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I am playing reforged mod, base game you dont need to temper your loot goblining
you desprately want every heavy armor and helmet you can get your hands on
weird dog
Kapow
What a good doggo
Tough love?
expected, they name their games after the bosses
its why it purrs when hit
Just getting that skritch
imagine a dog with human nails
No don’t
wed get scritches
Don’t imagine it
The ball beast
ball diver
hm archually its a beetle
weird dog
I don't think its a beetle
its back is very flexible
beetle backs can't wiggle like that
weird dog throwing it back
weird dog
thats a very educated take
worm like body
its segmented exoskeleton too
I am the worst zomboid player in all of history
Did I hear wrongly. Nintenslop actually got a patent approved for using summons in battles....?
its trying too
No you heard right they are trying to
man fire emblem sure came a long way
no idea if its gonna go through tho, like its a very broad thing
you don't even summon in pokemon
you throw balls
pokemons are trapped in the balls
you release them
not summon them
still waiting for WB to let go of the nemesis system
which is very cool and hip
Nintendo is so aggressive with their patents
all the cool kids are throwing balls of cute animals
everyone gonna find a loop hole if it does go through
$80 dollar for same Mario kart
If they get in my way of using goons to do my bidding, I will slug the CEO in the face.
hana dont say goon 
Gotta grasp at every shitty business practice you can if your games are shit
you call for it
but pokemon doesnt have witchcraft
how are they familiars
point your staff in the air as a sign for calling
and they come out
no not in pokemon
in other games
oh ok
if the patent does go through
They'll get in the way of LAD's Poundmate system as well.
Pokemon is my cash cow so I’m gonna move the market heavily in my favor. That there can be no other games similar to my cash cow so that it’s forever a cash cow
everyone just gonna loop around it

living life
still its stupid, you don't even summon shit in pokemon
Because there are a few Poundmates that summon a helper on-stage to fight alongside you.
WEIRD dog
What realistically happens if Nintendo loses the lawsuit
there's no summoning in pokemon
weird dog on tree
nothing happens
if they win
poundmate? Hehehehe
every games just gonna rename summon
it won't be summoning anymore
Natural habitat
They try again. While brainstorming how to come up with the next mechanically-legal ripoff of Palworld.
weird dog!
weird puppy and weird bird
Get back in the bag, goon.
NEVER.
Hana is officially out of touch
It took me this long to get out. You'll never entrap me again!
LMAO
does hana also employ schmucks

weird
dog
Cat army?
weird dogs in the chat
Zor has a combined 1 brain cell that appears every hour once
I really vibe with unexpected item in bagging area. Cause it seems everyone wants to for some reason, bag me.
But I'm too precious.
zo is weird dog advocate

thought gone
advocado
weird dog
I have never heard a bigger lie in my life
if only, none of my family members own a cat
everyone owns a dog
we do too
we got 2
which isnt weird
You mean my d-
weird dog
Nintendo more like Nintendobeapieceofshit.
1 we got for free given by our family members as theirs give birth
the other we found on the street left alone
The creature is contained. O repeat, the cats back in the bag. Code Green
whos O
at it isnt hoyo or other gacha hell companies
(dont look at fire emblem heroes pls)
O is how many braincells I have left coming back here.
0O0
General chat buff
nah you just played it for 18h straight
I would
if it wasn't frustrating

skill issue
I spent an hour killing a boss
Silk issue.
im waiting for the dlc bundle next year, then ill play hollower knight
Keeping the mindset of
You can kill me as many times as you can, but I only need to do it once
insert cash or select payment type
A gacha hell studio making a PS-exclusive then convincing them to PC port by giving them a perfect one, earning them bajillions and opening the way for more ports.
PS actually working hand-in-hand with XBox, giving everybody hope for an end to the console wars.
Lmao, game is the dark souls of [insert genre]
Love it when journos use that lazy description
journo jourvanna
Wasn't there a journo who ragequit Silksong?
Like when YouTubers clickbait some review of a difficult game they played. "THIS GAME HATES YOU"
probably didn't make it past the tutorial
You've said that about 30 games this year bud
i think ethics dont apply to gachas so ur argument is invalid for me (i actually dont know how to respond)))
tbh some of the boss runbacks are miserable, but I am not sure he got that far
Silksong, the game doesn't hate you
To be fair. Pathologic unironically kind of does.
also the platforming section to unlock double jump
This game hates you, it wishes you were never born
lmao
Its the capitalism
He apparently deathlooped the spikepits because he couldn't get the timing for the little bouncy red thingies.
its religion
lmao
religion's always been a greedy bitch
weird dog
bro didnt get halfway through act 1
Enemy spoilers
||literally some late game enemies only drop 1-3 rosaries, the early enemies drop 5-7||
I'm starting to realize why I stuck to Smokey and never left.
haha cant go back
theres this game i really want
its a mix of 60 seconds and S.T.A.L.K.E.R
its not that bad
its actually better
pretty awesome
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HK runbacks were a nightmare
a lot of runbacks take like 3 mins
I didnt realize I can attack
oh the misery
so I sat there until I died
PAcifiest runs be like:
the boss wasn't even that hard I just hated the gauntlet lmao
I mostly did the godslayer stuff
what runbacks 
beat the game once then its just pantheons for days
took me weeks to no hit PV in HK lmao
colo too
fun fight
Colo was a nightmare
not only was it due to aphids
my device
a damn potato
I dont know what it says about me that I did my best to avoid platforming in a platforming game
trial of fools is the most mileage I got out of the nail arts

Revolver Hatsune
i need a server to join that has high pop and no sprinters
It’s a damn maze, not only was the game not my style I kept getting lost 😭
the game starts you off in a central area too
everybody wants to be my enemyyyyy
I think what makes the runbacks painful in silksong is
the aggressive enemies + hornet's fragility
Oe yapo pa kuando el multiplayer llevo cualquier rato esperando
the mantis lords was one of the longest run backs
wait I saw a meme of it earlier, gonna try to find it
you can slip past the mantises easy
then there's that one runback with an asshole carrying a pitchfork perfectly poised to shamk you before getting to the boss
is this hollow knight stuff
mantis lords are the most predictable bosses tho
WHEN IS B42 MULTIPLAYER ON SALE?
its out already
very fun too
devs said they were designed to teach the players how to dodge
both normal form and Sisters
a 3v1 never felt so fair
its a balanced fight
sisters was really cool

Has the b42 multiplayer come out yet?
yes
go look
its out right now
isnt that great??
I don't understand
always bow to both grimms, mantis lords and sisters, as well as the 3 brothers and sly
its out right now b42 mp is out
it helps that they only deal 1 mask of damage
trust me
the 3 brothers are great, they're pretty parryable
NOSSA
now that I'm watching the fight again, there's really a lot less moving in HK lmao
you can stay on the ground more
hornet does a lot of air combat
fights are slower if you don't actively use your air options
final hornet was a legit 30 min slog until i beat her
Did multiplayer come out or not?
bro yes or not
bro i dont understand inglish
how many fights force you to get good in the air again
yes or not
true radiance, that flaoting asshole markoth
which guy
markoth can suck a big one jesus
oh lmao yea
and the one that summons 4 swords
whatshisname
that one was easy idk why
3 of the dream enemies are air fights
Xero
I HATE THE DREAM SOUL MASTER I HATE THE DREAM SOUL MASTER I HATE THE DREAM SOUL MASTER
4 of the dream bosses
are about knowing how to move in the air
Gorb, Xero, No eyes, and Markoth(fucking bastard)
other bosses that require a lot of air time could also be PV unless you know how to properly time your deep dives or parry
stupid lightspeed shield
Does UUmUU count?
uumuu can be bullied by spamming spells
and dosen't have a fucking shield
also nice enough to have summons you can get soul from
also one thing I noticed in SS is that you can get Iframes when you parry certain projectiles
uumuu with flower
can you do pantheon of hallownest with flower
i guess
or is it not taken into the dream realm
pale knight is reborn
no dont think it stops dash
oh its only the stag and dreamgates break the flower
apart from taking damage
so if you can somehow bring the flower in the godhome
its gonna constantly be a no hit fight
Wait, was that a real ending?
would anyone know how to make the fps go higher? I try raising the fps cap higher but it does not seem to want to go up any higher than 60fps.
Sup
why would you want to go above 60fps
especially in PZ
there's no timing anything in PZ
no thats a meme
If you play in 120 fps that's 60 frames per eye per second for double the gaming
unless you mean the void ending with the flower
giving the live godseeker the flower and killing P5
this fat dude
exactly
who dis
Awoken real world godseeker
that is hollow knight content, and yes it does
are you saying that because stardust crusaders is a 0/10?
No
I played Hollow Knight
Didn't finish it, but got close
If it had a story, I didn't get it
Also fuck you Stardust Crusaders is peak
I accept that Jotaro is a shitty protagonist and that there's no real plot
Just a mission and the enemies they fight in the way
Still the fights are peak and funny
trash
never watched it
Fair
That one truly is shitty
Just two dudes shooting energy blast till one makes a stronger one and wins smh
Jojo has better fight scenes
Goku the best tho
how long will it take people to realize that jotaro isnt even the protag of part 3
its called STARDUST CRUSADERS not JOTARO
joseph is also jojo
joseph is in every single episode of stardust crusaders
i do agree that stardust crusaders lacks the substance of all the other parts
dio is the best villain in the series but the main cast wasnt as interesting as the main cast of the other seasons
It’s ass
theres a reason why more people know dio than jotaro
Part 1 and 2 were so good in comparison
dio carried part 3 so hard
the whole traveling the world stuff went on wayyyy too long
the stands were interesting but predictable due to the tarot cards
luigi

hes such a cheery guy
so carefree and full of life
i wish i was italian :(
Joseph and Polnareff were peak. Kakyoin was meh. Avdol wasn't even there for 95% of the part
JOSEPH IS IN PART 2 AS WELL THO
That's what I like about it
polnareff is the best side character in jojo
kakyoin is overrated.
avdol outlived his purpose
genuineyl.
Kakyoin also wasn't there for the entirety of the Egypt arc till the end
people only like kakyoin because of his redemption arc
I like old Joseph more
young joseph best mc of jojo
You can be
Argentinians are italians who speak spanish 
huh
I am here
I laid down for a quick nap
3 hours later
I am here
Argentinians are Germans who speak spanish
merry!
SQUIRREL
I am actually eating some almonds
i am actually eating some peanuts
Eating nuts crazy
you know whats good BBQ peanuts
I want pistachios
did you know in America peanuts are almost as expenisive as all other nuts
I like regular salted pistachio or the spicy one
I want some Pistacheo Ice Cream
I have an ick about things looking like something else
Like if it’s a cake that looks like a burger
Its gross to me
Poo bars
stop shitting
start grinding
im a grown man
i just use a funny name so no one takes me seriously
cause im a silly little court jester
No u chib
Killed my first lizard in Rainworld
Wish I knew that survivor couldn't eat big creatures in advance lmao
:(
gambling is good
I don’t know what i’m looking at
tank battery
that’s good
we’re all so proud of you
guyssss
tarking it off fr
My friends
it's still wednesday
yeah its wednesday
It's Thursday
its friday
fuck you it'd january
wednesuary
It's always that one flatmate that makes me wanna crash out
Imagine waking up at 6 40 or so. And he starts fucking humming and singing
Imma have a talk with him
Guess the obvious needs to be made more.obvious
At least they don't start gaming at 5 am and start spreading their kindness loudly through mic
they think you're a king gg
stand proud
isnt this from when he played getting over it
my phone didn't charge fuuuuuck
and he was crashing the fuck out
i think he crashed out so hard it got one of his videos age restricted
NOOO MACHINE LEARNING
He clearly didn't get over it 
gotten over it
biblical crashout
I am eating beef mixed noodle
u just noodle in ur beef
yummers
whatver its called, I tosated rice in hamburger then added veggie and water and made ramen in it
then added eggg and sesame

do they sparkle the grape before or after woter
yeah shine it up

i forgor i had this shitass task
can you bring me some sugar cubes boy
what did he mean by this
Does anyone know hiw to change the date in game? My pc turned off my my date in game got xhanged into 01 01
foolish for not bringing seven grenades
u dont pick scav gear💀
its only scavs
didnt matter anyway a usec literally appeared from the shadows and ignored all the other scavs to blast me and run away 
i fucking hate the lighting in this game
you could do worse than a mosin with bt
you ever spawned with absolutely nothing at all as scav
i just saw the muzzle flash 7 seconds into the raid lol
Have ya lost the lmg yet?
nah been thru two labs raids
got sick of buying ammo its rotting on my wall forever now
is stalker 2 any good?
just like the sr25
many times
even this last patch ive spawned in three times without a weapon💀
the pain when you spawn in as a scav with a labs card and are immediately mowed down by a kitted out pmc
almost everytime
its like the games knows
or u get to labs to be killed by a completely silent raider
The intercom turns on and starts snitching to the PMCs that you have a labs card
On live or spt
live
its kinda fun when it happens tbh
I usuallt scav run reserve so I knew what to hit up for weapons
i forgot to claim my insurance on spt fuck
Ended up slowly snowballing an aksu i found and filled up 1 mag with ammo into a full kit by killing a couple pmcs
i aint paying almost 300k for a upper receiver these scalpers are trippin ill suffer for ref
I find I play better when im forced to find ways to survive
i usually die to ai thats completely quiet on live
id rather they push tbh
they dont make a friggin peep half the time especially pmcs
the audio is also dooty
but thats a usual
comtac ivs be acting like recons 🥀
reverse cues hurt
lmao it took me ages to realise headsets were functional in tarkov.
For a while I thought they were just cosmetic accessories
monolith
Why are you asking?
idk how you put on a gssh and cant tell its working
I'm not a smart guy, you know this already.
me when the
Me jumpscare
We can be bees
echo you will live for 20 years

You are rank #196 at level 23 with 26,207 experience. (343 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 84%
when will i live
tommorow
yesterday
thank y-
@lyric galleon look at the discount im getting for owning complete edition
without bundle benefits only 15% launch sale
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3966190/DJMAX_RESPECT_V__Arcaea_PACK/ @lyric galleon dlc released today btw less than an hour ago
zozo i got painted boss castle crashers dlc
monka
is my first time doing something like this lol
its still not done i just did the first 3 frames
for only 4 dolla u can make ur own custom characters in castle crashers and publish on steam workshop
check the floor indoor and outdoors it might be on the ground
Imagine, some day
cars will spawn in garages
can you even imagine it
I hope they increase garage door size
yeah anon u open that barn find to find an old subaru
#cosplay #videodiary #monogatari
a dramatic recreation video of a tumblr post to monogatari cosplay visuals
nadeko sengoku tells you about the vicious cycle and cycle of life (the bathroom💔)
original credits:
the og video~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrBJDvPZf2g
the og tumblr post~ https://imgur.com/a/hY7S5fi
brainrot video diary ...
I hate asian food
Why would anyone want to have everything they eat spicy like you eat a scoop of paprika
the vicious cycle of being stuck in a pee loop
good news! the fire department is here!
very pensive

dude why are so many people on tiktok shitting on the devs that they take too long
have these surely very smart commenters ever developted a game?
he keeps restarting halfway
why not
because i hate the playerbase
every indie game that takes long between major updates or announcements gets shat on by the community
did you know that project zomboid 5 was a dating sim
and project zomboid 9 is a battle royale shooter
I dont think they are actually part of the community
they just picked up the game 1-2 months ago
but thats just speculating
project zomboid 13 will be world war 3 irl
project zomboid 2 will be a furry visual novel
which one is the dating sim
project zomboid 5
that was the mod
Projects zomboid 13 would be in second stone age
zomboid 3 will be danganronpa but "who is the infected" instead of who is the murder
still waiting for the update that lets me extract water from my own urine so i can drink it
clearly copied from the TetriZ mod for zomboid 1
L dev
Project zomboid 5 would be a shitty gamejolt/itch game on rpg maker with ai art
have you ever developed a game
smh my head
a big part of those that know terraria arent even aware the game has been updated since wall of flesh or that there is 1.4.5 around the corner other part is waiting patiently and checking out the sneak peaks
trying to set up multiplayer pvp is pain
the other part is harassing the devs to hurry up
wall of updates
people didn't learn from cyberpunk
Big part about terraria is one last update
time to rewatch Lotr Two Towers
I will piss into peoples gas tanks if we get a piss update
me on life support in 60 years seeing Terraria get 1.8.2
the final final final update
no
life support?
our slave chips will arrive by 2042
all hail the empire
Final true end last update (completed) (last update guys we swear) (did we mention there's a collab next month?)
I hate that bird
||also other thousands of new items but i want skylbock||
I just wished Starbound's MP code was better. It desyncs too often lol
my biggest prayer is that dashing gets its own keybind so i dont have to double tap A or D to dodge
The mods otherwise are pretty sick and I love the building.
I also forgot about starbound
i just wish starbound wasnt abondoned 🥀 😔
Spent literal hours just squatting in the base experimenting with liquids.
No there's no bad context. I specified experimenting.
Urana :)
Uranus
unus annus
@dawn jewel
@dawn jewel thank you
fair
Thank you
@toxic hawk the gluttonous evil has eaten the customer's food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAyQ3jHGGmk @toxic hawk episode 2
Flare extracts gotta be broken how tf i still get sniped after two separate flares 
RAAAAA
@icy vigil thank you
@lyric galleon wat u think of this new racing gaem in the development
reminds me a bit of burnout
A reason to race
Longing, ambition, vengeance. Everyone has a reason to enter the Screamer tournament, and no one’s backing down. Join the competition and race side by side with fearless drivers, ready to risk everything to chase what they believe in. Follow their intertwining stories as they fight for their lives in a brutal showdown led by a…
2026
weh
its just mario kart
they got the super star
I saw this really cute picture on instagram and i was like YIPPPEEE

wehhh
Mama mia....
First multi lol
I fucking hate the warning test alarm thing
are you gooning…
Scared the shit out of me
Why is it so loud
no erp
what

i used to tear off scabs
Also got Joan off banner with 0.020000% on second multi and a duplicate on top
something about the wet ooze is fun to scratch
Yeah but this one’s on a bigger wound
it does lead to more scarring
I don’t want it to start bleeding again

probably mate
Still gonna blame the asshole who was walking in the bike lane with AirPods
hard for a big wound to not scar in my experience; nothing wrong with a scar
Who stepped INTO the way I was gonna dodge him in
bruh lmao
uggy
Yeah I swear this city is populated with absolute dumbasses when it comes to bike lanes
Sometimes there’s more people walking in the bike lane than on the pedestrian lane
i would give them some slack if there was no walking lane but you mentioned that there is one so thats crazy
bike lane for bikes, pedestrian lane for pedestrians
Instead of running him over and taking him with me I decided to brake and turn which threw me off the bike
Yeah it’s genuinely so fucking stupid it’s not funny
🙏 sacrificial throw
sucks man, shitty outcome shitty situation
I average a fat 7 kmh on a seaside route on a BIKE because both lanes were littered with pedestrians
crazy
At that point I might as well speedwalk
yeah seems frustrating man
Insane bug
at least you can pretend you got the scar from something cool like a bar fight
this one? heh, let's just say the other guy got it way worse 
change vpn, refresh browser, clear cache
i'm using privte
My mother has completely lost the plot
she said I shouldn’t take creatine because it’s poisonous
Average parent moment
AND told me to stop training hard because I shouldn’t get big
very interesting takes that I will promptly ignore
I will in fact take more sets to failure out of spite
No ego lifting though we enjoy good form in this house
I’m trying to get swole not injured
i think you should take creatine because its poisonous
True…
Kreatin is bad just like water is
Don't get it in your lungs
good thought process.
speaking of creatine, one of my mates at the gym i frequent tells me that baking soda and beetroot is better
im not sure if i believe him lol
what the hell
crazy combination
he drinks a glass of beetroot juice with baking soda in it every morning and brings more to the gym
its crazy
I mean is he big
his pump is good but i need to do more research lol
yeah but that could be something else
i may try it who knows
placebos work lmao
Is the something else in question 💉
?
HAHA nah
the love of jesus 🙏
he's like normal maori guy big
Quick google says beetroot increases blood flow and baking soda stems lactic acid flow
interesting
so maybe he’s onto something
Jesus has told me to do 1200mg test 500mg mast and 300mg tren
Mg***
1.2kg of test is diabolical
Kill a blue whale
and by all means you must do it
baki character
Yujiro is 120kg test
he’s just a chunk of pure testosterone that somehow gained sentience
he also does questionable things
peak male performance is apparently 🍇ing a 48 year old man so badly that he thinks he’s a woman from then on
not a joke btw, actual plotline
I am lighting
The rain transformed
vasculinity is nice
boid tag
Zroject pomboid
nasK for tag
Peanits Zeanits
HamZ
Promject bompoid
I don't even know what that means
Hello "moe"
they really had to do the femboy like that though 🥀
Raiden was aura farming in every game he was in
Who is this inka
Ave you got a loicence to be here bruv
Lemme see your genchat loicence
I am very cool
I played zomboid for a long time, just never been active in the discord
Nice high budget menu skin
me after a difficult day of being racist to clankers
What
you heard me
They get funding from the whale gacha player
That's probably so mean

Sheila is cute with the casual outfit
notjoshua
Me fr
I love reverse fly i love pec decks
best machine
best movement is still bench but best machine is pec deck
I need 100 more hours in zomboid
Then I finally got the 1k

Why the sad emoji
That's a good thing
It's pensive
😔

Dude why is killing floor 2 100gb
Idk I tried downloading it the other day😭
Now I have to wait 2 whole hours
I just “download” a game when its free
👁️
By that I mean I say im gonna download it
Then delete it
So I technically still took the deal
You can just add it to the library
I will deal with you momentarily
Yknow I would remember to do that if I didn’t grow up on xbox
Its a habit

Brurgrs











