general_chat

[lyric galleon]

apparently nintendo acquired a patent for character summoning for their lawsuit against palworld

[neon bramble]

that is what silksong is

[twin bear]

it looks hand drawn

is it?

[heavy ivy]

it is

[neon bramble]

shinier hollow knight

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[neon bramble]

it's spritework, tends to be

[twin bear]

is a good artstyle

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hollow-knight-bell-beast-hornet-i-fucking-love-my-dog-gif-16253163473145257201

[twin bear]

do u know wut i mean by hand drawn tho

[heavy ivy]

its not 3d modeled but its not cuphead though it wouldn't surprise me if team cherry has a mountain of paper designs too

[neon bramble]

idk when I say hand drawn I'm referring to non baked 3d meshes

some 2d isometric games do that

[twin bear]

yeah this is wut i meant

paper first

[heavy ivy]

when frostpunk 2 release it got flak for being different from frostpunk 1, but is a damn good game albeit different, silksong is the inverse - it is very very very close to hollow knight but in ALL the best ways

[neon bramble]

this one is 3d models baked into a 2d spritesheet from all angles

[twin bear]

seems hard to transfer ur designs to digital

i like 3d but sometimes 2d just hits that spot

[heavy ivy]

idk what team cherry dev pipeline is like but they never pushed it the way cuphead did

[twin bear]

idk wut it is

[heavy ivy]

silksong art is peak regardless

[neon bramble]

its usually a lot of small details that look off that you can't quite pin down

[neon bramble]

that's why baking 3d models into 2d is typically done

[livid notch]

Beesoup can you explain the silksong hype to me

I don't get it

[neon bramble]

aside from not having to render that every dang frame

[twin bear]

im stuck on rendering my pacifist knight

hes 2d😔

cant get the movement right

12 frames for the running animation

could be just my inexperience with godot

[neon bramble]

I prefer animating in 3d with maff

IK my beloved

[heavy ivy]

hollow knight is cult classic metroidvania, silksong was originally supposed to be a dlc as promised by the kickstarter campaign for hk, it was announced in 2019 as a seperate title, then obvs covid happened and team cherry went radio silent until a month or two ago
hollow knight has a LOT of fans and it was a smash success originally too

[neon bramble]

ye p much

people wanted more hollow knight and team cherry basically went no contact until like 3 weeks ago

[heavy ivy]

and like hollow knight has only gotten more popular since 2019

[neon bramble]

people went into extreme hysteria from lack of skong news

[heavy ivy]

daily silksong news singlehandedly exploded the video game meme economy at times

[karmic jetty]

wheres pablo

[neon bramble]

team cherry just dropped a single boss fight demo and disappeared for years

[toxic relic]

pablo-in dis dick

[neon bramble]

people were thoroughly blueballed

[toxic relic]

lmao gottem

[livid notch]

I'll probably play HK to be able to relate

[frosty tulip]

Meanwhile Half Life fans are crying themselves to sleep every night

[livid notch]

For now I'm stuck on Bloodborne

[neon bramble]

you kinda dont need to but its probably ideal

since skong is a superior hollow knight on every front

it might be too disorienting to start with silksong then hollow knight

[heavy ivy]

no pressure, just cause it's good, doesn't mean its for everyone
just know its not a shitpost and is actually a legit title

[neon bramble]

HK also has the advantage of the player not being made of fucking glass

[heavy ivy]

hollow knight is great gameplay wise and silksong is KILOMETERS better

[livid notch]

I'm a souls-like player, pain is my strength

[neon bramble]

facetank strats are actually viable in the first game

[neon bramble]

you have no choice in being the glassiest of cannons in skong

lore demands it

[heavy ivy]

both of the games are boss fight games, with lore and exploration between fights

[neon bramble]

let him figure that out on his own

[heavy ivy]

true true

[jovial kraken]

kaka

[neon bramble]

the main important distinction of a metroidvania is the emphasis on traversal and movement based upgrades

[jovial kraken]

who tf is pablo

[heavy ivy]

i will not elaborate further

[karmic jetty]

wdym u never played hollow knight pablo

[jovial kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-pablo-lonely-alone-gif-12928789

[heavy ivy]

it's the best kind of backtracking

[stone meadow]

whos silksong

[jovial kraken]

never played any of hollow knight

[neon bramble]

idk I'm fuckin blueballed when I see a door I cant open

[velvet jackal]

what global multiplier yall use

[stable oar]

embed fail

[jovial kraken]

i mean i played it for a little

[neon bramble]

I hunger for boss rushes

[jovial kraken]

but didn't understand how to kill an armoured bug with a nail

the bos

big boss

[heavy ivy]

yeah my singular complaint is how hidden... certain areas are in silksong but like it's only an issue for a specific part of the game which is nice

[neon bramble]

like in general, I actually hate platforming

but here I am lmao

[heavy ivy]

silksong really plays into hornet being a silk slinging dancer well

[karmic jetty]

hash slinging slasher

[neon bramble]

fuck the ||gauntlet runbacks|| tho

I stil hate the fuckass swamp

[heavy ivy]

the others i could deal with
FUCK the swamp

[karmic jetty]

swamp? i thought this is hollow knight not dark souls

miyazaki u did it again

[surreal mirage]

I'm silking it

[heavy ivy]

steel soul (ESP. 100%) is gonna be fucking insane compared to hk

[neon bramble]

steel soul skong is basically overcharmed HK steel soul

[heavy ivy]

yup lmao
and hey ||barbed bracelet|| is there if you want the pain

except no extra charm slot sob

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/gabe-collector-steam-wallet-discounts-gabe-newell-gif-17620770

too busy milking steam

[toxic relic]

jorking

[slate kettle]

where can i allocate more ram to the game?

[neon bramble]

download it

[young kelp]

download more ram

[twin bear]

tell ur ram to work harder

[heavy ivy]

can't wait for hl3 to shadowdrop on a tuesday at 3:17 am

[twin bear]

or it aint getting dinner

[tall glen]

Gabe is like Waffle House

Why change success

[toxic relic]

tuesday 3:17 am which is the same time as the first nuclear warhead is launched

[tall glen]

just keep doing what you're doing

[twin bear]

was just abt to say

world will end that day

just our luck

[slate kettle]

[toxic relic]

03:17

the minute the world felt peace and destruction at once

[young kelp]

also so far the only boss I managed to 1 try in SS are the ||Cogwork Dancers||

[toxic relic]

🙏

[twin bear]

not getting dinner was a common thing growing up if u didn't behave in my childhood anyways

[heavy ivy]

omw to ignore conventional physics to play hl3 before disintegrating

[young kelp]

everything else I had to slowly learn how their patterns or attacks work

which isn't easy

cause every attack so far

deals 2

[heavy ivy]

:)

[young kelp]

[toxic relic]

ethernet cable for -45 sec download

[twin bear]

imagine how quiet the planet would get after all that

[toxic relic]

quiet

maybe after a few hundred years

[heavy ivy]

the universe throttling for a moment as all data becomes hl3 download

[toxic relic]

we create a blackhole

it sucks the nukes into it

[half kettle]

i keep getting fake news about half life 3

[toxic relic]

gave saves the day

gave

[twin bear]

nuke sucking

[half kettle]

woah..

[toxic relic]

radioactive pre jizz

[young kelp]

destruction mentioned

[twin bear]

unforeseen consequences freeman

[karmic jetty]

erm

[toxic relic]

idk who this anime is

sorry bro

[heavy ivy]

there's a single california emergency phone + light that only winks out 78 years later when an unlucky lightning strike fries the wiring

[young kelp]

[naive flicker]

Cheffed the cheeky git right on the spot

[jovial kraken]

mate

[naive flicker]

Lad

[heavy ivy]

so called "benefactors" when i launch the cold war stockpile (both sides) directly into their homeworld

[toxic relic]

cant wait for one of the nukes that america lost in the ocean to actually go off

[karmic jetty]

just a blip in the ocean

[heavy ivy]

liveleak of a very sudden increase in local temperature

[twin bear]

why does bro look like that

[toxic relic]

or the one they lost in spain

[twin bear]

we do be losing nukes

[karmic jetty]

theyre not lost silly theyre in my attic

[toxic relic]

bruh america went insane with nuke "protection"

[twin bear]

somehow

[twin bear]

above and beyond

for sure

[quasi slate]

https://youtube.com/shorts/kiWytIVk8wc?si=o9-TB8-nekZIKFGQ

[heavy ivy]

shits insane
some of the manhattan project testing sites are popular tourist attractions too

[twin bear]

nobody can have nukes but our friends ahh mindset

[toxic relic]

its cause the usa had a plan to keep the nukes moving always cause they thought it would prevent theft and a bunch of accidents happened so theres several "unrecoverable" nukes in the ocean and on random spots on the globe

[toxic relic]

new mexico is fine, smile

[twin bear]

we made unequipped soldiers stare into the dam mushroom clouds

like wtf

as a fucking test

[karmic jetty]

im watching bugs life

[naive flicker]

Not only that
Shipwrecks with explosives, ammunition etc
Or just straight up toxic material

[toxic relic]

bugs life is class war movie

peak

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/a-bugs-life-hopper-idea-scheming-plotting-gif-25873507

[heavy ivy]

hey, didnt they have protective goggles or was that just the dev team

[twin bear]

😭

i think so yeah

[naive flicker]

Trust me guys this totally works

[twin bear]

i think they had eye protection at the least

[toxic relic]

nuke test files are as boring as scp files

[heavy ivy]

eye damage was not service related

[toxic relic]

the [redacted] detonated at [redacted] on [redacted]

[twin bear]

nor was the cancer years later

[heavy ivy]

yeah ironically the best scp content is outside the files

https://tenor.com/view/falling-man-falling-man-roblox-scp-gif-12648879376974434070

[twin bear]

scp writers need to start finding that sweet spot again

too much redacted shit or its too much info

[karmic jetty]

me when [redacted]

(its fire writing)

[toxic relic]

real shit

the files are noob starter point

[last spoke]

It's about redacting the right amount so that you understand what's supposed to be mysterious, while still keeping it mysterious

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-20869044

[toxic relic]

you need to get into the scps in world lore

[surreal mirage]

[karmic jetty]

didnt omar said every sentence is SVO

[toxic relic]

scp 565smthsmth has an ok file but harry placeholder's work is peak

[karmic jetty]

where does [redacted] fit in the formula

[last spoke]

We need someone to actually fucking make a 3008 game and not abandon it after 12 minutes again

[toxic relic]

companions part a and b so cinema

[twin bear]

fr tho

[neon bramble]

is that the infinite ikea one

[twin bear]

that was so sad

[last spoke]

Yeah

[twin bear]

i kept tabs on it for ages

[heavy ivy]

where do you think the man gif came from

[twin bear]

only to find out it got yeeted

[neon bramble]

sounds fun as a pvpve

[last spoke]

There's been at least two attempts at a 3008 game and both of them just imploded

[toxic relic]

english usually fits this pattern

usually

🤓

[neon bramble]

gmod style building

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scp3008-ikea-employee-roblox-gif-24638151

[neon bramble]

tack shit together to suit your vibes

[toxic relic]

im not really interested in scp games

[twin bear]

only fucking 3008 game still up is that shit roblox one

[last spoke]

Escape from site 19 games are overdone

[heavy ivy]

i know roblox is irrelevant the vast majority of the time but they did manage a 3008 game that actually worked

[toxic relic]

i play scp sl but thats just for the group fun

[last spoke]

After CB we had enough

[toxic relic]

i enjoy the reading more

[neon bramble]

its more the social aspect for those ye

[toxic relic]

or videos

real

[twin bear]

scp sl is so toxic 😭

[neon bramble]

my favorite socializing is braining other gamers with this club I found though

[toxic relic]

toxic?

[twin bear]

with randoms that is

[heavy ivy]

social and rp games are great [when they work]*

[twin bear]

yeah the voip

[stone meadow]

i mean you shouldnt really be redacting anything but names locations and maybe certain procedures, a lot of the scp redacting is too lazy

[toxic relic]

i think you just play the us servers

the us servers are insane

the aus/nz servers are chill

[last spoke]

That falls under right amount

[neon bramble]

the SEA servers are fun

[twin bear]

god forbid u say u dont have a gun as a d class when the scientists have said gun

[karmic jetty]

[redacted]

[toxic relic]

hop on another country server brother

[neon bramble]

the guy locking himself in the PA room tends to be a fuckin weeb though

[toxic relic]

real

[twin bear]

i havent played sl in awhile

may try again sometime

[last spoke]

Like expunging the details of what happens when an anomalous object activates is a delicate balance

[neon bramble]

I had a buddy that dedicated his life to being the first and only playing renai circulation

[heavy ivy]

both of my partners are super into certain long term roleplay games which is awesome, and ive seen a lot of servers implode over shitty management/moderators/owner/etc

[last spoke]

Too little and you write yourself into a corner, too much and it's just silly

[toxic relic]

i like to run around and try to listen in on others, its helpful for avoiding dog lol

also i eat every candy

[last spoke]

You want to leave the details to the imagination while giving some kind of prompt for that imagination to work from

[toxic relic]

writing 101

[last spoke]

Honestly yeah

[heavy ivy]

give me enough to wonder and no more

[last spoke]

Show, don't tell

[karmic jetty]

the schlingus [redacted] the goobus until [redacted]. nuthin is left of goobus except [redacted]

spoopy

[mystic wigeon]

hi

bye

[toxic relic]

you need to read the stories from on guard 43 hub bro

so good

[twin bear]

i love stalking people as the scps

just hearing them squeal when i sneak into the elevator

peak

is the vc only for pz streaming

or can i stream eft too

i saw arma the other day

[livid notch]

Probably, I used to steam hotline Miami there

[neon bramble]

I dont think anyone is gonna stop you

unless you're intruding in someone else's call

[karmic jetty]

i only use vc for the catvocast podcast™

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-terraria-moon-lord-josh-hutcherson-whistle-gif-1085544295074166927

ill make my own

[toxic relic]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-significant-others-part-a

found it

[karmic jetty]

zzz

tldr

[twin bear]

i miss browsing that website

[toxic relic]

tldeez nuts bro

[twin bear]

i used to browse alot of websites now i barely do it😭

[toxic relic]

bruh

hop on internet sleuthing

[karmic jetty]

what nuts bro no balls

[surreal mirage]

Hava

[toxic relic]

hava good day

[surreal mirage]

Lmao gottem

[toxic relic]

deez nuts bro lmao gottem lmao gottem nuts on your chin lmao gottem

[surreal mirage]

The lmao gottem paradox

[karmic jetty]

[surreal mirage]

Dumpid

[toxic relic]

the stocks? dumpit

[karmic jetty]

ich habe dumpit

[stable oar]

something came in the mail today

[surreal mirage]

Du bist dumpid

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/bogdanoff-dump-it-stocks-crypto-gif-20477588

[toxic relic]

came

no erp in chat

zo post no erp sticker

[stable oar]

what is erp

[karmic jetty]

elaborate role play

its when u method act

[toxic relic]

mine now

[karmic jetty]

thats from frontier station

spess14

[toxic relic]

yeah im not joining it

i dont play ss14

ss13 op

[toxic relic]

rare clown and mime

[twin bear]

time to die i guess

[toxic relic]

[stable oar]

(head, eyes)

[karmic jetty]

[quasi slate]

@surreal mirage more collabs were leaked
Batmobile x Fortnite
R.E.P..O. x Fortnite
IShowSpeed x Fortnite

and Kai Cenat skin will be in shop soon

you can also access the item shop from STW now

[mystic wigeon]

is this a good base location

[young kelp]

mountain farm

also what are those logs

above the silo

[mystic wigeon]

i forgot

[mystic wigeon]

just normal logs

[karmic jetty]

those are just stumps

mountain farm kinda doodoo

[mystic wigeon]

idk why i placed them, it was months ago

[young kelp]

its fine

not as bad as the river one

[mystic wigeon]

i played on mountain farm because i like mining

[young kelp]

your only source of proper farm income would be the tiny amounts of soil and crabpots

[karmic jetty]

stinky

[young kelp]

crabpots are already a very heavy investment

and it gives shit amount back

[karmic jetty]

crappots

[mystic wigeon]

yea river farm sucks

[karmic jetty]

standard farm >

or forest

[young kelp]

still odd how the wilderness farm stated by its description to be a much larger farm

but with monsters

is actually smaller than standard

[quasi slate]

@lyric galleon grievous lady is the only song in arcaea dlc without keysound

[surreal mirage]

When is the fortnite x fortnite collab happening

[young kelp]

forest is just

[quasi slate]

there are more we are getting a new mercedes car otag

[young kelp]

[karmic jetty]

wait really?

[young kelp]

free hardwood and foraging

[mystic wigeon]

i love mining

i make most my money off mining

[karmic jetty]

hardwood ez

[surreal mirage]

Repo collab sounds pretty cool tho

[karmic jetty]

mining is fun

[quasi slate]

unecrypted new skins

[karmic jetty]

but i catch myself fishing alot

[mystic wigeon]

fishing is fun too

[young kelp]

it has around 2k tillable soil

the standard

has 3k

[mystic wigeon]

i love the feeling when you find gems or geodes

i also love the sound of the rocks smashing

[young kelp]

fishing is amazing

[twin bear]

ofc i dont die when i have zero armor and ten round mags 😭

[mystic wigeon]

[karmic jetty]

i member when i used to play the sht outta stardew 👴

[young kelp]

getting ancient seed at first spring

[karmic jetty]

i speedran random cc once

[mystic wigeon]

i find ancient seeds weirdly often

[karmic jetty]

less than a year is doable

[young kelp]

it used to be very RNG based on whether or not you can complete the CC in 1 year

due to the red cabbage

[karmic jetty]

always check the shop

[mystic wigeon]

my pigs just escaped and they're eating the rest of the farm

[young kelp]

nah its fine, they just clear the grass

and dig some truffles

[karmic jetty]

when genchat stardew

[quasi slate]

when stardew steam workshop support

[young kelp]

[mystic wigeon]

yea but i have like alot of pigs and what if they eat too much grass

my farm will go bald

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150

Gen chat farm

[young kelp]

when you leave bombs in your hotbar

[mystic wigeon]

before i introduced the pigs, my cows and chickens had a stable supply of grass, allowing the grass to regrow

[floral fiber]

mega bomb in hotbar

[mystic wigeon]

but now the pen is bald, and the fence broke so now my entire farm will be bald

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-traumatized-cat-gif-7852054576948114551

[young kelp]

yea grass regrowth is really slow

[karmic jetty]

just plant grass

[floral fiber]

Grass starter my beloved

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/fYwHycK79dY this ship is shrex wtf

[mystic wigeon]

but i wanna spend time mining :(

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cinema-zoolander-ben-stiller-gif-4151126

[half kettle]

you know i could probably make an awesome comment about stardew since i played it but i was too focused on getting my character looking good

[young kelp]

I made mine green

green thumb and all that

[karmic jetty]

i wonder if witchbrook will have same vibes

[floral fiber]

I think one of mine just full blue or something
That or I smack randomise lol

[young kelp]

the joja character

drank too much of the blue juice

[karmic jetty]

my beff jezos run is the richest one

joja route

minmaxed clams

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-astartes-3d-art-nope-gif-16794679

[young kelp]

naming my character was what mattered to me the most

[floral fiber]

I can guess what favourite thing is

[karmic jetty]

richard

mike hunt

[young kelp]

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-uni-cat-unico-uni-uni-cat-cute-uni-cat-comb-gif-1038712284212645603

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cute-cat-silly-tuxedo-cat-unico-gif-1696378561949539858

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-web-of-shadow-peak-cinema-sad-gif-7340388374421121993

[quasi slate]

did u buy game yet

otag

i am watching u

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/643273235877724160/1140832715365699654/playbino.gif

[lyric galleon]

just woke up

[harsh vault]

go back to sleep robot

[lyric galleon]

okay minecraft digger

https://tenor.com/view/rock-and-stone-gif-21824862

[stable oar]

rock and stone

[toxic relic]

where in southa america is this

i think brazil

theres a bunch of football posters and a sacole poster

sounds like brazil

[lyric galleon]

clearly a mp map from mw

[toxic relic]

surrounded my mountains, high altitude

hmmmm

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-and-stone-deep-rock-galactic-gif-25114877

[harsh vault]

is this fake geoguessr

[toxic relic]

yes

im not good enough to play the real one

although i did get a good guess in before i found that sign

its the state of itororo i think

"state"

which has to be coastal and surrounded by mountains so

[quasi slate]

"im nothing like yall" ahh thumbnail

[stable oar]

"im not like the other girls" ahh

[toxic relic]

i think im getting better

this is where i appreciate good building signs

🙏

[surreal mirage]

Geogussy goated game

[toxic relic]

yeah i think im gonna pay for a year

[surreal mirage]

It's pretty cost effective

20 quid for a year and no limit to play time

[toxic relic]

real

its fun to just look at the images

also landing in a country you know

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-bulgaria-scream-if-you-scream-if-scream-scream-bulgaria-gif-17302763914499349828

[harsh vault]

only when im there though because i carry

[toxic relic]

ok where this

if you get it wrong ill be personally insulted

[harsh vault]

i cant guess because many countries use cyrillic

a building isnt good enough

[toxic relic]

weeek

[harsh vault]

give me another one

[toxic relic]

that bank is only in one country

afaik

i know cause my uncles use it

[harsh vault]

bulgaria

[toxic relic]

cinema

[harsh vault]

bulbank

bulgaria bank

shrimple thinking

[toxic relic]

[harsh vault]

give me another one

i will personally help you out

[toxic relic]

ok

[harsh vault]

actually, stink, wanna play geoguessr together?

[toxic relic]

[harsh vault]

may help you get better

[toxic relic]

im not good enough

[harsh vault]

i can invite you

[toxic relic]

nah

[harsh vault]

u dont have to pay

[toxic relic]

no thanks

[harsh vault]

its FREE

smh

[toxic relic]

im good

[icy vigil]

pea

[harsh vault]

france

[karmic jetty]

i finished bugs life

[surreal mirage]

The cananda map is just suburbs

[toxic relic]

canada is easy to tell

[harsh vault]

truth

[toxic relic]

its french but america

[karmic jetty]

my niece is still awake

how can i play kcd2 like this

[harsh vault]

im telling xal

[toxic relic]

ok

[harsh vault]

echo are you at work

[surreal mirage]

Unfortunately

[harsh vault]

NOOO

[karmic jetty]

good echo

[toxic relic]

headphones

[harsh vault]

https://tenor.com/view/police-officer-officer-falling-to-knees-devastated-nooo-nooooooo-gif-7512478635251707363

[surreal mirage]

How could zozo do this

[karmic jetty]

when u gotta work

[toxic relic]

must be night shift cause its 22h here

[karmic jetty]

smh my head

[toxic relic]

timezones dont exist

[harsh vault]

im unemployed

[karmic jetty]

disgusting

[harsh vault]

yems

[karmic jetty]

erm thats neglect

[toxic relic]

parents where

[karmic jetty]

[surreal mirage]

Get your niece to hop on kcd2

[karmic jetty]

im a benevelont lord

[toxic relic]

who let gruncle stan bebebsit the kids

[surreal mirage]

It's basically just a history lesson

[karmic jetty]

forge dlc within my reach

[surreal mirage]

Will you forge swords

[karmic jetty]

thats already a thing

[surreal mirage]

What's the forge dlc

[karmic jetty]

the dlc gets u a shop

and more story stuff

fun fun

[surreal mirage]

Bohemian micro transactions

[toxic relic]

crazy

[karmic jetty]

crazy

must be mcdonalds island

[toxic relic]

penguin island

[karmic jetty]

how are penguins real

[toxic relic]

evolution

[karmic jetty]

wonder what they taste like

[toxic relic]

salty tough and fatty

[karmic jetty]

prolly like fat chimken

[toxic relic]

with how they swim they need muscle and fat so the meat likely tough and a lot of fat

plus they eat seafood

[karmic jetty]

best served grilled

[toxic relic]

gay penguins

[karmic jetty]

with some pepper

[surreal mirage]

Those damn penguins and their trade surplus

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-city-wok-city-pop-up-tuong-lu-kim-chinese-gif-8824052236180609301

[surreal mirage]

[karmic jetty]

labubu labu labu labu

[toxic relic]

why is there a french town named after leon

[half kettle]

leon from resident evil?

[toxic relic]

leon deez nuts

[half kettle]

fuck uu!!!

[toxic relic]

do you pronounce like leon or like lion

[half kettle]

le yon

something like that

[toxic relic]

idk france

[half kettle]

imagine living in a place called bourgoin-jallieu

[toxic relic]

many funny names

america has a lot of stupid names

[karmic jetty]

and those tupid names arent even original

[toxic relic]

real

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/nic-cage-nicolas-cage-laughing-laughing-hysterically-laughing-nic-cage-laugh-gif-23420572

The f word

[half kettle]

Do u guys play pz

[toxic relic]

sometimes mate

[frosty tulip]

hey yooo england, can I copy your homework?

[toxic relic]

england germany france

they took the names they had in europe and just added "new", sometimes exactly the same bro.

[frosty tulip]

still massively coping over how we're stuck with their god damn knock off flags.

[toxic relic]

theres a place in america called rome

[karmic jetty]

my fellow 🦅 we need to name our settlement any ideas?
how bout england... NEW england

my glob

[toxic relic]

rome new york

place, japan

[frosty tulip]

imagine being some kid, your parents tell you that you're all going on holiday to rome.

[quasi slate]

@lyric galleon rip combo

[frosty tulip]

then you land there.

and its fucking america

[karmic jetty]

vote for me and ill make it mandatory that every place that starts with new must be renamed

[toxic relic]

you said stockholm? oh...shit my bad bro

[toxic relic]

id grill myself

[frosty tulip]

You buy plane tickets, get on the plane and realise you bought a ticket for the wrong stockholm as your plane lands.

[toxic relic]

fucking hilarious how many of these there are

[toxic relic]

dyslexia must be a struggle

[frosty tulip]

either that or you fuck up in other departments. You arrive in the right stockholm, but your hotel reservations are for the other stockholm

[surreal mirage]

Bruv when i book plane tickets i even cross reference the plane's number to make sure it is absolutely the right one

[toxic relic]

real

some people live life on the edge of their ball hairs

[karmic jetty]

imagine later down the line future humans learned about rome but they thought it was rome ny

[toxic relic]

HAHHAHA

[surreal mirage]

Fucking hell

[frosty tulip]

Yeah this rome place worshipped some green statue of some lady carrying a torch

[karmic jetty]

this is the colloseum where the roman yankees fought to the death with their bats

[toxic relic]

"we're still unsure why this rome held so much significance, we believe most of the stories of Mediterranean conflicts and subterfuge on the egyptians is all myth considering the location of rome, NY"

[frosty tulip]

rome is new york now I'm declaring it

How about we make a trend of calling it Older instead. Older York

They pretend their place is actually older than York

[lyric galleon]

bogo finted

[toxic relic]

the people of rome, NY fought against the people of Greece, NY

[karmic jetty]

omfg

[toxic relic]

theres a brighton there too

insane

[karmic jetty]

birmingham alabama

[toxic relic]

HAHA

[frosty tulip]

God I actually hope now that this shit actually fucks with historians in the future

funniest shit

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

much like ancient cities of Ur

[frosty tulip]

there's gotta be plenty of shit in the past that they'd be laughing at us for misunderstanding

so much

[karmic jetty]

too many Urs so we dont know which Ur is Ur

[toxic relic]

it must be fucking shit to be a historian/archaeologist trying to figure that out but its so funny dude

[frosty tulip]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egypt,_Pennsylvania The records told us there were pyramids in Egypt, but we haven't seen any yet. Maybe they were all wiped out.

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

[toxic relic]

you mean michigan? lmaooo there is one in alabama too

[karmic jetty]

birmingham is spreading

[toxic relic]

this is fucked dude, insane name pull

bruh egypt, penn even has the streets

[frozen flower]

how to download project zomboid in pc?

[karmic jetty]

steam hams

[toxic relic]

take pharoah street onto cairo drive

[karmic jetty]

buncha pozers ong

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

bet they dont have a mcdingus by the sphinx

[frosty tulip]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China,_Texas There is also China. Crazy how these massive empires co-existed insanely close to eachother. What were the people of the past thinking?!

[toxic relic]

only bus lanes

[toxic relic]

the earth really is just america

[karmic jetty]

it is unclear why the great wall of china was in mexico perhaps records were missing

[frosty tulip]

Imagine someone telling you they're from China. "cool, what city?"

the city of china

[toxic relic]

uhh, where did you live in china?
houston street

[karmic jetty]

so thats why world tours is only IN america

[toxic relic]

americans are so scared of travelling to other countries they just copied the names for themselves

[karmic jetty]

a band could do the funniest thing for their tour tshirt

[toxic relic]

ez

[frosty tulip]

people who say australia isn't real is stupid. Because they don't understand the big picture.

America is the only real country

Everything else is fake

[toxic relic]

TOUR DATES:
city of china, texas
birmingham, michigan
egypt, penn

insane

[frosty tulip]

Some historian gets confused when they realise that this massive America empire lost to some mythical empire known as Vietnam

"wtf is vietnam, america is the only empire to exist"

[toxic relic]

bro we already used Rome, we cant do it again.
dw i gotchu brother let me cook

[karmic jetty]

nome ✋ 🤚

[frosty tulip]

This is the type of shit you do when you have to think of a city name and you just steal another so you can go home early.

[toxic relic]

exactly

[karmic jetty]

bro those streetnames

[toxic relic]

florida str, nome

[frosty tulip]

Gulf St?

Ah, that was where the Gulf War occurred

at least, acording to our records.

[toxic relic]

must be

the water likely dried out

[karmic jetty]

all yesterdays but its just this

[toxic relic]

ayo

thats real bro

[plucky tundra]

wait guys

[toxic relic]

good comparison lmao

[plucky tundra]

how projected is this zomboid

[karmic jetty]

projected to earn 1billion clams

[frosty tulip]

Apparently hundreds of thousands died fighting for this street. Must have been a really important street

actually come to think of it, not even that ridiculous

[toxic relic]

had to secure louisiana to prevent it from being "bought" again

[frosty tulip]

considering how many people would die trying to gain like 5 more metres of territory

in ww1

[toxic relic]

true lol

[karmic jetty]

is this real

[toxic relic]

the berlin war is in ohio

[harsh vault]

@surreal mirage new photo just dropped

[frosty tulip]

Built after the great wall of China, Kentucky

[toxic relic]

HAHAHA

this is why i fuck with maps

comedy

[frosty tulip]

maps and flags.

Cause you get some really fucking bizarre flags

[surreal mirage]

More civil unrest?

[harsh vault]

no

[toxic relic]

true

[harsh vault]

just iraq war

[toxic relic]

angola flag still op

and mozambique

[frosty tulip]

Gadaffi, you lazy fuck. What is this flag?

[toxic relic]

green screen family guy falling

[frosty tulip]

gotta be the laziest flag ever

[harsh vault]

it can be any flag with the effects of green screen

[frosty tulip]

Some historian in the future is gonna think Gaddafi was overthrown purely because his people hated his flag design that much

just an entire country full of flag nerds.

[summer elk]

how the hell does the create vc thing work

[frosty tulip]

@toxic relic https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia,_New_York WE GOT ANOTHER PULL!

[karmic jetty]

freakin new york cant think of anything original

[frosty tulip]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris,_Texas Yooo where the fuck is the Eiffel tower? I was told it was in Paris. Was I lied to?

[karmic jetty]

paris texas

oui oui pardner

[frosty tulip]

"Babe I'm taking you to Paris for our honeymoon"

Arrives in Texas

[karmic jetty]

wait someone here is from texas

is not cool chip but who

uppy?

[frosty tulip]

crazy that New York was the birth place of that massive "Soviet Union" empire

[toxic relic]

russia NY vs poland NY

[karmic jetty]

yea man im polish

[toxic relic]

pfft

you know people have pulled shit like that before

[frosty tulip]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantis,_Florida YOOO I JUST FOUND THE LONG LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS! it was right under our noses this entire time!

[dusk tapir]

siema

[karmic jetty]

this is where uppy works

[toxic relic]

palm beach county no wonder

bro theres a costco next to atlantis

how many booms does atlantis get

[frosty tulip]

Sir, we've deciphered the Roman texts and found out who these supposed "barbarians" were

They were people from a land known as "Florida"

[summer elk]

could someone help me please

[toxic relic]

tracks

[summer elk]

i have no idea how to create my own VC here

[toxic relic]

me neither brother

ive never used vc

[karmic jetty]

enter the silly channel and it makes a vc

[quasi slate]

Some explosions from Lithuania today

[karmic jetty]

read

[summer elk]

it just kicks me out 🙁

[surreal mirage]

Why would moopy do this

[frosty tulip]

God I am so fucking pissed off they don't have a town or city in America called Yugoslavia.

[toxic relic]

me when taco bell amiright

[frosty tulip]

That would've been so funny to pull out if somebody said that Yugoslavia no longer exists

[karmic jetty]

the jar incident

[toxic relic]

its too slavic

[frosty tulip]

BRUH THEY GOT A TOWN CALLED RUSSIA IN THERE

It's not that far from being plausible

[karmic jetty]

imagine future historians trying to find out which jar incident and which yugoslavia did it break

[toxic relic]

i doubt any americans know what yugoslavia was

[frosty tulip]

"sounds Russian to me"

[toxic relic]

[frosty tulip]

theres gotta be plenty of americans who think any eastern european country is actually a state in Russia

[toxic relic]

probably

[karmic jetty]

russia is big so prolly

[toxic relic]

they see the funny letters and think "must be russian"

[karmic jetty]

average geogussy

[toxic relic]

ok czech republic is in australia

[karmic jetty]

!!!

[frosty tulip]

this is true.

[karmic jetty]

mein gott

[frosty tulip]

The Czech Republic is a town located in the city of Australia, United States

every city leads to the US

its a conspiracy

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

all roads leads to rome

rome, ny

[frosty tulip]

a conspiracy of people being really lazy and shit at naming places

[toxic relic]

ctrl c ctrl v bro

[karmic jetty]

they couldve at least tried copying the architecture

like little paris in china

[frosty tulip]

I'm just typing whatever in google to try and find wacky place names that have a city in america. And look at this lmao

who the fuck is unironically asking if Pompeii was in america

how

[karmic jetty]

i mean it couldve been in america

[toxic relic]

yellowstone for sure detonated over pompeii

[frosty tulip]

actually our records say it was pretty close to this place called Rome.

Which was in the United States

so it must be close by

[toxic relic]

near rome, ny, close to berlin, ohio

[frosty tulip]

Love how bizarre this would be for the historians.

[livid notch]

"Is new York In Russia" type of question 🗣️

[frosty tulip]

Why the fuck did they built this giant wall in Berlin? A small farming community

[mystic wigeon]

woops

[frosty tulip]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York,_Ukraine This is actually not far off lmao

[karmic jetty]

is there a germany in america

[karmic jetty]

eg

[mystic wigeon]

very eg

[frosty tulip]

@toxic relic THERE IS 2 STOCKHOLMS IN AMERICA

[toxic relic]

lol

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk wtf is blue archive story even about why is it so dark lol

[frosty tulip]

Wisconsin and New York

[toxic relic]

i dont know but theres a fuck ton of berlins

[toxic relic]

stockholm wisconsin must be crazy

why is new york so fucked

[frosty tulip]

These lakes must be where those people known as the "Vikings" ruled over for a couple hundred years

[toxic relic]

town looks kind of sick ngl

[frosty tulip]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparta,_Georgia WE FOUND SPARTA!

[toxic relic]

dude lmao

why are there no americans here from sparta

[frosty tulip]

I like to think in this weird alt history universe. All the conflicts in our universe existed in that, but it's all just in America.

So when somebody asks about the american civil war, people get confused.

"ye which one"

the one between Russia and Sparta?

[toxic relic]

looks greek to me

[quasi slate]

Thats the flag of unitaed state

[frosty tulip]

Also even in this wacky alt universe, the history is still not nearly as insane and confusing as China's history.

[toxic relic]

its sparta, georgia brother

theres a prison there

where'd you get sent to?
sparta

[toxic relic]

true, chinese lore is sick

[frosty tulip]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba,_Missouri Cuba, this is where that supposed "Bay of Pigs" invasion occured.

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/rvYZRskNV3w?si=-bClpseLmTZwdxBS

[toxic relic]

not as cool as Cumming, Georgia

[frosty tulip]

poor Georgia, whomever that is.

They didn't deserve that

[toxic relic]

indeed

lost in the sauce

its wild reading the history

[frosty tulip]

NO WHAT

FUCK YOU AUSTRIA WHAT THE HELL

They had a city called "Fucking"

and they renameed it to Fugging

Wow

actually its a village but still

[toxic relic]

you're right

renamed in 2021 rip humour

[frosty tulip]

comedy is dead everbody

time to pack up

its over

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

the signs are all crossed out too

must be a road thing cause only one side is

[frosty tulip]

WAIT HOLD ON

Your joke about the Czech Republic in america was not far off.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemia,_New_York

[quasi slate]

No fugging in chat

[toxic relic]

america needs to change

[frosty tulip]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babylon,_New_York ANOTHER INSANE PULL

[toxic relic]

we found it bros

[frosty tulip]

The Babylonians were an empire located in America

yoooo

[toxic relic]

immaculate teamwork

[frosty tulip]

So many of them are in fucking new york

New yorkers you're so uncreative

[toxic relic]

well they named a long island "long island"

should show you the extent of their imaginations

[frosty tulip]

eh lets not overinflate here, it's more like average.

[toxic relic]

its perfectly normal sized

maybe even above average

newington is a brain blast
"yo bro, we want smth new, what do we call it?"
-"new, eh? 🤔"

[frosty tulip]

lmao they actually couldn't think of places in the UK to rip the name from

wait no there is one in london

I stand corrected

[toxic relic]

crazy

[frosty tulip]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newington,_London

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newington,_New_South_Wales WE HAVE ONE

Its such a shit name, why would you even copy it

[toxic relic]

finally

new year new me bro

simple

[frosty tulip]

They actually massively missed out on calling it "New Newington"

lazy bastards

[toxic relic]

mewington

[frosty tulip]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shanghai,_West_Virginia Yeah I'm actually from Shanghai

Shanghai, West Virginia

[toxic relic]

heh, shanghai, west virginia? thats cool 'n all but i'm from mewing place, queensland

[waxen cedar]

what

[toxic relic]

mewing place, windaroo, queensland

[frosty tulip]

You think thats wack? This is a city here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Townsville

The most unoriginal name

[toxic relic]

default name in a simulator game

[waxen cedar]

They got a burger place called "Burgers"

[toxic relic]

where

[frosty tulip]

Townsville you dumbass

[toxic relic]

[polar kernel]

oh these arent homemade they were made in a factory. a bomb factory. theyre bombs.

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk cool dance

[toxic hawk]

Girls, shooting each other
Forced into armed combat

[toxic hawk]

Reiza the goof

[quasi slate]

Doing 10 pushups everytime i break combo

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/push-up-next-level-barbell-discs-weights-gif-16787414300774940272

[quasi slate]

30 pushups

70

my arms gave up on me i couldnt reach 70

[toxic hawk]

i love how suicidal plays actually payoff in DD2

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/boomshakalaka-gif-25687559

[lost fiber]

Recklessness and courage are so intertwined, that the line between is sometimes blurred. But in the end, I'm an idiot. So I keep dying.

[quasi slate]

@surreal mirage another collab confirmed with binding of isaac x fortnite
Isaac cries when you receive damage and gets excited when you open a chest

[karmic jetty]

freaky isaac

[quasi slate]

Peacemaker also confirmed and his skin got revealed

[surreal mirage]

I have a 50gb fortnite update that I've been putting off

[karmic jetty]

where vigilante and judomaster

[lost fiber]

Don't freak the Isaac.

[quasi slate]

welcome back Thud

[surreal mirage]

Welcome back thudd

[karmic jetty]

thud respawned

[lost fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-george-orwell-george-orwell-1984-1984-chips-1984-ruffles-gif-7144052804264359069

[karmic jetty]

rejoice

[surreal mirage]

https://n17.mbxma.org/media/mbat/46d/46d08632e94754ee36bc583143f192ec1c9b1e86_384_96_2237927.gif

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/verycat-cateat-gif-7339469281817108398

[lost fiber]

My reaction to returning

[karmic jetty]

many plungies were sacrificed for this moment

[surreal mirage]

12

[lost fiber]

As they should be.

[surreal mirage]

Vets take a lot of energy to respawn

[vital marten]

Worthy sacrifice

[lost fiber]

I'm very energy inefficient too.

So it's more than the norm. And I'm proud of it.

[karmic jetty]

u missed out on a lot thudd!!!

[surreal mirage]

Joever

[lost fiber]

Besides, the Elin community has been really cool.

[toxic relic]

time for simon

[karmic jetty]

elin

which pet did u choose

[lost fiber]

Elin is super goated. One of my best games of the decade even.

[lost fiber]

You and I both know which one I picked.

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

it was boring to me

[vital marten]

[toxic relic]

couldnt get into it
glad you enjoy it

[karmic jetty]

successor to elona

[toxic relic]

gayming

[karmic jetty]

i couldnt get into it either but thats mainly bcs i dont play games

[lost fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/rin-tohsaka-fate-stay-night-fate-anime-gif-23959020

[vital marten]

Why is boring bad

[quasi slate]

i couldnt figure out how to play Elin

[toxic relic]

i didnt say bad bruv

game not for me is all

[onyx igloo]

if i ever get bitten by a zombie irl im gonna try to find the area right between killing the virus in my body with blood alcohol and NOT dying of alcohol poisoning

does this sound like a fair plan

[vital marten]

I meant that as an abstract thought, myb

[toxic relic]

ah nw

idk why

[lost fiber]

Elin is for the truest of brain dead addicts looking for a more modern hit of the crack pipe that was once Elona+.

[toxic relic]

ahh idek what elona is

[karmic jetty]

a very old game

u should know smh my head

[toxic relic]

im an old man

[lost fiber]

Elona+ is the old game with WAY more content.

[toxic relic]

back in my day we didnt have the internet at our gripper tips to know every game that was being released

[lost fiber]

Elin is that game modernized with an actually followable plot.

[toxic relic]

i see i see

like spess13 and spess14

🤔

[lost fiber]

Spess?

Is that SS?

[toxic relic]

space station 13

[karmic jetty]

spessman

[toxic relic]

yessir

[lost fiber]

I thought so.

[toxic relic]

yeah im that kind of addict

[karmic jetty]

that sseth vid is how i know about elona

[toxic relic]

[lost fiber]

I tried out SS13 for a day. It was.

[karmic jetty]

and spess

[lost fiber]

Something.

[toxic relic]

im legitimately addicted to spess

my partner checks my pc for byond, smile

[lost fiber]

It seemed to me like a game if I got into earlier in life. I'd be way more into it.

[toxic relic]

fair fair

i can see the argument for it being hard to get into later on

[lost fiber]

But I do like the nature of how most are willing to RP in it though. That was pretty cool.

[toxic relic]

hardcore slime person and vulp erp

[onyx igloo]

what is a vulp

[toxic relic]

don't go into the showers mid round the morph and xeno are making new pawns

[toxic relic]

i think thats fox person

[onyx igloo]

oh

[toxic relic]

i play human or borg

[lost fiber]

Vulpine is a furry morph of a fox, yeah.

[toxic relic]

yeah yeah its a species on paradise lol

[karmic jetty]

felinid 4 lyfe

[toxic relic]

paradise server

[toxic relic]

hahaha

i see all the space racism and i just watch

[lost fiber]

All my homies play as cat girls in Warhammer 40k. No cap.

[karmic jetty]

first time i played was using moff and it was miserable

bad impression

[toxic relic]

moth is crazy

fly swatter shitsec against sole moth nukie

[lost fiber]

I kind of was expecting more toxicity. But I think I got into a heavily moderated SS12 server unfortunately.

[karmic jetty]

12

[toxic relic]

🤔 toxicity?

[vital marten]

Sounds like a fever dream

[toxic relic]

if you mean like griefing and such thats not really common, most servers are admemed constantly

[lost fiber]

It's okay, I know you can't count any higher. So I promised I won't use any higher number.

[young kelp]

[karmic jetty]

[young kelp]

god damn it

[vital marten]

[young kelp]

I spent like an hour trying to kill a boss

only for it to reward me

with an area I can't even USE!

[toxic relic]

i still remember, on goonstation 1, some guy said the n slur and a png of mike tyson from that boxing game exploded him

[onyx igloo]

shitsec sounds like a comedic corporation in a video game

[young kelp]