general_chat

[neon bramble]

peeing standing becomes unviable

[toxic relic]

2 dongs 4 balls

[plush cobalt]

I would be okay with two separate weens for pee and juice

[toxic relic]

sprite or coke

[plush cobalt]

Ginger ale

[toxic relic]

i like the one dong

[young kelp]

depends on where the 2nd one grows

[charred lion]

My NDA also covered not allowing surgery in case the analgesia made me spill industry secrets

[young kelp]

vertical or horizontal

[toxic relic]

im fine with the singular weanor i have

all in one brother

just like my shampoo

[plush cobalt]

What about two heads instead of two weens

[charred lion]

Team Cherry also paid pretty girls to ignore me so I wouldn't tell them about Silksong

[plush cobalt]

Vile creature

[toxic relic]

it grows out from your dong one like an umbrella handle

[charred lion]

28-in-1 shampoo

[young kelp]

cut one down and 2 more grow ahh ham

[toxic relic]

i use all in one shampoo much to the chagrin of my partner

[neon bramble]

hydra dong

[toxic relic]

its easy to pack bro

[toxic relic]

why are you cutting off your dick

[plush cobalt]

“trust me bro make the switch to all-in-one shampoo-conditioner-body wash-drain cleaner-toothpaste-deodorant-cologne it'll change your life”

[toxic relic]

whats the purpose of a hydra dong

[neon bramble]

workplace accident, curiosity took it from there

[toxic relic]

i see

[young kelp]

twice the fun

[toxic relic]

just get a dick transplant

dong transplant is real

look it up

[burnt kite]

""""""""ahh"ahh"ahh"ahh"ah"ahh"ah"ah" ahh ah ahhh ah 🥀

[young kelp]

does it even function correctly?

[toxic relic]

nah im just lazy

[toxic relic]

apparently

[young kelp]

[plush cobalt]

You just gotta hook it up

[toxic relic]

some guy got his dong stubbed and had a transplant [from a younger donor, the article mentioned] and it was all good

[plush cobalt]

Sorta like a prosthetic I imagine

[toxic relic]

then his wife didnt like it

which is crazy

[plush cobalt]

Damn they interviewed everybody

[toxic relic]

indeed

if someone didnt like my dong then its their fault ngl

just looks wise

[neon bramble]

the flaming cyberdong guy in cyberpunk

[toxic relic]

just like tf2

[neon bramble]

every vehicle tries to hit you on the way too

[toxic relic]

demo man

[neon bramble]

the universe wants him to die in a funny way

[subtle shoal]

whoopie cushion

[plush cobalt]

My dong takes some getting used to because of the spikes and traps and such

[neon bramble]

I like how the permanently drunk man is the explosives expert

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-gif-16508948274886257497

[toxic relic]

"did this have whiskey in or was it nitroglycerine, ill find out on the way out when im spouting flaming piss again"

[plush cobalt]

Home security is important

[toxic relic]

do you live in your dick

[plush cobalt]

Well I don't

[toxic relic]

does the fore inflate like a tent

[floral fiber]

[plush cobalt]

It's true

[subtle shoal]

it inflates like a tent

[toxic relic]

do you use it to protect yourself from rain

[toxic relic]

sorry bro already said this

[subtle shoal]

fuck

im blind

https://tenor.com/view/war-of-the-worlds-ice-cube-will-radford-ice-2025-gif-9854522447900828585

[plush cobalt]

Da bu di da bu die

[burnt kite]

this fuckass movie 😭

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-excited-rub-hands-rub-hands-gif-1072640976102390302

[toxic relic]

ahh, i dont think i can keep joking about this under the genchat safety act

[surreal mirage]

Ave you got your genchat loicence mate

[toxic relic]

do you have a loisonce for dick jokes in this chat, mate

[subtle shoal]

do ye have a goon loisince, mate?

[plush cobalt]

I will continue to make jokes without a license... Here in America comedy is legal 😂😂😂

[surreal mirage]

Give it time

[floral fiber]

2 weeks later

[subtle shoal]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[toxic relic]

christ

[subtle shoal]

joy

[plush cobalt]

I'm personally not a gooner so I'm going to be mostly unbothered when it hits here

[subtle shoal]

who names an emoji joy

[plush cobalt]

Obviously not a fan of less privacy, so opposed in concept

But I'll live

[toxic relic]

bro got the facebook uncle comment on lock

[surreal mirage]

Problem is that it also censors certain news

[toxic relic]

it is going to america

and its gonna fuck up more than just furry feet pics

and porn sites

[plush cobalt]

Getting around blocked content is nothing new on the internet

[subtle shoal]

the woke leight are making comedy illegal

[surreal mirage]

Until they decide to ban vpns

[floral fiber]

VPN

[plush cobalt]

Yeah and that still won't stop people

God forbid they ban piracy too

[neon bramble]

bootlegging digital edition

[surreal mirage]

It won't, but it'll drive people to darker places on the internet

[plush cobalt]

That I agree with

[toxic relic]

yes, and the moral panic around porn and "immoral acts" is not new
early 2000s was the same, 50s was the same, 60s with the smut ban
it still sucks

[plush cobalt]

I'm more talking about my own internet use

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/piracy-its-a-crime-you-wouldnt-steal-a-car-you-wouldnt-steal-a-handbag-you-wouldnt-steal-a-mobile-phone-you-wouldnt-steal-a-dvd-gif-20041955

[surreal mirage]

I'll keep saying this but policy makers do not understand how the internet works

[plush cobalt]

Like I said, opposed in concept but I know I'll be alright

[plush cobalt]

Agree

[toxic relic]

banning legal pdf archives

[neon bramble]

its never about understanding how the internet works tho

[subtle shoal]

the internet will literally be this picture by 2027 😭

partially is

already

[neon bramble]

it's convenient to take action against for whatever reason

[swift crag]

Is been that way since the dot com bubble dude

[plush cobalt]

Time for a mesh network comeback

[surreal mirage]

I remember in the uk some dipshit politician wanted to monitor encrypted data for terrorism by decrypting and then re-encrypting. Like how brain dead are these people

[subtle shoal]

the facebook is making my son not like me...

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-gif-16508948274886257497

[surreal mirage]

Ofcom was like erm wut

[toxic hawk]

Ah. Yeah I should stay away then

[toxic hawk]

Yoir dms are infected

[swift crag]

What am I doing here?

[subtle shoal]

living

[neon bramble]

I have a weird obsession with sushi belts

[warped dragon]

is it worth as a new player watching some guides or just going straight in and attempting to learn as i go?

[toxic hawk]

Go in raw

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[subtle shoal]

go in blind

[neon bramble]

they're stupid but I find sushi factories cute

[floral fiber]

Defo go west point

[toxic hawk]

I have an obsession with time.based interactions. Parry mechanics

[warped dragon]

...

[toxic hawk]

Yummers

[subtle shoal]

go west point and press Q

[neon bramble]

you can always make your factory run better

[subtle shoal]

press Q for a vaccine to spawn in your inventory

[neon bramble]

nothing makes you feel more like a true warrior than engaging head on

[subtle shoal]

works best near zombies

[toxic hawk]

Wow, every single overused zomboid joke in less than 10 seconds

[subtle shoal]

new record

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/fumo-gun-gif-26965468

[toxic hawk]

Even worse, said in different replies

[stiff drift]

Guys please

Where is b42 stable

[subtle shoal]

soon + 2 weeks

[toxic hawk]

Canceled

[subtle shoal]

also the clock resets

because you asked

[surreal mirage]

Perpetually tomorrow

[subtle shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241960395594530838/1315742562178433035/attachment.gif

[stiff drift]

I just wanna play zomboid b42 on my deck 🙁

[toxic hawk]

My boy how would we know

We're just nobodies

[surreal mirage]

It was delayed because of silksong

[floral fiber]

Especially this frenchie

[neon bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4FNHzJCD6Y

[plush cobalt]

Waaaaaah waaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaah milk milk milk waaaaah waaaah!!! Hello, Cave. You may be looking for #pz_b42_chat. This is general chat.

[toxic hawk]

Eat a horse

[neon bramble]

you should consider exanima

[floral fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1099405647239467008/togif.gif

[toxic hawk]

@stone meadow please pin this

[stiff drift]

I dont want multiplayer I want b42 steamdeck support 🙁

[neon bramble]

there's no conventional timed parry but since it's physics based, the control you get from full feint control is

🤤

[toxic relic]

i imagine you as a normal guy sitting on your couch watching reruns of lost while typing this on your phone

[neon bramble]

the primal urge to seek the enemy's face

[plush cobalt]

Well perhaps consider asking the gods for it in the relevant chat

[neon bramble]

I dont care if you have a helmet, if I hit you in the head enough times you will get a concussion

[toxic hawk]

Sick

[burnt kite]

is there joy to key for linux

[toxic hawk]

Maybe he's an atheist

[toxic relic]

maybe you were thinking about shaving the stubble on your chin later, as you type "waaah waaah waaaaah"

[stiff drift]

And what is the relevant chat for asking steamdeck support omar

[plush cobalt]

Me? A normal guy? Erm, no way! I'm so quirky

[burnt kite]

might it work through wine?

[subtle shoal]

#server-compass

[toxic hawk]

My compass has been swallowed by the sea

[toxic relic]

have you tried pinging Phil at tech support?

[plush cobalt]

Not general chat man we don't make the game

[toxic relic]

[burnt kite]

ask #pz_b42_chat nerds

[toxic hawk]

Omar just admitted to something

[plush cobalt]

Have you seen my socks? Mismatched 🤪

[subtle shoal]

fuck you man.

wow.

[toxic relic]

do you wear funky ties

[floral fiber]

[toxic relic]

i wear funky ties

[plush cobalt]

And crazy hats

[burnt kite]

well fool me once

[stiff drift]

Omar u are a repulsive human being I have been repulsed by your actions

[toxic relic]

i just like interesting ties

[neon bramble]

to tiger stripe cats count as oranges

[plush cobalt]

My work does not require ties so I only have normal ones for the uncommon occasions that I need them

[young kelp]

where best goat

[toxic relic]

i have a call of duty tie

[toxic hawk]

And ? That's omar

[burnt kite]

well fool me twice

[toxic hawk]

Lucy my beloved

[plush cobalt]

This is high praise

[stiff drift]

End of statement

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ganyuanhoa-gif-4278239310320187524

[toxic hawk]

Fuck those flowers

Honestly liyue flowers suck

[stiff drift]

:L

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/helltaker-writing-angry-mad-gif-17742512

[toxic relic]

fair enough, i have to wear business casual often enough that ive grown fond of looking for unique designs

[toxic hawk]

Yeah lemme just climb a mountain 60 times to level my character

[floral fiber]

Liyue sucks

[neon bramble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1084893723743223930/9D640AC2-5FCD-496A-9C23-4D46282CF222.gif

[toxic relic]

cave have you tried pinging phil or barry

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gemmy-soy-soyjak-pleb-gif-4375573638343262771

[subtle shoal]

luv barry

[toxic relic]

about steamdeck support

[subtle shoal]

63

[floral fiber]

defo not 100% most regions but liyue

[toxic hawk]

How did i even level kiqing

[neon bramble]

me maxing my keqing just to never open the game ever again

[toxic hawk]

That place sucks

[neon bramble]

the faux catgirl is the only reason I played

[floral fiber]

I have 90 keqing

[toxic hawk]

There's 3 more

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-traumatized-cat-gif-7852054576948114551

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/keqing-genshin-impact-genshin-impact-genshin-punch-genshin-keqing-gif-14159875425105019089

[toxic hawk]

So many fake cat ears for some reason

And too many heels

Look at Jean bro

[neon bramble]

all of them have heels

[toxic hawk]

I.cey

I cry*

[polar kernel]

its time to get another cat

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/evelyn-zzz-zenless-zenless-zone-zero-boing-gif-9346651411241753435

[polar kernel]

oh this was a terrible time to announce i wanted another cat

[toxic hawk]

We don't talk about her and burnice

[neon bramble]

I miss my cat

my lap teegor

[burnt kite]

@stiff drift If you are desperate, you might as well try this through Wine. No guarantee it will work, and you will have to bind all buttons yourself

https://joytokey.net/en/download

[toxic hawk]

We never found oura

Ours

[polar kernel]

my gf wants a girl cat to keep my hooligans in line

[rain mango]

grrrarrrrr aaaarrrrr brainsssssss grrrrrr

[polar kernel]

shes right

[toxic hawk]

Wow. Clown being considerate ?

[rain mango]

send cat fit pics

feet

[subtle shoal]

ffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeet

[vital marten]

[burnt kite]

exclusive footage

[stiff drift]

Who are they

[toxic hawk]

Barry deez nuts

[polar kernel]

heres an unflattering picture of my cat instead

[young kelp]

Pandemonica best demon

[rain mango]

feeeet

[stiff drift]

Are you 5

[young kelp]

beaten only by deranged robot

[rain mango]

no feet no likey

[toxic hawk]

Yes indeed

[rain mango]

tiny feet

[toxic hawk]

Duelist advance

[rain mango]

lol

[young kelp]

christmas cup...
christmas...
snow...
oh shit she's melting!

[rain mango]

tiny little feet

[toxic hawk]

They made advance even. Better by making my goat dismas dodge

I love these devs

[rain mango]

dismas nuts

[toxic relic]

Phil your mouth with deez nuts lmao gottem

[rain mango]

lol goty

[toxic hawk]

The storm.is here

[toxic relic]

Barry deez nuts in yo mouth lmao gottem

[toxic hawk]

Raining hard

[toxic hawk]

Too late

[neon bramble]

nuts

[toxic relic]

we lift together brother

[stiff drift]

Wow this place is like a daycare

[toxic relic]

lol

[floral fiber]

This is tame gen chat

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-gif-12886815738050480614

[rain mango]

day care deez nuts lmao

[young kelp]

riposte got a bit weaker in dd2 tho

[stiff drift]

I just wanted to ask when I could play b42 on steamdeck cause its been 8 months

[toxic relic]

care for deez nuts lmao gottem

[young kelp]

it now has a limited amount of strikes

[subtle shoal]

cake these nuts

[young kelp]

instead of it being a turn based buff

[rain mango]

try #pz_b42_chat or #1019767076094758924

[toxic hawk]

Most stuff being tokens now is great imo

Reposted dodge protection etc

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/hitman-throw-briefcase-jetski-gif-15758520

[toxic relic]

do you wanna ask or did you already ask

[floral fiber]

Hit man

[rain mango]

how it feels to play terraria

[subtle shoal]

both

[toxic relic]

if you still wanna ask then ask about asking so we know what you're asking about

[young kelp]

most of em are better as tokens, I just wish combo could stack

[neon bramble]

hit the men

[toxic hawk]

Oh yeah I really like how you get follow ups from characters that are on good terms

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-squash-squish-gif-360018528326704560

[young kelp]

thats for respectful iirc

[toxic hawk]

Ms mee...

[young kelp]

try making them suspicious lmao

literally get backstabbed

[toxic hawk]

And now maxing out stress doesn't ruin your expedition

[stiff drift]

It doesnt matter if I asked when all the responses are just joe mama jokes

[young kelp]

kinda does in a way

reputation goes down by a lot

[toxic relic]

uh theyre deez nuts jokes my man

[young kelp]

-3 on everyone

[toxic hawk]

I'll take meltdown instead of cowardly any day

[toxic hawk]

True but they won't fuck up everyone else

[young kelp]

best meltdown is flag

guy gets health

instead of losing health

[toxic hawk]

Lol

[toxic relic]

joe mama jokes are almost as old and worn out as your mom

[toxic hawk]

Oh damn

[subtle shoal]

joe nuts

[subtle shoal]

how baout taht

[toxic hawk]

Guys don't bully cave

[subtle shoal]

mr good guy over here

[toxic relic]

im an evil man, cave activated my alpha

[subtle shoal]

"Hey... Stop that!"

[toxic relic]

no more mr nice guy

[toxic hawk]

Nah I wouldn't say that

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-gif-16508948274886257497

[toxic relic]

white knight fr

[toxic hawk]

I'd just gun you down

But bullets are expensive

[neon bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/512356777451323393/1304301176615075870/egg-spray.gif

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-the-devil-shivers-dbz-nice-guys-gif-22382231

[toxic hawk]

Lmao

[toxic relic]

this shit is fucking hilarious

[stiff drift]

Thanks for this blast to the past go back to school discount ahh conversation

[toxic hawk]

He used ahh in a conversation

[toxic relic]

"ahh" ok man get off tiktok we know you dont talk like that

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/colte-seal-squish-thing-hands-gif-23047502

[toxic hawk]

Lethal force authorized

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/firefly-caelus-hugging-penacony-honkai-star-rail-gif-16107990117364008145

[subtle shoal]

when I (6'4 brown curly hair, blue eyes) see a lady struggling to cross a street so I help her while carrying my matcha and book in a single hand

[toxic relic]

same thought as me lol

[young kelp]

forbidden blueberry jam

[young kelp]

so close

yet so far

[subtle shoal]

pheasnt

[rain mango]

poop joke

[floral fiber]

-10k EXP

[young kelp]

mods, take away their xp

[subtle shoal]

poop dandruff

[rain mango]

[subtle shoal]

call that a snowstorm

[young kelp]

wait am I in rank 20?

[toxic hawk]

Basic protocol

No room for interpretation

[young kelp]

nope still 19

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/crime-boss-rockay-city-lethal-force-authorized-robots-cagnalis-order-18th-of-june-gif-4506314726686269036

[toxic hawk]

What how

Am I really that active

[young kelp]

yes

[neon bramble]

how are you catching up to me already

[floral fiber]

Well shit

[young kelp]

same deal with me tbh

I haven't been talking here for almost a year

[floral fiber]

The frenchy overtook me

[subtle shoal]

god damn frenchie

[young kelp]

yet my rank was somewhere around 18

[young kelp]

people don't yap enough

[toxic hawk]

Next I'll take you over

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/d9luxe-chiikawa-gif-10374726918561322122

[subtle shoal]

oui oui j'adore ton mother

[neon bramble]

he's going to kill me like I killed ms mee

[stone meadow]

well xp got nerfed twice as well

[toxic hawk]

You must suffer like I have

[young kelp]

wait really?

[neon bramble]

there can only be one pmoon schizo

[floral fiber]

Uh oh frog is here

[young kelp]

I heard it got nerfed once

[young kelp]

but not twice

[floral fiber]

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-attacker-jumpscare-frog-jumpscare-boo-gif-1410553638666856648

[neon bramble]

my pulls are already shit what else do you want lmao

[toxic relic]

H-h-hey, uhh, I just wanted to let you know, that, uhh, that I [male, 6'1, brown eyes] really like you and you're special so, heh, basically what I'm trying to say is uhh, don't listen to that guy heheh, he doesn't know what a good thing looks like-unlike me 😏. Don't worry, I'll protect you from the world, because, heh, my world wouldn't be the same without you in it.

[toxic hawk]

I hate that

[young kelp]

oh god just reading the first sentence is enough

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-steve-minecraft-memes-funny-memes-minecraft-steve-breaks-chair-fall-gif-1995025313295299971

[toxic hawk]

Your adhd. Give it to me
With my higher self consciousness I'll.be able to control it

[toxic relic]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/697522190773518417/1125134433696104558/attachment-7-1.gif

[neon bramble]

my adhd is too strong for you, go find someone with weaker adhd

[toxic hawk]

I like staying silent because the world is very loud already

[young kelp]

no, eat my singing monsters, peasant!

[toxic relic]

true shit man

[toxic hawk]

You underestimate my power

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-filter-gif-3550460

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-toilet-pee-you-sewer-gif-27485372

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/ogata-golden-kamuy-hyakunosuke-fled-gif-19975071

[toxic relic]

pov: going to the pooper at 3 am challenge [gone wrong]

[young kelp]

[neon bramble]

the 5th stage of grief: acceptance

[toxic relic]

is the pirate gay

boutaru [spelling]

[young kelp]

best glass cannon modded character

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/boutarou-botaro-golden-kamuy-gif-17151359965837978410

[neon bramble]

I am not sure

japan is weird about gay men

and lmao you got that far already

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-handshake-maxwell-cat-kitty-gif-522509285255605907

[young kelp]

:3 cat

[toxic hawk]

I feel like some devs wanna include gay men in their games, like in persona 4 where Kanji is veeeeeeeery alluded to being gay. Saying straight up he didn't like girls as he was growing up but that's not really brought again in a serious tone

Backlash fear probably

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cute-cat-silly-tuxedo-cat-unico-gif-1696378561949539858

[neon bramble]

if I'm being honest I'm too busy looking at men in uniforms

[verbal verge]

Hey does anyone want to play with me I’m new and I suck and want to learn

[toxic hawk]

We all suck and want to learn

[verbal verge]

Ok

[toxic hawk]

Nice kon pfp tho bro

[vital marten]

[verbal verge]

Are we all new though?

[subtle shoal]

nopess

[verbal verge]

And thank you

[toxic hawk]

We don't play zomboid much here

[verbal verge]

Well what’s an easy spawn

[neon bramble]

louisville

[verbal verge]

Ok thank you

[toxic hawk]

Why would you do that

Gey what's a good identity ro level
Sloshing ishmael

[neon bramble]

this is genchat

[toxic relic]

yeah, its always been like that unfortunately
people want to add gay shit but the corpos no like so its relegated to obvious subtext that still flies over their heads

[neon bramble]

there is 50/50 I will anwer sincerely or misinform in the guise of shitposting

also what do you think about koito

I like his energy

and khakis

[burnt kite]

HOLY SHIT ITS CHARGING

kinda

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/koito-koito-otonoshin-golden-kamuy-anime-gif-2037393358747987414

[toxic relic]

his eyebrows look like bookends

or bridges that are up

[toxic hawk]

kanji was written so well and so organically that i, a straight man, was able to sympathise with him even tho i never experienced his struggles
he also struggles with the theme of "being a man"
as he was rediculed as a kid for liking "girly" stuff like cooking, sewing etc

[toxic hawk]

take it easy on your boy bro

[toxic relic]

the conflict between gender roles and gender identity

you can be a man and like cooking

[neon bramble]

I think it's provincial banter

since he's from the japanese boonies

[toxic hawk]

cooking is a basic skill that needs to be taught

[verbal verge]

I’m dead

[toxic relic]

something that gay people think about early on cause you realise that youll never "fit in" to the hegemonic ideal of masculinity

[toxic relic]

real

[toxic hawk]

maybe one day we'll be less strict with assigned gender roles

[verbal verge]

Oo terreria ?

And mods

[toxic relic]

i suck at cooking but its important so i know enough

[verbal verge]

Any*

[toxic relic]

let me watch a movie with burly men kissing

[verbal verge]

Fire boy and water girl?

[toxic relic]

im a simple man

[quasi slate]

path of exile mod for terraria

[verbal verge]

Looks like the level select of fire boy and lava girl

Water*

Oops

[toxic hawk]

fire boy and water girl

blast from the past

[toxic hawk]

i also enjoy seeing affection

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-tiger-woods-big-dog-salutation-what-up-gif-2478767235926945002

[verbal verge]

I like calamity mod

I forgot all the ones I do

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/qforce-steve-mary-benji-kiss-gif-23090414

dude i watched this show,
surprisingly good, unfortunate it was cancelled

[toxic hawk]

i like malenia

i need to do MDH before the reset

[neon bramble]

oh shit reset

I was going to do words but hyperfocus kicked in

[toxic hawk]

lol

[neon bramble]

anyway potential woman acquired

[toxic hawk]

bro got sakura

wonder if you'll get the reference

[neon bramble]

that name does not narrow it down

I would UT4 and level 55 her on the spot if I hadn't spent my tickets already

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/fate-sakura-gif-22514834

[neon bramble]

ah yes, deworming

[subtle shoal]

is it worth trying to refund a game which cost mere cents

[burnt kite]

he was born to toil and in toil he will pass

[lilac quarry]

on principle

I am a true believer of refunding no matter what

[rain mango]

https://youtu.be/aj4cCUZCCSA

[burnt kite]

jshat

[pale berry]

nicest day in camden

[lilac quarry]

woah what is that lol

looks insane

[pale berry]

aneurism iv

[rain mango]

https://youtu.be/QstIzL91L9Y

[surreal mirage]

Oi camden is sick mate

[burnt kite]

do you have any skull sterling

[surreal mirage]

That looks more like Croydon

Or Grimsby

[pale berry]

I played the game for a hour and I'm still confused

[burnt kite]

about wat

[loud pumice]

Is this yours?

Where's the Moopy signature?

[pale berry]

how make money as prole

[lilac quarry]

my number one travel destination

[burnt kite]

You do jobs, you wait for a pay cycle, when it commences you come up to a terminal and withdraw

theres also a guide channel, have a look

[lilac quarry]

of course you would know about this

[pale berry]

CAMDEN

bruh doctor breen on some shit

[burnt kite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkuG6mfzmHI&t=5

[lilac quarry]

actually looks so sick

love the sky

reminds me of what we did to nyc a few years ago

[pale berry]

It feels like the hl2 beta but a immersive sim and multiplayer

[burnt kite]

how so

[last spoke]

It's a Gmod dark RP server turned into its own game

Like literally

[surreal mirage]

Croydon journal day 1: got shanked innit

[pale berry]

True

[lilac quarry]

they're not expecting me to whip out the berserk sword in retaliation

[neon bramble]

can you sell people guns in that game

I love being gun seller man

[pale berry]

I don't think you can

You can sell them cigarette soup though

[neon bramble]

what's the next best thing to supplying the problem

[pale berry]

Joining it

[neon bramble]

my existence is inherently contributing to the problem

fair enough

I liked comitting violence on other arms dealers

[pale berry]

@burnt kite I have a theory about aneurism 4

What if it takes place after a war

Alot of the city looks bombed, cars are on fire in the street

Maybe it even takes place during a war

[burnt kite]

mayb

idk

[icy vigil]

nothing ever happens

[toxic hawk]

Kill

[icy vigil]

ometer

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/aneurism-iv-vomit-coffin-aneurism-iv-aneurism-4-gif-701541884520232449

[burnt kite]

she vomit my coffin

[toxic relic]

till i get an aneurism

[pale berry]

She vomit my coffin till I AAAAAAAAAAAAH

[foggy hamlet]

Is there any mod that disables favorite items being used in crafting?

[subtle shoal]

this is general chat

we dont play zomboid here

[livid notch]

Dude nightmare difficulty in NMRIH actually lives up to its name

The 4 hit to a zombie head with a hatchet literally broke me

[pale berry]

Is it still one hit with gun?

[livid notch]

Nah I don't think so

[pale berry]

0/10

Immersion gone

[livid notch]

The health has been like doubled for zombies

[toxic hawk]

4 ? Crazy

That's why you just run away

Only kill what you must

[vital marten]

So true

Save my energy for potato

[pale berry]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/cgUQPEYpzmj7jm5D1R1lwVw_OHlHeaVU4XdY1W8E8T8/https/i.imgur.com/exNU6Rf.mp4

[vital marten]

Too much time on edibles

[surreal mirage]

The video cuts so quickly because the dude filming immediately force projectile vomits each time

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lyYS43eTY7s

[last spoke]

I don't see an issue with most of these?

[surreal mirage]

Bro snapped spaghetti in half, that alone is 100 years in hell

[toxic relic]

this is good

you are all cowards

genuinely, id eat all of that

its munchies/fast scran mate

[pale berry]

Does the gif play audio when you click on it

[toxic relic]

no

[pale berry]

Interesting

It do for me

[quasi slate]

i got two emails from the gov today

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[toxic relic]

ask them for a license to email you

[surreal mirage]

Moopy needs to pay taxes

[quasi slate]

i got a scheduled meeting with them

[toxic relic]

"oi, bruv, where's your accosting license"

[toxic hawk]

People getting butthurt over their food cooked wrong need to grow up and realize there are much more important things to do

[toxic relic]

butthurt

i know a guy who deals with that amiright

[toxic hawk]

Go ahead. I gave you live ammunition

[toxic relic]

nah

im not really fond of this type of gay shrex joke

[toxic hawk]

Fair

[quasi slate]

🐊

[toxic relic]

i have the same opinion about the food thing though

all comes out the same when you shit who cares what you put on pizza or if you break pasta

[toxic hawk]

What she doing with that

[neon bramble]

what about the wrecking bar

it is borderline impractical territory but a hefty bonk to the head always makes me smile

[toxic hawk]

If they doubled the hp it'd take two hits

Unless your charge

You*

[neon bramble]

that would be deranged if a charged wrecking bar headshot suddenly cant oneshot

and funny

[burnt kite]

gewning loicence

[toxic relic]

THIS IS ENGLAND, WE LIKE IT A BIT FUCKED, REYT

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/narkolaj-manchester-gif-24861806

[polar kernel]

ingerland

[toxic relic]

scouse accent is op

scouser, maybe manchester, maybe yorkshire

[onyx igloo]

pretty much any accent is cool

[toxic relic]

irish accents better overall though

[toxic relic]

man, american accents suck dude

theyre so nasal

[onyx igloo]

nasal?

[toxic relic]

yeah

you talk with your nose

[onyx igloo]

i mean i probably cant tell

[toxic relic]

america is where the vocal fry lives

shits annoying as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4M6ncHhvIY
liverpool 🗣️

only place better than liverpool is luton or wigan

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

Boom I have won

Send me all your credit card information

[surreal mirage]

Luton

[toxic relic]

LUTON 🗣️

[surreal mirage]

No

I did NOT like luton

[toxic relic]

what about slough bruv

[surreal mirage]

Fucking hell

[toxic relic]

real england experience there mate

[onyx igloo]

do we get stabbed

[toxic relic]

thats london mate

[burnt kite]

the regular american accent suck balls, regional ones have potential

[pale berry]

https://youtu.be/Egyh0d4qjEM?si=4WWe1clLtK4eQImR
Can any british people confirm if this is realistic

[toxic relic]

ehh maybe the louisiana accent

[burnt kite]

ouisiana

[onyx igloo]

ouisiana

[toxic relic]

ouisiana

[onyx igloo]

speaking of louisiana i am going there soon

[burnt kite]

im so sorry for your loss

[toxic relic]

thats a good place to die if you wanna turn into a fossil

[surreal mirage]

The accent that Arthur has

[onyx igloo]

i dont plan particularly on dying

will update if it happens

[karmic jetty]

englan

[toxic relic]

they have depositional basins

peak fossil machine

[surreal mirage]

zozo spend one night in landan

[karmic jetty]

id get shanked with a shiv

[surreal mirage]

An unlicensed one at that

[karmic jetty]

i would be save if ur around

[toxic relic]

just go to reading bruv

maybe plymouth

[karmic jetty]

plymouth deez

[toxic relic]

plymouth on deez nuts lmao gottem

[surreal mirage]

Nah just go Nottingham

[toxic relic]

yo bolton kind of fucks

[toxic relic]

weak

go to smaller towns in the north or black country

[surreal mirage]

There's some pretty northern towns

[toxic relic]

or if you're not a loser just go to scotland

thats real north

[icy vigil]

Notting ever happens

[surreal mirage]

Scotland is prettier

[onyx igloo]

my grandfather said he'd take us there

hes part scottish i believe

[toxic relic]

go to stirling

[surreal mirage]

Spent a week in scotland once and it was truly beautiful, scenery that I've never seen before

[toxic relic]

or east kilbride

[toxic relic]

real

[surreal mirage]

Tons of castles and landmarks

And just generally amazing landscapes

[toxic relic]

ireland's got bangin scenery too

[pale berry]

Hey can any english people give me advice on british town/city layouts? I'm looking to make a 28 days later fangame

[neat moat]

come out ye black and tans 🗣️

[onyx igloo]

if i go there is it gonna be super rainy

[toxic relic]

i remember staying in this really shit hostel in aughrim cause i got lost in wicklow

it was fun

[neat moat]

beans where beans shouldn't belong

[pale berry]

I would say british but ehhh England in general seems to be mostly the same layout-wise

[surreal mirage]

Build towns without taking roads into account and then only build roads once you're finished with houses

[toxic relic]

COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/loona-helluva-boss-sinsmas-lollipop-gif-8208444340415078999

[neat moat]

SHOW YOUR WIFE HOW YOU WON MEDALS DOWN IN FLAAANDDRRRS

[toxic relic]

layout depends on what type of settlement you want

[pale berry]

What about a town/village

[surreal mirage]

.

Driving in some towns is a nightmare

[pale berry]

I see

Are cities better at all?

[toxic relic]

Tell her how the [p word] made you run like hell away from the green and lovely lanes of killashandra

[rain mango]

roblox's ceo has been exposed as a diddler

i knew it would happen

[surreal mirage]

Even some london roads are tight af but yea cities have better road layouts

[toxic relic]

well theyre old

they werent built for cars

[surreal mirage]

They're not made for large cars

[toxic relic]

yeah

[onyx igloo]

how did i get the uhh

[surreal mirage]

But it's the reality we're in

[onyx igloo]

black and white filter

[toxic relic]

its a lot of old houses farmland and grass paths that you drive on one way

[surreal mirage]

Especially england towns which were built for horse carriages

[toxic relic]

real

[surreal mirage]

Even so people just park on the road which is ass

[onyx igloo]

isnt england popular for vehicle rallies

i like watching those

[toxic relic]

england where

england, japan

[onyx igloo]

what

[karmic jetty]

engpan

[toxic relic]

place, japan

[surreal mirage]

Ingerland

[onyx igloo]

tour of cheshire seems to be the latest rally

[pale berry]

Echo death place, Britain

[surreal mirage]

I ain't dying here

[onyx igloo]

MY GOD THEY HAVE THE OLD VOLVO SEDAN

[onyx igloo]

not sure quite what vehicle this is

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/car-crash-push-gif-21347091

[toxic relic]

Triumph TR4

[onyx igloo]

oh

very nice

[toxic relic]

yeah 60s coupe

[karmic jetty]

coupe more liek cope

[onyx igloo]

my grandpa on my dads side had one of these

[toxic relic]

burger king

[burnt kite]

this is why you never vent on internet

[karmic jetty]

vent

[burnt kite]

amemus

[toxic relic]

weird to tab into trauma dump and tab back to burger king nsfw art

internet

[karmic jetty]

images wont load for me

[toxic relic]

load

[surreal mirage]

No image licence sorry zozo

[toxic relic]

safety act

[karmic jetty]

no imagine

[surreal mirage]

No thinking loicence

[toxic relic]

big brother

[karmic jetty]

thought crimes

[surreal mirage]

Might reread 1984

[toxic relic]

you should

[surreal mirage]

Good book despite the constant memeing

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

how bout u read me a bedtime story instead nerd

[toxic relic]

you should watch brazil too

brave new world is peak

[surreal mirage]

I'm currently reading the art of explanation if that interests you

[karmic jetty]

shart of explaination

[toxic relic]

self help book

[surreal mirage]

Nah not so much a self help book

[onyx igloo]

burger king seems like the place for such activities

remember the foot lettuce

[toxic relic]

no

the dude is in the art

not the place

[onyx igloo]

the dude?

[toxic relic]

the mascot

[surreal mirage]

Shart of the deal

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-king-creepy-scary-gif-13715984

[onyx igloo]

oh i forgot they had a mascot

[toxic relic]

the mascot

[onyx igloo]

didnt they bring him back

[toxic relic]

i dont give a fuck tbh

couldnt be bothered

[karmic jetty]

i cant load any images

just like how i cant load deez

[toxic relic]

restart your pisscord bro

[surreal mirage]

Lets all communicate in images to exclude zozo

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

its so weird seeing this considered a classic car

[karmic jetty]

rood

[onyx igloo]

dude that looks as old as me

[karmic jetty]

i can see that car

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/lawl-yikes-lmao-disgusting-wash-gif-16643556

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

clean hands good food

smile

[karmic jetty]

now i cant see that

[onyx igloo]

i was my hands very often

[karmic jetty]

holy sht is it actually genchat safety act

[onyx igloo]

otherwise i feel gross

[toxic relic]

i wash my hands when needed

sometimes i helicopter well enough that its not needed

[toxic relic]

restart bro

restart your pc too

[karmic jetty]

restart my house

[onyx igloo]

https://youtu.be/ZaEczssRiJw?t=198 the volvo is more transmission sound than engine

[toxic relic]

car

[onyx igloo]

the one obsession that remained over the others

[karmic jetty]

the solution is always turning on the vpn

ive bypassed the genchat safety act

[onyx igloo]

v pee n

[toxic relic]

christ

is this real

[neat moat]

maybe

how good are vpns anyways

it feels like a bandaid solution

[toxic relic]

i use mine constantly lol but theyre not really security

yeah

[neat moat]

FUCK YOU AMBER ALERT

I HOPE THEY NEVER FIND YOU

[onyx igloo]

the exhaust

lmao

[toxic relic]

your ip is still easy to see by provider and corpo

[surreal mirage]

Just move country instead of using a vpn

[toxic relic]

vpn just lets you access more things, its not a good opsec

[neat moat]

Insee

[karmic jetty]

then they can see deez

[surreal mirage]

No, vpns do obfuscate ip addresses

[toxic relic]

i do like it tho, for access

[toxic relic]

peanor

[burnt kite]

yo chat

do yall remember steam greenlight and gameguru

[onyx igloo]

someones got a cloth top convertible to take to the rally

how long you think its gonna survive

[toxic relic]

tarp

[onyx igloo]

it does not have a tarp

[toxic relic]

might survive the day

[onyx igloo]

ah they have it bolted on

might get ripped tho

peugeot🗣️

peak french design

[toxic relic]

greenlight was peak

gog has a similar mechanic

being able to vote on games is cinema

[onyx igloo]

they had one and got rid of it?

[toxic relic]

yeah steam greenlight stopped almost a decade ago iirc

gog op for voting mechanic

[burnt kite]

it was an experiment afaik, was never going to be permanent

[onyx igloo]

i love waiting 6 years for a sequel to finnish drinking and driving game

[stone meadow]

a decade? no way

[burnt kite]

yeah but silksong tommorow

[plush cobalt]

As if!

[onyx igloo]

me who hasnt played hollow knight

[burnt kite]

making a run for it

[onyx igloo]

i remember seening this fella somewhere

[toxic relic]

2017 is almost a decade ago bro

its already september

[burnt kite]

kid named sam:

[stone meadow]

nuh uh, 2 years off, thats not nothing. still, 2015 was 10 years ago crazy

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/716207619689283664/1412455197602484365/mwc2.mp4?ex=68b903a9&is=68b7b229&hm=6d9f50fa77be1400c359d31415f6b7efaef1188ed105834291f15f17eb048513&

[burnt kite]

almost

[onyx igloo]

best trailer for a video game

[stone meadow]

2000 is closer to 1980 than to now and it doesnt feel like it

[toxic relic]

i said almost a decade, 2 years is small enough for almost
stop huffing the copium

you're old

[stone meadow]

yeah thats my point 2 years isnt enough for almost

20% of 10 years

smh

[toxic relic]

join the old man club bro

[burnt kite]

suomi 🔥 🗣️ 🦅 🇫🇮

[toxic relic]

we have beer

and kebab

[burnt kite]

smh my head

[onyx igloo]

can i have a kebab

even though im not old

[toxic relic]

yessir

have you ever had kebab sean?

[stone meadow]

shashlik is better

[toxic relic]

real

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-ego-gif-9709800945809453150

shashlik

[vital marten]

Just caulk it 🗣️

Good ol landlord special I tell ya

[burnt kite]

nice caulk

[stone meadow]

put yer caulk in it

[onyx igloo]

no

[toxic relic]

damn thats a good sized caulk

[burnt kite]

we NEED to see your caulk

[toxic relic]

just shove your caulk in, itll adjust itslef

[onyx igloo]

do we speak construction

[toxic relic]

itslef

[onyx igloo]

paint over the bugs

they'll eventually dissolve

[vital marten]

Yes

[onyx igloo]

that metal gear seems pretty solid

[vital marten]

One within the house, one with the house

[subtle shoal]

chill

[toxic relic]

that snake is pretty solid

[subtle shoal]

what did you just say

[toxic relic]

that is not solid snake

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-mgs5-mgs-metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-solid-5-gif-11392047119247994213

that is, indeed, not solid snake

that is venom snake

[onyx igloo]

i think grilled shrimp is better than the cocktail shrimp

[stone meadow]

all i can say is, my snake is solid looking at him

[twin bear]

Quality too high bro

Needs 420p and nonexistent sound quality

[onyx igloo]

the audio gets more schizophrenic as you watch

[twin bear]

I need to make a propaganda video

Combine hard drive vid idea fr

And yeah my ears

It do

[vital marten]

Crack so big my caulk can’t fill it 🥀

I will have to come back a second time

[twin bear]

Small caulk

Point and laugh 🗣️

[vital marten]

Wider than my thumb

[twin bear]

Ons more and u shpuld be tight

[vital marten]

This crack is huge

[twin bear]

Looks pretty good

Better than my caulk hole filling abilities

[subtle shoal]

shoutout MGS, the most conveluted lore oat

and home to about a dozen characters which are named snake

[twin bear]

We got liquid snake, gas snake, plasma snake, and solid snake fr

[subtle shoal]

2 truths, 2 lies

[vital marten]

Rat shit on the base

Honestly this is pretty tame

One time we found meth in the closet and there was roaches everywhere, worst job everr

[livid notch]

I never played the first 4 before so I dont know if it's serious or just batshit insanity

[subtle shoal]

me neither

but

imagine illuminati

[twin bear]

Did u at least let the rats keep their meth

[rain mango]

huge crack dont take it all at once

[last spoke]

You need the African style caulk

[vital marten]

Threw the baggie in the trash can inside our GCs truck

Didn’t think about it possibly being a crime till after, oh well

[last spoke]

Just go to your local hardware store and ask for the big black caulk

[twin bear]

Fr

[icy vigil]

[vital marten]

Perfect for those holes in your roof

[twin bear]

Lmao

[rain mango]

wait til u play reveangence

[twin bear]

Just be careful not to make the little caulks jealous

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-armstrong-raiden-punch-ora-ora-ora-gif-15917456

[livid notch]

I did multiple times

I've seen the memes

[rain mango]

revengence is the most serious of all the games

its the only one where raiden wasnt molested

[burnt kite]

last man standing

[twin bear]

Mgs two best mgs

[vital marten]

If you don’t use enough caulk on the crack it will need more caulk later and if you don’t cover it with a coat it will need more caulk too

[twin bear]

Ur pee it too yellow

[rain mango]

ew piss

[twin bear]

Ever have that shit dry up and fall out cuz someone didn't apply it right

[livid notch]

Yum piss

[vital marten]

Also after it sits for awhile it will need more caulk because it settles

[vital marten]

Yes but that’s usually the least of my worries

The amount of people who put latex over oil base is insane

[twin bear]

F

I applied at the lumber place the other day

Hopefully I get a job

May be too weak for that shit tho atm

I couldn't open my water bottle when I woke up my knuckles felt funny doing it

[vital marten]

The other day I tried to lift the heavy duty 40 foot ladder and couldn’t budge it worth a damn

[twin bear]

Dude speaking of those

U know the emergency ladders for Windows

Like the pull out plastic ones

[dawn jewel]

YEYY i fell asleep

Cwack

[twin bear]

We got one from the neighbor today, plan on teaching the nephew drills

[toxic relic]

wild

[vital marten]

I needed help

[twin bear]

I think fire drills for one door houses are important man

Especially second floor shit

Told my nephew if it came down to it I'm wrapping him up in a soaked blanket and running thru lmao

My god this reminds me when my electric heater exploded next to me when i was asleep

[onyx igloo]

soak yourself

aswell

[vital marten]

Totally, my house burnt down in 2019 and I don’t know what I would’ve done if any of us were actually there, it happened at 2 am and we would’ve all been asleep at that time, and hadn’t ever ran any fire drills

[onyx igloo]

wet clothes

[twin bear]

No fr tho

[toxic relic]

piss your pants.
tactical urination

[twin bear]

Drills are needed fr