hi
#general_chat
slate kettle
toxic relic
nothing about our current world is sustainable
karmic jetty
arent 🦅 dont have the infrastrusture nor the power source for these many thinking machine serbers
surreal mirage
Build servers on the moon
livid notch
subtle shoal
are we getting into into the P word AGAYEN
ivory grail
Nuh uh AI is so sustainable the tech bros told me what do you mean they aren't making money?
livid notch
Can't we just reset our year back to 80's
karmic jetty
das winderhall hop on
toxic relic
Can't we just reset our year back to 80's
80s where it started bro, 70s even
karmic jetty
nah 80s kinda doodoo
onyx igloo
also, teimo tells you to fuck off if you pissed on him now lmao
karmic jetty
bring me back to the late 2000s
ivory grail
I wasn't even borned until 2004 but I wish it was 1999-2000 I want that dread of the internet crashing and burning
It wouldn't even feel like dread anymore
karmic jetty
toxic relic
economy broke?
onyx igloo
i was about to say
subtle shoal
buy every house up
karmic jetty
heck yea
livid notch
80s where it started bro, 70s even
Anything but 2021 and 2022
toxic relic
gl getting a job
subtle shoal
become blackrock
ivory grail
Nah man let bring back 1929
onyx igloo
no.
rapid moth
let me witness the video game crash of 1988
karmic jetty
this is a recession indicator
ivory grail
Who lining up at the soup stand with me?
onyx igloo
you do NOT wanna bring back 1929
subtle shoal
bro wdym bro
rapid moth
lets bring back the 1850's I want to die in a "gold" mine
ivory grail
We're heading there at this point
subtle shoal
yeah tbh we are
onyx igloo
just wait like 7-8 years
subtle shoal
6-7 years
ivory grail
lets bring back the 1850's I want to die in a "gold" mine
I wanna stub my toe and instantly die from 500 diseases
rapid moth
I wanna stub my toe and instantly die from 500 diseases
or stub your toe then amputate it
subtle shoal
shoutout penicilin
toxic relic
2 full time jobs and still cant afford to buy food so you stand at the food parcel line smile
ivory grail
or stub your toe then amputate it
Then die from the amount of blood loss or the unsanitary saw they used
subtle shoal
genuinely would never want to go back any more than like 20 or 40 years ago
purely due to medicine
if I get ill in like 1890 im fucked
karmic jetty
this is incredible https://youtube.com/shorts/jtrIDT8grR0?si=B903WfSpcIEwOoRu
rapid moth
Then die from the amount of blood loss or the unsanitary saw they used
or the cauterization burning your whole foot causing another amputation to be made
toxic relic
this is incredible https://youtube.com/shorts/jtrIDT8grR0?si=B903WfSpcIEwOoRu
bruh watch the whole video
its the chicken sandwich rating
toxic relic
same lol
surreal mirage
The economy sucks ass
toxic relic
its still funny
chrome jetty
Kapow
ivory grail
2000s would be fine due to modern medicine aswell as privacy wasn't fully dead
karmic jetty
das winderhall
subtle shoal
im gonna get fed fuckin "Mr. Wonderstein's Wonderful Lead-Mercury Mix!"
toxic relic
did you watch the one where he rates cigarettes
surreal mirage
Zozo stop schizo
ivory grail
2000s would be fine due to modern medicine aswell as privacy wasn't fully dead
Like 2000-2010
rapid moth
lets go back to the 1500's I want to die drowning in mud during my first battle
toxic relic
Like 2000-2010
economy sucks
onyx igloo
im gonna get fed fuckin "Mr. Wonderstein's Wonderful Lead-Mercury Mix!"
victorian era arsenic and moonshine to cure.. fuck i dont man
surreal mirage
People need to read the big short
onyx igloo
i was big fan of pink panther
the intro theme was fire
toxic relic
i was entering the workforce around 2008
rapid moth
born in time to witness a housing crash living currently in a housing crash
subtle shoal
born too late to witness the economy crash
born too early to witness the economy crash
born just in time to witness the economy crash
karmic jetty
toxic relic
economy crashes every decade, almost like this system is bad
surreal mirage
it means echo
Eh?
toxic relic
rapid moth
at this point it would be preferable to just illegally build a home on crown land then to buy a property
karmic jetty
just print more clams bruh is that shrimple
surreal mirage
Like that one time in king of the castle
karmic jetty
do what
toxic relic
crime
subtle shoal
crash the economy
onyx igloo
at this point it would be preferable to just illegally build a home on crown lan...
dont forget your army of crows to attack anyone who tries to stop you
rapid moth
dont forget your army of crows to attack anyone who tries to stop you
exactly
surreal mirage
Zeerol lets hold the royal mint hostage and print more money
karmic jetty
is the royal mint that good
toxic relic
its mint mate
karmic jetty
why is it held hostage
lilac quarry
ok zor
surreal mirage
You haven't seen la casa de papel 
surreal mirage
It's money heist on netflix
toxic relic
omar cameo
lilac quarry
oh the maple syrup mafia raid
subtle shoal
if I dont confront my problems they dont exist
just like that weird pain in my upper left chest
rapid moth
if I dont confront my problems they dont exist
run away from your problems its free training
lilac quarry
upper left chest is meaningless
impossible to have heart problems so young
just lock in
subtle shoal
yessir
lilac quarry
grind more
subtle shoal
need to smoke more cigarettes and drink red 40
karmic jetty
ancient cities are so interesting
toxic relic
smoke 3 carts a day and get nicotine poisoning
karmic jetty
somehow has better urban design than today
surreal mirage
I will take roids and die of a heart attack at the ripe age of 25
toxic relic
but you'll look like a thumb that learned how to talk
ivory grail
Let's go back to 200BC
toxic relic
peak man
subtle shoal
vape empty carts and eat processed garbage
smoke straight burnt plastic
rapid moth
smoke straight burnt plastic
I could just go downtown
ivory grail
God damn my connection to the internet died there
subtle shoal
somehow has better urban design than today
its almost like cities were designed with people in mind and not CLANKERS
rapid moth
its almost like cities were designed with people in mind and not CLANKERS
cars suck lets go back to the 1850's
quasi slate
have we thought of a slur for aliens
subtle shoal
freak
quasi slate
on the same level as redhead i need something strong
ivory grail
Keep those clanker off my sidewalk kick little roomba guy
rapid moth
I just thought that up on the spot...
toxic relic
cars suck lets go back to the 1850's
real shit brother
why do you want a slur for aliens
subtle shoal
cars suck lets go back to the 1850's
lets die of lead poisoning
rapid moth
why do you want a slur for aliens
our planet isnt for sale
onyx igloo
cars suck lets go back to the 1850's
i hyperfixate on cars
toxic relic
it is though
ivory grail
why do you want a slur for aliens
https://tenor.com/view/glorp-booty-shake-glorp-throwing-it-back-glorp-twerk-gif-15728514058189514652
subtle shoal
and every other material induced poisoning at that time
ivory grail
Because they have more cake then me
subtle shoal
our planet isnt for sale
it very much is
rapid moth
lets die of lead poisoning
nah I'll be the lead cure all salesman
onyx igloo
our planet isnt for sale
dude yes the hell it is if they can fix it
rapid moth
dude yes the hell it is if they can fix it
okay
toxic relic
corpos and countries already buy land
rapid moth
thats fair
toxic relic
why do you assume aliens would want to buy earth
rapid moth
corpos and countries already buy land
with a currency that will be dead within the next 450 years
subtle shoal
2027 reclaimation of the north pole, sponsored by palantir
rapid moth
its not sustainable
toxic relic
2027 reclaimation of the north pole, sponsored by palantir
HAHAHAH
ivory grail
Dude if aliens came to our planet and said they will harvest our oil but will solve like 100% of our problem because it so easy to for them they can keep the planet
toxic relic
with a currency that will be dead within the next 450 years
im saying this cause earth already bought up
but why would an alien want earth
ivory grail
Hell take me
rapid moth
dude oil has caused so much trouble I'd prefer if they jsut took all of it
toxic relic
would aliens even use money
karmic jetty
aliens when they have to carry the global debt
toxic relic
toxic relic
real
rapid moth
trading
toxic relic
gift economy
karmic jetty
my ass would not survive by haggling
toxic relic
library economy
rapid moth
I could haggle fine
toxic relic
my ass would not survive by haggling
weak
quasi slate
harvest our juicy planet for its resources
karmic jetty
ill pay some other way
rapid moth
I worked as an entrepreneur for a summer
karmic jetty
toxic relic
also trading wasnt as popular as library and gift economy
quasi slate
the native inhabitants of the planet are smart enough to do slavery so lets enslave them to mine the resources for us steamhappy
karmic jetty
subtle shoal
grug no like you, grug will force you to work
karmic jetty
mooper is not beating the allegations
ivory grail
More i go into healthcare the more and more angry I get with how USA Healthcare current situation is
subtle shoal
slavery is as a simple as a concept can get
toxic relic
true
true for the other thing
i dont want to comment on slavery as being anything other than stupid
rapid moth
if we enslave aliens we can get intergalactic racism
toxic relic
you assume that aliens are the enemy
subtle shoal
i dont want to comment on slavery as being anything other than stupid
facts
quasi slate
interacist
rapid moth
you assume that aliens are the enemy
yes
toxic relic
this is a problem
subtle shoal
what if aliens are just cool asf
toxic relic
real
subtle shoal
like chill asf guys who just give us tech
i think aliens have already been to earth and encountered humans
quasi slate
give us tech that will cause us to wipe ourselves out so they dont have to otag
rapid moth
I'll only accept aliens if they're evil as fuck like shapeshifting ones that use it to manipulate the whole planet
toxic relic
any civilisation thats gotten to travel space to such an extent that they can reach us and communicate, i doubt anyone would survive an attack from them
subtle shoal
I think the universe is too vast for there not to be aliens
toxic relic
uh
rapid moth
any civilisation thats gotten to travel space to such an extent that they can re...
if the combine fell apart so could anything else
toxic relic
i agree that its a possibility that organisms are on other planets but i disagree with the other thing
toxic relic
if the combine fell apart so could anything else
difference is the combine is fiction
it fell apart cause it was written to
it was based on irl things ofc
ivory grail
any civilisation thats gotten to travel space to such an extent that they can re...
But you see we are humans we are cockroaches in there eyes hard to kill and why are there so many and god dammit they in the walls again
rapid moth
then we will win
plush cobalt
The “aliens” would be the ones writing the history
toxic relic
its not impossible that some tyrannical structure would fall, i just dont think its so easy
rapid moth
The “aliens” would be the ones writing the history
what if we're aliens
plush cobalt
We are, in some senses
toxic relic
i also dont like assuming intelligent organisms from other planets are "evil"
rapid moth
humans get pretty evil sometimes so its not too bold to assume such for aliens
plush cobalt
If they get all the way here I think if they wanted us gone we'd be gone before we even notice tbh
toxic relic
true
rapid moth
like if aliens did show up I'd like them to be nice
but knowing humanity
its just a track record really
karmic jetty
i love this comment 
The thing that gets me about Ea-Nasir is that he is the only dude besides a semi-mythical list of kings that is widely known from this entire geographic place in history. Ur existed for centuries and had hundreds of thousands of residents, merchants, priests, kings, and possibly Abraham himself live there, yet the only widely known real person 4,000 years later (besides Abraham if you count that), is Ea-Nasir.
It just kind of gives me goosebumps. Imagine if 4,000 years from now the Exocolonist return to Earth and excavate the ruins of NYC and all they find are some business documents from a random bodega in Brooklyn owned by a guy named Tony Delgado. Just imagine the hundreds of years of history, millions of people who lived in the city, all the important world-changing events that happened there. All levelled to dust and misty myth by the immense passage of time, but they do know who Tony Delgado of the 4th Avenue Deli was, and that the city gave his food a C rating for having rats in the storage room.
toxic relic
humans are the only reference you're using
toxic relic
may be that other organisms are the same, may be they are not
lilac quarry
i love this comment <a:JAJAJA:1201730788765208626>
> The thing that gets me abo...
tldr
quasi slate
when are we advanced enough to do this steamhappy
subtle shoal
europa clipper
rapid moth
bring me to europa so I can die to a tiger thresher
toxic relic
i love this comment <a:JAJAJA:1201730788765208626>
> The thing that gets me abo...
grains of salt
so many grains of salt to make up a full salt shaker
sometimes we only have 1 grain
still cool
rapid moth
when can we make barotrauma a reality
chrome jetty
when are we advanced enough to do this steamhappy
that cool
toxic relic
bruh a submarine currently is a claustrophobic nightmare, imagine a sub on a water planet somewhere 3 lightyears away
rapid moth
I love the idea of that
toxic relic
real
rapid moth
I would want to be on one
subtle shoal
aight I think its time for my to clean my keyboard
karmic jetty
pfft
subtle shoal
up up and away
toxic relic
submarine on europa or research station in the sulfur skies of venus
rapid moth
I'm not claustrophobic and I like being in weird cramped places
rapid moth
submarine on europa or research station in the sulfur skies of venus
submarine
toxic relic
cave diver
karmic jetty
cave diver
quasi slate
submarine on europa or research station in the sulfur skies of venus
need a barotrauma like horror game but for Venus
toxic relic
hard to build something that will withstand a heavy atmosphere made of battery acid
pale berry
Hear me out
pale berry
Barotrauma but your in a tank during a endless war on mars
quasi slate
i forgot how long Venera survived on venus surface before it died
but we got cool photos
karmic jetty
heat me out ayo
rapid moth
Barotrauma but your in a tank during a endless war on mars
tanks are too cramped and small compared to the submarines in barotrauma
pale berry
tanks are too cramped and small compared to the submarines in barotrauma
Well they could be mega tanks
rapid moth
Well they could be mega tanks
what if your mega tank gets shot by another
toxic relic
Barotrauma but your in a tank during a endless war on mars
cool idea
rapid moth
I'd rather die drowning then engulfed in fire
void quiver
Hey guys, I'm completely new to Project Zomboid and haven't played it yet. I'll only get around to it tonight or tomorrow, but I'm really looking forward to it.
Can you recommend anything or give me some tips for beginners?
Are there any mods I should install right from the start? Or should I just try out the game as it is first?
karmic jetty
we HATE zomboi here 
quasi slate
we need to go back to Venus
void quiver
Oh, okay, sorry. As I said, I'm completely new here haha
karmic jetty
pale berry
Hey guys, I'm completely new to Project Zomboid and haven't played it yet. I'll ...
I'd recommend asking in the pz chats but I'll give one piece of advice
Make your first playthrough vanilla exclusively
toxic relic
I'd rather die drowning then engulfed in fire
what if you get shot and the 100% oxygen pressurised suit lights on fire and you burn to death inside
baked potato pov
rapid moth
what if you get shot and the 100% oxygen pressurised suit lights on fire and you...
it'd probably rapidly depressurize causing me to die instantly
still preferable
toxic relic
i am wondering whats "better", drowning or fire
i am inclined to agree with you on the drowning tbh
pale berry
Rate my friend's larp
rapid moth
Rate my friend's larp
I fw it
toxic relic
if you're in a burning structure wont you choke on the air and pass out as well
rapid moth
if you're in a burning structure wont you choke on the air and pass out as well
thats a burning sort of choke
toxic relic
doesnt drowning also burn your throat
rapid moth
drowning is one of the most peacefully violent deaths someone can have
rapid moth
doesnt drowning also burn your throat
depends on the water
toxic relic
idk if i agree with you
karmic jetty
time is crazy
rapid moth
like I'm horrified of water but I'd rather drown then get bone cancer
toxic relic
time is crazy
time is crazy
quasi slate
would bitch be a slur to anthro dog people
pale berry
like I'm horrified of water but I'd rather drown then get bone cancer
I'd rather get shot in the brain then either
toxic relic
i sent you the premodernist one and you went down a hole
pale berry
@lilac quarry would know he's the main character he can respawn
lilac quarry
how do you know I can't
pale berry
how do you know I can't
What
rapid moth
if I could respawn I'd just kill myself over every minor inconvenience so I could traumatize people into being better
pale berry
If I could respawn I'd honestly do stupid shit
toxic relic
why am i watching a history vid
pale berry
Like excessively stupid shit
plush cobalt
I would spend my time on discord
pale berry
Like go to war stupid shit
toxic relic
if you think geological times humans are still fetus
rapid moth
I'd just stay away from the ocean cause what if you get softlocked
karmic jetty
its insane
toxic relic
few hundred thousand years is nothing when the rocks are millions of years old and the earth is billions
pale berry
I'd just stay away from the ocean cause what if you get softlocked
Let's say you respawn at your bed if it's destroyed you respawn 10 minutes before you died
toxic relic
you go hiking and puke up your lunch on ground older than pangaea
rapid moth
Let's say you respawn at your bed if it's destroyed you respawn 10 minutes befor...
then I'd drown every time I jump off a boat
just to be safe
plush cobalt
Let's say you respawn at your bed if it's destroyed you respawn 10 minutes befor...
That still leaves a possibility for a death loop
quasi slate
is it pronounced like this
pale berry
That still leaves a possibility for a death loop
No I meant like
You respawn in the location you were 10 minutes before you died
toxic relic
is it pronounced like this
ok bro
pale berry
Maybe 1 hour ifk
plush cobalt
You respawn in the location you were 10 minutes before you died
Yeah so what if you're in an unsalvageable situation
rapid moth
You respawn in the location you were 10 minutes before you died
what if thats the middle of the ocean
toxic relic
as if lithuanian is any better
pale berry
Yeah so what if you're in an unsalvageable situation
What if I fucking block you pal
plush cobalt
Do it you won't
pale berry
1 blocked message
pale berry
For the record this is for the bit
subtle shoal
i retur
pale berry
I'll unblock you after work
plush cobalt
Have another blocked message 😎
karmic jetty
lithuania is a type of rechargable battery
toxic relic
how much was lost
yeah its hard not to get sentimental? about things you never even got to see or know about
we dont know what we dont know and that can be frustrating
sometimes we know what we dont know and thats also frustrating ahaha
pale berry
Anyways best melee for anti rage infected
quasi slate
subtle shoal
guys hop on cookie clicker?
karmic jetty
yeah its hard not to get sentimental? about things you never even got to see or ...
👴
slate kettle
guys hop on cookie clicker?
no
toxic relic
lithuania was mentioned
rapid moth
Anyways best melee for anti rage infected
hmmmmm]
karmic jetty
member when we first tasted bread
plush cobalt
I am content with not knowing
slate kettle
OH COME ON
plush cobalt
https://tenor.com/view/romania-steal-wallet-theft-thief-gif-8041312967434273256
Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.
pale berry
But more slash type spears
subtle shoal
EMBED FAIL!!!
rapid moth
probably those indestructable baseball bats
subtle shoal
MEMEBEBDBD FIALALRREI!!!
slate kettle
toxic relic
member when we first tasted bread
bro remember when we first brewed beer
that was a crazy night
karmic jetty
which one came first
rapid moth
probably bread cause beer is just bread water
toxic relic
its easier to make alcohol than bread
onyx igloo
i have no idea what to do with myself
toxic relic
much more goes into bread than beer
lilac quarry
which one came first
who made the noise first
rapid moth
its easier to make alcohol than bread
I say otherwise
I can make bread within the day
mystic wigeon
hi
onyx igloo
my friends are currently unavailable to play with and it sucks
rapid moth
the humble pastryman
mystic wigeon
i have no idea what to do with myself
self improvement idk
plush cobalt
I can make bread within the day
I wouldn't say that time-consuming is the same as difficult
lilac quarry
so you're aware zor I'm referencing this until my death
mystic wigeon
im one to talk
toxic relic
I can make bread within the day
yeah with flour and other ingredients that need to be processed
you have the comfort of products pre made
rapid moth
yeah with flour and other ingredients that need to be processed
you have the com...
true
onyx igloo
self improvement idk
I guess
karmic jetty
so you're aware zor I'm referencing this until my death
bcs u wouldnt admit it was u 
rapid moth
well then why would they plant stuff that makes flour
pale berry
@twin bear test TONIGHT
rapid moth
why don't we all just sip mead and go to war with some small village
toxic relic
i assume beer and bread came about at the same point on the timeline
since beer also has a lot of production involved
karmic jetty
i came first in the timeline
toxic relic
maybe bread did come first
rapid moth
beer was made due to a lack of freshwater
karmic jetty
@grok is this true
plush cobalt
😀
karmic jetty
why would they settle near saltwater are they tupid
rapid moth
it was along 2 rivers I think idk I'm not a history nerd
lilac quarry
why would they settle near saltwater are they tupid
related to you
karmic jetty
i cant tell if u actually believe that or not
karmic jetty
thats a very challenging grade for chat
toxic relic
"the earliest archaeological evidence of fermentation consists of 13,000-year-old residues of a beer with the consistency of gruel, used by the semi-nomadic Natufians for ritual feasting, at the Raqefet Cave in the Carmel Mountains near Haifa in Israel."
"Charred crumbs of "unleavened flat bread-like products" made by Natufian hunter-gatherers, likely cooked from wild wheat, wild barley and tubers between 14,600 and 11,600 years ago, have been found at the archaeological site of Shubayqa 1 in the Black Desert in Jordan. These remains predate the earliest-known making of bread from cultivated wheat by thousands of years"
interesting
karmic jetty
cant believe they invented tubers
toxic relic
grinding stones in australia dated to 60 000 years ago
rapid moth
so bread came firt
toxic relic
maybe
rapid moth
I knew bread tasted better then key
karmic jetty
u eat keys
toxic relic
it does say between 14600 and 11600 years
rapid moth
all this time for bread and its gone downhill
toxic relic
thats the evidence presented on wikipedia, cool though
karmic jetty
clearly this is all made up by Big Beer
toxic relic
rapid moth
was corona around 11 thousand years ago
toxic relic
im not interested enough to look further
toxic relic
was corona around 11 thousand years ago
bud light
rapid moth
I would rather be dead then drink 11 thousand year old bud
toxic relic
eat your alcohol gruel bro
toxic relic
probably not lol
karmic jetty
froots are an interesting question
toxic relic
why are you chasing bud light with limes
rapid moth
they would be vastly diff than what we know of now
they'd be way smaller
and bananas would taste better
karmic jetty
they'd be way smaller
its just the cold
toxic relic
lilac quarry
they would be vastly diff than what we know of now
why
toxic relic
imagine some dude hands you this and tells you to eat it
plush cobalt
There was a guy at my workplace who tends to the break room areas. I always saw him refilling the ice trays so in my head he was just the ice guy, but I imagine he did other stuff too. We really only ever exchanged greetings, “how's it going,” the usual—but he always seemed like a pleasant dude. A few weeks back they replaced the ice trays with an icemaker and I stopped seeing him around. I got curious enough today to ask one of the janitors about him, since I figured they might know where he's gone. Apparently, he's been fired. No more mister ice guy.
rapid moth
full o seeds
so are watermelons
toxic relic
humans have been changing plants since pre agriculture
toxic relic
There was a guy at my workplace who tends to the break room areas. I always saw ...
bruh
rapid moth
imagine an orange mixed with a lemon
karmic jetty
borange
rapid moth
call it a lorange
toxic relic
redundancy in real time
lilac quarry
There was a guy at my workplace who tends to the break room areas. I always saw ...
get him a job
it's your duty now
plush cobalt
I made that story up to say no more mister ice guy
toxic relic
I made that story up to say no more mister ice guy
bruh
plush cobalt
No more mister ice guy
lilac quarry
ok ken m
karmic jetty
time for kcd2
quasi slate
imagine some dude hands you this and tells you to eat it
bird image
plush cobalt
Delulu labubu
toxic hawk
Delulu labubu
I need you to destroy someone
plush cobalt
I'm not feeling up to it today
quasi slate
LoK do you want free silksong
plush cobalt
Send me the details and maybe I'll do it later
subtle shoal
LoK do you want free silksong
PLEASE
quasi slate
Lol
surreal mirage
Do you want steam awards for free silksong moopy
toxic hawk
I'm not feeling up to it today
Do it and I'll agree to the destruction of dimension c-108b-T
plush cobalt
This must be important
toxic hawk
(I'll rebuild it after of course)
quasi slate
Do you want steam awards for free silksong moopy
plush cobalt
(I'll rebuild it after of course)
The deal is off
toxic hawk
The deal is off
You get to destroy it, the universe continues to exist
Literally win win
plush cobalt
You don't understand how much I despise those fucking glorps
toxic relic
omar is racist
rapid moth
toxic relic
i shouldve known after the slur soup
plush cobalt
It was good soup I don't support the slurs in it
toxic relic
plush cobalt
I will kill them all
rapid moth
toxic hawk
You don't understand how much I despise those fucking glorps
Look I don't like their slimy food either
But the fact of the matter is without their contribution of astral particles production, the lower tenth of the universe will collapse
plush cobalt
Let it collapse
toxic hawk
If you let it collapse, dimension c-1098-O dies too
toxic relic
pyrrhic victory
rapid moth
how will this affect the beer industry
plush cobalt
I can live with the destruction of the zlongians
I like their music but that's about it
toxic relic
holy shit omar
toxic hawk
I can live with the destruction of the zlongians
Can you live without their authentic bonger pasta tho
toxic relic
my boyfriends uncle is a zlongian
toxic relic
he works in plumbing
plush cobalt
Can you live without their authentic bonger pasta tho
It's pretty good but I know the recipe
toxic relic
your prejudices are baffling
plush cobalt
I can't believe I'm being cancelled right now
toxic hawk
It's pretty good but I know the recipe
You know damn well you suck at zlongian cuisine
plush cobalt
I just make it a bit more palatable
It's not my fault they decide to use spices that you can hear
toxic relic
does every human only play football? of course not, this isnt 17776, omar, this is real life
toxic relic
It's not my fault they decide to use spices that you can hear
you just cant appreciate the full electromagnetic spectrum, you dont see their UV spices
plush cobalt
Okay but when you think of zlongians you think of music
toxic hawk
Welp, guess the deal is off. It's baffling that I've been put in charge of sustaining the universe whilst the only one existence that is above me, is dead set on ending it because of his boredom
plush cobalt
Out of boredom I've bred hatred
toxic hawk
One day I'll find your origins, you reality altering celestial
quasi slate
Basketball is superior to football
toxic relic
im moving to another dimensional plane, i dont want to live under the policies of a madman
toxic relic
Either way you put the ball in the place
just like
toxic hawk
Im sad to say every dimension is under him
plush cobalt
I barely manage the eternal torment dimension if you want to go there
toxic hawk
You're only not destroyed because I keep him from doing it
toxic relic
you forget about the p2p underground
toxic hawk
He runs that
toxic relic
ill live in the seeders
plush cobalt
That's still active?
toxic hawk
He actually competes in it
toxic relic
no shot bro
plush cobalt
I mean, uh, yeah, I run that
toxic relic
I mean, uh, yeah, I run that
you arent adminning the qbit irc chats
toxic hawk
Well competed he kinda flooded the place with um, bad things
toxic relic
truly a blind ruler
plush cobalt
I'm more of a yardstick
toxic relic
more like a baby carrot
plush cobalt
Cute and harmless?
toxic hawk
In the last 30 seconds, omar tried destroying you about 45 times fartman. Omar stop making my life difficult
scarlet sparrow
hello
plush cobalt
Dog
toxic relic
Cute and harmless?
genetically engineered to be an annoyance
toxic relic
In the last 30 seconds, omar tried destroying you about 45 times fartman. Omar ...
i do not fear death
plush cobalt
Let me do it
toxic relic
yeah
toxic hawk
I will not let you do it, we still don't know who the pillar is in this dimension
toxic hawk
Goddamn it
toxic relic
underwear
lilac quarry
lilac quarry
fuck that's incredible
toxic hawk
Okay, I'm on break now
lilac quarry
scarlet sparrow
Nothing much what's
thats nice to hear
plush cobalt
You're a dog
scarlet sparrow
You're a dog
yes
toxic relic
scarlet sparrow
a concerned one
plush cobalt
What the fuck?
toxic relic
concerned about what
lilac quarry
scarlet sparrow
are those asscheeks or muscles
toxic relic
the ass is a muscle
stone meadow
muscheeks
toxic relic
toxic relic
gluteus something something
is this the latin word
outer turret
I did not expect the PZ discord to be this freaky 😭
toxic relic
something something must be the genus and species name
plush cobalt
Maximus, minimus, medius, midas, minotaur
plush cobalt
I did not expect the PZ discord to be this freaky 😭
😀
toxic relic
I did not expect the PZ discord to be this freaky 😭
outer turret
Project Freakboid
plush cobalt
I feel like this would be a cool fit but I think it could attract some racist remarks unfortunately
quasi slate
Mods
toxic relic
I feel like this would be a cool fit but I think it could attract some racist re...
when you want a funny science shirt but people only think about racism
plush cobalt
Real 😔
toxic relic
what comic is that
plush cobalt
I think it was some old Christian propaganda lol, it's an old screenshot I found on my phone
toxic relic
bruh lol
plush cobalt
Iirc the guy in the background has a shirt that says drugs
surreal mirage
Where is jaime
toxic relic
like that pride demon thing
plush cobalt
It's simply too cool to be a sinner
toxic relic
lol
surreal mirage
Is that you fart
toxic relic
yeah sure
surreal mirage
Very sigma
toxic relic
sugma
surreal mirage
Ligma
toxic relic
sugondese
plush cobalt
Found the full page. Hopefully this propaganda doesn't frighten anyone, I know the “Sex” tattoo is very scary
toxic relic
HAHAHAHA
stone meadow
I feel like this would be a cool fit but I think it could attract some racist re...
is this form one of them christian comics
plush cobalt
I think so lol
toxic relic
drugs 
stone meadow
well your full image answered that
toxic relic
no idea these existed
stone meadow
Free birth control? In this economy?
toxic relic
i wish i had that
stone meadow
no idea these existed
theres loads of these usually targeting "satanic" things like dnd gay people and abortions
plush cobalt
This is what sin does
stone meadow
Im getting the sex tattoo
toxic relic
counselling but its just old gay guys telling you that you dont need to be doing so much
this would be cinema
stone meadow
maybe even tatto My Ancestor on me
toxic relic
theres loads of these usually targeting "satanic" things like dnd gay people and...
bruh
quasi slate
anyone tried this Indie game?
toxic relic
imagine going to hell cause you have a level 10 orc mage in dnd
crazy
i do want a "drugs" tattoo
thats hilarious
plush cobalt
D&D co-creator being sexist: media silence
D&D being a tool of Satan: call the national guard
toxic relic
well being sexist is a pro for them no?
plush cobalt
This is true 🤔
toxic relic
smile
we can let you into heaven cause of your racism but you're restricted from VIP eden cause you support your gay friend
crazy crazy
plush cobalt
Aw shucks
toxic relic
another game to wait 3 years for
plush cobalt
2026 is next year old man
toxic relic
delays 
plush cobalt
Real
toxic relic
2026 is 4 months away
vital marten
stone meadow
2026 is 2026 years away
plush cobalt
Paralives... Soon...
toxic relic
im curious about paralives
plush cobalt
Whoever wins the paralives wicked whims race will be a trillionaire
plush cobalt
Yeah lol
plush cobalt
Not my cup of tea but I'm pretty sure the dude who makes it is paid well
Through patrons
frosty tulip
theres loads of these usually targeting "satanic" things like dnd gay people and...
Completely true, if you find out somebody has a D20, it confirms they worship Satan
toxic relic
say you use it to read the bible
you role and whatever it lands on is the verse you read
frosty tulip
God, my dude. You gotta step up your game. Why does Satan get all the cool shit like DnD?
frosty tulip
Bro needs better PR
toxic relic
God, my dude. You gotta step up your game. Why does Satan get all the cool shit ...
and lapdances from lil nas
and a sick guitar
quasi slate
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3936730/STARDUST/
the art is so good and the trailer is so cute 🥹
plush cobalt
This is going to be controversial but I think God has puzzles
quasi slate
and the gameplay looks so fun
plush cobalt
Like I think of a family time with puzzles and prayers
toxic relic
idk man i had a puzzle night at a satanic temple
plush cobalt
Well I'm sure Christians could do tabletop roleplay too but it wouldn't be the same
onyx igloo
the ghost trying to kill me when i walk circles around large pieces of home furniture
plush cobalt
The party can't be very balanced if everyone can only play paladin (and maybe cleric)
frosty tulip
This is going to be controversial but I think God has puzzles
Satan has Jenga though
toxic relic
is smoking satanic
toxic relic
drugs and alcohol right?
thats gonna be hard to beat
frosty tulip
Let's be real guys, gaming is super satanic
plush cobalt
Yeah Satan definitely gets video games
toxic relic
all the dota 2 players setting up a lan in hell
frosty tulip
I guess God worshippers get visual novels or something
toxic relic
isnt twister used by swingers
plush cobalt
Oh goodness
toxic relic
I guess God worshippers get visual novels or something
bruh the amount of nsfw vns
arent vns just jorking material
onyx igloo
is smoking satanic
the closest thing to it being satanic is it burning my throat when i inhale it 2nd hand
toxic relic
the closest thing to it being satanic is it burning my throat when i inhale it 2...
weak
onyx igloo
i am
frosty tulip
God can't even have minesweeper
Fine, god worshippers get stuck with freemium games
toxic relic
fair
frosty tulip
They get subway surfers
toxic relic
holy shit
thats real
all the facebook boomers with farmville and candy crush maxed out
frosty tulip
Did you know in churches, they actually perform disturbing rituals worshipping god by playing Farmville?
This is true
toxic relic
lol
plush cobalt
Are there actually Farmville prayers
frosty tulip
My mum was
plush cobalt
Oh my goodness gracious
frosty tulip
I fucking hated Farmville because of that
We'd just have the family pc and id want to play games but mum had to water her fake crops on Farmville or some shit
quasi slate
toxic relic
they pay you to grind while they're at work
frosty tulip
just get a wow player as a parent instead
Monkey paw curls
You receive Asmongold as a parent
frosty tulip
Monkey paw has already delivered, it cannot be refunded
toxic relic
You receive Asmongold as a parent
plush cobalt
I just know your childhood home is gonna smell like shit now 😔
toxic relic
i do wonder what happens to the kids of popular internet personalities
are they normal?
plush cobalt
I hope for their sake that they have one normal parent
Or that the internet personality is exclusive to the internet
toxic relic
agreed
quasi slate
67 kid
dawn jewel
My stomach
frosty tulip
Or that the internet personality is exclusive to the internet
This family dinner is sponsored by NordVPN
plush cobalt
Sponsored prayers feels like a real thing
Megachurch vibe
Thank you Lord and Raid Shadow Legends
onyx igloo
how i feel rn
frosty tulip
Sponsored prayers feels like a real thing
Feels like that weird paid prayer app that they got Mark Wahlberg to shill for ages ago
toxic relic
Sponsored prayers feels like a real thing
they are real
toxic relic
Feels like that weird paid prayer app that they got Mark Wahlberg to shill for a...
boyboy
stable oar
isnt he in scientology?
toxic relic
i have no fucking idea brother
frosty tulip
Wahlberg? Don't think so, but he's still a cunt regardless
toxic relic
the only thing i know about him is he's racist and he said god forgave him for punching a dude
also he's a shit actor
rain mango
how i feel rn
ivory grail
Let's go I did 20 question just 10 more and i be slightly ahead schedule
frosty tulip
I don't know what was going through his head when he decided to just tell people during some interview or whatever that "he totally could've overpowered the terrorists if he was in one of the planes during 9/11"
Bruh this ain't a shitty action movie
ivory grail
Kinda sucks these take like 40 minutes each though
toxic relic
I don't know what was going through his head when he decided to just tell people...
main character syndrome
frosty tulip
the only thing i know about him is he's racist and he said god forgave him for p...
God forgave me for burning your house down btw
toxic relic
are you gonna apologise to me brother? the man who's house you burnt down?
nah god already forgave me
frosty tulip
I remember how insufferable his shitty gambling commercials were in my country
frosty tulip
No, fuck off Sportsbet, you having marky mark shill for you makes me wanna gamble even less
plush cobalt
https://youtu.be/82FEuZFiR38?feature=shared
Jesus christ
frosty tulip
And I don't gamble to begin with
rain mango
mark wahlberg can suck me
toxic relic
No, fuck off Sportsbet, you having marky mark shill for you makes me wanna gambl...
mgm betting app brought to you by drake
rain mango
what a twat
frosty tulip
gambling commercials
Yeah, they're on TV constantly, actually incredibly unwatchable if you're a recovering gambling addict here.
toxic relic
Jesus christ
toxic relic
Yeah, they're on TV constantly, actually incredibly unwatchable if you're a reco...
doesnt australia have a big gambling problem lol
the pokies
ivory grail
I don't know what was going through his head when he decided to just tell people...
I genuinely think the people in those planes could've if there was a few who was actively it might have started some type of mob mentality
plush cobalt
mark wahlberg can suck me
He wouldn't be doing any sucking bc he'd be too busy talking about how good at it he is
frosty tulip
It's no wonder that we're the biggest gamblers on average of any country
Iike I'm pretty sure we're top of the list or at least top 5
It's bad
toxic relic
yeah
frosty tulip
I genuinely think the people in those planes could've if there was a few who was...
Now my bro
how do you land the plane safely?
thats the question.
ivory grail
That the fun question you don't
toxic relic
trying to stop before you waste your savings and you open your phone to a timed message from a betting app about getting a boost on the latest football parlay
ivory grail
Never said we would survive after all :D
stable oar
toxic relic
I genuinely think the people in those planes could've if there was a few who was...
bruh
frosty tulip
I genuinely think the people in those planes could've if there was a few who was...
either way. one of the planes did have the passengers overpower the terrorists but still. This just sounds like the excuse he'd use to defend his braindead take tbh
plush cobalt
Theorycrafting tragedies
toxic relic
insane
plush cobalt
Me personally, if I were in Hiroshima,
toxic relic
pfffft
frosty tulip
"I'm sorry for saying I could've stopped 9/11 if I was on one of those planes but they totallyy could've taken the plane back from the terrorists if they really wanted to"
feels like some shit marky mark would say
ivory grail
Who actually said that?
toxic relic
mark said the first part
frosty tulip
mark wahlberg
toxic relic
you said the second part
plush cobalt
If I were subject to the witch trials I simply would have won using facts and logic
frosty tulip
Theorycrafting tragedies
NOW IF I WAS THERE DURING HURRICANE KATRINA, I COULDA EASILY STOPPED THAT HURRICANE
stable oar
facts dont care about your feelings
toxic relic
if i was a victim of the first crusade i wouldve just won cause im built different
graceful dust
feels like some shit marky mark would say
or this guy
stone meadow
ok what are we talking about now
graceful dust
she got like 20 diseases in 2 hours
stable oar
just use rad away
frosty tulip
ok what are we talking about now
how cringe mark wahlberg is
stable oar
ivory grail
you said the second part
Oh my bad I mean i genuinely think they might have been able to stopped more then one plan if they all attempted to take back control. I shouldn't have use 'could've".
toxic relic
i still dont think that's better
rain mango
if i was at mark wahlberg i wouldv stopped him
toxic relic
theorycrafting tragedies as omar said
frosty tulip
Oh my bad I mean i genuinely think they might have been able to stopped more the...
bruh the terrorists were armed.
ivory grail
But still even if they didn't no shame I can't say I would fight because I never been in there shoes
frosty tulip
It's not easy to take back control when they just shank you.
rain mango
a second plane has hit the slay towers
frosty tulip
also fear
also theres a good chance when you try to rally passengers against them, they just walk up to you and shank you for it.
stone meadow
yeah
frosty tulip
now you might not believe this crazy fun fact but people that take hostages usually aren't too happy when one of the hostages tries to convince the other ones to fight back.
It sort of makes them a bit cranky
stone meadow
no
frosty tulip
thanks frogski
thanks The Office
toxic relic
yw mate
rain mango
It sort of makes them a bit cranky
why does you pfp has no nose?
toxic relic
wrong reference though man
rain mango
toxic relic
you're probably too young for office space
rain mango
is it a zombie?
frosty tulip
no but he probably smells like one.
surreal mirage
frosty tulip
definitely smells like one actually
rain mango
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/the-office-annoyed-angry-frustrated-silence-gif-323417753...
did you see the space series he was in
ivory grail
bruh the terrorists were armed.
Yeah but some were able to call there family so I feel like after the first one hit one of the tower they would know what is kinda happening. I feel like taking a few armed guys vs surviving a plane crash might have a better chance.
But still genuinely I don't blame them complying it was a scary situation.
toxic relic
i read some reviews about how shit it is
frosty tulip
Yeah but some were able to call there family so I feel like after the first one ...
uh bro
they didn't know lmao
toxic relic
ok bro stop talking about this
ivory grail
they didn't know lmao
Some were able to call there family I feel like after the news starting covering family would be trying to contact there family who traveling by air
dark jolt
Got a morals question for yall
Is it okay to break the rules in an online game run by russians who stole a bunch of spiffo and moodle emotes from this discord server without permission to use in their own discord server for their game that does not allow users to talk about other games
ivory grail
But at the same time phones weren't as common as it is now
neat moat
I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF OLYMPUS
dark jolt
Not as in breaking rules in their server but breaking rules in their game
frosty tulip
Some were able to call there family I feel like after the news starting covering...
the time between the first and second plane hitting was like 15 mins or some shit, I don't think thats really enough time for those passengers to get a good picture of whats going on lol
frosty tulip
it's super easy to say that they could've fought back but we weren't in that situation and will likely never be in that situation
dark jolt
Wait are you guys talking about 9/11
dusty holly
I'm downloading projecto zomboido again :3
ivory grail
the time between the first and second plane hitting was like 15 mins or some shi...
Oh I thought it was like 30 minutes then yeah my argument mean nothing
frosty tulip
Wait are you guys talking about 9/11
initially it was just about mark wahlberg boasting about how if he was on one of the planes he coulda easily fought the terrorists off
dark jolt
initially it was just about mark wahlberg boasting about how if he was on one of...
Lmfao i wish he was on that plane
onyx igloo
toxic relic
god of war 3
neat moat
I have no idea whay chat is talking about rn I was just trying to research some mesoamerican gods
dark jolt
Either wouldnt have to deal with him or that plane wouldnt have hit
toxic relic
THE HANDS OF DEATH COULD NOT DEFEAT ME
onyx igloo
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/651860306368266260/1409222806389915669/De...
"K'nifay."
ivory grail
That not enough time for communication to actually be established and give people enough time to realize where they might be heading
dusty holly
what is going on
neat moat
mfw your patrion deity is, in fact, kinda a pos
ivory grail
Nothing and everything
toxic relic
mfw your patrion deity is, in fact, kinda a pos
bro he was full on dickhead
ivory grail
Hamburger :)
plush cobalt
https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-9179396997122410360
Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.
ivory grail
dusty holly
how do I get perms
ivory grail
Chatting and existing
plush cobalt
Blackmail
neat moat
bro he was full on dickhead
no im taking about mesoamerica rn. He only did one thing, but beating up your wife cus you were thirsting fir another woman os no Bueno imo
ivory grail
It gonna be a while so just take a seat
dusty holly
Chatting and existing
why 😭
toxic relic
no im taking about mesoamerica rn. He only did one thing, but beating up your wi...
lol real
who's that one god that lead to everyone getting male lovers
toxic relic
maya god chin
burnt kite
ny back feels uncracked but i cant crack it
neat moat
dont let fox say
toxic relic
burnt kite
ny back feels uncracked but i cant crack it
agonizing sensation
neat moat
what a guy
toxic relic
daaaad, this god said it was cool for me to get a boyfriend PLEASE
dusty holly
So we know that you're not a freak
🥵
neat moat
The mexica has merchant assassins too apparently
toxic relic
peak
neat moat
but instead they would use ropes it seems for assassination
not knives
very interesting
toxic relic
could be less suspicious
neat moat
True
toxic relic
if some guard sees you with a rope they just think you're doing construction or hauling things or smth
neat moat
They were good at subtrufuge so this could he true
dusty holly
Construction on hauling the neck away
toxic relic
exactly
neat moat
Unfortunately information is very few and far between so I cant know if the gods compare to
well zuse
god I hate zuse
morally
onyx igloo
zeus or zuse
plush cobalt
Zeus
onyx igloo
why is he saying zuse
plush cobalt
It is a misspelling
toxic relic
i dont think you're supposed to like zeus
ivory grail
Greeks gods were wild
stone meadow
are you supposed to like any of the gods
toxic relic
im sure people back then looked at you sideways if you said you fuck with zeus
burnt kite
if some guard sees you with a rope they just think you're doing construction or ...
and yet no one thinks I am a pianist when I bring a piano wire tied around two pieces of wood
stone meadow
they all are made out to be assholes in the myths
toxic relic
and yet no one thinks I am a pianist when I bring a piano wire tied around two p...
susiety
neat moat
i dont think you're supposed to like zeus
You keep saying that yet they kept building temples
plus a lot of men back then were pos
onyx igloo
your supposed to tolerate the gods so they dont strike you down
plush cobalt
Gods being flawed makes for better storytelling tbh
frosty tulip
god I hate zuse
coldest take ever
toxic relic
are you supposed to like *any* of the gods
dont think so, im sure the consensus settles around the fact that they were meant to be cautionary and feared
neat moat
They do, but they should get their dues
toxic relic
You keep saying that yet they kept building temples
yeah bro
neat moat
Being a moral monster should have its consequences
toxic relic
im sure if you're afraid of someone you'd want to stay on their good side
neat moat
even for the gods
plush cobalt
I like pantheons more bc they have their own shit they do
Instead of a mister know it all
toxic relic
Being a moral monster should have its consequences
thats true man
we're not denying that
im sure a lot of people cursed the gods and myths of the time
burnt kite
even for the gods
kid named kratos
toxic relic
and im sure not everyone believed they were "real"
burnt kite
but he was a consequence for a lot of moral monsters
toxic relic
I like pantheons more bc they have their own shit they do
i like animism-type shit
toxic relic
where every phenomenon has its own mythological being
fickle lava
I like hades
neat moat
he was probably the only chill guy
burnt kite
what even is the fucking correlation
neat moat
I dont know Greek lore all that well I jsut heard that
onyx igloo
i remember my mom telling me about mother nature in our front yard and i kept looking for a person out in the front yard