general_chat

[twin bear]

I miss playing the army men games

[bronze moat]

Not that I’m aware of. The physical copies don’t even have labels on the disc.

[rose kestrel]

they went the way of actual toy army men

[twin bear]

Fr

[bronze moat]

I miss toy box. The tower defense, where you play as G.I., Joe and he man.

It’s one of the games I got pulled off the Internet once the copyrights ran out

[twin bear]

I remember playing this small soldiers spinoff game

[bronze moat]

And what’s annoying is they didn’t just remove The Hasbro stuff. They shut down the entire game so you couldn’t even play as the dungeon and dragons toys.

[twin bear]

Based on the movie

[hollow willow]

Anyone think they can help me understand the pre-looted buildings mechanic? Can't find anything in the wiki.

[bronze moat]

What’s your question? Exactly?

[dawn jewel]

Time to dance

[bronze moat]

Merry!

[dawn jewel]

DAVE HIII

[hollow willow]

Do more and more buildings become pre-looted as time goes on? Like if you get a year plus in, are like half the buildings you go to going to be pre-looted?

[dawn jewel]

[bronze moat]

Merry. Look

[twin bear]

Yes my comrade

[bronze moat]

Not really. It’s kind of the opposite.

Rare items show up more and more often as time goes by. That’s why you don’t find a katana during the first day but you’ll find six of them after 90 days.

[twin bear]

Merry is evil😔

Oh das right mt sandbox setting are diff

As time goes on houses just don't spawn loot lmao

[rose kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/791899668220870676/1164107785471017062/jersey-boys-zoo-race.gif

[bronze moat]

This is a build 42 setting I was unaware of

[twin bear]

I thought u could always let looted house chances to higher

[dawn jewel]

WHY IS BRO JS F A S T

WTF

[dawn jewel]

HWAT I DO

[blissful snow]

what...

[stable oar]

i gotta get out of hrere

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/spore-brain-grow-growing-dumb-gif-26699553

[twin bear]

U won't play video games with me 🥀

[stable oar]

[bronze moat]

I just got the game three or four days ago. This is my first big win.

[tender igloo]

I play with prelooted building setting on insane from day 0, yes building become prelooted over a certain amount of time(i think 90 days) based on the setting which by default is "normal" and if a building has a lot of rooms like say a hospital it will only preloot 50 of those rooms

[stone meadow]

noone would

[dawn jewel]

Me doing my tasks (useless worker bee mentality) and coming up with a revolutionary (nothing was really impacting) idea to make my life easier (I’m just a notch in the corporate scheme)

[twin bear]

That's wrong I got mad ppl to play valorant eith

But why would i play shitass

[dawn jewel]

YAHOOOOOO

[dawn jewel]

I was at work all day

I wish they’d just give me 4 long days

I’d wanna do like 9:30-7:30

Yummi

[twin bear]

It was a joke not sure if i even asked u to play anything other than when i tried to get jadod on as well

[bronze moat]

I also learned today that all the girls are based on real life race horses

[dawn jewel]

He’s js using me to get to jadod </3

[hollow willow]

I just wish they would've added npcs before they added pre-looted buildings, the idea makes sense, yes, but would've made more sense to get the benefits of npcs with the drawbacks of looted buildings

[dawn jewel]

I put 5 robux on lucky type shift

[dawn jewel]

YAHOO

[toxic relic]

man this was good

[stone meadow]

man this was bad

[twin bear]

Npcs will be a mess when they come

[stone meadow]

you could turn it off

[young kelp]

NPCs will fly

if you hit them with a car

at a certain angle

[bronze moat]

You can gamble Roxy smooches on the races! The person at the end of the month with the most points gets a $10 steam gift card

[twin bear]

I really hope they'll be squad based

[hollow willow]

God I hope with all the time they're taking with them that they're pretty decent

[toxic relic]

i hope they suck

[twin bear]

Dam someone reposted this to tiktok

[toxic relic]

so that indie stone removes them

[twin bear]

I won't be using npcs

Lnao

[toxic relic]

same

polish update when

[twin bear]

I like the mod but it's for goofing

[dawn jewel]

Dave, i need u to rob someone for me

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-love-poland-gif-10918710646251769391

[twin bear]

Speaking of countries

Italy got added to darkest hours roster

Lets fucking gooo

[bronze moat]

I’m a ride or die kind of friend. When we goin?

[dawn jewel]

ASAP!!!!!

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/kerfus-bellabot-cat-shrimpy-gif-9816397589046260303

[dawn jewel]

We driving to jeff bezo’s rn

[toxic relic]

[dawn jewel]

I just need a measly 1 million

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/factory-quagmire-family-guy-giggity-gif-16953847703572310996

[hollow willow]

I hope there's some NPC bosses that can spawn in randomly, like a dude in a death doser

[toxic relic]

i dont want adbot to meow at me

[lyric galleon]

youre telling me a bezo jeffed this

[bronze moat]

Kerfus He’s from Poland!

[twin bear]

I wanna strap a c4 to bro

[lyric galleon]

the emote name is asscatcry

[dawn jewel]

JEFF

[lyric galleon]

why

[twin bear]

And tell him to take the family of 5s order

[toxic relic]

real

[dawn jewel]

NO ITS ASC

[lyric galleon]

five guys

what does asc stand for

[twin bear]

And then there were none

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/nancar45-gif-26498420

[lyric galleon]

asscat

[toxic relic]

i dont need a glorified tablet to be a femboy, poland already has enough

[harsh vault]

hai fever

[dawn jewel]

I actually dont know

[onyx igloo]

im gonna have a grocery store where a robot is just screaming the sales at you

[dawn jewel]

[onyx igloo]

very profitable

[harsh vault]

hai merry

[dawn jewel]

Ohh the server name

[twin bear]

NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY

[lyric galleon]

heya floof

[dawn jewel]

Hallo floofie

[toxic relic]

robots gonna get destroyed

[onyx igloo]

This meme sucks

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-helldivers-helldivers-2-penguins-hop-on-helldivers-gif-10930011000763330105

[lyric galleon]

im going to turn merry into a marketable plushie

cmere

[toxic relic]

you can make the shit they have in stores with a lego mindstorms

[onyx igloo]

The robots existence is pain

[twin bear]

It always has a shit video playing

[harsh vault]

me instead

[toxic relic]

its literally just some sensors, a raspberry pi and a display with speakers

[lyric galleon]

ill turn you into a funkopop

[harsh vault]

nuu

[lyric galleon]

no floof for you

[dawn jewel]

It’s just a cult leader with a bunch of frogs

[lyric galleon]

you get macroplastics

[twin bear]

When are we getting servitors

[harsh vault]

grrr

[dawn jewel]

I love all my frog merch

[stone meadow]

thats my thing

[dawn jewel]

I buy too much shit

[stone meadow]

dont steal it

[toxic relic]

download windows 8 on it and you've got a drive through robot

[lyric galleon]

frogski has a legal team

[toxic relic]

actually windows 7

[onyx igloo]

what about a robot with hl2 npc voicelines

[lyric galleon]

dont mess with frogman

[dawn jewel]

I CAN’T REVERSE ALL MY FROG STUFF

[toxic relic]

easier

[stone meadow]

you better

[twin bear]

Sometimes

[stone meadow]

just send it to me for free

[twin bear]

I dream about cheese

[toxic relic]

cause the voicelines are already made

[dawn jewel]

No fuck u😭you do not need my frog night lights

[onyx igloo]

If he falls over
"HELP!"
"NOOO, NOOO, NOOOOO!"

[dawn jewel]

They’re so cute

[toxic relic]

yeah

[twin bear]

Night lights for da baby

[toxic relic]

you can do that with mindstorms

[dawn jewel]

I love shop zoki

[twin bear]

Did u see the ai voiced megatron figure

[onyx igloo]

whats a mindstorm

[toxic relic]

just put in a snippet that tells it to play the lines when it senses its closer to the ground

[toxic relic]

lego robotics tool

for kids

[onyx igloo]

is that like my brain at 1am having overlapping thoughts

oh

[twin bear]

Lego robotics go hard

[toxic relic]

cheaper with a pi

[onyx igloo]

fr

[neon bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/537191061156659200/1410769544921878649/Evaporate.gif

[toxic relic]

ev3 = mindstorms

[stable oar]

thats why they use bread as building material in tofu dreg construction

[twin bear]

We had these typa things in shop

[toxic relic]

shouldve just used pi

[alpine rapids]

sean 🫠

[twin bear]

I made a robot commit suicide off a table cuz i forgot to add a brake function

[stone meadow]

yeah i do

imma need them lights

better send them by end of week, priority mail

[twin bear]

Amazon shipping

1 day delivery

[onyx igloo]

what

[harsh vault]

sean i think they like you

[onyx igloo]

what do you want chokemyhog

[onyx igloo]

must be desperate

[dawn jewel]

NO

[dawn jewel]

But really check out shopzoki because they have cute ebbo frog merch

Like i want the waffle maker one

It cute

I have the rug

Two night lights, one mini one huge frob

And a plant holder

[onyx igloo]

i saw a mclovin tshirt

i bought the mclovin tshirt

[dawn jewel]

Oh and froggi slippers and a mug

[dawn jewel]

Did u eat it after

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/go-grandma-grandma-racing-grandma-grandmas-scooter-humor-gif-17944956766316562765

[dawn jewel]

yummi

[harsh vault]

merry i need help

im stuck

[onyx igloo]

no

[twin bear]

F4

To unstuck

[harsh vault]

F11

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/its-it's-squeek-its-squeek-it's-squeek-gif-15777889701904733073

[twin bear]

🗣️ disable hud

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/mod-abuse-sad-angry-cry-im-sorry-gif-16286115298641241614

[harsh vault]

grrr

we shall start guerilla warfare against frogski

[stone meadow]

ill demonstrate

[harsh vault]

down with green

fuck frogski

rahh!

[stone meadow]

whoa there

[twin bear]

And that's when the first shell hit

[harsh vault]

politely ofc

[dawn jewel]

Op what happened

[harsh vault]

im oki now dont worries

[twin bear]

We didn't stand a chance bravo company was overwhelmed and we fell back into the treelines

[dawn jewel]

Disappointed

[harsh vault]

hand frogski this beeping device

i have an idea

[onyx igloo]

you will not affect me, i am numb to internet critization

[harsh vault]

skibidi

[stone meadow]

ok this is absurd the author is just rubbing it in my face that hes been really into 40k. This is a fantasy martial arts series

[twin bear]

U caused the mass ban of 2025

[stone meadow]

I banned like 20 people the other day

[harsh vault]

i dunno what ur talking about, i dont see warhammer references

[stone meadow]

half of em were bots but still

quite a lot

[twin bear]

The dam bots taking over

[harsh vault]

can we ban scav

they said a bad bad word

they said h*ck

[onyx igloo]

clankers

[twin bear]

Heck

[rain mango]

Who up projecting they zomboid???

[rose kestrel]

this is why u don't tap the glass

[onyx igloo]

nobody

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-fairyliveshow-pickol-pickle-gif-15856097

[harsh vault]

and also scav was peer pressuring me into taking j*b

[twin bear]

🗣️ job

[harsh vault]

RUN

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout76-nuke-friends-bomb-nuclear-gif-14693420697390417365

[twin bear]

There are servers that warn ppl for saying job

[harsh vault]

stop saying that word, there are gap year children here

[onyx igloo]

according to my friend i was supposed to get a job 3 years ago

[bronze moat]

It’s because the bots cannot perceive context

[stable oar]

j*b

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-boss-cool-like-a-boss-mine-gif-21347457

[onyx igloo]

im 17

so uh

[last spoke]

At fucken 14???

[harsh vault]

ben stiller always trying too much to be hot, but hes ugly af

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-stiller-funny-im-coming-gif-13998003

[onyx igloo]

yeaj

[last spoke]

At 14 you should still be running around the schoolyard with a stick that has a bend playing fucken war

[harsh vault]

hai scarf

[bronze moat]

Yer just jealous cause he’s so ridiculously good looking and can’t turn left

[onyx igloo]

im squinting my eyes

[twin bear]

If paper routes were still a thing in most places kids could do that instead of going on the march at 14

[onyx igloo]

ow i should probably stop looking at that

[neon bramble]

being drafted to help with the family business is one thing but having your own job is wild

[rose kestrel]

what if your job was making "Dip N Dots"

Doesn't that sound fun?

[harsh vault]

hmm

your honor this puppy right here does not have thumbs, i require something easier like stamping passports

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-mechanism-gun-meme-ak-47-ak-47-gun-how-does-an-ak-47-work-gif-15027477959625649464

Wut i wanna do

[tardy token]

Hey I got a job at 14 at McDonald’s

[swift crag]

Glory to ar- Canada?

[onyx igloo]

i should be a humble potter

[last spoke]

I'm so sorry to hear that

[onyx igloo]

that should be my job

[harsh vault]

hai maepple!

[onyx igloo]

i will make pottery

[tardy token]

Not unless you get to eat said dip n dots

[twin bear]

Hairy potter

[onyx igloo]

for my mothers vast recipes of soups

[harsh vault]

trust me, I will do the right thing

[tardy token]

Randomize your character in game and go with that profession

[last spoke]

No like genuinely

[twin bear]

Pottery is valuable man

[last spoke]

Working at 14??

[onyx igloo]

im gonna do pottery

[rose kestrel]

u probably get free ones

[stone meadow]

-10 points to griffindor

[twin bear]

I was in 4H since i was like 12

[subtle shoal]

moneys

[twin bear]

Shoveling shit and feeding animals

[tardy token]

It wasn’t so bad it was more to pay for stuff I wanted like a oculus quest that I now don’t even use

[onyx igloo]

shut up with the harry potter references i read them all

[tardy token]

Huzzah!

[onyx igloo]

shitty job, eh?

[twin bear]

I wanna work at a monster factory

[tardy token]

Yucky

[harsh vault]

i was doing freelancer gigs when i was 12, like shoveling snow and whatnot

[rose kestrel]

I am going to the SCP facility to buy more Dip N Dots since there always sold at exotic locations.

[twin bear]

I've prolly baled like 3k rolls of hay throughout

[tardy token]

I’ve had a job pretty much since I’ve been 14 but ever since I had to quit my last job I’ve been stuck looking for another one at 17💔

[twin bear]

I just got done being employed

[harsh vault]

arent you like

erm

yk

[twin bear]

An unc

[harsh vault]

no

[rose kestrel]

an Scav?

[harsh vault]

yes

[tardy token]

What’s a scav

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-singing-ai-tomfoolery-gif-159503945361969549

[harsh vault]

oh boy

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-scav-for-real-stare-junker-gif-8675013241675918395

[stable oar]

WONON SUKA

[tardy token]

Wait guys stop an I stupid

[harsh vault]

WHO UP USING THEY NO DUST COVER VPO

[rose kestrel]

you can employ @harsh vault as a scav puppy to sniff for loot

[tardy token]

Ohhhhh

Wait huh

[harsh vault]

pls no i dont want to be finding bitcoins

[stone meadow]

its finally friday

half day at work, i can spend all day on helldivers

[twin bear]

Who else fent posing in factory thru a crate cuz they ran into a 8k hr 5man

[tardy token]

Friday more like friyay

See it’s a play on words and that’s why it’s funny guys

[rose kestrel]

bitcoins? why that?

[harsh vault]

why are you possibly in factory

[stone meadow]

you get it

[stable oar]

give me the fucking ledx

[harsh vault]

they most valuable thing ib the game

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-chocolate-finally-laughs-maniacally-gif-14228908

[harsh vault]

bitcoins go for almost 1mil to therapist

[twin bear]

Nah I'm playing zero sievert rn

I sell thermals

[harsh vault]

though i think the most valued item in general including flea would be the dorm marked key, shits like 15 mil

[tardy token]

I should’ve bought bitcoin instead of being a stupid dumb baby when it came out

[twin bear]

Rusted bloody key is far more valueable and u can't buy it

At least last time i used it

[subtle shoal]

Buy my shitcoin

[harsh vault]

the gamble though

[stone meadow]

maybe i should have invedted into real life bitcoin when jt was 250k ingame

[subtle shoal]

Glurpcoin

Going to neptune

[harsh vault]

also, scav, when i did a scav raid i spawned with a labyrinth key?

it was so weird

[swift crag]

I thought about getting bitcoin when it was 100usd…

[twin bear]

Run to extract

It's still up yk

[harsh vault]

i died

[twin bear]

Shitttt

[stone meadow]

i did t have a source of income then

[tardy token]

Wait ohhhh this is about escape from tarkov

[swift crag]

Can’t wait for bitcoin to die having a better understanding of ours environmental impact

[swift crag]

Same

[harsh vault]

how does one even get a keycard for them, the questline is gone

[twin bear]

U needed the quest to unlock the trade or finding them

[tardy token]

How does tarkov even work is it like roguelike ish

[harsh vault]

rougelite

give or take

[twin bear]

Even dying is good in the long run

[swift crag]

Is just extraction shooter, I wouldn’t call it rogue adjacent

[twin bear]

Gotta level vitality somehow

[harsh vault]

need more space in my stash fr

[twin bear]

I tryhard even with my dump kits

I hate losing gear deep down

[subtle shoal]

I've never played tarkov

Probably for the best

[harsh vault]

wait so like, there is literally zero way to get to labyrinth

[tardy token]

Ohhh ik a similar one my brothers play called hunt showdown

Interesting concept

[twin bear]

Basically

[harsh vault]

YOU STOLE MY VIDEO

[twin bear]

I think it's still in snoreline tho

[harsh vault]

wait scav

what does the video file say in your folders

:3

[twin bear]

UsuccDRIP

[harsh vault]

WOW

[twin bear]

I renamed it on oc lma9

[rose kestrel]

Tarkov is a cart racing game with some homelessness mechanics

[harsh vault]

u changed the name too?

[twin bear]

I rename all my vids on desktop

[harsh vault]

give me some credit scav

how rude

[twin bear]

Icons are tiny

[harsh vault]

nuh uh

ur reverting the name

change it back

[tardy token]

What was it originally?

[twin bear]

That version is the original

[harsh vault]

nu

[twin bear]

The one i have on my pc isn't tho

[harsh vault]

grr

stealing my content

well

not my content

but u get my points!

[twin bear]

I had to save the video it was drip

[twin bear]

Usec on top

[icy vigil]

god is dead

[harsh vault]

i think u like this one scav

fits you

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-killa-tarkov-escape-from-tarkov-killa-boss-tarkov-boss-gif-25634750

[stone meadow]

bear best

[harsh vault]

we just turned genchat into eastern propaganda

[stone meadow]

imagine driving in the zone

[harsh vault]

biased

[stone meadow]

every 5 m an anomaly

[twin bear]

How tf u even keep a car

[harsh vault]

UR STEALING MY MEMES U THIEF

[twin bear]

Everyones a thief

There are no friends in the zone

[harsh vault]

gr

scav

say sorry

or else

[subtle shoal]

Is that a RoN reference

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker2-discontent-anger-gif-25555837

[harsh vault]

oh hell naw

[twin bear]

RON is good but

They dootied on some lore

it's still bad tho

Don't get me wrong

[last spoke]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfcSrIze-V8

[onyx igloo]

they had mostly negative ratings on ron for a bit

[karmic jetty]

crazy how i felt a bit better after puking

[stone meadow]

where is the one where hes in flames

[karmic jetty]

thats fake

CGI

[stone meadow]

thats what its for

[twin bear]

Did u get hungree

[plucky grove]

There's a "Project Zomboid" in Livorno, Italy on wplace

[swift crag]

Spiffo?

[plucky grove]

hwat

[swift crag]

That silly animal

[plucky grove]

#pz_b42_chat message

[swift crag]

Ah

[plucky grove]

choo

[swift crag]

Nice spiffo

[harsh vault]

buh what did i miss

oh look its 2 sledgies talking

[twin bear]

🗣️ I now have manicured nails

[stone meadow]

thats nice

[quasi junco]

hello

[kind kindle]

I think I will start a long run, this afternoon.

[rose kestrel]

Welcome to Gen Chat 17! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining chat centers. I thought so much of Gen chat that I elected to establish my home here, in the Chat so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I've been proud to call Gen Chat my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown - welcome to Gen Chat 17. It's safer here.

[subtle shoal]

Okay sledge

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/scpsl-scp-scp-secret-laboratory-fiercelemon-pantheon-community-gif-7648451493765201731

[karmic jetty]

[nimble hare]

m

[young kelp]

not mine, but still

the breakdown makes sense lmao

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ispectate-gif-12200652855229823781

[toxic relic]

food poisoning maybe

or stomach flu

throwing up's purpose is to remove the bad shit from digesting

[karmic jetty]

threw up my sins perhaps

[toxic relic]

stomach couldnt handle the kcd2 losses

[karmic jetty]

lmao

[stone meadow]

or could be a stress or anxiety response

[toxic relic]

true

[stone meadow]

"something wrong! cant tell what! evacuate the stomach"

love how our anxiety/stress response is to shit or puke sometimes

how did it help us survive i wonder

[toxic relic]

"b-but sir, i'm not detecting any harmful chemicals in the GI tra-"
"DID I TELL YOU TO TALK BACK TO ME, I SAID PURGE THE STOMACH WE'RE UNDER ATTACK"

[karmic jetty]

isnt that the same for allergies

[rain mango]

Empty stomach = run faster

[toxic relic]

snakes regurgitate their food when they feel threatened.
its hypothesised that it frees up the body to relocate energy away from digestion to regions more helpful in defence/attack.
humans could be similar

[rain mango]

Thats the scientific reason

[stone meadow]

well allergies are irritants so it makes sense

[rain mango]

Cats also throw up to run faster

Humans being upright means we were built to run away from things

[toxic relic]

cats arent upright

[rain mango]

Throwing up when stressed or in danger is so we can run away less weighed down

[stone meadow]

im just imagining a caveman after a meal running while purging from both ends

[karmic jetty]

just stand still is that shrimple

[toxic relic]

fast food fr

[rain mango]

It has nothing to do with being upright

[twin bear]

Dont cats have joints held together by sinew instead of the normal kneecaps and shit

[rain mango]

Its a response for predator animals mostly

[subtle shoal]

tweees

[toxic relic]

but you said humans are upright so we're built to run

[rain mango]

Prey dont throw up cuz they burn calories faster than predator animals

[toxic relic]

but the fastest animals arent upright

[subtle shoal]

RIBAORLD 🔥

[twin bear]

Hell yeag

[rain mango]

They are already designed to run even faster to escape

[karmic jetty]

upleft

[twin bear]

Humans have stamina, that's what makes us good hunters

[toxic relic]

updown

[neon bramble]

jumping a mf, he vomits and shits at the same time before throwing rocks at you and running away

[twin bear]

We will chase prey for days

[karmic jetty]

whos we

i dont see chat moving 10 steps away

[toxic relic]

fr

[rain mango]

Legit how we survived hunting mammoths and other iceage animals

[twin bear]

Me and my homies in the igloo

[toxic relic]

chat cant move to the pooper without stopping halfway to catch their breath

[neon bramble]

throwing things just feels right

[twin bear]

I love how fast my poos are

Efficiency enchanted bowels

[rain mango]

Humans can actually run faster on all fours than on two legs we discovered

[karmic jetty]

bro has liquid poo

[toxic relic]

fast shits suck for work bro

how are you gonna explain the 40 minutes

[tardy token]

Who is WE?

[rain mango]

Look it up

[toxic relic]

why dont you look up

[twin bear]

Bro wants to be a dog

[rain mango]

The human race dipshit it came free with ur LIFE

Smhhh

[toxic relic]

we didnt discover anything

a group of researchers did

[neon bramble]

the furry assault team grows

[toxic relic]

🤓

[twin bear]

I think humans are all mentally ill

And our mind is a disease

[toxic relic]

ok all mother

[karmic jetty]

wiwiwi wawawa

[twin bear]

Imma kill humans cuz bad fr

[stone meadow]

ark survival

[karmic jetty]

lame

[toxic relic]

you're lame

lame impala

[tardy token]

Guh then why are we bipedal and not on all 4s as evolution intended

[karmic jetty]

!!!!

[twin bear]

AI couldn't gather context enough to have any clue wut to do with humankind

[toxic relic]

cant helicopter your dong on all 4s bruv

[rain mango]

Humans arent intended for four legged movement

[twin bear]

I can with the new Mrstud tho

[rain mango]

But its a leftover from evolution

[toxic relic]

"humans are" "humans arent" dont tell me what i am

[twin bear]

Be human

[tardy token]

We are controlled by this ugly lil thing called a “brain” that has lil tendrils throughout our vessel that make us feel things

[karmic jetty]

i member when tame impala first dropped an album 👴

[stone meadow]

we could regrow our tails i bet

theyd be ugly though

fleshy tails

[tardy token]

I think it’s kinda cool to think about

[toxic relic]

doublesided dong

[twin bear]

Parasite plot twist

[stone meadow]

like a sphynx cat

[toxic relic]

one on front one on back

[rain mango]

we could but it’d be a crime against humanity so like

[toxic relic]

holy shit

[rain mango]

It’d require dna splicing

[tardy token]

Shit you’re right I’m such a fool

[toxic relic]

that would be so sick lmao

[twin bear]

Tails would suck

[stone meadow]

yet another thing to feel superior/inferior about

this dude got a small tail

[twin bear]

I wouldn't be able to wear my clothes without cutting an asshole shaped hole in the back everytime

[stone meadow]

dont need a short tail man

[neon bramble]

as long as the tail can be helicoptered I will be happy

[tardy token]

I’d put spray on hair like those bald guys do so it would be fluffy and shit

[toxic relic]

its not about the size its how you use it

[stone meadow]

you already got a "tail" you can helicopter 😏

[toxic relic]

real

[rain mango]

Go to bed frogski

[twin bear]

U go to bed lmao

[tardy token]

No I can’t I only have 1 propeller😔

[twin bear]

Itsa school night

[neon bramble]

yeah but now you can twin rotor it

[toxic relic]

exactly

[stone meadow]

Its 8 am im omw to work

[toxic relic]

bird gets the double sided dong vision

[twin bear]

Chump change

[stone meadow]

my work starts at 8 am so im late

[tardy token]

Oh em gee he’s time traveling

[toxic relic]

its almost saturday bruv

[stone meadow]

thats one of the things tis imparted on me

[toxic relic]

no more work for 2 days

[stone meadow]

time travel powers

[twin bear]

When timezone timezones

[stone meadow]

i can only use them to be late

[tardy token]

Say hi to the future for me frogski

[rain mango]

Yknow we can all travel through time

[twin bear]

And losing the lottery

[rain mango]

Close ur eyes and count

[tardy token]

Enjoy your profession

[toxic relic]

your clients want another nuke frog

christ i fear the day i spell that word wrong even worse

[tardy token]

Lowkey might time travel to 5 hours in time by simply closing my eyes for a while

[stone meadow]

my nuke clients are actually on holiday for 2 weeks

[twin bear]

How else are these tiny countries getting their bombs its all frog

[stone meadow]

this is week 2

nect week i get to work on it again

[toxic relic]

"we weant a nuke for legal purposes yes"

we will privately own this nuke but never use it yes

[twin bear]

Promise

[rain mango]

sadly i have to apply for a job at subway tomorrow

[thin wedge]

pay gorn

[subtle shoal]

twin what is this twin

[rain mango]

TELL GORN TO GET HIS OWN MONEY

[thin wedge]

Nah

[heavy ivy]

the autobahn welcomes you with open arms

[thin wedge]

Pay gorn rn

[toxic relic]

i always pay gorn

my favourite gay

guy

[heavy ivy]

I did an art today

[twin bear]

Nah bruh these tiktok collectors gotta be getting secretly gifted this shit

I used to collect these every week

[subtle shoal]

freudian slip

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

its true

[twin bear]

Tmrw is gonna be fun finding a pose reference

[karmic jetty]

was awkward when i walked into the office

[twin bear]

Yipee

[karmic jetty]

use urself as a reference

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-underwear-winter-gif-14006437

[twin bear]

My body is too frail for a reference tbf

Maybe for a half life stalker lmaoo

[karmic jetty]

?

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/locked-in-alien-locked-in-alien-half-life-2-half-life-gif-10264604650450385991

[tardy token]

Aww what a cutie

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

ive seen some guys with skiddies in their briefs bro

midway to funkytown, look down and see brown

[twin bear]

U ain't been to the locker room until u can hear the sound of shitty shorts being pulled off in a stall

[toxic relic]

real shit

[thin wedge]

they need nipple

very thirsty

[stone meadow]

literally

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-corn-gif-24417734

[toxic relic]

youve never felt real fear if you've never seen a guy shift off the sheets leaving a fresh turd snail trail behind him

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo2-arbiter-grunt-halo-grunt-gif-25294667

[toxic relic]

🙏

[loud pumice]

@quasi slate https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1069854840332754994/1410638041617530880/Video_by_huu.5060.mp4?ex=68b2674d&is=68b115cd&hm=04d9ebe2bd0ad3cee77cf64a6697b4da60ed5b710c834fd7a84b41dd3fa61b51&

[thin wedge]

wrong uppy

get me another beer

https://tenor.com/view/hey-dad-how-was-work-how-was-work-gif-15551657

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/ave-maria-boling-bros-bolingbros-curbstomp-chikawaga-gif-16650089841190860123

[twin bear]

This chicken is cold bitch

https://tenor.com/view/powerslap-slap-ko-knockout-slap-huge-slap-big-slap-gif-7471918422486227772

[tardy token]

Norman I’m sorry I didn’t mean to roll you down a hill after quick saving😞

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[tardy token]

Watching slap fights feels like I’m a peasant enjoying a brawl between two men with nothing left to live for other than to fight for their life

[twin bear]

Slap fights < Toilet Boxing

[toxic relic]

@karmic jetty its your oldday?

old

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

go to the pub and have a pint with barry

[karmic jetty]

the sands of time counting down my mortality

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-pissed-rage-smash-fight-gif-10873375

[karmic jetty]

here i sit

eating kfc chimken

[thin wedge]

two drinks in

[toxic relic]

is that your oldday gif

[karmic jetty]

wut

[toxic relic]

your oldday present

kfc

[karmic jetty]

i get no presents bruh

[tardy token]

In my desolate room

No lights!

No music!

[karmic jetty]

i share the same oldday with another guy at work

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-fried-chicken-kentucky-fried-chicken-fast-food-gif-26996460

[toxic relic]

get yourself a gift bro

if you want

[tardy token]

Woah you guys are like twins

[karmic jetty]

for what

[tardy token]

Is he your long lost brother ask him ask him

[karmic jetty]

is just another day

[toxic relic]

real

[tardy token]

Does he remember you from the womb ask him that

[karmic jetty]

i will get nms to play with echo tho

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/serj-tankian-system-of-a-down-soad-chop-suey-toxicity-gif-2845011527846163072

[karmic jetty]

they added big ships

chop suey guy

[twin bear]

Eating seeds

[toxic relic]

spend a morbillion years looking for each other in spess

[tardy token]

Serj from soad!

[twin bear]

He more american than americans

[toxic relic]

isnt he american

[surreal mirage]

This is technically possible ( or you can just join someone's party)

[tardy token]

He’s so serj coded

[twin bear]

Wasn't even born here iirc

He is a citizen I'm pretty sure tho

[karmic jetty]

we can larp like that episode of secret lvl

[surreal mirage]

Oml

[tardy token]

Probably idk ask him

[toxic relic]

its technically possible that my right ball will explode in 5 minutes

[surreal mirage]

That secret level episode was amazing ngl

[toxic relic]

that doesnt mean its gonna happen

[surreal mirage]

What happened to your left

[toxic relic]

widower

[toxic relic]

who are you

ive never seen you

[twin bear]

The other ball got jealous from the attention

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

why is ball ball shaped

[toxic relic]

power struggle

[tardy token]

I’ve been here like

A while

Since like uhhh

[twin bear]

I feel bad for Minecraft ppls balls

[tardy token]

Damn almost 3 years

[toxic relic]

square ball

[twin bear]

Blocks must suck to land on

[toxic relic]

but they have square mouth

[tardy token]

Idk I joined for events and updates

[toxic relic]

just put the ball into the square hole fr

[toxic relic]

i see

i dont pay attention to these things

[twin bear]

I wonder if they're square because of muscular structure

[toxic relic]

too tiring to be up to date on every new thing

[tardy token]

Now I’m just chatting after like 3 years bc social anxiety can’t hurt me over the internet

[twin bear]

Join a hangout server and u'll see why doing that is a bad idea

[karmic jetty]

1 hr in and 0 calls what is going on

is there world peace

[surreal mirage]

I told them not to call

[toxic relic]

paramedic this round is op

[tardy token]

There’s pearls in the game with like ender pearls what about those

[karmic jetty]

is it the blessing of the lord upon my rise

[tardy token]

Meaning spherical or at least circular things can exist in Minecraft

[twin bear]

The math isn't mathing fr

[tardy token]

Ok hear me out

[toxic relic]

spess paramedics are either dead within 4 minutes of round start or theyre massively op

[karmic jetty]

real

[tardy token]

The ender pearls are NOT their eyes….

[toxic relic]

dont even need to announce dying people over comms cause the paramedic uses the crew monitor on second screen

[twin bear]

Their kidney stones

[livid notch]

Is it their balls

[toxic relic]

medical is fun with crew monitor/pinpointer

[karmic jetty]

fr

[twin bear]

So with cooking delight

[karmic jetty]

i love playing spess trauma team

[twin bear]

I consume enderballs like liverking

[toxic relic]

Ben[medical doctor]: suit sensors on, crew. unless you want to be lost in the void after slipping on space lube and shooting out of an airlock

[twin bear]

Dam guess it was nuts the whole time

[tardy token]

Welcome to game theory

[toxic relic]

XorloctheButtDestroyer[assisstant]: shut up, nerd

[surreal mirage]

Spess

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

villagers dont have balz

[surreal mirage]

Make spess for deez nuts

[toxic relic]

in yo mouth

lmao gottem

[toxic relic]

how do they pee with no balls

[tardy token]

They got both goin on how do you think they make baby villagers

[karmic jetty]

they dont

[toxic relic]

crazy

[twin bear]

Artificial insemination

[karmic jetty]

a form of symbiosis mitosis

[tardy token]

Mods say otherwise

[karmic jetty]

hop off jenny

[twin bear]

That mod

Why

[tardy token]

Never!!!

[karmic jetty]

i know what u are

[twin bear]

Yeah i play og minecraft

For jenny mod

https://tenor.com/view/cat-singing-ai-tomfoolery-gif-159503945361969549

[toxic relic]

bruh

i looked this up

this is why people fall for ai girlfriends

[twin bear]

Lmao it's cursed and malware

And why goon to mc

[unreal meadow]

Its weird

Very weird

[toxic relic]

b-b-but my minecraft boyfriend has pixel abs, he's so smexy

[twin bear]

Mfers be shrexing in any game they can

[toxic relic]

his dong is 10 pixels bro, its huge 😊

[toxic relic]

true

[unreal meadow]

😭

[toxic relic]

how to you even shrex in minecraft

spam crouch?

[twin bear]

Well not that i know but

I think so

[toxic relic]

"ill lie down so you can press ctrl on dis dih 🗣️"

[unreal meadow]

🤮

[toxic relic]

crazy

[unreal meadow]

This emoji

Is. Crazy

[tardy token]

SHES NOT AI SHES REAL TO ME!!!

[toxic relic]

real stinker amiright

[twin bear]

I think edating is just as bad but that's personal taste

[unreal meadow]

Thats real people

[toxic relic]

im inclined to agree tho ngl

[tardy token]

Edating is FAR worse dude

[unreal meadow]

Just on the internet

[twin bear]

"Real" people when all of em are anime pfp gooners

[unreal meadow]

Ekitten😭

[tardy token]

At least ppl with ai girlfriends aren’t with an actual person they can harass

[twin bear]

Tru

[toxic relic]

ehh

[karmic jetty]

who mentioned edating

[twin bear]

I mean ai can say shit

[karmic jetty]

hire me for 20 clams an hour

[tardy token]

Think about it what’s worse

[toxic relic]

i think thats balanced out by the fact that your ai gooner is collecting all of your data

[unreal meadow]

E dating is a job

[toxic relic]

and making a social profile to sell to advertising corpos

[twin bear]

Sadly idk if any gooners even pay attention to the cost of using Ai chatbots

[surreal mirage]

[tardy token]

Probably but why would they care about that when they have their ai girlfriend to talk to all day

[karmic jetty]

what does this mean

[toxic relic]

your ai boyfriend told us at amazon that you were feeling sad, so why not buy our new amazon branded anti depressants

[twin bear]

Wut i said is wut it means

[unreal meadow]

They dont seem real

[twin bear]

They're all the same

[unreal meadow]

Looks like Ai ig

[karmic jetty]

but u use an animu pfp tupid

[unreal meadow]

Idk

[surreal mirage]

Friendly fire

[twin bear]

I don't even WATCH these animes

[unreal meadow]

E dater

[tardy token]

Dystopia but it’s not the cool one just the sad megacorporation slop one

[karmic jetty]

just like the rest of the weebs

[toxic relic]

neither do the other people that use them bro

[surreal mirage]

Not getting out of this one scav

[tardy token]

Uhh why do you have an anime character as ur pfp then

[twin bear]

Lol

[tardy token]

I assumed you watched it lol

[twin bear]

I'm not a gooner

Trust

[surreal mirage]

Supertupid

[toxic relic]

[surreal mirage]

Tupidrocker

[karmic jetty]

otagrocker sounds better in the mouth

just like deez in urs

[toxic relic]

its ok scav you learn and grow

[tardy token]

What the FART did you just call me dude.

😡😡😡

[toxic relic]

sometimes we dont realise we are what we hate

[unreal meadow]

[twin bear]

Lmao

[surreal mirage]

Not you bro, the other guy

[tardy token]

Or used to hate

[toxic relic]

if you want a femboy pfp just get a fanart of something idk

[tardy token]

Apologies broseidon of the sea🥺✌️

[twin bear]

I used random pfps from my gallery

[tardy token]

Or be the femboy pfp

[toxic relic]

sure buddy

[karmic jetty]

the pot calling the airfryer black

[toxic relic]

dont use real pictures of yourself online

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/trying-im-my-best-gif-18007286

[tardy token]

I am right now my pfp is me in real life

[subtle shoal]

how does one get into this situation

[twin bear]

I got warned on like 30 servers for having my thighs as my banner

[karmic jetty]

i only use it for jobseeking sites and whatsapp lol

[twin bear]

Is not worth it

[surreal mirage]

What

[toxic relic]

skill

[tardy token]

What the fart

[toxic relic]

susiety

[toxic relic]

bruh

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-steamsad-depression-gif-16712269959651793493

[toxic relic]

"im not a gooner, trust"

"i got warned for thigh pfp"

[tardy token]

30 times mind you

[surreal mirage]

Thigh pfp for infinite nitro

[twin bear]

B b but it was a banner

[karmic jetty]

zzzzz

is just an apparel

[subtle shoal]

infinite nitro glitch

[tardy token]

Bet lemme steal a random one off the internet and change it for the server profile

[toxic relic]

when will bears be appreciated on the internet

[twin bear]

And basically was free nitro until my dms were cooked with a million requests

[karmic jetty]

they are

[tardy token]

I love bears they’re just more viscous raccoons

[toxic relic]

gay bears

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/its-uncanny-how-easy-it-is-proton-m-rocket-explosion-gif-21173114

[surreal mirage]

What do people randomly dm you for

Sounds awful

[tardy token]

Yeah GOONERS💔

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-eft-pmc-tarkov-gif-26313946

[karmic jetty]

i used to get sussy dms 👴

[tardy token]

Thigh pfp is Gooner bait dude

[surreal mirage]

The hell did you do zorzor

[karmic jetty]

kinda miss em sometimes

theyre always from the gaymer serbers

[surreal mirage]

Ofc

[toxic relic]

gayming

[surreal mirage]

Who's ming

[twin bear]

Even in here bruh

[karmic jetty]

being nice ig

[toxic relic]

my friend

[tardy token]

Heh…misspelled call of duty there 🤓

[subtle shoal]

just get ksp1 and mod it bruh

🥀

[karmic jetty]

im private parts and reporting for doody

[twin bear]

Shitsing

[toxic relic]

im gonna brown

[twin bear]

Mobile version...

[karmic jetty]

the trick to not get sussy dms is to be old

👴

[tardy token]

https://tenor.com/view/diplein-kubrik-full-metal-jacket-matthew-modine-warface-gif-17785855

[subtle shoal]

for the little sperms out there

[tardy token]

NAOOOOO

[subtle shoal]

little timmies

[tardy token]

💔💔💔💔

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[tardy token]

Guys how do I get embed💔💔💔

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fans-cgi-tomfoolery-walter-white-gif-26258151

[subtle shoal]

you dont

[toxic relic]

you cant

i removed your perms

you, see, I'm a junior discord moderator

[tardy token]

😔😔😔

[subtle shoal]

specifically you cannot get embed perms

[toxic relic]

🤓

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-smart-so-many-genius-this-server-has-so-many-geniuses-gif-17960640212511392691

[toxic relic]

yeah, you better stay on my good side, buster.

[karmic jetty]

buster

i hardly know er

[toxic relic]

i hardly

fuck

[subtle shoal]

"buster"

[karmic jetty]

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-bozonga-hjjw-saraiva-skibidi-gif-15011026571260862033

[surreal mirage]

These damn gooners

[tardy token]

HOW DO I GET IMAGE PERMS GUYS AM I STOOPID

💔

[toxic relic]

i told you dude

i removed yours

[surreal mirage]

Tupidrocker

[karmic jetty]

tupid

[tardy token]

But but but but why🥺

[toxic relic]

you need to make me laugh

[karmic jetty]

we ated urs

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/get-back-to-your-cage-low-rank-jjk-blip-roleist-gif-18058137483685914952

[karmic jetty]

dont listen to em

[toxic relic]

if you make me laugh without using stupid gifs

[tardy token]

I CANT WITHOUT THEM💔

[toxic relic]

ill give it to you

[karmic jetty]

im the real lord of this fief

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-no-image-perms-gif-18006828907471357785

[tardy token]

A jester cannot perform without his jingles💔

[subtle shoal]

give me nitro and ill give you image perms

[toxic relic]

if you cant be funny without gifs then you're not funny

sorry bud

[karmic jetty]

!!

where funni

[toxic relic]

lost

[thin wedge]

true

[surreal mirage]

Be a jester and jingle deez nuts lmao

[karmic jetty]

just like le humanity

[tardy token]

Alright fine fine lemme tell yall a joke

[toxic relic]

yooo

cinema

[karmic jetty]

what is left after u eat two cherries

[tardy token]

Whaddya call a dropout proctologist

[tardy token]

A ventriloquist🙂

[subtle shoal]

listen bud, you're treading a thin line on thin ice, so you better hold your horses, buster.

[karmic jetty]

[surreal mirage]

Truly a 6cat_face3 moment

[subtle shoal]

who

[karmic jetty]

whats a proctologist

[tardy token]

💔

[karmic jetty]

ur not funni

[toxic relic]

proctologist is a butt doctor

[karmic jetty]

u nerd

[toxic relic]

genuinely

they work on the colon and anus

[twin bear]

Why did the chicken cross the road

[subtle shoal]

: (

[tardy token]

Yeah he’s right

[toxic relic]

yeah

[subtle shoal]

to get ran over

[toxic relic]

that joke was ok...

not what i mean by humour though

[tardy token]

To get to the udder side

[karmic jetty]

booo

[toxic relic]

im a funny man, i enjoy laughter

[subtle shoal]

booooo

[toxic relic]

but this displeases me

[subtle shoal]

🍅

[toxic relic]

no perms

[karmic jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1296582336359432202.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=cat_sandwich

[toxic relic]

the people have decided no perms

[twin bear]

He was only following orders

[tardy token]

NAOOOOOO

💔💔💔

[subtle shoal]

ermmmmm.... awkward

[tardy token]

DONT BEHEAD THE JESTER I BEG OF YOU🙁

[karmic jetty]

awkward tortle

a bad jester is a ded jester

[tardy token]

NAOOOOOOOO