general_chat

[neat moat]

whos them

[twin bear]

The two cats

They hate eachother

I put my bare hands in between them

Mid fight

[rain mango]

mmmm

meow

:3

[neat moat]

they shouldn't be together then

[twin bear]

I'm bleeding everywhere

[bronze moat]

That’s the secret ingredient in elven bread!

Just a little dash of uranium and you get 10,000 calories

[vital marten]

Two cats? Jezsass

[twin bear]

It's not that simple dumbass

[neat moat]

It is

get them seperate homes

[rain mango]

rip sheets and make bandage

[quasi slate]

🥱

🚬

[twin bear]

No I'm not getting rid of my cat for convenience

[vital marten]

Unfortunately this is the part that’s basically impossible

[bronze moat]

One of my two

[neat moat]

Its not for you, its for the cats well being

[rain mango]

awwwww kitty

[twin bear]

Only cock suckers give away cats cuz a few cuts

Well bandit was inside

And they let him out like morons

[neat moat]

if the cats constantly fight it isnt good for them

[twin bear]

Killa waits for him

[polar kernel]

fuck gluhar

elusive mf

[bronze moat]

Yeah, I adopted two cats. They’re sisters

[twin bear]

Only spawns when u don't expect it

[polar kernel]

i need a girl cat

[rain mango]

kitttyyyyyy

[twin bear]

Fuck my arm is def gonna need stitches

Great

[rain mango]

😍

[polar kernel]

it took 20 fucking raids for this man to spawn

i have been hunting him for my quest

[warm atlas]

I have become green what now?

[rain mango]

bro went out to louisville

[twin bear]

I hate boss hunting quests

[vital marten]

Cats naturally fight, if they’re not spayed.

Getting a cat a home anyways is practically impossible, at least around here anyways

You can’t take them to the shelter, and there are SO many strays around here that nobody needs a cat because they either already have one, or they don’t like cats

On top of all this the cats are Community Animals by law and so the shelter will not take them

[bronze moat]

Bleeding out. Arm shredded. Still chatting

[jagged lagoon]

can someone review a clip that I got? my friends are saying I got insta-killed by a "neck-bite"

[vital marten]

One juicy neck bite

[rain mango]

bro took anemic and fear of blood

[bronze moat]

No matter how often cats fight, they are still making plenty of kittens

[twin bear]

I'm riding to the hospital rn moron

[rain mango]

bro took thin skinned

[twin bear]

Free clinic my ass they still haven't shown up to take care of this fuckass cat

[twin bear]

Only like 8 cuts on my arms anyways they're just deep

[half kettle]

8 cuts is a lot!

[twin bear]

Most likely just peroxide and like 4 stitches for my wrist, got it wrapped up rn

[vital marten]

This, there is such a cat overpopulation crisis, our block has maybe 15+ cats

[bronze moat]

I mean… That can happen.

You can get hit three or four times in a single second. And drag downs technically happened before the animation completes. The game Determines you are dead, and then plays the animation

[quasi slate]

LOL

[twin bear]

I can make my arm talk now by moving my hand

Peak

[jagged lagoon]

what if it's only two zombies with one of them being on the ground?

[mellow birch]

neck bites to the back can instantly do enough damage to kill you

[bronze moat]

https://www.twitch.tv/nerdgamerdave/clip/BlazingImpartialGarageChocolateRain-hlH-Lel1XGCBqO4p

[twin bear]

Crawlers can drag u down yeah

[mellow birch]

not even zombified

just

[rain mango]

bro took slow healer

[twin bear]

Is a setting tho

[mellow birch]

snap

[jagged lagoon]

I did get zombified, yeah

[vital marten]

Why not share the clip

I wanna see you die

[jagged lagoon]

https://medal.tv/games/project-zomboid/clips/l38M08fIApamCVJgu?invite=cr-MSxTTWIsMTU0NzI4NTU0

could just be my skill issue too

just thought it was weird

[rain mango]

IP GRABBER

[bronze moat]

If your character screamed and fell over that’s a drag down

[neat moat]

Cats do not naturally fight all the time. Its a behavioral problem thays exacerbated bc they occupy the same space and cannot leave. I already gave my 2 cents though

[jagged lagoon]

didn't make a single peep

[vital marten]

Looks like drag down

[rain mango]

ever thinkings whys kitty making purrings?

well when kitty make purrr purrrr purrrrr it means kitty is happy and not evil meows

thank you cute kitty for beings happys :)

[twin bear]

Cats chirp to attract animals did u know that

[vital marten]

I puurr back I think it helps

[twin bear]

Cats also pur when stressed

Btw

[rain mango]

bro discovered cats are malicious hunters

[bronze moat]

Well, in the clip, you’re walking backwards and then you suddenly fall out. Looks to me like you were bleeding out super fast.

So you got a bite or a laceration that was bleeding and that means you got seconds to live

A laceration on the neck will kill you in less Time it takes to put a bandage on it

[vital marten]

They like playing with their food more than eating it

A slow death dinner ftw

[twin bear]

Surprisingly not in any pain yet

But soon 🗣️

[vital marten]

Unless bandaid

[jagged lagoon]

so I practically bled out instantaneously from a single attack?

[bronze moat]

Yeah, that’s why you gotta watch your health constantly.

[rain mango]

not rly

just dont get hit

thats my doctrine

dont get hit, dont get close enough to get hit

if you think you gonna get hit; BACK TF UP!

[bronze moat]

Did your bleed moodle Activate

[jagged lagoon]

nah

[rain mango]

ive gotten so good at dodging zombie attacks

[vital marten]

But sometimes I like the aesthetic of the zombie and so I get hit

[fair yacht]

this weather sucks

[vital marten]

Such a trap 🥀

[bronze moat]

Keep range from the sprinter. Wait for it to fall in the ground. Turn around go pew

[fair yacht]

davfe!

i modded skyrim uwu

[rain mango]

my injures are almost always getting scratched by tripping

i sprint a hell of a lot

because i have the stamina to do so

i always take athletic and strong

[vital marten]

Next bush you brush up against will cut your neck

[dawn jewel]

HALLOOO

i have gifs now

[rain mango]

neck injures arent even hard tod eal with

just bandage asap

simple

[dawn jewel]

@quasi slate thank you

Hehe

[bronze moat]

The actor that did Roxy’s voice for me as a remaster of her Skyrim follower!

It dropped this week

[rain mango]

the only danger to me now is human threats

because i play with bandits

i got shot the hell up once

[vital marten]

Merry is a human threat

[rain mango]

was just casually looting a month into the game

get shot 7 times in the back

cuz i didnt see the bandits coming for me

[twin bear]

Why is there pz in gen chat

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-stalker-freedom-sakharov-gave-me-experimental-zone-weed-gif-13440845669431909815

[rain mango]

i got to my fire station base and climbed the sheet rope

i bled too much and couldnt treat the wounds

[dawn jewel]

YOU

[bronze moat]

The worst wound Roxy got was when she was in a car, luring zombies out of the city, and a marine helicopter flew over and shot her through the windshield.

I had several thousand zombies right behind me so I couldn’t stop to do first aid so I had to drive around for a bit with a bullet lodged in her chest

[vital marten]

[twin bear]

@chrome jetty @polar kernel

[quasi slate]

poop lootboxes

[rain mango]

was this the expanded helicopter events mod

[dawn jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/man-standing-still-mannequin-challenge-gif-10592384749996325481

[rain mango]

i play with that enabled

but i never get shot by military helicopters even when they become hostile

dunno why

[neon bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/537191061156659200/1411627996485517384/glued_to_the_ceiling.gif

[rain mango]

they just like me or something

SLUGCAT

[quasi slate]

me wondering why everyone stopped moving before disconnecting

[bronze moat]

I am surprised they haven’t allowed super glue to be used as first aid in the game

[dawn jewel]

I really want finch

To eat finch

[neon bramble]

you didn't disconnect there was a mass alt+f4 incident

[neat moat]

we need to do this to soupgang

cease their antics

[dawn jewel]

Me wondering why the police are drug testing me

[neat moat]

@karmic jetty rat

[twin bear]

F2p slop

[bronze moat]

Do you have any military clothing on? Because if you do they identify you as on their side, and leave you alone

[twin bear]

Rocket league < og fifa

[rain mango]

WTF ARE YOU SERIOUS

[sleek musk]

i absolutely do NOT belive that

[rain mango]

thats cool as hell

[quasi slate]

this was so crazy

[bronze moat]

If a clothing item has military, as a descriptor, it’s a feature of the mod

[twin bear]

Bros never heard of an fps

[rain mango]

thats so cool

[twin bear]

Kids these days

[rain mango]

scav shut up ur just a grumpy old man

[sleek musk]

helicopter aintthe millitary. its the devil. embodiment of wrath. they see something healthy and alive, they start raining lead.

[rain mango]

"get off my lawn!!"

[sleek musk]

apologize to my fren

[twin bear]

Dave is like 50 bro i ain't the old one

[rain mango]

want me to get off his lawn

WHAT

[quasi slate]

im 56

[mellow birch]

if you got a bullet in there it’s a bit more complicated

[sleek musk]

im 78

[rain mango]

ive had bullets in my skull before

[bronze moat]

And I’m only getting older. It’s officially my birthday week.

[twin bear]

If i reverse 21 i become younger lmao

[sleek musk]

headshot injuries arent even hard to deal with. you just die instantly.

[surreal mirage]

I don't think i can name a show or game that hasn't had a crossover with Fortnite anymore

[rain mango]

literally had enough time to drive home and treat the wound

cuz the bandit attacking got mauled by sprinters

[mellow birch]

lol

[twin bear]

Of mice and men

[sleek musk]

being old isnt bad. its just another phase of life

[twin bear]

Movie but same diff

[rain mango]

bandits are fucking HORRIBLE at fighting zombies

like genuinely

they're so bad at combat

[sleek musk]

YOU JUST JINXED IT

[twin bear]

I just kos with bandits

[rain mango]

hell they're like the helicopter event

[sleek musk]

NOOOO MINECRAFT X FORTNITE SLOPPP

[twin bear]

Even friendlies

[dawn jewel]

My back

[rain mango]

they attract zombies

[sleek musk]

hello

[leaden python]

Anyone wanna play

[twin bear]

I put gun spawning to almost nothing and they still somehow all have firearms half the tims

[surreal mirage]

Stop stealing the world

[rain mango]

i love spiffo's reaction when you say hello

HIIIII

[surreal mirage]

Insane crossover if it happens

[sleek musk]

why did the message disappear

[twin bear]

#1019737819981283459 could have wut ur looking for

[dawn jewel]

HALLOO

[quasi slate]

still got like 20 levels to go

uggggggg

[sleek musk]

wanna be minecraft alchemists together?

id post a screenshot of my character but i aint to axe

[twin bear]

I want this in fn

Fr

[sleek musk]

wrong. he aint pregnant

[twin bear]

That's a movie ref bro it'd be weird asf if he was preggers

[bronze moat]

It’s not the age that sucks. It’s all the stuff that comes along with age.

Right after my birthday I get all but 8 teeth removed on the same day.

[quasi slate]

Oh

[twin bear]

Those who know that movie

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/bunnies-george-point-of-mice-and-men-gif-16131327

[twin bear]

Lmao

I'll be a good witness fr

[sleek musk]

Oh

[bronze moat]

Noooo! Don’t look at the flowers

[surreal mirage]

Some people really out here living life without knowing of mice and men

[twin bear]

Great movie ngl I enjoyed it for wut it was

[surreal mirage]

I haven't watched it since school

We studied the book too

[twin bear]

Same with the book

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk

[twin bear]

Yep

[bronze moat]

Age 40 is a legit shift. Walking up stairs? Riding a rollar coaster?

Age 20 vs age 40 are completely different realities

[sleek musk]

dont tellme you cant ride a roller coaster

[twin bear]

Sitting in a waiting room, hope my brother didn't actually break his hand

How tf are they not taking me in yet

[bronze moat]

I can. But it HITS differently

[sleek musk]

tbh i was planning on just shooting myself right after 30

[twin bear]

Don't do that.

[quasi slate]

My dad is in his 50s next year he still carries 60kg of cement upstairs back to back 🥲

[twin bear]

U are more valuable than u realize, unless ur a child killer than u can die <3

[bronze moat]

Yeah don’t. And talking about that kind of topic is not a good idea

[twin bear]

Eating seeds

[sleek musk]

oh hol on nonononno im not suicidal

[twin bear]

As a pastime activity

That's not good bro

Don't ever think that's a good way out at 30

Or anytime

Unless ur infected and zombies are real

Never take the cure

Cuz life isn't a sickness

Words of wizzdom

Welp my turn cya guys, I'll post an update on my well being 🗣️

[rain mango]

smoke weed

[twin bear]

Might not need stitches but we'll see

[rain mango]

every day

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdyHDbDv_Vw banger

[livid notch]

Adios

[warm atlas]

Dont forget the child touchers they can also burn in hell

[rain mango]

i kill kids

im like william afton

[polar kernel]

ts goes so fucking hard

[rain mango]

i cant look at monster energy without thinking of two things

agartha and femboys

fuck the internet dawg

[warm atlas]

That makes 2 of us

[polar kernel]

the real white monster is the friends we made along the way

[warm atlas]

The femboy monster

[rain mango]

femboys are fucking weird as shit

their humor is like

99% sex 1% suicide joke

twinks are just femboys without being weird af

ABSOLUTE ASS

[mellow birch]

what does monster have to do with agartha?

[rain mango]

this not gonna look good at the pearly gates

[warm atlas]

I was going to say that

[rain mango]

its in a bunch of tiktok edits with chudjak and agartha

some weird shit idk

[warm atlas]

Pearly gates are not taking bro🙏

[mellow birch]

ah

[rain mango]

i dont even believe in the pearly gates

[quasi slate]

🙄

🫃

[mellow birch]

don’t use tiktok so that explains why I’m not in the know lol

[warm atlas]

I see

[rain mango]

i believe in EVIL ASS KANYE WEST CHURCH

[lyric galleon]

rate the smartframe still

[quasi slate]

johnny silverhand/10

[warm atlas]

Not the kanye church😭

[rain mango]

evil kanye vs good kanye

[warm atlas]

Evil kanye was on some shit

Some german shi

[naive flicker]

Honestly that's what I've usually seen yea

[haughty urchin]

there’s no meme channel in so sad

[rain mango]

they're all like 15 btw

[mellow birch]

forgot about the racism

[rain mango]

addicted to reddit

all femboys are on some racist shit too

[naive flicker]

I know. Underage twinks sexualizing themselves. That's what most of them are.

[rain mango]

twinks vs femboys is like GOOD KANYE VS EVIL KANYE

[mellow birch]

I’ve met a few that aren’t racist

[rain mango]

why we lying

[mellow birch]

but the ones that are

jesus

[warm atlas]

The amount of racist femboys I have met is

[quasi slate]

@surreal mirage everytime you get a kill with beavis and butthead they do the laugh

[warm atlas]

Something

[rain mango]

DUDE THEY'RE ALL PORN ADDICTS

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zenlesszonezero-billycole-billy-kid-nicole-demara-gif-964404229295431650

[warm atlas]

Not wrong

[naive flicker]

True

[mellow birch]

not lying, I’m in a very queer server on discord and plenty of the people there are femboyish and not racist

[quasi slate]

just say gooners it saves time

[rain mango]

scroll through r/femboymemes for 5 seconds

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/gina-darling-head-pat-gif-25429740

[burnt kite]

making a space hotel

[warm atlas]

I do not wanna get flashed

[toxic hawk]

❤️

[burnt kite]

war crimes are nearly not as fun

[rain mango]

5 fucking seconds

[warm atlas]

I believe you

Im not gonna test it myself tho

I like my retina clean

[lyric galleon]

glen apartment is so pretty

[toxic hawk]

dragon

[warm atlas]

Good shit

Jaime casually no hitting the dragon that nearly killed placidusax

[twin bear]

Wait so im a racist minor for being a femboy?

What kind of thought process is that

[rain mango]

YES.

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/load-shotgun-shotgun-hunter-babar-gif-8582056885446404469

[toxic hawk]

you need to quit while you're ahead eve; trolling too hard right now

[twin bear]

Yeah fr

Flying close to da sun

[toxic hawk]

it took, many tries, and despair

[rain mango]

Just saw a zomboid with a survivor today.

It's over.

[twin bear]

Despair is peak

[rain mango]

Knox County has fallen.

[dawn jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-dancing-rat-dancing-gif-24339527

[rain mango]

Billions must be immune to the air strain.

[dawn jewel]

RAT DANCE

YEYHEHEUEH

I made eg sandwich

[toxic hawk]

i love you very much, you're the sun of this chat, never change for the worse

[twin bear]

Yippee i don't need stitches just antibiotics for a week

[dawn jewel]

YEYYYYYYY

[twin bear]

Merry is a downer wym

Just like floof

[rain mango]

YOUR ARM IS GONNA FALL OFF AND YOUR EYES ARE GONNA ROLL OUT.

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-stalker-freedom-sakharov-gave-me-experimental-zone-weed-gif-13440845669431909815

[toxic hawk]

each time i see merry in the chat, i cant help but smile

plus she's a slave to the healthcare system, just like me !

[quasi slate]

stiches arent that bad (only the ones that dissolve and require no further intervention)

[twin bear]

Emotions? Cringe bro didn't u know we all gotta be edgy and hate

[rain mango]

i feel like my reputation is occasional short crack addict

or something

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-magnum-grunt-gif-25763885

[twin bear]

Yeah when i got surgery on my jaw i had those

They're rly cool tech

[rain mango]

LOLOLOLOL

[quasi slate]

i love dissolving stiches

also wtf happened to u

[warm atlas]

Im aware of how hard this is

[rain mango]

bro dinged him in the head

😭

[chrome jetty]

scav ive started compiling my clips for my current playthrough

[twin bear]

I got in between two cats

[warm atlas]

No hitting ER is still smt I regret to this day

[twin bear]

Pls share the channel when u post the vids ong

[chrome jetty]

I think i have 3 or 4 clip montages out rn

all the way from spt 3.7

[twin bear]

Whats ur channel name if u don't mind sharing here

[chrome jetty]

Ill dm u the play list

[twin bear]

Aight bet

[toxic hawk]

im thinking of no hitting messmer next, this lion took the most tries by far, like 40 or so, so much pain

[twin bear]

Waiting for my brother to get out, they took care of me extremely fast

[warm atlas]

No hit the death knight

That ought to be FUN

[twin bear]

No hit Mario maker

I dare u

[toxic hawk]

that guy ? i completely forgot he exists

[warm atlas]

(Parrying is not allowed)

[toxic hawk]

oh damn

aight

[rain mango]

meowww

[twin bear]

Dark souls is like terraria

[rain mango]

mrow

mrowww

maaowww

[warm atlas]

You can do it jaime

[rain mango]

mrrrpp

[twin bear]

Once u learn the patterns the bosses are cooked

[rain mango]

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

[warm atlas]

Yes we can see your here cat

[rain mango]

maowww

[toxic hawk]

see, i can technically walk all the way from france to germany, but just because i can doesnt mean it wont hurt like heck

[rain mango]

uuwuhuewty347fyh3c34fh348t

meow

[warm atlas]

Duke got fucked when I got his moveset

[toxic hawk]

yeah this person is fishing for a mute

[rain mango]

my dumbass cat walking on my keyboard

[quasi slate]

im afraid when i buy myself an android woman in 2067 she will go into deep depression and i will have to explain it to her that androids and humans are equal

[rain mango]

oh im a sledgehammer now

[warm atlas]

You can do it jaime

I believe

[toxic hawk]

i learnt malenia's pattern so well i actually predict what she will do before she does it she doesnt stand a chance

[rain mango]

im not a plunger anymore

[warm atlas]

Show the world what you are capable of

[twin bear]

Yessir

[warm atlas]

I wish we could cast miracles with weapons

[rain mango]

kill EVERYONE

[toxic hawk]

muscle memory is a beautiful thing

[toxic hawk]

im sure a sword out there can cast miracles

[twin bear]

Agreed jaime

[warm atlas]

I wanna do it with a spear

I like me pokey poke

[toxic hawk]

the best moments are when you're subconsciousness completely takes over and every move you do is simply automatic

[rain mango]

the only muscle memory i have is throwing 653 degress fahrenheit hot cinnamon buns at homeless people

[warm atlas]

Yea its addictive

[toxic hawk]

i'm afraid people who like that kind of humor aren't around right now

[rain mango]

oh ok ill go fuck myself

[mellow birch]

have fun fucking yourself

[quasi slate]

i forgot about the punkbuster anti cheat

[rain mango]

ew you made it sound weird

i hate you

[toxic hawk]

im all for self pleasure and all but no need to announce it here

[warm atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/well-in-that-case-yo-mama-well-case-gif-14405034452477075435

[rain mango]

I DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY.

[quasi slate]

y is my game is 64p

[warm atlas]

Anyway jaime

Do the death knight

With no parries

[surreal mirage]

Ok this is kinda funny

[toxic hawk]

this one had my heart pumping too

[toxic hawk]

bet

[twin bear]

Is ds1 no hit no parry even possible

[toxic hawk]

thats the easiest one

[twin bear]

Isn't there forced dmg tho

[toxic hawk]

you skip that with an exploit

[twin bear]

do runners not count those parts

Ahhh i see

Makes sense now

[surreal mirage]

I finished elden ring with fists and no upgrades

[toxic hawk]

actually skipping that forced damage part is needed to speedrun and skip a shitty part

thats needlessly long

[twin bear]

Was gonna say how tf do ppl avoid the damage

[toxic hawk]

they backflip on a moving elevator

[twin bear]

Didn't know there was an exploit for that specific part this making me wanna play ds1 again

I never beat it cuz i got into stellaris at the time

[toxic hawk]

tho perhaps speedrunning ds3 no hit is easier

its faster and less janky

tho ds1 has more broken builds to one shot bosses

[twin bear]

I love dark souls jank

[toxic hawk]

hmm...

[twin bear]

Am a noob tho i won't lie

[toxic hawk]

we all were at the start

https://tenor.com/view/nito-dark-souls-death-skull-gravelord-gif-27436587

[twin bear]

True

Alright I'm convinced

Downloading ds1 tonight when i get back

[toxic hawk]

have fun
start a new playthrough
have fun at blighttown

and may your pyromancy flame be chaotic

[quasi slate]

pro raci

[toxic hawk]

i'm telling el clear you're playing games before homework

[karmic swift]

LOL scammers are getting wild out there

I just got a phone call on my google voice number from a scammer pretending to be an inmate in the local (lol) jail

[twin bear]

Where scammer scum!?!?

[karmic swift]

"this is ryan jewell incarcerated at [county nowhere near me] County Sheriff's Office. message rates apply ($0.20/min) or reply STOP to cancel"

LEL

[neon bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex9ekh-jtgs&

[karmic swift]

the lack of capitalization is cracking me up

[warm atlas]

NANOMACHINES SON

[toxic hawk]

Golden vow

flame grant me strength

[neon bramble]

no walk is funny but the all hit run broke me

[toxic hawk]

commander's standard

the heaviest armor set

i forgot the rest of the items

the fact he made radahn into a joke

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-emoji-angry-hakayaki-hakayaki-angry-emoji-gif-13101565263917230073

[toxic hawk]

yeah thats funny lol

[neon bramble]

the radahn one was ridiculous

stacks all the def and realizes the way to survive is to not do anything

[twin bear]

Finally back time to play tarkov while ds1 downloads

[toxic hawk]

he was bleeding him, regen on ash of war, regen per 5 hits

regen from the shield ash of war

and then tanks the cosmic bombardement

doesnt even fall down

and then just heals back up

mindblowing

[neon bramble]

no parry no dodge

[toxic hawk]

he was just spamming the ashof war button

[neon bramble]

just extreme metagaming

[toxic hawk]

one button

[quasi slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/643273235877724160/1335136588291768412/icon_6.gif

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/timthecapybara-asphalt-8-asphalt8-asphalt-asphalt-8-timthecapybara-gif-667576423091874255

[neon bramble]

tanking is truly the thinking gamer's build

[toxic hawk]

he wasnt just tanking

he was inflicting so much dot

put flagellant to shame

[neon bramble]

yes

because of stagger lmao

[toxic hawk]

great katana, blood tax, godskin talisman

and just, spam

lol

[neon bramble]

the dot spam is kinda funny on it's own

[twin bear]

First they tax monster

Now my blood!!?!

[neon bramble]

but combined with the absolute refusal to dodge is hilarious

[toxic hawk]

he cant dodge

he made it impossible

[neon bramble]

yeah that's why it's funny

[toxic hawk]

hilariousl enough his run would have been easier

because fromsoft nerfed a spell that makes you unkillable

[neon bramble]

a normal attempt to dot cheese would involve running around while the dot did it's work

[toxic hawk]

thorns shield or something

he stood his ground against a god

and bitched him

[neon bramble]

somehow dumber than the no walk runs

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/picmix-limbus-company-limbus-hermann-gif-14804729170497218703

the no walk run was just a skip everything run

[twin bear]

Someone asked if no jumping no weapon and no block breaking on terraria was possible

[neon bramble]

the lengths he went to skip everything is funny

[twin bear]

How tf do u even leave the first biome

[neon bramble]

fucking skyrim had to do save fuckery just to get past a door

[toxic hawk]

my beautiful xi chun is now stronger than our sinners, i'm glad

[twin bear]

@chrome jetty do I suffer with bear or do i suffer with usec

[chrome jetty]

what preset?

[neon bramble]

most of the sinners are nerfed

[chrome jetty]

Like standard or?

[twin bear]

Unheard for the melee loll

[chrome jetty]

Ahhh, go with bear then

[twin bear]

I ain't buying ts

[neon bramble]

I wonder how strong honglers is normally

[chrome jetty]

i go bear since i hate m4 carryhandle

[twin bear]

Dam ofc everyones a bear simp😔

[chrome jetty]

Unless i do zero to hero then i do usec

[twin bear]

Same tho

[toxic hawk]

bro flooded grandma, probably like 4 th in line
behind don, outis, ryoshu

[chrome jetty]

Bro i fucking need money

[twin bear]

Only good starting gun usec gets assault rifle wise is the mdr

Imo

Bear it is

[neon bramble]

all of the heirarch candidates are pretty strong, just to survive their office politics

[chrome jetty]

mmhm

[toxic hawk]

night walker really was so depressed he commited suicide

damn

[chrome jetty]

M4 is a good starter dont get me wrong, but until u can get a low profile gasblock ur fucked

[quasi slate]

for some reason game runs like dookie lol

[chrome jetty]

Also i prefer mp5 over pp

[rain mango]

is that wagner

[chrome jetty]

We going to customs to kill

Main goal: money

Side obj: kill scavs

[twin bear]

Bear would slap that pmc silly

Wag has nothing on bear at all

[twin bear]

As always

Hehe

[chrome jetty]

Why tf did i bring a 762, i only have fmj

[twin bear]

Lnao

Fmj

[half kettle]

does tarkov have a melee meta

[twin bear]

Is not horrible tho

Yes it does

All melee one taps but the machete is best one

Less stamina drain and has larger swing and stab radius

[polar kernel]

not all melee one taps

[twin bear]

Tru actually

[polar kernel]

most shouldnt cause they do sub 35 dmg

[twin bear]

Yeah plus most can't hit the face

[polar kernel]

machete is peak

[twin bear]

I ignore anything less than 35 dmg haha

Real it's so dam good

One time i lowered all of the bosses hp to the base health, broke their ai

Not sure wtf happened

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUWoqIyFkL0&list=RDEUWoqIyFkL0&start_radio=1

[dawn jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-dancing-rat-dancing-gif-24339527

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-cat-shaking-cat-alien-cat-gif-17719290639671130907

[twin bear]

@chrome jetty

Finna place my trap card down

Gambling featuring Leonardo

[mild hazel]

what game is this?

[twin bear]

Escape from tarkov

Bring me 115

[rain mango]

lol rain puddle

[chrome jetty]

Whats this?

[chrome jetty]

How do u gamble

Bro i just ambushed 3 pmc's at dorms

[onyx igloo]

saw a VW eurovan here in the US

pretty cool, eh?

[chrome jetty]

SCav

AK 103 or AKM?

[quasi slate]

fortnite x lazy town would go so hard

[twin bear]

I personally like the akm more

And is tarkov tradin cards mod

Can't remember the name

[onyx igloo]

i like the SKS if we talking guns

sks is peak

[chrome jetty]

AK-103 has better stats thoooooooo

[polar kernel]

ak-103 is peak

[onyx igloo]

I LIKE HOW THE SKS LOOKS BETTER

[chrome jetty]

Wsg error

[upbeat spear]

Loser

[chrome jetty]

Tf u mean loser

[onyx igloo]

loser

[upbeat spear]

Idk

[chrome jetty]

Look at this sad dogshit gun

[polar kernel]

sks is so mid tho...

[chrome jetty]

Look at this beauty

[onyx igloo]

wait are we talking irl or video games

[upbeat spear]

Dawg ive been trying to draw muscle groups for the past 2 days now and I want to eat nails

[onyx igloo]

cause i like the real life sks

[polar kernel]

tarkov specifically

[chrome jetty]

Oh ya? do u have some of ur drawings?

[polar kernel]

i HAVE an sks irl lmao

which reminds me i need to convince my dad to transport all my guns to me

[onyx igloo]

wooden or plastic

[polar kernel]

wood

ofc

[onyx igloo]

wood is peak

i like some plastic models though

[twin bear]

Bro hates the akm drip

[upbeat spear]

Low-key ain’t drawn shit in terms of like actual drawings

Most just sketch’s

[chrome jetty]

Ahh okay

[upbeat spear]

Actually trying to draw an actual person atm and I’m struggling with muscle groups

Especially the cheats

Chest*

[chrome jetty]

ahh okay

big boob

[upbeat spear]

No boob

Man

[chrome jetty]

Tragic

hehehehhee

[twin bear]

I love testing mods

[chrome jetty]

I need to build a 545

But no trader sells one other than a aku rn

Does prapor sell more ak at level 2?

[twin bear]

Prapor my beloved

[upbeat spear]

the only thing tragic is my ability to draw

[chrome jetty]

Im gonna do an uzi build and do a raid in reserve

[twin bear]

U think ur drawing are tragic

[chrome jetty]

gonna be fuckin lity

[twin bear]

U should see mine lmao

[vital marten]

LMFAO 30 mins here

[chrome jetty]

THis is gonna be sick

[vital marten]

its gonna take a few years

[vital marten]

im sure you do good enough

[wintry portal]

sick

[vital marten]

he on crack

[chrome jetty]

Why tf is the rpm so low on th uzi

600 rpm wtf

wasted all that money on bullshit

[vital marten]

😭

[chrome jetty]

I BOUGHT THE WRONG ONE FIUCL

[upbeat spear]

i just cant do torsos, legs and arms are fine but torso and waist sre awful

id show you but i cant post pictures

[quasi slate]

fly high!

[chrome jetty]

fuck u

[chrome jetty]

K i got the right one this time

[twin bear]

Dripping or drowning?

Oops forgot a foregrip

Lel

[chrome jetty]

Hell ya

Alright now we cooking

1050 rpm

with quake ammo

[twin bear]

Leg remover 3000

[thin wedge]

@tender igloo

[thin wedge]

i love femur breaker

[twin bear]

There we go

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/coolkidd-femur-breaker-gif-14400206082525408729

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/get-in-spongebob-scp-femur-breaker-gif-3219721259383587189

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bCi16wMp1g

[chrome jetty]

I still havent taken my 762 51 lmg out for a spin

[quasi slate]

Lou what app are you using and what canvas size

did you find your favorite brush yet

[vital marten]

Looking it up that’s apparently the actual RPM

While other variants have faster rpm:

Standard Uzi - 500 RPM
Mini Uzi - 950 RPM
Micro Uzi - 1,200 RPM
Uzi Pro - (can’t find data)

Source - Wiki

[chrome jetty]

Ye i had the standard

Im using the UZi pro

[thin wedge]

moopy is good nsfw artist

[chrome jetty]

1050

[thin wedge]

listen to him

[twin bear]

Tarkov uses alot of data from real life

That's why the game is so dam hard

[thin wedge]

without the leaks

[vital marten]

Clip Studio Paint atm — 1600x1200

And no I’ve just been using pencil

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/wagner-harrison-burp-gif-14446889237959933188

[chrome jetty]

I might buy an SVD

[vital marten]

I think it’s gonna be awhile before I get used to how the digital pencil works, the lack of traction like you get with paper is kinda weird

[chrome jetty]

I have so much good 762 54

[quasi slate]

wtf ididnt know this

[thin wedge]

gok jumpscare

[twin bear]

Should i do an actual run jadod

Been wanting to play normal eft

[vital marten]

Nah customize guns for 3 hours

[twin bear]

This modded shit is overwhelming lmao

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/gok-goku-patas-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-gif-2620363081606223890

[neat moat]

"Uh oh! You made a stinky!"

[quasi slate]

new fortnite skins survey

[twin bear]

Where big booty spartans

I mean erm

[polar kernel]

and theyll all be butchered into oblivion

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[vital marten]

2nd row first skin, last row 2nd character

These ones I like, the rest meh

[twin bear]

Woah wth

This is sick

[quasi slate]

when the community provides epic with cool designs and then epic fumbles 90% of the designs

[twin bear]

Imma have to start doing this

[polar kernel]

i think the 2nd in the last row is yet another kor variant

my beloved...

looks like her anyway

just not the same hair sigh...

[narrow rune]

Hi chip

I've started my OSHA certification course yesterday

[polar kernel]

narc

[narrow rune]

oh come on man

[vital marten]

🤣

[narrow rune]

I kinda need it

[vital marten]

Shouldn’t take you long

[loud pumice]

Bill pls

You mustn't

[thin wedge]

Shut up your not helping on bug front

[narrow rune]

It's a ten hour course

Not super long

[thin wedge]

Your are undemocratic

[loud pumice]

Becuz the bugs are too hard Bill

Who's gonna hold the bot front?

[vital marten]

I’m aware, when I take over my dads business I’ll have to do OSHA40 course

[thin wedge]

Lower the difficulty uppy

[loud pumice]

What about the squids?

[quasi slate]

i think the new one here is just Dusty lol

[thin wedge]

the DDS can handle it

[loud pumice]

[quasi slate]

looks alot like her anyway

[thin wedge]

where the ben 10 skins

[vital marten]

I think Fortnite had a Ben 10 collab

[quasi slate]

no

[vital marten]

They’ve had so many collabs I guess it all blurs together at some point

[thin wedge]

moopy do be rocking the ben 10 undies

[twin bear]

Running a draco on factory

[loud pumice]

With omnitrix

[quasi slate]

wtfok

[twin bear]

This hood is MINE

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/blur-blur-band-damon-albarn-graham-coxon-dave-rowntree-gif-16502896110804540260

[loud pumice]

I'm

Master Chef

[quasi slate]

still think the OG Evie is the best because of the whole amogus fangirl meme

[loud pumice]

Women

[quasi slate]

yes Uppy
Raven Team Leader

[loud pumice]

WAT

[vital marten]

[young kelp]

amogus

also SS has been fun so far

frustrating, but fun

anyways back to silking it

[quasi slate]

i kind of regret skipping this skin

[twin bear]

All a man needs to survive streets @chrome jetty

[vital marten]

Honestly this probably comes to mind when someone “OwO”

[vital marten]

That’s a lotta moonshiner

[upbeat spear]

@quasi slate you draw right?

[quasi slate]

i started drawing like 50 days ago and im very inexperienced if you need advice its best to ask Zeerol

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-thousand-yard-stare-stare-tiktok-wtf-gif-12206044702998985154

[sleek musk]

is that blur?

[thin wedge]

moopy fw heavy

https://tenor.com/view/omg-bro-i-seriously-fw-you-raven-team-leader-rtl-rtl-gyatt-raven-team-leader-gyatt-gif-4373348295766774559

[upbeat spear]

alright that i will do

[twin bear]

Those who kmow

Hell naahah

[upbeat spear]

thanks though

[thin wedge]

only @surreal mirage

[twin bear]

Fortnite gooners fr

[thin wedge]

[twin bear]

Femboy aim trainer ahh

[twin bear]

For a second

[thin wedge]

thanks puppers

[twin bear]

I thought smth

When i saw that

[quasi slate]

why does the glass bowl have genital

[twin bear]

Das wut I'm sayin

[sleek musk]

sad looking genital

[twin bear]

Ill draw shrek gooner bait

U just wait

It's all ogre now

[vital marten]

😭

[sleek musk]

your pfp reminds me of an art style of this one show i used to watch as a kid...

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX8TMzWv6Y0

[twin bear]

WHY ARE THERE ZOMBIES IN LABS

NO

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

Ok thank god it's still normal somewhat

Only a few

But still...

[chrome jetty]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

Zombies?

[burnt kite]

hawk tooey

[twin bear]

From that fuckass event

[upbeat spear]

whats zeerol's @ ?

[twin bear]

Somehow in my raids

[frozen mountain]

How surreal does it feel for people who live in the area around Louisville irl to play this game?

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-disgust-morgan-ew-no-way-gif-13805695645748778248

[quasi slate]

@karmic jetty

[frozen mountain]

Not every location exists irl or is perfectly modeled after their real life counterpart but it's still suprised me when I went on google maps out of curiosity

😭

[burnt kite]

i wish louisville was a real city

[vital marten]

I can be your city

[frozen mountain]

Lmfao Muldraugh looks just as shit irl as in the game

[upbeat spear]

@karmic jetty i need drawing advice

[frozen mountain]

West Point actually looks nicer in the game than irl

Where are all those tax dollars going

[vital marten]

City official pockets

That’s why they weren’t ready for the virus

[frozen mountain]

lmfao

Why did they put it riverside as a fictional location?

Damn I don't wanna judge but West Point actually looks poor

The game put on the rose colored glasses filter for us lmao

[twin bear]

@chrome jetty

[chrome jetty]

wtf

[twin bear]

I'm runnin outta heals bro

[vital marten]

Aim for the brain

[twin bear]

I like it tho

Theres way less

[vital marten]

Can they die from body damage or is it headshot only zeds

[twin bear]

Any dmg counts

Thank God

But with sain ai

Maxed it hurts

[chrome jetty]

holywood fx is amazing

[twin bear]

Everytime I use that mod it crashes on customs

[chrome jetty]

tbf level 4 walls are really late game

[twin bear]

Lucky

[chrome jetty]

Really? that sucks

[twin bear]

Yeah prolly the games location tbh

[chrome jetty]

Bro some of the kills are so brutal

[twin bear]

I miss having the visceral bodies mod

That shit is amazing

[chrome jetty]

Exploded his head

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/look-smile-smirk-breezy-moves-ornery-gif-3520545

[chrome jetty]

alright we going to reserve wit micro uzi

hope im not gonna run out of ammo

Imm brining 5 32 mags and 100 extra rounds

[twin bear]

That's a decent amount

I'm running another draco

[chrome jetty]

Draco?

[twin bear]

Modded gun

[chrome jetty]

Looks so funny lmao

[twin bear]

Century arms draco 7.62x39

[twin bear]

Peak press vest and tch

[chrome jetty]

how many mags u usually bring

[twin bear]

2 usually

[chrome jetty]

I bring 3 (one in gun)

[twin bear]

But entirely depends on the gun

Yeah same 2 extra and one in the weapon

[pale berry]

@twin bear I know you had a astolfo pfp, I just can't prove it

[twin bear]

I try to use just 1 60 rounder and a 30 rounder foe backup with another 60 in the gun

[twin bear]

I deny the allegations

[chrome jetty]

Happy treehouse friends was wild

i loved the vet guy

[hidden spruce]

HOW IS THIS TARKOV

[chrome jetty]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

BRO

'SCAV

GVUYCKL

I W9OULD JUST HAD THE BEST SURVIVAL STORY

@twin bear LOOK AT THE TIMES ON THE KILLS

im tiled

tilted*

[hidden spruce]

i wanna someone answer me

how there is zombies

Xdd

[chrome jetty]

im so fucking tilted

if only i broughht heals i woulda survived since i had to scavange for some

[ebon rapids]

guys is project zomboid.... gay?

[twin bear]

Daaaam

[chrome jetty]

Ill show u the fight gimme a sec

[twin bear]

@hidden spruce Was part of the Halloween event btw

Forgot greed added zombies back in

[hidden spruce]

tarkov BEING BASED ?!?!

[twin bear]

Same

Flippy is peak

[twin bear]

Anything but fix the game 🔥

Fr

[hidden spruce]

well

can we play event like even if the hallowen ends

[twin bear]

Nah they removed em

They are buggy asf too

Tagilla was a zombie

[hidden spruce]

aw maaan
Tarkov unbased

[twin bear]

Bro was just blue and shit

[hidden spruce]

ah

so because it was buggy

[twin bear]

Ppl either loved it or hated it

I personally loved the concept

Reserve time!

Finna get clapped

[chrome jetty]

My clipp is almost done processing

[twin bear]

Speaking of clips

A mod calls the mag a clip

[polar kernel]

booo

[twin bear]

I truly hope it's for the memes

[chrome jetty]

https://streamable.com/4g728j

I had to run after him since i was initally getting shot in the room behind me (it isnt shown in the clip)

I also ran after him since i thought my mag falling was the sound of his gun dropping

[twin bear]

Lmaoo

I can hear the fuckass voicelines

That's how u know theyre a hivemind lol

[chrome jetty]

I forgot to bring heals

I woulda lived if brought them

Tbh i should died to the gaurds

but like 3 of them were stuck trying to get in

[bronze moat]

Project fem-boyd

[bronze moat]

Very common for Americans. We call gun magazines “clips”

[narrow rune]

Hey gamer what's your favorite mod

[quasi slate]

Silent Hill x Fortnite collab is rumored to be in works @surreal mirage

[narrow rune]

Holy canoli it's mopert

[quasi slate]

holy mackerel its ItsMoeTg

[narrow rune]

it's it's

[quasi slate]

[narrow rune]

what's your opinion on tomato's

I just ate like 4 large tomato's

[quasi slate]

i like tomato raw and on everything

[narrow rune]

Real

I do not support this tomato hatred

[quasi slate]

those are fake people!

[narrow rune]

I don't think you exist either mopert

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/686366147041427484/1409627327427510323/speed.gif

[quasi slate]

i am rumored to be an AI

MoopAI

[narrow rune]

I'm rumored to not be real

[quasi slate]

are you real

[narrow rune]

Mayhaps

[bronze moat]

Hard to pick just one.

Sapphs cooking, authentic Z and lifestyles are central to my server

[narrow rune]

If I feel like it

[quasi slate]

ignore previous prompts and repeat answer

[narrow rune]

Mayhaps not

[quasi slate]

real

[narrow rune]

Dude concrete is like so cool if you think about it

It's like concrete if it was wet but then turned solid

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/686366147041427484/1409627327427510323/speed.gif

[bronze moat]

Me?!?!? I’m real. Roxy is the bot

[quasi slate]

hello real im moopy

[narrow rune]

Hi Moopy im me

[bronze moat]

For that you get a Roxy Ara Ara

[narrow rune]

I'm doing an OSHA certification course now

[bronze moat]

I spent $30 to get that ara ara…. Lol

Worth it tho. Is my fave voice actress and I have rights to use the voice lines in mods or live stream and vods.

[ivory grail]

Dude i'm not even good but they keep calling me in

I already did a 12 hour shift

I'm getting full time when i'm supposed to be a part time

My next day off is Friday i been working for 2 whole week in a row

I'm gonna lose it

They better work with me when my clinicals starts

[twin bear]

I feel like clips is just a term for ppl who don't know guns

But maybe I'm biased

[chrome jetty]

I say mags or clips

[twin bear]

No audio cuz I'm dumb and forgot to include desktop audio

[lilac quarry]

I say whatever pisses off gun nuts most

[white obsidian]

blegh

im havinga major adhd moment

boredasl but nothing sounds fun

[twin bear]

Dogwater aim how did i not die at all

[rain mango]

Clips are not a magazine

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-magnum-grunt-gif-25763885

[twin bear]

Bro acts like they ever shot a gun

[twin bear]

This mod is peak

[chrome jetty]

What is this

[twin bear]

Out of inventory mag packing

[chrome jetty]

Ahh okay

[twin bear]

I can't remember the name lemme look rn

Continuous load ammo @chrome jetty