general_chat

[toxic relic]

time is a flat circle

[karmic jetty]

now write a song about genchat safety act

in my honour

[toxic relic]

what honour

[karmic jetty]

for honour

[twin bear]

You dishonor your family with LOL goon gallery

[toxic relic]

your honour, that was not an improvised explosive device, clearly it was made with exceptional skill

[burnt kite]

idoit

[stone meadow]

what do you do

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ied-better-call-saul-bomb-your-honor-gif-24668812

[toxic relic]

my uncle has kept pictures of tom of finland in his wallet for decades

im carrying on the legacy

[twin bear]

Ton of Finland

[stone meadow]

im gonna need everyone to dm me their IDs and face scans to prove rheyre over 18

[twin bear]

Tom*

[subtle shoal]

suomiland

[stone meadow]

everyone under gets banned

[toxic relic]

i dont think i can post pictures of who tom of finland is

[subtle shoal]

I love finland

[twin bear]

Googled

Was not disappointed

[subtle shoal]

im like a weaboo but for finland

[subtle shoal]

oh wow

[twin bear]

I like anyone but americans

[toxic relic]

lol

fair enough

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-singing-ai-tomfoolery-gif-159503945361969549

[toxic relic]

what about british people

[subtle shoal]

americans are always so loud

[twin bear]

Brits aRe

Are*

Well brits

[toxic relic]

british people going to spain for an "exotic holiday" where they just go to spanish chippys and sit on the beach for 12 hours

its like aussies going to bali

[karmic jetty]

u wont get to see my glorious face for free

[subtle shoal]

no wonder spanish people hate tourists

[thin wedge]

nothing beats a jet2 holiday

[toxic relic]

what is that from

people keep saying it

[twin bear]

How could u not hate tourists

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/jet2-holiday-gif-666349816100563510

[karmic jetty]

whats wrong with tourists

[twin bear]

I see fucking Indian tourists in this shitass town cuz it's "homestyle" america

[subtle shoal]

loud

[karmic jetty]

🦅

[subtle shoal]

annoying

[twin bear]

There's no reason to be here bro

[karmic jetty]

let them spend their clams

[thin wedge]

they fuel your economy fr

[twin bear]

They don't even do that since they're not paying these god forsaken prices

[toxic relic]

america in so much debt they just turn everything into a tourist destination

[heavy ivy]

tourists can please leave
you are driving the housing prices up sob

[subtle shoal]

volvo island 2 fr

[heavy ivy]

i respect desiring the nature here but please please wait like five years so the market can recover

[twin bear]

Yeah and stop coming in ur jackets the place isn't an ice cap

[karmic jetty]

market can recover

housing bubble never burst

theyve been saying that for a decade

[thin wedge]

yes come see the most stamped copy and paste towns

[subtle shoal]

come to houston

[toxic relic]

you can see the polution over new york

[subtle shoal]

youll love

[heavy ivy]

don't worry we'll just raise the debt limit itll be fine

[karmic jetty]

debt isnt real

[heavy ivy]

correct!

[toxic relic]

money isnt real

[twin bear]

There was smog over buffalo so bad u couldn't go outside

[karmic jetty]

like i dont get itll never be fully paid

[heavy ivy]

correct!

[subtle shoal]

return to a hunter gatherer lifestyle

[toxic relic]

we just made up debt and money

[twin bear]

Glad i moved to a countryside town

[subtle shoal]

in the mongolian steppes

[thin wedge]

someone farded

[toxic relic]

hey, where do you live bro?
buffalo

[twin bear]

The whale came out that year

[toxic relic]

crazy

[heavy ivy]

we should go back to: i do a nice thing or labor and you feed me and teach me

[toxic relic]

congratz

gay whale

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bison-sniff-tongue-car-funny-animals-gif-8137819

[twin bear]

Bro wut is the whale even abt

[stone meadow]

they also call themselves "expats" when immigrating somewhere else but anyone coming to the uk are "immigrants" who are just here to waste goverment money (they leveraged the higher wages and buying power of the british pound to buy property in a poorer country and take advantage of all the goverment benefits they can get)

[toxic relic]

we should go back to mutual aid and community

[karmic jetty]

someday

[burnt kite]

hed rather have a buffalo

[toxic relic]

british delusion

[karmic jetty]

the masculine urge to serve a lord and do dishes and stuff

[heavy ivy]

amen
we all lift together

[stone meadow]

that doesnt sound masculine

[subtle shoal]

return to tribal communities

[burnt kite]

take a diarrhea dump in his ear

[thin wedge]

masculine
zeel

[stone meadow]

the masculine urge to assassinate a lord and plunge a territory into a bloody civil war

[burnt kite]

hed rather eat the rotten asshole

[toxic relic]

the masculine urge to piss over a second story balcony

[twin bear]

Being a chambermaid would be peak

[subtle shoal]

i have a better idea

[burnt kite]

of a roadkilled skunk and will down it with beer

[heavy ivy]

that's not masculine, that's bethesda

[subtle shoal]

throw shit off a four story balcony

[toxic relic]

ive pissed off a balcony

[twin bear]

Throw a journalist off said balcony

[subtle shoal]

they call me the brown bomber

[stone meadow]

the monkey urge to throw shit

[toxic relic]

it really was cinema

[twin bear]

No schemes here

[toxic relic]

man its so hard to throw shit

its hard to aim your shit out right too

[twin bear]

Monkey got skills

[subtle shoal]

have you tried?

[stone meadow]

shit better shit

[toxic relic]

no comment. 🤓

[waxen cedar]

What did I just walk in on here gang

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-shadow-of-chernobyl-chornobyl-chernobyl-gif-3707974255428954678

[subtle shoal]

guilty man

[karmic jetty]

wheres the schedule 1 update

[toxic relic]

shitting into a plastic bag but missing half the bag and spending 4 hours trying to get the smell out of the carpet

[subtle shoal]

not coming

[karmic jetty]

also i found out what schedule 1 means

[waxen cedar]

idk use the beta function

[toxic relic]

trying to mask the shit bag smell as you walk down the stairs of an apartment complex

discreetly throwing away the shit and aggressively spraying disinfectant on your clothes

couldnt be me, right guys

[wide zephyr]

huh

[twin bear]

Fucking hot coffee man, quite literally poured it on my hand in the dark

[heavy ivy]

run that shit under cool water

[toxic relic]

missing the hole, just like the shit

[twin bear]

Yeah gotta put cream on my hand now

Yipee this is gonna get worse later

[subtle shoal]

ill eat my instant ramen now

[karmic jetty]

imma watch antscanada

[twin bear]

Just to show the coffee who's boss

Imma drink the rest

In front of its children

[thin wedge]

i wonder where in evolution we stop throwing shit

smh

[toxic relic]

never

[thin wedge]

REAL

our shit throwing only got advanced

[twin bear]

Even if we evolve into shit shooters

[toxic relic]

you never seen someone throw shit? smh havent been outside at 3 am in a city

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/trebuchet-piano-flaming-piano-piano-trebuchet-isaactea-gif-14757414813063914165

[twin bear]

We'll still be slinging shit in 3488

[neon bramble]

orbital shit bombardment

[subtle shoal]

i live in a city with under 100k people

[thin wedge]

surface to air shitters

[subtle shoal]

nothing happens after like 11 PM

[twin bear]

Gotta get rid of waste somehow

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/flying-porta-potty-gif-15356380

[toxic relic]

how do you know the number

[subtle shoal]

google

[thin wedge]

google

[subtle shoal]

what do you think

i counted all of them

[toxic relic]

there are no cities with under 100k people

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/time-gentlemen-please-population-zero-population-0-population-one-population-1-gif-14827016980110683114

[toxic relic]

i dont think its classified as a city with under 100k people

[subtle shoal]

oop nvm, just barely above 100k

[toxic relic]

wait

[subtle shoal]

neat

[thin wedge]

did they just birth 18908 ppl overnight

must be one horny town

[twin bear]

Cloning!?!?!

Explain urself nerd

[thin wedge]

CLONING???

GARY???

aha gary!

[subtle shoal]

we have nothing else to do other than prepare for war or idk, smoking

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/vats-fallout-target-vault-108-gif-12021170

[subtle shoal]

GARY!!!!

[twin bear]

Gary? GARY GARYYY

[thin wedge]

Gaaaaary

[twin bear]

AH! HAHAHAHA GARYY

Epic quotes

2025

[thin wedge]

gary do be quotable

[subtle shoal]

epic quotes of 2029

[toxic relic]

europe?

[thin wedge]

like hes the morgan freeman of fallout

[subtle shoal]

yeah

[toxic relic]

oh uh

i think i found it

lol

[subtle shoal]

awkward...

[thin wedge]

ur a peein do love to smoke and think about war fr

[toxic relic]

[twin bear]

Imagine arguing with an aot fan abt neotokyo not being slop

Couldn't be me

[toxic relic]

bruh

[subtle shoal]

smoke and war

[toxic relic]

they lose the moment they say theyre an aot fan

[subtle shoal]

the cycle of a europoor

[toxic relic]

attack on titan sucks

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-up-gif-20126756

[twin bear]

Only good for the few episodes in the beginning seasons, then it went so downhill

With the whole sister loving shit too

Ewww

[thin wedge]

Go watch claymore or summthing

[twin bear]

Mfers instantly show their red flags when they mention enjoying that typa shit

[thin wedge]

or live leaks

[toxic relic]

real

"my favourite anime is fairy tail"

[twin bear]

Why yes i enjoy coffin and aot

[toxic relic]

bruh

insane

[twin bear]

Bro needs to respawn lmao

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/dive-dive-dive-dive-penguins-madagascar-penguins-of-madagascar-gif-16570267519841769586

[twin bear]

These days anything with edge passes as class

Five nights at freddies dating sim is NOT hard kiddo

[toxic relic]

always been that way bro

you're just old enough to see it from the other side

[twin bear]

True like those old MC music videos i watched

Take back the night is epic slop tho

[toxic relic]

lol

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf-memes-security-breach-spongebob-meme-spongebob-gif-11797868408481356508

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-freddy-five-nights-at-freddy's-jumpscare-fnaf-is-so-fun-you-should-try-it-gif-9149056228084803776

[twin bear]

The fnaf fangames be scarier than the real thing

[subtle shoal]

absolute nothingburger of a game

[thin wedge]

alway bet on nothing

[toxic relic]

this give is funny enough that it ruined every fnaf game for me
whenever the clips of the jumpscares pop up i just think of the bear soyjacking

[twin bear]

It is kinda truth tho

The lame ass jumpscare

[karmic jetty]

oh cholera czy to fraddy fazbear

ur ur ur ur ur ur

🐻

[twin bear]

Only "scary" part abt it is being caught off guard when a loud sound plays

[toxic relic]

yeah i agree the horror almost soley comes from jumpscares

true

[twin bear]

Joy of creation meanwhile at least let me play walking and heavy breathing sim

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/golden-freddy-dançando-gif-1331357974706780990

[subtle shoal]

polska 🇵🇱

[karmic jetty]

fnaf isnt horror

[subtle shoal]

for 10 year olds it is

what is the FNAF franchise up to nowadays

genuinely havent heard of fnaf since security breach

[karmic jetty]

idk 500 books 50 games but none of it makes any lick or sense unless ur a turbo nerd theorist

[thin wedge]

movie

fnaf 2 soon

[karmic jetty]

ill watch it

[thin wedge]

i sleep to it

like a yaptuber

https://tenor.com/view/number7-top10-spooky-skull-gif-15423786

[twin bear]

Fr

Top 10 frebby fazbear fanfics

[thin wedge]

it been years and hollywood still can't follow the source

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-26104493

[subtle shoal]

because CLEARLY hollywood knows better than the source material

[toxic relic]

world war zee

i am legend

[twin bear]

I wish there was more pans labyrinth stuff around

[toxic relic]

a monster calls

[thin wedge]

for games

for some reason they can read

[twin bear]

Nah lets make another Ryan Reynolds slop movie

[thin wedge]

but not a game summary

[thin wedge]

ryan reynolds is

signalis

[toxic relic]

bro, im fucking enraged at the movie version of a monster calls

they removed all the gay parts

i read that book 3 times, i know the gay parts, the movie removes them

[toxic relic]

fuck you movie

[thin wedge]

christianity

[twin bear]

They keep removing homosexuality when I want it the most

[toxic relic]

liam neeson can suck my nuts

[thin wedge]

gotta keep it safe for liam nutson

[toxic relic]

they cast liam neeson as the tree

worst casting

[thin wedge]

[twin bear]

The memes lmao

[toxic relic]

the tree is the monster

sort of

fervently angry at a movie no one's ever watched or heard of

[twin bear]

I don't try to watch movies with bro in it

Can only be taken so many times

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

i never read the books but i rmbr loving the movie sm

[twin bear]

Big ass bugs making noise next to the window

[toxic relic]

bruh, blasphemy

[karmic jetty]

i thought it was good

[toxic relic]

of course youd like it

you never read the real story

just the watered down bs version WITHOUT THE GAY PARTS

[twin bear]

Wwz is a prime example of movie watchers not knowing the true lore

[karmic jetty]

are the gay parts important

[twin bear]

Yes

[thin wedge]

Yes

[toxic relic]

the main character is gay bro, they removed the part where the bully finds out and bullies the kid about it which furthers the plot point

its a huge part of the internal struggle dude

[karmic jetty]

oh

[twin bear]

Huge character development from those parts

[toxic relic]

ive read every patrick ness book

[twin bear]

Lots of self acceptance

[karmic jetty]

a diff type of monster calls

[toxic relic]

a monster calls, the question and answer trilogy, the rest of us just live here

they massacred the book

[toxic relic]

exactly dude

if you knew the plot youd understand how the self acceptance is even more important

crazy

[twin bear]

Without feeling the way he does he wouldn't have overcome anything

He woulda just sucked

[karmic jetty]

couldnt the movie just stand on its own

[toxic relic]

malding over book

[karmic jetty]

why do book re*aders always do this

[toxic relic]

the movie SUCKED though

[twin bear]

U can't overcome adversity without suffering first

[toxic relic]

because the movies suck

of course you compare to the books

cause its an adaptation

[twin bear]

U mentioned i am legend

[toxic relic]

yessir

the book way better

the book i am legend made me feel the way roadside picnic made me feel

[twin bear]

😭 only part I liked were the doggo parts in the movie

[toxic relic]

more philosophical

[toxic relic]

dont read the book then

if you're attached to the dog dont read it

[twin bear]

The main character went thru so much shit

[toxic relic]

if you want an interesting conversation about humanity then read it

[twin bear]

What was that movie abt the guy who kept the gun for his kid in case the cannibals found him

Can't remember the name now

Bro had one bullet and wasn't taking ANY chances of his son becoming a meat farm

[toxic relic]

[twin bear]

Movie is fucked up its like in the post apocalypse

[toxic relic]

the road?

[twin bear]

Might be

Mc has a beard

[toxic relic]

?

[twin bear]

Yeah

[toxic relic]

also a book adaptation lmao

[twin bear]

The cannibal basement scene was horrific

Yeah never read the book i assume it's way worse

[karmic jetty]

whats that movie called where theres zombas and the daughter was bit and the family spend the rest of her time together

[thin wedge]

man every post apoc genre got thr shopping cart

EXPECT PZ

[toxic relic]

cdda

[thin wedge]

mid game

[twin bear]

Lol fr

[toxic relic]

cdda trolley is the best

[twin bear]

I think shopping carts are smart until u needa go offroad

[livid notch]

Lotg is now approaching your location rapidly

[thin wedge]

I love my 12 in 1 trolley

[karmic jetty]

just use offfoad tires

[twin bear]

I remember this silly ass zombie movie warm bodies

[toxic relic]

cargo? maggie?

[karmic jetty]

hahaha i like that moovie

[karmic jetty]

the latter i think

[subtle shoal]

gotta make horrid logistics now 🔥

[twin bear]

I thought it was funny but not znation funny

[toxic relic]

znation is cinema

warm bodies is ya trash

[twin bear]

U snd ur number crunching

Zweed anyone

[subtle shoal]

zeed

[toxic relic]

"love can make you human again "

bruh

doodoo diaper plot

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/10k-doc-10k-z-nation-doc-z-nation-have-you-been-gif-13857796

[subtle shoal]

sure

whateva ye seay

[karmic jetty]

is a silly movie

[toxic relic]

its bad bro

[twin bear]

I wished dead rising was more goofy

[toxic relic]

nicholas hoult always plays the worst guys in the worst things

[twin bear]

Almost hit the spot for goof zombie killing but didn't have pingpong launcher

[subtle shoal]

MEXICO IS DOOMED!

[toxic relic]

no wonder it was so easy to hate him in superman

[twin bear]

I get emo vibes from bro

Idk why

[toxic relic]

he was in skins

ogs remember the scene

[twin bear]

I am gonna assume it's best idk wut that is

[toxic relic]

its a trashy british teen show

[twin bear]

Pov u watched the mechanist

[toxic relic]

like inbetweeners

[twin bear]

Oh

Oh

Complete opposite of wut I thought it'd be

[toxic relic]

yeah lol

he was in the first season

played an uber douche

[twin bear]

Lmaoo

Prolly pure pain to watch

[toxic relic]

indeed

you're too young and too american to know it

youd probably like inbetweeners

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/spec-savers-drop-scared-gif-16121297

[toxic relic]

but its slop tv lol

https://tenor.com/view/ooh-friend-gif-21976395

[twin bear]

I hate dramas

[toxic relic]

real

its more of an offbeat comedy

[karmic jetty]

eee ahh eee ahh

[twin bear]

I alrdy hear enough abt whoz cheating on who ong

I enjoy comedy

Comedy is best served firing hot 🗣️
With a side of controversy

[toxic relic]

lol its 2000s comedy

just gay jokes, slurs, and racism

[twin bear]

Not even the bigbang type of 2000s comedy dam

[karmic jetty]

real

2000s movies are so raunchy and tupid

[twin bear]

Hey i liked bugs life

Bish

[toxic relic]

bugs life is class war movie

cinema

[karmic jetty]

cinema

[twin bear]

Fr tho

[toxic relic]

bugs life and tf one are class war

https://tenor.com/view/a-bugs-life-and-figure-that-out-there-our-way-gif-23029293

[twin bear]

All those movies warned us

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/micheal-orcherds-micheal-orcherd-orcherd-orcherds-fallout-new-vegas-gif-2699945460333569935

[karmic jetty]

THOSE PUNY LITTLE ANTS OUTNUMBER US 100 TO 1

[toxic relic]

people been warning us since forever bro

[twin bear]

Caveman drawings depicting nfts and tesla bots ong

But they have been warning us forever

[karmic jetty]

warn this warn that

why didnt they do anything are they tupid

[twin bear]

Who's to say that the day of reckoning is a literal term anyway

[subtle shoal]

shameful

[toxic relic]

we try bro

we always trying

[karmic jetty]

should warn more

[twin bear]

Friggin noobs didn't develop antibodies to fight the plague

Hey fart should I try making some humanity lost ships in SE

I feel like it'll go hard

[toxic relic]

do it bro

[karmic jetty]

make it in yes womans land

[subtle shoal]

fake cave paintings, lace them with anthrax and then when people get sick while visiting those caves you can make some BS about how its actually cursed

brilliant idea

[twin bear]

I got told my drawing looked professional by my mom, I love her to death but u ain't gotta lie this is how kids grow up thinking their shit doesn't stink

[toxic relic]

real

constructive criticism

[karmic jetty]

sounds like a good mom

[twin bear]

Meanwhile my brother is giving me a thousand things i could have did diff

[toxic relic]

i wouldnt know i never had a mom

steamhappy

[twin bear]

My moms done silly stuff but I thank allah I'm still able to see her everday

https://tenor.com/view/ashton-hall-ahston-hall-instagram-fitness-instagram-running-instagram-guy-running-instagram-fitness-expert-gif-1603647402414861022

Omw to drop the nephew off at school

[toxic relic]

dude runs like he's constantly mid forward stumbl

i keep waiting for him to finish falling

[twin bear]

His muscles are too fucking dehydrated

Why do ppl keep killing their bodies for looks

[toxic relic]

idk man

just eat good and work out sometimes

[twin bear]

The weights outside are calling

I should honestly just say fuck it and fix my schedule for a workout week

Been sleeping during daytime and it's a bad sign for my mindset

[subtle shoal]

this guy is capable of stopping time entirely

[toxic relic]

WRONG

only one speedster can control the speed force at a time

[subtle shoal]

jumps into a pool at 7:57 am, lands in the pool at 7:59 am

[toxic relic]

this is what stopped barry from changing the timeline in flashpoint paradox

[stone meadow]

thats my tis powers

[toxic relic]

when reverse flash kept blocking him from using it

🤓

[twin bear]

I have so much respect for Barry

[subtle shoal]

into the barryverse

[stone meadow]

i dont

idk why i just wanna be contrarian

[subtle shoal]

ok

[toxic relic]

flash barry or barry,63

[subtle shoal]

63

[twin bear]

Typical frogski day

[stone meadow]

mmmm mmm chip

[subtle shoal]

6 3

6 7

https://tenor.com/view/6-7-taylen-kinney-skrilla-doot-doot-taylen-gif-908213130658042049

[twin bear]

Yummy platinum chip

[stone meadow]

that was a reach

https://tenor.com/view/reach-halo-dogtags-remember-gif-27077445

[toxic relic]

reach for dis dick lmao gottem

[subtle shoal]

this made me choke on my drink

[twin bear]

Spartans never die

[stone meadow]

i want them to do a second halo warbond

[twin bear]

They just go mia

[stone meadow]

with more stuff in it

[subtle shoal]

the worst joke ever

[toxic relic]

damn almost worked

[subtle shoal]

metro or halo

[twin bear]

Me with halo wars as well

I rly enjoyed the idea

[stone meadow]

metro spartans die a lot

[twin bear]

Don't make me do this

[subtle shoal]

yeah they do

metro is a real good franchise

[twin bear]

I'd rather be a fucking broke ass bandit in metro than the most elite spartan in halo

Their existence is pain and maintenance

[neon bramble]

the competence tax

[twin bear]

Also spartans regularly fight in their 50s

[neon bramble]

only human units that can truly compete with the covenant on an even footing

[twin bear]

U wanna be fighting for half a century

[neon bramble]

you only get the worst battles

[twin bear]

Yep

[stone meadow]

well to be fair thats more their technical age

rather than biological

[twin bear]

True

[stone meadow]

they can probably live a long time too though

[twin bear]

They can

But not many live long

Also some kind of

Take the cure

[stone meadow]

theres like 14 spartan 2s left or some shit

[twin bear]

In lore i think there was a spartan who killed himself and a group of marines in an outburst

Might have been a fan story tho i can't remember

[stone meadow]

damn i was right on the money it is 14

[twin bear]

Yeah they're dying off

Spartan 2s went thru some SHIT

[subtle shoal]

time to game

[stone meadow]

actually out of about 35 successful spartan 2s 14 active ones isnt bad

[twin bear]

What were the spartans that were basically roided odsts again

[stone meadow]

thats not terrible survival odds

probably better than a marines

[neon bramble]

how long of a timeline

[twin bear]

For being kidnapped kids yeah fr

Yk the coolest part abt halo

Even the civis go head to head with the covvies

Even when they know they'll die

[neon bramble]

I thought you were going to say the MAC cannons

[twin bear]

It's all or nothing for those people

[neon bramble]

love the big fat spinal guns

https://tenor.com/view/halo-unsc-frigate-forerunner-dreadnought-covenant-battlecruiser-gif-7239436050503624323

[twin bear]

MAC rounds show phantoms who the boss is

I think mac rounds are massive

[neon bramble]

no shit aint humanity basically losing on almost every front

[twin bear]

Like huge huge

They alrdy lost in reality

[plain pewter]

What game is this

[twin bear]

If it wasn't for the elite insurrection

[neon bramble]

doesn't have to be

[stone meadow]

around 2525 to 2552

[twin bear]

We'd be cooked

[neon bramble]

f = ma

[stone meadow]

cant find when exactly spartan 2s entered the war

[neon bramble]

the violence formula

[stone meadow]

they were 14 in 2525 supposedly

[twin bear]

We were still using spartans against insurgents during the beginning of the war

[stone meadow]

so probably a bit later than that

[twin bear]

We didn't take covvies seriously lmao

Big mistake

[subtle shoal]

ca

[stone meadow]

not like it would have made a big difference anyway tbh

[plain pewter]

is that warhammer

[twin bear]

Yeah it wouldnt have

[plain pewter]

Btw Heretic seems great

[twin bear]

Those spartans were ass

[plain pewter]

the song

[twin bear]

It is

I enjoy a7x

[plain pewter]

I'm listening to it on my ontrac

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/heretic-halo2-arbiter-grunts-gif-19621018

[stone meadow]

id hate to fight in that war, even grunts who are cannon fodder to the players in the game are these almost average male height sized bundled of thick skin and muscle, who were fighting from birth

and your armour doesnt count for shit except for shrapnel

[twin bear]

Don't forget man they're stronger than most adult males

They can rip ur arm off

[stone meadow]

most? id say like all

escept spartans ofc

[plain pewter]

if you were fighting in that war you would be one of them tho

[twin bear]

Spartans can barely 1v1 a shipmaster

It's sad

[stone meadow]

theyre like if chimps were given steroids and guns

and armour

[twin bear]

I fw grunts heavily

[neon bramble]

and know how to use them well

[stone meadow]

and your armour doesnt stop any plasma shots

[twin bear]

I like to think they integrated somewhat after h3

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-energy-sword-zealot-sangheili-gif-6773751963722748982

[stone meadow]

if anything your armour probably makes it worse

get hit by a plasma shot and your armour gets stuck to your skin

[plain pewter]

It's tough if you calculate it as an individual

[twin bear]

I bet grunts would work rly well in the unsc

[plain pewter]

but they see themselves as a collective

[twin bear]

Remember the star wars blaster injury art. Like that but worse

[plain pewter]

nowadays they survive a saber stab

[twin bear]

Energy swords tho

FUCK tryna fight elites

[stone meadow]

are energy swords hot or sharp

[neon bramble]

normal people in energy sword range is fucked

[twin bear]

I feel like they're hot

[plain pewter]

both?

[stone meadow]

i feel like its hardlight typa deal

really sharp

[twin bear]

Energy swords are plasma based i think?

[plain pewter]

they cut with heat so?

[twin bear]

No wait that's the carbine and shi

[toxic hawk]

Warframe clears the halo verse

[twin bear]

Warframe is gooner game

[stone meadow]

dont think anyone was arguing that

warframe is all about overpowered bullshit

[neon bramble]

power scaling is lame anyway

[twin bear]

Fr

[neon bramble]

ruined scp

[toxic hawk]

Huh ? What were yall talking about ?

[twin bear]

Like no wonder doom guy slaps chief

[toxic hawk]

I just typed that in because I thought of it

[twin bear]

We just messing around

[neon bramble]

same

[stone meadow]

i think as long as what verses youre comparing has some sort of rules that tie them down its alright

[twin bear]

Guys hear me out

I draw lore accurate halo battles

[stone meadow]

like comparing the halo verse to something also futuristic but realistic

[twin bear]

Gore included

[toxic hawk]

Halo and warhammer

[stone meadow]

comparing dbz to opm is pointless for example

[plain pewter]

I got a neosaber irl

[stone meadow]

dont think warhammer counts there

literal gods exist

[neon bramble]

nobody has warp analog

[plain pewter]

It's a modest hilt but it's got good light

[toxic hawk]

Halo and mass effect

[twin bear]

Halo and red faction are similar

[stone meadow]

thats probablt closer

[plain pewter]

I'm practicing the Obi Ani spin

[twin bear]

Way closer yeah

[plain pewter]

and like the lightsaber forms

Shii Cho

Makashi

[twin bear]

Halo is in a weird spot

[neon bramble]

halo vs starcraft

[stone meadow]

pre bungie and post bungie are 2 different power levels though for halo

[twin bear]

I love starcrafts art

[neon bramble]

thinking about it starcraft is kinda cracked

[twin bear]

Post bungie icky

[stone meadow]

pre bungie its somewhat grounded post bungie we got sleeping gods and shit

[toxic hawk]

I'd say warframe and Warhammer but I feel warframe is still too op

[neon bramble]

mass power armor and magnet guns for their infantry

[stone meadow]

the enemies theyre up against are no slouches either

[twin bear]

Btw also 90 percent prisoners

[neon bramble]

they're still normies under the power armor but their power armor is very good

aint that dominion marines

[twin bear]

The description for legendary mode is real

Can you survive their onslaught?

[twin bear]

I think so

[toxic hawk]

The answer is no

[twin bear]

Been awhile since I played starcraft

[stone meadow]

i think halo is decently grounded as far as futuristic shit goes

i can see that stuff being real

[neon bramble]

it is

[toxic hawk]

Does the spartan program have any side effects on the body

[twin bear]

Bot lobbies the covvies said

[stone meadow]

except for the obvious like having 762x51 nato exist 500 years later

[twin bear]

Yes

It can kill u years later

[neon bramble]

the augmentation is pretty tame

[toxic hawk]

What's the average lifespan of a spartan

[neon bramble]

compared to warhammer fusing your ribcage

[twin bear]

70 fighting years

[stone meadow]

half the initial subjects didnt survive tho

[twin bear]

Easy

[stone meadow]

and half that did didnt take to them well

[twin bear]

They were 5 years old

On average

[toxic hawk]

They be pulling some project.moon shot putting people into robots and driving them insane

[neon bramble]

considering they created the spartans under wartime conditions

not bad

[twin bear]

Stolen and replaced with rotting flashclones

If u haven't watch halo legends

Epic lore in it

[neon bramble]

pmoon got nothing on warhammer

everything is over the top on purpose

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-nope-shield-explode-explosion-gif-5596380

[twin bear]

Warhammer founders even said it's pure masculine war mongering

[stone meadow]

did you see the forum post as well lol

[toxic hawk]

Blinked in an interval of 10 seconds ? Treason, get shot in the head

[neon bramble]

what forum post

[twin bear]

Fucking loved oddball

Makes me want a halo anime series

But one based on a realistic halo setting ofc

[neon bramble]

an entire planet executed via planetkiller over a funny magic drawing on the wall

[toxic hawk]

Can't be real

[stone meadow]

nvm wrong verse

[twin bear]

Who's gonna tell bro abt cadia

[neon bramble]

this is considered a reasonable response to chaos

[toxic hawk]

Is chaos whatever they don't agree with

[neon bramble]

no

it's actual supernatural influence

[twin bear]

Fun fact cadia wasn't lost until the imperium blew it tf up

[toxic hawk]

Is chaos bad

[twin bear]

It's not a meme in the lore it can literally corrupt u

Even the small shit

[neon bramble]

in a gross understatement, yes

[toxic hawk]

What is a salamander

[neon bramble]

it will likely involve getting soul-fucked for the rest of eternity

[twin bear]

Drawing art is heresy if it's not for the empire

[toxic hawk]

Damn. Just put me out

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-adeptus-astartes-pariah-nexus-salamanders-space-marines-gif-3801380895644044169

Best chapter

[neon bramble]

yes, that's how most people will react to being put in the warhammer verse

[twin bear]

They actually care abt the ppl

Scared the death korps in a battle for shelling their own men

[toxic hawk]

Is the emperor of mankind a chill dude

[neon bramble]

send it anyway

[twin bear]

The emperor is dead

[neon bramble]

I think emps is fascinating, for what I've been told are the wrong reasons

[twin bear]

He's a skeleton in a throne holding back chaos

[neon bramble]

he's a thing pretending at being a man

[twin bear]

I think he's a god

[neon bramble]

a weird case of a god wanting to be among men

[twin bear]

No way he's the strongest physker

He's a god using humanity

[neon bramble]

but he dosen't want to admit it lmao

[toxic hawk]

He got cool armor i guess

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-emperor-of-mankind-emperor-fact-check-status-gif-13352391829204374648

[neon bramble]

all of his mistakes stem from his refusal to admit he isn't just a man and misunderstanding people as a consequence

[twin bear]

Even fucking nurgle cares abt his people

[toxic hawk]

Everyone cares about their people in their own unique way

[twin bear]

Kinda crazy when ppl turn to chaos for a serenade

[toxic hawk]

I guess

[twin bear]

I'd rather be an ork boi than an imperial scum bag

[half kettle]

heheh its jimeo deo drogon

[neon bramble]

there's only one god that loves his people in 40k in a way we recognize as parental love

[half kettle]

heallo

[toxic hawk]

What up mint

[neon bramble]

and it's a fuckin clown god in some hidden pocket dimension

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-thousand-yard-stare-stare-tiktok-wtf-gif-12206044702998985154

Ik who u mean

[icy vigil]

Jesus 🙏

[twin bear]

Jesus in 40k would be badass

Lmao

[half kettle]

i loooooooove drinking caffeine

[twin bear]

Die heretics for I bring you light

[half kettle]

its like a cheatcode to sleep deprivation

[twin bear]

I just drink three cups coffee

[icy vigil]

he is in 40k

[twin bear]

Same

[half kettle]

are we talking about 40k lore\

[icy vigil]

Olaniuss persson is catholic

and if he believes hard enough

jesus can become a warp god

[twin bear]

The power of Christ compels the warp

[twin bear]

Eminem warp god

[icy vigil]

anyone can be a warp entity

[twin bear]

Like commissars be doing all the time

[neon bramble]

not everyone will enjoy it though

[twin bear]

Silly mfers going mia

[neon bramble]

gellar field failure :)

[twin bear]

Travelling thru the warp would be ass

[neon bramble]

all 20k+ people in the ship are now in various states of succumbing to whatever warp entity is consuming them

[twin bear]

Me when the servitor starts speaking a xeno scum language

[neon bramble]

1% failure rate still results in a lot of lost ships in an empire escale

[twin bear]

1% failure but doesn't realize that there are billions of ppl traveling thru the warp fr

That's millions lost easy

[neon bramble]

aint even the losses in crew and ships

[twin bear]

Not to mention things can leave the warp with u

[neon bramble]

certain types of worlds are dependent on imports

[twin bear]

Hive worlds must be logistical hell

[neon bramble]

imagine planning for your some shipments just disappearing and you cant do shit about it

[twin bear]

Planning for years ahead of time just to have a dink in the navigators skull cause an accident

[half kettle]

this is a scary conversation

[neon bramble]

its not even the most fucked verse

xeelee sequence lmao

time travel is a common form of attack deployed in warfare at an inter galactic scale

[twin bear]

We would be fucked if time travel ever becomes possible

[neon bramble]

I have no idea what crackheaded reviewer called xeelee hard sci fi

gonna nuke his great grandparents 100 years from the past

[neon bramble]

normally I hate time fuckery in fiction, it just breaks everything

[twin bear]

That's the cool but shit part abt time travel

It breaks time lmaoo

Someone should make a book abt time traveling going wrong in the smallest ways

Not like killing a bad guy in the past things but simple everyday shit u wouldn't think could change history

[neon bramble]

there probably are short stories about that

[twin bear]

Yeah there are

Some are good

I like the idea of the person who travels time being the reason why the world ends up dying

[plain pewter]

I like the

You are the bullet

scene

Should I start warhammer

is it worth it

I played Shogun Total Warhammer 2

[twin bear]

Tabletop or

Oh the games

[plain pewter]

actual pc

[twin bear]

Yeah they're decent

[plain pewter]

which one should I get

I got beefy graphic card

[twin bear]

I like total war warhammer the most out of the warhammer games

[toxic relic]

opposed to a fake pc?

[twin bear]

Bro has my pc (it's just a case rn

[plain pewter]

I was climbing a rock and rock break and hit my head

[toxic relic]

pc but no pc

[plain pewter]

my sense of humour is gone with it seems

[twin bear]

Games but no games

Me literally tho

I need to save up for a pc but honestly a car might be in order

[toxic relic]

you should go find it

amiright guys

[plain pewter]

Endorphins

[toxic relic]

erhmm, who's with me fellas 🤓

[twin bear]

Would be smarter to invest in transport with these fuckass american road systems

[toxic relic]

fair bruv

[plain pewter]

America is an idea built for cars

They like cars

[twin bear]

I thought it was a funny meme until all my european and asian friends shown me their roads

Y'all got walking good

[plain pewter]

It's not like they couldn't design cities for bicycles or public transport

[neon bramble]

I can walk to the convenience store in under 5 minutes

[plain pewter]

they simply like cars

[twin bear]

Same thank god for my small town atm

[plain pewter]

Convenience store sure

[neon bramble]

then be at the market around the same time

[twin bear]

Well 10 mins but same thing

[plain pewter]

Groceries take 5 min with motor

[toxic relic]

real

[neon bramble]

walk all of my groceries back

[twin bear]

I used to feel like a badass carrying my moms groceries from the food mart

Six bags in my arms type shit

"No mom i got this"

[plain pewter]

Everybody did

it's like getting kills in league of legends

False sense of achievement

bringing bread home

[twin bear]

Lol

LOL mentioned

[plain pewter]

it's not real money tho

wheels might serve better

I kinda worship money

[twin bear]

"I bring bread to the table"
Better not fucking be the white slop bread

[plain pewter]

it's like the baguette

😄

[twin bear]

I fw whole wheat bread heavily

[icy vigil]

peanits

[toxic relic]

penis

[twin bear]

Super good for ur body

[toxic relic]

lol player

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-edited-message-cat-eating-watermelon-gif-12651679745378723106

[plain pewter]

You gotta make money

[toxic relic]

point and laugh

[twin bear]

The latter as well

[plain pewter]

put it in s&p500

[twin bear]

Also good for the soul

[plain pewter]

and do real estate

and have vanilla

ice cream

and go into politics

and be christian too

[twin bear]

I am becoming artist i have submitted my art to a amateurs contest

[toxic relic]

what are you on about bruv

[twin bear]

I will lose to a 5 yr expert but it's fun

[plain pewter]

big dick energy

[toxic relic]

bro cant type one complete sentence even if his life is on the line

[plain pewter]

fr

[twin bear]

I'm on this-

[toxic relic]

i was referring to the other guy

[plain pewter]

f off

[twin bear]

I just realized i sipped my coffee like that one meme

[neon bramble]

me competing at a local martial arts tournament

[twin bear]

Todays topic slavery

[neon bramble]

I was beaten with sticks but it was fun

[plain pewter]

fr?

damn

Thats dope

[cursive vortex]

You have divine intelligence.

[twin bear]

Respect bro

Is a baller hobby

[toxic relic]

zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket, pal

dont talk back to me buddy

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-reyleigh-gif-2624811426640502973

[plain pewter]

🙂

[toxic relic]

[plain pewter]

tell me how you make money and acquire power

[neon bramble]

I was told the amateur adults bracket was less cracked, I dont know how I feel about that

[cursive vortex]

Old people cant run away as good as younger people, they are the best ones to steal from.

[twin bear]

U are correct

[subtle shoal]

thought that was fallout

emoji failure

[neon bramble]

I will probably try again when I have the time for it

soon™

[plain pewter]

Bro, thats right

But it's so wrong

[twin bear]

My friend Paul did martial arts and said he was beginner, he knocked the wind outta me in 10 seconds

[cursive vortex]

Its not.

[neon bramble]

angry post pubescent teenagers have nothing better to do than train all day

[cursive vortex]

God told me to do it.

[plain pewter]

Bro if god told it

[subtle shoal]

alt very much?

[twin bear]

I confide in the comfort of steel

[neon bramble]

yeah, drills are important

[plain pewter]

I don't live in united states

[neon bramble]

if you're thinking about what you must do you're automatically too slow

[plain pewter]

I cannot make money by working

or if I do it's 300 dollars per month

[cursive vortex]

U gotta kill and rob then

[plain pewter]

that's the thing, people don't have money too

even if u rob someone they broke

[cursive vortex]

Can a man not be new to discord

[plain pewter]

and they fight for the little money

[cursive vortex]

rob the government

[plain pewter]

Government are the main robbers

it's tough

[cursive vortex]

counter rob them

[plain pewter]

They own the place

what people do is join the gov and rob with them

[cursive vortex]

dont get caught

[plain pewter]

Rob the tax money and put it in stocks after laundering it through stupid projects

[cursive vortex]

I dont know what that means

[fading niche]

This is immoral.

[plain pewter]

oh u know exactly what that means 🙂

[cursive vortex]

i do not

[plain pewter]

u never seen gov work

At least the Turkish gov

[fading niche]

We should stop talking about this, its slopitical and weird.

[plain pewter]

(in mosambic)

[twin bear]

Mfers ain't having internal dialogue irl fr

[plain pewter]

Nobody here makes money that's why we play videogames

[twin bear]

I haven't fought anyone in a very long time

[neon bramble]

the mentality is great

[twin bear]

I don't miss being beat up by girls in school

[rain mango]

imagine this conversation is the first thing someone sees upon joining

[neon bramble]

you must be confident and attack, if you aren't confident attack anyway because it builds confidence

[rain mango]

twink

[plain pewter]

Bro

Do you even lift?

[twin bear]

The ladies just get mad I steal their men

[plain pewter]

pics or it didn't happen

[rain mango]

gay struggle twin💔💔

[twin bear]

I used to lift and swim but now all i do is play video games and draw/read

[plain pewter]

Yeah gotta go back to swimming and lifting

you got closed

your manhood died

[twin bear]

Swimming in dark water is a peak vibe

Manhood is a shit term

[twin bear]

A real man is not concerned with how others see his being

[plain pewter]

Yo I love money just the same

In philosophy virtue was about being a male

that's an overgeneralization lol

but it was part of it

Money buys me meat and roof over my head

more money? Buys me woman and cars

Prob all kinds of things you could spend it on

A fool and his money are soon parted

[toxic hawk]

Not cool bro get your own

[twin bear]

For thousands of years men have been told to be cold and callous but this whole time those who claim men should be like this are cowards and aren't capable of doing things a real man can

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/helluva-boss-loona-helluva-boss-loona-loona-helluva-boss-hb-loona-gif-16580018974526020564

[twin bear]

They're on sale rn

[toxic hawk]

A real man is nice to people nice to him 🗣

[plain pewter]

lmao

[livid notch]

Tis you cake

[plain pewter]

I had meaty stew this morning does that count?

And I was nice to the people who made it for me too!

[rain mango]

yeah probably

[twin bear]

A real man accepts all fr

[toxic hawk]

A real man learns modesty !

[plain pewter]

bro are u fem

[toxic hawk]

And moderation

[twin bear]

There are no real men, only real emotion 🗣️

If u mean me yes

[toxic hawk]

No emotion but kindness

[twin bear]

I'm a twink

[toxic hawk]

🗣

[twin bear]

Yessir

[plain pewter]

bro just recite the FemCode at me

[toxic hawk]

You guys ruin elden ring for us

[plain pewter]

There is no masculinity, there is emotion.

[twin bear]

I don't folloe a femcode

[toxic hawk]

Look up what that means lol

[twin bear]

I hate femboys tbf

[rain mango]

Monke

[livid notch]

Femboys are B tier

[toxic hawk]

Why ? Leave em be

[rain mango]

Whats s

[livid notch]

Tomboys

[toxic hawk]

Tomboy

[twin bear]

Most femboys are cringe

[toxic hawk]

Yup

Knew it

[twin bear]

Tbh

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/loona-loona-helluva-boss-helluva-boss-confused-gif-7614665048113700770

[toxic hawk]

A real man doesn't generalize

[rain mango]

Isn’t that hust

Just

[twin bear]

Someone watched hellava boss

[rain mango]

Dating a guy with tits

[toxic hawk]

I aint knew dude had female genitals

[twin bear]

I have experience with them I may have a reason for this 😭

Nah ur right tho

[toxic hawk]

Regardless. Live and let live 🗣

[twin bear]

Das why i just don't talk to em