby cee (a play on my hometown) and i call her mimi or mama girl or cow

ivory grail
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Who at the moment is being ASSHOLE

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It 12:24 am come in

frail shadow
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having a little walk

candid patio
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Speaking of stray cats

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Or outdoor cats I should say

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I was walking my dog around a nearby pond

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And the most war torn grizzled feral cat I've seen in a while

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Was hunting fish and toads in the pond

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He was so badass

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Sorry your cat won't come in

ivory grail
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Take that cat

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Bring it home

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I got the little fucker

candid patio
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That cat will hunt me and my dogs

ivory grail
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Exactly take that cat

candid patio
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Lol

ivory grail
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If it likes you it will feed you

dawn jewel
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Oh no

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No random rats or birds on my front door pls

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Thats what my kitty used to do

ivory grail
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Mine liked to leave dead birds on my pillow

candid patio
ivory grail
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But she only did it when we don't give her treat like it some kind of warning

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That why we added a little bell on her

dawn jewel
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like knocked unconscious

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Some were dead

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But i did not like the still alive and then they run around my front door

dawn jewel
candid patio
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Dead is a lot better than maimed and needing me to put it down

ivory grail
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Mine torture mouses until she bored then she chew the heads off like a little psycho

dawn jewel
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I had a dwarf kitty with no front claws (not my doing)

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So i have no idea why she was so good at hunting

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She wasn’t even a stray

ivory grail
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We genuinely had to take mouses away from them from how inhumane she treat them

dawn jewel
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She was just a lil sniper

last spoke
candid patio
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I need to quit a job tomorrow with basically no notice

frail shadow
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she basically thinks you’re stupid

last spoke
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Yeah

ivory grail
last spoke
candid patio
dawn jewel
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YAHOO

candid patio
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So that's not so bad right?

dawn jewel
ivory grail
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She has a litter box and she also goes outside she just do this if we don't give her wet food atleast once a night

dawn jewel
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Take a stapler along the way out

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YEHEY

candid patio
ivory grail
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Just tell them you quit

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10 minutes before shift

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Then block all communication

dawn jewel
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Just show up to the shift then call off after 20 mins in said shift like someone i knew

frail shadow
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i guess you don’t owe them notice

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fuck em

dawn jewel
candid patio
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Okay you are right. I work alone on Saturday. I'll send them an email on Saturday saying that I don't feel safe there and I'm resigning immediately

frail shadow
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tell them you have the plague !

last spoke
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Pick like 3 highly infectious diseases and rotate them every week or two

dawn jewel
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Huh

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What do you work that you don’t feel safe

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Or is that just cop out

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To quit

candid patio
dawn jewel
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Ohh

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Just block all communication after u say i quit

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I personally don’t like leaving work places with bad rep

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But if you really don’t feel safe, prioritize yourself

frail shadow
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they don’t typically bother snitching

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unless someone asks

dawn jewel
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Just leave them out of your resume ong

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LOL

candid patio
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I'm the leasing agent at a slummy high rise building.

There are a lot of safety problems there. Drug abusers, unhoused people, and angry residents who are upset about their shitty practices.

In addition it's plagued with cockroaches and I'm scared of bringing them home.

candid patio
candid patio
dawn jewel
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I am high excuse my extra dum

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I’m pretty sure this one apartment i signed with at the time gave me an apartment of some deceased person,

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Lots of

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Red flags with moving in, i only stayed in it for a week

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Before i was fed up with all the nastiness, tell me why cockroaches were squirming in the fucking FREEZER

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WHY SRE THEY STILL ALIVE IN THE FREEZER TOO thats what set me off

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I never slept there either, i was midst moving everything to there lol

frail shadow
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you’re in THEIR home dude

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ungrateful

candid patio
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I like my manager and the fantasy of being part of the team that turns the building around...

But I got hired at the building I live at and they want me to start Tuesday. And it doesn't have any of the issues my current place has.

dawn jewel
dawn jewel
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Me when i see wiggly monsters

candid patio
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Okay I feel better about scrapping the family emergency plan thank you

dawn jewel
# candid patio Jesus

It was awful, our move in shit was delayed 6 hours (presumably bc they were “cleaning” out the ick of the previous tenant)

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It’s my understanding that it was 1 of 2 things,

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Either deceased person

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Or someone who was unwillingly taken out aka squatter

candid patio
dawn jewel
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Bc when they finally allowed us access to moving shit, the carpets were half assed cleaned smelled like mold

dawn jewel
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Not even.

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HAHAH

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they were very disorganized off the get go

white obsidian
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@dawn jewel thank you

dawn jewel
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And we rented the uhaul specifically for the morning

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Barely started getting it when the sun was setting

candid patio
dawn jewel
white obsidian
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also

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better pfp

dawn jewel
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But lousy upkeep

dawn jewel
neon bramble
dawn jewel
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The bathtub looked like a smoker somehow hotboxed it

neat moat
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I like

white obsidian
dawn jewel
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Bc why the fuck was it stained that nicotine yellow where your FEET is

dawn jewel
candid patio
# dawn jewel But lousy upkeep

One part about this that really interests me...

We will have an apartment sit vacant for months because we are too cheap to replace some burned up floors

But just 1 month's rent is more than enough to cover the cost of repairs.

dawn jewel
dawn jewel
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All expenses paid

candid patio
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Yeah something like that

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And then they get mad at me and say I can't close lol

dawn jewel
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Yee fuck them

ivory grail
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Yee fuck them who we fuckin?

dawn jewel
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Jeff bezos😔

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We gotta get the bank somehow

twin bear
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only had to kill three men for all this amazing junk

neat moat
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Jeff bozo

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

frail shadow
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you have a cat ?

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you skinned a cat and shoved it im your pack

neat moat
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can we skin castle next

stone meadow
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i agree

candid patio
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Sometimes when my wife is sleeping and she seems kinda uneasy, she will reach over and pat around until she feels me and that calms her down 🩷

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And if she does that and she can't find me she will shriek SLAPPY????????

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It's really cute

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Well the first part

ivory grail
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And when you come in does she slap you and then calms down

candid patio
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The second part is usually accompanied with a scolding about staying up too late lol

ivory grail
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I think i'm finally shutting down

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I 'm gonna try to sleep now

candid patio
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Good night

silk void
#

Who b playin

rain mango
#

waw the walking dead early season is corny

loud pumice
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Where ketamine?

strange cliff
dawn jewel
livid notch
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@twin bear gonna play stalker shadow of Chernobyl, I need some peak

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I have the two games after the shadow of Chernobyl too

loud pumice
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PZ devs, where's my rat burger?

icy vigil
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Rat devs, where's my PZ burger

loud pumice
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I want a nice cold bottle of beer with a nice rat burger

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Mistershark, my pookie bear, tell them what I want

icy vigil
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NO

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TELL ME WHAT I WANT

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give me a food

loud pumice
icy vigil
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suggest

loud pumice
#

I say

icy vigil
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i require sustenance

loud pumice
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By the nine, give this shark a nice steak fajita

icy vigil
#

🤔

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burger it is

loud pumice
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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B42 more like B4ever

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Ooooooooooooohhhhhhh

rain mango
surreal mirage
#

B41 when

loud pumice
surreal mirage
karmic jetty
surreal mirage
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Zorzor

karmic jetty
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das auto

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ich habe hungery as a horse

surreal mirage
karmic jetty
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i might actually get german duolingo for the funni

rain mango
surreal mirage
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Do it zorzor