#general_chat
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goal break spine,,,
objectives: get ripped, drink milk, ???, break spine
the t's are silent
stud
i think fortnite removed that 1v1 build map where you could scare kids with a secret screamer jumpscare
theyre Ds not Ts
like bros cousin
if they were Ts youd say it stutter

sniffa
is2g chat doesnt know how to speak
its stutter
they are ragebaiting
lmao
puppers we know you cant speak or spell you dont have to repeat yourself
👀
ok first of all you need to be like level 5 friend to use those ballistics thanks
puppers dismantle them
i use nuke

zzz
Oui
imma tell bro to step on the rusty thing
OUI
The heat feels good on my skin as I run another 5 miles
I hate the heat
more heat for you
I wanna live somewhere like middle grounds
Not too hot not too cold
Like Michigan?
Detroit
I'll give puppers a swirlie
good luck finding it
Michigan
fent and steal
PURE MICHIGAN
Well im from Indiana, I was just tossing options out there
Goddamn michigan
Where the minimum wage is like 7 dollars or sum
God awful
hippity hoppity you car is now my property
I WAS SAYING OPTION!
RAAAAAAA
Why are u mad at me handsome
min wage here is like 11
and so close to something better smh

and most jobs offer 15 bucks an hr
7 dollars a mo? thats not even 1 happy meal
ew mcronald
Oh yeah?
You guys wouldn’t accept foreigners, i need work visa and an in
I would work for free because I enjoy the suffering and chaos of being employed.
buffalo is ass
It sounds difficult to get a job in canada
it is 
well, depends on what you want to do I guess
peace bridge more like glow in the dark shithole
minimum wage here still ain't enough
any blue collar work is easily available
Well depending on what route i really wanna go
18 an hr and my rent is still 32% my income
become an armsdealer
until u live in a rural area full of jury riggers, theyd rather build a shit shack than pay me to help
I’m not built for blue collar job
you have to convince them you know more shit even thoguh they are double your age
but i still be roofing
did that actually happen
i need to find work again
😭 had a conversation about plumbing with a 60 yr old
did not end well
me talking carpentry with a 90 yr old
then he wanted to cut some wood so I'm like ok
yes
yeah they ban ppl for dumb shit too
good
mf cuts his hand and doesn't even realize
he bled for like 10 mins until I realized he hadn't realized he sawed into his fuckin hand jfc
did he cut a vien
no just some flab off his thumb
like the webbing
I love when i get on a job and I go "man who painted last these walls look like SHIT"
and the customer goes
"I did"
:(
😭
was it messy
my last job was just covering up wut someone before me fucked up
not really, he only nicked himself
got paid to hide bad woodworking and paintjobs
phew thats good
sometimes I paint over dirt and bugs
LMFAO
my best job is still being paid $400 to install 3 ring cams
EWAWA
wassup
these bugs were on someones floor at some point though
its diff when you find them in dirt
💥 
you do not :D
the rare and majestic invisa-soldier
you dont seem to be protecting the peasants and pigs
how does he not get ran over a honse
what size arms
3
toothpicks
epilepsy
hey i can do like 40 pushups ok
dont skip arm day
its pullups that get me
Horse
army*
puppers aren't you skipping everyday
4x time mode
dum and dumper
put him on a bench rn
225 bench RIGHT NOW
more like overstress 40lbs
yeah 40 pounds of drumsticks
WAHOO
Mod abuse 
Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha, Ging gang goo, ging gang goo
yah like that
theyre heavy
ling lang*
puffs n all
smh
@twin bear My astolfo pfp is better
Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha, Ging gang goo, ging gang goo
wheres that pz chat bill
you from baltimore?
ew baltimore mentioned
B42.12 when?
🗣️
What's wrong with Baltimore?
I only remember two times in my life when I heard about Baltimore
man that so 2024
have you become femboi
One was in that dumb tv series with a pandemic and the navy. For some reason the bad guys were in Baltimore. The other time was in that stupid musical movie
I think it was called hairspray or something
Always
Okay, fun fact
I was one of the few people who watched Cats (2019) at a movie theatre
I regret nothing
i forgot that existed
I never will
i think i saw the og one
Idris Elba is naked in cats (2019)
also the one Transylvania one
Pure cinema
god damn im such a good driver #selfglaze
do the time warp
best uber in fortnite
Don't ask where I got the femboy flanders pic
naw 😭
I always get my vehicles inside
moopy do be selfcest
the forums are real
drippy car
Its so good at drifting
wait so the vehicle rly does affect the stats?
dam no wonder my default ass car is so slow
sabrina CARpenter
24k gold labubu
Wtf is a labubu?
i paid 1 million robuxs to have the one and only spiffo labubu
I have the 24k gold spiffo labubu tho
HELP
Ara labubus one of many stupid gen z trends that become insanely popular for a couple weeks and disappear after that?
for pz?
@vital marten the hop rocks rifle from bunker is so good the fire rate the low recoil the good damage it just shreds
And you get low grav
Wiped out 2 teams with lucky shots before getting one tapped by a mythic revolver
whats that
Ai slop
i have a genuine hatred for labubus i have never felt before
nothing else good comes outta south korean anymore
what good came out of south korea again
why
the song
Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha, Ging gang goo, ging gang goo
in the 90s mcdonalds gave you furbies in thte meal things like keychains and id have 500 of those with piercings
eat that
melted eyes lol
furbies were actually cool
i had a purple one but it scared me when i neglected it and turned evil
yah i remember getting one, and i think it lasted a hour before we put it up on the shelf to "sleep" forever
made my mum turn it good again
it got petrified into an ornament? lol
Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha, Ging gang goo, ging gang goo
i don't want to go to college
what's a walmart
noooo
BINGO
hans landa moment
ging gang?
HE'S FROM BIRMINGUM
GET IM
i'd never live in birmingham
how about my favourite british travel destination, clacton on sea
i live in newcastle it's the city before u get to scotland
and my college is in dirty mackem land
is that a type of biscuit
Bizkit
no
What ru on
darn
new favorite gif
it's a seaside town
thanks fr
Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha, Ging gang goo, ging gang goo
bruh
looks like buffalo underpass
looks nice
just include the gunshots at night
lol
kiel look up byker wall and that's my area where i used to live
no way
it's like the old german wall but british version
my mum got chased by cheryl cole's brother round walker park with a machete
I'm gonna visit
such a lovely tourist site
dont forget these moves
Scav I made space for Tarkov on my ssd, gonna see how it runs
Took me like 3 or 4 hours
bruh there's a housing wiki
😭
average tarkov experience and u didnt even play the game
me tryna mod skyrim (if i breathe on it too heavy it crashes)
what number spiffo did you even get @lilac quarry
I’m still waiting cuz it’s installing SPT
probably worth more than a 24k la bu bu
first issue
literally #1
Man at the pub should got #1
It’s was hard to make 64gb worth of space on my windows drive. My ssd is 250gb.
If I could go back in time I woulda bought it with the 1tb
i like ur pfp
tank you
i just got the funniest fent ad ever
low number do sell
huh?
they just cant make me take it seriously 😭
like tf2 first issues
horse
breh
dude ur name is mindblowing
me finding the paint chips on the floor
oops foprgot to crop my discord doxxed myself lowkey
liar
pupper probably has 500'd
bottom of the barrel
who is this?
bill never gives positive advice
even with a meme pic to follow
would've expected "18,000 water cups"
Hey erm im a homeless bum who need to pay for college. I was wondering if you interested?
im alting rn
he's ulting
it all water weight tho
not gross enough
man we got called for a lift assist for this dude who fell off his bed after having too many beers and he knocked over his modified piss container that also doubled as an ashtray
lmao
so he's laying sideways soaked in dark orange piss and smoke ashes
Disgusting😭😭😭
he's asking us to help him up so I say "how would you like us to do that" and he literally just gets up on his own with no issue
but then, while covered in cigarette ashe and old piss he GETS BACK INTO BED
and gets under the covers
like literally dripping
he does on steam forums
tottally different persona
BAN HIM
thats abuse of pinned messages
what abuse
fill out another form
i see none

bro piss nuked himself
no no, youll get in trouble
i was the one who voted for 5 min cd
the customer is always right

i love the baja slop
how do we lose to bot game lol
sir you were not supposed to dip your balls in the dispenser
leon uses a murse
my favorite genre of coop games are the ones that lobotomizes the players
Friendslop
everyone choose to make the worst decision at all times
what is friendslop
what gam
that what we call the game you buy with your friends and only play over a week
the gif above
then never touch it again
yep
true
what about group torture games that everyone keeps coming back to
80% of chart steam games now
torture is no fun alone

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
wash it down with some alcohol
like in pz
what
ok but what game
fuckin toxic man
i love how villager news is still going
REALLY?
never goon
for how quality the animations are, thats pretty recent in my book
funny that the OWNER doesnt have a say in MY OWN server
THERE IS SHRIMP ON SALE AT THE NEXT EXIT!
Answer a bit faster maybe
Slowwww
to goon is to lose
Nah this is the best mod ever
My favourite t-shirt from that mod is one that says "All Bi Myself"
Peak comedy
real ive always been bi myself in the quarantine zone
sorry I can't lose
lol
Im a gamer and women go near me
i try to explain the lore of reach to women and they run
FUCK YOU CARL
@twin bear holy fuck the game runs so well on ssd
u try streets with it
thats when u know u rly optimized fr
HAHAHAHA
that was the game?
but here's the alcoholic
NO
This gif is hilarious
irl bluey
Just like everybody calling the police when I steal ONE lottery machine by hooking it up to my car and pulling it through the bar window
Fr. Dogs are way smarter
Except my dog... But he is literally mentally challenged so he doesn't count
idk why ppl get mad when i steal an atm machine
ill bring it back when im done fr
Sucks that mental health for dogs doesn't exist... Could be interesting to know wtf he has
if we are all mentally ill were we ill in the first place
thats what i think happened to my old cat named shittail
we had to revive him when he was born
ever since he was a lanky silly boy
i love the wobbly cats on the internet
they wobbly.. but they keep moving and that motivates me
squish faces
Xp
He said helping him was "against natural selection"
12 years later the dog is still alive and the vet died
Which is ironic I guess
vets can be the worst ppl
Imagine saying that about a kid
weirdly enough the local vet here held his wife with a shotgun
Nah he helped my dog. He just tried to lower our expectations
That dog truly was a mess at birth
would rather have the doc tell me the chances are slim than better if its the truth
Ye, odds are, we're going to lose him
Is okay, good even
Helping him is against gods will
Is not
they said i might not be able to use my right arm after wut happened
played basketball a month after my stitches
lmao
What happened?
Ow
real
U ever just sneeze on a smoke and now its lit
Whats an assfollow?
Degeneral chat
The ass can produce all three states of matter
true
this is how we pulling up to raid 2
Bruh if your ass is creating plasma see a doctor
tf does watered cornstarch count as
why no bag
Is this PZ? Which mods are you using?
poor
worst moa ever
:(
dude a sling bag is like 6k
Poor
theres no way you dont have 6k
use only pistols sell everything else
oh spt
with sain
Fabric and appleskin
who else saw b42 multiplayer
Ye i playing spt
I enjoyed it until i needed to do the quests
i didnt enjoy it at all
Got one shot by a rat
its just recycled bosses
not even
reused assets bro wut u expect
was just really underwhelmed i guess
anything but fix the game.
if i wanted money id just hit labs and avoid the horrendous location all together lol
havent played pvp since i tried a scav run this wipe
not that labs is a fuckin cakewalk either lol
scav karma means nothing this wipe
i mean if u dont get cheaters
and u get a good spawn
and avoid fighting ofc haha
my cat love me so much that she had to sit on my certification
mine likes to sit on my mousepad
have they fixed spawns like this in spt
thanks camo I love you so much that I won't draw your bloos
so much shit going on in that clip
noob
i heard it
I need to make a couple slides about diabetic retinopathy
if swag+donuts gets updated they have a thing where bots cant spawn withini x meters of u
i can hear a voiceline or an audio cue so well after playing eft lmao
and god I don't wanna
yeah im very attuned to audio cues
love being able to tell if someones geared or not by footstep alone
i can hear the footsteps of almost anyone across a fucking road this game is lowkey brainwashng me into a grunt fr
i wish the concrete walking sounds were changed
so crunchy
its like labs is dirty asf or smth even thoo theres obviously no pebbls on every floor
BRO THE SHIT I HAVE TO DO IN ANNO 1800 IS FUCKING CRAZY WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAKING 1 CAR per second Isn't ENOUGH FOR 5000 PEOPLE ARE YOU EATING THEM?
yes
they are never happy
I pushed CARL out of the new world and old world to the point my PEOPLE Don't EVEN KNOW WE ARE IN A WAR
gonna suck for the civvies when they try to visit bros territory without knowing 
I BLASTED CARL INTO THE STONE AGE
HE STUCK IN AFRICA
all he has is lobsters
I took his iron to removed his chance of building battle ships
I then took all his oil to push his already limited people to the point of building there homes
I went for his helium next after he decided to bomb my habor
removing his blimps from the sky
yet my people are pissed with me because I don't bring them mail
I fought carl when he pushed me and my people to one island I CLAWS MY WAY TO THE TOP
fr and I hated that they want mail from different regions and islands
but why does it make so much FUCKING MONEY
i'm building the world fair
when this game works boy does it feel good
yet the news make them eat every item I make because one item isn't crafted fast enough
I burned carls ships so I can safety bring cotton to the old world
yet they eat those coats so fast that I can
can't even move to the region
THEY EAT TYPEWRITERS like if it was water
i never survive long enough cuz im a tyrant
even tho they last hundreds of years
i only making money from islands I DON't OWN
Could someone help me in mod support 🙏🏻🙏🏻
the export life is real
I want to make a nice little amusement park
but I need the land
for the typewriters
dude i hate the size of factories
i get it but i dont need a huge facility to produce shit that could be made in a shack
some need power AND I HATE THAT
look what power did to my factories
it a mess
it hurts me
but this is the best way to fit all of them with power
I tried to make it neat but the oil ruined that
look how nice and neat the town side is though
dam id live there
Anno 1800?
you can see that the TRAINS WEREN'T PLANNED
thats a thriving metropolis
yeah i never plan ahead
u should see my cities in tropico hah
yup
how long would a modded server take to initilize?
depends how many
depends on how many you got
trust me I had one that took 30 mins
i feel if i am asking this it stoo long
oh....
bright sand is gonna be different
trying to get these mods to work and i am going through it
I planned the power, the TRAINS. ITS GONNA LOOK OK
now this looks amazing
ur pretty good at planning
not really
you should see the other islands
yo show ur capital fr
just slaped shit around to the point that I try not to look at it
btw alot of my islands are just empty
thats how i ended ww2 as japan in 6 months
i made an oopsie and forgot to plan
I STOLE MOST OF MY LAND
like a true british
the new world is empty but smog for oil and cotton
any island that didn't have that is empty
I still need to build them
I was just on a war path with carl for 3 irl days and I don't remember what i was doing now
but I do have new plan I'm gonna make the smaller islands just a factory or farm land and have people live on the larger island so the mail is easily dealt with
Hi
Hello?
Why are you so mean?
I wanted to know if someone could help me with a bug, so is there a specific channel to ask for help or can I ask for it here in general?
is it a mod bug
or a game bug
Smh
Thank you sir
uh is there a way to remove the "Active Mods" window in -debug mode? its clogging up the pause button...
I would really appreciate it if someone could help me.
lmao all the blue roles took labor day off looks like
What?
so many backed up tickets
oh god you're right
I hope they call off tomorrow
I wouldn't want to deal with that
bread is machoist like that
doing gods work
nuh uhh
yuh uh
why else he has the nagatoro pro pic
imagine having an LOL pfp
is that an animu femboy?

Im only 15 why are all these girls so weird n stuff
The 2nd girl this year has asked me to hit 😭
Why can't they just like project zomboid like me
Or anime
Or dinosaurs
i hit people
I wish thats what she means
Because IM ONLY 15
Im not doing any of that

i say use the sledge hammer next time they ask
ghost her if its an issue tho
I have no mouth but I must scream
hate hate hate <3
There's a video game, if you aren't able to read the book.
erm some video game require basic reading
You took the illiterate trait irl lol
yeah but games won't show the whole story
games but no games
kinda like movies you gotta make some cuts
I know my abc very well since I work at a pharmcy :D
I lowkey don't even add random on snap I was just bored today 😭 and now I remember why
I could tell she was a freaky person when she sent a pic of her body instead of her face when I didnt even ask for a Pic 😭
its not even a book its a short story, 11 pages
it only 11 pages?
oh then I just read it when I'm done with my slides
I thought it was a like a whole story with chapters and stuff
no
i have no game and i must game
I have no goon but I must goon
abt dam time
that short story is also the name of a collection of short stories, but the one people talk about is the former
I just woke up after 3yrs of sleep to ask about friendly npcs
and ill be damned if i ever wear that fuckin wack ass issued kit
plate carrier? thats not how u should call a waiter
Me and my fellow thinkers
I can do that for the cost of one Taco Bell meal.
did you get to do anything about it
theres nothing we can do
speaking of doing nothing bro still has no face
i refuse to attempt eyes
Hmmm, why Taco Bell?
I did not enjoy the toilet's brutalist makeover
he was rather poorly drawn
What the riv doing?
Omg inot
Optionally, any mexican food or Hot Wings.
I love inot
will scugposting make you feel better
I can make you homemade wings
Kapow
Get yo butt down here
Northflowo is amazing
Someone can help me?
the tale of the ribulet.
sort of a spiritual successor to spearmaster's top surgery.
Characters (most from Rain World Downpour):
- ribulet
- some guy (voiced by Revolvius https://www.youtube.com/@Revolvius)
- looks to the moon (voiced by egguca https://x.com/egguca)
- five pebbles (voiced by Lizard)
- overseer
Music:
- Trance Music for Racin...
i dont have any pink goop
chat
it has come to my attention that some people would consider a 6 piece chimken nuggets a whole meal
that BAFFLES me
fan deul lets you play any game you want with satruday sports boost

aint even a snack.
fr
6 overcooked chicken chunks
thats the equivalent of 4 singular crispsp
a good meal is rice, soup and a something hearty
or a stick of butter
peak recovery food
something like a heap of fried veg in sauce or tofu chilli or etc etc
mix with the soup and rice
eat until full
egg drop soup
bangin'
i like egg drop soup
svd my beloved
same
i think egg drop soup is actually a breakfast food
boutta dish out pain
its streets ill be fine
emotional or physical
nah i mean ur the shooter
true
knowing tarkov player both
(head, eyes) (932m)
that fat fuck at lexos better spawn
fr
or better yet give me kolontay i have yet to see that man
lame ass ability tho
pov u played woods eu servers
6 nuggets is like nothing???
exactly
what kind of nuggets yall talking bout
mcronald slop i assume
who keeps impregnating these posts i see the reactions lol
no joke they are
i fw sams club food sometimes
is cheaper to get a frozen bag of chimken nuggs and cook them urself
Raccoon*
or this random ass orange chicken bag thats in chinese at the local food mart
roadkill flavor
🫃
wait... actually?
me when i see someone with neat handwriting
(Fancy mf..)
sleppy is preggers congrats
hashbrowns are like 4 dollars each when i could get a kilo of frozen hashbrowns for 3.5
i fucking love those
bimsnes
i also like the very not english english muffins
chips are 4.7 for one portion when i could get a kilo of french fry, steakhouse, curly or straight chips for 3.1-3.5 dollars
ur paying a premium for someone to just chuck some slop into a fryer
mcdonalds was never good ppl just got rose tinted glasses for it fr
eh mcdingus is aight if it werent for the price
i dont like mcdonalds
true i do prefer burger king tho
capitalism
bruh
burger kind and mcdonalds suck,
im not interested in getting a burger from a fast food chain because they all come out the same
ohhhh I thought you said THAN not AND








