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mrrrpp prrrr :3
in game obviouslt
thought so
its ok to piss the bed sometimes
I shit in bed last night
when you're an old fart youll be leaking uncontrollably like a broken faucet
bros trying so hard
i pissed and peed and shat in my bed and flayed that booger storm around in my room till everything was painted a deep brown paint
just a buy a adult diaper old timer
in minecraft
dont react to him dud
DONT STP ME NOWW
he's trying so hard to be quirky
Keep doing it
no it's a tru story
❤️
is this the big 2025 drought of genchat?
out of all things that never happened, THAT has never happened the most
hey I know this place
its in gibraltar
not even the CIA could waterboard that information out of me 🥀
i think yall need me back
bro gave us a little fun fact
I have nothing to lose
this city needs a hero
me
I once sucked my own shit
okay im out

he's lying
dont feed the trolls bro

sometimes people exploit the short attention span of conversation but the chat logs are always there
Do ta mbaj mend këtë
faxed to nasko every morning
I'm fuckin bored
😈
what chat logs
oh shit I need to play cookie clicker
yall ever played Bartender: The Right Mix?
2010 core
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
brains intertwined]
aye vro
Why so many cookie per seocnd
get infinite cookies
Hallo
merry christmas
how ish u
bro
enslaving grandma's to bake cookies
hop on cookie clicker
😭
My back hurts but it’s okay i’m gonna have a fresh shower and an even fresher day because i’m going into work on my day off
I love corporate slave work
you sound like a drug addict convincing us to try meth
no pay?
No
does it come off as extra vacation?
You work today?
I’m assuming on a higher position soon and i’m trying to get my ducks in a row when i take it on so
I’d rather just organize it now
can I have money
Than scramble to later

I don’t
my dad's kinda homeless
hol on bro
shut up twink
i got 6 cookie banks
ITS MY MOMS KINDA HOMELESS
Okay. All the best with that.
my mom's dead
kapow
can u get cookie hackers
He never gets queue done fast enouggh to remotely look
no
Mary’s always struggling on sundays
And then it bites me in the ass bc i have to put away everything plus
rahhh
WAIT IS THA A TYLER THE CREATOR REFERENCE
So since i’m inventory specialist i will sacrifice one hour of my second sunday
To go and do order review myself
someone finanse my second cursor circle
SHE AINTNEVER MER NO ONE WHO TALK LIKE DAT AND IF U HANG UP ON A NINJA BITCH ILL CALL RITE BACK
THAT RAH TAH TAH TAH WHEN IM STEPPING ON THE GS BUTCH

pineapple
Flippy wilding for this
🥀
Flippy be flipping w this one
Where b42.12?
you
me?

Kill all twinks
bro I need cookies
I apologize
pizza
Cake’s favorite flavor
nahh gummy bear is wildin for this
one million cookies for a single cursor
I don't remember the gummy bear music vid having this in it
Cookie clicker has insane lore
Agreed
67
Halo 1,2,3,odst,reach > 343 era
Infinite did some good stuff but it fell off
I miss eating food
what about halo 6
diamond
or halo 7
Forrest Gump be wilding fr
💔
Run like the wind they're bombing our position!!
Reaching for some whiskey fr
i see 101 has got you come and see pilled
how's you
Vault 101
I love eating diamonds
Bitch ass Amanda
fr reslsies
i got 7 cookie banks now
how to?
today
we're gonna be learning how to
its an impactful movie bro
eat clipboards
im a man of taste
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🥀
Come and see is peak messaging
Dipsy's possible face
Working on cigars might put one of those in it
whats with you and teletubbies
🍉
Gonna have to redo tinky winky tbh
eat
Not big on the first rendition of em
They're a great medium for fucked up shit

uhuh
for real
hi... sry for being mean earlier. We all just needed some humbling..
Pickle wig
where are these people coming from lol
Fr
More conscripts for the flesh waves
It rly is
stop
Acting like Ur not a new gen too

Herrow princes
Shaquille O'Neal is wilding for ts
the guy is a troll
ugh shut up dad
incredible vid 
7 hrs left 
ofc u do
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Everywhere and everywhere :-)
what my hands look like after cleaning my ass
why does he look like
😭
have you watched the video
you do you dude
just don't justin
🥖
baguette
They have cod zombies and valorant in tarkov now
that's fuckin crazy due HAHAHAA
me
60 rubles
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Not even 60k
mc 115?
Literally just a collectable at that point
Seems like even more reason to fill your stash with them
I have such an amazing stash look at all these golden turds
I hope it's the right one
A real mans stash is filled with cheese and dope
fr
not even level 1000? ok dude
That’s a what magnification scope?
this is tmi but I really hope that one day everyone can experience the feeling of joy and relief of a ||huge bowel movement after being constipated for a week||

like if i could take a drug that just gave me this mental joy i have rn
i would od on that shit
im happy for you dude
lololol ty
digestive issues suck
I love u
❤️
ive had broken bones, torn ligaments, etc but food poisoning, constipation and anything GI related is fucking shit dude
honestly same
HAHAHAHA
fr
1/6
thanks dude
So a red dot and a midrange scope
stay humble twin
food poisoning is horrible
Never had it
it fucking sucks man
I fear the food poisoning
youre lucky
lucky 🐈⬛
you cant think clearly, you're nauseous constantly-even if you stick your finger down your throat and force yourself to throw up its only temporary relief
I don't love you anymore
painful
bye now.
i don't know if it was food poisoning or noro virus or what but i had 1000km of driving to do to get to my own wedding on time and i didn't trust my wife's driving... ended up puking in my car cus i couldn't pull over in time
I had food poisoning once in university (my own fault) and I'd like that to be the last time
and i had to stop at literally every gas station to empty myself
food poisoning on your wedding day is insane
Such a miserable experience
fortunately it was the day before my wedding
CHAT I GOT NEW AIRFRYER
empty me and bring me back vs fill me up and let me leave
HELL YEAH
good
now it wont smell like burning plastic when i cook things
I've gotten pneumonia before pretty badly but other than covid haven't been super sick for long
i genuinely hope it is man, i only wish that on my enemies
Usually just a day or two at most for alot of the times im sickly
i would rather have a physical injury over sickness
small town buff - no exposure to wacky pathogens
alright, back to derivatives. this was a fun chat though thanks yall
Lmfao real asf
45k in my town and I only get sick once per year pretty much
city buff - everything is walking distance
Idk about walking, sidewalks are debatable
Actually nvm sidewalks just ain’t in the budget
that was pure speculation on my part but im glad you can corroborate anecdotally lol
debatable, i have a few places i can walk to
do you live in the cbd?
grocer, entertainment, couple of restaurants
cbd?
In the oils?
i live in a suburb
cbd - central business district
so not city
near the cbd
fair fair
i only take pure thc brother
my small town is basically a strip of cbd and a suburb surrounds it
and also, farmland outside of the suburb
I live near the assisted housing and low income housing apartments
Crime around here is pretty lax, at least up until a year or two ago
turn that weed vape on and funnel the gas into my eyeballs
farmland is the place to learn to drive
Now car theft going brrrrrrrr
got my first 2 temples
The guy who drives his convertible down my street has no doors, no hood, and I think no muffler
This is what happens when your city says vehicles don’t need inspections anymore 
Agreed, though only the farmland and not the backroads to the farmland
I was in that situation, almost ended up in a culvert — “pull off here” is a 1 car gravel drive with culverts on each side
I can get you to your destination but I can’t say it won’t be any safer than a drunk driver

Indeed, even in the city it wasn't that bad tbh buffalo isn't massive
I would not like central cities and shit pittsburg was goofy
Same
my second time driving i was riding with my mom in my dad's old busted ass cherokee
there was a gravel road with hella ditches everywhere, rode like a dream
that poor jeep was chugging
Honestly, having lived in Abilene Tx, which is a big city but it’s spread out, it wasn’t too bad… just a lot of people on drugs everywhere
Now a dense, tightly packed city? Like Dallas/Austin? Couldn’t imagine
There’s a subway in each direction within 1 mile of you, for example.. whole place just screams anxiety and stress, hustle and bustle
It’s an idle game
hey fak u man
What better is there to do than talk crap
I’m surprised there’s even a chat in an idle game lmao
edate
idle harder
me when that one guy wont let me in the vc with 2 people i know
Sorry you're like 2 years older than me. Big sis vibes
I Got That Dawg In Me
yar har har
was it good
its pog
i enjoy it a lot lmao, i rewatch it every few months
i also watched the library of alexandria one
there should be more of those time traveller guide things
from what i know there are a few but yeah, it would be cool if there were more
its an ingenious way to learn history
If you could travel back in time to ancient Rome, how would you get ready? Watch this video for a (hypothetically) practical guide.
Those interested in exploring ancient Rome might want to check out my book “Naked Statues, Fat Gladiators, and War Elephants: Frequently Asked Questions about the Ancient Greeks and Romans."
this channel has some cool videos
!!
i like the part in the medieval vid where he talked about race
it reminds me of when u meet the middle eastern guy in kcd2
ahh real, i like that, too often it seems that the "modern" people look at those in the past as backward
ok
@toxic hawk why does every boss feel like torture now while using only miracles
This challenge is so mid
ill play either Felvidek or kcd on my day off then
felvidek is pretty short
it looks a lot like hylics which i think is sick
hylics?

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Features:
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thats sick as heck
not the same game at all but the graphics look similar if you know what i mean
Hi.
wut dis
i do really enjoy history
holy shit dude this is real
lsd dream emulator?
games: hylics and felvidek
looking at hylics rn, very unique

yeah theres 2 games, theyre fun
i honestly might give felvidek a go

when
i dont rememvber
u never rmbr 
find when you mentioned it
500 yrs ago
forbidden location 
you mentioned it in december last by the looks of it
try it!!
when the joke is so funny HR wants to hear it in person
Did you pick up the mage ring from the settlement
Massive boost to cast speed
for you jaime
Things are happening. MANY things.
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just lost a month old pz character 🙁
i bledout in my medical bay trying to bandage my wounds
unfortunate
Mage ring and that boost miracles ring
I should have leveled vigor
My LORD im doing an OSHA course and it's so boring
I gotta do ten hours of the most obvious shit
haaaaiiiiiiiii
Hello Evelyn
hellooo
under no circumstances should you stick your peenor in the agonisingly slow peenor crusher
unless I wear PPE
(Proper peenor equipment)
meeerow
hey man, safety regulations are written in blood
peanor blood 
it's the blue ring in the swamp before the crystal mage
get it
big bro eldened his ring
I already got it
then you good
omar do you read history books
do you have any recommendations
Reading is for nerds
"then you good"
Nah history isn't really my cup of tea, for fun reading anyway
fair fair
ive been looking at john mcmanus, his books on the more common ranks of people in conflict are curious
i enjoy learning about normal people in olde times
That sounds interesting, dunno whether it'd hold my attention
kings and all that are boring to me
they probably didn't care much about anything except staying alive
im eldening it
understandable, if you aren't interested in military history itd probably be nails on a chalkboard lol
they also probably had one person per 10 that knew how to read
they also probably talked smack about their monarch when no one was looking
and hated taxes
4.5 hrs left....
i hate being bored
time is moving so slowly
and had nightmares about something destroying their crops
or dreamt about flying sea ships
real
yeah, starvation tends to be scary
true lol
they probably looked at people with mental conditions like actual supernatural creatures
i dunno about that
i would love to see their reaction to someone on the spectrum
when was austism even layed down as a medical condition
for the first time
1950s
im sure they mostly would just be like "ahh, thats barry, he wont look at you in eyes when speaking-if he speaks at all hahah-but he's a proper good lad"
has a knack for knot-making
somehow find that very believable lol
also barry mentioned

he looks like he's very constipated
why isnt he green

eve, you are fishing for a paddlin with that spam
like i get you don't get noticed much since looking down at that angle hurts people's necks but come on now
spam is a type of fud
STOP
Yoo
CALLING ME SHORT
ASS
spam time
ban time

i wanna try spam
i mean its true that they had myths and such about mentally ill people being "away with the fairies" etc but that was a myth then as it is now-just a way they contextualised the world around them as we do, mostly differently, today. doesnt mean they were fearful or scared.
cool to think about
its over...
can someone ship me a can of spam

knox county has fallen
yeah, people don't like not understanding what happens around them, a very intrinsic self preservation instinct always drives them to seek knowledge so they may better protect themselves
whilst most other animals will just run away from the danger and never look back
i want to learn more about how olde times people reacted to fossils
i read somewhere about an academic that published a book or paper on this
i need to find it
they thought dinosaur bones were dragons
i do wish they didn't contexualise people doing science to them practicing magic and uh, toast them
wodner if dragon myths started because they found big bones
pretty much
that was only a short period of time in europe and early america afaik but that shits real brother
raaarrrggghhhhh
reading the salem trials
hell man
alot of mythological goobers can be summed down to misinterpretation
graaahhhh raaahrrrrggghhh
maybe, ive seen people liken the cyclops myth to early elephant bones
even burnt my girl jeanne d'arc at the stake because she beat england's ass and got caputered
the feud between england and france is funny
always at each other's necks
even mistakes can birth great fantasy
🐉
@grok is this true
thats funny cause wasnt modern england founded by french people
it's like england and the US
good comparison
they were, and thats why french was considered an aristocratic language whilst aenglish more so for peasants
ever wonder why fancy sounding dishes sound french ?
not a flex btw
i like me a good hotdog
uhhh america number one america number one
say hotdog in a french accent
🦅
its over the french have fallen
frankfurter

the modern english language was also heavily influenced by french afaik
im just glad they didnt give their words genders
as you said, the nobles spoke french and the lower classes spoke the germanic precursors to english/early english then it slowly changed
real lol
i think there was a more distinct divide but it got flattened out over time
im not sure on that though
languge evolves, people add in words, and with the rise of social media the english spoken on certain platforms is like another language all together
i do wonder if kids speak to their teachers using words like "cap" and such
i assume they do
i'm so disconnected from the yougner generation despite me not being that much older
its ok bro it gets worse over time
great britain is actually a part of france
times are moving very quickly bcs of the interweb
a peasant part of france
nah i get what jaime means
unis kingdom
a viral thing from a week ago might as well be 5 yrs ago relatively
and i have to say, in the years between 2015 and 2020 it feels like the world shifted in a very noticeable way
i cant explain it well, but it just feels like it to me
bcs its the shift towards smart phones/iot
thats must be it, smartphones became a very integral part of society
earlier actually
hell my bank basically requires me to have a smartphone lol
i just saw the (partial) lunar eclipse
its actually rough living without a smartphone now
(partial) because it is partial in my location
i saw the blood moon lol
the moon was on low hp
henry stickmin, fancy pants, uhh who are the rest
wheres eye of cthulu
happy birthday bruv 
uh
4 more hours 
watch a documentary
hmmmm
crime docs are always entertaining
what youve seen every crime doc
the criminal gets arrested or dead
its more interesting to find out about what they did and how
crime docs

that shits so boring
WAIT
what if its some niche crime doc from 1970 only available on torrenting services
i fuck with documenting and procedurals but crime docs dont have that, its just about how scary the "bad guy" is and shit
lol 1970s? too new

especially if its narrated by david Attenborough
blue planet
omfg peak doc
there was one i started watching ages ago and it was about how the planet evolved
narrated by morgan freeman iirc
one sec
lost media
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learning that most of the ocean is undiscovered
basically
i think thats cool
space freaks me out more since theres unknown unknowns
its easy to feel like "everythings already been done" when in reality we're only just starting to discover the world and further
space is so peak dude
how exploration, trade and colonialism led to ~42 languages adopting ‘ananas’ (or a derivative) as their word for pineapple – and why english didn’t.
heavily inspired by the great bill wurtz’s ‘history of the entire world, i guess’ (duh): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs&t=775s
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if you like space shows watch the expanse
real
expanse rings a bell
based on books
it ended really shit cause it got cancelled iirc
but its peak
its every space academics top space show
barely anybody is doing anything right now
not everything is 100% and its sci fi but i think it does a good job of speculating on how humans would carry themselves in a future where interplanetary travel and life is commonplace
BELTERS FOREVER
most I can think of is Starship
🗣️
bruh
i watched many nature docs on hbo
maybe not your cup of tea but lost in space was a really good show


lies upon lies
nms is just a game. im talking about real space
u play yes womans land
the 60s one or the remake
remake
fly into a wrong sector and get mutilated by a gang of lizard pirates
its the one with the robot dude right?
the main antag of the first few seasons is so funny
the kid or dad?
yoooo mickey 17 is on hbo
OOOOH
and then does mischief
Dr smith
lmao she was hilarious

amazing redemption arc tho
i like it when shows know how to write a proper arc
true true, im overall becoming fatigued by redemption arcs but dr smith was good
she ended up helping them a lot iirc
thats right
didnt she also baby sit the kids when all of them got stuck on that one planet
alright movie
james gunn said the peacecycle from episode 3 was inspired by kamen rider and that old captain america show
yes
so its good
im not watching
its alright
watchable and enjoyable
if you want a good dystopia movie you should watch no blade of grass 🤓
1970s movie
is it on hbo
or read the book 
Today I'm going to turn on the ambulance siren in the middle of Louisville and then throw a molotov at the horde
piracy
zzz
what is this, some kind of war of the worlds?
war of the worlds 2025 is my favourite film
im in the mood of using hbo
he literally says that
mickey 17 it is
wait whats fahrenheit 451 about
theres michael b jordan
x = 5
if x < 5
print(you're broke)
hello people :3

bruh
have you never read it
its like 200 pages bro just read it rn
light evening reading
erm
genuinely
but i wanna waste 4 hrs
its almost a short story
im watchin mickey 17
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is that king sigismund of hungary
erhh idk
waow
Peanits
why is she hungary
power
its alfred the great
Alfred the Great (Old English: Ælfrǣd [ˈæɫvˌræːd]; c. 849 – 26 October 899) was King of the West Saxons from 871 to 886, and King of the Anglo-Saxons from 886 until his death in 899. He was the youngest son of King Æthelwulf and his first wife Osburh, who both died when Alfred was young. Three of Alfred's brothers, Æthelbald, Æthe...
guys
very important question
should I go as a crossed for halloween or as a survivor of the crossed outbreak
if I had image perms I'd show you
why would u want anything to do with crossed
I wish there was a spam chat to avoid that but I understand why theres role restrictions
because aside from all the gross shit it has a really compelling story
atleast the original 10 comics
and parts of badlands
and especially wish you were here

stan has to be my favourite survivor of any fictional outbreak
what the fuck is crossed
a comic book that is a really acquired taste
?
its really fucked up is what I'm getting at
but looking past the fucked up
or atleast understanding its purpose
its really good
as a drama between a group trying to overcome a virus that makes you lose all sense of morals and act completely on impulse
anything bad a human can do they will do is what I'm getting at
THATS WHAT INSPIRED THAT MOVIE!!!!!!
doom CE
I now this is the wrong channel but I was wondering if there is a real items mod like coke cans or Pepsi cans
psychopath and family values are
the thing the old guy does in that movie isnt even the first time ive watched that on television
people have a weird fixation on eyes
I can say it is for me but I've seen worse on tv
(g)lizzy
Chod ot
check out those foodworks mods
i wont read then 👍
I can't remember their name
Okayyy
its not doodoo its like beer just an acquired taste
Assignment 1 of 3 completed! 2 more and a quiz. I got 9 hours. Should be easy
brother, im king of acquired taste.
I understand its subject matter of the infection aint for everyone (neither myself) but I really like watching the survivors try their hardest to survive
i think i can distinguish what ill like or not
no issue then
I'm just saying my point of view
about something I'm really passionate about
keep on going brother, i believe in you
fair enough mate
im glad you enjoy something
passions are good
yeah its an odd interest but far from the worst
this the first time i ever heard anyone said that about crossed
hell yeah, man to slappy for the assignment
nice job man
keep on going
you're further then me
is this a red alert
I recently got my friend into it and he loves it due to its potrayal of humanity at its most primal
primal
I mean if you look at human history like bones found from neanderthals and homo sapiens and the roman empire human history has been worse at tiimes then the crossed
the crossed is just more in your face about it
" and an autistic kid in Montreal (similar to epilepsy, apparently his autism made his brain structure different enough that the virus didn't take full hold)."
bruh
I don't remember this
which series is it
if only tartan is here to see this
under evolution on the wiki
also yeah mental health does play an issue in what you become in the crossed
in issue 97
@frosty tulip wake up!!
what

ok bro
send me the wiki article in dms
im not gonna read it 
not trying to convince you
just not trying to paint myself as a creep that reads it for the nasty stuff
yeah so do I
if its good
the only thing I really watch for the nasty stuff is the terrifier franchise
HAHAH
but thats the whole purpose of it
terrifier
I watched terrifier 3 in theatres
bro the tube part
Bootybuttcheeks chainsaw
that was so fucked
Or glass in no no psrts
but this actually made me need to look away
same with this
Crazy ass movie
I think shock factor is good when done right
real
have you watched anything from takashi miike
cinema
no not yet
what do you recommend by him
audition is a classic
alright I'll watch that when I can find a streaming site that has it
or if a local thrift store unlikely has a dvd
yeah I was just censoring it
lol
as streaming site
not always but most of the time yes
shame
just like
Yo should I play build one of PZ 😂
it sucks
in general
plus the lips don't match when they talk and its so jarring
I can read fast and still enjoy movies so I always have subtitles on
i watch dubs, regret it halfway through but it would feel weird to change half way through
regardless
I used to do this
before I just gave in to watching it without the dub and just reading the subtitles
thanks for being respectful about my interests btw even if you werent interested in getting into them
okay garmin
like the dash camera brand
VW folded
couldn't handle the garmin
gonna draw a familair military girl
sketch will make sense once i ink it up
mmrrrpp
braaaaaaaap
Ngl Helldivers 2 kinda fuckin sucks
The overall gameplay is completely fine and I really like playing it w/ friends but the Super Credit system just stops me from playing the game
New content exclusively locked behind Freemium currency that's tedious to grind is such a fucking drag
Especially when the grinding method is inconsistent cause the Freemium currency shares the lootpool w/ 2 extremely easy and nigh useless currencies
Cod player spotted
Game freezes when placing objects like furniture
What can I do ?
I fucking hate CoD
Unless you meant someone else
look at @loud pumice he cried and shitted himself unlocking that halo warbond








