general_chat

[candid patio]

I'm not putting on a cursed sock that has haunted and stalked me for decades across thousands of kilometers

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/mahito-curse-yuji-black-flash-kokusen-gif-15575468419961292171

[lyric galleon]

soon

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-broken-cat-cat-drinking-cat-licking-cat-air-gif-20661740

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drunk-meme-tired-cute-gif-13810718

[outer turret]

The phenomenon is called “you have multiple items that sort of match up to both these descriptions and have ascribed a faux supernatural nature to an otherwise mundane occurrence”

[candid patio]

I can sort of accept this for the sock

But not the arcade token

It says Shakey's pizza on it

I haven't been to a Shakey's pizza in 30 years

[outer turret]

Well magic is not a real thing so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[quasi slate]

wrong ive seen the card tricks thats real magic

[candid patio]

Just because you can't explain it doesn't make it magic

[toxic relic]

bro what the fuck is georgia

[lilac quarry]

the country?

[toxic relic]

i was racking my brain

yeah brother

[lilac quarry]

or state

[toxic relic]

the country

it looked asian, but also slavic

i was so confused

[neon bramble]

near russia probably

[toxic relic]

its caucasian

i kept looking at the writing like where the fuck

[onyx igloo]

georgian?

[neon bramble]

between russia and turkey

[karmic jetty]

that looks like sanskrit

[neon bramble]

I knew it exists but not exactly where

[quasi slate]

@icy vigil 4u

[toxic relic]

yeah its in the caucus region

[karmic jetty]

india?

[toxic relic]

no wonder its so asian but also slavic

[toxic relic]

nah

[onyx igloo]

i love shitty cars driving fast in rallies

[toxic relic]

its georgia

it does look like sanskrit thogh

[onyx igloo]

"the little car that could!"

[toxic relic]

HOLY SHIT NO

IT IS INDIA

[karmic jetty]

tupid

[toxic relic]

lol crazy

its so similar though

[karmic jetty]

wdym

no shot georgia uses sanskrit

[karmic jetty]

wayyy different

no amogi

[toxic relic]

i see

[burnt kite]

i think thats kannada

[karmic jetty]

kannada is where lokiel is from

[burnt kite]

south indian language iirc

[karmic jetty]

i dunno what those are

[burnt kite]

thats literally the only one I happen to know how it looks

[karmic jetty]

all i have is pattern recognition

[burnt kite]

aside for hindi

[toxic relic]

it is kannada afaik

it was near bengaluru

where could this be lmao

america makes geoguessr so easy

bruh they put me outside a jail

[burnt kite]

| |I
| | | _

[austere harness]

Hellowwe

[burnt kite]

hi

[toxic relic]

are you american

[austere harness]

What's up?

@toxic relic what do you think?

[toxic relic]

idk bro i need geogussr

[toxic relic]

if you're american where's this

[austere harness]

@toxic relic i ain't

[karmic jetty]

ur not lookin at the right clues fartass

[toxic relic]

nah nah im lookin

the jail says ashville

that sounds southern

[onyx igloo]

i see a jeep cherokee with offroad wheels

yeah def southern

check for a squatted truck

maybe its alabama

[toxic relic]

what does that look like

[karmic jetty]

ashville?

[onyx igloo]

shit

[karmic jetty]

theres plenty of ashvilles

[toxic relic]

ik

ashville america, looks southern

[toxic relic]

i start there

[austere harness]

@toxic relic it's like mid western small town

[toxic relic]

everything looks like a truck

and it looks dry

[karmic jetty]

u think its eastcoast

[onyx igloo]

could be midwest aswell, but if you see one of these its probably not

[toxic relic]

alabama flag

sean was right

[onyx igloo]

AHA

I KNEW IT

[toxic relic]

so i look for an ashville in alabama

[austere harness]

@onyx igloo Texas??

[toxic relic]

its alabama

[austere harness]

Ohh

I see

[toxic relic]

the flag under the american one is a state flag

for alabama

[austere harness]

Yup

[subtle shoal]

yuh still playing geoguessr?

[karmic jetty]

theres an ashville near birmingham alabama

[toxic relic]

i did the american geography test 20 minutes ago lollol

[toxic relic]

yes dude

[subtle shoal]

i dont have a lot of homework so fuck it I might play it too again

[austere harness]

@toxic relic are you american?

[toxic relic]

on it

[toxic relic]

fuck no brother

[polar kernel]

theres ashvilles in like every state

[toxic relic]

its alabama bro

look at the state flag

[polar kernel]

theres like 3 towns in florida called silver springs also

[onyx igloo]

if america fell do you think the states would just become small countries with their original state name in it?

[subtle shoal]

turns out ive been playing lithuania this entire time

whoops

[toxic relic]

i found birmingham

[subtle shoal]

imma do capital cities

fuck it

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil675-gif-2877674803769001259

BIRMINGHAM IS A SHITHOLE

[austere harness]

@toxic relic is it a city in alabama?

[toxic relic]

its a town or smth

[austere harness]

Hmm

[subtle shoal]

okay so this is a shithole already

[toxic relic]

got it

just need to find the jail

[quasi slate]

i see cyrillic

no idea what tho

[subtle shoal]

oop

[quasi slate]

cantread

[subtle shoal]

bingo

I know the country

[toxic relic]

im a man of resource, thank you chat

[toxic relic]

hmmm

[toxic hawk]

he can solo bayle btw

you fon't have to do anything

[toxic relic]

that looks slavic

cross on the mountain though

[subtle shoal]

i know the city

[toxic hawk]

tf is serika talking about
go work your second job bro

[toxic relic]

send another pic

[subtle shoal]

im positive its macedonia

but gotta get the approximate locale

[toxic hawk]

ah yes, my favorite blue archive character
child soldier witha bodycount of 100

[onyx igloo]

https://youtu.be/mzM4I1gBsks

[karmic jetty]

macedonia is a type of fud

[mental schooner]

uh guys does anyone wanna play pz with me tmr, im kind of new

[onyx igloo]

a bunch of fiats racing is hilarious

[subtle shoal]

okay so

i think im on a main road rn

[toxic relic]

looks like baltic skies

[toxic hawk]

what's the word of the day

[subtle shoal]

OH SHIT

i did an approximate guess

[mental schooner]

bomb

[subtle shoal]

based on the mountains

[lilac quarry]

holy shit it's geo wizard

[toxic relic]

lololol

[toxic hawk]

okay i'll play dying light with you

[toxic relic]

idk how to determine region by sky bro

[subtle shoal]

okay this isnt any better

[toxic relic]

that gravel looks eswatini fr

[subtle shoal]

where the sun is at

[toxic relic]

explain

[subtle shoal]

idk

[subtle shoal]

i dont do nerd shit like that

contrary to popular belief

were again in a slavic nation

[mental schooner]

sir, I do not have that game installed on my laptop ASUS vivobook 16 X1605VA-MB1799W WUXGA / intel Core i5-13420H / 16 GB RAM / 512 GB SSD / UHD / Windows 11

[toxic hawk]

what's your steam broke ahh

[mental schooner]

uh

cs2 I barely run it

and project zomboid

[livid notch]

Quiet mortal I'm bloodborning it

[toxic hawk]

you can run dying light fam, just tone down the settings

[mental schooner]

I don't rlly play games

[toxic hawk]

that's crazy
what's your download speed again ?

[livid notch]

I already had it downloaded for months

Sitting there collecting dust

[subtle shoal]

this place is depressing

[subtle shoal]

HOLY SHIT I KNOW WHAT COUNTRY THIS IS

[frail shadow]

looks like any other grey depressing eastern european country

[subtle shoal]

wooo

[subtle shoal]

errr, kyrgyzstan

[toxic relic]

frogski

rep your home town frog boy

[subtle shoal]

holy shit

an english nation

were so peak

this place is beautiful tbh

no idea where im at though

[toxic relic]

that looks like either cape town or nz lol

[subtle shoal]

are you shitting me

[toxic relic]

told you bro

[onyx igloo]

yes i am shitting on you

[toxic relic]

australia doesn have those utility poles

[subtle shoal]

there was a ridgeway in fucking canberra though 😭

okay whatever

this is awful

the ground looks awfully dry

[toxic relic]

i cant watch you im trying to geolocate an indonesian city based on a political sign

[subtle shoal]

okay

[gritty drift]

[subtle shoal]

this might just be some random path in the bush

i have no clue

[toxic relic]

the rocks look european

[toxic relic]

sick place

[subtle shoal]

okay it was some random island state in buttfuck nowhere of the pacific ocean

[toxic relic]

lol

[toxic relic]

south america

no

where is it

[subtle shoal]

again

middle of the pacific

[toxic relic]

bruh

[vital marten]

Painting in the dark

[toxic relic]

post another bro

[vital marten]

Yall still guessing geo

[toxic relic]

im addicted

yes brother

im a dedicated man

[toxic hawk]

lou, do you think people can be bad without meaning to be bad

[toxic relic]

leon make geoguessr chat

[lilac quarry]

the gorilla grip that geoguessr has one people is remarkable

[burnt kite]

salsa... y picante

[subtle shoal]

clown car

[lilac quarry]

it grasped me once

[burnt kite]

enofuemos

[toxic relic]

looks like a south african taxi

surely not south african though

[vital marten]

Sure if they can’t understand law, or other things, then they’d have the capacity to be bad without meaning it

[toxic relic]

bruh its crazy

[subtle shoal]

HOLY SHIT

i got a plate handed to me

[toxic relic]

its not blurred?

[toxic relic]

yo i was so close

botswana is just above south africa

[burnt kite]

south enough

[toxic relic]

crazy but the ground is very botswana

[subtle shoal]

pay rent

[vital marten]

Pay rent

[toxic relic]

same vegetation and dirt

[neat moat]

I feel people are mainly good at geoguesser mainly bc the locations are already near places people take photos, if I took one in the middle of the wilderness I bet a lot less people could guess the location

[toxic relic]

bhc is the botswana housing commission

[toxic relic]

thats why you learn the vegetation brother

[burnt kite]

how do geoguessr pros do what they do

is it literally just memoriding the slides

[toxic relic]

sometimes

[neat moat]

invasive species make it more difficult

[toxic relic]

theres a lot of tricks

[neat moat]

and that assumes vegetation exists

[lilac quarry]

it's literally pattern recognition

[toxic relic]

if you memorise what species are invasive where then you can narrow it down

[lilac quarry]

like knowing about the snorkel which indicates what part of africa you're in

[toxic relic]

also, dirt is useful

[lilac quarry]

the split in the sky

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-worldwide-gif-26368506

[lilac quarry]

and walk signal differences

[toxic relic]

true

[lilac quarry]

like the swagman walk sign is specific

[toxic relic]

the difference in roads

sedimentology

you look at the trees

[neat moat]

but guessing the exact location within like 20 meters is not going to be realistic always

[toxic relic]

yeah duh

[subtle shoal]

ah fuck

well

[neat moat]

especially if you know a geoguesser is tracking you

[surreal mirage]

fart you're finding some weird ass places

[toxic relic]

me?

[surreal mirage]

yes you

[neat moat]

no a different fart

[toxic relic]

how lol

[neat moat]

oh

[surreal mirage]

oh wait nerd is playing not you

[karmic jetty]

no one is playing

no games

[toxic relic]

i got that it was southern africa though

[surreal mirage]

i glanced at chat

[neat moat]

games but no games

[toxic relic]

thats my travel experience 🤓

[vital marten]

No games games

[toxic relic]

its insane how much it helps

[neat moat]

is south Africa as bad as they say

[toxic relic]

pre-made geoguessr intuition

[toxic relic]

fuck no brother

its chill

[neat moat]

not the natives the English folk

[subtle shoal]

OBAMNA

this must be washington

[toxic relic]

oh yeah

[neat moat]

Oh my god

[neat moat]

its obamas last name

[merry lion]

I thought that was a myth

[burnt kite]

i love poolday

[toxic relic]

south africa is chill until you meet an affluent british english cape townian and ask his opinions

smile

or you go to pretoria

the rich university towns are crazy too

[subtle shoal]

aight we got a nation

ghana

[toxic relic]

somerset west

[neat moat]

is that like alligator Alcatraz?

[toxic relic]

what the fuck is that

[neat moat]

oh no

[vital marten]

🥲

[merry lion]

Alligator Auschwitz

[merry lion]

Am I tripping or did their use to be more voice channels

I haven’t been active on this server for sometime

[fickle lava]

You dont want to know

Its just gross

[merry lion]

Isn’t it on the verge of shutting down?

[tawdry salmon]

SODA

[karmic jetty]

[fickle lava]

I hope so

[karmic jetty]

it pretty much sunk last i heard

[onyx igloo]

sounds fun to drive through all the dirt roads

[toxic relic]

it is

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-asleep-monjjunirawr-cat-sleeping-cat-sleep-cat-eepy-gif-2038678134769585569

[burnt kite]

bleh

[toxic relic]

im so ignorant i didnt think that greece had snow capped mountains lmao

greece must just be an almost tropical exotic place no way theres biome diversity smile

[neat moat]

Mount Olympus is famously greentop

[sly lagoon]

Is there a eta on build 42 multiplayer

[neat moat]

ETA 1 minute

https://tenor.com/view/medivac-starcraft2-terran-sc2-gif-15991174

[burnt kite]

tommorow

Sure buddy, sure, I'll let you know...

[candid patio]

apparently my bank puts a hold on payments that i make from their checking account to their credit card

that seems silly af if you ask me

[burnt kite]

I think I'll have to ask you

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-straight-to-jail-arrested-driven-to-tears-season-4-gif-4073450576709134781

[candid patio]

Yeah. It's silly AF

[twin bear]

I hate having a good dream just to wake up and not be at a massive water park

[toxic relic]

piss your pants

waterpark

also bro

hop on geoguessr

[toxic hawk]

i think discord just

changed

my text bar is weird

[quasi slate]

on that grind

https://tenor.com/view/balthazar-hamster-roue-gif-4082195080463974942

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-sleep-gif-23949139

me when anyone says grind

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gambling-gambler-gif-572068894331490223

[quasi slate]

me when stinkman is being mean to me

[toxic relic]

stinkman is me

i am a rank man

[burnt kite]

cyberbullying victims instead of turning the computer off

[toxic relic]

nah but cyberbulling can be crazy

[burnt kite]

it usually complements regular bullying, so you can't always just ignore it

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/unico-uni-uni-cat-chrima-gif-27289453

[neat moat]

defending bullying is crazy

nomatter what

[pale berry]

i know clownuts is actualy judge holden, i just can't prove it

[neat moat]

judge holddown?

[quasi slate]

pls no bullying gusy pls plzzz

i beg

[plush cobalt]

You like something? You enjoy a character? This character makes you feel good? You get innocent enjoyment out of media? I'm going to make fun of you for this

Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.

[quasi slate]

me when i start yapping and stinkman brutally beats me with a stick until im crying on the floor

[plush cobalt]

There's no greater joy in life than pondering while seated on a rock on a pleasant day naked

[burnt kite]

shakashak shakashaka feel good

[quasi slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483294450010030081/534129034293018655/Vildred_mem-1.gif

[plush cobalt]

Wind blowing through your hair, ants biting your feet

[quasi slate]

ur time is up OG Galaxies

[subtle shoal]

It's almost November

[quasi slate]

mang y u skip over october

best month

[plush cobalt]

Oh, to once again know the gentle touch of the uneven earthen stone on my bare ass

[quasi slate]

gonna start my own itch.io animals turn based rpg

[plush cobalt]

Have you asked the payment vendors for permission

[quasi slate]

no because it's free 2 play

[subtle shoal]

they can kiss my stinky brown soggy dripping ass

[plush cobalt]

Carry on then

Please wipe your ass

[subtle shoal]

The payment vendors

[plush cobalt]

No yeah I understood but you should still do that

[heavy ivy]

dont forget that itch likes to steal 6 figure sums

[quasi slate]

my parents dont know that my actual parents are the payment vendors and the government

[plush cobalt]

How dare you remind me of my lost mortality

[subtle shoal]

man, it takes the adventure out of life

[quasi slate]

21:18 and a nice cold can of non alcoholic gira

life good

[subtle shoal]

Have you ever sharted yourself? It's one life changing experience

[plush cobalt]

Erm, I think those ill omens may be called body odor

Perhaps restore your ki with a shower, stinky

[subtle shoal]

smetoniska 🤤🤤🤤

[burnt kite]

me when winamp

[plush cobalt]

I will free you from this torment, enjoy your rock pondering

[subtle shoal]

Oh dude my right toe is bruised up

I banged it up real good on a drawer

[plush cobalt]

Jesus dude you can't go around kicking artists

[subtle shoal]

it's all bloodied up even past the bandage

[plush cobalt]

Hate comes in all forms 🙏

Goodness gracious that must have hurt

[subtle shoal]

pay ai, steal from small artists

[plush cobalt]

Seconded, hope it feels better

[subtle shoal]

It did

i don't feel anything rn

I can flex it

I dont though cause the bandage will come loose

[toxic hawk]

Im going to say this for the last time
STOP, MESSING, WITH THE, DIMENSIONAL, BORDER, GENERATOR

[plush cobalt]

No 🥰

[subtle shoal]

it was better with smetona

[plush cobalt]

Borders aren't real and that includes borders that are made to “protect dimensional stability” and “reduce the divergence rates” or whatever that nerd shit you told me last time was

[toxic relic]

i ponder my location

looks south east asian

[subtle shoal]

My Pinterest is something else

[subtle shoal]

My early guess is north south america

[subtle shoal]

Like columbia or Venezuela

[toxic relic]

the buildings look malaysian though

or filipino

[subtle shoal]

Is there any text

Oh shit

Hold your horses

[quasi slate]

Gira and Kepta Duona from Rimi with homemade molten cheese for dipping

[toxic relic]

ahah

sneaky flags

[subtle shoal]

took me long enot

[tender igloo]

@plucky hound @ripe vale lol

[onyx igloo]

why do you have christmas stuff up

[heavy ivy]

why do you not

[tender igloo]

we were talking about christmas trees and cats in pz chat lol

[subtle shoal]

I can't eat too much garlic otherwise I'll bad stomach cramps

[onyx igloo]

cause halloween doesnt deserve disrespect

[subtle shoal]

It's a sad thing

[onyx igloo]

damn mariah carey..

[tender igloo]

i hate halloween

https://tenor.com/view/gagging-gag-gross-jim-carrey-gif-13338718

[quasi slate]

garlic bread from maxima

[toxic relic]

bro where is this lol

[onyx igloo]

i hate mariah carey

[toxic relic]

insane building in the best way

[subtle shoal]

Those big buckets of garlic bread mmmffff...

[heavy ivy]

halloween is cool except for all the consumerism parts

[subtle shoal]

Malaysia but the text is chinese

interesting

[quasi slate]

i was referring to this one thats fresh and hot if ur lucky with timing lol

[subtle shoal]

Oh yeah that

that's good

[toxic relic]

must be some kind of historical building

[quasi slate]

🤤

[ripe vale]

Ha, so high up!

I like that colouring on a cat.

[tender igloo]

shes satan lol

insane cats

[quasi slate]

why is there a monster that sends u to rehab

[plush cobalt]

Or some sort of religious temple

[subtle shoal]

I hate energy drinks

[onyx igloo]

i dressed up as shaggy for halloween
green tshirt and some pants lol

[quasi slate]

same

[subtle shoal]

I'd rather drink coffee

Which is like laxatives for me

so it says a lot

[quasi slate]

it is for alot of people

[plush cobalt]

Shaggy renamed to fucky for British audiences

[subtle shoal]

I'd rather have stomach cramps than not be able to sleep for a night when I have to

[plucky hound]

Nice looking cat tho! probably a little devil in disguise? 🤣

[subtle shoal]

I once drank 4 melatonin tablets at like 2 am to knock myself out to sleep

Near suicidal idea but it worked

[tender igloo]

yah , its like shes on crack half the time

[heavy ivy]

that's it. i'm biting you. have fun being moderately annoyed for three weeks nerd

[subtle shoal]

Context: i drank a monster at 2 pm

that's it

that's all she wrote

[quasi slate]

do you like asian noodles like jp ramen or kr rameyeon

[plush cobalt]

I fear not spider bites because I know my willpower is strong enough to ignore the itch

[quasi slate]

not like those cheap 0,29 cent or under 2 euro ones

[subtle shoal]

Oh no I don't do that stuff

I only buy the Ukrainian or whatever instant ramen

[quasi slate]

dang i wanted to recommend this https://barbora.lt/produktai/ryziu-virtinukai-su-astriu-sultiniu-ksf-178-g god tier rice cakes

i love cup tteokbokki so much

[heavy ivy]

i live in terror every day at your power

[subtle shoal]

I once had such a confusing thing happen to me in latvia

[plush cobalt]

Everyone should 😀

[toxic relic]

i found it

[subtle shoal]

I saw a Japanese design Ukrainian instant noodle in a latvian store, being bought by a lithuanian

[toxic relic]

saved by kfc

[subtle shoal]

i love KFC

[quasi slate]

fever trip

[subtle shoal]

I tried it, it was actually good

It smelt like straight rubber fumes though

[heavy ivy]

see shit like this is another reason i want out of the states
such much culture variety

[quasi slate]

was it vacuum sealed or sealed with oxygen absorption bag inside it

[subtle shoal]

I don't think so, it was just s standard bag of instant ramen and spices + oil

[subtle shoal]

the culture in question seeing a local drunkard scream at public places in 2 in the afternoon

[toxic relic]

buddhist temple

[heavy ivy]

no we have that here too but it's less interesting than the polish man who has a reaction time of seven seconds

[toxic relic]

i forget how isolated america is

[subtle shoal]

We have drunkards do kickflips here and karate

It's awesome

My city has a local drunkard legend

[toxic relic]

ik its a big country but australia is a big country and its not as isolated

[subtle shoal]

some people even dap him up

i haven't personally

[quasi slate]

Speaking of KFC it's not bad but i like Crisperia more (biased because i had multiple projects there)

[subtle shoal]

eeeeeeh idk crisperia is kinda mid tbh

[heavy ivy]

dude it's insane
the last 12 months since i started hanging out with scarf and her friends pretty often has been such a culture shock for me

[quasi slate]

Mango sauce

[toxic relic]

every kfc could close rn and id cheer

[quasi slate]

Will change ur perspective

[toxic relic]

kfc sucks so bad

[toxic relic]

damn

[subtle shoal]

Here it's actually pretty good

Idk what it's like in other nations especially america and Australia but I have the image that they just deep fry rats and pour truck grease on them

[toxic relic]

no point in getting kfc here when bossman can chuck a chook on the roaster and itll come out near perfect for half the price of a zinger box

[toxic relic]

idk about them either but here its low quality high price as ive heard and seen from others

also, a bunch of people got major green stomach from kfc

[heavy ivy]

blegh it's gonna be a pain in the ass to leave too
fucking usa taxes based on citizenship rather than residence so if i plan to leave long term i gotta give up my citizenship to not be obliterated financially

[toxic relic]

so they had to close branches

[toxic relic]

insane

[subtle shoal]

Jeeez

[toxic relic]

yeah it was on the national news

rough shit mate

[subtle shoal]

i saw a franchise manager tell a kid to fuck off in a KFC

[green atlas]

helo is ther update when is new build 42

[subtle shoal]

It was wild lmao

[toxic relic]

crazy

[green atlas]

desrevd

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-weird-wtf-gaming-gif-18424441

[green atlas]

doom

[toxic relic]

you're gonna have to unlearn american voice

[subtle shoal]

Can't wait for autumn and winter

[toxic relic]

i swear you can hear an american before you see them

[subtle shoal]

Just go on evening walks in the dark

[toxic relic]

wrong hemisphere bruv

hop on southern hemisphere

[subtle shoal]

oh whoops

spring and summer

[toxic relic]

yeah cant wait

spring rain

[subtle shoal]

I'm tired as fuck of the heat

[toxic relic]

real

[subtle shoal]

I want to walk in my house in trousers and a hoodie

[plush cobalt]

Looks like I'm not only good for knowing scripts 😎 I'm also good at guesses pulled out of my ass

[toxic relic]

pattern recognition

[plush cobalt]

This is true

[toxic relic]

i walk in boxers always

why am i wearing pants in my house

[subtle shoal]

Bbbbbased

idk what if someone comes knocking

[toxic relic]

who cares

[subtle shoal]

like a postman or smth

[toxic relic]

its not like my dicks out

[subtle shoal]

It's one layer away from a cock sticking out

[tight ocean]

guys

i am not gayyyyy

[toxic relic]

one layer away from sin

[tight ocean]

but omar issssssssssssssssssss

[toxic relic]

im not bothered by that

[tight ocean]

type shit

shiiiiiiit

[toxic relic]

the layer thing

[vital marten]

What is stopping you?

Like really?

[subtle shoal]

Heat

Sweat

[plush cobalt]

You hear a knock on the door. You rise from your relaxed position. You open the door. It's the postman. He begins his greeting, but suddenly stops as he scans your body. His eyes widen.

[toxic relic]

i'm the gay one here, brother.

[toxic relic]

you read too much fanfiction

[tight ocean]

respect your honesty

[subtle shoal]

He realizes...
This buffoon is in his underwear...

[plush cobalt]

“Are those b-b-boxers?” he sputters

[vital marten]

[toxic relic]

ripped, for my pleasure, i respond smugly

[tight ocean]

is thos e sex bruh

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

[plush cobalt]

Yes.

[vital marten]

Im

[toxic relic]

yeah we're erping

[vital marten]

[plush cobalt]

Welcome to our daily erp session

[toxic relic]

we're getting to the mushroom tip tease

[subtle shoal]

TIS mandated erp session in general

[vital marten]

Building skill Omar

[median plank]

im eating popcorn to this

[toxic relic]

eat deez nuts

lmao gottem

[subtle shoal]

Lol

[vital marten]

L

[subtle shoal]

lmao

[toxic relic]

lul even

[plush cobalt]

Also idk who that person is

[toxic relic]

LOL maybe

[subtle shoal]

Rofl

[vital marten]

Rotfl?

[toxic relic]

which person

[vital marten]

Does it really have no t?

I’ve never used this one

[subtle shoal]

Rolling On the Floor Laughing

[toxic relic]

Rolling On The Floor Laughing

[subtle shoal]

it's like National Aeronautics and Space Administration

[toxic relic]

needs another s

national ASS administration

[plush cobalt]

The guy who came into chat and announced my sexuality

[toxic relic]

probaly the first name he noticed

[vital marten]

[plush cobalt]

Maybe, odd

[toxic relic]

real

i fear ill be playing geoguessr in my free time

[subtle shoal]

imaginary

[plush cobalt]

You're an addict now

[toxic relic]

for the foreseeable future

[subtle shoal]

congrats

[toxic relic]

[toxic relic]

indeed

addicted to deductive reasoning

[plush cobalt]

My obsession is sudoku at this time

[subtle shoal]

I need to start learning godot

[plush cobalt]

Do it now

[toxic relic]

fair enough

[subtle shoal]

It's 10 pm

I already got a melatonin pill doing wonders in me rn

[toxic relic]

ive never taken melatonin

my dad used to make me drink warm alcohol to help me sleep as a boy

weird home remedy

[subtle shoal]

childhood alcoholism

[toxic relic]

yo its real

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_toddy

its a real thing

[subtle shoal]

I need to get drunk this weekend

[toxic relic]

lol

dont waste a weekend drunk; get drunk during work hours instead

you pass out and when you wake up youre already off the clock

[subtle shoal]

Real life timeskip

[toxic relic]

exactly

[subtle shoal]

I've been thinking

what science has the most amount of aura

https://tenor.com/view/uni-uni-cat-bag-cat-cat-coming-out-of-bag-gif-8231620680902712837

[neat moat]

biology

specifically my feild in biology

specifically my hyper specialized nitch

[subtle shoal]

Poop speck inspector of my boxers

[gritty drift]

space

[subtle shoal]

I think mathematics

the lamest science gotta be something like philosophy

"you think therefore you exist" wow

the philosophy and english majors fighting over the last bed in the homeless shelter

[plush cobalt]

Your spelling here provides insight into how you pronounce niche, allowing me to further narrow your linguistic influences to ultimately perform as a perfect clone of you

[plush cobalt]

DING DONG

[toxic relic]

nitch?

[plush cobalt]

No this is Omar

[toxic relic]

crazy pronunciation

[subtle shoal]

nitche

[toxic relic]

funny

niche like quiche

or niche like kitsch

[toxic relic]

ayo

[subtle shoal]

My brain has shut off I think

[toxic relic]

i am a man of charisma

[subtle shoal]

heag

[plush cobalt]

What if I pronounce quiche with a tʃ

[subtle shoal]

chaRIZZma

[neat moat]

I say it as neesh

[subtle shoal]

man just say how to pronounce things instead of made up runes

[plush cobalt]

My keyboard switch to IPA is so incredibly slow

[neat moat]

I seen it spelt nitch

[toxic relic]

then you are truly unique

[plush cobalt]

So what the

[neat moat]

I say neesh

[plush cobalt]

I have to update my data

[toxic relic]

voiceless postalveolar affricative

[neat moat]

hahahaha

[plush cobalt]

All letters are made up twerp

[subtle shoal]

ooo aaaa

grok smash rock

Grok happy

[toxic relic]

early humans communicated

non human animals communicate too

[mellow birch]

"Bunga."

"Bunga bunga."

[toxic relic]

where is this

it must be canada

there was french and english

[subtle shoal]

quebec

[neat moat]

I call it the skin peeler

[subtle shoal]

or any other funny place in western europe

[neat moat]

rhymes with grug

[plush cobalt]

Something could be said about the common representation of primitive speech as “broken English” (as perceived by the target audience of the representation)

[toxic relic]

look at this

[plush cobalt]

I won't be saying anything about it at this time though

[subtle shoal]

absolutely comical

[neat moat]

real question

[mellow birch]

You've noticed that too?

[quasi slate]

I see a hint of blue on the license plate

[plush cobalt]

For a long while yeah

[subtle shoal]

No I made it up

[mellow birch]

tbh for most people I think it's more simple, even if it does have that kinda undertone

[plush cobalt]

People do a lot of silly things surrounding language & have a lot of unchallenged assumptions. Perhaps unique to monolinguals? I say that bc language learning is what made me think more about stuff like that

[mellow birch]

"my language but bad means you're dumb"

[neat moat]

how do tall pronounce chitin 🧐

[subtle shoal]

i say "shittin"

like no joke "shittin"

[mellow birch]

I wonder if people who speak other language do the mocking caveman speak thing too or if it's mostly an English-speaking joke

[plush cobalt]

/kaɪ.tɪn/

[neat moat]

omar knows whats up

[plush cobalt]

I think it exists in other languages but that's a loose memory of having heard that

[mellow birch]

I don't get to use other languages conversationally so

[plush cobalt]

So take that with a grain of salt

[neat moat]

we ain't chitten in a bowl guys

[toxic relic]

ive only ever heard english speakers do it ngl

[subtle shoal]

Nah we definitely do it too

[toxic relic]

but thats anecdotal

lol

the problem with anecdotal

[mellow birch]

the faulty memory of a single sample's life experiences

says more about what was impactful on them than what they actually observed

[toxic relic]

there is of course the belittling of someones language skills using mocking broken language

[plush cobalt]

I have a feeling that's where it originated

[toxic relic]

i just dunno about "caveman"

[plush cobalt]

I can't even use “long time no see” without automatically thinking about its origin

[toxic relic]

rela

real

[burnt kite]

rela

[toxic relic]

true brother true

[plush cobalt]

Variety of feces

[toxic relic]

ok its canada

definitely french speaking canada

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk djmax character Halos

[cursive vortex]

this is what ur eating

[rain mango]

were hatsune miku????

[vital marten]

In the walls

In the fucking walls!!!

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/hai-gif-10567033442484308038

Today is a day of all time

[cinder hawk]

[vital marten]

Day of all time right here

Go out and gamble

[twin bear]

It's official 🗣️

[rain mango]

Ive decided to move back to frankfurt

[surreal mirage]

[rain mango]

In the coming year

https://tenor.com/view/re-zero-cute-kawaii-cat-girl-happy-gif-5277701969125729897

Omg no

D4vd is a murderer

Bro

Whyyyyyyy

:(

[vital marten]

Is this the person on tour that my sisters say a dead body was found in their car?

[rain mango]

Yes

He made music for invincible

The show

[vital marten]

[neat moat]

frank fruit

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-cute-smile-eyebrow-raise-if-you-know-what-i-mean-nice-gif-13332297

[burnt kite]

Ready: 9/10

[polar kernel]

Ready: 6/7

[toxic hawk]

cutie patootie and her adorable halo

[vital marten]

Singing time

[twin bear]

Read or not

https://tenor.com/view/twerking-gif-24252862

Wait so an 18 yr old is moving by themselves? Moving up buddy

@chrome jetty dude never run the ash12 on factory

Just had another 30 scavs rush my spawn after shooting once

[chrome jetty]

Lmao

I’ve never had them rush my spawn

[twin bear]

It's not funny😭

[chrome jetty]

I’ve actually had no issues regarding being overwhelmed so long as I’m not in one spot for a long time

[twin bear]

I spawned at gate 0

[chrome jetty]

But I do get overwhelmed in reserve bunker and factory

And sometimes dorms

[twin bear]

My settings boost scav spawns as well so I may be just fucking myself over

[summer yew]

[twin bear]

I know how to fix this

Screw dorms

Fr

[chrome jetty]

Lmao

[twin bear]

I only head there for tasks and marked room

[chrome jetty]

No but dorms isn’t to bad

You have the initial combat, the stragglers, then your good for a little

[twin bear]

I like the explosives in dorms now

[chrome jetty]

Which room is it in

[twin bear]

Corridors

Third story

Orange canisters explode

Just don't stand still by them

Same with labs

Labs got it worse in terms of spawns I've had so many zombies rush my extract

I genuinely think they spawn when u take garage

[rain mango]

no matter what i do, fur the leather, tan the leather... I CANT PUT IT TO DRY

maybe small leather its not implemented?

[chrome jetty]

Is it in every floor?

And is it in SPT?

[twin bear]

It's in the newest spt build yeah

[chrome jetty]

Bet I’m gonna look for em

[twin bear]

One is by the bathroom on second floor third story iirc

Er not bathroom the kitchen

Might be third story on third actually as well

[chrome jetty]

Bet

[twin bear]

Where tf do u get these

I'm gonna make a pick up that can meme with the low quality camera, one of those stupid vlog things

[burnt kite]

I have trusted sources

[tender igloo]

dejavu

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vxwY4zDZn0Q?feature=share

here learn somethin gguys

you can thank steam forums knapping argument thread

[twin bear]

@toxic relic been watching this guys vids gonna try my hand at feudal Japan era cartoon characters

He makes Mario samurai 😭

[burnt kite]

draw political caricature and pass away under mysterious circumstances

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/balcony-bleach-gif-24737905

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/man-trying-to-kil-himself-joke-fake-suicide-laughing-suicide-fake-jumping-gif-150330258641611340

your gif but better

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12361655654679969287

[twin bear]

I wonder if tiktok would strike me down for making parodies of world leaders

Most likely 😭

[quasi slate]

🔴 🧸

🍯

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-lizard-lizard-button-lizard-tom-the-lizard-pixar-gif-17194109322617058326

[lyric galleon]

moopy do you think that engrams is just digital cloning

its not actual mind transfer

[quasi slate]

Is that the stuff that happens after a soul killer is used?

[lyric galleon]

just about any engram encoded onto a relic

[quasi slate]

Thats a clone

[lyric galleon]

but yeah soul killer would be in the same category

[quasi slate]

Imo

[burnt kite]

even if they wont, your comments will be FLOODED with the fanboys of the individual you are parodying

total annihilation, ፩፱፪፱፱፪፱፩፱ included

[lyric galleon]

i guess the project is in early testing

[twin bear]

They'll be sad to know idgaf ong

I'll make it worse

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-str8-lacking-kato-gif-9371728474647510227

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-8037700062970091444

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/groundhog-groundhog-eating-wait-gif-3478318557675834878

[shell mountain]

miau

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-gif-12100055351253481367

[twin bear]

Idk if i like the armors collar

[rain mango]

Im gonna workout

So i can be

Tough

[rapid moth]

bros grinding strength

[shell mountain]

anyone know if the m1 garand "tanker" modified rifles were still a thing in the early 90s? (making gun mod)

[twin bear]

Starts with 5 pounds

Ends with 10 pounds

[chrome jetty]

Scav, i just shot someone 4 times, 3 of those hit in head and torso and they didnt die (i was using 76254 PS) and then they headeyes me

[rapid moth]

if it existed before the 90's I'm sure its fine for a gun mod

[shell mountain]

get tarkov'd

[rapid moth]

especially considering the m1 garand was phased out around vietnam

[chrome jetty]

Im tilted

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-lebowski-what-the-hell-what-the-fuck-huh-what-gif-16553984

God dam

[shell mountain]

the tanker was a completely civilian modification, but i really want to model and show off the cursed folding stock mod

[twin bear]

I'm playing arena today

Ksg toe shooting simulator

[rapid moth]

if tarkov helmets we're accurate they'd stop at most a .357 round

[rain mango]

Im gonna have a huge butt

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-yeah-albert-wesker-yeah-wesker-yes-resident-evil-yeah-wesker-gif-14030636040343070687

[twin bear]

Bro ur a kid

[rain mango]

Im an adult u idiot

[twin bear]

Nobody wanna know abt ur bootybuttcheeks

https://tenor.com/view/tim-boss-baby-secret-call-ouch-gif-20235769

[shell mountain]

if tarkov was accurate getting shot by a weak 20 ga bolt action would cripple someone wearing fort armor

[harsh vault]

cake is a kid?

[rapid moth]

if it hit them in any limb they'd drop and drop hard

I've shot 20 gauge before

and yeah its less then 12 gauge for sure

[rain mango]

Im not

[rapid moth]

but its still a shotgun round

[shell mountain]

just matters on the load lmao

[twin bear]

10 gauge

[harsh vault]

oh

[twin bear]

Agreed

[rapid moth]

I shot high brass

[twin bear]

What grain?

[rapid moth]

don't remember it was awhile back

[twin bear]

Ah i get that

[rapid moth]

I've shot more handguns then shotguns lately

and handguns are illegal to buy now

[twin bear]

I shoot a .22 alot is a pos but it gets the job done

[shell mountain]

im waging for gunz

[rapid moth]

I shot a colt huntsman and a sig p226

recently

[twin bear]

Trying to sell this still

[burnt kite]

what are ya making

[twin bear]

Nobody wants to buy smth older than themselves 😭

[rapid moth]

its better then those mini mosins

[twin bear]

Putting this face on dispy most likely

They'll be the tank

[burnt kite]

I'm down, just ship it in a hollow plank

[twin bear]

Lmao

If i could ship guns I would honestly

[rapid moth]

if you can do airdrops into canada I'll buy it

[shell mountain]

oof i feel bad for u canadian gun owners

[rapid moth]

the guns probably not illegal to own here

it doesnt look scary to the government

[twin bear]

It's legal asf

Hunting rifle

[rapid moth]

they ban those here

[shell mountain]

im still amazed that the G11 is banned by name

[twin bear]

Wtff

Bro y'all are cooked

[rapid moth]

they also ban side by side and over under shotguns

but I can also own a mossberg 500 cruiser for some reason

the legal system for it is so janky

[brave rain]

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-kiss-james-doakes-doakes-dexter-gif-16474113087163870459

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-kiss-james-doakes-doakes-dexter-gif-16474113087163870459

[bronze moat]

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY WEEK

[burnt kite]

alright bro

[shell mountain]

is the pancor jackhammer banned by name yet?

[rapid moth]

I don't think so

[burnt kite]

happy berthday

[rapid moth]

thats tthe gun that looks like its staight out of alien right?

[shell mountain]

yes only like 1 ever existed

[rapid moth]

the weird ass shotgun

[twin bear]

Should dipsy have a gun

Or should I not draw one

[rapid moth]

give them a remington 11-87 with a homemade suppressor on the end

[twin bear]

Been working on my povs for an airstrike scene on the custard factories

Minions vs tubbies is peak

[burnt kite]

Give him a stop sign axe

because fuck yeah

sick stop sign axe

[rapid moth]

what about a warhammer made out of no parking signs

[burnt kite]

He'd have to make 40,000 more

[rapid moth]

this is unreal

[burnt kite]

an unreal tournament (2004)

[rapid moth]

thats an odd creation

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/bustacell-ut99-facepalm-unreal-tournament-liandri-gif-4652767765150211085

Unreal mentioned

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/war-of-the-worlds-war-of-the-worlds-2025-ice-cube-crash-zoom-zoom-gif-4057528618502093200

[polar kernel]

i crave the benelli

[quasi slate]

In a cargo box?

[twin bear]

Idk if the axe is a good idea with how small it is

[quasi slate]

Combat madness

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/benelli-m4-john-wick-i̇talian-classic-shotgun-gif-1189074835721624590

[quasi slate]

I was drawing a cute sitting pose then it hit me that it looked alot like a certain image with a blondie on a sofa

[twin bear]

I will never draw them cuz i suck

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/never-give-up-fist-pump-motivation-motivational-gif-4892451

[quasi slate]

The only artistic mileage you need for combat madness are the weapons lol

[lyric galleon]

amazing update

[twin bear]

I can draw guns but it's all very 2d I feel it'd be weird if I made them 3d

For combat madness that is

[quasi slate]

What if combat madness was a baddie with mad zaza

[lyric galleon]

what if i was maximum in the dj

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/kitasan-black-satono-diamond-umamusume-satono-diamond-tongue-kitasan-black-knockback-gif-1546071629347855274

[lyric galleon]

why her tongue that long

[twin bear]

Kiss lead singer

Ong

Freaky ahh tongue

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-satono-diamond-vr-chat-tongue-out-meme-gif-17865685083697075722

[rain mango]

hatchet

[rain mango]

freaky

[rain mango]

fus roh dah the cringe based

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/clear-djmax-djmax-clear-clear-djmax-djmax-respect-gif-16167943500559400348

[quasi slate]

@lyric galleon did u get it yet

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/clear-djmax-djmax-clear-clear-djmax-djmax-respect-gif-16167943500559400348

[quasi slate]

wtf

[lyric galleon]

i didnt know djmax was a fighting game

later today still no monies

[quasi slate]

if you get the TEKKEN dlc your gear has the hit buttons and joycon

[icy vigil]

You get panits

[lyric galleon]

tekken fell ouf

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVEJn6hAHSs @lyric galleon